I
QUEEN O f ACTRESSES
PRAISES PE-RU-NA
U R O W IN G H C G S IN ID A H O .
conserve the water. The soil around
Quincy is so light that the water will
seep away and be lost, unless you put
/n d u stry Is R e c e lx in g G r e a t e r A tte n ­
in such pipes. A ten horse-powor en­
tio n T h a n E v e r B e f o r e .
gine would be sufficient to raise water
for ten acres, but it might be necessary
Prof. H. T. French. D rector Idaho Experiment
Station.
to sink more than one well. 1 am be­
The hog industry in Idaho is re ginning to believe that irrigation will
ceiviug inure attention now than ever be necessary in the Quincy section to
before in the history of the state. obtain the best resu lts."
The tendency to diversify farm op
erations is stronger now than in the
past. A ll alfalfa, or all sheep or all
of any other one thing, unless it
should be fruit, is out of date for the
majority of farmers of Idaho, both in
the northern part of the *tate, where
irrigation is not practiced, and in the
irrigated sections of southern Idaho
The most succesful farmer, here as
elsewhere, is the one who is making
livestock on the farm one of the im
portant factors. As the dairy indus
try increases in interest the raising
of hogs will receive more attention.
A farmer who is not adverse to milk­
ing cows will, as a rule,
a success
in handling pigs, because no one can
succeed in either line, to the fullest
W fM .
extent, unless he looks carefully after
details.
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MAHLutVt
In Idaho the dairy industry is grow ­
" I am (lad to write my endow m en t of ing, therefore I expect a more rapid,
the (real remedy Prruna. I do so most development of the hog industry. In
heartily.'*— Julia Marlowe.
fact, there is a strong indication that
Any remedy that benefits digestion this is the case just now in several
strengthens the nerves.
sections of the state. In holding far­
The nerve centers require nutrition. mers’ institutes in southern Idaho
I f the digestion is impaired the nerve much interest was noticed in the sub­
centers become anemic, and nervous ject of feeding and breeding hogs.
debility is the result.
Several shipments of pure bred stock
have recently been made into south
Peruna is not a nervine nor a stimu- ! ern Idaho. Pure bred Poland China,
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lost
It benclits the nerves by bene- . Duroc Jersey, Chester White and
filing digestion.
Berkshire pigs are found in increas­
ing numbers in every farming section
Peruna frees the stomach of catarrhal of the state. Poland Chinas predomi­
congestions and normal digestion is the nate. no doubt; but the Duroc is be­
result.
coming a close competitor in many
In other words. Peruna goes to the
bottom of the whole difficulty, when sections.
Alfalfa pasture, with a small ration
the disagreeable symptoms disappear.
Mrs. J. C. Jamison, Wallace, Cal., of shorts, ground wheat or finely
ground barley, will grow pigs very
writes:
" I was troubled with my Btomach rapidly. This, supplemented with sep-
for six years.
W a s treated by three erator milk, will produce a growth
doctors. They said that I had nervous equal to that secured in the corn belt,
dyspepsia. 1 was put on a liquid diet and in quality we flatter ourselves
that it is superior.
for three months.
In growth, our pi^s can be made to
‘ ‘ I improved under the treatment, but
as soon as I stopped taking the medi­ compare quite favorably with those
fed
on corn. Numerous reports were
cine, I got bad again.
“ I saw a testimonial o f a man whose made last winter at farmers’ meetings
case was similar to mine being cured by that it was not difficult to produce a
Peruna, b o I thought I would g ive it a pig that would weigh two hundred
pounds at eight months old.
trial.
" I procured a bottle at once and com­
Some sugar beets and other roots
menced taking it. ,1 have taken several can be fed, and are being used in
bottles and am entirely cured.”
feeding hogs in Idaho. Potatoes boiled
and mixed with one and a half to two
. pounds of grain per hundredweight of
pig, will produce good gains in live
| weight. Alfalfa, cut up with feed rat­
ter, and softened by steaming or even
F
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a sprinkling of cold water, with a lit­
S e a s i d e , O regon tle grain, makes a good ration for
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Directly os tho bcarb overlooking I
brood sows during winter. A great
1 n t the ocean. Hot salt baths and I
many hogs are wintered largely on
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t |ÜB bathing.
pler , or f|gfclBf.
dry alfalfa hay, and they do very
■ n r Han parlors. Electric lights. Eire* I
well.
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place and steam heat. Eine walks I
In a state where so much cheap for­
I I f l R r n n N ” |>|ty
and drives. Sea
$2 foods
60 aDd a g spec*
j (M) I
age can be grown for hogs, there is
■ per dar.
Special rates br the week. |
great encouragement for t^e industry.
mmtm D A N . J . M O D U L, P r o p r ie to r !
Large yields of wheat and barley can
be secured on irrigated lands, and
AR D E. BU RTO N.—Assayer ar^ Chemist, often the wheat is of low m iPirg
H OW
Leutiville, C'olorauos Specimen price _. (»old.
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quality, making it much more profit­
ft. niiroi
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vruiuf w
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Zinc or
able to feed it than to sell it in the
t wmn-r, %1. Cyanide testa. M a ilin g envelopes and
application. Control and Urn*
fu ll
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sack. A bushel of wheat will make
«ren cot Carbonate Nat
in
¡»rework
rf
solid led.
from 12 to 15 pounds of gain in live
tlouol Bank.
weight when fed to thrifty young
hogs weighing from 75 to 175 pounds.
T e a c h l a g t h e is r u m m e r .
In young pigs even greater gains can
be
secured.
It was the custom In the days o f our
Field peas are grown in some sec­
old navy for the men to bring to the
mast «11 the wornout articles which tions for hog pasture, and serve an
were to be Inspected, handed In and ex­ important purpose in providing good
pasturage during the summer before
changed for new. The drummer had the stubble fields are ready to glean.
applied for so many drum heads that There is a period in summer when
the commodore felt sure he was being there is a lack of good pasture in the
Imposed upon, and one day set himself grain-growing sections of the state.
to watch while the band was playing. Little alfalfa or clover is grown on
As one rattling martial air follow ed an­ many of the farms, and often pigs
other his anger Increased perceptibly make very small gains during this
oeriod. Some farmers sow grain,
until be broke forth In uncontrollable
such as wheat or barley, for hog pas­
ra g e :
ture, but even this does not produce
'T h e re, now, confound y o u !
I set as good results as would a pasture of
why you use so many drum heads. alfalfa, peas or clover.
Don’t drum In the middle o f It all the
Bluegrass and white clover will
time. Drum all over that drum. I tel) make a good pasture in some locali­
ties where there is plenty of moist­
you!"
ure and good soil. This does not. in
our opinion, give as good results
People Tell Each Other About however, as the crops mentioned
Good Things.
above. Tdaho farmers are much en­
Twelve year« ago few people in the world knew couraged in raising hogs from the
o f such a preparation as a Powder fo r the Feet. fact that large packing plants are be
Today after the genuine merit o f Allen’s Foot- ing established on the coast, thus in­
Ease have been told year a fter year by grateful suring a steady demand for live hogs,
persons, it is indispensable to millions. It is and while the price may not be any
cleanly, wholesome, healing and antiseptic, and
more satisfactory than in the past,
gives rest and comfort to tired, aching feet.
with a limited supply, there will be a
It cures while you walk. Over 30,000 testimon*
to the demand even
lals. Imitations pay the dealer a larger profit, permanency
otherwise you would never be offered a substitute though the number of hogs produced
increases
several
times.
for Allen's Foot-Ease, the original foot powder.
HOTEL MOORE
Ask for Allen's Foot-Ease and see that you get it.
A
Q u a r r e ls o m e
F a m ily .
Mr». Edgerton Blunt— But why did
you leave your last place?
Applicant— I couldn’t stand the way
the mlatress and master used to quar­
rel. mum.
Mrs. K. B. (shocked)— Dear m e! Did
they quarrel very much, then?
Applicant— Yes, mum ; when It wasn't
me an’ ’ Im. It was me and ’er.
Q U tS T IO N S AND ANSW ERS.
V a lu a b le In f o r m a t io n to P a c if ic N o r t h ­
w e s t In q j l r o r s
By J. L. A.shlock. Washington Experiment Sta­
tion. Pullman.
Fima.— **1 have a tract o f land near
Quincy, Wash., that I wish to irrigate,
lr order to do this 1 will have to u«o
well water, and possibly do the pump­
ing with a gasoline engine, or some
other mechanical device. W ill you
W a its and Measures.
“ W hat sort o f a table do they sst please give me any information that
A. L. C.
at your boarding house?” asked the bears on this s u b je c t? "
" I am quite fam iliar with the con­
young man who waa contemplating a
ditions around Quincy, and believe that
change.
irrigation in that region would bring
•'A table o f waits and measures.” re­ very good results, providing the cost
plied his friend, “the first long and was not too much. In that locality the
•he latter short.” — Chicago News.
depth to wster is quite considerable,
and the cost o f operating a pump would
therefore be heavy. The farmers there
use windmills quite exclusively, using
gasoline engines only when the wind
fails. However, the water is quite
abundant when it is reached. I do not
believe that it would be profitable for
you to irrigate as many as ten acres
unless you have a system o f pipes to
The
S
o f the H a ir
There are four verses. Verse
1. A yer’s Hair Vigor makes
thehairgrow. Verse 2. A yer’s
Hair Vigor stops falling hair.
Verse 3. A yer’s Hair Vigor
cures d a n d ru ff. V e r s e 4.
Ayer’s Hair Vigor always re­
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus is sung by millions.
'• Before m in » Ayer’s Hotr V Ifor I bad very
thin and vary poor hair Bat I continuod to
a *« the V lfor anttl my hair greatly improved
In every W*T- I
oft and on for
the rant ten yea re.” — Mss. M. D kcm m owd ,
Newark. If. J.
Mode by J. 0. Ayer Co.. Iaowoll, Mae*.
Also manufacturera o f
A Ufers
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P N U
S AH A rU U LA -
sä.
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no
.
a s - os
I T V T R F N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r fle a r a p le o e e
1 ff
m s n ilo i th is p ap er.
Edward Guerr, who drove a Dorse at­
tached to a buggy over a railroad trea*
Ue 150 feet above the Cuyahoga river,
In Ohio, the horse trotting over a plank
a foot wide, was arrested on a charge
%f lunacy. ___________________
Jaat
m
H appy,
“ Jones’ new stenographer can’t apell
a little b it ”
“T b a t'a all rig h t Neither can Jonoa.
H e’a happy and If you leave him slot»«
th e’II hold her Job and he’ll never know
the difference."— Detroit Free Press.
C o ld ly
O a a a ld c r t S .
Baird__ " I have been quite success
ful with corn in this locality, except
that the corn matures rather small. Can
you advise me o f varieties of corn that
1 might t r y ! "
FARM ER.
" I advise that you experiment with
Kaffir corn, since it seems that it will
do well in your region. T ry a good,
early maturing Dent variety. This
should be preferable to the Flint, and
it certainly makes better feed. The
conditions o f your region require that
you cultivate to retain moisture, aa well
as to destroy the w eed s."
T h tlr
t
Old Favorites
The
$
O w l C r it ic .
“ Who stuffed that white owl?” No one
spoke in the shop;
The barber waa busy, and he couldn't
stop;
The customers, waiting their turns, were
all reading
The Daily, the Herald, the Post, little
heeding
The young man who blurted out such a
blunt question.
Not one raised a band or even made a
suggestion,
And the barber kept on shaving.
“ Don’t you see, Mr. Brown,"
Cried the youth, with a frown,
"H ow wrong the whole thing is;
How preposterous each wing is;
How flattened the head is ; how jammed
down the neck is—
In short, the whole owl, what an ignor­
ant wreck ’tis?
I make no apology ;
I ’ve learned owl-eology ;
I ’ve passed days and nights in a hundred
collections.
And cannot be blinded to any deflections
Arising from unskilled fingers that fail
To stuff a bird right from his beak to his
tail.
Mister Brown ! Mr. Brown,
Do take that bird down.
Or you’ ll soon be the laughing stock all
Leah y— " I would like to know i f it
over tow n !”
would be advisable to plant the Aus
And the barber kept on shaving.
tralian salt bush iu this region? Has
the plant any desirable qu alities?"
" I ’ve studied owls
J. S.
And other night fowls.
" I advise you to let the Australian
And I tell you
salt bush alone. The plant has a few
What I know to be true:
desirable qualities, but we have heard
An owl cannot roost
that in the W alla W alla country it has
developed into a pest. I t resembles With his limbs so unloosed ;
tumble weed in its manner of growth, No owl in this world
and in windy weather w ill break off and Ever had his claws curled,
roll fo r a great distance, scatt*aing Ever had his legs slanted.
Ever had his bill canted,
seed as it goes. Except when y * jn g
and tender, it is undesirable for s to ck ." Ever had his neck screwed
Into that attitude.
^
Washtucna— " I have a white clover He can’t do it because
lawn, and would like to know what sort T is against all bird laws.
o f bone fertilize r is best to use on i t . " Anatomy teaches,
W. A. P.
Ornithology preaches
" I question the advisability o f using An owl has a toe
a bone fertilizer on your lawn. Com That can’t turn out s o !
mercial fertilizers are generally poorly I ’ve made the white owl my study for
adapted to the soils in semi-arid re­
years,
gions. Well-rotted manure placed oa And to see such a job almost moves me to
the land late in the fa ll and raked off
tears!
in the spring would, I believe, be far Mister Brown, I ’ m amazed
more preferable. The soil in your re You should be so gone crazed
gion needs humus rather than fertiliz
As to put up a bird
ing elements. Manure is well supplied
In that posture absurd!
with phosphates and nitrogen, and
To look at that owl really brings on a
should therefore give your sojl the
dizziness;
needed stim u lation ."
The man who stuffed him don’t half
Sunnyside— "W o u ld your station ad-j
*know his business!”
vise me to feed grain hay with alfalfa?
And the barber kept on shaving.
I am a dairyman, and have been feeding
only a lf a lf a . "
F. W.
"Examine those eyes:
T‘ I am sure that there would be econ I ’m filled with surprise
omy in combining a lfa lfa with grain. Taxidermists should pass
From four to ten pounds of grain per Off on you such poor glass;
day should be sufficient, using rollec So unnatural they seem
barley rather than wheat or bran. Tht They’d make Audubon scream
bran would practically be wasted. You And John Burroughs laugh
would get good results, I believe, by To encounter such chaff.
feeding about one half a pound per I>o take that bird down ;
day o f linseed meal. A lfa lfa is entire­ Have him stuffed again. Brow n!”
ly nitrogenous in composition, and
And the barber kept on shaving.
should bo balanced by a more concen
trated form o f the carbo-hydrates."
“ With some sawdust and bark
l could stuff in the dark
•
Q U E R IE S B Y F A R M E R S .
An owl better than that;
I could make an old hat
E x p e r im e n t S t a t io n C a lle d U p o n f o r Look more like an owl
Than that horrid fowl.
A d v ic e o n V a r i o u s S u b j e c t s .
Stuck up there so stiff, like a side of
From the Washington State College, Pullman.
coarse leather;
A Seattle correspondent asks for a In fact, about him there’s not one natural
feather.”
statement of the experience the sta­
tion has had with the ‘‘novelty veg­ Just then, with a wink and a sly normal
etables.” H e was informed as fol­
lurch.
lows:
The owl very gravely got down from his
perch.
“ The station has experimented with
all of them, and finds that they will Walked ’ round and regarded his fault*
finding
critic
grow successfully in eastern Wash­
ington. The tomato and egg plant (W h o thought he was stuffed) with a
glance analytic.
should be started early in the season
in hotbeds, or cold frames. With And then fairly hooted, as if he would
this care a creditabUe crop will be ma­
say :
tured. The egg plant is a native of “ Your learning’s at fault this time, any­
warm climates, and, like the tomato,
way ;
should be given a high, warm eleva­ Don’t waste It again on a live bird. I
tion. The okra and artichoke have
pray. I ’ rn an o w l; you’re another.
each done very well with us. requiring
Sir Critic, good day 1”
only the ordinary garden culture.”
And the barber kept on shaving.
A farmer of Arden wishes to know —James T. Fields.
C’hewelah— " I s wood as desirable as
cement for building a silo? Is silage
apt to freeze in this country? What
forage plants should be grown in th<
Chewelah re g io n ? "
S TO C K M A N .
"B ro m e grass might do well, i f the
soil is not too gravelly, but it should
not be grown in rocky soil. Vetches
w ill be desirable in such soil as you
have, as these plants reseed themselves,
i f you can get lumber at a reasonable
price in your vicinity, it would be more
costly to build of cement than o f wood.
Silage stays warm, and it is not apt to
xTeeze in this country; but i f it sticks
to the sides o f the silo from any cause,
it should be trampeu down in order to
prevent it from settling un even ly."
what apples would do W’ell where he
lives. Professor Thornber advised
him as follows:
"F o r the soil and general climatic
conditions you have, I advise the use
in equal quantities of the. Jonathan,
Rome Beauty and Wegener. It is
possible that you might make use of
a great many other varieties, b it
these are apples that the all doing
well, and sell for very good market
prices in the annual markets.
"V ary the number of tree, accord­
ing to whether you are going to irr -
gate or not. I f you are going to irri
gate, plant your trees from twenty
five to twenty-seven feet apart, in
alternate rows. I f you are not going
to irrigate, you bad better plant them
on the hexagonal plan, placing the
trees in the rows thirty-three feet
apart, with the rows themselves about
twenty-seven feet apart. It will not
injure the trees to grow vegetables
between them for the first three lo
five years, but, of course, you should
plant nothing that will take the
moisture or plant food from close to
the young trees.”
M ild
P a a la k m e a f.
Stranger— In your town they close the
front doors of the saloons on Sunday, and
open the aide doors, do they? Isn’ t that
whipping the devil around the stump?
Native— Yes, and the whipping doesn’t
hurt him a bit, cither.
g a its
s
Tow n
B e n n ty
1
O p la lo a .
C U R ES
The visitor had already spoken nt
xmftlderable length when he said to the
children, whose attention had begun to
wander, "A n d now I want to tell you
of a boy I once knew.
"H e had a good father and mother,”
E very case o f Rheumatism has its origin ar.d its development in the
the visitor continued, when he found
several pulrs o f eyes had returned to blood. It is not a disease which is contracted lik e a cold, but it is in the
their survey o f bis face, “ and they did blood and system before a pain is felt, and the changes in the weather or
all that lay In their power to make him any physical irregularities, such as a spelt of indigestion, bowel disturbance,
happy. But the boy was thoughtless etc., are merely the excitin g causes producing the pains and aches, which
Rheumatism is caused by an
and selfish; he frittered sway his time, are the natural symptoms of the disease.
excess of uric acid and other corrosive, irritating poisons in the blood, which
and never thought o f the future.
are carried through the circulation to every part of the system.
Every
"To-day, Instead of filling an honor- .
muscle, nerve, membrane, tissue and join t becomes saturated with these
able and useful position In life, where
acrid, irritating impurities, or coated with fine, insoluble caustic matter,
do you suppose he stands, children, as and the sharp, piercing pains or the dull, constant aches are felt with every
1 a man?”
physical movement. When the blood is filled with uric acid poison, perma­
“ He stands before us!” shrilled all nent relief cannot be expected from liniments, plasters, or other external
the little boys and glrla In prompt and treatment. Such measures g iv e temporary relief, but in order to conquer
joyous unison.
Rheumatism and bring about a
RHEUMATISM
ills
. V tne’ Doare and all Narvoaa pw**a*a
O T'- rmuneutly cured by I'r. Kllao's Orvoft
t-e lit -uorer. Hend for F R E E f 2 trial bottlo and
irealise. Ur. It. iLKllu«-, LO..U31 Arch bt.,
▲
Bad
B a r ta li.
A s t o r y Is t o ld o f t b s fa m o u s R ic h
s r d B r in s le y S h e r id a n , th a t one la y
w h e n c o m in g back fr o m s h o o tin g , w it h
an e m p t y b eg . a n d s e e in g a n u m b er o f
d u ck s In a pond, w h ile n e a r b y a m an
w a s le a n in g on a fe n c e w a tc h in g them ,
S h e r id a n a s k e d :
“ W h a t w ill y o u t a k e f o r a s h o t a t
th e d u c k s ? ”
“ W e l l , ” s a id t h e m an t h o u g h t fu lly ,
“ I ’ ll t a k e h a lf a s o v e r e ig n .”
" D o n e ,” s a id S h e r id a n , a n d he flr » d
In t o t h e m id d le o f t h e d u cka, k illin g a
d o x e n o r m o re . " I ’ m a f r a id y o u m a d e a
b a d b a r g a in .” s a id S h e r id a n , la u g h in g .
“ I d o n ’ t k n o w a b o u t t h a t ," th e m a n
r e p lie d .
" T h e y ’ re n o t m y
T h e C h r is tia n A d v o c a te .
d u ck s .’ ’—
h ow ’s This?
We offer One Hundred DolHirt Reward for any
ease of Catarrh that cannot he cured by Ha. i'a
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., Toledo, O
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe h im
perfectly honorable in all bulsness transactions
and financially able to carry out any ob liga ­
tion made bv ni« Hrm.
W ALD IN U . K IN N A N A M A R V IN ,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,O
H a ll’s C&tarrah Cure is »ken internally, act­
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur­
faces of the system. Testimonial? sent free.
Price 75 cents per bottle. 8 old by a ll Druggists.
Take H a ll’s Fam ily P ills for Constipation.
" B l g l e y d o e s n 't b o th e r a b o u t p o lit ic s
a n y m o re , d o es h e? ”
"No, In d e e d .” \
" L e t m e see, w h e n w a s It th a t b e g o t
th e g u b e r n a t o r ia l bee In h is b o a n e t ? ”
“ J u s t b e fo r e b e g o t It In th e n e c k .”
— T h e C a t h o lic S ta n d a r d a n d T im e s .
S.y
p t ffT g !
"rf o S e e n i n a
^ E lix ir %
acts gently yet prompt­
ly on the bowels, cleanses
me system ej|ectu ally,
assists one in overcoming
habitual constipation
permanently. To get its
benejicial effects buy
tbe g enuine.
N a n u ja c tu r e d by th e
Having bet $500 that he had aeen one
T ks «a a r r s l.
, “ I, sir,” remarked the aeif-Important
“ You call yourself s poet— and writs
statesman, “ waa never approached with rhymes about the vlrtuea a t Peekabor
a proposition o f gra ft in my life.”
soap?“
“ T h a t fa c t ” answered Senator Sor­
"A n d you call yourself sn artist?”
ghum. "m ay be a recognition o f your
“W s lir
honesty, and then again It may be a
“ And
make comic v a le n t in e * ^
reflection on your Influence."— Wash Cleveland Plain Dealer.____
lugton Star.__________________
K e n t S s B f.
One o t the contemporary poet«
Mrs. Knlcker— Henry, why did you
tbs
leave your sboee on the etalre last "W h ere are the bright glrla o f
peat?”
Our own obeervatlon la that
night?
Knlcker (dated, hut Inspired)— En­ some o f them are administering cat*
glish custom, m'dear. L e ft ’em to be tlous doses o f paregoric to the bright
blacked.— Puck.
j girls o t tbs futuxm
H la
m P r o fe s a t o n a l.
fin a l
«le a r n
R e w a r d s o f S c h o la r s h ip .
"H e took a full classical course at
college, did he? Did it ever get him any­
thing?”
"W ell, he has made several hundred
dollars, that I know of, by inventing
Latin and Greek names for patent medi­
cines.”
C o arse.
"W hat do you do,” asked the fair bridge
player, whispering to the man sitting
behind her, "when you have a hand like
that?”
" I generally swear,” he answered.—
Chicago Tribune.
o f
H ope.
Orville Ardup— Ah. here comes that
infernal bill collector!
Caller (producing
folded document
with alacrity)— I am glad to hoar you
say so. Mr. Ardup.
I have been here
nine times without having been a collec­
tor, you know.
H onor
Mothers w ill find Mrs. W inslow ’ s Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use for their ch.,ld f'>n
lu r in g the teeth ing per.od.
V i.
S a fe ty .
“ Don’t you consider it honorable to
tell a man his faults to his face?”
queried the youth.
"Abstemious" and "facetious" are the
"Y es.” replied the wise guy, "but 1
only words in English having the voweia
canalder It safer to tell them to hla
In their order.
neighbor.”
Pnaalct
W hat
S tylef
"H as she adopted a new fad? She
carries her head tilted to one side now.”
"That's no fad. It's a habit she has
fallen into in consequence of having to To protect them from parasites, which
go through so many narrow doorways bite and annoy them, wash them with
with that new spring hat of hers.”
h Washing Animals
Im p r a c t ic a b le .
“ Your husband smokes bis pipe lu the
house, does he? I suppose there is no
way of getting the odor of tobacco out
of the rooms, either.”
“ Yes, there is one way— but I hesitate
about resorting to it. Our house and
furniture are only partly insured.”
“20 Mule Team Borax”
water. Dirt and disagreeable odor ar*
removed, the animals' skins rendered
, healthier, the hair soft and (flossy and
| free from insects. All dealers. Book-
| let. Sample and Lace Design for center-
piece, 10c.
Pacific Coast Borax Co.,
Oakland, Cal.
P io S y r u p C o .
4 M V
SOLD BT LEADING DRUCGISTS- 504 p*«BOTTLE
Not
“O U C H ”
E lig ib le.
OH, MY BACK
"D id n ’t that new nurse come that I
engaged for little Mortimer?’’ asked
Mr. De Style.
"Y ea," replied Mrs. De Style, "but
she wouldn't do. She had nothing but
blue dressee to wear, and blue, you
know, la only for girl babies; pink if
for bova.” — Philadelphia Press.
' IT IS W ONDERFU L HOW Q U IC K LY THH
PAIN AN D S TIF FN E SS CO W HEN YOU USB
ST JACOBS OIL
T H IS W E L L TRIED. OLD-TIME
REMEDY F ILLS T H E BILL
2 G O . - A L L I'R U G G IS T S . — 60o*
Aa
to
O k la h o m a .
CONQUERS
PAIN
"Speaking of tornadoes,” observed the
boarder with the high forehead, " If the
one that visited Oklahoma the other day
had happened along a few months sooner
there would have been a provision in the
State constitution abolishing tornadoes.
That’s about the only thing they over- j
looked.”
The K in d Ton Have Always Bought, and which has been
In use fo r over 80 yean, has borne the signature o f
and has been made under his' per­
sonal supervision since Its Infancy.
A llow no one to deceive Von in this.
A ll Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Jnst-as-good’ * are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger tbe health o f
Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment.
What Is C A S T O R IA
O n io n * .
Oastorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. I t Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotla
substance. Its age Is Its guarantee. I t destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. I t cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. I t relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. I t assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea-The Mother's Friend.
Persona with dropslasl tendeorte*
should eat onions frequently. This aim-
Pie cure has proved effective In many
cases. In one Instance the patient bad
beetr given up by several physicians anil
only tried the onions to please a friend.
She was completely restored to hsaltb
and, though that was five years ago,
has never had a return o f the trouble.
She ate the onions Just as she would
an apple, taking a great many during
the day.
A
Not
Wareham Long— Did jevver attend a
hobos' convention?
Huffold Knutt— No, ye blame fool.
Reckon I want to forfeit me amm.vchure
Ktandin’ by doin’ a thing like that?—
Ohicago Tribune.
S chem e.
T h e first move In the plan to make
York, I'a.. the “ city beautiful" was
made recently, when under the aus­
pices o f the York Assembly o f the
Dauphin Institute, assisted by publlc-
splrlted citizens Prof. Zueblln, o f Chi­
cago University, delivered his lecture
on “ T h e Twentieth Century City, or
the C ity York Ought to Be,” says the
Municipal Journal and Engineer. Prof.
Zueblln would have the city by Its
regularly constituted bodies or through
Its public-spirited citizens lny out a
definite plan o f action, » plan that
would provide for parks, sewers, the
elimination o f poles, /the beautifying
o f the laws, the prevention o f corpo­
rations from doing as they please in
tearing up streets, street car conges­
tion In the public square, and a hnn
dred and one everyday common sense
remedies that most citizens have long
been aw are of. yet fa ll to get at the
foundation of, for lack o f a general
plan o f action.
Prof. Zueblln would
have the city fathers, official or real,
decide on what they want In the years
to come, and then "go a fte r It,” so that
the future generations may take up the
work that has been started and carry
It to completion.
B a t in s
T r y i n g I t o n H n b b jr .
The world contains at least four moun­
tains composed of almost solid iron ore.
“ John, dear, I wish you would taste
One is in Mexico, one in the United this milk and see if it’a perfectly sweet.”
States, another in Ipdia and a fourth in
"W hat for?"
Africa just below the Soudan, and there
“ Because if it’s the least bit sour I
have been reports of such a mountain ex­ don’ t want to give any of it to Fido. It
isting in Siberia.
isn’t good for him.”
C A L IF O R N IA
D ifftm # «.
“ W hat doss Vsruon do for s livin g '
“ He works In s paint shop.”
“ W hy, I understood he was a writer
for the magaslnes.”
"W ell, you asked me what he did for
a living.” — Bohemian. _____ m
The bank at Bremen, Ken., having
Men burned, experts In the treasury de­
partment at Waahlngton have figured
rot that a quart o f asbea sent on for
redemption will be worth about $4.000.
Som .tim. ago, I had Rb.um .titm and had to
complete cure, the uric acid and
quit work. T b . paio 10 m j back and between
other inflammatory matter must be
m r ihouldar. t u t to inten.o I could oot rMt or
expelled, and this cannot be done
•l.«p . I triad everything, but nothing did m . .op
good till I h.ard oI and took S. S. S. This med­
with external treat- ent. S. S. S.
ium. curad me sound and well. It purified my
cures Rheumatism because it is a
blood u d w ad. in. I m ! like a new men.
perfect and entirely vegetable blood
COKRAD LOUR,
Andereon, Ind.
I l l E. 11th S t
purifier.
It goes down into the
circulation, neutralizes the acids,
I w m Mvere'y troubled with Rheumatism. I
and dissolves the irritating depos­ bad it in my knees, leg. and anklet, and any on*
who has ever bad Rheumatism know« how excru­
its which are pressing on the sensi­ ciating
the pain it and bo-v it interferes with on*
tive nerves and tissues and produc­ at * orb. I wae truly in bad ahap*— haring boon
bothered with if far ten years, oil and on.
A
11 in g pain, enriches the weak, sour
local physician advised me to use S. S. S. 1 did
blood, and removes every atom of
•o. Alter taking two bottle* I noticed the sore­
im purity from the circulation. So
ness and pain wore great'y reduced. I continued
instead of being a weak, sour
the medicine and waa tho-ougbly cured; ail pain.
toraneM
and inflammation cone. 1 recommend
stream, distributing uric acid to the
S. S. S. t* all Rheumatic sufferers.
different parts of the system, the
J. L. AOltEW,
blood is strong and healthy and
M S K. Greenbrier 8 t..
If t. Vernon, Ohio,
therefore able to supply every mus­
cle, nerve, bone and tissue with nourishment and strength. Then the inflam­
mation and swelling subside, the pains and aches cease, and not on ly is
Rheumatism permanently cured, but under the fine tonic effects of S. S. S.
the entire general health is benefitted and built up. In all forms of Rheuma­
tism, whether acute or chronic, S. S. S. w ill be found a safe and reliable treat­
ment. Special book on Rheumatism and any medical advice you desire will
be furnished free
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO ATLANTA, GA.
GENUINE
C A S T O R IA
ALWAYS
Bears the Signature o f
la r r t flr e
In
S e le n e «.
A Jolly young chemistry tough
While mixing a compound of staff.
Dropped s match in a vial.
And after a while,
They found h i. front teeth and one
cuff.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
M agazine.
E very htiAlneea man frequently heart
th is: "Y ou charge too much.”
T b e batcher should be careful how
he steaks his reputation.
ta w
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In Use For Over 3 0 Years
Erect Copy o f W rapper.