L a s tla g .
“ Y o 'ir
sp .H a depositor
to the hank receiver, “ o ffer* aery cold
comfort. It is a bachelor’s comfort-—
that Is to say, no comfort nt all.
“ ‘ W hat,’ said a bachelor to a beuo-
dlct. ‘only married a year and already
so blue?’
“ ‘Ah, but,* groaned the benedict, ‘ I
never Imagined that a w ife would
prove so expensive.’
“ The bachelor patted the blue mar
ried man on the ba* k In a consolatory
way.
“ ‘ Yes/ he said, *n w ife la an expen
sive article, that Is true.
Hut then
you must remember that ahe lasts a
very long time.’ M
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“ What Is the matter, little boy?** asked
the professor. “ Have you the measles?”
“ Nope,” answered the boy. “ I ’ ve got
the rneasle. They’» only one of ’em.”
“ That’s singular!” mused the professor.
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“ John,” said Mrs. Stubb, proudly,
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Brazilian sailor. Isn’t It a good par
rot r
“ No,” snapped Mr. Stubb, in antic!
pation o f interrupted slumbers, “ that la
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“ Not a good parrot?
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"A b, me good man,” aald the heavy
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line o f the railroad, "how fa r la It from
here to dear old Chicago?”
"T h ree pair o f h alf soles and six
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Israel Putnam had shot the wolf.
“ I hadn’t practiced on the neighbors’
cats for nothing,” he said, looking around,
from force of habit, for a place where he
could bury the animal.
Yet he didn’t forget to apply for a
bounty on the wolf’s scalp.
No Hoorn fo r A n y th in g Else.
“ Laura,” growled the husband, “ what
have you taken all my clothes out o f this
closet for?”
“ Now there’s no use in your making
any fuss about it, George,” said his wife,
with a note of defiance in her voice. “ I
just had to have some place where I could
hang my new spring hat.” — Chicago Trib
une.
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C H ARACTER OF LABOR HAS IMPROVED.
P E C U L IA R and unexpected, though easily
comprehensible, result o f the “ hard times”
and “ business depression” is reported In
the shape of a marked advance in the e f
ficiency o f the men who are still employed.
Now that jobs are com paratively hard to
get, the man who has one does his best,
or at least his much better, to convince his employer
that he is worth keeping, and his output o f labor and
amount o f production have both notably increased over
w hat they were in the days when discharge was some
thing not at all to be feared and “ soldiering” was as
safe as it was pleasant— pleasant to all except the man
who paid the wages, that is.
Roughly stated by one observer, the member o f a
big contracting firm, sixty new men now do as much as
100 did formerly, with a corresponding reduction in the
cost o f the work done. This, in many cases, has changed
what had seemed to be a losing contract into a profit
able one, and has made possible the continuance o f
operations that otherwise would have had to stop.
Looking deeper into the matter, one gets some new
ligh t on the petty reasons so often given in the past as
Justification o f the worker who did not exert himself to
his fullest capacity. This, It was said, was for altruistic*
reasons— in order that there m ight he work enough to go
round and none should be le ft without employment. A p
parently an even stronger argument along these lines
could now be made, but. If the facts are as stated, the
Inclination to make it has departed and in Its place has
come what, according to old-fashioned people, Is the old-
fashioned habit o f finding tbe highest self-interest in
consideration o f the employer's Interest. — N ew York
Times.
A
T H E ID L E R IC H .
U L IU 8 C H A M B E R S, in the Brooklyn Eagle,
tells o f a young man o f his acquaintance
who has reached the age o f 30, who has
an Income from his fath er o f $100,000 a
year, who owns five automobiles, has a
standing order w ith his tailor fo r three
suits o f clothes a month, changes his dress
three times a day, spends $10,000 on flowers, and when
he took a notion some tim e ago to make a trip to Spain
did not know In what part o f the world that country Is
located, aud only knew It was somewhere across the
ocean.
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The young man said life was a great bore to him, that
ho has nothing to do, that he never did anything, and
Mr. Chambers avers that the young man Is intellectually
poverty stricken.
Perhaps he might have made a good business man had
he been compelled to work. In a professional career he
might have climbed to the top o f the ladder had there
been an incentive to apply himself. Had he been w ith
out money he might have become a captain o f Industry.
“ I ’d like to get some nics shirts for
my husband. To-morrow’s his birthday,
“ You know it all now, my son,” aald and 1 want to surprise him.”
“ Yes, ma’am. What size?”
the old man, “ but when you have
“ Does that make any difference? O,
reached my age you will hud you kuow
assorted sizes, I suppose.
George can
com paratively nothing.”
wear almost anything. But there mustn’t
“ I guess that’s right, dad,” replied j be any saw tpeth on the collar. He’s got
the flippant youth. “ I ’ ve often heard some of that kind, and he doesn't like
that one forgets much in his declining them.”
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years.”
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H er.
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th e
William the Conqueror had just won
the battle of Hastings.
“ Well,” he said, “ I guess we may as
well put up the sign, ‘This Country Has
Changed Hands !’ ”
Which, when you consider the fact that
the country was under his heel, shows
that William was lamentably careless and
inexact in his rhetoric.— Chicago Tribune
“ How do you do, Dr. Fourthly?” shs
said, extending her hand.
“ Your face is familiar, my dear young
lady, but I can’t quite— er----- ”
“ Why, I sing in your choir, you know.”
“ O— ah— j'es, to be sure !” said the
Her. Dr. Fourthly, shaking her hand
warmly. “ I knew I had seen you some
where.”
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mendous force which lies beyond the
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Afghanistan, says Charles M. Pepper
In Scribners. It Is proposed to supply
electricity fo r lighting the forts and
m ilitary cantonments scattered over a
large territory and also for the sta
tions and yards along the railw ay lines.
T h e enterprise contemplates the con
struction o f trolley lines spreading out
through the dense populations of north
ern India and an electric railw ay from
Peshwar up the Khyber Pass to the
British outpost station there. W h ile I
w rite this article this project is receiv
ing favorable consideration from the
British government.
In some form
within the next few years it w ill be
adopted.
Apropos o f the Him alayas and the
progress o f electricity a query Is raised
regarding Tibet.
Is the ro o f o f the
w orld less susceptible to this progress
than Kashm ir, which may be called
the eaves?
T h e answer may be given that the
conditions are not the same, fo r Kash
m ir Is habitable by a large number o f
people. In altitudes ranging from 2,500
to 10,000 feet, while Tibet at 14.000 to
20.000 feet could not sustain a large
population.
Y et should the ultimate
outcome o f the British political mis
sion to Lhassa with its m ilitary accom
paniment be the prospecting o f
the
H im alayas fo r gold, and discoveries o f
that precious metal he mnde, the water
pow er would he utilized as In the K ola r
gold fields o f Mysore.
T h e influence o f the electrical ele
ment In one o f Its prim ary forms al
ready Is seen. During the British In
vasion the “ lineman” was w lfh the ad
vance guard o f the troops, and commu
nication with the rear was kept up by
telephone and telegraph apparatus.
To-day remote recesses o f the Chnmbl
valley in Tibet are In communication
with the world's centers— London. New
York. Hongkong— fo r the messages are
transm itted to Darjeeling, the Indian
gatew ay to the Tibetan passes, retele-
raphed to Calcutta or Bombay and then
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an inventor— any one o f a thousand things In which he
would have benefited the world.
The average young man thinks he la greatly handi
capped because he Is without means.
He builds air
castles as to what he would do did he have thousands
to do It with. The chances are he Is a better man and a
better citizen, better to his family, better to the world,
because he has no big Income, lie uses his hands aud
his brains, he does things, and Is o f use to mankind,
while the Idle rich man, ns shown In the example cited
by Mr. Chambers, is a drone In the world’s vast hive,
finding life a bore, adding nothing, spending money only
for self-gratification and doing nothing for the benefit
o f humanity.
Two strong arms and the will to use them and the
brain to Intelligently guide are better capital for the
young man than a heritage o f mere dollar* and cent».—;
Toledo Blade.
T H IN G S H A V E CH ANGED.
P T * —
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I I I R T Y years ago one o f the old-fashioned
steel-wire spring wagons was a luxury. In
a funeral procession a mile long you would
see perhaps two or three o f them. Every
body rode In farm wagons. T w en ty years
ago a top buggy was a rich man’s good
fortune, and but lew o f them were seen.
To-day a top buggy with a rubber tire Is as common as
a Democrat in Texas. Anybody and everybody has them.
A farm wagon in a funeral procession would be a nov
elty. The upper tens ride in automobiles, and they are
fast getting to be common. A newspaper printed yester
day is stale. I f a letter Is twenty-fotir hours traveling
a thousand miles there is a kick coming. Ten dollars
don’t last as long as 10 cents did with our grandfathers.
W e spend more for sock» and suspenders than grand
father did fo r his Sunday clothes, and still we wonder
what Is the matter with the world that It does not
grind out as many rich blessings as It did a century ago.
— Bethany Clipper.
H A T the red men In these advanced tim e*
aro developing pride o f race must be re
garded ns a hopeful sign o f a prosperous
future for a people who were seemingly
brought nearly to extinguishment by ths
vices and oppression carried to them by
the advancing tide o f civilization. As seen
on some of the reservations, the remnants o f formerly
powerful tribes appear a sorry lot o f listless incompe
tents, but i f sought in the right places many educated
and capable Indians can be found who are prosperous
as well ar self-respecting, notably the civilized tribes in
the new State o f Oklahoma. It seems a fa r cry from
the naked brave brandishing a tomahawk to the native
red American in broadcloth treading the nails o f Con
gress, out already the latter fact is accomplished.— Buf
falo Courier.
T
QUEEN.
E le m e n t
of
P ath o s
Sheda
Som ber
L lfr h t o n H e r D e c l i n i n g Y e a r s .
A n element o f pathos sheds a somber
ligh t on the declining years o f Eng
land's queen. Neglected by the king,
whom even her youthful beauty failed
to hold In unfaltering allegiance, she
dwells among the splendor* o f royalty,
but with an aching and desolate heart.
The effect o f her unhappy life Is dally
becomlhg more apparent In an irrit
three are cloee chum, and are Insep
ab ility that inspire* dismay within the
arable. There Is ■ commtm bond among
palace and causes comment outside.
rliem. fo r tbe dowager emprees and
T h e king goes traveling on the con
Alexandra have not led happy married
tinent several times a year— and near Uvea, anil the Princes* Victoria la 40
ly alw ays without the queen. H e is a l years old and never hits married.
ways the center o f a brilliant group
When with her daughter o r alater
he most cultivates. The lure o f pleas Alexandra haa no difficulty in over
ure La as strong a. ever. The queen coming her deafness. They carry an
enters little into his though**; less Into American Instrument for transmitting
hi* life.
In London the queen lives sound that la easily concealed, and acta
her pitiful, embittered life.
Dfaron- when tw o persons are In contact. A lex
tented, grow ing deafer and more Irrit andra, by linking arms with Prinrem
able every day, she has ended
h*»r Victoria or the dowager empress, can
career as the youngest old lady o f Eu
hear distinctly. W ith other people she
cope.
cannot link anna and ahe consequently
W ith tbe aid o f cosmetics and a wi
feels her Inflrmtty keenly. A t home a
K ing E dw ard’s 63-year-old consort has wire arranged round a table supplies
M ia *.
the necessary contact for conversation.
The queen, with one o f the Instruments
in her dross and her hand on the tabic
wire, can hear anybody talking who
also has an instrument and connect*
with the wire.
Queen Alexandra's real home Is not
In England, but In Norway, where her
other daughter, Maud, Is queen. When
ever she can Alexandra goes to Chris
tiania and Joins the dowager empress
at a small house the two join tly own
at Bygdo, Just outside Christiania,
beautifully situated on the Christiania
fiord.
There the royal sisters forget theli
troubles, and lend the life of tw o girls
on a summer holiday. They go for long
walks, unaccompanied; they play bil
Hards; they study their art collections
and paint. Alexandra, particularly, 1*
a very fa ir artist, und her water color
work ranks high
among amateurs.
Alexandra likes to photograph, and nt
Bgydo she has a huge collection o f her
press-the-button work.
Alexandra is very popular among the
English, due not only to her constant
visits to charitable works, but to the
keen sympathy felt for her because of
her domestic unhappiness.
England
knows the trials Alexandra has had
to suffer, and overlooks the Irritable
temper the queen has developed In con
sequence.
L lk s
a
R e fle c t lo a .
An unfortunate author write* to the
London Westminster Gazette: “ Prof.
Chandler, I understand, has Just w rit
ten a book on the literature o f roguery.
In a letter accompanying the prospec
tus o f the work the publisher w rit**
to me aa follows ‘ W e think you may
be Interested to know that reference Is
made to your name in these columns.’
I do not object, but I think it might
have been put differently.”
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fought Fath er Tim e successfully for
years.
Now these weapons ure no
longer able lo conceal from her sub
jects the fact that Alexandra has
stepped over the borderland and Is at
last an old woman.
Since Edward mounted the throne
Alexandra has been leading a secluded
lifé. E dw ard sees as little o f her as
possible. H e travels about England and
the continent, leaving her alone
at
home, to while away, as best she can,
tLa tedium o f being a queen with noth
ing to do and with no home compan
ionship.
She kills time by opening
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She is an in
veterate
playgoer and sometimes at
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Usually she Is accompanied by one
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ter, Princess Victoria, and her sister,
the dow ager empress o f Russia. The
of
Victim of Delusiou— Doctor, I’ m aw
fully afraid I ’ m going to have brain
fever.
Doctor— Pooh, pooh, my dear friend !
That is all an illusion of the senses
There is no such thing as fever.
You
have no fever, you have no br— b’ rn !— no
material substance upon which such a
wholly imaginary and supposititious
as a fever could find any base of opera-
tion.
Victim— O. doctor, what a load you
have taken from my— from my— I have
a mind, haven’t I, doctor?
fo r sale. N o t particu lar about location.
W ish to hear from OWNER only w ho will
sell d irect to buyer. G ive price, descrip
tion and state when possession can be
had. Address,
L DARBYSHIH :. Be« 228.
RodwAw,
Y.
T ru e V o c a tio n .
“ You are wasting your time painting
pictures.”
“ But I sell my pictures,” protested
the artist.
“ And that convinces me that you can
sell anything.
Such being the case,
why not take up life insurance, or
steel bridges, or something with big
money lu it?” — Home Herald.
“Tug
D ire c tly on th e beach overlo o k in g
the ocenn. H o t Bait baths ana
1 n t
C uff H ouse
$?£££:
I (IF
I ur
Sun p a -loro. E le c tric lig h ts . F ire «
place &ud Btegui beat. F in e w alks
o i i i i and d riv e «, fcea fo o d « a «nee-
U lf
la ity . R a te«. $¿.¿0 and £3.00
| per day. A T - Special ra te« by th e w eek.
I D A N . J . M O O U h . P r o p r ie to r ■
H eron *
Habitual
Constipation
M
l
u
( lay bo
pornmnonUy
oí ' ercome L by propre
personal efforts with the assistance
S y r u p i R ^ s ^ E l i v i r ^SenitQ
*. auuiujactured by the
C a lif o r n ia
F ig S y r u p C o.
o nly
O m la o n i.
“ Pardon me, old mau,” began the
veteran boarder, “ but we don't want
to lose you, and I just want to warn
you that you'd better begin to pay
something on your board.’’
“ W hy?” asked the new boarder.
“ W ell, I noticed that Mrs. Starvem
was dangerously polite to you thifc
morning.” — Philadelphia Press.
I
I
I
|
S ty x .
A rt
and
S p e c ia lis in g .
Why should an artist who ha.* painted
portraits for years be denied talent os a
landscape paiiiter? There is no reason
for it. We have grown to mislake spe
cialty for personality, and the artist who
has made his name as a painter of cats
will have to paint cats all his lift.—*
Kuuat, Munich.
F o llo w e d
1 iiMt r u c t i o n s .
“ Do you know,” said ( ‘holly. “ I never
had played a game of golf in my life, and
when I asked the old Scotchman what
was the first thing for me to do be looked
at me just like this and 6aid, 'H o o t ,
mon !’ ”
“ Then what did you do?”
“ I hooted, of course.” — Chicago Trib
une.
SOLO BY ALL LCADINC DRUGGISTS
one size unjy, regular pace 50Ç p- Buttle.
th e
I
Pluto
had
introduced
Warkford
.^queers, late of Dotheboys hall, to Si moo
Legree, late of Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
“ Glad to meet you, Mr. Squeers,” said
Legree. “ You and 1. 1 believe, are two
of the most celebrated of the old a t a
ters.”
But Squeprs, who had just been com
polled by Pluto to take his regular dose
of brimstone— without the treacle— t s
loo aurly to answer.— Chicago Tribune.
fo rm rég i____
habits d aily so that ussidance to nu-
tu re may ho gradually dispensed with
when no longer needed as the best of
remedies, when repaired, are to assist
nature and not to supplant the natur
al functions, which must depend ulti
m a te ly upon p r o p e r nourishm ent,
proper efforts,and right living generally.
' To get its b en eficia l e ffects, always
buy th e gen u in e
w-'
H.
Seekin g
«
Cnunc.
“ Mamma, is that bay ruui in the bot-
tie ou your table?"
"Mercy, no. ile a r.'” ahe replied. "T h at
la mucilage."
"Oh,” anid little Johnny, "perhaps
that's why l can't get my hat o ff."-
The Methodist Recorder.
No. 2 4-M
P N U
w
H E N w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t i s e r s p le a s e
m e n t io n t h la p a p e r .
G R A V IT A T IO N .
The
M y stery
of
F o r c e In
T h in
W o n d e rfn l
N atu re.
When planta are grown In receptn
clea fastened to the rlin o f a rapidly
'revolving wheel, the shoots and 'eaves
grow toward the center and the roota
aw ay from the renter o f revolution.
This la reiuarknble ns showing the In
fluence o f centrifugal
motion
upon
growth.
But the earth, any point In whose
surface at the equator passes through
fifteen miles In one minute, haa a cen
trifugal motion so sw ift and so great
that It Is almost Inconceivable. Why,
then, reasoning on the basis o f thla
wheel experiment, do not trees and
plants grow In the directions they are
urged by thla centrifugal force— name
ly. with leaves and hongha toward the
earth's renter and roots pointing to
the sky?
The answer la because there Is a
force called gravitation which over
powers the enormous centrifugal force
and practically reveracs It.
Whether
this overmastering force which wc call
gravitation Is electrical or what it la
no one has yet been able to discover.
T h ere can be no doubt that It la the
greatest force we know of.
T o unveil the mystery o f It would
tie to berenie masters o f a power whose
possibilities dazale the human mind.
It would sim plify the problem o f build
ing. water and air navigation, projec
tiles and many other branches o f me
chanics. It would revolutionise pres
ent methods.— St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
N ot
The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the *1 if na
ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and ha« been made under hla
personal supervision for over BO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
“ Just-an-|food” are but Experiments, and endanger tha
health o f Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is C ASTO R IA
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor OU, Pare
goric, Drop* and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Karcotio
substance. Its ngo is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Dlurrluea and W in d
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Btomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
The Kind You Ha?e Always Bought
Beam the Signature of
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In Use For O ver 3 0 Years.
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mow
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mm.
P a la ta b le .
"T h is la a new sbevlng soap
using,” aald the barber. "H o w do
like It?”
"A pplied externally," splattered
victim, as the brush slipped Into
mouth.— The Catholic Standard
Times.
I ’m
you
the
his
and
When a man la lyin g on hla death
bed, hla frtenda never com fort him by
telling him that be w a i tbe beat dancey
in town.
TEAM
BORAX
FOR THE TOILET
Not only softens the water, bat cleans the skin thoroughly,
removes and prevents the odor of perspiration, soothes
Irritation and renders the skin fresh, soft and velvety.
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