OMTAGffl
i a w. i r a a i a rv v
iS BLOO0 MSd
! KO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOft EVIL'
i ; If CotilnJous l!lo(l Toi'moh lint 1roiijlit iHorcBufTerlncf, ininrry nnl liuiiiila
j Hon into tlie World Hum nil e.tlit-r elise-uncs cetinlnncd : tlie-rc i:i linrdlv unv
'. limit to iU owci for tvil. It J the Murkest ami vilest of nil lisorlerH. !
I I. ! . 4 1... 1 .' ..III . . - 'I
, ."Hiking 1. 1..- nviMin more uiuoruitinio nouj;li to contract it nnd often l.t iiij'
' tnuiHiiiittcl toinnof ciitollr.j.ritur.a Mi'nlititiK h-ry of euflerinjr mid nhauu
fo IiiKhly c ontarriotifi ii tin: troul.le that Innex-i-nt J.erfinna may contract it
, l.vr usititf the nutno tal.le ware, toilet ntticlrrt or clothing of otic in whose
J.IikmI the trcnchcioiiM viru:i ha-t taken root. Not only Is it a powerful poison
.! . lut n very dcicp'.ivo tit:. Only those? who liavol
know 1y the? little re -re e r ulcer, which tt.tnally makes its tijpcarancc fir.-.t, of ,
nit tuiiriiiiL'wuiril l:i in ii ow. Itcoitii-sin I : r.irm ,l n .r.i i.l mitl l"i yon rcir
', ' an' t'u,)'lt tmsiKhtly coj.jier e olon .i rp.dr, swollen glands in the froin, ! me-nu mm koiiimI?"
' falling liair, odi usive: fto:e 'HmhI tile ern e,n the lxxly, mid in peverc cares the i iK nii..r Hurghiiiii ; "
? iui;ir ii.iiii ein p on, me i-oiics M cotii'? eliscasrf, the nervous nystcm is Mint
j tercd iiitil thef,ii!Trrcf le t mti-;i rut ot,j- e t of jiitytoliis fellow man. Jtpcei
' nlly it the: trrae lie reus jiatuie of Ce.nt.t;;ijti liloeid Toison, nhown whe n the
infected person endeavors locornl.at the poir.otj with mercury nnl potash.
These: iniiietal.i will elrive- nwayiill tmtwaiel pyrnptenns cf the troubles for
liwhilr, mid the victim is e!..tt ive d into the belief that lie is cured. When,
4 liowever.thc treatment i left e, if lie finds that the jtoi.mn has only been driven
s leee r into the blood nnil the disease reappears, rind usually in worse form
' iK-cuiise these ritronj-; minerals have lu.t only failed to remove the virus front
:, tnc. 1'' l't have we ake ned the entire system fa-cause of their tkfdructivc
, nttion. 8. '. S. is uhc. only real nnd certain cure for Contagious HUxA 1'oi
Bon. It is made of n cotnt.ination of healinjf blood-purifyinj; reets, herbs
; tark, the fa st in Nature's pn-at lafairutory of forest nnd field. Vc
- 4. m.ik n. ki, o. .uiii.oni ii jianitic or mineral
in any form. S. H. f. K" ! down to the
very bottom of the trouble and byclcansinjj
the blood of every pniticlcof the virus nnd
lidding rich, lie-alllif::' mi.ili) f n tln'a i.i't il
fluid, forrvcr cures this powerful diseirdcr.
Plinri V UrrrTADi r 'So l,lor"Khly doe.3 ,S. S. S. cleanse the
rUllCLT Vtut I ALLL circulation that Jioins of the di'-ase nre
Write for our Fpccial boeik on Cemtatiinus Hlo'od Pejison. which full r ex
plains the ditlcrcnt taresof the trouble, nnd outlines a complete home treat
ment for nil MifTe rersof this trouble. No charge is made for this book, nnj
if yon wish npeci.il m. dical ndvicc nfa.utcasc cr nnyof its pymptoiius. oui
lhyMciuns Will be glad to furnish that, too, without liarjrc.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA,
(Ian Wh Mlatrd If.
'Ild tin' rimn ru t ufrnld when lie
was l.vii-ln-I?"
"Ilmv 1o I know? I ntn one of tt)
littl 1 it nml tniixt iriuliH'iit e-ltlr.cnii of
tlit e-oniiiiiinlty, nlr."
"Tlint'n wlmt I tliuilit. nnd t he pn
jmth wild t tin t tin motet jirom 1 rx-ri t eltl
ri'im tiH.k part In the lyueliliix."
I IoiihIoii peiht.
Mother will flnil Mrt. Wintlnw BK.ihln
Byruplhn l. ti rmnixlr t' uo lur tliolt clilldra
Aurlug Itiei trctlilug rl(Ml.
einchl o liaonr lion,
TIm animal trnim-r iiarinr; Iwii tkon
udcl.-nljr ill, bl wife rt-jiorle j for July lu
In nii nil.
Hv you fvrr hail ny nprlrne-e In
thla line?'1 tnkd the owrirr of the rireua
ml iiK'iiaKPrie-, with iin eloiiht.
"Not jimt n.tly lu thin lino." he
knlil, "hut my himlmml inanugri the be-aaU
all richt. iloPMii't he?"
"lie certainly linen."
"WVll. you oui;ht to ae-e bow ey I
ninnacp hi'a."
FITS p
Vua rn'- nl nil Nirviiiw t)laaM
i-rnionantlr rurHl hr I'r. Klma'a (rri
ll'-auiror. Hand fur t'I'.KK llerlkl bxttl- anil
IrvallM. I'r. 1L 1LKIIU, 11., Wl Arcli HI., I'bll.,l .
tlr otnppoo.
"What hcitHlly wi'iith.-r you hnvp bore!"
K-lniiiidl thi Htninscr.
"Vi-k, w ele nomrtlmcB," nld the na
tlvis "We arc forluiiato Jimt now, how
ever, in hnvirig a nuce'ciislori of (inn elnya."
t mi- ilny7 by, it raiua nearly all
the lime!"
"What of that? They're warm ralua,
re-u't they?"
5halt Into Your 5hx
Allen' I'nnt i:n. A towiler. It make' ttihr
or new ioi' reel ev It a rertnm euro to.
twetln. ralloua ami hm, tln-il, m-Miia: left
lolil l.y all I'MiirjjUid. I'lleo Th-. 'Irlal pack
ko mail.Ml H( h. Addruita Allen ti.Oliuatea,
Urltoy, Nw Voik.
Hnmo Vilaml lllaforr.
F. A. Wliltni-y. ef Me-e'teetHe-e. Wyo.,
rie-n ratn iie'r. la greatly IntiTe'atevl In j
all e-hiirlt!i-a Hint lido ehlhlri-n. In a I
reevnt vlalt to New York he- told a
story about n llttle alum un-hln whom
lie? Iiml ae-nt on a inouth'a vaentlon Into
th e-ountry.
"Thtt hid n ao lenonint." he? anld.
j"that he t'ioiicbt we not muah from
j imiahrew.ina and milk from tho in I lie -.weed.
One? niornlnjj n weinfin polntiil
i to n hornet In u field nnd auld:
"IH)lt at the tiorae". Jlinmy.'
"Tlmt'a a cow,' the boy contra
dlctesl. "'No.' anld the Inely, 'It's a horse.'
"'Taln't. It's a ew.' an id the boy.
florae him wiiKotm to Vui." New
York Tribune.
(loexl Men a re.
Illika Tbnt ihtet you IntroduoeHl rfie
to hint nlk'ht HeeniH to be? a very goner
OllM, open halidi-d fellow.
Wlcka Yew. Ail bla aonneta buvo
flftwn llnea. Soniervlllo Journal.
KoollnaT Wolf.
A boy 1' yenra old. the aon of a
pioneer In Montana, obaerveel a wolf
aneaklnrc about one elay Inat Januiry.
He took a ahee-p akin and aprend It
over it low IhihIi In audi a wny that It
re-wnible'd the live uiiliinil, nnd after a
tune the wolf made a dash for It.
lie eietoeteo the rrau. at once, and
Inatead of jnlloplnK away with the
le-lt. which would have made a good
eiiniier ror blin, la? elropped It and
ane-ukesl off with Ida tall between his
l-ga. He renllzes! that he had Immii
riiiule the victim of a Joke, nnd hq felt
the aniiie ua a boy who bud bei-n Ajrll
fetoled.
to you
asked
A Hbrewcl Gofm.
"Pld Crlttlck any nnythlnj
nU)ut my lntist pnlntiiig?"
lVAuher.
"Yea." repllesl Cutts. "Ity the way.
you muat have bad It nicely framed
before you allowed It to hlui, Uldn"t
you?"
"Yea. Why?"
"I thought ao, lieenuso ho anld he no
ticed one artlftlc feature about It.
Philadelphia l'rcxa.
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Ha etNTaua aeaiMMT, Maat voa oitt.
"Ion"t tnke any iintl(. ( tbo cook,
.Murlii." "Itni, John, Mlie'a Jimt given
It." Itn ll luiiirc Aiiii-rl'-au.
io ion r''L':inl thai rnnn nrL'ii-
Yi-h," iiiiHwereil
th.it Ulld llotlilllif
lae,"'--Wnahlligtoii Slur.
1 Mr. Tiller Yem nee, the wind wn aj
tli-rcet tliit enir jm-lit anil wna torn to
rlMx.iiH. it i hh Mzlithi-iid -Ah! I ace
a anil of reimia ita! Illimtriite-el HIM.
Kind Old (ii-nt Wlmt do you menu
by a.i lug your occupntlou'a gone? Soul
weilry Kiiniilel -'riiey've; pulled down
the house 1 ue-d to lesin iigiilnnt. Ally
Klopvr.
Slie She la nlwny tnlklng altout ln-r
inline pii-H. IMJ you ever we anything
uniiKiiiil In t hein? lie Ye-je. I miw a
aliot? button In one om-e! Yonkera
FIllcHlllllC.
At tin? Knlr. eJlve me the luneti
Imaket. wlfty. Iiou't you aee wet are
aure to t.st' each other lu thla erowil?
Triinalited from Fllegende IJlaetter
for The? Literary iJlgeut.
"What do you Inteml to do with your
automobile?" 'That dix-an't e-oixe-rn
nil'," miHwerciI tin? iien'ous umn, "Tlio
ejueatlon U, 'What la my automobile go
Ing to do w ith Die?' " Waahlngton
Star.
"Ienr, I will have to get a new iln-aa
thla fall, and they aay check will he
Diueli In demand for eejatumea." "I've
never known a time aln-e I married
you when they wereu'L" IJaltlmore
American.
HcheHtlmiiKteT (at end of ohjee-t lea
aoii) Now e-an any eif you tell me what
la water? Kuiall and Uruhby Urchin
rieaae-. te-achiT, water'a what turns
black when you put your 'audi lu It!
Iiuudeu Advertlxer.
Vlaltor Well, Kthel, are you going
to paint plcture-a like your father when
you grow up? Kthel I ahould like to,
but mother aiiyaoiie artliet In the family
la ijulte enough for any poor woman to
put up with. Judy.
Vk-ar'a Wife (aymjmthlzingly) Now
that you can't get about, and are not
able to rend, bow do you manage to
oocupy the time? OKI Man Well, mum,
futmetlmi I alts and thinks; aud then
again I Jiwt alts. Puncli.
Mother (at end of ntory) And an
angel enme and fetched him away,
elear. Iear (who Is going to a party
that evening) Well, If an angel should
bapK-n to call for mo this afternoon,
please tell him I'm out. The Tat lor,
Aae-uiu I notice you re very atten
tive to Miss Itoxley. Have you re-eelve-el
any em-ourageinent? Hunter
I should say so. I received authorita
tive Information that she's worth at
least half a million dollars. Exchange.
A Question. At a teachers' confer-eru-e
In Berlin one of the school princi
pals rose to pnijHiso the toast, "lxtng
live the teachers!" "On what?" lu-qulre-d
a meager, pallid, young assistant
hint rue-tor, lu a hollow voice. Harper's
Magazine.
Mrs. Caller What Is your husband
doing now? Mrs. Shiftless He's got
a mathematical Job at present. Mrs.
Caller Mathematical Job? Mrs. Shift
less Yes. He's trying to Qgure out
seuno way to live without working.
Chicago News.
"Heally er I'm afraid you over
heard what I er Bald about you,"
stammered the gossip, who had been
caught red-hauded. "Perhaps I er
ads a bit too severe " "O! no," re-
piled tho other woman, "you weren't
nearly as severe as you would have
been If you knew what I think of you,
Philadelphia Press.
Tho schoolmaster asked the pupils:
"Sup:o8C lu a family there are Ave i-hll
3ren, and mother lias only four potatoes
between them. Now she wants to give
every child an eejual share. What la
she going to elo?" Silence relgnenl la
me room. lveryiKHiy calculated very
hard, till a little boy stood up and gave
the unexpevteHl answer. "Mash the
potatoes, sir." Christian Register.
"SjK'aklng of niH-eiininodntlng hotel
managers." remarked a traveler, "the
best I ever met was In a certain Mid
land town. I readied tho hotel lo,te In
the evening. Just before I retired I
heard a scampering under the bed and
saw a couple of large rats Just escap
ing. I complained at the otllce. The
manager was as serene as a summer
breeze, 'I'll make that all right, sir,'
ho siilel. 'Johnson! Take up a cat to
room 23 at once!'"
For that
Dandruff
There Is oris thine that will
cure ft Aycr's Hair Vigor.
It Is a regular scalp-medicine.
It quickly destroys the germs
which cause this disease.
The unhealthy scalp becomes
healthy. The dandruff disap
pears, had to disappear. A
healthy scalp means a great deal
to you healthy hair, no dan
druff,no pimples,no eruptions.
Th boat kind cf a ttlmontal
"Boll tor over slaty yoara."
Mad br J. f Afr r?o , Iwu. Ma
Aiiu mnufMjiurr of
yers
PILtS.
cnxk-k-y PECTOSAU
FOE WOOD PRESERVATION.
riTorla of 1'ne-l Sam ttt I'rrrrat
rnr of ulaablr Lumber.
fiu'Ie Sum Is miking careful and
elaborate InvrsMgatious eif methods of
preserving woxl, which are eipt-e'tetl to
re-suit In the savings of millions of dol
lars annually by the? prevention of dee-ay.
It has been eleti-rmlrieel that ceal
tar crceiKote Is a ruoHt efTi-tive preser
vative of timber and a number of ex
periments are being made along this
line.
lhoe most directly and materially
Intere-stcd In the experiments In the
niethoels of cre-osoto treatment are the
railroad companies, the mining Inter
ests of the country and the telephone
companies.
All of thee Industries expend mill
Ions of dollars every year In renewing
tlmlter which Is made useless through
rjipld decay. The growing scarcitv of
the more durable woods has made It
necessary for the lumber Industry to
turn to the less durable timbers. The
economies 1 utilization of many wooeis
which are very susceptible to decay
would be out of the question but for
the possibility of preserving them
through treatment.
It has bee-ti shown In the experiments
which have been made that the life
of some kinds of timber can be doubled
or trebled by Impre-gnation with creo
sote oil.
A representative of the forest service
Is now visiting a number of the large
eastern cities In the study of creosote
oil production and the coal tars which
furnish the raw mate'rlnl for It The
commercial use of preservatives will
chee-k the work of the Insects and fungi
which destrov the? timber.
1Vlir .NotT
"This bill." said the man of the house,
angrily looking it over, "is two or three
times as largo as it otixht to be."
"No, air," insisted the paper hanger.
"That bill is exactly what it ought to
be, and exactly wli.it it would have been
If you had had these rooms decorated
properly and in acconlauce with the
scheme I submitted to you. sir. It isn't
my fault that you turned it down and
made me debase uiy art by doing a eom-
monplae-e job. Ity the beard of the
prophet, air, I ought to have charged you
four prices for having to do suib a piece
of botchwork as this !"
For, lo. has not a paper hanger as
good a ri);ht ns any other man to be the
possessor of the artistic temperament?
CRIME AND ITS VAST COPT.
rfirtentona Sam I'atil hr America
feoiilr i,n Tlila Arinool,
The eott of e rl.ne- to Hie- g ivcrnme-nt
r-iie-hi-s the enormous sum e.f 1 1 V.).-
"'i. Of this sum He,fKK),(ieei Is -x-I
ii'l-l lu a certain percentage of the
riialiiteiiain e of tin' aupreme and fed
era I e-ourts, I nlti-d Stat-s district at-orn.-ys,
t iilt.-d States marshals and
be set ret xcrvlie bureau; part of It .s
jthe ct of e-rlme to the treasury ele
parlmcnt to prevent smuggling, the
'it ff e rlme to the army and the; navy
and to tin- postofil.-e and to allied de
part merits.
The government w by smug'Iin?
i ii'I ifstnl frauds, etc., ndd the $(.
OMi.UKJ to make the aforesaid total. In
the? last statement, which is only an
estimate? of what the national govern-
uieiii jtji.vH ror e-rime, it should ts- re-iiie-mben-d
that there are no reliable
figures on the subjee-t. In e-stlmatlng
the government losse-s at I') i.OiO a
ye-ur for smuggling, fraud, e-tc., the
writer has endeavoreel to ke-ep strictly
under the mark.
It It e-stlmated that the government
I'a-s from IT.'.i'eKi.itei.o to Slisi.issr.OdO
a year by smuggling alone; while? the
posttfllce frauds are believed to have
cost the? government something like
f-K.("0,Xi a year.
The detailed e-ot of crime In the
I'nited States pre-se-nfs seme astound
ing llgure-H. In llsi" the cost of crime
In (ireater New York was .'i.",.";2.- j
133.L'4. The State, exunty and city
authorities outside of Greate-r New
York sitent for it $42.i.".47,J.7.". In'
fetrty-five States (New Y'ork excludetl) j
the exjK-nditure was fii'j",ti.Hri,Sje'r. t
criminal losses by nres totaiel $lisj,
(Xj1,WiO. IJy customs frauds the na
tional government lost $;0,000,(K)0.
I luring this one year the loss In
wage-s of ldOSH) state prisoners was
$-H,OhO,(XX), while the loss in wages of
15o,(XiO prisoners In city and county
Jails was $M,OeiO,(XX). The grand to
tal, therefore, of the cost of crime in
the Unlteel States reaches the stupen
dous flgun?s of ll.OTO.a-.'T.aio.OO.
The cost of religious work In the
United States Is enormous. The cost of
foreign missions, comprising all de
nominations. Is 7,WA,0iS); home mis-'
slous expend the same sum. We spend
for eelucation $ 200,000,0(10 ; for church
expenses and ministers' salaries, $150,-1
000,000. Hospitals and dlspensarlei
for the sick poor cost ns $100,000,000;
fur sanitariums of all kinds we spend
$00,000,000. City missions and rescue
work of all kinds demand and receive
$.",000,0(i0 ; humanitarian work of ev
ery kind, $12,000,000.
Our Young Men's and Young Wom
en's Christian Associations cost $3,-'
000,000; while all other moral and so
cial work In the United States require
an expenditure of $3,000,000. The to
tal expenditures for humanitarian and
religious work Is, then, $3-10,000,000..
As against this the total exist of crime
In the United States for the yeat
reached the Incredible total of $1,070,-
327.005.M).
That Is to say, we spend more than
$300,000,000 a year more on crime
than we do on all spiritual, ecclesia'
tlcnl. physical, humanitarian, educa
tional and healing agencies put to
gether.
ALWAYS TRUST THE GIRLS.
Banking Mail
VE PAY
INTEREST
On favings elepofits of a dollar
or more, cetrnpoundesd twice
every year. Jt is just as easy
to open a Savings Account with
cs by Ma 1 as if you lived next
eiexir. Send for our free book
let, "Hank.ng by Mail," and
learn lull particulars. Addr;u
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Betorc Ootng t.'sewnerc
DR. B. t. WRIGHT.
342'? Washington St. Portland. Orecoa
.. Fly
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Meana cah In jonr rxH-krl. twine cora
fnrtat.l e-owa mean more milk, inor cream
and more money. Auk for Lilly's Kent Kly
Killer: It rttttta leas antl tl'Ht more. Sold
by dealers. Qt.. rta. ; gU., $l.(nt. Made
t.y I'haa. II. Lilly Co., .Seattle, I'ortland,
San KraneNfO.
One Drawback,
"It's a good ulea to have something!
laid by for a rainy day."
"Yep," nnswered I'eter Corntossel :
"pnly that kind o' cash Is a good deal
like a retj'lar umbrell'. Some other f el-1
ler la llnliln tn wnllr nfT wltli it- e, .... i
- - v II u3
tho shower starts." AVashlnuton Star.
Help the Horse
No article Is more useful
about the stable than Mica
Axle Grease. Put a little on
the spindles before you "hook
UP" It will hrlo the horse, end
bring; the load home quicker.
F.11CA AXLE
GREASE
U'tars wtll better than any
other preate. Coats the axle
with a hard, smooth surface of
powdered mica which reduces
incuon. Ak the denier
m
ft A iSv
Mica Axle Grease.
STANDARD CU C0UPU1
lurrai .
'UK-:
ST. HELEN'S HALL
PORTLAND, OREGON
A Girls' School of the highest class. Collegi
ate department. Muslo. Art. Elocution. Qvm.
nasluui. Fall term ou'Di Bt nteuibur 16.
SEND EOR CATALOGUE
Stenoarraphera Will Spuro Ilrlbei
Rather Than Betray Secret.
Not long ago a Kansas City stenog
rapher learned that the railroad for
which she was working had determined
to extend Its line?. She had a friend
living In the town through which the
line was to run.
A letter to him, with her savings,
would have enabled him to buy at a
low price the land the road needed,
and the peculiar nature of the ground
In that neighborhood would have en
abltxl him to sell at a great profit. She
did not consider the thing more than
a minute and then decided that It
would be a dishonorable thing to do.
Another stenographer In a large real
estate otllce became aware of a deal In j
which $ir0,0(X) was Involved. Certain
Information she possessed woultl he
worth thousands to the other parties. I
They made a few advance's and hinted
at rewards as high as Sj.OOO for her
betrayal of her Ann. She Indignantly
refused and told her employers of the
scheme. I
Another stenographer was offered
$1 OlXI for eonlfa of thrt-e lottom ulil..h
I ' ' ' "
6he had written. A lawsuit In w hlch
her employers were Involved mlsht
have gone against them had the oppos
ing party been able to secure the Infor
mation contained in the three letters.
The lawyer for the other side laid
ten $1,000 bills on her mother's table
aud told her they were hers for the
permission to read the letters. The girl
scorned the offer. Kansas City Star,
i"r " ' , , . I i ii
yG
A
N
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standard.
bo first-
The Estey Orean U the
Everybody knows the Kstev to
class, rich ot tone and durable.
Estey Parlor Oreans raiue In price
from tS0 to ISO. The cut shown above
Is style Seil, price l. We sIbo hava
1'at'kard and Chicago t'otta(?e Organs,
Victor Talking Machlnts, aud twenty
different nia.t't of l'ians rteinway,
Knabe, t'able, Lutlwig. e'onover, Kings
bury, Packard, Welliugtoa and many
others.
Write for catalogue and price list.
You can buy juxi a chcau bv mail as by
visiting one ( our storex. lie Hire ami
address your ituer to (J. F. Johnson,
manager
Sherman, Clay & Go.
Opposite Postoffli-e
PORTLAND
OREGON
ENGRAVING Write Us
PLATES
fOR PRINTING
HICKS-CMATTEN
Portland 1 Oregon
Serluoa Iluaineaa.
Qlatlys I am gohitf to buy an nuto-
inohllo, and I want you to go nlona
and help mo select one. Couslu Jack-
Not for me, little girl. Why, I even
wouldn't pick you out a husband.
Puck. ,
The otily reason aome men " don't
marry a uecond tlmo Is because they
don't have tho chance.
Dlseouut your expoctutlous at least
eighty per cent
One's 1'olnt ot View.
"I liked that piny we saw last night
because It has a happy ending."
"Why, man, the husband In It terror
izes his wife Into trembling and silent
! submission and ends by killing his
mother-lu-law !"
"I said It had a happy ending."
Baltimore American.
33
C. Gee Wo
The Well-Known
Reliabla
CHINESE
Root and Herb
DOCTOR
CLASSIFIED ADS
NOTICE The following announcements are
nom leading buslucss men aud 11 reus, aud are
worthy your careful reading. The list
may contain just the propositiou you are look
ing for.
REAL ESTATE
CAST GREEN ACRES '
The only tracts on the market where you ran
contract to sell your crop. Ten trains a day.
Abundance of walor. i'rico I150.U0 per aore
easy payments-come lu or write for particu
lars. EEKCHKK fc THOMPSON
Vnrellaltle Instruction.
"Do you regard the stage as an edu
cator?" "Not exactly," answered Miss Ca
yenue. "It would be unfortunate If we
were to get our Ideas of society from
tho problem pluy and our ideas of cos
tumo from tho musical comedy."
Washington Star.
When a Uoauty Doctor Is called In.
he doesn't usually have much to begin
work on.
I Spokane, Washington.
110 Stevens
I Silence Is golden, but very few of
ui are burdened with gold.
Has msde a Ufa study cf roots snd herbs, and In that
study discovered and is glvine to Ihs world his won
derful remtdlea.
No Mercury, Poisons or Drues Used He Cure
Without Operalion, or Without the Aid
of a knife.
He guarsntees to Cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lung,
Throat, Khaumstlem, Norvousnoss. Nervou; Debil
ity, Stomach, Ltvor. Kidney Troubles: also Lost
Manhood. Female Weakness and All frivato Diseases
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Peking, China Safe, Sure)
and Reliable.
IF YOU ARE AFLICTED. DON'T DELAY.
DELAYS ARE DANGEROUS.
If you cannot call, write fur sympion blank and circu
lar. Inclose 4 cents In stamps.
CONSULTATION FREE
THE C. GF-.E WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
I62i First St., Cur. Morrison.
Per i land, Oregon
Plesss Mention This Paper.
P. n. y
No. 30- 07
WllKN writing- to advertisers pleas
uieutlon title paper.