The S
ong
of the Hi
air
There arc four verses. Verse
I. Aycr's Hair Vigor makes
the hair p,rovv Verse 2. Ayer's
Hair Vigor stops falling hair.
Verse .1. Ayer's Hair Vigor
cures dandruff. Verse 4.
Aycr's Hair Vigor nlways re
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus is suns by millions.
' lli'fera nln(t Ayr's llitlr Vlyor t liail rf
ttil it met viy i"r hair Hill I rnlilliitii"! to
II. it llin Vlrt'il unlll lny Imlr rrntly Ittifrnvril
tn aviirv I Iinih ii.i'I Ii ..if itnit in fnr
Dm i. ii mh,"- Mm. M. Iiki'MMomi,
NnviatH. N J.
A
Mad I'T J. (1 T" ' . I.owall, Mass.
Alii uiauuraulii rara of
J RAK-UI'AluLU.
Ley! O cm uuv pixtorm..
Old Aur ii nil Work.
Oli! people make ii great, mistake
When llii'.v give up work. M;iiiy men
Who Hive in ii l a i-im 1 1 ( i f i-iii-y In liiiil
liens ninl ft t entitled I i retire rruiu
m-llvo wmk f 1 i 1 t IhmiiwI t !- I nl iii?
In 1 1 -1 1 11 1 1 ninl beeumlng 1 1 r i 1 1 1 m 1 1 1 r i I y
ii fur it ut f i:i 1 1 Inn. In iiuiNt
It !.'' I HriiiiM the Vital f iiimI Ion eon
tliine In m-llvo eveivN,' mi Iit ii'iruiiil
ti ii 1 1 1 limn, I. :it If I In- regul.i i ll v nnil
liiuili r.i I Inn nf biilne-m life are depart
I'd fr mi t i-.nt(l will sutvly follow.
Iimliiti I .ii in -t
I.iimirtll)r i f I Mr Whirl.
lias n 1 1 I n i ) V ever stopped Ii) think
lnvv tunny inle The win els of u rail
road car travel before they wear nut?
StiitlHtlit t !'rcl fpim various roads
lmw ili.it pcrfis t 'iir wheel iiftfii roll
from three 1 1 1 1 f 1 1 1' 1 tliniiM iinl to four
hundred ninl llfly thuiiMiii'l miles 1m
f t- flu -y bine to lio 1 1 t-1 1 -i 1 ((null.
Wl ! with Haws In t hi'in run only
rlmiit llfty to ninety t In 1111:1 ml miles.
Jlotlii-m will find Mri. Wlnslnw's Hoi.thln.
riy r 11 c Hi'' ti at t.Mi.r lv ! iim.' lui tlieir rl.U'lroJ
Quilug 1 tiu IrolMug jxTUxl.
For !lom.
"No, Mr. Hrniilley," en 1-1 the bountiful
young girl, "I iii'vrr run marry a man
On liilli' 11ml abort nit uu air"
"(Hi, I'm tun klmrt, inn I?" In' unlll,
wild n hiilioiv. mirllili'iiN laugh. "Well,
Mi I ' r iti nl null', with ylr p rmiHiiii
I will jiml iio out ninl htrctcli iiiynclf
littl.-."
Itinulnj hlruiii'lf up to llin full bright,
purli nn it wiiM, In- took llin bat, cuuo,
gliivi', anil ili'inr(iirr.
Not No t.ritaplns n That,
Klib-rly I 'tu b'--1. Ike nil other younj
rluips Just inn, of ulli'cp, 3 oti'l I tt wmit
liilf to marry, of courMi, homii' of tUese
tluys.
Nephew 1 tit rod! (wlili n brlitht IiIiihIi)
Not "some of iIh'hi' lnvM," iiiuh'. Only
0110 of 'phi .Muili'i, the yoiinci'iit.
CITP '"" rn ttn nil Mittoik DiiK-iwrj
f I I N p. rmiitly iiinil l-y I'r. Klilirn iifal
y, t H.m.ri r. t-ond f.,r I- 111- I- t(rii h"ttl nml
lrli.i'. i'r. It. ll.kllU",Ul..tul Afili HU. I'blljk.t',
MuLIiik I'ruiirr.i.
Neliflibor Hdw'h jour boy Milton get
(lint iiliinif-nt enlli'iti'? I
t 'ncle llnycrofl - Fini'. Milt's (join' to
In a n-it'lur rntor. lie etui tnlk nbout I
the piTMiii'il jim f inn. nn" otlii-r things
I'i'iliu efiiiil, mi' ipiesi inns for ncmli'inic
jdiNcilNsinii. nn' nil I but hurt o' lino, jest
like an obi tin ml. I
MM
In.lniilh- h 1 11m llr on Poultry liy tin
fiiiiii'i. It In von- I'tiHiTfiil lln irniiK-
ct ef all klllPia. II l a i-amirv
f nlv. Iii'i iiiimi' lln' Iiifi'. ii.il 1 .1 1 1 r y rim-
not liiy or llirlvr. Solil l.y oViilora. Mulil
only In- t'l.iin. II. Lilly Co., rli'iutli., fort-
Intnl. Snn l-'MllirlNl'O.
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Itllit nil tlio oil'O of t tin noiiftn
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vuli' Imlli, itml I'listnllli'i' in I lit)
btlililliiK. I'llvati iluliy, 1 r I v n I u
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'I'h 11 Ii'IiiiIh cnurtR. (our bowl
1 11 K hIIuvh, oilier akntiiiK, nulf,
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ti'iti'lier. A bi'ttiil Kill Ukti In t ho
liiilel c 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 n . limit rlilltiK, till
llnnlH, iiiiiI, pi lvulo liiilel tiri'litm
trH, two iIuuiih, piHiinht, ort'hoN
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lull, Wrlt for Tree Booklet
THE BREAKERS HOTEL
Breakers, Washington
P. N. U.
No. 2S-07
WIIKN rrltlK to adyertlier pleaaa
uioutloa tills ipr.
I'OVEIITY VERSUS HKM SOCIAL STANDINO.
fir "iV Y-1' 'w
X -' : f
Jt'MFT V. HIIUIHS.
Vi pretty iie.'irly meiiriie our own in!oti in the world. Atr!". It m.V
! Iici'iiiimi Fhe h prettier 111 lier old rii'H (hull the other Women III their
Kiimrt eoHt iiiiie'i, or It inuy ! Hint her own uih'ItIhk wiih" of whut Ih thin
mid worth hiivln' ! x 111 IfM her luiluriilly from v. hut Ih popnl.'ir.
I hlive nei'ii lovely prlle-ehn rnjt tmfH who hud nil I hee ipinlltlei mid who
wi re p"or mid pretty, and proud mid tiilented, nnd h.i rciiHl h- nml wnn'tlve, nn 1
iiudii-lniiK nml tluihl, whom I would rn'her reHeuihle thnii imy mnart nmlety
diuiie I eer miw. And f will tell you why.
When you re.'ill.e that you (in- not mi netlve memher In your n'K'Ifil world
nnd II111I thiie Ih niueli hekliii: In your life, o" u Im-kIii looklntr for
nuipeiiH.il h:in ; mid whoever lookn for eoinpenyn t Ions N Kure to find them,
mid they lire ho miii h more worth Iiiivliin than any unrulier of first hand
eh'nii'leH ! I doiil't Hint iop!e who lire horn Into n world of ready-malo
ph'iiMureM are the fortunate urn h,
Ioi'if. lonr nk'o, I Hloppi-d Krlevlr.K over helni; tn tall. I'roin helnz n
Miiall t raceily It tunuM into the iik.hI hearl.vi;i.e iviiin-dy, It w ill always
lo Whell one li'lirlm to lle one's own life.
Never utmll I forget the Urnt time I went to n eii'."ie!al t-vent nt 11 very
fa.iloialie nnd exelut-lve hoiihe III the elty. I entered the house In deep
humility, for hern I mippowd 1 wiih K"'"' to H-e KomelhliiK really tfreat
mid line.
I wiim ko l-nornnt of life, I really hellevtHl that rh'h nnd Kreat p-ople
In the elty had 11 finer (pinllty of inlnd than nny pnple I had ever ru-n. A
person of worldwide celebrity wiim present. After sitting dumbly nmld all
this ercntniKH a while I benii to prick up my ears, and what do you think
I dWenvered? Why, Just thin:
.Most of the women who had the nffair In ehnrKe were Hilly ntxl nfTeetM
beyo;; tin- limit. What they said uiih beside the point, vapid and tlresinie,
nnd the celebrity why she was exnctly like the plain villncp woman I knew
when I whs 11 little K'fl. She wiik renl. I got a liew Idea of th ipiallty of
(trentness rlitht there, mid from that day I h.iv; realiz-ed thnt wlnx-ver Ih
pilte Kliiivre Is cr -at.
It makes no dlfTereneo wlj.nt pisltlfin you oecupy In your Koelnl world ns
I011C nn 'ou ran get out of life Koniethlint worth having. I doiiht that the
Koelnl leader of any fimhlonnble wl can ever tell you ns much, nketch for
you us many amuslni; Incidents or iclvo you so clear n conception of vlvhl
human characterlstlin ns some p-rsin who, In his youiiKor UayH, at least,
oivuplcd the huuibli! position of tatf tall. Chlcnco Journal.
lP0PU!r0nCei
Thrts- iiew stamps hnvo Just Ixi-n In
sue, I In Holland. 'I'Iiohc who stick them
011 their letters pay double postiiKe, half
the value (toli)K to the stutc and half to
null tulrculiisls work.
Several blif liutfk'ets of cold hnvo re
cently Is't'it discovered ut l'oseldoii
Itush, near TarnKticlla. Australia. Two
were unearthed wflhlni;, renpiftlvfly,
.'IT.'i ounces and ti" ouiieeH.
A staircase has. been lnventisl whhdi
plays tunes its it It walked up and tlow 11
upon. A series of plus In pressed by
the fst nnd plays (jotics "ml drums
w hile others lire connected w ith tillap
slble chauilKTH, which blow various In
HtrumeutH. I The latest building material 1" called
kreiulte, nnd Is U-liijt made In St.
retershurk'. It Ih n eiinpouiid of xiw
tlered clay, Hand ami llourspar melted
I together at 11 hlh temiierature. The
i molten mass can be inoliUsl like Iron
Into nny desired shais'.
The helcht of tho loftiest kiwwn
mountain In the world. Mount I.vcrest
In the Himalayas, has loH(t KtoiMl In
the school (,'cocraphles at '.".MX"- feet.
Heeent oiuiiutiillons from ttie surveys
if Oiptnln Wtssl of the Survey of In
din reducw this entiinnto to ilS.TOO feet
other hlirli Hlmnlayiiii ts'nks come
down proisirtionately'. Hut thew re
sults nro not retcarthsl ns final, nnd It Is
thouKl't that when certain fnctors have
been allowed for. the estimate of Mount
Kverest's height may Ih Increamnl
nhove LMi.fHMI feet Instead of belnj,' dl
! iuIiiInIuhI below It.
Ktiis'esHful experiments In sending tel
!eihoiie jnesaKH by wireless elH'trle
! waves over a dlstantv of forty kilo
meters, nearly twenty-five miles, were
made recently by Professor Slaby. The
luessanes were transmitted between
lterlln and Natien, and Professor Slaby
says that no approach to so great n
J distance has ever before been tried.
Words and sentences were pent nnd re
peated hack with (treat distinctness.
The success of the experiments Is
ascribed to the (solution of the micro
phone and to the damping out of nil
foreign vibrations. Further exivrl
inents nro awaited with much Interest.
I There nre few places where the auto
mobile Is more Indispensable for every
day business than In South Africa. The
number In use Is tmstantly lucrenslin;.
They are particularly valuable in the
inlnlnn districts, where engineers nnd
ulllecrs of the companies employ them
In runnlnj; loiif; distances. It Is said to
ls a dally occurrence for a mliilnn en
gineer to visit. In his automobile, a
initio forty or fifty miles from his otllee,
nnd return the same day. .'('he cars
have to ho strong nnd suited for hard
knocks, as well as for Bleep hlll-clluib-liitf.
Tho dry climate prevents tho use
of wood for veneering, box-work nud
DttliiK's, nnd aluminum Is used Instead.
Notwithstanding ant-hills, boulders nnd
gullies, tho traeklesu wastes nro often
preferred to roads.
I t'oiiimvreo with Ilraall.
To-day there Is wanting In Hrnzll
what tho world calls Amertcau enter
tjirlBoi our lnftuence Is Bcarcely felt In
Itlo, says tho Header. Wo sell loco
motives, sewing machines! paste dia
I iiil i, l.clii'vo with my wlinlo henrt flint
nil in.v wk'I.iI liii'ki were due U ii ivcrly. I vvmiM
look nt dull pinplo Mitt ) 1 1 k plfiilitly In tin liim-r
cln If of fniiii' ni. hti'rloiiM rln f m-i'inliiKly Imp
py ninl I'liii rinliii; pi'iipli- ninl woinl'T by wlmt
rli:lit. they were furnished with Iho tneim of
u Iiik n Is' '"'I I line.
It 1m very eiiMV fur poor people lo lin.iflne th.'it
they lire hliK'hteil or trenlitl with Men lit eoie iii
t K'tl oil Mfi'oiint of tliilr poverty, heeinine It 1h
Ho nfl'l the eiiMi'.
A Vtouilili ullh 11 iiiHtunie "f:ikeil lip" from fill
ohl lil.H I, lltt lili'l II hoiiiein.'nle hue wnlst with
the Mf'iliK Mil. I of MoeveM In It llml-i It 'illto lint
llllil llternlly to In lleve Hint her lii'k of plon-r
eiiKluiiie ninl inemiH of entert lining Ih the re:iHou
for hef helim 'Miifc' tilll" III the eln'le t, v. hl'-ll
Khe helolifM li.V hlltll ninl hrlliKlliK 't
1h Hot lilli.VM ho. She limy he lieedlisxly km r-iihIIi-
mid proud, or hhe inuy lie wlf oIiH'-Iouh
mid totii'hy.
monds nnd phonographs, but our senso
of orderliness', our economy of lalr
nnd nttetitbm to detail, our eagerness
to c't business nnd promptness In dis
patching It w hen oikv got nreoiily slow
ly Mux uinlerstissL The Knpllsh nnd
(lerman firms do thine In nn old-fashioned
way, fulling to recognize appar
ently that the modern methods nt home
could with profit be Introduced lM-re.
Vet our enmmcn-e with them Is crow
ing. We received from Hra.Il, In I'm 1 1.
$'.hii(ki,(ki, almost altoiti'ther ofTe.',
rubber nnd hides, while we sent them
fL'o.imn.tKM) worth of machinery, lard
nnd kenisene. In fact, we are the coun
try of the kerosene can, for our nil
Is know n from one end of Hrazll to the
other, nnd many a native will t-ill the
traveler from the I'lilted States, "Oh,
yes, 1 kmrw that place; It's where the
cans nine from." And often this Is
the extent of his knowledge.
It Is tpilte cltnr that to establish the
prestige of the I'nlttsl States lu Hrazll
the tlrst step necessary Is to establish
a North American bank. Not only pres
tige, but jKtwer nnd commerce await
this move. Trade may follow the Hag
In political oratory, but u sound bank
and a familiarity with a nation's cur
rency are, to my mind, far more potent
factors.
Khrlrklntr Mnnilrakr.
In niedlievnl days the mandrake was
supposed to shriek or groan when ui
rootod, the following lines nre taken
from the oldest witchsoiig extant:
"I last night lay nil alone
On the ground to hear the mandrake
groan,
And plucked him up though he grew
full low,
And as so I did, the cock did crow !"
The shrieks of the mandrake were
euplHised to bo sj horrible that those
hearing them went mad. It was cus
tomary, therefore, In gathering the
plant not only to employ h dog but
also to stuff tow In the ears. This cu
rious notion was explained by Newton
In his Ilerhall to the Hlble by tho
fact that tlfc mandrake was popularly I
supiosed to ttrow spontaneously under ' eilow that the blood is in a feverish and diseased conation as a result of too
n sallows, engendered by tho deeom- imich acid or the presence of some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are
posed body of the hanged man and the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca
was therefore endowed with the spirit tarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated blood
of tho culprit. It seems probable, how- disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains,
ever, that, by some mental twist, the ( These impurities and poisons find their way into the blood in various ways,
shrieks hud become transferred to the Often a sluggish, inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the
plant from those delirious with It,
New York Medical Journal.
Short eat Nome for a Street.
1 no inorougniare w men can boast
the shortest name of any In Ixmdon is
D Mews, In the locality of ltegent's
I'ark. It Is the only surviving "alpha-
bet" street 1. e streets w hose names
wero simply n letter of the alphabet,
Some years ago nearly every letter In
the alphabet gave Its name to a thor
oughfare, but 1 Mews Is the only 0110
which has not had Its name lengthen,
ed. Tlt-Hlts.
Tbelr 1. title Celebration.
Teto Coopah llow'd you an' your
wifo celebruto your wooden wcddln'
yestlday? ,
Jliu Johnson Oh, uho lilt mo on do
head wlf n rollln' pin 'cuuso Ah
wouldn't split some klndlln'g ! Puck,
1 . ' '
Aud tho mlnliuj prospectus gets tho
coin while tho hard-luck story lit hump-
lag the bumpa. j
HEALTH NOTES
FOR JUNE.
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SPiiffJQ CATARRH.
.'mILAS5ITDE'
S1.EEPLESSN2S5.
SPRING FVR-
sK!;RUPTiQHS'
Spring CatiifTh is a well defined
Spring disease. The usual sym
ptoms are given above. A bottle
of Pc-ru-nd taken in time will prompt
ly arrest the course of the d.sease
known as Spring Catarrh.
ThurUrm r' Pantomime.
William Makepeace Thackeray was
nlways too p-nial, t') generous, too
open handed, to he an accumulator of
tills world's goods, and In spite of the
large earnings of bis pen he died a ;
poor man. Shortly before his death his
friend, John Ixe'h, the cart ioiilst. call-'
oil uisiu him and found him In his (
study writing writing and sighing at
the monotony of his work. I
"Why don't you have Jt holiday," 1
said I ech, "aud take your girls to the
seaside':" !
Tlit? prent novelist made no verbal j
answer, but, rising slowly, plunged his
hands to the very bottom of his pock-
rts, brought these receptacles out, j
sliook them vigorously without eliciting
a rattle of eoln, replaced them and then
resumed his seat.
Durlnit (he llonrriiloon, I
The Friend And you and George
have excellent ajs'tites for every 1
meal. What kind of appetizers do you
use?
The Rrlde Kisses, dear. And we .
have the grandest dessert. ' j
The Friend Gracious ! And what
does It consist of? j
The lirlde The same, of course i
kisses!
llnnn nt Hue 011 It idee.
Hiram llardapple Old Josh Wheat
ly kllltnl his red cow yesterday and
found a leek of nails and railroad
spikes In her stomach.
Zeke Crosshy lo tell! Josh always
was lucky. Now he'll have beef and
Iron for a spring medicine without get
ting It at the drug store.
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BAD 1B1LOOB
TOE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE
Every part of the body 19 dependent oil the Mood for nourishment and
strength. When this life stream is flowing through the S3'stera iu a state of
turity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health;
ccause pure blood Is nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however,
the body t3 fed on weak, impure or polluted blood, the S3'stem is deprived of
itc clrtliytll licence crr'TlTlC rTillecr nnil lln trnnK1 in in :i n i f.cf in -o ,-,-..
wayS Pustular eruptions, pimples,
avenues 01 bodily waste, leaves the
form uric and other acids, which are
throughout the circulation. Coming
another cause for the tioisonimr of the
microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in
sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some
are so unfortunate as to inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old
constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are
constantly annoyed and troubled with it. Bad blood is the source of all dis-
case, and until this vital fluid is cleansed aud purified the body is sure to
puffer in some way. For blood troubles of nny character S. S. S. is the best
remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes anv
and all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely
and permanently cures blood diseases of
PURELY VEGETABLE
Blood
Biigntcst trace o: the trouble lor juture outDreaks. ine whole volume of
blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's
greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely
harmless to any part of the system. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class
irujj stores, lJook a the blood and any medical advice free to all who write,
JiT SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA
fliirr W'oyr.
Kdgnr SiIIih. ns- brlll'nnt norellst,
t' in linked by a young holy nt n tea If
lie Hioir.'lif that the !!- of quotations
w as 11 good tiling.
"(,'uot a t ions ale only good," said Mr.
Salt us, "when they are extremely npf.
'II. ere was oiee a witty Irishman,
.Fi'ii.es II. I"ilgerald. who made excel
lent use of a quotation In a political
speech. -I luring this speech be was re
pcately ii.terrup.ed by a butcher, tls"
proprietor of a large s tu ige making
plant. An adaentit. of Fitzgerald's
finally took- often-" nt tic buti imr's
l oeing remark-, and yelled:
" lley. you. Ii'iiti' polities nbme. and
go bai l: to your sausage machines ;'
" Tlie buti la r glared at the man and
n forted :
" If I had this speaker In one of my
Mi'iisage machines, I'd soon make mince
meat of him.
"Then Mr. Fitzgerald quoted from
tla plat form with a smile ;
"'Is thy servant a dog that thou
Khould.it do tills thing?' "
! nrer Krrnr.
The late Amhrosi- .. Tliornns.
the
. iiojeil advertising exis-rt of Chieagi,
once told a story about two doctors in
: 11:1 ad'li e-s on ad', ertlsing.
i '"I'ii Illustrate inv point," he said,
j tiprop.'S of an advertising error, "I'll
I tell you ii limit my friend Holies. Holies
1 was taken down very bad. and. his faili
1 ily physician being out of town, a spe-
ialist was called fn.
! "Hut the family physician un".Tpet
J edly returned, and he and the spcci.tl
( 1st entered Hones' chamber together.
They found the man In a high fever
nnd partially unconscious. i;.uh put
bis hand under the bed clothes to feel
Hone' pulse, and each accidentally got
hold of the other's hand.
"'He has typhoid,' said tho first phy
sician. " 'Nothing of the kind,' paid the oth
er 'He's only drunk.'"
I'lrnlr I'urrnti.
I At Quimper, in Hrittany, the wife of
n man named Ia- Saux gave birth to a
boy. The father took the child nnd
sold it for to the wife of the local
butcher. Mine. Hoiian. The woman pre
Fcnted It to her husband as her own
newly-born infant and Hoiian hastened
to register the child's birth.
; Le Saux. fearing that he might get
j Into trouble with the islice, next eon
i suited the butcher, whom he supposed
to.be a party to tho fraud. The duped
husband threw I a- Saux out of the
house. The latter then registered the
birth of his own child. In the eye of
the law, therefore, the Infant has
claims on two separate families and en
joys the unique distinction of being
the son of two mothers. Paris News.
She Left Too Soon.
Two young women were seated to
gether In a I'roadway car, when a well
dressed man of middle age entered.
One of the women bowed to hhn.
"Who Is that?" her companion asked.
"lie's the father of one of my chil
dren," the first speaker replied.
Whereupon an elderly spinster of se
vere countenance, who was seated next,
gasiied and nearly fainted.
"Isn't it queer," the youn? woman
went on, "that I should have three
pairs of twins all pirls. too?"
The spinster changed her sent In a
hurry too quickly to hear any further
facts concerning the young woman's
Diihlic school class. New York Globe.
Ilia Natural Modealr.
"Two mutual friends sat neur a man
at lunch one day.
" 'What makes him look so glum
this morning?" said the first.
" 'Why,' said the other, 'he visited
nn Egyptian palmist last night, and
the fellow told him his wife would
marry twice, nnd the second husband
would tie a remarkably fine chap."
"'Aha! He thinks that's rather a
reflection on himself, eh?"
"'Not at all. He thinks his wife
was married before, nnd never told
him.' "Washington Star.
rashes aud the different skin affections
refuse and waste matters to sour and
taken up by the blood and distributed
in contact with contagious diseases is
blood : we also breathe the perms and
every kind. The action of S. S. S. is so
thorough that hereditary taints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy so that disease cannot remain. It
cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
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Toison, etc., and does not leave the
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1 re 111 the piano iu live 111 i 11 u leu's lime, aud
that without the usu ol a screw driver.
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