TRUMPET CALLS. OREGON STATE ITEMS OF INTEREST TO SLCUUr SL1 ILL MS. Southern Oregon Towiii Unite for Common Welfare. Medford Rogue river vallev, fitlr as ii garden hihI hounding with 1 1 1 'i 1 1 1 f. 1 I pro.l ili ltf o( llin noil, surrounded by high hills r it-1 1 in mineral wealth, iukI lying on the main line of railroad roiiiiniiiii cation with the outside world, linn wit nessm! h demonstration of cnlhnslaHin never be'irc equaled hy Its citizens. Pursuant to a meeting recently held nt Orants Pass, at vhlch fit) were present fioin Medford, n rcpreai illative gather lug of men from Ashland, Grants Puss, Ool.l Mill, Central I'oiiit and .Jackson vllln convened upon invitation of tlm Medford Comiurcll dub Innt week to discuss mean hihI adopt plitim tor or KHiiW.nl Inn to secure morn cut tier and I tit'rtHiMl advantage In all linen for tlm Rogue river valley and for H.iuthern iregon ai it fiii'toin. Thn orgatilr.at ion will unite nil towns of 1 1 1 volley mid will comprise'!! com nnTi il bodies in tlm cities named. llelegiitionN Here met Mt the depot hy the Medford Commercial cluli with a limtil, mill the visitors likewise hroiiicht Innmi-ittiis, w hose effort added to the enthusiasm. I 'inner w im served for 401) hy J. I'. Rddy, of the Nash hotel. William Colvig presided nt the meet ing at the avi opera house. V. I Vnwter delivered the address of wel cnnm, followed hy the liest speakers from towns rcpreKKiiteil. 'I' he tone of the addresses Indicate I lint t he ent i I e valley will he united in working lor the HdvHiiccmi'iit of every enterprise of common Interest to thin lection of the rdate. Water Mights on Walla Walla River. Salem Statu Knglnccr J. II. I-ewis has addressed a circular letter to attor neys interested in the unit involving Irrigation and power rights in the Walla Walla river. The letter sug gests a scries of questions to litigants w hich, w hen properly tahulated, w ill fhovi the facts in eiich case without a great m huh of conflicting teHtimony. The suit pending in the Circuit court of t T Hint i Kit county was originally started to de. ermine the rights of n few claim ants, hut when the court came to con eider the priority of various claim, other wnter users' rights were involved. Thn Dalles to Advertise. The (Lilies The Haltes Business Men's association ha opened quarters in the Vigt hlock, with J. S. McDonald an secretary and manager. M r . Miv (lonsld in recently from Detroit, Mich., and in a promoter of ahility. lie in preparing a linn of advertising, de acriplive of the resources and possibil ities of The I'.illcs and vicinity, to he circulated in thn Kant in localities where people are look inn to the West for homes and for Investments. The association is enthusiastic in the belief thttt much good will result. Overhauling Beet Sugar Factory. I. a (iraiide The work of overhauling the machinery at the sugar factory has begun and is Icing rapidly completed. I l.ilf a dozen mechanics are employed. In a short time the factory will he com pletely renovated and overhauUil in all departments. M r . Taylor, the new fac tory superintendent, is expected to ar rive from Iogun, Ctah, within a few days. The demand for feed iH much greater than in any previous season, lis the acreage is very much larger than ever before. Two Convicts Pardoned. Salem Governor Chamberlain has issued pardons to John Zavicr, sen tenced in !!()-, for eight yours, from Josephine county, for rape, and to A. W. Ilusscy, sent from Dousing county for two years for burglary in January, 1W05. Zavier was pardoned Jhecause of excellent pris in record and doubt of jjuilt, complaining witness having ad mitted that the prisoner was not guilty, llussey's pim'on whi rei'ommended by the jni'n ilistrict attorney. Brings Settlers to Medford. Medford Kdward Andrews, who went to the Dakotas recently tc secure nettleis for the Hokum river valley, has arrived from the Kaat with the 11 rat in ntalliuent of his party. There were 17 in the car, all bomeseekerB, from the vicinity of Mankato and Orynal Knrings, Minn., and Mitchell, South Dakota. The country looks Rood to them and they will locate here. More are ex pected to follow hooii. Establish New Course. Willamette University, Halem Pres ident Colt in baa anonouueed that a friend of the univermty had (jiven the iiiHtitutiou $2,000. Half this Bum will be used an a loan fund for students who need help, and $1,0(10 will bu used in HliibliHhin a?univer.-iity cmrHO in elecj trieal enniiiccrinn. Willamette will then be well equipped in these lilies. Opinion on Bond Taxation. Halem Tho attorney general, in re ply to a ipiery from theaHseBHor of l.ano county, holdti that city bonds and coun ty warrants may be taxed the same as other property. He says the state con stitution distinctly authorizes taxing auch property. He Hays that all money due from the state or any subdivision thereof is subject to taxation. Plants 60-Acre Orchard. The Dalles Carl Williams of the firm of A. M. Williams A Go., is pre paring; to plant an orchard on 50 acres recently purchased from C. L. Phillips. The land lies south of The Dalles, and will be devoted entirely to Royal Ann cherries and Crawford and Bolway peaches. fcNLISTS AIO Of- PMtSIDENT. Kullon Pcrsu.'ide Him That Umfitillt Sheepmen Are Might. WasliliiK'oil I'reshlent Konsevelt has assured Henator ( nl ton that he would overrule Hecretary Hitchcock and Bee that Umatilla county sheepmen holding permits to graxe in the Wenaha forest reserve are accorded I'm privilege of driving sheep across the t'matillM In dian reservation in going to and return ing from their summer range. Mr. I' u I Ion took thn mutter up with Indian Commissioner l-eupp and found that he was willing to accept thn proposition, provided Indian property ran bn prop erly protected. The senator assured him that sheep could cross the reserva lion without damaging Indian property Thn president will confer with Mr. Hitchcock in the immediate future and see that some regulation is provided that will be acceptable to the stockmen Undeclared that their reouest to crosit the reservation was entirely reasonable and should he allowed. The recent trouble at the reservation Is believed to grow out of the fact that Agent Kdwards favors giving this right to sheepmen. Examines Booth-Kelly Bill. Salem (iovernor Chamberlain has received a copy of Senator t' ill tons 1'iooth-Kelly bill in response to a wired reipiest. It authorizes the secretary of the interior to exchange certain lands in the Klamath Indian reservation, ownership of which has been vested in the California Oregon Wagon Koad company hy the I'nited States Supreme onrt. Ity its teruiM the company can select not exceeding K7.000 acres in townships HI and 32, in one or more tracts, in lieu of an cjuhI number of acres of road lands. The bill also grants water power rights and millsites and right to construct a railroad through the reservation. The gover nor will authorize the state land agent to investigate and report. Look for Early Berries. Milton I-'rom present indications the straw berry crop in this vicinity will be from two to three weeks earlier than usual and, unless the unexpected levelops, will be the largest on record. 1 red Heller, a prominent fruit ran' her, suys that his straw -berries wire already ommenciiig to bloom and he expected to have fruit on thw market in less than month. Fancy prices will be de manded for the early fruit, which will probably be pla 1 on the market two weeks before the famous Hood Hiver fruit has matured. Opinion Under Carey Act. Salem Commissioner Kithards. of the (.ieneral Land ollice. bhvs, in reply to a query from Chief Clerk Hrown of the State Ijiiid board, that it is proper o reclaim tieseri lain! umier trie i arey act by pumping water, provided the ost was not too great toadmitof perm anence. Scrctary Hitchcock concurs in the opinion. This om-stion a one from the proposition of W. K. liurke to irrigate land in Harney county from eili. Quarter-Blood Indians May Vote. Salem Attorney (ieneral Crawford, in an opinion rendered upon request of M. K. Parker, of the Klamath Indian agency, holds that Indians of one quarter blood mny vote in this state. Such Indians are to be recognized as w hile people. He Bays a half-breed is to he considered a white man it hia mother was a while woman, or an In dian if hia mother was a squaw. PORTLAND MARKETS. Wheat Club, tide; bluestem, !)( 70c; rtd, tide; valley, ((Sc. (hits No. 1 white feed, $27.50; gray, $27 per ton. Itarley Feed, $2:1.50(324 per ton; brewing, $24(324.50; rolled, $24.50(5? 25.50. Hay K'astern Oregon timothy, cho'ce, $15(i$Hl per ton; valley tim othy, $12; clover, $7.508; cheat, $0(47; grain bay, 7(.rS; alfalfa, $12. Fruits Apples, $2oi2.75 per box; strawberries, $3.50 per crate. Vegetables Asparagus, 8(i412c per pound; cabbage, 20l23jivi per pound; cauliflower, $2.25 pur crate; celery, 75t)0e per dozen; head lettuce, 25c per dozen; onions, 10dil5c per dozen; radishef, 20($25c per dozen; rhubarb, 3 V(4e per pound; spinach, $1 per box; parsley, 25c; turnips, $1 1.25 per Back; carrots, 6575c per sack; beets, 85c$l per sack. Onions No. 1, $101 .15 per sack; No. 2, nominal. Potatoes Fancy graded bnilmnks, (15 (ft 70o per hundred; ordinary, 50Q (iOc; new Cal l rnia, 5c per joind. Putter Fancy 'creamery, 17a20c per pound. Kga Oregon ranch, lfl17c per dozen. Poultry Averageold hens, 1414e per pound; mixed chickens, 13(iil4c; broilers, 2(ii.27 c, young roosters, 213i!j old roosters, HCillc; dressed chickens, 15(315)"; turkeys, live, 1718c; turkeys, dressed, choice, 2l(322V$c; geese, live, 8(fll0e; geese, dressed, 10llc; ducks, 17(?18c. Hops Oregon, 1905, 810c; olds, 5i(?i7c. Wool KaBtern Oregon average beat, 1520c; valley, 24(42fle per prund; mohair, choice, 28 30c. Veal Dressed, 3M7c per pound. Beef Dressed bulls, 3o pr pound; cows, 45c; country Bteers, 405c. Mutton Dressed, fancy, 910c per pound; ordinary, 67c; lamba, with pelt on, 1010c. Pork Dressed, 68o per pound. REAP CROPS OF FOREST. Plans Completed for 'Utirifr, Meservo 1 iiiilmr for Tins. Washington, April IH. The demand for lodgepole pine t jes by the Western railroads, which prefer them to any other because of I he easn w ith which they take preservatives, bus greatly in creased the market value of the Uocky mountain forests in Northern Colorado, Wyoming, Kastern Idaho and Southern Montana, where lodgepole pine is the predominant tree. These forests are largely within existing and proposed national forest reserves, and are conse quently under government control, so that the Forest service has felt the need of preparing plans to permit the sale of ach mature timber in them as may be safely spared. During the past year a working plan was completed for aliont 4 t,0()() acres in the Wyoming division of the Medicine fiow reserve. It was found in the first place that the protective value of the forest as a cover for the watersheds is so great that any utilizttion of the timber crop must he subordinated to it. Throughout the region the control of stream flow hy tiii forest, cover is the prime consideration. The mining industry, which is of high importance, will not he hampered by the disposal of reserve timber, sinca all thn mining claims located in cr near the tract include timber auflicient for the needs of the owners. The present iinxlerate grazing of cattle ia carried on without risk to reproduction of the forest. The Medicine Pow forest reserve con tains the largest continuous body of lodgepole pine to be found in the Kin ky mountains. The completed plan provides for bet ter protection of the forest from fire. including effective measures for com pact piling of debris and brush in open ings realy for burning; stipulates that all timber to be removed shall be marked in advance by the forest o di cers, who will he furnished with a full set of instructions to govern all steps in the logging operations: and requires that all merchantable parts of the trees he used. Similar working plans will be pre pared for available bodies of timber on other reserves, making possible the utilization of these vast forests under a svst.'in of scientific management which will perpetuate and improve the stand and, alxive all, safeguard the forent cover on the watersheds. ALL READY TO SIGN. Columbia River Jetty 'Bill Is Passed by the Senate. Washington, April 18. On motion of Senator Fulton, the senate yesterday passed the hill which was adopted by the house of representatives appropriat ing $400,000 to continue construction of the Columbia river jetty. It took only one minute to secure its Jinal en, act merit. hen the engrossed copy of the bill reaches the president, it will take him even less time to sign it. The bill which the Benate passed was that introduced by Representative Jones and, although identical with Mr. Fult.m's bill, which went through the Benate a month ago, it was necessary to put the house bill through the Benate in order to make it a la. This re- ijuired the senate to pass two bills cp propriating $100,000. When the houe hill was agreed to the senate, on mo tion of Mr. Fulton, recalled its original bill from the house and tabled it. The bill should reach the president the latter part of this week. Comment ing on ita final paaaage, Mr. Fulton said: "To Mr. Purton, chairman, and Mr. Jones, of Washington, a member of the hoiiBe river and harbor committee, are we especially indebted. Both these gentlemen should be held in kindly remembrance by the people of Oregon. It ia fortunate for ua'that Mr. Jones is a member of that committee, for he ia not only a friend of Oregon, but he ia one of the strougeat men in tne house, and is recognized as one of the leaders." Arranging West Virginia Scale. Indianapolis, April 18. The execu tive board of the United Mineworkers of America began a special session at the Claypool hotel to consider questions that have arisen out of the strike situa tion in the bituminous district. The proposition of the operators in the Kanawha field of W est V lrginia to pay an advance of 3 per cent in wages was taken up, and a message of instruction sent to the representatives of the min ers, who were to meet tonight at Charleston, W. Va., in joint Bcale com- mittoe with the operators. v Russia Has Money. St. Petersburg, April 18. The buc .. .... . i cesHiui negotiation oi a foreign loan or $450,000,000, ruinous as are the rates which Russia ia obliged to pay for the money, extricates the government from much of ita embarrassment and enables it to clear the decks of the accumula tion of dchta and furnish the cash tie- ccHBary to keep the treasury above wa ter at least for two years, irrespective of the attitude of the national parlia ment. Canadians Buy Mexico Car Lines. Mexico City, April 18. The report ed sale of Mexico electric tramways to the Mexican Light & Power company, a Canadian corporation, has been con firmed. Werner, Beit & Co., of Lon don, sold all their holdings for $11, 250,000 gold. The actual cash paid will be $6,250,000. IN THE NATIONAL 1 hursday, April 10. Washington, April I ', Thn senate and house today passed, Hiid ('resident Koosi vi lt this evening signed, a joint resolution appropriating $1,(100,000 fo' the relief of the S,in Francisco earth q'lake and fire sufferers, t he money to he expended under the direction and at the discretion of t he secretary of War. The resolution was introduced in the senate by Perkins and called for $500, 000. 1,'pon the measure reaching the house, Tawney, of Minnesota, offered an amendment rnak.ng it $1,000,000. This passed the house, and when the resolution was returned to the senate the amendment was accepted without a question. Wednesday, April 18. Washington, April 18. A pall hong over the house today by reason of the great calamity which has come to San Francisco and the nearby towns of Oak land, Ptrkeley and Alameda. Iegisla tion went on, but in a most perfunctory way. There was no heart or interest in the bills under consideration. Members of the California delegation were besieged with inquiries and the members from San Francisco and Oak land districts showed the strain upon them, not being able to ascertain w hether or not their families were vic tims of the ehock and their homes de stroyed. The bill extending the national irri gation law to Texas was passed after neirly three hours' debate and the Dis trict of Columbia appropriation bill was taken up to continue before the house the remainder of the week. Washington, April 18. In a special message delivered to congress today, President Roosevelt declares the result of the recent trial of the "beef pack ers," inC hicago was a "miscarriage of justice, " and that the interpretation plucdd by Judge Humphrey on the will of congress "ia such as to make that will absolutely abortive." Tuesday, April 17. Washington, April 17. To clear the legislative decks for pending money bills for the support of the government, the house today worked uninterrupt edly from 11:30 to 5 o'clock. In that time 11 general bills were passed under suspension of the rules. The bill to provide for entry of agri cultural land within forest reserves was taken up on motion of Dixon, Montana. Mondcll, Wyoming, thought if tbe bill passed it would bring vast areas direct ly under the bureau of Forstry that did not have a tree or bush. So far as these areas are concerned, it would repeal the timber and Btone section of the present law and the commutation clause. The bill was passed with one amend ment, striking out tbe paragraph giv ing the secretary of agriculture the right to eet aside such forest reserve land as was not occupied by a bona fide fw.Mlwr January 1. 1900. Washington, April 17. Preceeding the taking up of the railroad rate bill in the senate today, Tillman called up his resolution directing the senate com mittee on finance to enter upon an in vestigation of the question of campaign contributions hy the national banks and the resolution waa referred to the fi nance committee. Tillman said that he would not confine the inquiry to the Republican committee, but would ex tend it to the Democratic committee. Foster spoke for almopt three hours on the rate bill, contending for the valid ity of the proposed legislation. Monday. April 16. Washington, April 16. It took the house of representatives juBt one min ute to pass Representative Jonea' bill appropriating $400,000 to continue work on the jetty at the mouth of the Columbia river. In accordance with hia promise, Speaker Cannon this after noon recognised Mr. Jonea to call up the bill reported by the river and har bor committee last Friday. The bill waa read, and without a sin gle word being said.in ita favor or is opposition, the speaker announced that the bill "would be considered as read a third time, engroasea ana passea. This waa all there was to it. It hap pened so quickly that few members present knew that nearly $500,000 was being appropriated. Crumpacker, of Indiana, called up house bill extending until April 11, l'.'Oi), tbe date for applying the coast- Progress of Reclamation. Washington, April 17. The third annual general inquiry of the house committee on iirigatnn regarding the operation of the national reclamation act waa begun today. Secretary of the Interior Hitchcock stated that, includ ing the irrigation projects under con struction, those which are contem plated and those approved but not be gun, there will have beeu spent on June 30, 1908, $37,000,000, and that the estimated receipts from the opera tion of the law up to that time will be $500,000 more than that amount. Heyburn Talks to Desks. Washington, April 17. Twice dur ing his rate speech yesterday Senator Heyburn practically emptied the sen ate. When he began, senators gradu ally left, and in the middle of his speech he called for a quorum, so that he would not talk to empty desks, but no sooner had the senators answered to their names than they again retired. At the conclusion of his speech there was but a mere handful of senators present. HALLS OF CONGRESS wiie laws of the United States to the Philippines. Under the present con ditions, these laws will apply July 1 next. Opposition to the bill wai made by Humphrey, of Washington, who said there was ample American shipping on the Pacific coast to take rare of the commerce between the United States and the Philippines, and, if the time was riot extended, these American ships would get the business. The bill was passed by a vote of 217 to 27. Washington, April 16. A speech on the railroad rate bill by Heyburn, of Idaho, in advocacy of his court review amendment, led to more than two hours' technical debate in the senate today. The Indian appropriation bill was taken up for committee amend ments, but was not completed, and consideration will be resumed tomor row. Tillman, of South Carolina, at the opening of the session, offered a resolution providing for an inquiry by the committee on finance into contribu tions by national banks to campaign committees and why facts concerning them had not been disclosed by the comptroller of the currency. Gives Up Attempt. Washington, April 20. Senator Ful ton had another conference with the Reclamation service today in the hope of reviving the Malheur irrigation pro ject, but met with no success. He learned that it has been finally dete' mined to abandon this project, at least for the time being, because of the many difficulties that stand in the way. Moreover, he was informed that at a very early day the Interior department will restore to entry a large portion of the land now withdrawn, in order that private capital may carry out plans to irrigate much land which the govern ment intended to reclaim under its pro ject. Juat how much land will be re stored to entry is not yet known, but all the land which private capital pro poses to irrigate will be made available. President Asks for Money. Washington, April 21. President Roosevelt today sent to congress a mea fage accompanving documents and pa pers from the War department recom mending the appropriation immediate ly of an additional $1,500,000 for tie relief of the sufferers by the calamity at San Francisco. The president today conferred with Secretary Taft, with Senator Allison, chairman of the senate committee on appropriations, and with other senators and representatives about the need of further aid for the residents of the stricken city, and a decision wa reached that congress should be re q ieated to appropriate the additional $1,500,000. Aesurances were given by the members of congress that the ap propriation would be made. Government Vessels to Rescue. ment of Commerce and Labor will lend all possible aid to the San Francisco sufferers so far aa ita facilities go. In dispatches to the inspector in San Fran cisco and to the officials ot tne r isn commission, Secretary Metcalf has di rected the lighthouse tender Madrono and the United States ship Albatross to go direct to the stricken city and do everything practicable to aid the suner era. Pacific Squadron Safe. Washington, April 19. A telegram received at the Navy departmen this morning from the commander of the Pacific squadron, sent since the earth quake, reports that all is well with this squadron. The Chicago and Marble head are en route from Long Beach to Sau Francisco, and will probably reach there some time tomorrow. The Boston and Princeton are also at Long Beach. Two More Quakes Friday. Waahicgton, April 20. The Weath er bureau today issued the following bulletin: "Two small after shocks of the San Francisco earthquake were re corded on the seismograph at the W'eath- er bureau, Washington, D. C, during the night and this morning." Limit Taken Off Transfers. Washington, April 21. Secretary Shaw announced today that the $10,- 000,000 limit on telegraphic transfers to San Francisco has been lifted. All relief that can be properly etxended to the California banks will be given. Quick to Protest. Washington, April 10. Since tne debate on the railroad rate bill warmed up, certain senators have grown very sensitive about allusions to "railroad Benators"and "friends of tbe railroads," and have loat no opportunity 4to deny that they themaelves are unduly friend ly to the great transportation corpora tions. Up to the present Bession, whenever there waa talk of "corpora tion senators," these men were not bo sensitive; they did not jump to their (eet then to continually disclaim any particular friendlineas for corporations. More Talk Coming. Washington, April 16. Speeches on the railroad rate bill will be the feature in the United States senate the present veek. Notwithstanding the assurances to the contrary which were given by senators last week, there 1b no immedi ate prospects for securing an agreement upon a time for voting upon tl bill. No one has at anv time counted uoon getting such an agreement until the general speeches shall have been ex hauated. Kani'a Horn Bound n Warning Note tfi I lie I'nrtilcf mpd. A (Til In Ooil does more than free from futile; It fills with fault fighting force. It Im wonderful ly easier to go to church with n v?-!?I HvcV cm i i ui ii V?f ) wl,tl 01,1 "ne' TlfrN- m n,en lorn rUkSV filKtit of what 1 i r;od thinks of them In their worry over what they think of Ood. Jesus Is the way to heaven In the same manner an a river Is the way to the sen. Destiny depends largely on the de velopment of a sense of responsibility for others. Many who profess to love the pearl of price are only longing for the price of the pearl. If you are going to sit down at the feast of the Lamb you had better stand up for Him now. The most effective Instruments for heavenly service are every-day tools we lend our Lord. Most of the bubbles for which we. break our necks nre blown hy the breath of our own ambition. It's not the man with keen eyes for faults who will fix this world; It's the one w ith large faith In folks. . A man may know whether he has treasure In henren by watching whether his heart goes there. There are too many people willing to give a cup of cold water If fhey can only get It down the back of your neck. The fact that a man Is conscientious In robbing the poor will not change the things the King will say to him at that day. Many women seem to think that Jesus said they must worship the Father In pride and style Instead of In spirit and truth. ? A FRIEND IN NEED, When Baron Jutaro Komura came to America to meet, at Portsmouth, the representatives of the czar, he knew that however many concessions ho might obtain for Japan, he could not satisfy the popular clamor among his countrymen. Some one, says a writer ' In World's Work, wa bound to be dis appointed. But he was assured also that however 111 It might go with him, one friend at least would be waiting for him In Tokyo. "I warned him of what lay before him," said the Marquis I to to an American woman. "I remembered well my experience in 18'J5. I remembered the treaty of Kyoto. I made that peace after a successful war. All my terms had been agreed to. I was satisfied. I was successful. The treaty was fte)r4 NVl J--f Pr WsTto'lSe no more fighting over that business. "How do you think I felt when France and Germany stepied In and tore my treaty to pieces, reversed its conditions, and took from Japan that which she had honestly won? '"I shall never forget the pain of that moment I remembered It keenly whea Komura started for America. "'My friend,' I said to him, 'you go with hurrahs and rejoicing and ban tals. It you are received In the same way on your return I will not come to meet you. The nation will do that. You will not need me. But If things are otherwise, if, when you return, there are no shouts and rejoicings, if no other single soul comes forward to welcome you, count on me, for then I 6hall come to meet you.' " . In the days of the Tokyo rioting, when the Japanese populace, enraged at the terms of the treaty, was threat ening his life, Ito's assurance must have been a continual solace to the weary Komura. Troper Frlde. "I don't like this talk about send ing blackmailers to Jull," said Roving Rufus to his comrade lu alms. "W'ah's the difference?" "You lack pride, that's what's the matter with you," retorted Rufus. "Do you suppose that when I go to Jail I want to mix with that set? ' l'liiladel phla Ledger. Deserved to Lire. In a rural Justice court In Georgia recently an old negro, whose testimony had been questioned, said In his own defense : "Jedge, I'm n good ninn. I boon a-llv-ln roun' heah ten years. I ain't never been lynched ; en de only horso I ever stoled throwett me en broke my two legs !" Chicago Dally News. One on (irunduia. "You shouldn't stay out lato at night riding your wheel ; peoplo didn't Btay out late In the good old days." "Didn't you ever hear of tho mid night ride of Paul Revere, grandma?" New York Press. MeuUiuw Ilia Fortune. "Why do you suppose that damaged old widower got married again?" "Why, naturally, he wanted to get re paired." Baltimore American. Eveu though a young man may con sider a girl worth her weight In gold, it's 10 to 1 that her father only await a chauce to give her away. When a mother finds work she can do while sitting, that Is her way of resting.