A ii ii t, t r if ( HAh fATADDH TWIDTV A PIC "V i- f . I II, ii ! it A. Doctor l 1 , I. in , i ii , , . ! , : . i ' , .., Mi. i , .. II.. .-; . , . , n 1 1 ,, ll I ' ' I I i i 1 v - - - -'nil mil. Congressman Meekison Gives Praise to Pe-m-na for His Recovery. (II I 1 1 M i i. i i, edicine i-i i. I .ii M 1 1 hi A III fl , I n .4 II lip 1 te: s U I I.I ,V J. .. ll' , . H " ' . ii, H.. II Ili.M '.'" In IN tul n-fc' ' 1 -' lull ...... mi". l-'-l i" (,11. t . . I " m. i ;: in i . I . . i , i i ' in, I I " .i ,. I ,.. , ii. . i .I ,i f ,1,,,',. f'l, ll 1 ir. . . y 7 - 5 vniii y I biiuiiii nut g a ,implc eolith syrup. It Is a i .-M, i n I. in,. I . Spoiling 1 1 1 1 j'l: (!uii;i;: ll Mara!,' Mill I I 1 1 ' ' M (III strong ninjicnif, a doctor s n c.niiv lt-t.i,d ;-iiy, ).... how I'-ilit i'-:i I . I i . j i -. V fn I 'hi.ii;'o 1 1 illy I fin r 1 Wli.it W III.. I cr i t.'i ir V. lilt I ( ,i- and Jul. ! ,1 d mM, A H' I' i s i, A IIH . ii. ! 'll l Ml ill. I, I I" ! I I 1 . . t I - t I t I lll. v . I .' . .' I . . I i I i u n u ) i id'- M. ,in. ii !i 'II- . I I IS 111.- tr,il '1 in Mil il t!ir (li ,1 ,l!v Uc 'I lie Hi ii id's : ,uk1 ( tii ;:ui in- 1 1 1 -1" ci u j l i i j v. (' cliii;. 'f tin in is 1, 'Is ; i . ( 1 1 1 . . 1 1 . , i , ' in tin- 'luiM ' l'"ils, .ilii.!.-,( ,u:, 'I'!" tnr .iii'l tint tin 1" t.il-.r tn n',1 joins, in i 1 1 1 1 ,i 1,1,, . i I ' ' I I , I I V t 1 ' . 's I II I , 'V )'.ivin;r liciltliy fuin timi.i i t . iJVi-r, kiilncys, howc! ( l!S I. 1 . hniis. ii. tt M'l ll..' Iliolii in,- . A";1'' 'I'-tit'Mf f..r 1 1 Is S..r.s;,1,.,.i!I.l, hut in Mt'n h.ivm- l!,,,rs ,., t it ii ,( l.i v j . i'.ist s t- cry u Ik -re. in i i''!- N tun i),,s,-s (!,,. inulijfic. It curt;; hard cases, u severe end desperate cases, ii ,,,v tin unit in its oi asm in a, pleu risy, bronchitis, consumption. Ask your doctor about this. " I tiv it-1 n c t i it i.f A , ' r'n i terry I'ii I'. i.d f.r i 'iu. Ii ui". Ii rt ml'ii 'in tii" rd't I' tiiti rtlfty ' in' rri':i! I. It t'crtitli, I; it in. i.t w ful Ii t r j I a .'tiiy I -i In- j, iniiii yi.ii , :in trii'-t? H 111- M (III , I': -, , . I... 1 ' , .- 1 ' v. ' I , r h.i N J. A Mflt, ,y J. (J. Aye: ;mill, Umi Alii iii:.ui'Jlufor cr 9 f MtAl'AKLLA. . hi ' t.LkCIl t! ;.n.l skin. who li.iv c ir S..M hv lni I'mi iI I., i in, li.j ii i r " ' - ;"- W.-N!, Imr.l. ,h J,t lit. ..iri. j 1 ! f Y Lvci'y Year j I iv.'V-Vv?" '' j I'.Vi ry diy in every year V ' I f J ' I t'oiiu-s. more liousewivt-3 t . I I I ' I I J r I .m- vn.ii, u i unir vjiiiinuiiiiu v, -rv : In .-nl Il'l Af osct.s - . priced li.il; 1'oMcdcrs and V i .-''''f t.irniTi t. K tin. hont-st and y 'J ! 1 1 n-. f'; 1 rcli.U-1-, vhic li h::s Mood so well ,-J i'si.d thi-i-.t -f years. They are find r"& t that P:T I V v' J I tiJtr r. LUUII'J'Li I'M r, . $ 5r;p,c c' powder if t " ' "2 j) costs or.c-third the price of f;fJ I L iiualitv. pnd ni.iki"; better, nurer. mori f3 it.-..-i healthful baking. 75 ounces for 25c. ! Ydl ' 1 1 -.-.Lil I., I " I:,.' it ..I l-irn-nt..1' J&Zlr i V-V JAQUIS Ml. CO. Fif rTT- maiis i if he I -,4' . .. v.. IM. i.r I, ,... N rJ. f vfM- ( VISL 15H0S.. DCPJTISTS Xf ' Xk 'i -: i i. i i v n i , i, ; IIH. V V W'M ' ... oH I, . w,iC. 1 , 'A . !,.! i.n A.-iv i-J M ' i!..'v I'vf.fnS You will hn'jt'n recovery by tak Inn cno of Aycr'u Hillo at boiltlmo. A JyU- ll.nl I'nllnl liilrp, MKh A.!. -.I.i-i t I..-., I jiist ri iiirti-.l from ,-t v;i, .il;..h kj ,i-i, t nt n liny i I ! : 1 1; i, n tin- M iilin- i n. i -,t In ri-i-miiit iiik' l.'-r '" li'T.l IH f K),f Milil-il Nil..l-'.vl,;it fiir tin- l.i-lii-lit i.f li in.isln, ,ii-f , i-rs, ill, wli-i wiih vlHltlnt; Jut rlty ri-lnllvi-H fir tl.c first linn- In 1 1 1 it r i - ji-.-iim. I In-ri- wim J ut din- Mvii; In t tio ' lai-i-," .'il, Mls Adi-ilK-rt, ' "iiml tlii-v ! I.i-.t I'vi-ri tiling. Hint Ih, i-icrj tiling 1 t!n-y li.nl In !.-. I "i iin- il iy 1 went In to l.tiv Hniin' H'i:'Ii, iiii-l Jn-t on n M i.liirc I iiUcil t!n ili-il; if tlii-.v Hi-.. wiling. U,. (.t.iri-1 lit n i ml, tlii-n went (.IT Mini I.m.'vi-.I ui.iIit tin- ..mill-in an, I on tlie j tI,i'!i-4. i I ' r --4 j 1 1 1 - Ik- ciimi- link ami R.i'd, ' mm. we .ill, t i-,.f I,,, no W. L-,,t I.I.h KIiu-, iin' wi- .! I. in n'. ;ur wt. ,t I w li.lii.i;. l.nt t- ni.i't nut a lilt o' j i ulna In tl.f ht. " Jli-H A,.li it h:,. to mnl.r. n,-,-rnl! I r.,'.- N ti iis-u:,. J i p mi. I c:n' tli.it i i: i- i i-.i l.v I. i. i I. Hi.. -lily tin- cm i- ! I, ;rr.Mi'l. I.'ln't ) ,.u i iy 'I ll- ro 1- rn'.ri- ' it! u.-rli i; :. I - . I I.n ii , ! . . I. r . , I ill. I ill. I..-' !.- , i ,' ,. i . . 1 r a k r ii ! i i ... 1 It ii i i n , - , ,i 'H it. '.n:-.::i ll.rt. ;. nil iti in tin- !i: .,t , tl y r:i Kill.-. i-:.ifiln'. Si "A M. V.m- .'mi' li J.. ,u r " '"I !i;iiii lli'tuiii, tui-hi- ,,' , li ;i nil Mm- inliiiili-fi luti r. Vonl.i-r.1 St;il s Inn li. ':iL-t I'i'l In- f.iil to in-ill- :i piji--rc-( i.r .il-iln-. t ' j I , j i .I , I i-. 1 1. y... J lii-lii-M- Hi:, m m Ii I, .- r,-nii. Volik-i-I h S I j 1 1 i 1 1 ; 1 1 1 . Ni-ll ), .Mr, (;,,tr,.v I,.- uoul l 'Hi- f'T i,,i-. Il.-ll,. I'..- ..-hi-ImI. Hi limy Ik- r, 1 1 1 : 1 1 1 In- lool.s. I"lil!.i (l. ll.lihi l:.-.-of.. "Jii- mini i;it tlilnlis In- kno It .l!!., Mil. I I m l.- l.l.i ii, Viin-r;ill,v turn-. oi;t In Ij- it , jni of i ri i . j 1 1 - ioiili.i-iii-." - V.'iihliliifloii Slur. I'lrnt '(Tiiiifofni A i ! '! ii 1 1 -V ri-o.f iin- trylni; to .-t r!l if n -. Sii-..nl 'crn,l form .j,,i-n. Vi-s ; l.ut hi- iin; mm in tin- in.-ijofity. i:.x. lunik''-. Klml I'rliii.l Tiirilon in-, 1 i : t I '.iikM to ti-ll 3011 Mint J-.rii-s lint run iiwny with your wife. 1 1 u-.l:ilul (Icinilj Hut why run? J'iitih. "In Kwclcn 11 jiluuiU-r In cnlliil n viittenldlliiKn-iitriiioiior." 1 1 - Ih, eh? I'll l.ct lie (Inures for the t!iii(- wlillo he Ih l.cliit; cnllcl It. ton." I;.cIi:iiij: I '.-! l;t So sin 's -Tit-i (it last ! She hefiim lll.cly to l-..-it us nil In tin- ln.it riiuoiilnl r.-n-i". Sti ilri Yi-s ; hIh- Is on her last l.'tji this time. I l!u.-"tr;it."l Hits. Knti- M I II miys .I.-nI. tricl to kl-s ln-r niul sin- i-;,lli-.l Mm iliun hard! I io yni l,e!!i-vi- il'- 'l'o. 11 I ,i-l!i-i' that In- trli-d to kiss l.i-r, y.-.s! - ln-tr-.it l"n-e I'n-sH. IViji-ry V 1 1 1 don't mean to sny diptrict, writeg: that you nl"..,luti-Iy do nothing'' ("holly - Aw, I don't cm ii do that. My man ntti-nds to -v'j tiling, you know. rhild.-Ilhla Press. 1 "at 'J'l, is Is a fcn-at rnuntry, Mnrr Ann. .Mary Aim How's that? Pat--Slmr- th' a aj-i-rs si-, y.-z i-.-m huy a foh dollar i:i ,;.-y nr-l. t- f--r three eli.ts' W11-.hi1ii.rl0n Life. 'aiter Il,,w did '.-u order your Urul!).-!:, Personally, i-on- r -fi :..k.:-r:.::-::'2- f 1.' ' , : T-r. : 'r5r1 1 CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON PRAISES PE-KL'-NA Hon. David Meekison, Napoleon, Ohio, ex-member of tongrefB, Fifty-fith it: I Hi h . , -i it . t : . ' 1:1 :. ! . l- n . ,- 1. j-r - : 1 . I : !. 11 : 1 1 r , u ... . I 1 1 . , 1 u ! l -1- u , 1 : . t 1 1 t (,-! 1 r,- l I y t I i It'i. I ,'.- .-h I y v. ! il .- :, .. I:i Dili fi-rll ill of thn ! , - . h ,i tint li.fr'i-liu-r. hi - w n - 1 .1 t l.ii J,,.,.f sr-i .-. 1 "t . I j r . . r 1 : .1 . i 1 o ,il' f"'llul Noll! I hUl'l'os,. I i.Uv'lit to IlilVW i,.:.-:y ii.iin.K I-, in-, i ordered it l.v mail two week In lld-'::::'T:'Vili:!V.V'4':- nn: .'l.-vl-land Plain Healer. '. r.T.-.iiir.s,- , ni-.:;. ; ,-,,.,.,., ,....,,,,:,,,(.. Waiter I Chln"" ilrU " "" ,"!,''rV', .!in':H, 1-1' vou would l.riiu- me a medium- Chinee 'irl.s us a rule ar not sent .-w ,, , IO. I l-. ii... . 11 . , . , . ., itlii-niHrk.fi. It li. in- i.,-lerli..Use steak snii 'I Iierisi ill;'" - i,."u,--. ru-i iw.-u'i.i iniishr.-.ms. Waiter ( to em k i --( 'hoke xneir tramini; in hous.-work. As sm.n "I have used several bottles of Peruna and I feel gretiy berefittrd thereby from my citirrh of the head. I feel encouraged to believe that it I use it a short ; lime longer I will be fully able to eradicate the disease of thirty years' standing." j DAVID MEEKISON. t ANOTPtR SENSATIONAL CURE: Mr. Jacob L. Havig, Ciale::aronemy Mo., writes: "I have been in had health for thirty-teven years, and after tak ing twelve bottles of your Peruna I am cured." Jacob L. Iivi9. If you do not deiive prompt and eatifactory results from the use of Peruna, wri e at once to Pr. Hartman, Kiving a full statement of your cai-e and tie will le pleas-d to give you hiB valuable advice gratis. Addrtej I'r. Hartmar, Presi.'eit of The Haitman Panitarinm. Colnmbn, O. n li.t.-ii.i.l i a ,1 I r. .in ln.lr.-tnt nt nl. 1 1 .t -. - ! ;r... ! 1 1 on t!,.- 1,1 1 mi'l l'ia,- -an - ur 'd - oi . l.i- - ) tt-ia. '1 l,i'v n'lrr n:,.; OIil ti ll. In-. I ,1 ,1 un (, r na. . h-i- it lulli lu curL-i-,-it'l f.-r nrculii'i (iii'l i.--tiin,iiili.!. Allri-H, l-.l i 1 1 1-. .N 1. V v u, TuleJo, O f i! 1 l-v I thvv I-1 . 7 ... lu.i l 1 iia.:!y I'ilin n:r the t 'julstmils '. Milwitukee A mriKlliiK Itir- Di-i-tiirallon. "Prom a hasty examination," r.-i;,1 the iloetor. "I n m ,!e,-i,le,!l.v of the I'l'inioti that on are sufTcrini; frmn the Ii-culiar troiil, Ir known us 'i-h-ry-inan's son- throat.' " -The you say!" j-x. lalnied the rnller. "It Is ijulte po-sll,,., however, that I may he wrou-. I will make another examination." A I.I It N .'lit-. HI ii i l.i I .n i .i i M 111 :-, i I l ' I l:i l nt t rii. i s ra I ' i t r i . 1 1 in i'ii, . 1 1, I t" I, H i. I 1. .;i, y It I A I i i. t-.il. tu .'. i. ll ,1.,, Pi-t Ti- i I It nr . nl , I I II !(.(. XV 1,m i , ! , -ii.i-i i.r Inoa-it -I I,. in I im '.) l ,.,4, itui ..-.. '.h ,ii"l..l:, tlniil t,il,.M. .... inn ! i :m I.n- llitol Im-iLH if'll ll .M ,'l.t I, Ii I I I.,- Ill,, -1 lul l, .- I 1.11,1 II,, I.. l .li I.ll) . I mid ,.,. , Aunuul fn-i, l i nil i.iiiu ..in. d. n. rrnny a co v Dutrolt, Mloh. u r .1 .1 VV. lt llril'ini; M.u liim-n. Ill ill Ilk A I .h'l.llw- I mils, I. ri-kiit.nll I l.t,(,M ill tu III K.lil.-., Sird I'lltTS.N. Urn,- l Kl 11 1-: 0 ( MAilli.M KY CO. -: 1 1. m i ir 1 1 - mi si I'.-llmii.l ' 1 1 ' js i ' II 'I lip it ) of II. The Mistis Maty Ann. please ex plain to me how It Is that I saw you ('.eutleinan With ( I rlevanee -Veil said wlMi tin Sentinel. "The rollli. stotie i:athers no inoss' " (iuote.l the man who hud never N-etl outside his home county. "True," rejoined the K'-'.t-' trotter, "hut it ne (lulres an einlal le polish."- ('hU-atu I "ally News. " P. n 'n claims to have the most re markahle nuto in town." "Why to? I don't see any tiling preat about It." "Well, he says he's had It a year, and there arc still two of the orU'iiial parts left." -Jude. The I.awv.r P.y the way, what shall we charge Ji nks for our services : In Mint case we won for hituV About; thirty th.'iisimdV His Partner Ureatj Scott, man! Isn't he worth mole than' thatV Itrooklyn Life. Ceiitlcninn With ( I rievance ---Tills .j. nuto breaks down every ten minutes. Conscientious I icali-r -What of it?,X as the ;irls are old enough th.-y are , I'lenly if 1'lmr. Tlir-y w-.-rf iliseussin tin- rami. "I don't tliirik. said "that P.ise- low stnyid down tla-r.- bmir enough to lvnrn anytliin nhoat ciidiiions." "Oh. I ilur.no." said unoth.-r; "a man can L'.-t cotisi.ii-ral.le l.ir no l.v fl..'.a in ail domestic l,.ss Vn tu-i-nrv-funr ln.im " work. P.ut the enliKbtened Chinese j : sends his (laughter to school when near i a mission or some other school. taught to cook, sew, make and mend clothes nnd Indeed do Am They Danrrrl, Twn at a hop that he proposed; His heart went thump-ty-thump. Put lh.it same heart was true, and she Accepted at a juiap. Iniaitlnatlun. Sandy Oritty (Jenrge went up do road iin' told all do ladies in de way side cottages dat I once had a castle In France an' an aut'.mohile. I Histy Gee! Wid such a press agent as dat yer ought to git on de stage. A 1. right in. in w ith team in yoiireoun t V . Mcnly v oi k and goo.) w ages to l ight man. Keieii nees re,u:ie.l. 1 or par ticulars address KOCI I V. T. CO. lion X Winona, Minn. CLASSIFIEDADVER11SING Poi II. mil Ir.u.'e Piiedixy Nunir anil Ailili r- In 1'i.rlltiiid uf IO in rnldlix lluMiii I linn. I'llii 1 1 1 mi l-l-l : i inu ; m i iii- i, 'I i i ii . "v Mm. li- ianikiiss l.ot iv.t I I I . ' -i . . .1 I .III HI AVI ll' III. II in ; 1 ll ; fr.-r iiii.,iMir, ii..'i JIullsCs ... nil kli.,1 lrin-n. ..i.,.lii- ... K.i.liiU .1. i. li,,.' W ... ,l,ii,l. i li.i k.. i ii-, i.iiil sua, h Ml.. ,.i. I I, ..nl. . It. ,1,., . K t,a I., W ,...,!. u.l, ir..,.. I.tr h:il.- lit , r I .'it- I r-.nt M. Illt'sl M ,-i. oi ,, ,tl ; ,- inn, mil. Ill In li.t.it illllii ill. i .t.-.. h ; ll Inula i'll ii' A l ". HW I I f I'I ms v iv , ..'ki-. n.Hi.l I uiri'i.i.l Mi-ilal ,i itn. .1, .1. Hill" r. Iii I I -ir .'!. A It I I KH 'I A I. I A I s; i v. ry - lui.t.- im.1 - li .i"-; us hi. II ll I. 'lit nv II I nil ll 1 l I' III ; W ...i.lul.l, I HI kl It. CHI AM KCI'A It A I ( ills Wi' i inn i. nt ,'i Hi.- I'. s. s..'1'.n ui or tu ,, ti,,. Ii,ti. Will.. I..r In i- i ulii ll,l.t-lHili,i I I lllll HI,. I Ullk. l I N'H ('I II'. II Ml - lliilTinil A- I'. n, 11.1, ..I. h iv. (nil Allr.-.l lli-njiiniili t.,n,. l . i.ill.i -i I n r. Ililnu lu iii.-irn linn hlni.LM. Mt.iohuii mi, I .itlli htii'itlii. ( ii,t,miu ,t,hlt,ili, .. J-'KI-.K I.AN'li IV iiKl.i.iiN ii.'.lir ll..- C.u, y lirl . till. I, ii,-1, I,., il i,.,. Ir.Hil Hi .lie. Vi III,' l,,illl.v. iliukll-t llllll lllll. Il.'l'. II. si. ( ....In, v i t.., '..1 AI.Uii Htliit l, i't.i lltii. il, III. -ii, ill. I'OI'l.'I'lt V I (lull -If y. hi wiiii t .Mini' lieiiM to ly ini.it. I'liiiN wiili iin It. r I, vi. 4t'( 1 1' ii Iii r H al... Ill Hl' IllNA l-ul I.IHV ! l-.l'.li.-t Avinii Mills lu I'orliiiiitl, iii'i'hi.ii, ThtGcnui-irTOWER'3 POIiMEL SLICKER HAS BEEN ADVERTISED AND SOLD FOB A QUACItR OP A CfNIUCY. i LIKE ALL ?.?.WATttPH10F It m mie of the Itil ti6tnalj. in black or llov. full -juMantccd. &nd 4o,i by reliable Ankn titrjnhire MICH TO THE SIGN Of TKt FISH. TOWtB CANAPIAN CQ. l.m.lij, A J TOWfR CO. TA I l.dll-i-Ciilninlilii Wiii.li.n Mills I'd., l'l.rlliiii,!, (In. ..MIi-sl mi It- i'liilhi-s Ilia, In In liii-u-illtrlii'iii. "ur null on iinore nl HVsli iii iiiHiui 'i , t riii I III, W rlli. Ii.i- Iri-i- inn ili'M anil u li-i'N. 1'IAMl.H ,1 (ill, I A sh - ( i.lii I'l.iii.i h. His,, mi ',. rlllO 1-4 MIHl . ItlKIUIII hii.I I'iiii.os en l-ils.V lll III. 'Ills. Welti, lor Imt. l.i'l us .in. ,i. . v.. il ii l.i'iri'. Alli-iitV Klllii i't Hun, ilk, r ( u., I'l.rilitiiil. 1111..111. Omuuii I lerliis Hiei-llli- ti.r nil Klilni-V mi.l lUu.l.lnr In, nl, I, s, 1 iinn HACK Al II li. ll iii-'.1.1'. I1l.1l Hlxi. hi- 1 1 1 l.y mull inr 10c. In hllillli.s. Isi'ini l.ttluy. 'KI'h I llll'l HI. Iliiniiui lliilr (Ii.oiIh N llrln n, l'oiii,.i'liiiirs, Mi-n's 'I mi i...i mill W inn; I .Ml ,ii,illiy: li.vvi sl irl. i'sj Hiiiiij fur Iri-n .rlnt. IIhI : 11111II i.i.ii-rs it -i-luli v, i'ii llulr bluru, IWo Wunlilngiuu bl. l'.al Jso-i. L luki'mtl. IAN HuSluN. riASJ U 14 kissing a young man in the kitchen last night. The Maid Sure, I dunno how It is. ma'am, unless ye. were lookin' through the keyhole. Cleveland Leader. M,,thir.i will tiii.l M -. Vni,w' Ponthlnj Syr ii). Hut l,t.i r.aiu'ly i.niw, (t,r thi-lr cLlWrt-u iluriuK tin- ti'i'tl.ii.K ) orl.,,1. Cr, C, Gse Vo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT TIi'n W 'li.l- r'ul lif M'-t lt CUT N I'.'tll' il 1 1 nl i.i 1 iiii-i' h' r 11 h i.lf v illtotil tiM-i a (lull lll.ll IH' 14 H l- HI' to tin-. Hi t Hi- s u lih in,,,,- w,t ,oii 1 in- v-ss.":; .' Links it. ,.l -...t I'l. s f.Mvl' ,Vv' .VW known hi inc'tnul sr I-III'U III III'. V '! II I r'. 'I I MO IK It I III II ill UltiM 1 IllU'lllli I'CMKillcH lIllM lit 1 1 HUM llUi'lnr KilllWi thi' artliiii nioM'i' tUlltTriil ri'iacilliH wlilt'li Nlli'Cl'siHllllly II ti'i III illlliTi'U. tilht'llU'M, Jlj f iiur.tiiti i't t tic 11 1 ci'uf iutIi. 11st li ma, lmiK, ilirutt, 1 In mim l-in, ni'i iiiihiii -hh, htiinuiili, liver; kul H"n, ItiiH lnnilril- ol trrilhihinlalH. i ImrK'"- moili'iati'- l ail ni i Mm. l'ull iiih mil nl tin ity vviiti' Un- hlmiKr itud i rculur b-ui htumii. oinm'i.ta ru.N rum:. Address THE C- CCE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO bV4 rirfcl St., S. C. Cor. Morrison Mfiitioii I'Hpor. roiMLAiND, OREGON. P. N. U. No. 9-06 W 111'N wi llln if toitil vei'tl.ur. ilou.o lueiitluu till. iutitir. 3 So, There! "11a! You refuse me, then, proud beauty? Will, I know your reasons? Were I rich you would be but too glad to accept me." "Mayhap, it Is even so, Kupert Fltz gooliler. Put by my troth J-oti would have to be a whole lot richer than anybody else In the world, I'll tell you that." Cleveland Leader. TITO ri-riiiiini-ntly Ciin-,1. No Minor norvnusnr-na I I I U un, r in-i ,i,i iiHi'nr lir.KI 'siin-ui .Wrve Ji, r- s. ml f,,r I ire; t rlul l,itlimil trt-utlsi. lr. It. II. Klin.., I.t, 1., 11.11 Ar. Ii ht., riillutli-li.lnu, I'u. l.MEy llilltmiihr. Mrs. Ascuiu Iioesu't that lazy hus band of yours work for you at all? Mrs. Jackson --'I iced, ma'am, he say he ain't gwiue tcr, kaso he's u-tryln' to lib up to the bible teacliiu'. Mrs. Ascum -What bible teaching? Mrs. Jackson - He say tie bilde done tell us dat "Contentment anibellahdan great riches," so he ties nacher'ly bound tcr lie contented. Philadelphia Press. 'I'D IT UK A COI ll IN (INT, l.V Take I. A X All V I : It Hi OI 1 1 , u 1 11 1 11,. 'l'nl.,.ts. IH'iik lasit t-. 1 unit iii,ni,.y ir a ini 1,1 ,'iir w. I, io . 1. mk inn iin- is t.a t-ui-n ,tix. ..H-. Slrny Ciitv'it Ael. A stray cow, picked up by tlie po lice on the South Side, nearly put the olllcer out of business and created lots of fun for the urchin lu the neigh borhood. The cow was captured by the newly appointed nuhpoliccman, and, wishing to distinguish himself by an arrest, lie determined to tako the bovine to the station house. Pro curing a rope, he fastened It to her horns and started down Cottage Grovo avenue. The thoroughfare was slip pery from a rainstorm, and in a Iffy the policeman was sliding down the asphalt on his stomach, with the cow ! on a dead run. The olllcer was ganio nnd liunj; on to his captive for a Biiuare, when the boys headed the ani mal off, lie, lauded Ids prisoner and then begged off for the night to cleuu up. Cliicimo luter Oceim. there were none better! Conscientious I icalcr- --There ain't! - Puck. "(ih, Johnny," said the Sunday school teacher, "you mustn't take money from the plate. Why did you try to do such a tiling':" "1 thought you said it was fcr the heathen, and maw savs I'm one. Lxchange. l'irst American Millionaire What In the world are you going oxer to see all the L'ngllsh cathedrals for? Second American Mlllioiialrt I'm putting up an automobile stable, and I'm looking for something handsome In design. Life. "Wood by declares his grandfather descended from one of the greatest houses In Lugland." "Ah, yes; 1 did hear a story about the old man fall ing off a ro,f he was repairing once for Lord Somebody or other." Phila delphia Ledger. Fanner Green Say, Neighbor Jones raised such a big pumpkin that he cut It In half iukI made two cradles out of It for his twins. City Hoarder That's nothing. lown in the city wo often have three cops asleep on a single beat. F.xchaiige. "I suppose you will marry when you prow up," said the visitor, pleasantly. "No," replied the thoughtful little girl, "mamma says papa Is more care than the children, so 1 guess the care of my children will be enough for me without the care of a husband." Chicago Kventng Post. Patience You're quite lame to-day? Patrice Yes. Will stood on my foot for two minutes last night. Patience And you allowed It? Patrice I didn't know' It. Patience -IMdn't know ho was standing on your foot? Patrice No, I didn't. He was proposing at the! time. Yonkers statesman. HE ATTENDS TO BUSINESS who goes straight to work to curs Hurts, Sprains, Eruhes by ths use of 1 Jacobs Oil r.d saves time, money and gets out of misery quickiy. It Acts Ltko Mutflc. Price, 25c. und 50c. 1 The Little Doctor in your Vest Pocket 3 EE the thin, round-cornered little Enamel Box telow I When carried In your vest pocket it means Health-Insurance. it contains Six Candy Tablets of pleasant taste, almost as pleasant as chocolate. Each tablet is a working dose of Cas carcts, which acts like Exercise on the Bowels and Liver. It will not purge, sicken, nor upset the stomach. Because It is not a " Bile driver," like Salts, So dium, Calomel, Jalap, Senna, nor Aperient Waters. These waste Diges tive Juices of the system needed to morrow, in merely flushing out the Bow els today. Neither la It like Castor Oil, Glycerine, or other Oily Laxa- Pa," said little Willie, "what Is tho tives that simply difference between a magnet and a magnate?" "A magnet, Willie, Is a me tallic substance, generally of Iron, which will attract certain metals, but not g'dd or silver. A magnate Is a me tallic substance. Invariably of brass, which will attract gold and silver only." Judge. A huge touring car tore past with tho extra emergency tire strapped se curely to Its side. Two street gamins gazed after It Intently.. "Say, Jlinmle, what's that round thing a haugln' on the side?" "Gee! don't ye know? That's a life preserver, en w hen t hoy's In dan ger o' rimnln' over enybody they Jes' throws that overboard to cm. LIr jilneoU'tf Magazine, lubricate the Intes tines for transit of the food stopped up in them at that partic ular time. " These emergency drugs relievo tho Immediate trouble, but do not rejjeve Its Cause. The same trouble will therefore recur again till that Causa is removed per manently. The chief cause of Constipation and Indigestion is a weakness of the Muscle3 that contract the Intestines and Bowels. Carcarets are practically to the Bowel Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath axe to the Athletic Muscle3. Showing sice cf" I st Pecker Cjscjrel Box evijanl io M'alcti. They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to contract, expand, and sq-jee;e the Diges tive Juices out cf food eaten. Cascarets do 'this natural1, without purging or discomfort. They don't help the Bowels and Liver in such a way as to make them lean upon similar assistance for the future. This is why, with Cascarets, the doso may be lessened each succeeding time instead cf Increased, as It must be W'ith all succeeding doses cf other Cathartics and Laxatives. J Cascarets act 1 1 k o exercise. If carried In your Vest Pocket, (cr car ried in My Lady's Purse), and eaten just when you sus pect you need one youwillneverknowa sick day from tho cHinary ills cf life. Because, nearly all these Ills beffhi in the Bowels, and partial Constipation paves the way for all other Diseases. "Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. Be suro you get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold In buik. Every tablet stamped "CCC." V FREE TO OUR. FRIENDS! Wa want to sml to our friends a beautiful Freiich-ileiiiKiied GUI. D-1'i.ATKD HONIiUN buX hard-t-nauicieu in colors. It is a beamy for tl-s dressing table. Ten cents In st;imps is asked as a measure of (rami faith and to cover coiit otCascareis with which this dainty trinket Is loaded. ?i5 Send to-day, mrnticnlnj this paper. Addre:. Sterling Kemcdy Company, Chicago ur Hew Yoik.