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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (March 15, 1905)
That Tired Feeling la n Common Oprlno Trouble It's n iljrn Hint Ilia blood It deficient In vitality, Just n pimples and oilier eruptions nra sign Hint tlio blood I Irnpuro. It' k warning, too, which only tho hazardous full to liccd. Hood's Sarsdparllla and Pills Itcmorn It, kIvo now Ufa, now cour- Ho, strength mid niilinntlon. They cleunio tho blood and clear Uio complexion. Accept no mibttltuto. "I felt tired all Ilia limn end ronld not lorp. After taking Hood's HarcaiiarllU a wlills I could sleep sfell and th tired feeling IiiiI gone, Till Ktrat medicine lim alio cured mo of ecrofula." Mm. C. U. Hoot, (HUad, Conn. NO REASON 8HOWN DY DlnDB. Humorous Hood's Onrsapnrllln promlioa to euro ana stoops tno promise. Tho Man Willi Ilin Ho! Hot I lore tin. rlnsliiK of music of a cheery, oritur 1111:11, lor It rotila I ho Imp i,f worry th iirrctn sender cliatf. Ami tlirre'a nut n acme of gladncaa Kiunvn to mortal here below Hut l mailt n Utile gladder by a merry liol hot III)! lfor merriment's n klucrr. nml Inuitlitrr I hi olla Ainl ther I hi- singer Bhigelh t lie happy sngela throng, I'or In nil celeailal anthems nothing (. r l, 1 iruw, Tlinn ihi. melody t lint lure In liul hoi liol lint liol You arc fading rather wearylie an oft- recorded tab- Ami you fancy truuhln'a dcnmiia all are camping mi jour trail. Till you hurl tlm man f laughter, with lil cheery liol liol lull Ami, iime way. a ymi listen, all Hi tiaiiiitluit driiiim gill Thru ymi ruw this uM planrt I a place of Joy an. I fliir. Ami thrre'a plrs.ure In reflecting Hint yuu now an' Using here Ami you wimlilii'i fr a fortune loe your grip no tlihiK below All because yuu bear the inuilc of a ringing liul hul liol Two angel walk upon Hie earth, walk daily t ami fro, Tl.a one it rlail In rubra uf wlillr. the 0110 In iiarh of wur. The tolee of 11110 I laughter; the othrr'a N a algh. Joy la the one; the other woe; for eoiila of men they fie; And the our come running, runnlnc. aummunnl by Hie ullrhliii- Of the rippling iintr of laughler that the tplrlt'a rapture trll; 11 one uie oinrr straight I driven from Hie auiil It haunt below lly the ringing and the lilting of a hot liol liol liol liul We all lore the music of a cheery, hearty lanclt To aplrlta liowed nlth trouble 'tl a hvarrn-glren atalT Hut our burtlru aeeni au heavy aa we pa theiii In review That we often let another do the laugh- lint we' aliuulil do; At any rate, It'a an with me, fur I'm of brittle clay, Ami haply It mt with you, although I do not any; Ami ao, prrt'haiit'p. you'll Join with me, thla one houiiii't to throw To the man who bring u blelng with hi hot ho! ho) ho! ho! New York Time. Ilounil 11, Hoop tho (Hrl, Mr. .Suburb I think Mr. I.awnmnvr mil"! have a elrl at Inn. .Mr. Kiil.urh Why? Mr. Huhiirb I hear her giving soino one a lemon on the plnno. lovel of tiiirrnaonliiK Inatlncl" In tho The derrick lau't Ininilaoinp, hut It tiliI world aa la popularly atippoaed, lina an uplifting Influence. I'lillailul A (? of Interpretation. Willi t alllll wn do Willi Mitt ret.. rii.y Are "ovrriied by lri.lli.cl, hut 0ncr?" tlcinatiilcil the pokemati of the That l.iatlmt 1.1'leall.le. ,,. ., .... ' . ,,,,.,.,.. The recent Kngllah writer, Itlchnrd im.to to tho preaenco of hi majesty ICenrlon, anya (hero la "no audi ilendlnnil learn III wish," phln Itrcord, New Vcnr'! l'lrt lletolutloii How nra you feeling? Hecond Itowiltilloii Hroki.. Life, I'nther (from lop of staircase) Uthel, la Dint young 1111111 KoneT Uthol Awful fiiimy, pn, (Irlt. The royal clininlierlnln litirrled to the preaence end ImiwmI lilmaelf thrice to aim in- en-mi m oiiao inn n-iiuirK iiion the floor, 'llien ho naked thu tnon thu fact Hint ho found cerlnln of tho ,rcli'a pleaauro rcKnrdlnit tho deaperato otiunw. cnvlllea or liolea In a liny rick where pnrrow rooktil lined with fenthera, 11 nd otlier not lined, write John llur rough In OiiHiik. Hticli depnrturea from n level lino of Imldt na Uil nra couitnoii enough among all rrenturea I null net la not aoinetliliiK na rigid na "Do you think llnuka ever fooli-1 till Vail Inn: 11 i,u. ni n,.i nil,, . wife auccea.fiillyr "I know It. lie. chine, alwny tin. aaine. The niilmal la omelhlng nllve, and la aiibjcct to the innrrled her." Detroit Fire l'rca. "What I worae than owing iiioiky you enn't pnyV" "HeliiK owed money you can't collect," Clevelnnd ledger. MlnaHnowflnke What did Jim Jnck aou git married for? Ml Wiinliluli Iiiwd only know he keep right on worklnl I'uck. Mm Do you think Hint a woman can truly lovn hut once? Ho Well If lliiit': the only elm nee ahe hna yea! Detroit Kreo I'reaa, "I'nim, will you aeiid me to Ktimpo to atiidy iiiiikIc?" "No; you can uttnly It here, mid I'll aend you to Curopii to practice." lloualon l'ot. "Never tell n aecrot, dear. It would lie n great hrencli of conlldence.' "Whnt inimt I do with It, iiiniiiimi V Well bring It. to met" Miuliiine. I ntlier Hut do you think you rnn innle my dnughter hniiiiy? Kullor IIuipyt Kny, you ahould Jtiftt haro aveu her when I propoiwd! Ilrooklyn Life. Mnimnn Don't lounge Hint wny, Toinuiy. Hit up like a mini. Tummy Why, innminn, men alt down; It'a only doga and rnhhlta that alt up. I'liHn dolphin l!ir. Tenipout Why are you ao angry with the doctor? Mr. Tenapout When I told linn I hnd a terrible tired feeling ho told me to auow him my tongue. Kxchange. Hoax They any the atillan of Tur key acarea hi wlvea nearly to death, Jonx Yea; I've nlwaya henrd thnt lie wn a harem arnrem aort of fellow. rhllndelphla Itrcord. Hmlgg There goca a man who hna done much to aroute the people. Hmagga Orent labor agitator, eh? Hmlgs No; innnufncturer of alarm clock. Chicago Ledger. Mr. Ilenpeck Thla pnper nya Hint married women live longer than alugle one. Mr. Ilenpeck iiraven. wom an! Can't you think of oinethlng plratant to talk about? Ilorrowed. I'reda He clnlma to tie related to rou. and aaya he ran prove It. Floyd ltelatrd to me? Why that mnn'a a fool, Freda Uf courae, bt(t that may be a mere coincidence. Illuatratrd Illta. Mr, llayrlx Them air Jnpa inuat be kinder hnrd up for aomettiln' tew read. Hnyrlx Why ao, Mainly? Mra. Hayrlx Thla pnper aaya they went an' took a lot uv Ituadan magaxlnea. Kxchaiige. Ncnrou Uld f Jidy (on teventli floor of hotel) Do you know what precnu Hon the proprietor or Hie hotel hna taken agnlnat lire? Forter Yea, mum; ho hna the place tnahoorrd for twlco wot It' worth. I'lttebiirg (Jnxette. Frenxled Flnnuce: The Farmer (ex citedly) Hny, Mlater Conatubhle, I'vo Jrat bin bunkeriil out uv every diirn tent! Tho l'ollceiimu (Irrltnblj i Well, don't holler to me, you come-on! 1 nlu't no lungnxlue publlaher! Fuck. Mra. Wntkyna Henry, I want n dob Inr thla morning. Mr. Wntlcyn Hreiit Ciicsnr. woman! Do you think Hint 1 am mnde of money? When you want law of variation, Inatlnct mny act moro ntrougly In one mini thnn In nil other, or na one animal may hnve greater apeed or roumgo thnn nnntlier of the aaine apeclea, It would be hard to And two live, creature, very far up In tho Hcale, exactly alike. A thrtiali may ttan much mud In tho eouMriictlon of Ita net,. or It may ue little, or none nt nil; tho oriole may wenvo airing Into Ita neat, or it may line only dry grnaacN nnd home hair; audi cnara only aliow variation In tho action of III' tlnct. Hut If the oriole ahould liulld a neat llko a robin or a robin build like a cliff nwallow, thnt would bo n depart lire from luMliict to lake note of. Or If the whlpHiorwlll and IU allied ape' etc In Kurope ahould perch ncroaa the limb luateiid of lengthwlae of It, or the wood duck rival In mnrhe and the marah hawk neat In tree, then. Indeed would the dead level of Inatlnct be rlo lently wrenched. Organic life. In nil Ita forma la flexible, tho habit of all Hie animal change more or lea with changed condition, hut the range of fluctuation In the liven of Uie wild creature la very limited and la nlwny determined by awkward circumstance nnd not by ludlvldunl volition, aa It ao often la In the cne of mnn. "Awny wlUi him," anld the king In n loud, liarah voire. Hut the chamberlain wna aomcthlng of n liumorlat and when he returned to tho iiiub he laughingly announced Hint, In regard to Hie mlifdolnga of tho prla oner. Hie king hnd auld only Hint It wna "n wny with him." Whereupon Uie moh reluctantly re leaed Ita quarry. Hut In trying to explnln the Joke to the ohtine king the roynl chamberlain became confined and completely lost hi brad. llallltnore American, Tho Mlauao orMgulle." "Quite" atrlclly menna "completely" and In rightly lined In audi aeutence na "Tho flower I unite fnded." Ha aecondnry meaning, "very." "to a grent 1 rL'a' ,!V" of H'e Hmca wna "the atirplu extent." hna the nutliorltr of irood popuinuoii,' DOUQLA8 JEflROLD. Rome of the Cauallc lietorta Had by llie Famom Wll, When n proy old Imro atopped Douglaa Jerrold, who waa hurrying ml urgent btialneaa along Urgent atreet.l with tho iiieallon, "Well, Jerrold, my! dear boy, whnt la going on?" "I nm!" retorted Jerrold, hooting pnat like an arrow from a how. AIo to contribute to a third ub crl;itlon which wan Ifelng got up for n recklean Oruh atrcet writer, Jerrold cried Impatiently, "How much doe the fellow want thin timer ''Well, thl tlluo 1 think Juxt four and two naught will put him atnilght." "Fut me down for one of Hie naught!" 1 A lawyer, replying to the tonat of hi lienlth drunk nt a dinner of artlata, atammercd out that he did not oxpeoi, Hie honor, an law could hardly Iw con- jj aldcrcd one of the orta, wliercuHn Jcr rold Interjected one word only, "Illnck!" 1 A clergyman who wna Indecorously nnd uncharitably denouncing the ioor for Hie number of children they bred wound up with the opinion that the) A jTLU 9 ers One dose of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral at bedtime prevents night coughs of children. No croup. No bronchitis. A Cherry Pectoral doctor's medicine for all affections of the throat, bron chial tubes, and lungs. Sold for over 60 years. I hT mH Arrt rhurrr reflnrnl In mr timUj for elrht yri. T!irla nrfMn equal 10 It for eftnah. M eota. pvrUHr for rlill-im"-llu. W. II. lluinm.Oh.il;, l at, All drxifKI.II for ' Night Coughs writer, though audi expreaalona "iiulle young" and "(pille hot" hnve n colloquial ring about them. There la, however, aprliiglng up of late the ntov enly prnctlco of employing the ndverh "ipiUe" with n noun . g., "julte n panic mailed." If an adverb can inml Ify a noun, where la the distinction between adverb nnd ndjectlve? A a matter of fact, the function of the adverb rem to be encroaching on thoao of the adjective. London He view. Mnrnrnnl IVhrnl. Poller' (Irani of Hill Wheat Hie Linil which laugh at drought and the ele-1 inenl ami pcwitivrly nioeka Black Hunt, ! tiiat irrnuie acorciu ,uf ' y'chhng M builicl. of fineat U heat the aun khinea on tier acre on good lit 1. t.. 1. ic. ti ' 1,. Ci ., ,., Mu., 1 w., 1 a., jio., apii. land and 40 to CO huxhel on and land! No rut, no inrct. no failure. Catalog tell all about it. KrtAn fhn hnuinlai nni.n ai H nun r 4 Jerrold nodded n hrarty Ayer's Pills at bodtlmo, Just ono. Hrnnchltl. Dip a amall iponge In methylntetl spirits and gently upongo the cheat and tbront with It several time a day. It will give almoat Imme diate relief and help to clear the throat. The Treatment of fiiinlon. nun- Ion do not readily yield to treatment, but I have found that the following method he been euccraaful In many caera: After bathing the foot, apply thl preparation: Tincture of Iodine, one ounce; tincture of aconite (made from the root, not the leave), two drama. Fut the liquid on with a cam-cl'a-halr brtiah and allow it to dry on. It may be npplled dally. A piece of wool ahould bo Inserted between the great too and the one next to It, aa thla will help to throw tho Joint In toward the foot. Onion for Cold. Do all mother know how valuable onion are a a remedy for children's colds? Never be without onion In the houar, nnd alao oil of aomc kind. Camphorated oil Is generally the llrat remedy to uae upon large amount you ought to let mu tho nppearanco of a cold. Warm a lit know Jl lioiir in navance. somcr Columbui, Ohio, May 30, 1 90 J. Six years ago I had n severe attack of Inflammatory Rheumatism. I was laid up in bed for alx months, nnd tho doctors I had did 1110 no good. They changed med icines every week nnd nothing they pre scribed seemed to help me, I'lnnllyl bo i;au the use of S.8. 8. My knee ami elbow joints wcro swollen terribly, and nt one tlmo my joints were so swollen and pain- 1111 tuai 1 couiu not ciosa mem wnen vllle Journal. Irnlo Hiuployer See here, yon young Hip Vnn Winkle, 1 only hired you yes. terdny; nnd 1 believe, on my noul, you've been nilcvp nround here ever lncel Hlrcpy Joe That's wlmt I though you wlahcd, air. Hero's your ndrcrtlHcment: "Wanted An olllce boy, not over HI; must sleep on tho premises." New Orleans Tlmcs-Dem-ocrnt. Kenittuky Mountain Hulionlii. Touching school In the Kentucky mountain hna never been may work, and It In a tiurstlon whether tlio long Mirroring dominie who atrlvr-s mentally nnd phynlcnlly with the fretili, uiieul oncned. I was no bad that I could not luru.1 nn t vi iifr.i..l.t tit ii I In I .flint, it move knee or foot. I wns gettinKdUcouN lm,Ilr ,lU vnTV ,,,. not t i,.,, llslr m ;;- ucd it, and to-day I nm a sound well man dlplomn thnt would admit him nt any nndliavonevcrhadnrctuniofthodlsease. : tlmo to nil the glories nnd privileges of 8. 8. 8. purified my blood aud cured mo mnrtvrdom. In n hind fitmouH for Itx t ...I- ' t ... , 1 ,. 1 . vi mi eevcic tut ui iwicuuiDusm nncr family rcttils. niiuuiinuiiy rnmiiini' wttn Ho nnd oil tlio chest nnd back (na tho lung come na near to the back na to tho cheat), then oil tho nose nnd aolro of tho fret. Thla will often bo nil thnt Is necessary; but If It la not, make an onion aymp by allclng raw onions nnd covering them well with sugnr, and putting them In tho oven until they are well shriveled up nnd the Juice ex tracted, then give a teaspoon occasion ally. For older children make the syrup of treacle by allclng up on onion and putting It to boll In half a cup of golden syrup. When the onion la well cooked, strain, and give a teaspoonful of tho syrup na needed. If tho cold seems very tight, ronat onions, then lay 1 11 em on n napkin and pour warm oil over tliem.and put on the child's client. This ahould always ho tried In severe cases. JUST (.Mil 10c A.m THU JIOTICK to the John A. Slwr Peed Co., 1-a Croe, I., snd thev Will tend vnu fr a umnl. ui una 0 neai anu oilier farm seeds, to gether with their great catalog, worth (100.00 to any wide-awake farmer. F. C. L. The King or Mollu.sk. The king of molluska lives in the In dlan and South Faclflc ocean. He at tains to a weight of WO pounds, and the shell Is of the bivalve kind, uud the shape Is about the same a that of our common freali water mussel. The gl gnntlc Trldacna Is the largest mollusk known to have lived on the earth since the Silurian Age. It Is found on the bottom of the shallow parts of the ocean, nnd the lnrgc Indlvidunls hnve no longer Hie power to move about. They lie 011 one aide, and all about them the corals build up until King irldacna la- sometimes found In a well-like bole In the coral formation. St. Nichols ltetween Friends. Joe You look out of sort this morn ing, old man: what'a wrong? Fred Oh, family trouble. Joe Well, I'm aorry to hear that. Nothing serious, I hope? Fred I'm afraid It is. I had a misun derstanding with my rich un;le last night. Joe Indeed? Did you loe the ticket? nascnt, "Certainly, tho aiirpllcc popula tion!" There's one song lu tho Frodlguc,' cried a mimical liore to Jerrold, "which always cnrrle m awny." "Would 1 could sing It!" ejaculated Jerrold. A GUARANTEED CURE fOR PILES ,ltehtnr. IIIIM. IIWMInr or l'rrtnxl n Pllr-. iwiraiunwiwiiimunn monrr ir i'ii iiirtl Mh.V I" fau to euro you lu to 1 1 days. ioc. The Land or Gold. The Yukon territory, which prior to IhtlS formed n part of the Northwest Territory, litis an area of HKI.070 iiare mile, 1W1;K!7 being Innd nnd (HO wnter. Tho population I esti mated at 12,1X10, of whom 7,'JOO are American. It la purely n mineral country, and has produced since 18S.", when the output of gold waa drat re corded, to the end of I0O1, t'J7,0ir!,.V)0 In gold. Dawson, the capital of the Yukon territory nnd the residential and commercial center of what la com monly known as the Klondike, has a population of 3,500 persona of various nationalities, the Americans, with -l&0, forming 70 ier cent of the total. CASTOR I A for Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Signature of cki Third Hall. Eastern Sinn Visiting In the West Has the third mil-reached your town yet? Western Hon Sure thing! We rode a mnn out of town on Monday, another man on Wednesday nnd the third was rode out of town to-night. Yonkers Statesman. That's a Face 'Capital and labor ahould co hand In hand," remarked the morallzer. True," rejoined the demoralizer, "but the trouble is too many men are trying to get capital without labor." I $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this tianer will be tlejed to learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease thai science has been able to cure in all It stages, and that Is catarrh, llaira Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the lacdlcal Iraternlly. Catarrh being a constitu tional dltease, requires a constitutional ireat- lleollneil with Thank. Drihbtm Did you get a check for that poem yon eeut to Illank'a maca line last month? Kcribb! Ye, (lot It by return mall. Dribble Fnr how much? rVribblm Oh, not mneh; only three word written with a bine pencil. M. .J. SHIELDS Jfc CO. Growers and !tnrrters ot All Kinds of J niHM mill I'lelil Mania fry around, dtep-rootlns; grasi .ej.li that we will ruaranlea to row on arou I that will not produce cereal, or ny other kind ol arsss. vt 111 make crop of hay and nantnre all seasons ol the year. Address M. J. Shields ft Co., Mos cow, Idaho. $25 Per Day CAN UK MADE WITH Austin Well Drills Made In all atxra and1l7.es Writ for Catta, ok ana races BEALL I Go. Cert. Acts. 313 Comml Bit PortUod. Ore. Oniht Trsil "i fonoW th. . trail Irons Texas an overcoat when , , . cold, a wind coat when windy, a rain coat when It rained, and for a cover at nijht if we to bed, nd I wffl aav that I have rotten mora comfort out of your slicker than any other one article that X ever owned. (TVasaVM Utsl ftstdnM taW wriur ( tu aaoitciu4 Uv ay Us4h ailaTiilam. Wet Weather Oarmcnta for Ridlcff; WalUnr, Wotkinj, or bportlnc; TOWER CANADIAN CO., Umlted TOIOITTO, CUUSA "Yes.1 ilounlly let. out only an audible thouSbt. Jft 11 I foundation of thedtmj. aud siTlnsr the sun i Ktcr Notice It? rcmarLM the man who oocft'lmenU lUiraCAUrrhCuroliiaienlnternaUri r upon ins biuou anu mucoui yuem.tberebTdcitrojlnr tho dhuimim. aim sTiTinir in a na. 'Vlinr tm thnt mis.flja.1 t Tn a tlant atrenrth hv bnlldlnr ud the conlll'utfon tvith i M.Ki.a.. is.i.u land tsiUtlng nature In do tut Us work. Tho V.i. i V proprietors hare so much faun In Us curative It 11 edit. or to cut nn nrn.inintnnrn iwwers that ther olTer One Hundred IoUars ihnu It U to carve n stenk with a nstnu- lof' case that UfalU to cure. Bend Sot list runt kiUfe," espUInM the noUy thinker. 1 AddrS?. K: J. CIIEXEY i CO..Tolodo.O. - Bold by drupffiiti, 75c ' iVrmnuf nil j-Ourr-L NontsoriifEToitsness iiall's Family i Ilia are the belt. 1 nrr lint day's uiMuflr.lvlliu-'Btlrt'sit Nnu' v. I llL7ir'&r I Those Utiaslnn Names. 1 , i.iuHuiLiiv.i k .0 it niuus lu llllt. it i uniawittl 111 frauce for auy per- with tho intTtlUul7 son to kIvc solid food to infants that are under ono year old, unless on the prescription of a physlrlnn. Yen st Why, certallily.,4t ,1s. "Well, how la a man to talk about those Itussliui generals, then? You The llusslan Koveruuieiit has eatab- cnn't Icak their uauics without hav llshed half a doieu model farms tor the cultivation ot cottou In different parts of Turkestan. Ity countine thu hairs on a saitaro Inch of the human scalp, a Frenchman lias estimated that tho number of hairs on the head of the arcrnco mail Is 127,010, inc a mouth full! Yonkers Statesman, TlieUnii Inception. Mugg The Chinese claim to hare In- Tented nearly cTerylhinc. , Huge Well, judelui: by th way they wear tneir nair, tney didu t lureut foot .ball. everything clso had failed. I have rco coiumeuded it to others with Rood re sults. II. II. CllAI'MAtf. JJ55 Mt. Vernon Ave. The poisonous acids that produce the In. To Trails With Mexico. Accortlliiu to current reports, Can ada Is maklne a strong effort to build up n lnruo trade with Mexico. Tho Canadian government has a creed to Klvo nn annual subsidy of $200,000 In gold, nnd tlio Mexican government a subsidy of JI'OO.OUO In sliver, for n now tho seductions of "moonshine," and pushing. Ita politics to tho verge of rev olution, tractnhlllty In man or boy Is mt n ili;iriwtfirlfitl? Irult. Neither lire ti ,.,i, i., .....' steiiinthlii servlco between Meilm n.i .-7- i- , 1 , rr tliu uppiiiiiivi-n iwi iviiviiiiifi iiiiiuviwii. 1 - - : flamniatiou and pain are absorbed intothe ...ii,,,,,,!,, Tho llrat kcIiooIh hnd no Canadian porta, both on tho Atlantic Hood and RheumatUni can never be con. or .wl,',c- ' " llrst kclioola lutu no ouered till these are iieutrall,l f.l.iM"" x wiistevrr. aim uiemi 01 - .-- tered out of the blood and system. 8.S.& Wwr. smoolli boards of white wood roes directly into the circulation and at-1 were used, with tho Julco of onkluills tacks the illscoie Itself, It purifies and re- 1 for Ink. To-day tlio enuhunent of the stores the blood to s healthy, vigorous 0K BCiiool houses that dot tho creeks condition. It contains no poUsh, alkali or ,,,, nmoI1R Ul0 MU of ,ll0 A1m. Siyl erals, but isfnmr-' Inelilsiii wlhlcrnerts has not undergone M smteed enUrelr u very marked advnnco over thoso llrat VP vegetable. IWrits prlinltlvo condltlona; while tho native "Hk us and our physl- luimaii typo Is still characterized by a clans will advise Uio old-time carelessness, nonchalance, . VJ without mny nnd ict)rn tor tho trammels of latter Li OuVKfe. "V"-"0"' "ssBsr saB? matlim sent free. .Tbt Swift SpeolBo Company, Atlanta, Qa, aiJ.Mc.ni:.j.i.-aaw K."l 5"" .f t.. "."."i" "'irn ii in lima, pun dj orntiK", d rS.SJ EliTil -js tM a J ESMr-AjB If you can't go to call on a friend without finding a clue, Btay nt homo. If you can't walk up street without seeing a clue, throw yourself Into tint rlvor, Tho world would bo better o.t with every ausplclous-mliuloil person out of It, and ho shouldn't wait till tho ice 011 tho river melts, cither. lloxotl. Thoy wero returning from a husking bee. "And were thcro any red ears?" asked tho friend. "Oh, yes," responded the girl In the gingham dress, "I had two when pa caught that city fellow kissing rue." Kennebec (Me.) Journal. Much the Eler Task. "Mary, my love, things are so beast ly bad, don't you think you might have a try at making your own clothes?" O aeorge. pet, I don't think I'm clever enough for that, but I'll tell you what; I'll have a try at making yours T" Modern Society, The way of the transgressor Is hard on his friends. you Ilstt Ileen There HeTilrn. Forbrnnehlal tmuMea it. TM... rnM Messenger Hoy Here's a package for ?or Consumption. It is a good cough iu, air. . taealciiie. At driigfjlsts. price 25 cents. Weilderly SoT Whnt I It? Mwscnger lloy I'm not sure, sir, but 1 fJuar, Cans tit. I ilili.L- lf i,tPi,.i. ...... ...ir-' "isn"u 1 uuui ueneve mat nsn is - - " " i'"' jiii fresh lWh Voting Wlfe-Nonseuse! If, Juat-o.it the bill ...d tVlmhneudhlnra0 SL'V Ju" check for the amount to-morrow. ? "alt nt TO CURE A COLD IN ONF nAV ' 'i1 Prceeillng to explain the uses of -" "-' her auu nruiui tho mnmy if it rails to eur. n. W. i sked her class: "In what other way Urove's slanatur U on each boi. a Lcpuld an egg he hatched than by ptlttlni; Napoleon's Iiltis or .Imirnnll.t. unier hen?" A bright pupil replied: Tho worst recommendation that any "Yo" m,,J,,t '"u under a duck." man could have lu Napoleon's eytjs was Motherswlll fln.t"irs. wiusiow Boothlng to bo a newspaper writer. Bhortlynfter Byrup tho best remedy louse fvrjhctt children tho 18th Ilrumalro, Tnblo do rArnde, -"-""""" who was nlwnys a favorlto with tho li.i)l'ig up Treasures Kmperor, solicited nu appointment for The third bank of Japan received a 0110 of his acquaintances. ' 'dpfiotit of H.OOU yen, which will remain "What has ho dono?" asked Napo- for i0. years, from tl. Abo, dealer In Icon. "Ho has been n journalist, a coal and iVkj at Tokyo. Tho bank censurer, n giver of advice, a regent has contracted to pay tho sum of 1 of sovereigns, 11 tutor of nations, Tho l,'-'08,4l,17li yen at the end of SjO lllcetro Is tho fittest place for people years. Tho father of the depositor f of thnt stamp." Suppose Napoleon was a Jlurlklshn 111.111, and he himself I lived to-day, with his every thought was an Ico boy some twenty years nco. niiucipaieu 111 uio newspapers! Some lately tho rather lost a ship In 11 good .newspaper advlco might have sform, Tho ship had been Insured for saved him In tho Ittisshin campaign II.OOO yen. Tho money rccelvod from and later at Waterloo, New York the Insurance company was denoslted I'less, , lu behalf of his posterity, 10,000 Plants for (6c. aior Truu n lair ins aai v ii ansci nsy knsuiera oax'us vn sut sny wurr in AnticA. Tbr Is ron (or tliltu iVtm own orrr &,0J su tor tlie pr fllltlASS nt onr M BtrMtatsll 1S4MJ flu In anlmr ta ln.lncn tmi tn li ihi n.wa For tO Cents Pomtpmfd VIMOIIIIt. 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