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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 4, 1905)
Eruptions Tho only way to got rid rf r(mn1ftc nnrl .r4lm4 nrirr . K! WMWUMW WIWVJU, improvo tno digestion, sum- i.fjr.- it wuiu uiu luanuys, iivcr ana skin. Tho mcdicino to takois Hood's Sarsaparilla Wliich has cured thousands. THE "OHAKEOPCAnE" UIDLE. -I'ltniou iiikik Until "I Auction m mi .. u AirU-iiiiriir l,OBl. At Nolhcby H recently I he.o wan of. fer,.,l for ..! nil Imperfect ropy o tl... Illl.l.. printed liy It. Ilnrker In lillil till" New 'I'l'Mtiltlli'lIt ililli'il 1(111 Milili'li'Nit oicopt for niiuio MH. Ill hi rlj- tlllllH Of IIIIIIU Or ll'BM Illt'TCHt. Till) Illlilo belonged to V. Hliarii Ogdcti, of ItllKlioltin. Mnlieluwter, whuni K I it 1 1' 1 -fiillicr, n well-known collector of IiihiIih iniil prlnlH, liouulit It for it hiiv deign or two In I MM), mill In (it in tuned fir. for It. (In tlii levcron of tin1 tllln of Him NcW Tontniuonl In "Wllllmn HhiiLo Kpeiirc. mil," mill on tliu I'm) rover, "Wllllll. .NhuLiipcrt'. olT H, (). A. (Html fmil on AiiiiiI. IiIh I lllilt. llllll." Them lire niivoriil other Itmrrlptloh", mn lit IIiikh uluiwlng Unit n'vi'iilii'ii yi'iiii lifter Wiiilcnpeiini'H ilentli II belonged to Jolin I'ox, of Warwick. The eiilnl nguo ntnii miKgi'atii Home connei'tloii between Thulium Hull mill Jiune Hull, to whom, enrly In (lie eighteenth eentnry. tln lllblo belonged, mill Joint Hull, who married Hhiikopcnri''H daughter, lint no evidence on the point In forthcoming. The peillcree of the hook wnn re gnrded liy denlcru iik anllKfnetory. Ah to the 8hiikt'npiiire nlniiiituioii, opinion vnrlca within whle llnillii. The folio wnn Mnrteil nt nliollt f'iM. nud Mimi. reunion bought It on lieluilf of 11 n A merlon n client for $l,ou iiullit nn llllll ll mi wiih iiulMpntril. Heveml other clinoiU'n of the anhi room were nlnu lioiiKlit liy private col Iccloni for eonnlilernlile nuiim. "Ilnblu on t'rnmie." with the "further Ail entnren" nml "Hcrlnwt Itccollcctlnni," three volume, orlginnl rnlf, ninile f l.tlMl not very fur abort of the mi thor'K reeonl calnhllidicil In 1IKM; the 1 W.'. fnl In Hhnkeiipenre. full. $"ltl In the hlKhint mini ever olitnlneil for It ntiiler the hiiinmer-iinil "The Vli-ir nf Wnkellelil," 17TH. puMNIi,l nt ln . f I7.V IxiiiiIiiii Xewii. 0ipnneil to Mnrljr llrenkraala. The Nw Cook What tlin du you hare lirenkfnat? Mra. Hlnlililnwer At arreiellilrty. "Well, Ol'm aurry 01 cnu't l wld yr." Hnurt Set. A Wreokeil Idfe Wlnka Old (Iriiuea niinn to l nil tirnkn up. Jluka No wmitlcr. Ilia only aoti plnjra tho rnrra, nml Ida only dnuslitrr plitya tli banjo. WHj Ntioulil lie. (Jaaey Did yo tnke n vacation ihli rinr. Mike? CorrlKan ()l did lint. ()l wna nut oc atrlku fruui .May to Ootuliir. I'uck. It Iniii1 . Nlie Do you think Unit n noinnn ran truly love tint ninvT III Well. If llmt'n the only elinnrt lio lina ! Drtrnlt I trv rreaa. An A tit.rrvlnlnl. hold n yi .utar pliyolvl.iii nniiinl l'mvior, "I thoiiKlit I wna my L-rmi r'n Dr. Hut uiviirdliiK to Ida atnti'ineut hy IvttiT, It acvma that I am only Ilia Dr. Of tliu Ihlrty-rliclit Kultniin who lmv ruletl the Ottomnu I'liiplru alure the imoi HiiiHit of (.'uiiatantliioile hy the Turka. thlrtyfimr linvu illisl violent dentlia. The city uf Khi-meM' clinririn JIO .'.O fm rrriunthiE hi tlm city eri'iiinlnry ilia liixllen of renldi'iita nml f'2l for tliu hodlri. of uoii'renldi'iita. In n rrifiit enae In n I'nrla court li wna atntcd Hint tliu (Icfeiuhuit, n youiii: olllcer of cnvnlry, Imd apent "100.000 III II vo montha. The lucrrnaii of Cniimla'a export trmlo In 11HVI with Crent llrltaln over tliu United Hlntca wna Jli.OOO.tXX); hi IIHKI. fD7,(XXI,(K0. II.ivo been sufrcritijjfroui Impure IIIixkI tor many years, liuviue Iloils and olliei Kniptlons. II.itIiil' heard of S, 8, S. I de cided to try it, nml nm Kind to any that It lias dono tue ft great deal of good. I intend to continue to use It, na I believe It to be the beat lllood Medicine on the market. Cleveland, Tcun. W. K. DitTiCHS. I'or over fifteen yearn I have suffered more or lesn from Impure lllood. About a year ogo I had a boll appear on my leg below the knee, which was followed by three more on my neck. I saw 8. 8. s. advertised nml decided to try it. After taking three bottles all Iloils disappeared and i have not been troubled any since. Guo. G. 1'lUtTIO. 114 W. Jefferson St., Louisville, Ky. Newark, Ohio, May 3J, 1903, From childhood I hd been bothered with bad blood, skin eruptions nod boils. I had boils ranging front five to twenty In number each season. The burning ac companying the eruption was terrible, S. 8. 8. seemed to be just the medicine needed lu my case. It drove out all Impu rities and bad blood, giving me perma nent relief from the skin eruption and bolls. This lias been ten years ago, and I Lave never bad a return of the disease. Mrs. J. D. ATIIURTON, Write for our book ou blood and skin diseases. Medical advice or any special In formation about your case will cost you nothing. Tho Swift Speolflo Company, Atlanta, Qa, tili;lMolSMfill:llr ,8V..fi.M..l.,i;.. In tlm a OnlA h ilpiii-iiULaV Uwl fife mmmmmmmmmmmtmmtmmmmmmmmam '"" ."P.l- I ,WK),000 homo )W,.r f,. (.pclrlClll WOrk, UllOllt OIM third r it in the umicd Ktnu-M. .... . . .. . Henry 1'ndiN, wlm died recently nt Hun Kriuivliro, wnn tint Inventor of burlMtl wire. It In wild Hint he mnile n fn llliio from IiIm In vi'iillon, bill lout it nil In Ahiakn when liu went In Hcnrcli of wul J. Homo observer have doubted tho reality of N-riy. benunm they Imvu been tiiiiililu to wu lint hrlirhtcnlnit of n ti homihorciiccnt acieon. Mr. V. K. I Hnekctt now vliillim to hi, v.. iiiciimiml , )r,K,lU.n,ll((i llttntt vlr. nnd ,,,, ,,, ,, ,.,, ,. ..,,.... , .ri . ,...HH , llt nlll u nllent tnnliiK'fork .'I iter cent. AeennlliiK to I'mframir V. H. Trniik- lilt, the I t lluportiint llilimn to he counlderiil In jilnelliK nml uitjliatliiK " IlKhtuliiK'niil nro ii koimI Kroiind con nection nml ii direct pntli to tlm Ki'ound. 'fliln multer of itlrectueaa ,of puth In no vltnlly ns'inaiiry thnt In coinpnilnon with It the liiunhrtlon nf the rod from the IiiiUiIIiik, either liy nlr npnee or ulniw nupporta, In of mull Importuni'f. In fuel, I'mfennor rrmikllli hohln Unit "If the I'll I h In di rect there In no noil of Inniilntlon, mid If the initli In roiimlnlioul, effectlvu In nuliillon la not priicllcnlly feaallile." A curloiin motor not likely to he tint to prnctlenl one hnn hii'ii iIcvIwmI hy M. I.elMijer, n 1'rencli exierlmenter. After direful nenrch he hnn dlacuvcriil n atone enllml the douilti) of Auverifne In which wnlcr rlaea liy cnplllnry nl trnctlon to n height of four Inchon, 'Incline two niiinre nliectn of thin ntouo vertlcnlly In n liiinlu of wnter, he nun- peuila from tlieui plecea of niilticter Minkeil fuuKtin, mid henentli thin putn n Utile wheel with hlottlUK-pnpcr (mil dlen. An tho wnter pnnaca from tliu atone to the fiincna, the Intter wetn the hlottliiK'pnper on one aide of the wheel, cnnalUK that nlde to fnll. Krnp nrntlon then lluliti-nn the lower pnrt of the wheel while miother portion In mnile henry hy wettliiK, rotnttou Im- Iiik thun net up. the rnte rnryliiK with Die aln to nf the ntinoihere. Ill dlncuaatnir before the Kt. IMlln Acndcmy of Kclonce the orluln nml erolutlon of Klnna leiuten an nldn to eye- aliclit. Dr. C. Ilnrck contradicted home widely ncceptiil oplnlonn on thin nih Ji-vt. Tor luntnnce, he found, na the re ult of mi exnmlnntloii of hlntorlcal nuthorltleti, Hint to the lKyiitlmia, tho (Ireekn iiihI the Komnua Klni- were unknown. Thin In In'oontrn vciitlon of tho conitnnn ntntenieut thnt N'cro iimiI Klnnnca to correct Ilia iuiir alhtiilnca. Hpectnclea, Dr. Ilmrk ny, were III vented liy two Itntlmin, Armntl mid Hpllin, nt the end of the thirteenth cen tury. At firnt only convex lerwen were mill, hut nfter iiImiiH two centutien conenve onen were employed. Thomna Yottiik' dlncovernl tho line of cyllndrl cnl lonwn In 1N01, nml the nntmnonier Airy nidlel them for the correction of nntlicmntlam In 1H27. lllfocnl apec tnclm were Invented nml Unit, used hy lleujumlti Krnnklln In 17K. CLEVELAND AT HOME. I'luclil I.lfo of the r.i-l'rc.lilcnt In Princeton, N. J. I.unch nt Wentlnnd Is served nt 1 i'clock, when tho children return from school. Several bourn Inter, If the wenther Is duo, the cnrrlage Is made rendy, nml Mr. Clovelnnd with Mrs. Cleveland mid one or more of tho fam ily drlvo nhout the town or nlong ouo of tho mnny dcllxhtful country "roads In tho vlclidty. Tho lionHn nre bnyn. imd If not fust, nro snfe nud service able. Dinner, the fonnnl men I of the dny nt Westliiud, In served nt 0 o'clock. DurliiK the vvenliiK, If tins family U nlone, Mr, Cleveland Klvcs his time to his children until their retlrliik'-hour, or tnlkn with Mm. Cleveland. Very often ho reads. Tho ex-l'rosldent Is ileeiily Ititernrteil lu works of histori cal or polltlcnl chnrnctcr, but he occn Bjf.nnlly devotes nttentlou to n Kood novel or 11 work of lighter theme. If Riiests are ylsltliiK tlio house, Mr. Clevehind Is not nvcrsu to n pane of btlllnrds, nt which ho-shows u consid erable amount of skill. The routlno of llfo nt WeKtlnnd mores easily. ' It In a plncld, altogeth er hnpiy existence. Tho cx-rrcsldcnt In n prime fuvorltn ntnnug tho nclgh liorn, nml tho lively Interest ho takes In local nlTntrn, Including polltlon, hna emtetiriil 111 in to all Princeton. When ho wnlks nhroiul, which he often does, ho Is appronchnblo nud nlwuys ready for a tulk with miy 0110 who greets him. Mr, Clovelnud'H connection with rrlnceton University Is 11 source of considerable enjoyment to him. Al though not n regular member of tho faculty, ns Is generally believed, the sovernl lectures ho delivers each yenr In fulfillment of 11 lectureship bequest gives him n Hcmt-otllclul nttnehmcnt. Ho Is on tho best posslhlo terms with tho university Htaff, mid tho porch nt Wentlnnd often contains n gntherlug composed of such distinguished men ns Professor rrothlnghmn, tho emi nent nrchneologlst, and Dr. Van Dyck. For the pant fow years nn address to tho students by Mr. Clovelnnd forms a rcgulnr fenturo of commencement exercises at tho university. At these functions tho cx-Prestdont conforms to all tho rules of college eti quette, and nppenrs In n black gown, a mortnr-bonrd nml the gorgeous black-nnd-yollow bow of nn I.UD. Mrs. Cleveland also takes great Interest In college affairs, and alio Is, n conspicu ous figure in tho nudlcnco, Woman's Homo Companion. FRIGHTENED BY UMBRELLA, IH rat lined In the United Htntes Created 11 Banantloit 111 Htrsctn, How ninny persons know thnt llnl tlmoro Is tho American homo of tho umbrella; thnt uwny back In 1772 tho first umbrella ever seen In tho United Htntos marched through Ilnltlmoru town with a man under It; that good old colonial dnmen rnn for their lives at sight of It; that horses hopped fences nml tore wildly from meetlng- houso posts; that barmaids In yo Inv ert) rnn to doors and windows to noo the show. Yvhllo yo star dipsomaniac Hhoutcd with "much power and great rigor" thnt lio would novur touch nn other drop; that small boyn Ihrow clonus nt It, mid thnt Iho town was lu tin uproar? Yet such In history. A book lu I ho city library nnyn It In no, hencn It 'mint bo no. In fact, (hero In not Iho slight out doubt of It, for Iho night wnt'h (who wnn called night watch livcntmo ho worked In tho dny) sent In n riot cull mid re-enforceineiits wero only prevented turning out hocnusn Ihero wnn only one night watchman 011 Iho force In lliono good but hotucwhiit un certain ilnyn. It In to be regretted Hint the nm brelln wnn not mnile here. It wnn 11 forelKiier. Ihiiuiih It wan brought by 11 Ilnltlniorenn ou n Tlultluioro ship from Indln. Ituiigliio the figure tlm gentlemnn must Imvo cut lu the eyen of Iho p tilnce nn he meaiulered from the dock with the village giing nt III" bnck ami tho, vlllnge dogn nt Ids heeln. Them tn no record to show whether ho wnn chimed out of town 011 tho iimlnt old churge of being KinnMned of tho devil or wnn taken gently but llrmly to 1 1 j.- duckluu pool mid dropped In. lint whatever hnipened to I1I111 It In n very ginnl bet (hut he did not wnmler iiroiiud long without encountering n trouble fnctory of miiiio kind. Yet If ho lived It wnn to lniic.li. He lived to nee olhern ndopt the luitxirtol Inntrumi'iit which at Hrnt cnuned hi much apprehension. He nnw (ho Idei ex pa ml and bronden. Tho fa me nf th.) ltnlllmore ilinhrelhi traveleil to I'hlln dclphlii. mid M'in It wnn ndopleil liy the ipinkerH with much enlhunlnsni. Next It wnn heard of lu New York, where the Hollnnd Dutch, who had brought nothing with them from the other side but the ImiKUngn they npo'ie, uinrvclcd aiming themselves, nnylug, "Verily, thin In 11 good thing to push along." And thun from town tn town the utulirelln era re npreml, The hlcycli? mania of later yearn wnn nothing com pared to It. nml the "niito" crnie In not worth mentioning In the snme brenlh. Kverybody scrambled for an umbrella, liable erliil for them. They becmno the fnahlon. They beenmo Innepnrnblo from the vlllnge nnKen, wdio could not think except they walked and who could not walk tinlean they had their umbrellns under their nrinn or mny hap over (heir bends. The umbrella became a bnilKO of rank nml dignity. And nil beonune nwny bnck In 1772 n lone man wnlkcd through Iinltlmoro town carrying one, the (Irnt umhielhi seen In this pnrt of the world. U8E OF PIQEON8 IN WAR. Jwpuiicae Ituto Hcorrd 11 Hllcccna with Trnvcllnu; l.nfla. With nn iirmy on the imiri h the iuj of pignuts ns mesvengers hnn so fur proved n fnllure, nil experiment to get these birds to return to 11 loft continu ally on the move hnvlng been void of success, snys the Pllgilm. Japan ban, however, with tho tenacity of purjioso tor vthlch she Is famous, scored 11 suc cess with traveling loftt. Much lofts are stocked with birds us soon ns they are old enough to leave the nest, mul the birds nre kept confined within It until nun I red for use. Tho whole loft Is thun transferred to the military bnse, or temporary post nenr the sceiw of operations, mid the birds, then sev eral months old, nre given their liberty for the first time. Not bavins flown to miother locality, they quickly setlio down to their new surroundings, nn.l In n few dnys nre fqmlllnr with the country for miles around. Kvery ; IKirtunlty Is seized to give them addi tional experience before being actually used In tho service, nnd to keep opeu communications with nn advance col iiinn. or for scouting work, theso trav eling lofts have proved Invaluable. Should, however, the base of opera tlons bo ndvnnced, or n temporary post abandoned, tho birds nre nt onco dis carded nnd n new loft transferred to the altered surroundings. Hcouts, both mounted and on cycle. each carry from four to six birds In n bnmlKxi cnge. slung nfter the fashion of 11 kiinpmck nnd thus teports ur sent back without tho necessity of their leaving tlirlr post of observation I'or great dlstmicen two birds mny be down with the snme dispatch, but this is ncmoui rciuircii, me usual custom being to repent each nicBsnRo on sub sequent birds, so thnt the Dual pigeon liberated would not only carry Its own, but also n copy nf the mess.iKes sent by the birds first liberated. It must ba understood that the (light of the pig eon would be seriously Impeded wero It to bo burdened with nny great weight, nnd consequently dlspitches nre written on specially prepared slips. of rlco paper. Those, contrary to tlm general Impression, nre not tied round the birds' neck, but nro rolled and placed In n celluloid bolder, fastened by two clips to tho bird's leg, nnd nro thus carried closo under tho tall of the bird when It Is In tllght. The total weight of this carrier, which Is niunu- fnetured by a llclglutn firm, Is under four grams. Jowola, nnd tlio Wenthor. Tho up-to-date girl no longer wenrs her rings to match her costumes, but to match the wenther. During the hot summer she discard ed her diamonds nnd ruoies for to pazes, moonstones and turquoises. She declared the more nrdeut stones made her feel warmer than the weather. With tho nippy fall days she puts on her emeralds and sapphires. On a orlght, sunny day she wears pearls, but never on a gloomy day, for she says pearls nro nothing but tears, any way, and tlio combination of pearls and clouds would be too depressing to enduro. On rainy days she wears onals be cause they promlso brightness and clear dnys to como. Her rubles, gar nets and diamonds eho saves for win ter wenthor. Tho diamond In n good cold- weather stono, oven If It Is somowhnt Btntely, becnuso It Is constantly giving out dnshes of brllllunt color. Ame thysts nro nlwnys suggestive of thick clothes, and should bo wo-n Just n summer Is changing into, full. New York Sun. Thoso women who go on tlio theory thnt n fow minutes' waiting for menlj makes no difference to their husbands, hnvo another guess coming, The cheaper tho show, tho inoru it runs to pistols and daggers. Ayers Loslna your hair? Comlnc out by flic combful? And dolnt: nothlnc? No sense In that! Why don't you use Aycr's Hnlr Vigor nnd Hair Vigor promptly stop the falling? Your hair will begin to grow, too, and all dandruff will dis appear. Could you reason ably expect anything better? "Avar's Malr Vlanr la fl anwm llli tnm t l.-lr falllit uul rr IjmiIIv. I,nt Hi lllr Vlar tinvv II and mw nif lilr l all iislit,'- W. o. touauon. IJodnj. cl. flH tmllta. for air Nollilug Too (Jimil. In the reniule fastnesses of the Southern mountiilns there are many cabins lu which sugar, even of the un refined variety, In unknown. Most thine L' iinswecteneil. but for eape- clul occnslona there In reserved n Jug of molasses or corn syrup, kuowu fa miliarly as "long sweetening." It was In such 11 cabin thnt an Itin erant preacher wan called upon to pass the night. The mountaineers were de lighted nt the honor of entertaining such distinguished company. When 1 supper time came, the usual repast of biscuits and frizzled pork won Increas ed by the addition of boiled potatoes. Hut when It came to pouring the cof fee, the hostess was lu her glory. Hhe produced a demijohn of "long sweeten ing," and filled tho minister's cup more tlm 11 half full of It The minister viewed this proceeding with alarm. "There, there, my good woman," he protested, vehemently, "that will do. that will do! No more, I beg of you!" Hut "my good woman" mistook the cause of his protest. "Lawvy me!" she exclaimed. "Don't be worrited, parson. Why, all 'larses ain't too good for the minister." Motbtrawlll tlnd Mra. Wlnitow'a Soothing Ryrup the beit remedy toute (or tbclr children during the teething period. All's Fair In Ijove. Minn Million So you know Miss Tip top, (lie belle of the season? Mr. Slmrpwlt (nfter Minn Million's heart, baud and bank account) Oh. yes; she and I luovo lu In ah much the same set. Minn Million Hy the way, here comes Miss Tiptop now. We will meet her face to face. Why, she did not ricoRiilio you. Mr SU,ni-U-l CI,. In,.-. mtm tUnt way 'wheu I'm with a prettier sirl than she la. ftometlilnic Htlnple. Patent Ofllcc Clerk Your machine Is so complicated that some part or other will be sure to iufrliiKe on some other invention, and make trouble, with no end of court coats. Poor Inventor I can't afford such ex penses. "Hadn't you better try somethini; sim pler at first. What is that in your other hand?" "This? A bit of wire I picked up in the street. A button is oil and I'm rolng to use It to fasten up my suspenders." "Well, we'll tlve you a patent on that." Its Would Like to Know. A Japanese of an Inquiring turn of mind has recently addressed a note to the Ylllago Improvement Society of South Oraiine, N. J. The subject of his Investigation Is one that Is fa miliar to most parts of the world, but no doubt the community of which the Inquiry Is made will feel flattered by thin evidence of Its popularity. The honorable of the South Oranges nre usked lu what way they rid them selves of him the much troublesome mosquito? How do they approach him lu his house among the reeds and marshes, so as to remove him effec tually from the dangers that bo does to people of good minds whose skins lie must puncture? All this I would like sb much to know. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES llclilnir Ullnit, lUrfsltne or Protril lng IMee. Your ilruslalH 111 n-ruiiil monpy It r..v. OINT- .M1..M Inn u turo yuu la tu 14 da). aoe. Htruok Through. Herr Argelander was one of Ger many s most distinguished astrono mers. He was greatly loved and nd mlrcd by the younger generation of students, both (iennan and foreign, ninny of whom were proud of having had him ns their preceptor. Among them, siiys Dr. Ncwcomb In his "Itemlnlsccnces," was Dr. 11. A. Could, who loved to tell this story of the professor's wit: When Dr. Oould wns In Oermnny as n student, ho had abundant hair but no benrd. On Ids return there from America, years later, ho had grown 11 heard. am had become completely bald. He entered Argolnnder s Study unan nounced, nnd tho professor looked blankly up. "Don't you know me, Herr Profes sor?" asked the visitor. Tho professor looked moro closely. "It's Gould!" ho cried, nt last "It Is Gould mlt his hair struck through I" 0 For the Study of BOOKKEEPING nit SHORTHAND is Important. We can show results, for every one of our graduates arc employed. Write for our Catalogue HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE Y H. C. A. BUf, PORTLAND, ORE. She Do you believe thnt Ignornncs In bllnn? Ilo (naively) Why ? HI10--You seem so happy. Yale Itecord. Nell How do you llko my new pho tograph? Hell lively! I never should have known thnt It wns you. Homer vllln Journal. Hook Agent Now, nlr, enn I sell you nn encyclopedia. Old John Non, I don't think no. I'm tew old to rldu now. Punch. He After nil, you know, there's nothing to imt n goid musical com edy! Hhe (hesitating) No; except, perhnps, Khnkspenre. ISxchiinge Ooodwlii I hear you cave twenty flvo dollnrn to help repnlr the church? flrnsplt You linve been misinformed. I merely subscribed that amount -(lilengo News. Friend Why do you nllow your dnughter to bang the plnno so hard? Papa I'm hoping she'll cither siirn.ii her wrist or bust the Instrument Chicago News. Ko you were nt Mrs. .Mnrrnblo'n dinner yesterdny. Klonnle. What was the menu like'" "I really cun't tell yon, for I didn't tnke any. It's a tiling I very seldom toch." Teocher I suppose you know, Hor ry, that In keeping you after school I punish myself ns well ns you? Hnrry Yes, m'm; that's why I don't mind It. Itoston Transcript. "No, I won't give you n piece of my apple," snapped his sister. "You mean thing!'!' said the boy. "Wasn't It n.e thnt spoiled the plnno, ho thnt you didn't have to practice for n week?" Krnlc Uusslc Hnpp snys If I refuso him he will go away nnd Join either the Japnnese or Itusslan ntmy. Hello Then nccept him. Thoso nations hnvo enough trouble already. Chi cago News. Harold Did your charity ball real izo anything for charity? Dolly Well, rather. Old Jabez Gotrox sat in a iraught, got pneumonia, died next day, nnd left ten thousand dollars to an or phan asylum. Puck. Miss Peppery She says you appear to have a habit of telling all you know. Cholly Fawncy! ! Why ! nevab met her till lawst evening, and then only for five minutes. Ml Peppery Well? Philadelphia Ledger. "Yes, he began here as an office boy." "And, I suppose, mastered ev ery detail of the business, so that be could ta'ke chnrge of tho grent estab lishment" "No, be married the senior partner's daughter."- Exchange. Simpson Williams has always a ood supply of nice fresh eggs. How does he get them? Thompson His neighbors all keep fowls and never lock their fowlhouse doors. Simpson Ah, I Bee! Poached eggs, eh? "Shall I get off this end of the car?' said a lady to the conductor on 1 Santa Ke train the other day, ns It pulled into Topeka. "Just ult your self, madam." said the conductor, "both ends stop." Topekn Capital. The Parson I Intend to pray that you may forgive Casey for having thrown that brick at you. The Patient Mebbe yer rlv-rence 'ud be saving tolme If ye'd Just wait till OI git well an' then pray for Casey. Brooklyn Life. "He poses as a reformer, doesn't he?" "Oh, he's worse than n reform er. His Ideas would upset the whole ,, ,, ,,., nr, He says If he had his way he'd put In Jail every body who ought to be there.'" Phila delphia Press. "You can't keep a good man down." said the boarder who has a mania for miotntlonB. "Unless," observed the fluffy-haired girl who typewrites be cnuso she needs the money, "he has a sent In a crowded car. Then you can't get him up." Chicago News. Mrs. Jones I think It's the most ridiculous thing to call that man In the bank a "teller." Mrs. Johnson- Why? Mrs. Jones Hecause he simply won't tell nt nil. I asked ono to-day how much my husband had on deposit there, nnd he Just Inughed. TIt-lllts. Young Lady You are n wonderful master of the piano, I hear, l'rofessor von Spieler (hired for tho occasion) I blay nggouipnnlments zometlmes. Young Lady Accompaniments to sing ing? Professor voji Spieler Aggom- pnnlments to gonvcrsations. New York Weekly. Mrs, A I bee Of course, you married Mr. liebee for lovo? Mrs. Ilebeo Well, yes, I suppose you would call it Unit I married htm to protect htm from no less than tlireo widows In our street, If I hadn't snapped htm up, ono ot tbcni would have been sure to get him. Itoston Transcript. Senior Partner What title shnll wo glvo our new beauty book? Junior Partner How would "How to Ileeotue Itenutlful" do? Senior Partner Don't believe thnt would make a hit with most women. Junior Partner Then we'll call It "How to Contlnuo Ileau tlful." Senior Partner Ah, that's the stuff! Pittsburg Post That was a.splendld back fall you made lu your death se'eno last night," remarked a young member of tho company to the eminent trngedlun. Tho latter looked ut tho flatterer with a suspicious glare. "Yes," he said, "and I'd llko to lay my bands on the blithering Idiot who soaped tho stngo floor." Cleveland Plain Denier. It Whs u Htnyer. "Yes," Bald he, letting out another notch beyond tho speed limit, "tho au tomobile hnB como to stay." Then tho machine slowed down, gave a shuddor or two and a dry, rasping cough and Btoppcd. "You wero right," said his guest, a fow hours later, as thoy trudged weari ly Into town. Houston Post Sotno promoter might earn tlio un dying gratitude of bonrdlng-liouso pa trons by organizing n hash trust and boosting Its prlco bcyoud tho roach ot the masses. SISTERSJF CHARITY Uses Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca tarh A Congressman's Letter. In every country of the civilized world Sisters of Charity are known. Not only do they minister to the spir itual and intellectual needs of tho charges committed to their care, but they also minister to their bodily needs. With so many children to take care of and to protect from climate and dis ease, these wise and prudent Sisters have found I'eruna a never falling safe guard. Dr. Hartman receives many letters from Catholic Sisters from all over tho United States. A recommend recently received from a Catholic institution in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: Dr. S. It. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir: "The young girl who used the i'eruna was suffering from laryn gitis and loss of voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and alter further use of the medicine we hope to be able tosay she Is entirely cured." Sisters of Charity. The young girl was under tlio care of the Sisters of Charity and used I'eruna for catarrh of the throat with good re sults as the alxive letter testifies. Send to The I'eruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio, for a free book writ Difficulties ofAnthorshlp. Struggling Author Eldora, can't you ' keep that baby quiet for about two min- i utes? Ills yells are enough to drive one 1 wild. 1 Wife No, I can't I've got to finish , the dishes', and knead the bread, nnd mend Tommy's clothes. 1 Struggling Author Well, anyhow, you can make Johnny and sis stop their racket, and close the windows o there won't be so many smells coming in from the neighbors, and lock the doors so those heartless bill collectors can't get In to, annoy me. I'm writing an article on "How to Be Happy, Though Poor." For bronchial trouMes try TIso's Cure , for Consumption, It Is a good cough -medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents. Simple as A. It. d American Father How Is this? Be fore your marriage I asked for some proof that you had credit abroad. You immediately drew a check on a Paris bank for a large sum, and It was hon ored. Now you tell me you have not a cent to your name. I reiieh Count (Ids son-in-law) Not a centime. How did that check come to be paid. then? Explain that." "I previously had informed zee Faree bnnkaire zat I vas engaged to your daugbtalre.' TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Ijuatlve Bromo Quinine Tablets. Altdruir gtsta refund the money If It tails to cure. C W. Urove'a signature u ou each box. Z3c A Smalt Favor. Young Wife (time, midnight) Quick! Quick! Wnke up! I hear some one down stairs. Husband (sleepily) What do they They're cake box them to seem to be doing? Wife Hark! Hear that! In tho pantry. I heard my rattle. Husband (wearilyl Tell please not die lu the house. PITQ Permanently Cured. Xofitsornervouanesa Tl 10 anerHrstdi.y'suseofPr.Kllue,sUreatrve Restorer. Send fitr at 9 H hitt-n tM.,i. Ur.lt. II. Kline, Ltd., Ml Anh L, rblladelpbla, 1'a. Wheeled Saucers for I'lautau For tho woman who kct-p.s houio plants there are n growing number of conveniences. Kor lnrgo and heavy plnnta n fiber saucer or tray ou wheels will bo found of special tidvnntnge. Not only do theso hold the pot high enough from the floor to keep thu moisture from Injuring the carpet, to-. quirlug no other stand for thnt pur- pose, but they facilitate the moving of even the heaviest plant with no Injury to tho plant, carpet, or the mover. New York Globe. INDIAN ARR0WS.5PGAliS AND Pll'USvianted I will par cuh for all goodreltcs of stone. Fend outlluesof what you have and get II. P. HAMILTON, Two klvere, Wlscoatln. OREQON ST. HELEN'S HALL A GIIU,'B SCHOOL OP TIIK lllflllKst ChABS corps o teacbei a. location, build lng equipment the besi. Bend for cat alogue. Term Opoas sontembur IB, 1004 ten by Dr. Hartman. Tho following letter Is from Congress man Mcckison, of Napoleon, Ohio: Tho I'eruna Medicine Co., Columbus, 0.: Genltcmcn; "I bavo used several liottlai of Tcruna and feel greatly licn cfitod thereby from my catarrh of tho head, and feel en couraged to believe that its continued use will fully eradi cate a diseaso of David Meeiiion thirty yeara' stand- ing-i'- -David Mcckison. Dr. Hartman, one of the best known physicians and surgeons in the United States, was tho firet man to formulate I'eruna. It was through his genins and perseverance that it was introduced to the medical profession ot this conn try. , If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of I'eru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case and he will lie pleased to give you his val uable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of the; Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0. 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