Get Rid
of Scrofula
' lliiiielina, eruption, lurininiimlliiiiii, mro
lip ul llio rjri'lliln nml car, ill ti l tSi
Initio, rlrkrl, ity-t.ilft, catarrh, wnntlnu,
nrn only aoino of tlio trouble It cnup.
It I it very nrtlva evil, making linvoo of
tlio wliolo system,
Hood's Sarsaparilla
ICrnillrnlr It, rurr nil II iiiaiiiruitntloni,
mill tm 1 1 it i up Hi" wliulu system,
Acct'tit nu sulistltuln.
A Huliolm- Atlvlrr.
Tim Urrmiin 1 1 iHt or In n, rrofi'mnr
I'lii'iiiliir Miiiiiiiini'Ii, win noti'il fur thu
facility vllli wlilrli lut nniilri'il Inn
JllllKt'l. Tim tiniKiK'H if liHiilern Ull
ropu ii m well nu tln i'tiiHfili'H worn In lilm
nut hIiiiIIch, lint lliu rnmlllnr tuulu of
III ilciiilly wmlt.
Am Aiiii'rli-uii reporter who wnH In
IcrvliitvliiK lilm n tuvr ypnrn nrjo iiHki-il
In Imvii u pcrlnlii rcfcri'iico put Into
IIiiKllali, a h liu illil not rent, (leninui
Well.
"Not ri'nd Omnnn wi'HT And yon n
lournnllHt?" exi'lnlinnl Urn xnviinl. "I
Jo not ki'o how It In ihmnIIiIo. Yimiiik
mini, (liTinnn In ono of llio four iiim-oh-sltleit
for n nliiili'iit. Tho oilier tliri'o
iro :iikIIhIi, l'ri'iii'h nml Itnlliin. Willi
out lliciii yon can tioviT know tho ton
floury of minimi thoiiKht. If you hnvo
Ilium not, do not rent until ou Imvu
li'iirni'tt them nil."
Mr. Attxa'a Opinion,
Alpine, Crtl., Junu 0, Mr. T. M. Al
lii'o, our pontiniHl(ir linn iixprciwil mi
opinion Imbmi on I In own iitpurlumu
which will no ilrmlil I.hi of Intcii'nt to
many. Mr. Allico In n man nt Ivw
woriln, lint liln Moll known t nitti f it 1 1
iiwit nml iiprlglitnuM ol clinrnrtiT nihln
in lie 1 1 weight to nuy statement ho
innki'H. Ilinnyn:
"Thu llmt box of DixM'n Kl.lrn y l'illn
tlmt I tiacil roMvlninl mo of thi'lr good
iiuvlltli'n nml I unixl altogether four
lioinn with llio very beat reaiitta. I can
heartily reeoioineml thin remedy."
Thin voluntary eiprernlon of opinion
will ilouhtleKH IIihI nil echo In ninny
liouien In ('alifriuilit for Dixlil'n Kidney
I'll tn luivo been making noiuo nilrani
Ioiik iiiri-M in lliin nlnlu.
I'roin the evidence, nlrendjr pulilinlied
It deeinn nnfo to conrludo that thin med
icine. Mill bo found to lio n puilect euro
for Itheunintlnui, Uilnnry trouble,
Jlitrkneho anil nny nml every form or
symptom of Kidney Complaint.
Tim Mntuullnn Wny.
Wife lluvt nuuilicr ptvco of calto,
Jolint
IluibnnJ Ho; I don't Ilko homo-made
cuke.
Wife Hut (lit Isn't liomo mado; I
bought It nt n bnko tliop.
Htialiaml Oh, ou did, till Well, I
knew llicro wo something about It I
didn't Ilko.
IMPORTANT TO TMKI!SII!!KMl!.N.
An Account nJ Note Hook ol 25 Pages
Suit Tree to Any Aililrcaa.
Tho A. II. Averlll Machinery Co., of
I'ortlnnd, Ore., whono ndverllnemeiit in
to bo found uIkuh hero in thin publlra
tlon, Imvu prepared for dinli lliiitlon
niuong thrcaliorineii n threnhermnn'r no
count noil nutu book of i!5 pHKen. Thin
bonk will bo untiled to tlircidiermcn
freef of charge, by addressing thu nboto
nniiiod company.
In n lloi.
Old rriciid Scenn to mo you nra
pnyliu; our took pretty ml ft unKv.
JIiiimiiii - Hino to. If I don't alio'U
Icnte, nml then my tvlfo vt 111 do tin
roukliiK licmi'lf.
KcclcV LI0UOR-HORPHINC-T0DACC0
'iTre H1DITS PERMANENTLY CURtD
f-'lf r on run. paatiojiaM
iftawil WlrttUVIKlTinm PORTLANP.Owr,
IliiniiliiU i:iponca.
MUtrcaa Want moro wniccal I
thought you vtero bcluif very w ull pnld,
couildcrliiE that I do about half llio
work.
Dumratlc You forget, mum, how
much It roata tuo for adrertlalu' for ucw
altuntioua.
Thero t morn Catarrh In thla aectton ol tba
Country than all oilier illaeeaea put tnaetlior,
nut until itmUitfaw jearawaaauepo'i'd luo
Incurable. Fur aiirratmanyrearnluctori .ro
nouiu'. il It a local illwao, and i.rocrlbtilloral
toino.Htn. and by oolutanllr lalllng to euro
alth local truatraont, pronouueod ttlucurablo.
Ick'ino lin proYi'ii catarrh to 1k a culm lu
lloualdlaoaio, and tliaroloro requlrraconilltu
IliMialtreaiiiient. Haifa Catarrh euro, maiiu
laclllrcd by I'. J.CIirllor A Co.,Tolf.do, Ohio, la
Iho only oointltiitlonal euro on tho marlal. It
la taken Internally In dowalrom loilroi to
leaaiHUuifut. It ai taillroclly on tho blooil anil
in no iui aurlaccaol tho ayitoni. They otter ono
Hundred itollara lor anjr cano It lalla to euro,
end lor circular ami iMtlinonlali.
Aildrraa, K. J. t'llKNKV A CO. (Toledo, O
liall'a rauiliy l'lll are tho belt.
AlKy'a Ambtllon.
Algy Aw cun you aparo mo n fow
bundled to wuii ornh to I.unnou?
Kntlier Wliut'a the objoct7
"lf."
"(iood! It you Icnrn liow to play Eolf,
It mny "
"Oh, I don't wnnt to play It. I want
to Icnrn liow tn ptvonnwiice It."
Sometimes the hair is not
properly nourished. It suffers
for food, starves. Then It
falls out, turns prematurely
Ijray. Ayer's Hair Vigor is a
hnlr food. It feeds, nourishes.
The hair stops falling, grows
long and heavy, and all dan
druff disappears.
"Mr hnr ttm comlnjr out Unlblf. Im
ftlmoit afralil to cuiiiblt, jitit Ayer'i llfttr
Vitior iroiii)tlr toiit)i1 Hi fftllluK. nj alio
roitorutl tliu iiHtumi roinr." ... ...
At III. .i U, Ik. M AUW, i4iiuiui .1 w
at AA a linltl
J, 0. ATKUCO..
All nrnyawn frxt.
WIHll, Mill ,
111 CHRIS WHIM All llll rlll.
Li llo.t tii'Ugtl Bfruu. 1'n.lu. llixxl. Uaa
K1 in 0u- Ho'ilbrttruairuii-
i3
Ml
Ajjers
lair Vigor
Poor Hair
22
4 rd-H-.4A
GOOD J
ShortQtoHesl
Klrlc It Hliolbi, tho comic opera
writer, Iiiia ii aou nicial n, ktuiwn rua
"III1I," who In very fond of lib) fnthnr,
but hnn no llkluit for rxiolnty enpu
la I ly for mi uftiii'iioou ton crowd. Ill
nmUior ontorlnlned n lot of friend I
na'onlly, nml Illll wnn Um rantvr of
iidiiilrnUon. 'J'lio innn biMirxl lilm In
Iho nlr, ntul tho Indlen kbunil him to
nil of which lio niibuiltted xilltidyj but
whnn tho llrnt opportunity prcnontcil
ltii'lf ho eniwli'd tip Into bin fnthar!
nrmn, nml wild, In very wee, jilondluif
tniiiw: "I'lttlier, liit'n Ket out of thlfl)
nml hnvo n roiik'li hotina of our own!"
Koiuble, Iho nrtlnt, whllii nkutrhlnif
lu Uio iiiouulnliin of (iori(lji recently,
iunploytl nn nniftilnr "cracker" nn n
tnoiloL 'J'lio native, when nnkiit what
bin hour' work wnn worth, told ICntii
bln Hint ho UioiiKlit n dlino would ba
nlHiut ilKlit Tlio nrtbtt howol lit iti
Iho nkiik'liM, mid naked whnt lio
thoiiKht of tliein. "Wnll," wnn tlio
drnwllnif Mily. "nenmn to mo lt'
mlKbly puddlln' btialnotui for n man to
bo In, but j on intuit bo mnklu' nutbln'
out of It or you couldn't nfford to
throw nwny nvoney llkn Uiln fcr Jeot
Kuttln' it man t aUiml nround doln'
iwtlUn'."
"Ittlbo" Wnddell, tho bnnolmll plU'h
or, conceived Uio Iden tlmt ho would
Ilko to put In tlio nprlnx month piny
tttK on n colli'Ko tivim. nml nnki.l a
friend wlutt coumo of ntudy ho would
holier tnkn. "WiootliiK nnd flnlilnif,"
aald bin friend, wlUi nil evldcnco of
(erlouanean. "flrmt," it.ild Wnddoll;"
"I could jwuw Umt ny," nnd lio nnt
down nnd wrolg to tho dimn of ono
of tho ftiuUicrn ltiKUtiitlonn, lu regard
to tnklnif n "ahiHHItiK and IIhIiIiik"
coumo nt Ida coIIcko. Ho won pnlnod
lntur nt rccolvlnjr n Morn noto from
Uio dean, who UioUKbt Wnddell was
uinktiiK fun of htm.
Jnmoa V. Sweonoy, n XInnnnclmnnUn
Inwyor, lind nn n wltui'M a very ro
frncUry womnn, who, In answer to hln
moat iiollto ijueaUorui, would reply
ahnrply and ovnalvoly. Ilor meek nnd
huinblo Iitwbniid, who wna lu court,
looked much dUtrpfwiiI. At Inst, nt
ono of Mr. Hweoney's Innocent quoj
Uonn, tho lndy vindictively cried: "llr.
Inwyer, you nwdn't Uitnn you enn
catch mo; no, air, you can't catch mo."
With Ida moat pletuitmr, ainllo, Mr.
Biveoney rtwponded: "Madrun, I
lutvou't tlio llKlitrt delro to cntch
you, nnd your husband looks to mo rut
If lio was sorry ho lind succeeded."
A promlnout I'lilladolpblA educator,
In tolling of Ida early rtniKKlo, re
counts that bo onca tauirht school In n
dlatrlct whero ho kept bachelor's
lutll," Uio nolchboring farmers upply
Ing him with food. Ono day a youns
boy cntno runnltiK brenUilcmaly toward
him. "Hay, teetclier," ho gimped, "my
pn wnnts to know If you Ilko pork."
"Indeed, I da Ilko pork," Uio teacher
repUcd. concluding tlmt tlio very stingy
father of Oils boy hnd dotermlncd to
donnto noino pork to hlmi "you tell
your fnther If thcro In nnyUiIng In this
world Unit I do like, It Is pork." Bomo
tlmo trnaiptred nnd Uiero wtui no pork
forthcoming. Ono day ho met Uio boy
nlono In Uio aohool yard. "lok here,
John," ho tld, "liow about Uutt
pork!" "Oh," replied tbo boy, "tio
pig got well."
Timber tlint la Valuntilo.
Sydney II. Bhndbolr, of Woablngton.
Inrgoly Interested In a 130,000-acro
timber nnd plantation tract In tho
Htnto of Vera Crui on tho Coatiacoal
cos lllver. Is familiar with all tho pha
ses of tlio timber trade, and for sev
eral years hts attention has been given
largely to tho purchaso and marketing
of mnliognny. Spoaklug of mahogany
gonerally, ho said!
"Mahognny has beon esteemed a
very vnlunblo wood for moro than 200
yenrs, and during all that tlmo the
world hnn hnd substantially Its wholo
supply from Mexico, Honduras, Cuba
and Bnnto Domingo. Up to within
nbotit ten years tho proportion secured
from theso districts was about 00 por
cent from Mexico, SO per cent from
Honduras nnd 10 per cent from Cuba
nnd Snnto Domingo combined. Now
comparatively llttlo Is obtained from
Culm, and practically nono from Banto
Domingo. Tlio product of all of Uio
four districts belongs to tho samo spo-
.clcj, but thoro aro markod dlfferencoi
In tho fiber of tho wood from West
India islands and that from tho main
land. Tho Mexican nnd Honduras
growth Is of n bettor grado than any
other. Tho mnliognny of Mexico Is
worth lu tlio United States and Uu
ropo from ?S0 to ?100 por 1,000 foot
on tho nverngo. Tho vnluo of Indi
vidual logs, howovor, Is occasionally
vory high, slnglo sticks bringing as
much ns $5,000." Mexican Herald.
An Appropriate l'roaent.
Llttlo Mnry and Han had beon great
ly oxcrelsed over tho approaching an
niversary of tho parental wedding day.
They lind overheard to much discus
sion of tho subject that they suppos
ed that numorous presents would be
qulto tho order of tho festival, and
Han, with tho responsibility of his
cloven years, proposed that Uiey o
curo tholr own pennies and "buy n
nlco present for mamma and papa,"
Mnry glndly ngreod, and with groat
socrocy they made tholr preparations.
With a dollar they ran away ono day
nnd with much excitement mndo tholr
purchase, which was safely hidden un
til tho Important ovent camo off. Vfhon
tho presents wcro exhibited thctr's
proved no less Interesting than moro
expcnslvo gifts thoro was "a beau
tiful picture," as thoy both assured
their parents. Suro enough, thcro wore
two Hplcndld lions In a largo cage, and
undor thorn tho Inscription, "A Iifo
Sentence."
No Sympathy.
"You don't fuel any sympathy foi
tlio collonguo who was convicted of
grnfUng?"
"Not tho slightest," nnswerod Bona,
tor Sorghum. "His lack of honesty was
equaled only by tho primitive lnsufll
cloncy of hU moUiods." Washington
Stan
'i'liii Kind Von llitvo A I way H Itonclit Iiiim liorno tlio hIkiiii
tnro nl' CIiiih. II. I'li'tclirr, anil 1ms lircn iimilo under Ills
ii'iMiiiitl hiiihtvInIoii Tor over :t) vcarH. Allow no ono
o ilni'lvo you In tli Ih. C'oimlciTHlN, Tinlliilloim nml
.fiiHUiiN-irooil " nn) lint lixpiTliiiciilK. mill cniliiiufcr tlio
health ol' Children Kxiicrleiico hkiiIiihI Jlxjierlnieiit.
What is CASTORIA
CiiNlorlit Ih ii harnili'MH HiiliNlltiito for CitHlor Oil, I'nrrv
Kinle, Drops nml Hiiollilnir HyrupH. It Ih IMeaHimt. It
coiiIiiIiih Hell her Ojilimi, JMorpliliio nor other Nnrcollo
MibHliuiee. ItHiiL'olH lln K'laruntee. It iloNtroyn AVormi
nml iiIIiivh I'everlKhiieHH. Jl cun-H Dlnrrliivii nml AVInil
Colli'. It rellovcs '1'eetliliip; 'J'ronhleH, cures Oonnllpittloii
nml I'latnleney. Jt UHNlmllates tlio J'ooil, regulates tlio
KIoiiiiii-Ii nml Jlowi'lM, Kivlnir heallliy anil natural (deep.
'J'lio Chllilron'H I'liiiuccii Tho JIotlii-r J'rlenil.
Tlie Kind You Have Always Bought
Boars tho
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TMCCtNTAUsl eOMMfff, TT MURHAV TRIIT, N IW VOftR CITT.
Wanted nn Ksporlment.
MUs Do Style You must glvo mo
time.
Mr. I'onrrhnp rertnliily. 1 hnvo
nolliliii; but my heart lo offer you, nnd I
do not cxpii't )oii to decldo nt once.
"Then clve mo two or tlirco wecka."
"Very well."
"And In the inrnntlrno I wlah you to
allow youraelf tlrcndfully In lovo with me,
nnd I'll let folks aco that I am Quito
Interentcd In ou."
"Um wlint'n tho Idcn?"
"I wnnt to Bco how Mr, Itlclifcllo
tnkca It."
Mother will find Mr. Wlnalows'a BootWnu
Brrup tlio beitroiiiody to uio lor thctr cMldrau
durum tlio teoililngjo'lod..
Ncnrly nil negro bnblea are white
when born, nnd ao continue for wceka.
When n woman bn renrhed the ngs
of forly-tHo In Jnpnn, nnd la uumnrrli'd,
llio nutliorltlen pick out a huaband for
her, nnd compel tlicm to iimrry. This
pi no rnliuea tlio number of old maldi,
but forces many men to suIclJu.
Tho pcnlnaula of India, which In area
la nnlf tho alzo of the I'tilted States, has
n population of wIMJ.OW.OuO, of whom
'JOO.CHW.OtW nro farmers.
During the last deendo Aimilcnn ex
porta to Clilun have lucrcuacd sixfold.
Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of
warning symptoms
woman. She thinks
Lydia E PinkharrVs Vegetable Compound
"IlnAn Mns. Pinkham: Ipnoraneo and neglect nro tho cause of
untold female sufferinp;. not only with tho laws of health but 'with tlio
cltanco of a euro. I did not heed tho waniincs of headaches, organlo
nains, and genoral weariness, until I was well nkh prostrated. I know I
had to do somethlnfr. Happily I did tho right thing. I took I.ylln. E.
l'liildiam'u Veiretublo Compound faithfully, according to directions,
and was rowanled in a fow weeks to lind that my aches and pains dis
appeared, and I again felt tho glow of health through my body. Sinco
I liavo been well I havo beeilmoro careful, I havo also advised a number
of my sick friends to tako liydln 13. rinUlmm's Vegetable Com-
Jiotiml, nnd thoy havo novor had reason to bo sorry. Yours vory truly,
ilits. JUy Faikiunks, 210 South 7th St., Minneapolis, Minn." (Mrs. Fair
banlcs is ono of tho most successful and highest salaried travelling sales
women in tho West.) jivu- a
When women aro troubled with Irregular, suppressed or painful menstru
ation, weakness, leucorrham, displacement or ulceration of tho womb, that
bearing-down feeling, lnllammatlon of tho ovaries, bacltncho, bloating (or
flatulenco), general debility, ludigcutlon, and nervous prostration, or aro
beset with such symptoms ns dizziness, falntness, lassitude, excitability, Irri
tability, nervousness, ulceplcssncss, melancholy, "all-gono" nnd ' want-to-bo-left-alono"
feelings, blues, nnd hopelessness, they slaiuld remember thero Is
ono tried nnd true remedy. Ijydla 11, l'lnkham's Vegetable Compound
at onco removes such troubles, llctuso to buy any other incdlclno, for you
iioed tho best.
"After
with coso."
TTo other medicine for fcmnlo
such -widespread nml uniiiialllled emlorsonioiit.
Mrs. lMnlchaiu invites nil slclc women to wrlto her for ndvlcc'
Sho lias guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
tfPnnn FORFEIT If we cannot forthwith produce the original letters and aljnatnreaol
n 1 1 1 1 1 1 akova teitUnouuUf, wMcb will prove their atwolute cenulneiieii.
Signaturo of
Applying Karly Itoinrilr.
I "Why did you never marry'"
"I beenmc convinced In my youth
Hint tho prcvalcnco of dlvorco was be
coming a mennco to American Insti
tutions." Ilrooklyn Ufa.
I For bronchial trouMc try Tlio' Cure
for Consumption. It I n (rood cough
medicine. At druggbtt, price 25 cents.
I Contaminated.
I "Yon aro an authority on history, I be
lieve?" I "No," replied the scholar, sadly. "I
used to be before I begun reading his
torical novel." Chicago Post.
TITO rmantly c-orrt. jTonuernerrooawia
Jl O afUr flrildar UBori)r.Klln'iurairrr
iwitorrr. Hnd rir Trf-aSia trial boItlaandUMaUM.
In. U. H. Kllae. IAA..HV Aicb 81-. l-LllaaalplUa, tm.
Dono to a Crisp.
A small boy was undressing the oth
er evening before tho open lire In his
nursery, nays tho New York Tribune.
His mother gavo lilm bis nightshirt
and told him to hold It to tho flro to
warm.
Sho left tho room for a minute, but
returned quickly when Bbo heard tho
boy any to bis father:
"Papa, Is this shirt dono when It's
brown?"
will soon ' prostrate a
woman's safeguard is
"Deak Mns. Pikkiiam : For over two years
I suffored mora than tonguo can oxprcss with
kldnoy nnd bladdor trouble. My physician pro
nounced my trouble catarrh of tho bladdor,
caused by displacement of tho womb. I had a
lrequeno desiro to unnato, nnu m was very pain
ful, and lumps of blood would pass with tho
urmo. Aisonau uacicacno very oucn.
writhnr to you. nnd receiving your
reply to my lettor, I followed your advice, and
fool that you and I.ydla 12. rinUlmin's Vege-
tublo Coinpoumi navo cureu mo. ino
medicino drow my womb Into Its projier
place, and thon I was well. I nover feel
nnv naln now. and can do ray housework
-Mns. Aucb Lasion, Khicaid, Miss.
Ills In tho world has received
Mother Goldfish Where havo you
been, Wllllo? Wllllo -Only Juat around
tho globe, ma. Clilrngo Nows.
Kmcllno Hara nnd I can hardly un
derstand each other over the telephone.
Kdgar Well, talk ono at a tlmo.
"Know lilm? I should any sol Wo
are huabands-ln-law." "Eh?" "Our
wives were divorced from tho same
man." IZx.
"rlhe told mo that I might hope."
"Hotter look out! I'vo known girls to
say Uiat when they Intended to accept
a chop." Puck.
"Hmlth has lost bis job, and I'm
hustling to get him another." "You
nro; "Yes. I owe him ten dollars,
and I'm afraid bo'll bo needing 1L"
Puck.
Stranger Seems to ma this crowd
ed street Is a queer place for a hospi
tal. Native Well, I don't know. Two
trolley lines meet here. Now York
Weekly.
"How did you get your black eye,
Hambo?" "Well, boss, yer see I was
out a-lookln' fcr trouble, and dls 'ere
eyo was do fust to find It" Yonkers
Statesman.
Philanthropist Why did you change
tho title of "Tho Ladles' Home" to
"Old Ladles' Homo"? Mrs. Du Uoods
It was becoming too crowded. New
York Weekly.
Parker Wa'vo moved again. Barker
You have? Parker Yes; the chil
dren were so noisy that we couldn't
stand what the neighbors said about
them. Detroit Free Press.
Young lady I can always tell your
work the Instant I see It Magazine
artist (delighted) Can you, really?
Young lady Easily. The women all
look alike, New York Weekly.
"Woman Is naturally of a clinging
nature," observed be. "Yes," rejoined
his wife, "but she Isn't to be compar
ed with a man when It comes to hold
ing on to a $5 bill." New Yorker.
Sam Sblnbone Pse thlnkln' ob
marrying dat youngest Jackson gal.
Moso Johnson Don't do It nigger
don't do It Why, dat gal never kep
a Job for over two weeks In her life.
Ex.
"Bring mo some coffee," said Mr.
Nuroz, as he finished his dessert
"Demi-tasse?" Inquired tho waiter.
"Sure, If that's the best you got and
say, bring one o' them little pots full
of It" Philadelphia Press.
"You are always more or less skep
tical about what you see In print'
"Yes," answered the man who has his
own Ideas about things. "Truth may
be at the bottom of a well, but It Isn't
an Ink well." Washington Star.
Husband (of popular author) Do
you mean to tell me, doctor, that my
wife Is Insane? Doctor No, not so
bad as that but she Is hopelessly fool
ish. Husband Well, that's a relief.
I was afraid ber usefulness as a write:
was Impaired Life.
A prison visitor recently asked one
of the prisoners how he camo to ba
there. "Want" was the answer.
"How was that pray?" "Well, I want
ed another man's watch. Ho wasn't
willing I should have It and tho Judge
wants mo to stay here flvo years."
Tlt-Blts.
Footlnltt (energetically helping nt
bazaar) Won't you put In for a rafflo
for this cushion? Visitor Ob, no,
thanks! Footlnltt Of course. It's
rather useless and gaudy, and so forth;
and personally I think the design's
rotten. But do put In for It I Visitor
No, thanks! I made It! Punch.
Little Willie, who Is a Philadelphia
boy, bad been watching a dog chasing
his tall for three minutes. "Papa," he
asked, "what kind of a dog Is that?"
"That" said the father, "Is a watch
dog." Willie was silent a moment
"Well," he Anally said, "from the tlmo
he takes to wind himself up I guess
ho must be a Waterbury watch dog."
Philadelphia Ledger.
When the freckled gtrl toot a seat
directly across the car from the bright
child tho others were oppressed with
forebodings. But they had not long
to remain In suspense. "There'8 a
complexion with a pattern In Iti" ex
claimed the bright child, almost at
onco. Hereupon the others breathed
moro freely, for It was likely that the
worst waa over. Detroit Journal.
Mrs. Uousehunter This house docs
not seem to be very substantially built
Even tho floor shakes when wo walk
on It Agent But madam, this floor
Iser tbo very latest thing In spring
dancing floors. All the newest houses
havo them. Mrs. Househunter And
tho stairs creak terribly. Agent Oh,
wo don't make nny extra charge for
those patent burglar-alarm stairs,
madam. Chicago News.
Dick Say seen a letter of mine
lying around, gray envelope? Sweep
(stops making tho bed) Do you mean
a letter starting off, "Dearest Dickie."
and asking you to como down and
spend Sunday, and telling you how
lonely she has been all the week, and
endlug up, "Your own llttlo Gladys"?
Dick Ye es. Sweep (going on mak
lng tho bed) Then It's In your top
chiffonier drawer. Yale llecord.
Full Directions: "Your husband Is
a floor walker tn a department store,
isn't ho?" "Yes." "Then, why don't
you havo blm get up nnd walk tho floor
with tho baby when sho cries?" "1
can't wake him up. When I shako him
and tell blm what's tho matter bo
mumbles something about soothing
syrup tn tho drug department threo
aisles down, and then goes to snoring
again." Chicago Tribune.
llomunoratlvo.
"Well, Bobby, how do you Ilko
church?" asked his father as they
walked homeward from tho sanctu
ary, to which Bobby had Just paid his
first visit
"It's flnel" ejaculated tho young
man. "How much did you get, fath
er?" "How much did I get? Why, what
do you mean? How much what?"
asked tho astonished parent at this evi
dent Irrovercnce.
"Why, don't you remember when
the funny old man paBsed tho monoy
around? I only got 10 cents."
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For Dyspepsia and
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