Distress After Eating Nnuiuik between meals, bulchlnir, voin IllnC, llnlillonco, (Hi of nervous liond sclio, imlu lu tlin sloinncli, nro nil symptom of dyspepsia, mid tlio loiiffor it It iietflecti'tlllit) liardvr HJa luciiru It. Hood's Sarsaparitla and Pills Radically nml pcrmniiuiitly euro it strengthen nml tuna tlio slomucli ami other tlltfoiitlvo orKium for tlio natural jici rinnnco of tliolr functions. Afcrcpt no milmtltiito for Hood's. 1 "I linit iljspepala twenty. ne rears and took illflrrrnt medicines but not no help nntll I began taking- 1 !' Harsnparllla. Have taken four buttles of llila medicine anil cn now rut almost n;llilrif, sleep well, hare no cramp In mr itoniarh, no burning and no illstrcai.r Mm. Vii.i.mm a. lUnnrrr, l Oltirjr HI., rrorldrnre, II. I. Hood's Bnrsnpnrllln promises) to cure and kooua tho promlao. Ilia Yrtnrn. l'nor IVcliln (nliout to lio oiornlil en for apii-iiillcltl Doctor, licfurn )mi liriiln, I wish you would acini and have our pastor, tlio Iter. .Mr. Harps, come over. Dr. Cutter Certainly, If you wlsli It, but nli "I'd tike to be oponeil with praior." Life. How to Keep lloute. With all tlio luxiirlts nml pleasures nt thin lllo, ita enjoyments nml ita smaller vimifnrts, lliem Is an offset or antithesis which we, huvo to contend with In tho form of aches nml pains. In some wny nml by noino inrnna uvory ono hna n tom'li of them in aomo form at aomo time. TrlltlnK na aomo of them may Ik), tho rink la Hint thuy will ntow to noinothhlt lircater nml ruck tho aya trm with constant torturo. Thero la nuthiiiK, Ihercloro, of thla kind Unit no Imto a rluhl to trlllo with. Jiiken In 1 1 inn. tho worst forma of nchoa nml pain nro easily anl ducd nml cured hy tho frco ttso ol Ht. Jncoha Oil. No well regulated household ought to lio without u hottlo ol thla great remedy for pain. It la tho specific virtue of penetration In Ht. Jncoha Oil that car rier It right to tho pain spot nml effect" a prompt euro oven in tho most painful cflM'a of llhrtiuiallsm, Neuralgia, Kclnt Ica, l.mnlmgo. Yon vinnt It nlno In tho htitiso nt all times for hurts, cnta ami wounds, ami tho houmi thnt alwnya has It keeps up a aort of inaurniico a Kill tut pnln. Tliclr Very Heat. Ileal Kstnlo AKfitt You really ouiilit to buy tho huuso. Now, If you nml your wife wilt only discuss tho matter thoroughly l'eeUliain Oil, thnt'a out of tho question. Wo never discuss thine. Tho moat wo enn ever do la illsuuto about lliem. Philadelphia I'ross. $25.00 Howard. K. 8. Jackson, alias (1. K. Morgan, to., taking mibncrlptlona for Munscy'a ami Koattln Ktnr la n faker. 8ubscrllo tlwough iiiilliurlnxl Hlur agent. Above reward for causing his nrreat. A Itusslan lieutenant seta about $200 a year, a captain about $300 aud a major UM. Deafncaa Cannot lie Cured by local apiillratlotti ai they cannot reach the d(Mod iuriluiiof ttmear. Hiere lsoulruno war in cure diameia. end that ll br constitu tional romedtftj. liealnvisla rauti-d by an In- namnt eondlllnn oftlio uiucoua llulna ot tho Kurtachlan Tlll-o. When title lubo ll Intlained you hafoa ruutbltnaaoundorlmivrfect hoar log, anil when It lieullrely closed, Peafneea It the result, and illtleia thofnflammatlon can taken out and this tut ro.toied to Its norm el condition, hearing will be dnlroyed forever) nlncaaeiotitnl ten are caused by Catarrh, which li nothlug but au lulUuied condition of thirmucoua lurlares. We will (Ire One Hundrol Dollars for any caseot lieafiirsateatisnt by catarrh) that can not Ix curod by llaira Calarih cure, Nina lor circulars, (roe. r. . CIIKNEV A CO., Toledo, O. Mdby Druaalsti, ItV. Hall's ramify 1'llls are the best. If tho wlfo Isn't boss during the honeymoon she doesn't amount to much na a ruler. Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL KENEDY No Case Exist It Will Not Cora LIKE A SPONGE Some of the most stubborn diseases enter into tlio system through the pores of tho rkin. Like n sponge, it absorbs poisons of various kinds, which nro tuken up by tho littlo blood vessels beneath tho surfuce of tlio body, and emptied into- tho great current of tho blood. wild plants pcrcolato through tho skin liko water through a sponge, are taken into tlio circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger ing on for years unless antidotcd and driven out of the system. Dyo Poisoning among tho employes of dyo houses, nnd from wear ing colored under-clotlting and hosiery, is of frequent occurrence Si'ngZnrandsoSn'd roxsor, oak aki its ltia Over ufteen yeara ago I waa poisoned with Pot Other eruptions. ,on Daki t trfod ram,dy arter remedr wtthont Workers in lend, brass getting relief. Borea broke out over my body ana -.l il,. mi.tn1i nra often on my tongue. aOeotlnr the lining of my month, nnd other inctais ars oticn yj,,- ai,0ut a year ago my dootor told, me to noisoncd by the chemicals try B. U. a., wbloh I did. After taking three oM.la uoi.it In nolish- botttea all tbe aorea dteappeared, and I hare npl nnd OCltlS liseil in pos" bn bothered alnce, and I feel muolt Indebted to Ing, and tho dust nnd 111- your ealuablemedlolne for ao prompt andoom- j .... -l,)- nletoaeure. I am certain that 8. B. B. will do all IngS settling upon the Sltin, fnVt ja claimed for It In blood dlaeaaea. nnd which find their way Danville. Ky. con. O'DBTAW. &tSSm swelling and tho most obstinate sore,. rtlood Poison, tho vilest of all human diseases, is often con tracted tlirough shaking U e hand or handling tho clothing or other arti de. used by one infected with this dangerous poison. The deadly r virus wits uow- j C!,1irir ita witv tlirnllrrh tha norCS 01 tnO .nMd V.v washes salves, soaps or other external remedies. The blood rnu2 be Serand rhealtlVy- circulation established before getting SoiTOowny rid of the disease S. S. S. acts upon the blood, ridding It Sf the orlg nal poison and restoring it to a healthy, norm, condit.on.r- you desire medical advice or any information about your case , this will cost you nothing., nf SWifT SPECIFIO COn ATLANTA, GA I'rrrtoua Minima In Atnnrlnn. "It I" n llttlo atrnngo," an Id Irving' h, Itussell, "thrtt tho United Ktntea, no fnr nhend In nntlonnl resource of every other pnrt of the uloho In nil eaaeiitlnl things, ahoiild ho ao deficient na n producer of prcelotm atones. I nui of tho opinion thnt there will ho n big discovery aomo ihiy of tho moat vnlueil gem, probnhly In aomo out of the wny corner of tho Intnl. "I do not mean to lutlmnto thnt wo nrc ninctly deillttito of lino atones, hut thnt IIioko found nro mostly of inferior ipinllty na compared with tho output of tho old mines. In North Curollnn n good ninny emernlda nml ruhlea nml aupphlrea nro to bo hud, but they nro not of atitnrleut value to wiirrutit cut ting. Homo very lino pcnrla hnvo been tnken out of tlio sheila picked up lu tlio atri-iiuia of Arkansas, and ut oun tlmo tho srnrcli for them down (hero amounted to n craze, l'cnrla, liy tho wny, hnvo conn up In price from 200 to .'MX) per cent In recent yenra. "A great muny semiprecious alonea nro mined In California, tho turquoise found out thero being especlnlly beau tlful, but lacking In hardness. Tour malines nlao cnuio from Cnllfornla In nbundunce. Wuahlngton Pont. Can Vim Con I n gain tlin Word Klaa. Itlclinrd (Irani White, tho eminent philologist, was naked once upon a 1 1 mo to conjugate tlio verb "klaa," lie believed nml maintained that Kugllah la n grnnunarlcsi Inngiic, hence ho felt no compunction when ho gave thla: "Jltisa, to klaa; rohtis, to klaa ngnln; pliirlhua, to klaa without rcgnrd to numlHTi ayllyhua, to klaa tho hnml In atend of tho Hps; hlumlerhiiaa, to klaa tlin wronc tinraon: omtiltilia. to klaa ' every one In tho room; crchua, to kin : In the dnrk Motliors will tin! Mn. Wlnilows's Boothlni Rrrui the best remedy to uie for their children ; during lb teething oilod.. Undo Hnm'a tWe.ii Illll. It la eallmnted thnt tho people of tho United Htutca drink 1..VW.00O.O00 gnl- I ...... ....re,.,. It. 41. a .,iil,.n nf VI. nr . luun W IWIIVU 111 IMU w. J - t 1 nt n coat of about 10 cents per gnllon. I Tho Importing coat of tho requisite (Itintitlty of coffee iicrrlea ror ttua sup nlv nt 7 cents n nound. la nliout $75.- 000,000. P'rom thla It nipenra thnt preparation, package, distribution nml dealers' proflta make tho prices to tho consumer nbout doublo tho Importing coat." No Store Orphan. Illshop Potter ndmltti-d nt a dinner tho other ulght thnt be had fallen Into tho habit of asking lata wife what bo ahould apenk about If called upon at any public function. ".My wlfo told me thla cvenlne." he onld, "thnt aha would like to have me correct a rumor that hna boon going around to the effect that alio Intended to glvo up her bouse to an orphan nayluin. "Tell tho enrata nt dinner. If you any anything,' aue bade me, 'that it la not bo. I have already taken In one ondmn, and I do not propoao to admit any mora Into my house, If I can help It.' " For bronchial trouMes trr I'lio'a Cure for Uoiieiimptlou, It It a roml coujh medlcln tie. At I drugxl"ts. price M centi. Tim Wronir Girl. Mlra Tassny (with affected indig nation) Mr. lltiggiird cnught mo In tho dark ball last evening and kissed inc. I Mlsa Tepprcy Ob, I wouldn't blame hint. Miss rnssny Why shouldn't I blamo hlmJ , Miss Pepprey You say tbe hall was dark; It wan undoubtedly an accident. Philadelphia Press. Ilconmlng Constitutional. "Is It true dnt Uncle 'Itaatus has got do lung trouble, llko I heard?" asked Mra. Jackson, anxiously, for Uncle 'Itnatua waa a vnlucd member of the neighborhood society. "True! I reckon It's true," aald Aunt 'Rtnala, with n art of sorrowful pride. "De trouhlo's been chasing back and fo'th among two or thrco oh his lungs for dce two las' months, nnd ills ino'n Inc do doctor said It 'pen red like nnolh- er ono waa gwlno to bo nffectod 'less he could find aomo moro pow'ful romedy." skin, contaminates the blood and produces foarftil ulcers, eruptions and blotches. Tho diseases that enter the system by absorption or through the pores are as deep-Beatcd and dangerous as any brought nn hv Internal causes, and cannot be T WHERE HUMAN LIFE OfilQINATED Contention Hint HioCrmlle of Mmikliid Wna In tlio I'll I ii r Krulmm. U, It, Wlohind, of tho l'enhody Mil seuui, Ynlo University, hna n paper lu tlio American Journal of Helcneo thnt la attracting much intention ninong aclcntlflc workers, Ho hna collected miiny fuels, moat of them rovenled hy Kcologlcul aeleneo, lu show tho prob ability thnt the origin of life occurred In tho polnr regions, nml also Hint the cl! mn to ehunges which nfToct llfo Inereuso townrd the poles, nnd thero foro Hint polar Induences hnvo hud much more to do with differentiating llfo Into many forms than equatorial Influences. As the continent are grouped around the north pole, It Is reasonable tu suppose that the northern clrcum polar nren tins been, ever since the time of tho older forms of llfo found Hi the paleozoic rocks, tho main center from which nnlmnl nnd plnnt llfo hnvo rndlnted, nnd Mr. Wlelnnil ndduces much evidence to show thnt this the ory Is correct Theao dsdticllona nro liy no means news, hut they hnve never lioforo been fortlllod In ono composition hy ao Inrgo nn nrrny of testimony ns Hint which .Mr. Wlelnnd hns collected lu his enreful paper. Tho fundamental Idea on which this thpory of tho origin of life Is based la not difficult to understand. Borne 'nndltlons of stnhlllty must hnve been neeessnry to tho beginnings nnd per letuiillon of plant mill animal life. If I he gloho wns once molten, na phya Iclata from Knnt nnd t.a I'lnco to Kel On linvo deelnred, lunnr tides of tro nemloiia power muat hnvo been pro ilucpd nt the equator, though they wcro ivenk nt the poles. Hufflclcnt crustal tnhlllty lo make hot wnter life pos lido mint hnvo first nppenred nt tho nolcs. A grent interval of time must linvo elnpsed between tho find nppenr nnco of crustnl atnhlllty nt tho poles mil similar conditions at tho equator, tide to resist tho enormous nttrnctivo power of the moon nnd sun. It mny linvo tnken l.OdO.OOO yenrs for tho empprnturo nnd stnhlllty necessary veil to hot water llfo to tnovo slowly from tho poles to tho equntor. Thus ho conditions fnvornhlo to life muat trst hnvo appeared lu tho polar re gions. It Is well known thnt the deep oceans and the continents hnve occupied rela tively their present ixnlUon far back In geological times, nnd the great an tiquity of tho principal element of life In the oceanic lslnnds testifies to the difficulty of dispersing tho higher typoi of life nrroHs ocenn barriers and tho aluinat Imiiooslhlllty of audi dispersion of tho vcrtehrntc-s. Hut nil evidence points to the for mer existence of wldo lnnd routes be tween tho northern polnr nrena nnd the great lnnd mnmes to Uie south, and the fncta of vortebmto distribution In tho northern hemisphere In mesozolc mil tertlnry times enn he satisfactorily explained only on tho hypothesis of ,i common polnr origin of tho prlnclpnl nneestrnl stocks, which then dispersed outward from tho polnr nrca and spread over America nnd Eurasia. Thla Is a very brief stntcment of the hypothesis which tho writer fortl llea hy voluminous quotations from the record the roeka hnvo preserved. Tho reader la referred to Mr. Wleland's pn per for tho cvldenco thnt the rich veg etntlon of tho various horizons repre sented within tho nrctlc nrcn forms tho orlglnnl source of most of tho plant families thnt we know, nnd thnt ns wo proceed farther south we find in the rocks forms of life thnt nre now preva lent on tho surface nearer tho equator. Tho cllmnto nnd tho consequent llfo which existed in tho Dnkotns nnd Wy oming In the eocene period wcro thoso that nro now found In Florida. Now York Sun. HAVE TRAITS OF YANKEES. Kealdenta of Argentina Have Qualities l'ccllllur to New lliiuluiiil. Cold winds come from tho south nnd winter Is In July; otherwise tho Argen tine republic Is llko Ynnkcelnud. Tho Pnrann, tho chief river. Is far larger than our Mississippi; Its annual flow of wnter Is doublo that of tho (Inuges, three times thnt of the St Uiwreilce, live times thnt of tho Nile. Argentina hns tho longest railway tangent (straight line) in tho world, ISO miles. Its wheat plains nro llko thoso of our West Tho cllmnto is similar. Argentina's population grows 40 per cent In ten yenra, tho United States -0 per cent, (iormnny 10 per cent Of the two millions of Immigrants re ceived In Argentina In forty years moro thnn hnlf have been Italians. In 1807 thero wcro but 33 miles of railway In Argentina; In 1000 there wero 10.001 miles, some 12 per cent belonging to tho Government Argen tina Is ninth among tho nations lu rail way mllenge. Argentina hns 120.000,000 sheep, ns against 03,000,000 in tha United States. All Argentina suffered from the Dar ing crash In 1800, but recovery Is now complete. Imports during 1S0O were $117,000,000 and exports 1S5,000,000. Krom tho United Stntea enmo but $15, 000,000 of tho Imports nnd only $8, 000,000 of exports wero to tills coun try. Montevideo Is In area tlio largost city In tho world thrco times tho slzo of Now York, iluonos Ayrcs, growing fnster thnn Now York, London or Ber lin, Is the biggest city In tho world south of rhllndolphln, except possibly tho Chlncso cities. It will roach tha million mark In 1000. Argontlnn Is building one of tho finest dry docks In the world, a model of which will probably bo seen at St. Ixiuls. Now York World. Too Hud. "Yes," snld Mrs. Onyglrl, "she had a phonograph concealed In tho parlor during tUiX engagement, and It ro corded all the declarations of undying lovo ho tnndc. Thnt was In case thero wns over talk of divorce, but It didn't work." "What wns the mnttor?" "Ills burning words melted all the wnx in the cylinders." Cincinnati Tlraes-Stnx Whenover wo want to loaf, wo don't glvo tho excuso that wo aro going fish ing. It docs not speak well fqr yourself to bato tho town you live In. Ayers Your doctor will tell you that thin, pale, weak, nervous chil dren become strong and well by taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Small doses, for a few days. Sarsaparilla The change Is very prompt and very marked. Ask your doctor why It Is. He has our formula and will explain. "When tl rsrs old. fnr minf mnnttil no Anslhowlit t ranld 11 r b-rsti.sot thin blo.Ml. Hut. In s fsw Arr'i HtMipsfllU tout, tilttslf rsilnr4 to to litallli " Hi. K. lii'csyissTBa, Vlnslftns, X- J. fori The Children Blllouannss, constipation provont ro covory. euro thoso with Ayor'a Pills. nor IllR IVct. A respectable old gentleman, some what tight, on entering an omnibus, got his feet entangled In u lady's dress and fell headlong. Ho staggered to Ids feet nnd looking round, Indignant ly demnnded who struck him. A gentleman present remarked sotto voce: "You fell over that lady's feet; nobody struck you." Tho Indignant citizen turned round and surveyed the cnuse of the accident n moment, and then, as If by no means satisfied with tho cnuse of his mishap, snld: "Mndame, you hnvo got tbe biggest feet I ever saw I" "Sir!" responded the lady, flushing with nngcr. "Prny, don't npologlie; It nln't your fault, hut tnko my ndvlce, sit sideways In the future, and give them the full range of tho bus." Uhcumatlsm In Utah. Frisco, Utah, May 2nd. There Is a great dral oi rheumatism in this and neighboring states and this painful dla caro hns crippled many a strong man nnd woman among an otherwise healthy people. Iteccntly, however, thero has been in troduced into Utah a remedy for Rheu matism which bids fair to stamp out this awfully pninful complaint. The name ol this new remedy is Dodd's Kidney Pills, and It has already wrought aomo wonderful cures. Right hero in Frisco thero is a case of a Mr. Qrarc who had Ithcumntism so bad in his feet that ho could hardly walk. Ho tried many remedies in vain but Doild'a Kidney Pills cured him. His wlfo Kays: "Wo both had Kid ney Trouble nnd my husband had the Ithcumatism so bad thnt be could hard ly walk. We nsed Dodd's Kidney Pills with much benefit. We hnve tried mnny remedies, but none hnve done us so much good as Dodd's Kidney Pills." Simllnr reports como from all over tho state nnd It would seem as if Rheu matism had at last been conquered. A Clinnco to Display Them. Tess Miss Schalp tells me she Is going to leant to piny the hnrp. Jess Whnt nonsense! She hasn't nny tnlent for music. Jess Oh, she knows thnt. but she hns lovely arms. Philadelphia Press. rifp IVrman nny enrto. rronuornerroasafat f 10 after first dsy'suisofrjr.Kllne'sUrstlXsm IUtorr. Hend fur Frr.3 trlslbottle.nltraaUe. in. K. II. Kline. UJ .er Area at-. l'Mimsipaia, ra. Itlp Van IVInklo Ij'belecl. Rip Van Winkle had just been Ink ing a nnp. Placing n hand upon his beard, lio murmured drowsily, "How this grows on me!" After which he fell Into a second doze, thnt ho might sleep out tho remaining ten years. Yalo Record. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Boar Signature of St Pc-Slmtl Wrapper Below. I Tary snail smd u ussy to take aa angar. FQR HEADACHE. FOR DIUINCSS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION li centi I Pnroly TtUblefawi CURE SICK HEADACHE. L. DOUGLAS $4.00, S3.50, $3.00, S2.GO SHOES ncsr IM THE WORLD. W.L. Douglas shoes nro worn by mow mon thnn nny other mnko. Tho reason Is, thoy hold their 8linixj,lltbottor,wcnr lonirnr. nnd hnvo grontor intrinslo vanio tnnn nny othor shoes. SelJ Cveruwhert, . V 1. r..H .......m n ml tit-l.-M ..it it.lt.,nl. Dmitrlits uses Corona Cultskln, nlilch la ivrytluiru cmir! tut tobethe tlnest I'utent 1,1'iitlivryetlinMliiceil. Fast Color yttttMVHd, tihocs hy imiiI,9& rents extra,. Write for CilLlog. IV. I DOUULAS, lirocktou, Mass. 14' T141JHI 1 JH J CURU WHtltE All III! MIM.' I Oqiwh ttjrup. Tastes Good. Usa I ABSOLUTE SECURITY. ICARTEPJS S0ITTLE iver H PILLS. '-t-4'"M I HELPING CLAIM. ' Arithmetic Is not Clara'a forto. Hut thla doca not trouhle bar greatly. If aha cannot aolve the problems In her dally lesson her mother can, nnd Clara believes that pnrenta who make chil dren study arltlimatlc against their will ahould ho rcsponslhle for their examples. Mrs. Hamilton usually elves up her evenings to Clnra's arith metic; but not long ago, the Chicago News saya, ahe came ahort one prob lem because Mr. Ilond, the president of th baking-powder company with wblcu Mr. Hamilton was connected, waa visiting them and had to he enter tained. After dinner that evening Clara's cyea were ao red that her father naked her If she had got something In them. "No," snld Clara, beginning to cry again. "Mama couldn't get one of those old cxsmples, and now I'll have to atay In at recen to-morrow." "Don't cry!" exclaimed her father. "I'll get It for you. Excuse me a min ute, Ilond." Then he followed Clara from the room, and went into a close session with the problem. Mra. Hamilton and Mr. Ilond dis cussed every subject under tbe sun while they waited for Mr. Hamilton to return. At last they heard him In the adjoining room throw down tbe hook and declare that the anawer In the back was wrong. Tbe man who wrote the book did not know what be was about that was all. "No, papa," piped Clara. "Teacher aald the answer was right." Now Mr. ftond had more than once In bis district school-days been pro nounced a "born mathematician. He promptly offered to work the problem for Clara, and tbe dog-eared arithme tic waa turned over to him. After a quarter of an hour, during which only his hard breathing disturbed tbe quiet of tbe room, be announced that tbe problem was solved. So Clara went to bed happy. Tbe next evening, as soon as dinner wns over, Mr. Bond complacently of fered to help Clara with ber arithme tic, giving Mr. Hamilton at the same time a aly dig about bis Inefficiency, lint Clara bung back, and said she wanted ber mamma to help her. "Oh, do let Mr. Ilond help you! He can do them so quickly!" exclaimed Clara's mother. Still Clara shook her head, and when tbey continued to urge her, she blurted out that Mr. Bond had not worked tbe problem right tbe nlgbt before. "Why, be bad the right answer," said Clara'a mother, in confusion. "Yes, but he didn't do it right," ex plained Clara. "Teacher aaya we abouldn't Just work for tbe answer, but should know the logical steps by which it is worked. He worked it backward." All eyes sought Mr. Bond, who meekly confessed the Justice of tho blunt accuaatlon. GLUT OF ENGLISH QHOST& Manjr tyooks An Appearing In Ens land Jast Now. A strange epidemic of ghosts la creeping ever tbe country, saya the London Express. During the last day or two reputed spooks have been discerned at Tweed- mouth and Coed-ICernew, near New port, wales, and are still unlaid. Tbe Tweedmonth apparition takes tbe shape of a woman In white, with piquantly contrasting red hair. It fre quents the churchyard and chases wo men and children. The Coed-Kernew ghost turns pic tures face to the wall. Jams lumps of heef Into pint Jugs and causes beds to walk downstairs. Tbe real explanation of tbe present glut of phantoms was given to an Ex press representative yesterday by one who has made a long and patient study of the bablts of spooks. "The year Just over," said he, "waa singularly Jejune of properly authenti cated ghosts. Hardly a single new apparition of any Importance mani fested Itself. "Of course the old gbosta are Just as good as ever, but they are destitute of novelty. "Tho Elizabethan phantom Is still to bo seen at Greenwich and, generally speaking, a good ghost may still be looked for wherever a Tudor palace hns been known to exist "Nowadays tha House of Commons housemaids hnve become so familiar with tbe House of Commons spook thnt tbey hardly trouble to speak to It when It passes them on the stairs. "Tho Brighton boarding-house ghost, too, still comes to sit upon the bed In tho room where he was murdered, and the unimpeachable ghost of Lincoln's Inn opens, as of yore, closed doors and marks of webbed feet upon powdered chalk strewn over the floor. "But all these are old and stale, and ti.e human mind demands fresh ghosts alwnya. Hence the present boom In the ghost market "It Is Just a matter of supply and demand." Not WastelnL "I suppose," said the phyalclan. after be had sounded tbe new patient "that you exercise Judgment In the matter of smoking? You do not indulge to fool ish excess In it?" "No, Indeed," replied the Inveterate Individual, "I never smoke more than ono cigar at a time." Cincinnati Times-Btar. Tbe Latest Wrinkle. "My son celebrates to-night; his 'freedom party,' you know." "Why, I thought he was 21 some time ago." "Oh, so he was long ago. I mean he eclebratea his divorce to-night" Philadelphia Ledger. Not 1st Evldouoo. Belle Mlaa I'aatay baa been quite 111. Ia ahe likely to recover! Gladya She thlnka ao. She says she has youth on her side. Belle Huh! If she has It must be on the Inside. Philadelphia Press. Ills Favorite llraml, Hobo Charles Say, Willie, wot's ycr fav'rlto bre'kfust foodl winrtort Willi I nrofpr ila kin' youse kin git without wurkln' fer It Baltimore American. 7 Miss Nettie Blnckmorc, Min- ncapolis, tells how any young woman may be permanently cured of monthly pains by tak ing Lydia n. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. "Yorso Wombs: I had frequent headaches of a aevero nature, dark spots before my eyes, and at my men strual periods I suffered untold agony. A member of the lodpe advised me to try Lydln 12. IMnklinrn's Vcrc tablo Compound, hut I only scorned pood advice and felt that my case waa hopeless, but ahe kept at mo until I bought a bottle and started taking It. I soon had tho best reason In tho world to chango my opinion of the medicine, as each day my health Im proved, and finally I was entirely with out pain at my menstruation periods. I am most grateful." Nr.TTiE Black none, 28 Central Ave., Minneapolis, Minn. fSOOO forfait If original of tbooo lltUr proving gtnvlntnett cannot bOfroitutoi. If there Is anything nbout your case about which you would llko special ndvlce, write freely to Mrs. IMnkhnm. She will hold your letter in Mrlct confidence. She can nurely help you, for no person in America can speak from a wider experience In treat ing fcmnlo ills. She has helped hundreds of thousand of women hack to health. Her address Is Lynn, Mass.; her advice is frco. Natural. SfcJIgger Well, what do you think of that fellow Glddep? Jokeley tells me he takes a cab whenever he goes to look for work. Thingumbob Yes, Glddep is cm ployed hy a cab company to pick up fares. Philadelphia Press. To Break In New Shoes. 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