That Tired Feeling la Common Spring Trouble. It' a ii l(( tlmt llio blood lit dollclont In vltiillty, Just as iluiploi nud olhor criiilluna nro signs tlmt tliu blood It Impure., It's n winning, too, which only ths hazardous full to lii'ccl. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Itcmovp II. givo ll(nv "fit, now cour ago, ulrciiRlli nml nnlinntloii. 'l'luiy dcnimo tho blood nml clear Iho coinjiluxlon. Accept no mihnllttitn. "I foil llrcd nil Ilia tluiA and could not sleep. Alter Inking Hood's Hsrsspsrlll. ii while I could ilrrp well mill llio tired frrlliiK liml kiii. Tlili urrut medicine liss llio ni ml mo of scrofuls." Mm. C. M, Uoot, (llloil, Conn. Mood's Bnraapnrllln promises to euro and hoops tho promlao. A Klrl signing herself "Klflnn" writes na follows: I'or fifteen years I l.uvo done my duly by my friends. Whcu engitKetiicnts wcro niinotinccd I Cot up hoso nud linndkcrclilef showers, decorated far tlui wedding, nml gave morn roilly prcxpiil n tlinn 1 could uf ford. When their Imlilivi emtio I gave again. I nio gelling tired or It, nml k you to Inaugurate n Pay llnrk shower. 1 want some of llio thing paid Imck, mid a new iitylo m l'ny llnrk purlieu would cotupcusiiti mo for wlmt I Iiiivi kIvimi" 1 !) ffrre nitns permanently curio 1 ron run PAATICUIAIU M IMITIIItTtWtlinillf rONTLAND.ONr, An lltilmnrj Mlietl. IMivnrd I,. Adninx, representing the United Hlnti ns Oimul (leneriil nl Ktocktmliii, Ku'iili'ii, wn for several yeum editor of 1 1 1 Hoclimlcr Dcuiocrnl and Chronicle. W'lillo occupying tliul position lie wrote nil olilltinry notlco of n liclk'lilxir'n child, who- trimiK-rB linil anight Urn during a Fourth of July cil rhrittlon, ImniliiR tint llttlo fellow so lindly tlmt ho died In cotimviucncw Mr. Adilliln elliled Ida nrtlcle hlth I to "Inlo iilelit Hint I lie sympathies of frlendi would l'ii ntit In tint lirnvivrd lnnht 1 1 In shock nest day innjr possibly lj tinnKlued when the type innde hltn my Hint "tho sympathies of n In rue clrcli of frlcncla wilt co out to Mio bunus) pants." I'or forty year's riao'a Cure for Con uinptloii 1ms cured coughs ami oolda. At druggist. rrlr'.!S rents. Ill CfllOftgO. Mrs. Porkcliops That Mra. Ornln pit la trying to lutroduco aoma now fangled Idena In society. I'orkchopa What's tho matter with her now? lira. PorkchopsWhy. alio anya It'a no longer Kood form to tako strati gcra to aeo the nhtmtnlr. I'llck. Mothers will llnd Mra. Wlnilows's Hoothtn Syrup the. toil routed y touiotor their otttUrca during the toothing pgttud.. An (llfiera Hro Us. Cliappertnti Me fwlrsd Saplelgh Is w sortlntlsly III, tloiiilier know. Mlaa Cnumlqiie Whnt's tlio troulile. Clinppcrton The nw doclnh anya lie line concussion of the hwnlit. Mlaa Catiatlipin Indeed I Did lie ac rldcutnlly hump Ida head ngulnat a coif Viebl How's This? Wi nfrsr One llumlreil Hollers IleirsM for snf raieot Cfttsrrh thst csuuot be cured by Hall's Catarrh I are. I K. J. l IIKNKY A CO., 1'rois.. Toledo, O. We, tho umlerilgned, liavo knuwu K. J. 1 Cheney lor the last l years, and heliero hint 1 irfectly honorat.lo lu all huilneis Iraniao ttotis and flliauelally able tucarry out any ob-1 IlKallons made liy their arm. I Wssr & Thcax, Whnlmale PruirliU, Toledo, O. Waujiko, KiNMiN A Miuvin, wholesale Prug- lii, Toledo, (l. lull's I'sisrrh Cure ! taken Interuallr, act linf .tlreetW tiiMin the LIikn! and uiueous sllr- fates ot tho system, l'rtre ?io. et bottle. Hold lr all PruiiiiUls. icstlaioiilala tree, lull's ramlly fills aro the best. Ajro of Deception. Mlaa niderlelgli If I had my life to live over again Miss Hprlnger (Interrupting) Why, I thought that's what you were doing. Mlis Dlderrclgh Whnt do you mean? Mlis Hprlnger Mr. llugglns said you told him you were 'Si last month. HEUMATISM AN INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It takes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long before any symptoms are felt. The blood is the first point of attack, and the poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains arc then distrib uted through the circulation to different parts of the system, and octtle in joints, muscles and nerves; and when the system is in this condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure tonight air, damp, chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse the slumbering poisons and bring on Rheumatism. The severity of the attack depends upon the amount of acid in the blood and the Suauiuy 01 ucnu matter in ton bints and muscles. Some peo ple arc almost helpless from the first, while others have occa sional spells or are uncomforta ble, restless, nervous and half sick all the time from the nagging aches and pains. Rheu matism is a disagreeable com nanion even in its mildest form. It grows worse as wc grow older. nud frequently stiffensthejoints, draws tlie muscles out of shape nnd breaks down the nervous system. A disease that origin ates in the blood, as Rheumatism docs, cannot be cured with ex ternal remedies like liniments and plasters 5 such things scatter the pains or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch the disease or improve the condition of the blood. The thin acid blood must be restored to its normal up the general health at the same time. Write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you desire any special information or advice, our physicians will furnish it without charge, THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAs Nwnldnn Iliunor. Mm Nordatt was tnlkltig recently to an Ainorlcnn wutiinn nliout litimor. "Nuit to llio Atiierlt'iina," said Nor ttnti, with a pollto smile, "I think Hint the Hwnhlnna urn Iho moat huhioruua pnoplo In tho worlth A Hwnhlnn, If ho lin nothing funny to any, kcepa silent, rlttiplillty la unknown niiioiig tills nico. "Ouo night In Hwiibln, In my enrly youth, I culled on a Hwnhlnn maiden. Hho wna vory pretty. 1'erhnpa I alnycd longer than I ahould. Htiddvnly, nt my rnte, tho young glrl'n mother call I'd In n loud vnlro from tipatnlra: " 'Orctchrnl (Irolrhenl' " 'Yea, mother,' (Irclchen nnawored. " '(Iretcheli, It In very cold here. Will you nak Hint young mnn to abut tho front door from Iho outsider"' A Christian Work, Chicago wenllhy men nrn to renctio from tho aluma of Hint city the gooil people who, hy fJirco of elrciimalnncea, nrn rnlnnelleil tri live fllllld il,.irrn,1liw aurrotimlluga. I.nnd will ho bought for them olid fnrma cijtilped nnd tho debt will li repnhl hy luatnllmeiita on enay terms. Joint i.nmtiert la nt the henil of Mm iiuiveliieilt. II In Intehtleil flint llm movument will extend to every Amerl cnll city of conaeiirience. It la thought hy Its workings Hint I.IXXI.OOO persona will bo trnnaferreil from tho misery, drunkenness nnd tcmptntloua of con gested aeetlons to tho pure ntr nnd In vigorating nud wholeaomo II fo on the form. Growing HtiMik liy ICIrulrlolty. Tho poailhllltlea of electricity liavo norer yet been fully denionatratitL Its heueflelnl effect Umjii growing plants In tho wny of linateulng developuteiit hna been proved to mi extent, and now Iho mysterious fluid Is being tried oc niilmnls nt tho University of Michigan, nt Ann Arlwr. It lias been demon strated Hint rnbhlla enclosed In n pen about which run n number of elec-trlcnlly-chnrged wires rench mnturlty In two-thlrda tho tlmo' tnken by those kopt under nonnnl conditions. The cloetrleally-trcntcd nnlmnla were In nil reapecta healthy nnd their flenh ban been found to bo utiustinlly tender. It la thought possible that tho ruuno treat mcnt may bo applied to beof rnttle, making a 2-yenr-old aleer na Inrge as nun 8 tears old under present condi tions, besides pniducliig a superior ijtinllty of lieer. Ulnny llnmU .Mskn IiIk'h Work Tourlit (In Dtali) I'olygsuiy la ns longer practiced, I am told. Id-Mormon (dejectedly) No, and If' a shame. (Inly one, wife! What good la ouo wife? Jiut s trial, Hint's all. "How so'" "I'tery thing la at sixes nml aevem Nothing ever done. Iliittnns off, meals half cooked ever) thing wrong. In the good old riaya wo had one uife to sew on buttons, another to darn atocklngs another to ! the servants, another to do the shopping, nnd another to rttend to tho duties of society, A man hail some comfort then." 1 Kssouon of Ornngn I.esvee. One of the reuinrktible Industries ot rnrnguny la the preparation of the es seuco of orange leaves. Moro tlinu 150 yeurs ago the Jesuit priests, who then tilled Hint secluded country, Imported ornngo seeds nnd planted groves, which hnvo now becomo Immcuao forcats, filled with auinll cstnhllsliiueuts fur ex tracting tho essence, which la exported to France nnd tho United .States for uao lu aonp nnd perfumery inn king. It la also employed by tho natives In 1'arnguny na n healing ointment nnd a hair tonic. Hwnnrlnir Hpolls llorane, A well-known owner of rnco hornea. not at nil n ecntlmeiitul perxon, re cently mndo nn onler forbidding hit' employes to talk In loud tones or to Hwcnr In tho stable. "I hnvo never yet seen n good mniincrcd horse," In anya, "Hint wns being sworn at nil. tho time. It hurts tho feelings of n sensitive horse, nnd I'll keep my word good to dlachnrgo nny mnn In my employ If I catch him swenrlug with in tho hearing of nny horso lu thla stable." As Otticrs Nea Us. Chappertnn Me fwlcnd Hnplelgh la aw aewlously 111, dandier know. Miss Cnustlque W lint's the trouble. Chapperton Theaw doctnu aayi he haa concussion ot the bwaln. Miss Causthpio Indeed! Did he ac cidentally buiup hla head against s cob neb? BUEU1IATI8M IU ELBOWS, WItlBTQ AND KNKK3. TJrbana, Ohio, Aug, 06, 1003. T.ast wlntor I had a aevero attaok ot Itbeutnntleui. It started tn the right elbow, and from thero to my wrlatat iho right wrist waa the worse. It heoama swollen nnd extremely painful. My loft Kneo joint was ma next piaoo to uo al taakat so. It became awolten nnd of course painful. Tlio iinjtt point to no aneotea nolnt was the hln and nnkla. whleh irava ma mU3h trouble. I was barely able to sret about for some time I wii undor treat. laent of a phya SIOl an for awhllo. but iret tine no oeu no better I bogan a. B. U and after takln r I l lor aoma ume t was entirely rellevoa of the Ithoumatlsm, All awelllna and soreness disappeared. I consider t). B. 8. an eioellent remedy for Itheuma tlamand'all troubles having their origin in tue Dioou. . ,o. GIinPIflTH KELLY. 408 Bloomfleld Ave. purity and strength, so that all poi sonous substances may be carried out of the system, and no medicine accom plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S., which not only neutralizes the acids and counteracts the poisons, but builds WHEfll oner HAflTE LIVED, Women Always I, Iked 111 in n I.o.t or I IIIso I Hex llnleil Him. W(i drove down tho moiintnln In Hi" moonlight, nud saw n coyolo cub piny lug with hla shadow, nnd wo drntik Iho deep, sweet breiith of tho pines, nnd Truthful James told mo about llrct llarte. ' "llo wna n slim, little, blnck-eyed lonelier when I know hltn," anld Truth fill Jiiinea. "Ho tnilght over In Copper- town then. They named It Copperopo 1 In when they built It, same na they named Jlmlowii Jamestown, but wo nil c'nlled It Coppertown. It wns n lively pluco then, wnn Coppertown. Ten ho tela, threo bnnkn nnd fnro plncen till you couldn't count 'em nil. Thero wnn n lot happening In Copper, I In If of , tho plots of Ilret llarte'n stories grew up right In Hint town." "Whnt kind of a mnn wnn Ilret Ilnrtn himself In chnrneter, I 1001111?" 1 "Nico enough, I reckon," anld Truth fill James. "Not much of n fnvorllo among tho boyn. Too quiet, nnd ho had n kind of forgetful wny of smiling Into your face, na If ho lind forgotten nil nlMiut you, nnd didn't cure how soon you found It out. "Women nil liked him n lot, or clan they hated him. I guess moat of them liked hltn In those, days." I "Tho society upon tho Stanislaus?" I "Von, Hint wnn truo enough. I "Aimer Dean Uvea over at Angoln yet, hut you don't wnnt to mention 1 Hint chunk of snndntone to htm. "It sccme to kind of rile him some wny. "J-ots of tho boya are a llttlo touchy on tho Ilret Ilnrto subject lie hit a . llttlo too near tho truth, I guess. I "Now, In my enso It Is different don't mind being hnnded down to pos terity ns n bearded rutllan Hint couldn't spell; they did cnll mo 'Truthful,' you know. I don't know why, hut whnt I don't like In making inn out to he n nnrrow-mlndcd crnnk with a preju dice ngnlnat foreigners, I "Now, I hnvo nothing In tho world ngalnat tho Chlneao. They nro a penco nble, fnlrly honest nnd very useful class of citizens, but It la n little rough to muko mo out sIttIngdown to n so cial giimo with n yellow-fnced, pig Inlled, grinning Chinaman, on If he wore nn ciual, by Gcorgo!" Tho Header. IDEAS IN BOAT BUILDING. Constructors I-'Ind New Methods of In creu4nu; the Hpccd of Water Craft. Urnnvlllo II. Hood, of Washington, n boat builder of wldo reputntlon, has re cently succeeded In upsetting nil rules of steamer conatructlon heretofore ac cepted ns Invlolnblo by tho builders of tho world generally. Ordinarily It has been the custom to placo the pro pcllcra nft of tho atcrn, but thla Icono clastic Inventor proposes to locnto them well under tho hull, whero they will work, according to hla calculations, In n body of compnrntlvely dend wntcr. In torpedo bonts nnd similar speedy stnnll croft tho propeller shafts have been extended renrwnrdly of tho atern In nn endeavor to nttnln this same ob jectnamely, to place the propellers In dend or undisturbed water away from tho wash nnd swirl cnuscd by the agitation of tho wntcr through which the hull has passed. Tho blndo propeller la nlao to be abandoned, being replaced by a spiral blade, which tnnkes nt least one com plcte turn about tho shaft, It being assumed Hint this conatructlon will rcault In Reenter efficiency by tbo avotdnnco of tho pounding, lifting of water and tho cavitation Inherent In tho customnry form of propeller. Maxl mum cnrrylng capacity nnd speed with minimum engtno power la nlao sought by designing tho hull nlong the fnmlllnr scow lines, resulting In a very light draft. It Is asserted Hint tho engine power neccaanry to obtain n predetermined speed In a boat of given length la di rectly proportional to the depth of tho hull, nnd, moreover, n light-draft de sign of hull lenda Itself readily to the uao of multlplo propellera, located par allel to Ita length In n comparatively undisturbed body of wnter. l'lnllko kcela nro provided, which servo tho double purposo of supplying and car rying tho several propeller ahnfts and of protecting tho latter from Injury by striking obstructions or fouling by en tanglement with wecda or grasses, Wlion Father Npoaka. Mr. Wllllnraa has always claimed Hint It Is nn enny mnttcr to govern 1 children, nud his own success often bears out his theories. Ho seldom In terferes when hla wife Is nt tho helm, but ones In n while ho contributes a few Arm words of guidance In response to an appealing glance. I "Now. Hobby," said Mra. Williams ono night, after long temporizing, "now, my dear little boy must take hla medicine and Jump Into bed, so fathor nnd I can go down to dinner." I "I don't wnnt to tnko the medicine," said Bobby, who had A snuflllng cold. I Thou came tho appealing glnnce. I "Bob," said Mr. Williams, In an ominous tono, "If you don't take that nicdlclno this minute you will bo put to bed without taking It at all I" Then Hobby promptly took the medi cine, and all went well, A Graphic Imagination. Nathan's teacher believed In reduc ing poetry to diagram and visible out line Therefore, says the Hoaton 'Her ald, alio told tho class to mako 11 rough illustration of tho poem, "Tho Old On ken Bucket." Nnthnn's Illustration constated of a largo circle, threo buckets and a bunch of dots. "Nnthan," said tho teacher, "I don't understand this. Wlmt'a tbo circle?" "That's tho woll," replied Nathan. "And why hnvo you threo buckets?" "Ono Is the old onken bucket, ono la tho Iron-bound bucket, nnd the other la tho moss-covered buckot which bung In tho well." "And what aro all thoso llttlo dots?" "Thoso nro tho loved spots which my Infancy know." Uaorul Itovoraes. first Student Tho professor In hli locturo bald that rovorsea woro neces sary to stluuilato a young man. Second Student That's true. If l weren't for an occasional check 1 couldn't do anything at all. New Or leans Times-Democrat Whan a hrldo Is pretty she Is about the prettiest thing on earth. Am ers You know the medicine (hat makes pure, rich blood Aviie'a Q o re n n el r 1 1 1 o Vi,, mother, grandmother, all your ioiks, uscu it. nicy trusted Sarsaparilla If. Tilclr doctors trusted It, Your doctor trusts If. Then trust It yourself. There Is health and strength In It. "t infrtretl trrlMjr from tndlfttlon rM Oil ii hi kh1 I f.Min.l no rilf titiiii I UMk Aft'$ Ha,rii.nrul. jToiir UtUl troisV LaUIitlr Curril ni ' it US. y. It II A It T, Mt. KUro, N. T. Mftlftl', J A Tit R ft) , if m i'i"!. TTT i for mmmmmm Rich Blood Avar's Hlllo nro uontly Inxatlvo. Thoy grontly old tho Sarsaparilla. Aids to long I, Ho. Moderation In citing, drinking and physical Indiilgcmc. I'ure air out of house nnd within. Tho keeping of every organ of the body, na far ns possible, tn constant working order. Itegular exerclao every day In all weathers; supplemented In many cases by breathing movements, and by wtlk Ing and climbing tours. doing to bed early and rising early, and restricting tho houra of sleep to six or seven. Dally baths or ablutions according to Individual conditions, cold or warm, or warm followed by cold. Itegular work and mental occupa Hon. Cultivation of placidity, cheerful ness, nnd hopefulness of mind. Employment of the great power of tho mind In controlling paislona and nervous fear. Strengthening tho will tn carrying out whatever la useful, nnd In checking the craving for stimulants, anodynes and other Injurious agencies. An Daay Way to Do It. Mineral, Idaho, Apiil 11. Mr. I), 8. Colsoii of this place lias Burnetii Ing to cay which will bo of Interest to many men Mr. Coleon claims to liavo found a slmplo way to get rid of pains n tlio back, bcintica or Kheumatism. llo has cured himielf and soclaima per sonal cxerienco in proof of his method Sir. Colfon anya: "I had awful pains in my hip. They got so had nt Inst that I could badly wiyk. I tried several things but got no relief till I began to use Dodd's Kidney I'llls audi had tnken hut a few of these pills till the pain left me entirely. "Dodd's Kidney nils certainly did mo lots of good nnd I consider them a great medicine. Tbo remedy that cured Mr. Colson is tho same that has been making such sensational cures of Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Dropsy and Itheutnatism all over tlio country. Tho name of tho medicine la DoItl s Kidney Tills. Too Hasty. 'Jones has a new addition to hla family." Indeed? I must congratulate hlml' Hold on It's a aon-ln-lawl" Atlan ta Constitution. CITC rmanfntly uurl. rvofiUornsrvouaDMe (1 10 aftrrflntdar'sut'orDr.Ktlne'sUreatM-ve Jtestortr. Hndror free 113 trial botlltandtrvaUM Dr.lt. It. Klln, Ltd. .sj.- Arcli HI, riiUadslpbla, fa, 8 licet Little Imp. The other day nt a rural railway station n colored mother who was waiting for her child exclaimed, as tho youngster was handed to her from tho train: "I.nwd bless his honey-swectncssl Ain't he dc blackest, sweetest llttlo Sntnn tint over you did sco?" Atlanta Constitution. Peirin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Curo AflliNTS WANTED For our New Onsolene Prajj Saw. We iot en gine only onre fur each lop One man cad move saw We handle thrf only Malleable irubbinif Machine write ua vour wantaln iue umtHiniTT nut" KKfKltSo.N MACHINERY CO.. Foot Morrison St. 1'ortUinl, Oregon BUY FRQM VOUR DL3AL.GR W. L. DOUGLAS $4.00, S3.50, S3.00, $2.50 UNION GUnCC u k-V I i ri FST MADE W sxaw THE WORLD. V.L.Douk1(13 shoes nro 'worn by mora men thav nny otlior mako. Tlio reason is. thoy hold their 8haio,il the 1 1 orywea r longer, niui navo creator intrinsic vnluo than nny othor shoes. Sold t'erywhtre. Y.M.kk A... k.x.im nml it, Irt. ua. bulluni lltiiisiiis lisps C'nrtiini CultsUln. which la t ery w here cmiroded totiel he lluest Talent X.fAtlioret iniliire.l. fast Color Cytttti usid. P. N. U. No. 16-1904. w II KN writing: to ad vert la era plea menu on una puper mm if J KTllW4 n : 1 afli aft f CUlIt WKII ALL IISI Mill., tat Cough brup, TaiteaUood, Ui NOT HARD TO CARVE QLA8B Diamonds Are Not Needed In Catilnsi the llrlltle Hubstunce. It often occurs Hint glass tubes of various dimensions have to ha cut where a diamond la not nt hand, as In ahopa and power plnnti where oil nnd wnter gnugo tubea must bo neatly fit ted. The usual method adopted la to Alo a amall groovo around tho tube nnd separate tho glass with n sharp rap at tho place weakened by tho file. Tho reault Is not nlwnya antlafnetory, lx cnuso tho ends often break unevenly owing to tho dlhlrulty of making a atrnlght groove with tho file. Hotter results nre obtnlnod when only a amall Incision la mndo with a file. Just enough to cut through tho enamel of tho tubo on ono aide, nnd not nil nround. While tho tubo la still warm from tho friction of tho file tho tubo Is then tnken between the thumbs and forefingers, tho thumbs opposlto tho fllo Incision, and the forefingers around tho tubing, close, but not covering tho luclalon. I'resauro of the thumbs In vnrlnbly causes tho tubo to break In as atrnlght nnd clean a lino aa though cut with n dlninond. Another method la to use a fine aaw blndo (the finer toothed tho better, for a aaw la only another form of file), and thla ahould bo kept fed with fine em ery, carborundum, or pulverized silica sand or hard grit, moistened with cam phor, oil, turpentine or water. A straight, steady and even atrokt ahould bo made, and when the work is carefully done against a gauge the cut will be as true as though It had been ground. Nor Is even a toothed blade necessary If a suitably hard nnd finely gritted abrasive Is used and regularly fed between the glass and fine wire, watchaprlng, or blunt but even bind ot an ordinary tablo knife. The latter will b somewhat alow, of course, but a One ateel wire run at high apeed llko a band aaw, If regularly fed with, fine emory or carborundum, will give very aaUafactory results, not only for cutting either straight lines or curves In window, but plate or optical glass, In auch thlcknesa aa makes cutting with a diamond difficult, precarious or Impossible. Window glaas, especially alngle strength, can bo accurately split either In straight or curved lines hy first mak ing an Incision through tho enamel ot the glaas, and then holding a hot Iron close to the Incision till a fracture Is started. The fracture will (ollow the hot Iron with remarkable fidelity. The Iron ahould be preferably round and somowhat blunt and with a bulky head (like an ordinary fire poker), so as to retain Its heat well for long cuts, es pecially for thick sheets, to keep the fracture going when once started, oven If two heated irons hare to be used. National Gas Budget. 8IMPLICITY OF THE POPE. How He Once Prepared Coflee for a Oueat with Ills Own Hands. Ono morning enrly n friend of mine, a Venetian nobleman, called on him. Mgr. Sarto had said mass and fettled down to work. Ills Bister had gone out to mass, or for the bouaehold mar keting, which they were doing at the Itlalto on August 4, 1003, the day of wonders In their simple life. "Haa the count taken coffee" asked the bishop. "Well, to tell the truth, no, became the bualneas was urgent, and I have come straight from the railway sta tion," the guest replied. No excuse availed, and Mgr. Sarto rose and went into the kitchen. So tbo bishop of ducal Mantua and bis guest might have been seen there talking and laughing, while monslgnor coaxed the charcoal with "a black kitchen fan, tho coffee fizzed In a tin pot on the range, and tho count got out cups and saucers, In order to save bis distin guished host what menial service he could. Then they had coffee together at the kitchen table. Century, Sunday at the Farm. On Sunday mornings years ago, when but a little lad I used to come to salt the sheep In thla some field with dad. The little clouda that floated round I thought were bits of wool: The aky waa blue aa 'tis to-day and calm and beautiful. Now dad is gone, and mother, too; they lie up on the hill, Just by that clump of popple trees be yond the old red mill; For Tims baa kept a-creepin' on, and you and I are men. And little Itobbla thinks ths thoughts that I waa thlnkln than. There's a brown thrasher In the tree that stands there on the knoll. Just bear the little tyke a-spillln' hla immortal soull Our preacher aaya that man alone haa got a soul, but yet What pretty critters God has made, and loves 'em, too, 11 1 bet I I know the city pretty well; I lived thara once a while, But I was tho homeslckest boy you'd meet In many a mile. Tba very horses on the street looked aad, It seemed to me. Thtre wa'nt no colta a-frlskln' round nor lambs as I could see. Bo when in June the breczea blaw across the prnirled West, I I packed my grip and told 'em I had got enough, I guessed I i Of course, there's city folka who keep their faith In Uod and man. Though If they stay there all the whlls I don t aee bow they can! We've had our troubles, wife and I, wa buried little Dot: Upon that slope wo made her grave a green and sunny spot; And Death will never more to me seem terrible and grim. Since I have acen my little girl a-amllln' up at him, And often now I come out here and set me down a spell. Where rustlln' leaves and wavln' grain aeein whisp rln ' All la well. I wish Hint all who'd like to feel their dend nre aafe from hnrni Could come out hero and spend with ma a Sunday at the farm. Chlcngo Herald. Suggesting a Sure Remedy. Grinder Whatl Asleep at your desk nnd work so pressing) Meekly Excuse me, sir, baby kept mo nwnko nil night. Grinder Then you should liavo brought It with you to tha olllco. Town and Couutiy. 'A VENERABLE PASTOR ' CURED BY PE-RU-NA Pe-ru-na Is a Catarrhal Tonic Uspcc- ifflVW fllihll ffsr lally Adapted to tho Declining ,,M pBfL Powers of Old Ago. WW ' Irsffc In old age tho mucous tncmbrnnca , fflf I U I become thickened and partly lose their ' m, S I ' Thla lends to partial loss ol hearing, JmJHr' I 1 trncll and taste, nswcll asdigestivedis- yJijjl S JU I'erunn corccta all this by its specific "MM i-nTcfn operational all the mucous membranes Mr . " I ISiclwJ fl Ono bottlo will eonvinco anyone, fj if iilsfKWal Once used and I'enina heroines a life-1 r (ft l&iQt u$&it9XiMI!A, Ifl long stand-by with old and young. Strong and Vigorous at the Age of filghty-Elght. Rev. J. N. Parker, Utica, N. V., writes: "In June, 1001, I lost my sense of hearing entirely. My hearing had been somewhat impaired fjr several years, but not so much affected but that I could hold converse with my friends; but in June, 1001, my sense of hearing left me so that I could hear no sound whatever. I waa also troubled with rheumatic pains in my limbs. I com menced taking Peruna and now my hearing is restored as good as it was prior to June. 1001. My rheumatic pains are all gone. I cannot speak too highly of Peruna, and now when 88 The spring Is the best time to .treat catarrh. Nature renews herself every spring. The system Is rejuvenated by spring: weather. This render? medicines more effective. A short course of Peruna, assisted by the balmy air of spring, wlil cure old, stubborn cases of catarrh that have resisted treat ment for years. livery body should have a copy of Dr. tlartman's latest book on catarrh. Address the Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio. Those that dare lose a day are dan- During leap year every eligible gerously prodigal, those that dare mla- young man should be equipped with a spend It are desperate. Bishop UalL chaperon. 'J.HO Jdnti Ion Jlavo Alvvnys Bought Iins borno tho signa ture of Clias. jr. Fletcher, and hns been mndo under Ills personal supervision for over ao 3-cnrs. Allow no ono to deceive you in this. 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