Topics of the Times Whnt'you Pro? 'or J0" 0USut to bo willing to pay for. RnmoMmro it la difficult to cjlnttn- gulsh between contentment and lazi ncu. Agriculture In Arizona ! now a mat ter of dates. They nro raising them there. A woman usually begins her life work when she marries a man to re form him. It's useless for some women to deny that they married for money after you ee their husbands. No doubt Mr. Rockefeller regards the man who "retires with a fortuno" as a sickening degenerate. It's the toughest kind of tough luck to have your watch stolen when you arp on your way to pawn It Every time a revolver Is sold over a counter thero Is the possibility of an Increase In the bandit population. With Carrie Nation as an actress In "Ten Nights In a Barroom." the bar room Is likely to suffer from nervous breakdown. Manifest Destiny may have freed Panama, but the American residents of the Isthmus are sure to be accused of having put her up to it "There Is plenty of money In the market." Yes, of course, but It Is harder to find than an active baby flea on a trick dog turning somersaults. An Englishman criticizes the Ameri can girl's nose, but admits that she has beautiful eyes. Once more the eyes have It, being In the majority. The Vanderbllts and a few western families are forming a new smart set In New York. Western families who wish to get In will have to apply early, though. While she docs not say so In that many words. Miss Ida Tarbell prac tically Admits that she does not ex pect to be remembered In Mr. Rocke feller's will. An aeronaut promises to tako a party to the St. Louis Fair at a speed of 180 miles an hour. Applicants for seats are advised to come early and avoid the rush. It Is reported that the people of Eng land now regard J. Plerpont Morgan as an ordinary mortal, In spite of the fart that he has eaten In the presence of King Edward. Such are the sor rows of adversity. I - The servant girl who. committed sui cide because she was a few minutes late in securing a position must have been Insane to begin with. These are the days for mistresses to commit sui cide, not servant girls. Paralysis of the throat and tongue is the latest phase of cigarette-smoking carried to excess. Death ensues When the paralyzed tissue begins to mortify. The trouble with the cigar ette is that few are able to resist Its tendency to excess. A now disease has been coined In England called "brain fag." The re cipe for getting It Is this: Worry a llttlo, hurry a little, get Irritated easily and often, think all the time about your body and how it Is working, take anxious thought for the morrow and despise your neighbor. Within sixty days a "specialist" will be pasturing on your bank account For moral, ethical and legal consider ations one should resist the temptation to traffic in public offices. If be be a dispenser of patronage it Is bis re ligious duty to make recommendations with due consideration for the public service as well as with the object in view of rewarding a faithful partisan. To exact pay for such appointments Is a crime against the government though there are those who seem to think that governments among men are maintained for boodllng purposes only. Canadian discussion of the award of the Alaskan boundary tribunal has dealt with the strategic Islands owned by the United States on the Canadian frontier. These are Isle Royal, in Lake Superior, opposite Fort Arthur, and Ban Juan, opposite the city of Victoria, which commands the Canadian outlet to the Pacific The tribunal has con firmed the ownership of the United States in two Islands at the mouth of the Portland Channel, near enough to the proposed railway terminus at Port Simpson to oversee everything that goes on there. It Is not likely that for years to come, If ever, there will be occasion to test the strategic value of any of these Islands, as the United States intends to live In peace and amity with Its northern neighbor. Every one knows that It Is necessary to use diplomacy In dealing with a sub ject of the toothache, but It has re mained for an American dentist to make the toothache the subject of In ternational diplomatic negotiations. He cured the pain In the teeth of a brother of the Shah of Persia by pulling them. Ills patient was so well pleased that be appointed Uie American as bis den tist In ordinary, with a fixed salary. It is reported that the salary has not been paid for eight years, and that the dentist has asked the United States consul general at Teheran to suggest that the contract be kept Although It might be poetically Just for the "dogs of war" to show their teeth, It Is not likely that there will be such a display, ren If the salary should be unpaid for several years longer. Certain of Chicago's citizens bars recently written a page In criminal annals exceptional In the ferocity and boldness of their deed But the out burst Is exceptional, and Its sequel has strengthened tho hand of law every where. The dally press has told tho story of tho brief but murderous career of four young bandits, whose record of slain has been seven In six months; and the type of youth these despera does are Is generally appreciated. It Is a typo that breeds under laxity of law, amid corresponding temptations to wrong-doing, and Is nurtured on tho fiction of a sensational literature. An over-grown city, where criminal dis cipline Is defective, where rights are not Jealously guarded, and where de linquencies In official life are endured becauso correction Is a trouble, Is a favorablo hot-bed for the culture of th ultra-vlclous type of lawbreaker. Theso boys, of course, are not sul generis, nor arc their deeds uncommon; but the desperate nature of their last stand against law Is extraordinary, at least, when such resistance Is made within sight of the glow of tho lights of a metropolis of 2,000,000 people. Rut as their stand was desperate so was the force of the law that moved against them resolute and overwhelming. Law moved at once law In execution Is not like Justice passionless. It had the deaths of houest men to avenge, and one of them had worn tho blue coat of a policeman. So law, aided by volunteers of kindred mind. In tho face of great danger, grappled with tho beast at bay. It may all seem a semi-savage episode perhaps It Is such. It certainly has no urban ameni ties about It. But the climax Is satis factory. Let any boy who Is shaping a career after dlmo novel lines pause and reflect. lie may thrill over the perilous defense of the dug-out In the Indiana sand dunes, but he will hesi tate over the causeless murder of the brakeman, and his blood will chill at four figures on a scaffold. The conviction seems to be general, and Justified, that this Is soon to be come a world of machinery. Indeed, It has become such, to a marvelous ex tent already, as regards all essential affairs, from the manipulation of poli tics down to the sewing on of buttons. If the progress of Invention In the last 100 years be any Indication, no strained Imagination Is required to sea that fly ing machines will some day be as com mon as cabs are now; that books and newspapers will be superseded by ma chines of the telephonic and phono graphic species, and that the human anatomy, by disuse of the physical and development of the mental, will evolve into a mere brain-box. It Is to be sup posed that It will be a world In which everything will be so perfectly ordered that It will run like a well-oiled ma chine. There will, of course, be no poverty and no crime, and everybody will be supremely comfortable and unspeakably bored. Strang Isn't It bow we madly strive for mechanical Inventions to secure us further ease. and then, for our happiness, revel In the memories of our early days, when these things were unknown and life was sweetened and given meaning by hardships and privations. What prince of wealth, with all the, new fangled machine comforts that money can command, does not look back to his- boyhood days on the farm, with the same worm corner by the kitchen stove In the fall, as the only time of genu ine, soul-satlsfylng comfort In all his successful life? For romance that ap peals to the heart do we n6t turn to the rich old days of stage coaches and tallow candles, of the spinning wheel and the hoe and the sickle? There is little doubt that the man who can Imagine the machlne-mado world of the future would rather die than live In It A world where everything Is combined and used for some coldly practical end, where the stimulus of want and ambition does not exist; where pleasure, not being productive, Is of course unknown, and where sci ence has totally eclipsed romance would not such a world be very soon peopled exclusively by lunatics? The advertising story of State street, Chicago, can not be told In a few words. From Randolph street on the north to Harrison street on the south, comprising seven blocks on State street, the principal dry goods, cloth ing, shoe. Jewelry and department stores are now located. Less than thirty years ago the largest space used by any merchant In Chicago, In any of our dally papers, was one-half of a single column; and the largest amount paid by any merchant or firm to any one paper for a year's advertising did not exceed $1,600. During the past year a number of State street mer chants have each paid rrom $50,000 to $100,000 for advertising used In single dallies, and a careful, conservative estimate of the aggregate amount paid for advertising In Chicago dallies dur ing tho past year, by merchants in the seven blocks named, reaches the grand total of over $2,000,000. Full ninety Ave per cent of this amount was borno by fourteen leading advertisers. This Immense volume of advertising In Chi cago dallies has been built up practi cally since 1883, a period of but twenty years. Mahln's Magazine. Wby It Passed By. "Did Opportunity never knock at your door, my good man?" asked the kindly lady, "I dunno, ma'am," replied Beery Bill; "mebbe so but I never pay no attention to knockers." Cincinnati Times-Star. rotating Oat the Difference. Son of Successful Editor Papa. what Is a Journalist? The Father A journalist ray son, is a newspaper man out of a Job. Washington Post Trsfflo of the Sues Const. The civilian passengers through the Suez canal last year numbered 02,000, and the pilgrims, emigrants and con victs 40,000. Pokef Is not a game of chance or at least, the novlco has no chance. ML 1 lmuKwwvjnsk-Bl's& Oninions of 4, Tho Utilizing cf Education. F It bo admitted, as Indeed It must, that edu cation like everything else should have an end, It should be admitted also that that end must be a useful one, In some real and practical sense. It Is true that the tendency of much of education Is to take the student ott Into a land of dreams aud to detach him from the scenes of active life. Hut that need not be so. or If so, need only be so for a while. It Is not lost time If young minds are allowed to tarry for a period under the Influ ence of the Ideal, and of the aesthetic family. Idealism Is at tho foundation of all true practicality. Every grand doer has been at first a great dreamer. But Just as surely as tho Ideal Is preparatory for high er living, and study the foundation of success, so surely must the type of cloistral life which characterizes the col lege give place sooner or later to the serious workaday spirit which enters the orena of social, commercial, or perhaps political life to accept the tasks and fulfill the duties of patriotic citizenship. The use of education Is not meant to be a purely seltlsh use. Culture should not terminate In the personal experience of the educated man. It remains for the young graduates to put that creed Into practice. Knowledge Is power, and knowledge Is n sacred trust. It is perfectly true that this Idea Is bclug abused in some of the Industrial excesses of the day where men are taught to become nothing but expert machines, capable of turning out so much work, or of earning In creased dllvdcnds for somebody else, at tlie expense of the training of tho mind and the development of the religious nature. But such over-cmphasls upon tho Industrial Idea In education does not militate against a proper amount of militarism, and while not all knowledge can be practical. In the sense of money-making or comfort-bringing, all cul ture of the mind should have a distinct relation to the bettering of human life and the elevation of the masses of mankind. New York Observer. The Trolley-House. OW that parlor cars and sleeping cars on trol ley lines are established we may be privileged to speculate a bit as to what will como next as an nnnex of the broomstick train. Suppose we hazard the guess that It will be tho trolley house first cousin to the bouse boat. By the build Ingof spursand sidetracks In delightful spots at country or seashore at a fair and far distance from the main Hues resting places for these movable dwellings could be comfortably managed. At one of them a trolley house might remain for as long a time as contentment was the staying power, and when this burned out the trolley pole might be put In contact with the wire and tho trolley house trundled away to pastures new. Of course this Is merely the roughest outline of a possible development of the electric car, but It Is the pleasantest part upon which the lay mind can dwell. Details of It, like the securing of suitable drinking water and the training of every tenant of one of these dwellings to be his own motorman may as well be left to the consideration of those whose business It would be to perfect them. Boston Transcript American Girls and Foreign HERE ponld be no ereater " I assertion that ihe marriages 1 I with foreigners of rank are I rnj.tiil ITn tn ntmrtT there were at least three such International marriages In France for one In England. Doz ens of American girls have married French nobles of the ancient regime, to say nothing of those who obtained their titles from Napoleon, like Prince Murat. Among these may be mentioned the Due de la Rochefou cauld, the Due de DIno, and the Due de Dccazes. Many an Italian noble, from Prince Colonna down, has married an American young woman. There are examples of such marriages In the Spanish peerage also; the Duchesse d'Arcos Is an American. Many American girls have mar ried German nobles, and one of them. Miss Lee, of New ERRORS ABOUT MAD DOGS. Popular Hellefe Concerning Them that Are Deeply Rooted, There are some popular beliefs not quite classable as superstitions which seem too deeply rooted for universal education to destroy. Several of these concern mad dogs. The Idea that a healthy dog which bites a person must be killed because If It should at some future time go mad the person bitten would have hydrophobia Is reluctantly given up, even by some persons of ed ucation. Even more strange Is the be lief In "madstones" about which much has been printed of late. There are many "madstones" in this country and the believers In their efficacy always know where the nearest one Is kept In a sense these porous stones are pub lic Institutions. Some of them have curious histories. One was the property of an Ohio negro named Depp, and on his death was placed In the State library at Co lumbus, from which, according to re ports. It was recently taken and ap plied to the wound of a woman bitten by a supposedly rabid dog. The same report stated that the dog was not mad after ail, but that the woman re ceived blood poison from the stone and died. That stone's career of heal ing should be ended by now. A Virginia newspaper recalls that another "madstone" was kept at the State penitentiary for many years and was free for the use of any person who wanted It applied to a bite or other wound. Later a "madstone" which may perhaps have been the same specimen was sold at auction In the country for f39. Perhaps the stone having the most remarkable history Is In St Louis, and one of Its "cures" has recently been exploited In the newspapers. It was brought to this country In 188T by a Russian physician who settled In Ne vada. He said that the stone bad been used In Russia for 150 years, In proof of which fact be submitted documents written on parchment In Russian, which the people In Nevada bad to take on faith, as they could not read the language. He offered the stone for salo at $l,t00, and a farmer who had seen a similar stone elsewhere and had faith In It agitated the forma tion of a stock company to buy tho stone. About a thousand stockholders paid $1 each and the remaining sum necessary was contributed by tho pres ent owner. Tho stone was used on all the animals and most persons that were bitten by dogs. In at least one case, the owner says, the dog was not shot on the spot, but kept until It died of unmistakable rabies. So celebrated are the virtues of this stone that the neighbors aro willing to believe that Great Paners on Important Subjects. f ? llli ritt-nnt I farmers I mrvrarai states, acifc-lliK'lc of south of Husband's. mistake than the of American glrlp mainly confined to nf n rpnttirv nern deafening noises, T MM THE LATEST TRICK CYCLING FEAT. To a German, Paul Munder, belongs tho dubious honor or being the latest claimant to fame ns a daredevil blcyclo rider. Until recently Munder was an amateur bicyclist, but his bold spirit refused to bo confined by tho feats performed by his brethren, and ho has blossomed out as a circus per former with an act that takes one's breath nway. Dashing down a steep Incline from a height of fifty feet, ho and his bicycle leap through the air for a distance of nearly forty feet, landing on a mattress. At present Mr. Munder Is trying to amuso tho pcopio of Berlin with this exhibition of foolhardlness, and It Is said that ho will soon put himself on exhibition before American audiences. an offer of 3,000 for It has been re fused. New York Evening Post CURIOUS SENSE8 OF REPTILE8. Their BnrprUlnir Power to Divine the Presence of Far Dletant Water, Prof. Werner, of Vienna, a natural ist of note, has reported tho results of observations be has been making for some time on the senses of Inferior ver tebrates, and be bns reached some cu rious and surprising conclusions. The professor took all posslblo pre cautions not to let the creatures know that they were watched. One general fact Is very evident, that reptiles and amphibians are strongly attracted by water. They go straight toward it, oven when they are at distances so great that they could not divine Its presence by any of the senses known to us. It seems really that a sense of which we havo no knowledge Informs them of the direction In which water may be found. Tbero seems to bo a sort of chemical attraction, says M. Werner. But how does this act, and on what part of the creature? This re. mains a mystery. Reptiles also seek the light, but Independently of heat. They often leave comfortable and warm retreats to seek the sunlight. Sight Is generally good with them. It Is probably the finest sense that they possess, but it would still appear to be very limited. The caymans and the York, at present tho wife of Count von WaUlcrsee, had for her first husband a reigning prince, tho Duke of Au gustenburg, who wan eligible for Intermarriage with any Imperial fntnlly In Europe. Then have been fewer ex amples of such marriages In Austru-llmigary. At this moment we recull but two, that of Miss Carroll, who mar ried 'Count Interims-, and who now lives In Washington, and that of Miss "Mabel Wright, who first became Mrs. YstiHgn, slstcr-ln-law of tho Dowager Duchess of Man chester, and subsequently married a member of tho high est Hungarian nrlstocracy. Whether tho rule about six teen quarterlies, which Is so rigorously observed In tho court circle at Vienna, has been relaxed In her favor wo know not. The truth Is that the number of American women who have married European nobles would be found, upon n complete enumeration, to have exceeded con siderably n hundred. We add that whllo there have been flagrant exceptions, theso International marriages seem, as a rule, to have brought, the average amount of happi ness. Harper's Weekly. Homesteaders Driven to Canada. mli-nitlnn nf f hnitRnniln nf Amnrlnn to the regions of Western Canada has not uccn tnrougn any lack or opportunity, in the .regions of Minnesota nud neighboring created by natural causes, wnatcver opportunity or room exists, anywhere the boundary line, Is tho result of con tlous wsolly artificial lu their origin- Chief among these Is the tying up of largo bodies of the best hunts lu tho hands of speculators who are holding them for a rise. Tako a trip on almost any railroad leudlng out of St. Paul, and all along Its lino will be found that the unimproved land exceeds In acreage tho amount reduced to cultivation. In great numbers of instances thero lias been no thought of Improving It by Its present owners. They have bought It ou speculation, and when they sell, It Is an even chance that the transfer will bo to some other speculator. Drive the speculator out of tho field, and tho vacant stretches between villages will soon be occupied by farms. At pres. ent, even In tho wonderfully fertile and productive region of the Red River of tho North, a vast acreage is unoccu pied held on speculation. St Paul Pioneer Press. Causes of Failures. NALYZINO the causes of failure In tho United States lu 1002, American Industries finds that of tho 0,071 failures 20 per cent were due to incompetence. 30 per cent to lack of capital, IT per cent to special clrcumstnnces beyond tho business man's control, 10 per cent to fraud and T per cent to Inexperience. Ijick of cap ital. It appears, Is the most daugerous factor in tho busi ness life, as It Is the greatest obstacle to getting Into busi ness. Incompetence, together with Inexperience, which amounts to Incompetence, accounts for a very largo per centage of failures. If to lucompctcnco and Inexperience wo add "unwise credits," we find that SO per cent of fail ures are explained. It amounts to this. In brief, that nearly a third of those who fall In business are. not well qualified for It; another third try to do too large a business, and the rest fall byirenson of fraud, competition, extravagance, neg lect, failures of others, speculation and causes beyond the wisest man's control. Baltimore Sun. Noise! HE modern world, having plunged Into n civ ilization which, with Its factories and rail roads, seems to promise a continual crescendo of noise, has at last discovered a fact which the mediaeval world was fortunately unable to discover. Tills fact Is that piercing and prolonged through the twenty-four hours, are not only offensive to the ear, but Injurious to tht health. It becomes necessary, therefore, for the modern world to combat loud noise Just as It combats heavy smokt and noisome odors.Chlcago Tribune, crocodiles cannot distinguish a man at a dlstanco of more than six times their length, acordlng to Werner. In tho water fishes ece only at very close range about half their own length. This will seem perhaps unlikely to anglers, although some of them, can clto instances showing that fish cannot see far. Snakes seem to have a very mediocre sense of sight. The boa, for example, docs not see at more 'than a quarter or a third of Its own length. Different species aro limited to one-fifth or one-olghth of their length. Frogs are better off. They see at fifteen or twenty times their length. Frog-catchers know this from experience. Hearing Is much poorer than sight, If possible. Most rep. tiles are noticeably deaf, except cay. mans nnd crocodiles. The boa appears to bo absolutely co. Clinnito f Name, Maybe. Arthur What aro you going to do when you get to heaven, you out-and-out Baptists? How aro you going to fellowship with tho Methodists and tho Congrogatlonallsttt? Undo Rufus In heaven, Arthur, there will bo nobody but Baptists. Arthur And they will continue to call It hc.ivon? Boston Transcript Probably no ono is Jumped on so quickly or so hard as tho minister wlio happens to stray from tho straight and narrow path. Science vention A "dying ground" of elephants, a re sort where theso animals go to die, was un Interesting discovery by Major PowcllCottou lu eastern ICquatorliil Africa. A sand worm of tho northern and western coasts of Franco sooms to have a sense of time. It Is known ns "convoluta," and M. Helm states that It makes green spots on tho sand nt low tldo and disappears as tho tide rises, aud continued tlils course dur ing fourteeu days lu on aquarium. Flowers out of tho natural season nro usually obtained by keeping tho young plants In cold, dry houses, nnd forcing them later by beat and mois ture. It Is possible to gtvu young buds prematura development by exposing them to other, and A. Maumana clnlms that such development Is not only more rapid but more regular nnd complete. A curious Investigation by Alfred Bluet of tho laboratory of tho Bor bonno has revealed differences In tho handwriting of the sexes, Numerous characteristics are traced such as carelessness In the writing of women and firmness and simplicity In that of men and an export graphologist has been ablo to glvo tho sex of tho writ ers of 141 addresses out of 180. The writing of old meu rescuiblos that of women. Tho latest addition to American or nainentnl stqnes reported by Dr. George F. lCunz has received tho nama of Cnllfornlte. It was first found about ninety miles from Yreka, Cal where It outcrops for two hundred feet ns a hard green stono of varying shades, and taking a high polish. Tho material, at first supposed to bo Jade, proved on unalysls to bo a masslvo va riety of vesuvtanlte. Flno slabs fivo feet square and two feet thick have been found, and the supply seems to bo large. Similar massive vesuvlanlto exists elsewhere In California and In Europe. Tho Department of Agriculture Is In formed that tho cllmnto of Porto Rico is favorablo for tho cultivation of what has sometimes been called tho finest of tropical fruits, tho mango. But although mangoes abound In tho island, they are seedling trees, and the fruit Is Inferior to that of tho famous Bombay mango, which is a grafted tree. It Is believed that fine mangoes could bo grown In abundanco In Porto Rico by Importing tho best grafts, and that tho Industry can bo dovelopod Into an Important one as soon as tho excellence of tho fruit becomes known In the United States. Tho Japaneso bava attracted so much attention and admiration by their remarkable progress In tho Ideas and practice of western civilization, as welt as by their native genius In art, that tho results of an Investigation of the brain weight of the Japaneso people as compared with Europeans must In terest everybody. For ten years Prof. Tnguchl of Tokyo University has been studying tho brains of his fellow coun trymen. Ho shows that with adults tho brain weight compares favorably with that of Europeans of similar stature, and may even bo slightly su perior. Thero Is ono striking differ ence, however, In the fact that the Japaneso brain grows more slowly dur ing Infancy and early youth than Is tho caso with Europeans. In Japan, as everywhere else, there Is found a posltlvo relation between brain weight and stature, that Is, tho larger brains, generally speaking, go with tho larger bodies. FA8T BECOMING EXTINCT. Ilald Kaajlee Hln Sacrificed to the Mllllnereof the Country. "Our white-beaded or bald eagle Is becoming rarer every year, for our na tional bird Is being sacrificed to milli ner. Before long that may be Its only habitat," said an attendant at the zoo to a Washington Star man, "When on some wild coait we see one of these birds rise from a cliff and begin to circle upward, then his mate, larger even than himself, and finally two full-sized brown-headed birds of the year follow their parents, tho sight Is worth waiting many years or going n long distance to see. We follow them with our eyes until they become tiny motes, then Just the trace of one comes to our straining sight, and they van ish and are lost from view. "In Washington, however, wo may too tho 'courtship gallop of the bald eagle, watch Its nest-bulidlng nnd ob serve tho domestic economy of this bird tho male on guard and the female brooding her white eggs. The first yenr In which the eagles nested In the zoo logical park the female showed great Inexperience tn her housekeeping. In the large flying cage where they spend the winter In company with crows and magpies they collected a quantity of sticks and grass around a small hollow In the ground, and after lining tho cavity with moss tbo nest was consid ered finished. "Both birds took part In Its construc tion, and, from the continual chuckling aud screaming, are presumed to have thoroughly enjoyed their work. Eagles often nert In trees, and these birds placed tbo nesting material round the roots of several saplings, tho stems of which, protruding through the sticks nnd moss, looked not uullko the top branches of a tall tree. Naturally the noxt thing to bo thought of was eggs, but this pair of birds had original ideas and Intended, for a time, at least, mere ly to play at housekeeping. A gocd slzed stone was brought In the talons of the female from another part of tho cago nnd placed In the nest and the work of hatching began. Tho male and femalo sat on the nest on nltcroato days and tho bird not so engaged was nlwayB perched on n log near by ou guard. Tho following year two eggs wero laid, blulsh-whlto In color and about thrco Inches In length. "The temperament of these btids un dergoes a complete chango at the tlmo of the nesting season. At other times they aro easily caught In a net and aro not dlfflcule to overpower, seizing every opportunity of making their escape. But when they begin to plan for their nest ono cannot approach within twen- I ty feet without being nttneked by on or both eagles. When tl'V,1' f ward, ono on each side, nnd strike with 'beak and uplifted feet, It Is no easy matter to esenpo uninir, . - . when trying to photograph them, thi'ir talons reaching the skin every II" e, Hothimr or shoes affording 1IUU or protection." HIS DEBET riNQ BIN. How ItpU Was Cleared o the Cliaras of Dentins'. Ephralm was a man of Importance, being an elder In tho Baptist church and much given to exhortation, pray er and song, says I.fpplncott's Maga zlno. Ills ealiln was tho sceno or many a "revival," and t"o powerful prayers offered by Uphralm on these occasions went the wonder and ad miration of tho colored population. With all his religious ardor, how over, thoro wero times when tho pleas ures of tho world appealed strongly to him. Seeing him approach one morning with downcast eyes and an air of general dejection, Colonel Snead accosted him thus: "Hello, liphl You look as If you were going to your own funeral. What's tint matter?" "Well, kuiiniO, I feels bad, sub, milled Hph; "de 'caslon am a serN-na one, suh. You know do young folks douo liab a party nt Nick Finney's ds udder night, an' as l's lieen n'wrastlln In pray'r fcr do salvation ob Nick's soul for n pow'ful long time. I don thought I'd 'ccpt der Invertatlon an' go, an' maybo I mout drap a word of two dat would tech his heart. But dey was mighty leotlo chaiico ter talk tcr Nick 'bout 'llglon, fer dat nlggrr will danco wheneber ho hcali a fiddle. Well, atiti, I went, an' now dey claims ns how I was ii-dancln'. an" l's ter bu tried ter-day an' put outen de chu'eh," "Well, Kph. that's pretty hard luck, but they ought to know that an elder of your standing would not Indulge In anything so worldly as dancing," tv piled tho colonel with a twinkle In his eye, well knowing that Kpli'a tieset ting sin was not tripping the light fait' tastlc. "1 hopes so, kttnnrl, I hopes so," re joined Hph In a tone of titter despair as he trudged on toward tho town. Ijito tho same afternoon Colonel Knead heard n voice singing lustily "I'so gwtno ter Jluo do band." and recognizing Kph. h asked: "How did tho trial go. Hph?" "Dey cl'ar'd tnff, kunnel, bress do Lawdl dey cl'ar'd ma" "Cleared you, did they? that's good. Then you proved you'd not been dancing?" said the colonel. "No, nth, kunnel. dey proved It on mo all right, but dey 'lowed I was drunk an' dldn' know what I was do In', so rey cl'ar'd me, kunnel- -bress de Lawdl" COAL MINING IN BRITAIN, Great Diniriiltlee Itnrnnntered In Milking Home RhafU. With Increased and Increasing de mand for coal camo the necessity for opening out lower seams, and deeper shafts meant a heavier capital o'iiill Hire In colliery enterprise, says llifl Engineering Magazine. It Is worthy of remark how little the outside public reallzo of tho great difficulties that often have to bo overcome In sinking -such as passing through water-bearing strata or running sands or of the enormous cost entailed by some col liery developments. As early as the year 1820 John Bud die, In giving evidence before the Houio of Ijrils, declared that the cunt of sinking, even then, was frequently 10,000 to X13.OU0; nnd J. T. Taylor stated before a select committee on rating of mines In lfV'T that at Has- well collier)' In tho county of Durham, 10.000 was expended In contending with a quicksand, and that the shaft had ultimately to bo abandoned, At Murton collleery, a few miles distant from Haswell, 1300,000 was expended In sinking, tho quantity of wabir pumped during tho operation nf pass'' lug through the overlying magiieslan limestone, bed amounted to an average of 0,30(1 gallons per minute from a depth of 040 feet; and tho three shafts ultimately reached the 1 1 niton seam, nt a depth of 1.48H feet from the sur face. In April, 18 13. Many deep and costly sinkings several much deeper than In tho last Instance have been put down since tho Murton Winning, but none, I believe, at a greater ex penditure of capital, owing doubtless to tho greatly Improved methods now employed In carrying out such opera tions through watery strata notably tho Klnd-Ohaiidron system whereby tho shaft Is bored out and the s1Ih protected by metal cylinders lowered from the surface; and tho Poctsch or Gohert methods, whereby tho water Is frozen lu tho "running" sand, or other water-bearing strata, and thu shaft sunk through tho solid mass. German Antl-Tlpplim League. A movement has Just been started In Berlin to abate. If possible, the prac tice of tipping In cafes anil restaur ants. An antl-tlpplng lenguo has been founded In Berlin, with branches In tho principal cities of Germany, Tho members of tho lenguo sign n plrdgo to frequent only thoso restaurants and enfes In which tipping Is strictly pro hibited. Tho proprietors of tho es tablishments which nhollsh tho tipping will bo supplied gratis with u big sign bearing tho letters "O. T." (Ohno trlnk gerd) meaning "no tips," pilntcd In largo type, Tho waiters themselves profess to be In favor of the Innova tion as long as their employers pay them a wage sufficiently largo to en ablo them to dispense with tips. It would bo a great relief to tho travel. Ing public, and particularly to Ameri can tourists, who nt homo iro not ac customed to be taxed nt every turn, !( uio lenguu biiuuiu uecumo n success, Hut Ho Has a Full-Dress Hull Ethel That young man that goes around with Myrtlo Is qulto Impress. .Ive-looklng. Maude Yes, he works for a bank, Ethel What Is ho paying teller or cashier? Maudo Well, I think ho only does tho sweeping and tho errands now. Somervlllo Journal, A political demonstration by your party Is synonymous with u street riot when pulled off under tho uuspiccs of tho othor party, Jeffl Cm