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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 20, 1903)
Eruptions Dry, imoImI, miiily tetter, frmi of oozcnm or will i licnnt, pitnplos mm oinor outiuieoim i-iipt Ioiih it. ccod from Iiiiiiioim, (lllicrlnliorllctl, or auiinireil tlii-ouli (lufeollvo ill- (UHtloii ami iiHHliiiiluliiiit. 'Jo treat IIiwii itriiptloim with drying ini'tlli'lm n Ih (liiiiKfroii. Tho thing In lo Ih to tako Hood's Sarsaparllla and Pills Which UinrnuKlilyrlwiiiHtilliPliloml. oxiiollliiK all hoiiiniH iiihI ImiIIiIIh,; Up till) wnolu hyKtcin. They euro Howl's Haraamrllla lx-i iimrifiiilv rurr.t J (I. II lno. I'ranlia, HI , f r,..m, f, ,,1,1,1, ha hail sufferm! fur mini. iiui aii'l Mil AMns Wullar. Hut 213. Aliii.tia. Wl , of iin I'lol un lirr far n-l U,-li ami rhaM akin on lirr iKiur. nr wlili-h aim U-l Urn umtlr iroiiuiiii J iir. urn more tpatlinonlala farur tif Howl's limn run l, publlalieil. Hood's Onranpnrllla promlsoa to euro nnu Koopi inn promise). Chicago lloitinera. Dun t lull n ClilinKo mini Unit IiIh clly liDH loss limn Hunt mlHlmi pnnu- Inuini iiiiIchh on inn n tpuri'il to Willi. I Iooiimtm or IIim ! .M Id' City luivi itxirKiuiUi'il tlii.ir Two Million Cliili, niciirimi'iii'ii u tin. nu Million ( u , itiinni-il their nitKH'Hitlvti rluli buttons nnil iiroinlni'il iiIImkIiiu'ii to thn club eotiHllliitloii, v, liN-li nrovlilcH tliut mid mitmlxT ilium laltn at nil tlmcit Unit Clilvaxi) has ut li'iiht thrr-ti million pi-o pin. ri riTp I aniiahahlljr i iiml, rfontflornartroual ri 10 attar Aral i1ay'auaurlir Kllna'atlraal N lllllP. IJM rC l'lf'JltUIIdllll4IIMllM i. n. ii. mm, 1.111 hi A tin n, . I'litladalpbta, j' I'ardonshle I'rlde. It wm iiiiiiliii'iii incut tiny nnil Minn Kuultu Wliiitnot hail taken omi of tliu irlnclinl prlri'ii At tin? clono of tliu ihitcIuck tii-r frli'inls cruwilml nrniiml lior tn ii (I it their roiiKriituliitltiu. "Hut wiTini'l yon awfully afraid you wouldn't ci-t It7" uski'il omi or tlium un, no," rniiii Minn i;unir, wltn a bright nmlli'. "I Just knew (lint when It ennui tn KiikIIdIi rnuimsltloii I hinl 'cm nil Hklnneil nllm'" Voutli'ii Com panion. (MTAItltll CANNOT ItK CUIIEI) Wlih iMul M'I'llolloiK, they rtunot leecb ttieareliil tlmilta. aai I alarrli Ii a Mix! or t-tiiiaiiiiiiloiialiliaraae, niul nt order In cure It lou lull. t Ial internal rrme-llri Haifa ca tarrh finals team inter nall)r,ati,l arialltectir till Ilia litouil niul mui-o ia aurfari-a, Hall'a Ca tarrh Cura la nut a nuark luoilleli'e. It waa r-irarillal by nil nl die Iwi tialclana In thla mutiny l"r jrara ami laa trcular irrecrlilon 11 la onmineril ul ih lat loniea known, com ln.l Willi llm Uai IiIiuhI imrineie, acting ill. reclljrun th. iiiuiuiia auriarva. 1lt irfect rtftnlHnailon ut lite two ttirriMllenlJ la what pro. dtimincli womlrrlul iraulialncurlniuturli. ballil lur Iratlutultlali, (nr. r. J niKNKY A .. l'io.n .ToleJo.O. Hitlil li itruinllala. ith-t 7fc llalll family I'llll m Ilia I1L CallcJ llltn llrothtr. Jlnrlow I notlrml ynu cnllcj Krwl "lirotlier." IKieii h Iji'Iiiiik to Homo so crot norlety Hint you do? Hlintlop I ilou't Iii-Ioiik to any ao crct nirli'ty. 1 rnll lilm brother bo rmme my wire onco iiromliod to bo n t'ater to lilm. Mhm ntll nnil Mia Wlnalsw'a Hnll,n it iht t il mnel7 to uaa fur tbalr chlMrau ita ulblnr aaaiuu. HabM. Nooioy I've hennl n rumor tbnt alio In to bo iimrrlt'd. Olilbnclie Yt. Nooiey WIio'h Hio lucky ono? OMbnclio Neither of them. If they only know It. lMillnilelphlu Prom. For courti unit ooiilt then Ii no better modlclno than l'lto'i Uuro for Uotiiump Hon. l'rlca V8 conn. True 1'allh. All orciI Negro who loancil licavlly upon n Htlck niul a woman rompnnlon of Boniowlmt llishtor ahnite nnil ynuni; r atoppeil before n llower bel In I'roa pert park the other ilny. Directly In front of them win n boil of llowom In tho ahnpo of n atnr. Kor n few mln ii I on tho "M innn niul tho womnn Knzeil Intently nt tho llnrnl atnr. Kln- nlly tho mnii Krnliboil bin companion by tlio nrm niul poluteil nt tho boil and anlil: "Jennie, the workn of (1ml nm uront. Meeil iley Ik." "l)oy cor tnlnly bo, Thnmna." New York Hun. An Alfritlnie Scene. Mr. YoiiniihiiRlmtiil O.irlltiB. you hnvo been weepliiB. What ia It, my sweoteat InvoT Mrs. YuuiiKlHiHliaiiil- Ilorno rnillab' I mm NOT A SKM It is natural to rub the spot that hurts, and -when rheumatic pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and they are inllamcd Mid sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plasters for relief ; and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily, no amount of rubbing' or blistering- cau cure Rheumatism, because it is not a skin disease, but is m the ulood anu all turougii tuc system, and every time you arc exposed to tbc same conditions that caused the first attack, you arc goinp; to have another, and Rheumatism will last just ns Ion"; as the poison is in the blood, no matter what rou apply externally, too mucii acta in me uioou is one cause 01 Rheumatism : stomach troubles, bad digestion, weak kidneys and torpid liver arc oilier causes which brinp; on this painful dis ease, because the blood becomes tainted with the poisonous mat ter which these organs fail to carry out of the system. Cer tain secret diseases will produce Rheumatism, and of all forms this is the most stubborn and severe, for it seems to affect every bone and muscle in the body. The blood is the medium bv which the poisons nnd acids arc carried through the system, and it doesn't matter what kind of Rheumatism you have, it must be treated through the blood, or you can never get permanently rid of it. As a cure for rheumatic trou bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn't inflame the stomach and ruin the. digestion like Potash, Alkalies and other strong drugs, Joints and the sore and tender muscles arc immediately relieved. Our special book on Rheumatism will be mailed free to those desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters asking for special information or advice, for which no charge is made. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA4 Then lie Out I'oollah. "No," until lli now nrrlvnl nt tho ltmi pern lie" hnlnl, "I din't iinilnratniiil why nil tliimo aiunllil(i men tukn Unit fonllnli linmp ovi'iy Huniliiy morlilni; In aco tho linrmlt." "Voil'il uuilnrHlmiil It If you wont iiIdiiii," hiiIiI tho wIho kuoh), wllli n win l(. "Tliii horinlt la hnrlmiilor." (!hlciiR0 NmvH. A Mlaiiiililfil Thunderbolt A lllllvlllii nxi'liiitiKn aiiya: "l.lnlit iiIiik aliui'k ii (k-i)ri:lii tinilo In thla iiclKhhorhnoil Inat yKHr. Tim mule aurvlveil tint ahork, but wn liavi'n't aven nay 1 1 k 1 t ri I n k mniiuil horn Hlme." Allanln Ciinatltutloii. Don Carlo, Don Cnrloa, thn preliiiiiler to tho Hpnnlnh throne, who, It la repotted, la piopiiriiil In rellniiulali hla clnlma In Unit illri-rllon, la r,.l yen in oM, ami the fnthnr or ono ami ami threo iliuiKhtora. AcconlliiK to tho Ht. Jiuni-a (Inzotte, lie hna frli-iuln In ICmkIiiiiiI, anil la ilellKhl eil to ahow them ovor hla woiiitorful prlvnto iiriuory nt thn 1'lnr.zo l.ori'ilnn, Venice. Il la an unerunlvil collection I'realdent Diaz. Oiltalilo of Mexico tbero la a kuiiit nl Impreaaloti that becuuao l'roalilent Dlnz la now aoventy-tlireo yenra olil ho muni ho fiillliiK unit Hint nt boat ho can hint but n llltlo time limner. "On tho contrary," nnya n mini who hna Juat returned from n liiialmnfl trip to tho nlator repiihllr, "half n mlnuto'H talk with tho KnnnrnI will illapvl any audi notion. Ho la of Oaxaen Imllnn hlooil, a trlbn noted for longevity mid phyalcnl proweaa." Deitrucllva DampneMi Ho bud la thn dnmpnoaa In Ceylon Hint u honk will hnrilly Inat a year. Thn moat oxpenalvo comorn, mndo of tho moat perfectly aenaoned wood np pnrvtitly will warn In Coylon. nnd nil Ita inula will becomo uiikIuciI. What Madlum Hal Done. Sir Oliver Lodco protcata ncnlnat tho current Idea thnt tho discovery of milium In nny wny ahnkew tho Ioiik ac cepted lawn of aclonce. On tho con trary, It nnirina them, na tho Inatnbll- Ity of mutter which nullum provea wna tlicorotlcnlly nciiulroil In tho electric Iieory of Ita constitution, wero true, nnil radium completes thla theory In stead of deatroyliiK It. Itndlum Rlvoa ua, In embryo, u transmutation of tho dementi!. Th Summer "Cottage." Tho niimmcr "cottneo" on tho Ren- ahoro la tho aclccted plnco of n( othora for thnao who hnvo nothliiK to do, who hnvo no dealro to do It, nnd an abundance of time In which to do It. There ore tons of thousand of thorn. In n circle or n acorn or two of mlloa nbout New York. Mnny of them aro occupied year nfter year by their owners, nnd many others aro built for lenao, nnd aeo n new tenant ench acn son. Now York Letter. I'rottctlnr Hooka In China. "Wo hnvo to vnrnlah oil our booka In my country." anld n Chinese; "other- wlso they would aoon bo eaten Into n nrny powder by n Uttlo black Insect llko a beetle, that takes to books na n cat tnkc-s to mhos, everybody In China, when ho recelvoa n conalgn inent of booka from Kuropo or Amor- leu, mixes n Uttlo pot of varnish nt onco nnd proceeds tn coat his booka with It. Thla lluld la a perfect pro toctlon; It la mado of creosote Canada balsam, resin, spirit of wlna nnd man tic." rnlladolplila Hocord. An Advance. Jlnglo I know Hint fellow, StormB, tho comedian, would coma to tho front. Wollor Woll. ho haa, hna bo? "Yes. You remember ho uaod to piny tho pnrt of tho hind less of tho elephant In tho pantomime? ' Yea." Well, now bo'a playing tho front lega. N. Y. Dnlly News. No Cauie for Sorrow, Onco nt qunrtor sessions, ns Recor der of Shrewsbury, air Arthur Jeer, wns sontenclnR n hypocritical prison or, who, hopeful of softonlnR tho JudRo's heart, shod copious tonrs, and in reply to his lordship's Inquiry Hnvo you ovor boon in prison bo- roroT Bobbed tonrfully: "Novor. my lord, novor!" "Well, don't cry," wna tho recorder's reply, "I'm Rolne to aend you thcro now." Woman's Way. Blio Now thnt I novo openly con- feaaod my ono Indiscretion to you, w lint do you say 7 He That you hnvo committed second. Ilrooklyn Life. BffSE&$E. UNABLE TO BLEEP AT NIOHT. BUney, Ohio, August 80, 1003, A few months ga I was foollni weak and run down anU unabla to arot aloep at nlstit. I felt extremely bad, and alao had rheuinatlo pains in myjoluta and mua. Glee, 'ino roeaioine x uaea ixave sua oniy tatnDorarr relief at beat: eo aeelns U. B hlgnlr recommended for auoli trou ulei, X beg-an Ue use, ana artor takin for eome time waa wall pleased with nrit Ii the reeuit. It did away wltn tba rnenmatio Ealna, a aye ma rerreehlnar aleep and ullt uu ray general syetera, giving me atrengtn and energy. It la a good rnedl elne, without a doubt, and 1 takepleaa. lira In endorsing it, R.r.D. No.l. 0. 8. IJOUailTON. mil tones up tne general ucaitti, gently stimulates the sluggish organs, and at the same time antidotes and filters out of the blood all poisonous acids and effete matter of every kind j and when S. S. S. has restored the blood to its natural condition, the painful, feverish WOMEN NEED NOT APPLY. KiimLii Ofltclnl W.a I'roof Agalnat All lllenillaliinerite. "Thn hand Hint rocks tho crndlo rules tho world" Is truo of aome coun tries niul of mnny periods of history. Kven In Hiissln cherchcz In fnmliio contains the clow to mnny n sudden promotion In llm hierarchy of tho slnttvsnys n llusRlnu correspnnilent of tho Loudon Telegraph. Hut In Ilnst ern .Muscovy thorn aro still some In lli'ilbto civil servnnta left who fanat ically place duty iiImjvo nil other con slilerntlons, even tho dictates of K"' liintry Itself. (iospodyti Tarn us off Is one of Hie most energetic of tho hrothorbood, niul tint luteal illsplny of his alngle-iiilnd-cdjiess Is tho Hicmv of warm discus sion In the Itusslnn press. A lndy had coiiio tn sco li I in with a vlow to his employing her ns clork In the railway engineering olllco of which he Is tho chief, appointed by the government. Miss ICondnkoff wns thn bearer of a powerful letter of rocoiuuieudntloti. Hut tho nustero misogynist, refusing to seo her, rend tho recommendatory i-plsUo nnd wruto buck to say that ho did not heeil tho lady's services. Kho Is fin M to bo a iiersuu of good looks, prepossessing manners and considera ble persuasive powers, ant doubtless, for theso reasons, she mndo n series of strenuous efforts to see tho head of the department personally nnd plead her cnuso under the most favorable con dltlous. Hut he d eel I nod to see her, nnd sho rcfuwd to desist from call lug. At Inst he Issued the following cir cular: "I hereby waru tho female clerk ICoudaknff to desist from her vis Its to tba cabinet of the bead of .the department Tor communications tbero exist printed forms; It Is fruit less for her personally to bow nnd scrnpo before me, and, what Is more, It bctrnys a lack of feminine mod esty so to obtrude herself. Moreorer, I am not one of those heads of de partment who nt sight of a petticoat drop their cherished principles. It Is a mattor of common knowledge that I nm opposed to tho employment of tho 'fomalo element,' and that alone ought. I hold, to hnvo sulHcod to keep the fvninlo clerk out of my office. I am simply lost In amazement at her ehamclossncss In seeking to curry fa vor with a man who makes bis action n matter of principle In any case, however, It Is In rain to hope thnt the request which has already been de clined In writing will bo granted as n result or oral discussion. Indeed, tho mere fact that sho has not already seen this haa thoroughly convinced mo that no such female clerk ran hnvo n plncu In my department. Per sons like her are but n aoureo of de moralization to the otUclnls and are obstncles to tho progress of work. I.et them go bnck to their former patrons. They bnd better select soma other place than the ofllco of tho head of tho department for loafing about In. In my ofllco mid all along the Una I need mcii who enn work, and not the rustling of petticoats. I-'urles nnd pom pous women like her I decline to tol erate In my department, and I refuso even to aeo them. "(Signed) (J. TAItASSOFF." THRIFTY GERMAN WOMAN. Htie Makea the Oovernluent Custodian of alnable Pecurltlaa. If women arc not quite such good hands at nmklng money ns men, they at leant take the palm In devising extraordinary imi.iua for saving It, aays I he London Telrirrnph. A curloua case In iHiInt baa recently come to the kuowledgo of n firm of bankers In lluuzliiu, who, disgusted nt the clever ness with which they have been de prived of their yearly fis. have made he Hinder public. In tbnt city there Is n wealthy woman who Is wont to Improve her mind by frequent travels nnd ns she osKetses n goodly collec tion of debentures, -shares mid other kinds of scrip ahe was accustomed to deposit them In n well-known bnnk here during her absence, pnylng a cou- slilorablo sum for their safekeeping. Last March alio hit upon a most in genious wny of cutting down this ex pense. Kho put all Iht scrip In enpn- clous envelopes, hnd them duly regis tered nnd directed to a fictitious nil dresa In Herlln, writing on the en velope her own nnme na the sender. ami requesting that they should be n- tiirneil to her In ense of nondelivery. And then she set out for her Journey. Tho packets In due time found their wny to the capital, whero the post left nothing undone to discover the where abouts of the mythical addressee. After having spent days nnd days In fruit less research the officials gnve It up In despair nnd returned tho packet to Ilunzlnti to be linuded back to tho sender. Hut ns she wns absent and as It Is ngalust tho rules of the German post to give registered letturs to nny ono hut tho perron whose name Is on the envelope the authorities were forc ed to tnke charge of the packets until the woman's return. The saying thua nffectod Is sold to be very considerable and tho post and the bank are devising aome method of checkmating the scheme In the future. In tho I'aily Days. The world has been n long time In (linking n Uttlo progress. The delight with which tho public hnd greeted the alow-going stage, coach chows how Ut. tlo was required to arouse the people mid cnll forth tholr astonishment. Thnt vehicle which roqulred two duya to tnnko the trip from New York to Phil adelphia should have been known ns Tho Flying Machine," no longer ago than Hilt), seems nlmont Incredible In this day when wo go from New York to Chicago In half that time. As a atudy of contrast!, before and nfter tbc grent nwnkeiilng which fol lowed the birth of steam power and tho Inauguration of the locomotive, thla chapter from n hundred years ago la 'Interesting. The atago coach was tho marvel of n alow ago which tho world had been centuries In reaching; tho locomotlvo is the necessity of n rapid nge, which has not yet celebrated Its centennial. From "The Kra of Stage Coaches," In Four-Track Nows. If you want fame, don't write a hook; Invent u washing machine. Sometimes It's the man who doesn't hc'!tato that gets lost Your Hair "Two years ago my lialr was falling out badly. I purchased a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor, and aoon my lialr slopped coming out." Aiits Minnie Hoover, Paris, III.' Perhaps your mother had thin hair, but that is no reason why you must go through life with half starved hair. If you want long, thick hair, feed it wilh Ayer's Hair Vigor, and make it rich, dark, and heavy. Il.tt a Will. All (Vanilla. If rnur (Iruffelat cannut atiii)r you, eeiitl ua (trie dollar and too win expreae voua buttlf lie mreariil elie the iiauio of toui neareatexprraaulliie Aililrf-e, J. C. A Vi;ll CO., Jinell, Mam. Alighted Too Hoon. It hnd Inkeu considerable) prrsunslon to Induce the old lady to trust hnrself In nn automobile; but lluslly she con sented because, says the Automobile Mngszlue. she wns anxious to reach the bedside of her sick grandchild In a village some twenty miles away. The owner of the big automobile, who was touring through Iing Island, had been very kind about It. He chanci-d to bo near the station when the old lady found alio had mined her train, and when be overheard her lauientattona he Insisted that she should accompany blm. Ills routo lay through that particular one of the half dozen Iong Island villages nnmed Hampton where the alck grandchild lay. They atarted at last, and everything went well until, In attempting to pate a wagon which occupied most of the road, the flying automobile went unex pectedly Into the ditch, and rather vio lently deposited Its occupants In an adjoining Held. Itecorerlug from the shock, although somewhat confuted from the rather unusual method of alighting, the old lady asked of the chagrined chauffeur: "la this a-a-a Hampton?" "No, ma'am," ho managed to gasp; Whle la an accident" '0 denrl" said the old lady. "Then I hadn't oughter bare got out here, had ir Hail Lost Traok or (he Case. The young woman who, when asked If she bad read Itomeo and Juliet, re plied that she bad never read Juliet, but she thought Itomeo was lovely, was of the tame temperament as a village postmaster who knew or pre tended to know something of all the doings of the world, great and small. Some wags from a neighboring town wbo strolled Into the postofflce one dsy thought they would hav- some sport with the wtte man. "I tuppote It's pretty dead up here, Mr. Pratt," said one. "Well, not so dead as you think gucsa there ain't much goca on that we don't hear about, even If It don't happen right here." "Why. you people don't know the war'a over," said another, falling back on the stock phrase. "Oh, you can't work that dodge on me," replied the postmaster, looking shrewdly over his spectacles. "I guess I follered the negotiations with Kitch ener In tho pspers." "But tbore are some things that aren't in the papers." said another youth. "I don't believe you know when Shakspeare died." "Well, no," said the postmaster. "1 didn't know that he was dead, but I heard last week he was pretty low." The Nebular Hypothesis. The nebular hypothesis survives In name, but with connotations indefinite ly diversified. Regarding tho modus operandi of cosmic change thcro Is no concensus of opinion. That there wns In tho beginning n solar nebular all nre agreed, but whether It wns gas eous or pulvcrt. whether It shono with Interrupted or continuous light, how it became ordered nnd organized, how It collected Into spheres, leaving wide Interspaces clear, tho wisest nro per plexed to decide. Oct More Power From Coal. Such has been the Improvement In engine boilers and fire boxos that tho power derived from n pound of coal today is nearly three times as great as it was fifty years ago. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Mutt Dear Signature of ee Psc-Slmlle Wrapper Below. Turf email and a easy Yv.talu as saguv FOR HEADACHE. rOR DIHIHItt. rOR BILI0USHE.9. FOR TCRPIO IIYEIT. FOR CONSTIPATION, FOR SALLOW SKIN.. FOR WE COMPLEXION! uunvimt MuatKAvaaiflaATuaa. rurctr 'TftsM?w& iiiiwiLurasrs CURE 8I0K HEADACHE.! gaWJM4lltBaar.i;MBCTI El In lima. Sollbrdrimlila. Ul ABSOLUTE SECURITY, CARTER'S flWk fl p,LLS' TCt.1 UHItIMtH I PAIIMIMi IN AIASK4. Although much hua been written In ridicule nnd condemnation of the gov ernment seed distribution, one portion of tho couiilry believes in It emphatic ally. During tho past yenr Hie govern ment bus given weds of barily vegeta bles, enrly gnilns, clover, grnss nnd llower seeds lo seven hundred nnd fifty settlers In different pnrts of Alaska. Ho difficult Is It to obtain seeds In the fnr north Hint without such provision few would alteiupt gardening. Miners nnd prospector on tho rivers nnd creeks fnr III Hie Interior report tbnt their liomi) produce not only greatly reduces the cost of living, but In u land of canned goods Is nn Important factor In good health. An I ml la ri farmer repmls Hint he Is "rnltlng a world of cnbbiige;" iinolher Hint he II veil nil Inst summer on vege tables from government awl; n third Hint his strawberries from government runners were five nnd n half Inches ill circumference. A whlto miner ut Hkngwny declares bis hardy flowers "tlio finest grown nnywhero;" another. Hint n pumpkin vine grew twenty-four Inches In twenty-four liours. In Ynl dez. where in twelve weeks they bad only six line days, gardens were still a source of pleasure nnd profit, nnd a delight to summer tourists. At Cold foot, one hundred miles north of the Arctic circle, the United Htntes com missioner had good success wilh tur nips, lettuce nnd rndlshes, at n time when potatoes were 43 cents n pound nt tbc grocery. At Point Harrow, In the extreme north, twenty-seven days after seeding, the harvesting of let tuce nnd radishes begun. Their condi tion wns perfect, the large amount of Htinospbcrlc electricity nnd the stimu lating force of the summer sun caus ing marvelous rapidity of growth. The riulnnders who, under Itusslnn persocutlon, nre lenvlng their nntlve land In large number", desire to settle In Alaska, where the climate Is simi lar to their own. A site for their set tlement has been selected on the Kennl peninsula, lands have been surveyed, some bouses put up mid crops stnrted from government seed. If Alnskn suc ceeds in securing n Inrge Immigration of the sturdy nnd industrious Finns, her development will be vastly aug mented. Meanwhile emigrants from the Stales are alive to opportunities In our northern territory. Five thousand pas sengers have already been carried to Nome alone this summer, the influx seeming to Justify President Itoosc- velt'a prediction that Alnskn will one day bo ns populous ns the Scandina vian peninsula. Experiments made In the German army with currier pigeons having been satisfactory, every wnrsblp leaving Kiel or Wllbclmsbnvcii will hereafter carry n consignment of pigeons, to be relensed nt vnrlous distances from the laud station?. Have you ever tiollced, says a writer In "V. C." that some tamers carry a second whip In their left hands. which Is never used? Their purpose Is this: It represents to the wild benst tbc terrors of Hie unknown. He has experienced the sharp, stinging flick of the whip In tho turner's right hand, but for the life of blin be cannot Imagine what anguish lurks In that mysterious whip In the other hniid. which is nevei used. Many a turner bus saved bis life In n critical moment by Just lifting thnt unknown terror nliove n crouch ing, growling, fury-maddened tiger. In the kitchen annex nt the home of Louis Hawks, In I'lshklll, the unusual spectacle now Is presented of a duck ling chumming with three kittens nnd tho mother cut. The duckling wn hatched nil by Itself and was brought In by the kitchen fire. Soou It found Its wny tn where the kittens were housed. The old cnt took kindly to the newcomer nnd permitted it to squat down right among the kittens nnd sleep. Now tho duckling nnd the kittens piny mid romp together, and tho mother cnt apparently has como to look upon the little feathered creature as one of her own children. Wanted to Oct At It. Hardware Dealer Wbat do you want with such a heavy saw! IUlkens Mr wlfs has mads a fruit cake. Ills Explanation. "To what do you attribute this al leged decline In the drama" 'To a very simple fact," answered Mr, Storuilngton names. "Too many of our actors care more about playing bridge whist or baseball than they do about playing 'Hamlet.' " Washing ton Star. Exports of Kuglanil and America. In eloven years British manufactur ed exports have decreased by 3.5 per cent, American manufactured exports have increased by 174 per cent and Gorman manufactured exports have Increased by 8S.6 per cent. Child Education. St. Petersburg la to have a world's fair "devoted to child education, Its growth, Its achievements and Its most ndvunced methods." Scvcutccii mil lion children In Ittissla have no school opportunities at all. Juit Before the Scrsp. Wlfo I wonder how they make those parlor matches? Husband The process Is very elm plo. I onco mndo one. Wlfo Indeed! How did you mnn ago It? Husband Hy first making n fool of myself In your mother's parlor during our courtship. Chicago News. HcguUtlng the Hules. "Why didn't you slop nt the hotel?" "Too mnny rules nnd regulations." "Itpatrlcted your liberty, eh?" "Oh, no. Hut every lime I broke one of the confounded rules or rent! lallons ono of the servants bobbed up with a grin and had to be tipped." Now York Hun. A New Way of Putting It. Tho old farmer wns telling n story thnt was very hnrd to believe. The neighbor who had Just been In severnl horse trades with him listened In si lence for awhile. Then h spoke. "Lookah ere!" he said. "Are you talkln' horse or truth?" Chicago Post. Ills Position. "Say, Chlmmle. see dat man gettln' on de car? Dai's the postmaster gen eral." "Aw. gwan! He ain't no general ain't got no brass buttons nor stars nor not'ln." "Aw. he ain't no soldier general. He's dc man who hands out letters at de general delivery windy." Perrin's Pile Specific The INTERNAL, REMEDY No Case Eihts it Will Not Cars , OltKi.llN St. Melt roKTI.M n' I I nil llorre aiel ilav -bn"t f.ir sir! Mal li-i-atlon --aiiua buiMIng- Moilern equipment ra.lpmi' ' olso '"rear atlnti and ai-ciat conrira Mlltr. klo rmi'in Art i-i rr.aruo tf pe. lal isla lllitatraleil i-a'at. fte- l.a-ler term oih-'.b l-e! r tar. r i ELEANOR TEM1BTTS. Principal. tjiii ij glfii i'i'i'k $its 'i&ifo vVlh Bilious? Dizzy? Headache? Pain back of your eyes? It's your liver! Use Ayer's Pills. Uently laxative; all vegetable. Snlrl fnr fifl venrc. i.c.ijnco -wet w j MWIII, Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE nm cm-o pitocmi on r mti teomtnckjt 8 ON RAINY OAYS WEAR tOWEfti Waterproof sd&l! OILED , ZSJBRK CLOTHING SLACK or YELLOW. IT MlICS EVCtr DAT COl'MT 1nITVMHWM1 j... 1m J4, mill Mf fm. t4 I rn fe. f fail.- feat Km ".II r iv I fe Iiadplmplee on her race, but the has been uktnc CASCAUKTS and they hare aU disappeared. 1 had been troubled with constipation lor some time, but alter tak loir the nm Cucaret I have had no trouble with this ailment. We cannot speak too high ly or Cascarets." FBSO WiRTUAK. 670 Qermastoifn Ave.. Philadelphia, Pa. Plaaiant, Palatable, I'uient. Taite Good. Do Bool. Naverblcken, W eaken.or Gripe 10c jsc. 60a ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Il.ril. t.aay Cm-ataf, Ckla.t. NmIi.iI, s.a Tail, ill lin.Tfl.nAf! 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'tha mi-lho.1 la rlaltl anil the prim anil lima rMulml .E,,, l?""ihl l alire aaiif-tir rtantla. 5J.".'.',L,li:W rrllriilar I" tha .IMKHIrAn I A HHKIt (-lll.l.KtIK ,lii,-.), uai Kmall N I'orilana, lirficMt. ... OMMK QtllCK spaciai ,r,am i,. , H. iHh IVn.l sTeel ft. w, won Seaml. U In., Ilit: south ll,l chlllei't Howa, wh beam, li f , ; to. a.,,,.!, h,, (MiJeVrUvwI. n tv. An."..' F."' '" lrlor. No tun! Ki '"J1 i1, "' ai "'" wheel ..i. "! ll Hi" na lor Hei on thlnery Co., foot n Ma.rlMn M lurtland, Or. L.N.ROSENBAUM Notary Public Attorney-at-Law Pension Alllorney Solicitor of Patents Phonetl Sunset, Mi In 1589 Ind., A I WO 301 New York Block SEATTLE, WASH., U.S. A. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Tim wniKUrfrji (h. tlH ellN tOr l r1S(J irrnt brrn,o h i HTM pipi mithmil nperft linn thnt urpfflrrn tin lo (1l. lit cure, with ihnnm wnntlerftil t. hi liWhMnl, WOll, t)lKH hark tiiil vtKtj.hlM j that are tittlrHj an I ki.tiwn to mril'ail ri ncf In ih. omnlry liimuKti lh ni of ihm Mrnilmsj rikmedlP4 ihi fmMH doctor know th rtlon of over MO dllTfrrnt rm fdlM, which h mi rem nil I r uw In dllTfnnt d Up gurntm to rtir cttrh, Mtlv nut, lung, hnel, rheumatism. nrvun. vtoiDew-h, llrer. kidnfyn, rtr.j hn handrinlii of iitimonil. (.liars nweVratf. laJt and Mm l'all?nt out of ih rltjr writ for t-iUnk) anielrrulart. Hfnd ulanip. CONHUI TAT ION t'KKL AliDlCKrt The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 25i Aider St. MnrtlanJ, Orro.i. rMrnt)oI paper. Washington Farmers and Stockmen Indorse Prussian Stock Food! READ THE FOLLOWING LETTERS. THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES. I aire tiwl mi..ljn stix-lc roM ror the pa.l Itir,' yeara ror ii..r- I a.up nncriianan TAT PRODUCING FOOD HA&NUtUUALi IIMitl Hiinnrmnn rrrt- i o r lit- titr-iiptha s-rttt-m In Ktneral and p- t w life and vlifnrln tha animal la mj tl r t.'i-inrso I RikI Iii try lfUnawhn fid a t unit l film a ni it oiu INCREASE tii a fli tr f ml 'It I i a nj,irkd tWr AUq with t -ii a an i mi m. all r In prtt nUr that in ashi. t In RrnllDR 1'rus.ltn Htn-k fiMul salll t'fteck, tba maladj an i f hj ntngtr 1 navt tried mine Itimlai nf favwlat Knt I KnisMr iTuwlan Block t'ocA tha BEST on tha marfctf to-dar T mi. Our, UTtn port, wish. IT DOUBLED lacrciic In Milk. IMac-a ulDir tha 1'roMlan Stork fond with tnj mltch cow 1 find hrr nppl or milk haa incraaawd from O N E to TWO auartaaarb milking:. 5TOCKr03D ttMSMpetinaM I b AtuswoiTU, Kockford, J S500 Pianofor S Send Postal Card to Eilers Piano House, Portland, for Particulars. This fine piano is nude especially or us according to specifications to meet the requirements of Western cli matic conditions. It is at once the (iaest tonrd, the most dirible and the most perfectly finished piano obtaina ble. To brine our piano prominently tefore the best people of the West, wc will, for a limited time, make the most eqceptional concessions in the way of price and terms. We wilt deliver one of these choice pianos (nothing better could be had even if you were willing to pay $00 cr more), freight paid to any station in the state, for $3 18, cither cash or on payments of $21 down and 9 per mcnth, deferred payments to bear 8 per cent per annum. Otter styles not so elaborately fin ished, but of good quality, for $183, $156 and $218, payable at the rate of $6 per month. Write us to-day, as this offer is lim ited strictly to the first three instru mnnts sola in every county Mention this paper. EILERS PIANO HOUSE Washington Street, Corner Park PORTLAND, OREGON. O.her large stores, San Francisco, Cil.. Sookane. Wash., and Sacra mento. Ul. No -47-I90J. "lyllEN writing- to adtertlaare vleaa II mention tills paper. Sanders Disk Plow Mmpleit anil moxt perfect tnJo. He fore you Kho your order (or a Dllc Flow be lure to ex amine the Sainler. t'orialo by the old relL alio house of Mitchell, Levis S Staver Co., saugEar-aTiTTm n ri.iin uiu-ii i iiaiii imi. 1