Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, November 13, 1903, Image 7

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    Catarrh
Invites Consumption
It Wfiikiim tlio tMlcuto Jiiiik Usaiioi,
de-raiiioa (ho (UkchiIvo mKim,, ,
brcaka ilmvn t lio riirrn hciilih.
It oflon -aimo4 liomlnuho mid illnl,
1ICM, llllpllll H (iu ,,., ,ll0
liCBiiiiK, ami iiffrcla (lin volco,
iii, .,
qtlllca it coiiitlliillitniil remedy.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Kaillcally mill lii'riiiiiiienlly niics ca
tarrh ot lliu nose, lluuut, iluinach,
uowum, nun tiioru ilclli ulo oijjaua,
Head tlio li'ulliiiiinliili,
T.. ...I. Ill..l . M ....
iiu tiiutuiiiiu iiir iiooiI'm firm ilka
Hood'a. Uo lino to (jut Ilooit.
"I m troubled with catarrh S) yean.
RrclliR ititeiiirnli of ciirrt liy Hood's Har.
pnrllta resulted to try II. l'our bulllei
entirely cured me." Wiiihm Hikihun,
iihuuiu ni., Mllwauiee, wii,
Hood's Oornapnrllln promlsos to
euro nnd kouus tho promlao.
Illi liscuse.
"1011 can't K Inside," wild tlio
iliHirkii'iirr ol tlm vllluifu tlii-ittT.
WllCri'llI It llTllllll I'lll lu 'flllM'H Clllllll
aKKKWilIwi IioIiMiib forth. "Vnu
ro drunk,"
"Zrunk?" echoed tlm njipllt uul for
adiuMoii, hIid wim lavishly anil lurid
ly Uldilcd up IiihIiId. "Couri.li I'm
hie trunk I Why KWKlKoli'!inlKlityl
lio you 'HIWI I'll Mr hiiiiIo M-0
your darned old nhiiw If I muhii'I hie
crunk?" Hiiuirt Set.
The Proper llntrance.
Mllilrcil, iikhM, una illvliliiiK wmio
ratuly ttlilch liml U-en Ivcn her with
her fniiilly, MtyiiiK:
"Tlila In for iiintiiinii, tlila for Vir
ginia, thin for C'lmrllf," etc.
Mumiuii asked: "Where does ua
como In?"
"At tlio front door," nui the iroint
reply.
St. Jacobs Oil
Prioi S5. uid JOo
A Crucial Tclt.
One day my sister wiia rending to
my llttlo lirotlivr out ol tliu history,
tliut tlio kiiiK " "never know 11 to
amllo after tlio death of his wm." Af
ter tliliiklnit awhile, ho said:
"U'lmt iliil ho do hcu they tickled
him?"
Grandma's Defender,
My two rnualna wero talking when
they were little, nnd tho lurgriit wild:
"My aunt ltollo is n jrood mint."
Tho fcinnllest 0110 then wild:
"Willi, I Knees my Kruuiim la a good
aunt, too."
CATAltllll CANNOT 11 E CUUKIl
With loctl applleatlons, aa they cannot reach
tboteatotthodltcaae. Catarrh It a blood or
conilllullonaldl.i-sse.and In ordtr to cure tt
you mint take Internal remedies. Hall's Ca
tarrh I'ureU taken internally, and actsdlreetiy
on Ilia bloo.t amt mucous surfaces. Hal!' Ca
tarrh Cure li nut a nuack medicine. It was
presrrtbrd by uio ol Uio brt phjrilrunt In thli
t'ountry lor yrara, an.l laa rricular irraLrltlou
It lacoinixp(ll tho tit loiilea known, conv
Mnnl itllti Hie lrii blow! mirlllen, acting- ill.
roclljrou Ilia inlinnn aurlarri. 'the rrlect
romblnatlon ol tho lfo Intrcllcnli U wlulpro.
diicri inch Mnmlrrliil rriulli In curlnioatarrb.
bend for irillmonlaW, Irco.
P. 3. CJIKNKY A CO.. I'ropri.. Tolcilo, O,
Hold br drnaslata. lirlro 7V.
llalUFamllr I'llUara tba Uit.
At the Capitol.
lit This la tho ludloa' Kitllcry; over
thero la tlio inou'a gallery. Juat aliovu
tho apenkor'a dok la tho prenn ttnllrry.
She Oli, yen. And wliero ia tho
roguca' Kitllcry?
lio Why cr tho coiiKroHmicn alt
down thoro on tho main tloor.
Watermelon Dlamonda.
1'laco a lino rlpo wntormolon on Ice
and when thoroughly chilled cut in
rather thick allcoa, rotnovojjll beoda
and cut In dlamonda; plnco in n pretty
glaaH diah and rprinklo each luyvr with
powdered augur. Borvo on dainty
plates aa any other fruit. Washington
Star.
Coldt
11 1 had a terrible cold and could
hardly breathe. I then tried Ayer'f
Cherry Pectoral, and it cve me In
mediate relief.1'
W. C. Layton, Sldell, III.
How will your cough
be tonight? Worse, prob
ably. For It's first a cold,
then a cough,- then bron
chitis or pneumonia, and
at last consumption.
Coughs' always tend
downward. Stop this
downward tendency by
taking Aycr's Cherry Pec
toral. Tbmiluil 2Sc, tOc'SI. All Jreitl'H.
Consult your doctor,
It lit MM Ukt If,
th.n do al lit. Wl. h t . !
toukt II. thou don't tWe it. 1 1
Ltait H wltb Win. w" ' "";
It h. till, you not
I For Rheumatism I
H Ntmralfflta Sprnlni 8
Lumbnifo I! r 11 1 B o N
X DsoKaoha Soranoia M
X Sciatica StllYnoca A
A UsttttcUrstuUe remedy H
V
i
J. U. AYKlt CO.
, Low. 11. Mail.
t'lvik 'I'll ia 1 hiti'k pluxzit la pretty
aliuky. It inuy hrruk down aniuo
night. 1'roprletor Mint It bo rtihullt?
Clerk Oh, no light H tip. Town
Toilc.
"Hny, nmniinn," ipierlnl llttlo Murjr
KIIpii, "wliufa n Ufitd 'letter?" "Any
luttcr Hint la given to W father to
mull, my dour," replied Uio vtlnu moth
rr. Clilvago Nuw.
"Now," aula the Itttrlicr, "enn you
tell mo anything ahout Illawatlia?'
"Yc," replied Hinry; "It'a Uie ttmo
Hint made I.ougrollow famoiit." Clil
cngo Itccord Herald.
An old Heotchwomnii, when ndvlaed
hy her milliliter to take antiir to keep
lieriwlf awake during the mtuioii, re
plied: "Why dluim yo put the auulT
In the aornion, moil?"
I'riiuk -I've got even with Jnmca nt
Inat. Kdwnid--Ilow did you do It?
I'm nk -I gnvo Ida girl a pair of pretty
timet, nnd ho will ho ruined In keeping
them tilled with flowera.
MUtrcaa -llrlilgct, dou't you think
ynu enn get nlong without o much
coinpnuy? I nut euro no out elao would
atnnd It. llrldget Hnro. iiin'ain, tliot't
why Ol'iu atnyltig wld ye.
Mr. Noiilelon," alie anld, "If you
try to hug and klaa iuo agulu I aliall
call pnpn." "Whom la your father?
ho naked. "Ile'a lu tho Vullowatouo
Park." Chicago Ilecord-Iferald.
Doe your wife da much fancy
work?" "Kancy work? Blie won't
even let a poroua plaator como Into
tho liouno without cruclietlng u rra hop
der round It nnd running a yellow rib.
hon through the hole.
Hmlth May I innko n confidant of
)oii? Jonee Why, certainly. Hmlth
-Well, I'm hard up and want tun
pounda. Jouea You cun truat mo; I
am nt allout nt tlio grnvo. t linvo
bennl nothing. Plck-Me-Up.
Newly inn Jo Ilrlde Mnmimt anya
ho doea not think wo will erer junr
rel na alio and pnpn do. (Irooin Nev
er, deareat. Nowly-tnnde Ilildo No!
tho aitya you will ho milch easier to
uinnnge than papa waa. TIMIIt.i.
Algy- (iwnco hna a hnhwld father.
When I nwtked him far her hand I
mid, "Iaivo for your Vlntighter hna
dwiven mo linwf cwnty. Cliolly And
then drnh hoy? "Then tho old hwtito
anld. 'Hat, eh? Well, who completed
tho Job?' "
"Ilo'a nn Inventive getilua, and tho
molt aucceMftil and prollllo one I ever
heard of." "Alwnye Inventing omt
thing new, ch?" "No; ho'a always In
venting aomtthlng old and making the
public bvllove It'a new." Philadel
phia Preaa.
Tho preaenco of mind of an Impecu
nious lover waa llluatratd recently nt
n linmnr, whero there waa a stall for
tlio anln of watch cbartua, "Uli,
(leorgo," anld tho Indy, "buy mo a
chnrml" "Sarah," answed he, "you
have too ninny already."
Mist Itomanz Of courae, you'vo
read that new love ttory of Ids? Mr.
Crahl (reviewer) Yea; I had to. Very
realistic, wasn't It? Mlai Ilomnuz
Oh, the Ideal Why, tho dialogue tc
tween tlio lovera waa perfectly allly.
Mr. Crahbe Well? Philadelphia
Pre a.
Fritz, a nerman lad, atd little Tom
were very fond of each other, although
neither could underaUud what tho
other Bald. "Why, Tommy," aald bit
father, "your playmate doea not apeak
l'.ngllali, does he?" "No," anld Tommy,
"but wbon a bumblebee Mmig him yes
terday he cried lu Kngllali, and 1 un
deratood hlml"
"Your hubnnd, madam," wild the
chief of police, "hna been nrreatcd ou
tho charge of nrnoii." "Whnt'a that
mean?" demanded the woman. "It
mcaiia that ho la accused of starting
the tire nt hla place of business
that " Nonteiue! Pro been ninr-
rled to that man twenty yesira, and ho
never would atnrt the lire."
Mm. Scrooge I am writing to ask
tho Ilrowna to meet the Joneses hero
nt dinner, and to the Jonotoa to meet
tho Ilrowna. Wo owe Utetu both nn
Invitation, you know. Mr. Scrogge
Hut I've hoard thoy've Juat quarreled
and dou't apeak I Mra. Scroogo I
know. They'll refuse, and wo needn't
glvo n dinner party at all! Tlt-IIIIa.
One day when little Klslo camo
homo from achool her mother naked
her what aho had learned that day.
Klele replied, "I learnoil to apcll tiinn."
'Tell me how you apcll It, dear," anld
mamma. "M-a-n, man, repucu i.iaie.
And how do you apeli boy?" "iou
aiM'll It the aame way, only with etnall.
cr letters," replied Klile, after a mo
ment's thought.
Hceuo Platform of suburban sta
tion. Small crowd looking out for tlio
King Kdwurd's Special, duo to pas4
through on Its way to Port Victoria.
City Man What's It nil nbout? Por
ter (with knowing wink) I)ook o'
Lancaster going turougu directly, air.
City Man Nover hentil of nnybody
with that natiiel Porter Well, 'o calls
Imsclf tho Dook o' Lancaster, but It s
reolly tho King traveling In Congo.
Punch.
In crossing tho ocean n father nnd
son both became, very senslck, Tho
father recovered quickly, but tho tton
waa so eiliaustiM wiiu iuo niincx inat
ho sank Into n state of npnthy, from
which It aoeincd ImiioBSlble to nioiisc
him. Tho atenmer physician, think
lug he would try n sudden xhock, said,
1 hnvo bad netva for you; your fit titer
Is deiidl" Tho son, ruining his expriu-
alouless eyea to tho doctor, replied!
"Lucky maul" Tlt-liita.
A Priillulent l'lniilat.
"Your daughter plays sotuo very dif
ficult music," anld tlio visitor.
"I should say sho does," answered
Mr. Cuiiitox, serenely. "Her teacher
lays sho plays things that nobody ever
thought of attempting to write."
Washington Star.
When u fovtuno teller tells n mini
thero Is n woman ou his trull, tho only
mistake sho cun mako Is lu the com
plexion sho gives tho Nemesis.
A meiuiHmnu often has n powerful
lutlucuco over a good woiuiu.
MARSHALL FIELD
Cured of Catarrh of Kidneys by
Pe-ru-na.
HON. JOHN T.
Hon. John T. Bhcaman, who has
Mnralinll l lelil & Co. n wliolcsalo warehouse, and Is corporal :d Itcglmcnt
imautry, I. N. u., writes tlio rouowing
Hlz. Chicago, 111.:
Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Gentlemen "Last aummer I caught a cold which seemed to settle In
my Mdneya and affected them badly.
largely advertised, but they did not help me any. One of my foremen told
me of the great help ha had receive! In using Peruna In a elmllar caae, and
l at once procured aome.
"It waa Indeed a blessing to me,
aay, and trouble auch aa I had affected
runa cured me entirely and I would not
ary." JOHN T. 8HEAMAN.
Mr. Jacob Plele wrltea from 4t
Sumner avenue, Ilrooklyn, N. Y.:
"I am now a new man at the age of
seventy-five yeara, thanka to your
wonderful remedy Peruna." Jacob
Flelg.
Catarrhal Inflammation of the mucous
lining of tho kidneys, also called
"llrlplit'H ftltftnan " ranv lift ultltni- nrlltn
or chronic. Tho ncuto form produces I
symptoms of such prominence that
Jail for Runaway Huabaids.
Ono year In Mate's pripon, or (100
line, or both, is tho jionalty now im
ported by law upon recreant Iew Jeraey
liusliandB who willfully de?rt their
wives and children and go out of the
fliiti) to cKnpo tho responsibility of
raring for their families.
For bronchial troubles trv PIso't Cure
for Consumption. It Is rood couth
nitdlclue. At druggists, price H cents.
Her Idea of Identification.
'That bank clerk wouldn't give mo
tho money. Ho said I'd have to identi
fy myself.
"Did you?"
"I couldn't. None of my linen is
marked except my handkerchiefs and
I'd forgotten to bring ono with mo."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mothers will End Mra. Wtnalow's Soothing
Trup tbt beat rtmtdy to use for tntir cnuartn
!Li ttttblns season.
Unfortunate Alliance.
vtt, , ,
LtttIO .Alary n llltncy, WHO llUU JIIHI ,
, , , , .
been punished by her lather, camo to
her mother with a dcci.lvgrleved ex-
prexHlon upon her faro and said: J
".Muiiium, l wlali Lzra ititncy nan .
never married into this family." j
CITO r. rmaomtly fnrad. nonttorntrrouSMtt
1 1 lu after nrBtday'auitorDr.Kllne'afjraalNtrra
lltalortr. Htnd ror rr IS3 inlDoiutanairtiuMv
Ur. 11. U. Kllot, Ud.-tll ArcbBI . 1-hlladelphla, 1'a,
Tor Wall Cracka.
ra.. 1. it .....I. !.... I
Diopcracka ill n nun nam piuticr ui ,
paris, but mix tho plaster with vinegar,
not with water for vinecar nrevenlH '
!. .Vi . I . , I1'"1",
118 eCllillg IIKI lllllkiy tlllU lllllkCB 11
easy of manipulation.
A Good Beginning
If the blood is in good condition at the begiuning of the warm season,
you arc prepared to resist disease and arc not apt to be troubled with boils,
pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning skin eruptions
that make one's life a veritable torment and misery-
Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the
blood and strengthening the weatc
places in your constitution. Curing the
cold winter months we are compelled
to live indoors and breathe the impure
air ot badly ventilated rooms and of
fices. We over-work: and over-cat, and
get too little out-door exercise, and our
systems become clogged with impuri
ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs
and humors of every kind, and warm
weather is sure to bring a reaction,
and the poisonous matter in the blood
and system will break out in boils and
pustules or scaly eruptions and red,
disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make
a good beginning this season by taking
a course of S. S. S. in time ; it will not
only purify your blood nnd destroy the.
germs and poisons, but promotehcalthy
action of the Liver and Kidneys and
give you a good appetite at a time
when you need it most.
8. S. S. improves the digestion and
tones up the Stomach, and you are not
continually haunted by the fear of
indigestion every time you eat, or
troubled with dizziness, nervousness
and sleeolessness. There is no reason
to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified
and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish
blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and
bring on a long train of spring and Bummer ailments, break down the con
stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, nnd other debilitating disorders.
Itczema, Acne, Kettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and otherirritating skin
troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons
escape the diseases common to spring and summer. S. S. S. is guaranteed
purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier nnd the most in
vigorating audplcasantof all tonics, Write for our book on "The Blood and
IU Diseases." WE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA CA.
MANAGER
WAIIEHOliSE
SHI-AHAN. OF CHICAdO.
been for seventeen years manager ct
letter from 3Tb3 Indiana avenue, Hat
I tried a couple of kidney remedies
aa I am on my feet a large part of the
me seriously, but four bottlea of Pe
be without It for three months sal
tho serious nature of tho disease Is at
onco suspected, but the chronic varie
ty may como on so gradually and in
sidiously that Its presenco Is not sub.
pected until after It has fastened It
self thoroughly upon Its victims.
At tho appearance of the first symp
tom Peruna should bo taken. This
remedy strikes at once at tho very
root of the disease.
A book on catarrh sent free by Tho
I Peruna Medicine, Co., Columbus, 0.
Correct.
Gobang I wonder who this Is who
advertibes for tho return of a watch,
and no questions asked ?
l'crdi'k Somo man. No woir
would do it. Judge.
Live By Fishing.
More than one-fourth of the inhnbi
tants ol New Fuundland aro engaged in
catching ami curing iit-li for a living.
"CAeCAItirrsI do all elalMed Tar ihoa.
and art atruir woodorfui urdlcloo. fbtTt often
.uu lur mruiw.ii i,ra.nv to la.tBDUB, iui
ail. touna It ID utinmi blocotsklDCIIi.m mr
utuuu na. oen ponoro ana mj coiopiciion oaa im-
protadnumierfu. rand i r.ei muei ttur m t.ary
"Bau.i.n 8ILLaK..Luitr.U.-i..D.
p,Mol. r.i.t.blt. I'otent, Tsato Good. Do
Oood, Kt.ersicatD. weasan.or Oripe.toczsc.soo.
CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
ti.rii.t a.-.a, r-M-r. niw ..ir..t r... sn
Ufl.Tal.niR Soldtnd annrsnlrtd by all drof
EU-IU'UAla gi.uio CiilCKTobaooollabli.
HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS.
I had a horrible
attack of bolls
tbntbroko out all
over my body and,
from -whloh I
could get no pot
alble relief until
I bee; an taking
your mtdlctnt,
nnd from xny ex
portenoe I can
lately aay 0.S.8.
ta the but blood
purifier In the world.
M rt. M. r. 8MYT1IER3.
Wythovillt, Va.
THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER.
Whilo llvlna' In Mhermac, Tex., I bo-
blood. X ran down In appatlto am
T1VUU Ul lUIJIUtS, ....IT
in appstiio ana
enorg-yt waa acarcely
r i
n ol
sdi. io at.
aoout ana naa to no
off and rett
ocoaslonallT. I took H. B. B. and be
tran to Improve at onot, and alter a
thorouch courts became atrong- and
well.
I think B. 8. B. the best mtdlclne Z
ever uted aa an appttlaer and ion
era! tonlo. J. O. BOOTT,
811 Jlallroad street, Some, Ot.
AND COS
lift Cliti WHtSI All tut liiiir. Kl
lisf DmI Coosa f r ru p. Taaloa Good, cat f-Jd
IJtJ Intlmo. Hold by drogsl.u. HI
BAD
BLOOD
JrdFQm candy
Of TJ9 CATHARTIC a
HK TRAOI MASK aiOJtritCO J&tf
are anttdoted ana me turn, acta dioou
made rich and strong before the coming
of warm weather.
A course of S. S. S. now would be
a safe precaution and a good beginning
and enable you to pass in comfort
through tho hot, sultry months nnd
PEW DICKENS H01SEQ LEFT.
Harola of tto.ttrii ImproTtmtnt He
iDontlble for Tlitlr Demolition,
Very few of Dickon' houses remain,
Oue after another of tho quaint old
buildings described In hla tiovola or In
which their acenoa wero laid aro being
torn away to glvo room to modern of
fice bulldluge. "The Old Curiosity
Shop," the boms of llttlo Nell, ran still
be Identified In an old paper and Junk
warehouse In Portsmouth itrcet, near
tho courta, and near by, at No. M, la
the home of Mr. Tulklngborn, the law
yer In "Weak House," It wnt occu
pied for a long time by John Forstcr,
the biographer of Dlckeni. Oliver
Ooldimltb lived and died In No. 2
Urlck court, Middle Temple Lane, up
two flights of atalrs, and Is bulrcd In
the adjoining churchyard. lilackatoue
wrote bla commentaries In the next
building, and hla room may be seen to
day. Thackeray and Tom Taylor lived
at No. 10, and Milton spent several
years lu the same locality. Nearly
overy one of tho old buildings Is Iden
tified with historic charactera.
Over on Holborn, one of the great
arterlee of trade, aeveral of the Dlck
eni houses may be easily found by the
use of the Dickens Dictionary. Dom
bey & Son are real people and have a
tailor abop In the city. Mr. Dombey'i
house, which DIckena layt "stood on
the ahady aide of a tall, dark, dread
fully genteel Itrcet," may be one of a
dozen or more answering that descrip
tion. Admiral Lord Nelson, Lord By
ron and Turner, the celebrated painter,
lived In the earns block. Hairy Gamp
and Detaey Prlgg lived In a abop In
Klngagate atreet which la now occu
pied by a barber; Furnlrala' Inn, for
merly one of the moat picturesque
buildings of old London, In which
DIcltena wrote "The Pickwick Papera,"
"Bketchea by Box," "Oliver Twist" and
"N'IchoIaa Nlckleby," has been torn
down within the last two years, and
In Its place now stands a magnificent
structure of red brick and terra coltn
belonging to the Prudential Life Insur
ance Company. St. Andrewa' Church,
across the street, la Identified with
Oliver Twist and Hill Sykes, who
stopped and counseled under Its shad
ow one night on their memorable burg
lary excursion. W. E. Curtis, in Chi
cago Hecord-IIerald.
A GENTLE PROFE8SOR.
Two Antcdotea of an Old-Time
Yalt
liittructor.
Dr. Dwlght, In his "Memories of
Yale Life and Men," gives many a
glimpse of the gracious men who made
for themselves a good name at the
same time that tbey built up the repu
tation of the university. College life
half a century ago was as unlike the
life of to-day as the Instruction non
given Is unlike the work of the old
recitation room. Dr. Dwlght tells two
stories of Professor Sllliman, one of
which Illustrates the educational and
the other the disciplinary spirit of the
time.
I had presented myself before him.
ou a certain occasion near the end of
my academic course, for nn examlna
tlon on studies In his department. He
asked me to take a chair near hint,
and then, In a way peculiar to himself,
a way that was very helpful, rather
than embarrassing to the student, be
questioned me on various points for
half an hour.
Then, rising and going to his table,
be looked at some papers, and select
ing one, said:
"I suppose you would like to have
me give you a certificate that your ex-
imlnatlon has been satisfactory, which
you may hand to the president."
I gave him, of course, an affirmative
answer. He then banded me the pa.
per. saying:
"Not doubting that you would pass,
I wrote the certificate before you came
In."
The professor was requested to give
the first vote In the decision of a mat
ter of discipline. He took the college
catalogue, which was lying on the ta
ble near htm, and opeatng tt, he said:
"What Is the student's name, Mr.
President?"
"Jones," the president replied.
"Ah," said he, after turning over tho
pages somewhat carefully, "Jones of
the Junior class?"
"Yes," was tlio reply.
"I notice that ho is from Baltimore,
the professor nnswercd. "When I was
lecturing In that city his father enter
tained ma most hospitably at bis
house. I think I would treat the young
man as leniently as possible.
Tho itensonlnR Child.
It was In a Philadelphia public school
the other day that a claw In spelling
was going over a lesson In words of
two syllables. One of the words wai
"mummy." "Children," said the teach
er, "how many of you know the mean
ing of the word 'mummy' "? After c
long sllecne one little girl raised her
hand.
"Well, Maggie?"
"It means yer mother."
The teacher pointed out her mistake,
and explained fully the meaning of tho
word. Presently the word "poppy"
had to be spelled.
Who knows what poppy' means?"
asked tho teacher.
The same little girl raised her hand,
this time brimful of confidence.
Well, what's the answer, Maggie?"
It means a man mummy," replied
the child.
Consumption of IMr Iron.
The consumption of pig irou in the
Pulled States for tho year Is estlmat
Pd nt 20,000,000 tons aud the furnaces
havo been producing on that Imsls, but
million tons of pig Iron has been
bought abroad. This hits depressed the
market so that a number of funmce.
I.tivo blown out.
Wntor Itlglita Involved.
At the dinner of the Associated
Press recently. Congressman Hede, ol
Minnesota, said that there wits so mud
water In some of tho present day trtist-
thnt he doubted If tho stockholder.
could rcnllzo even tho riparian rlshtf
Wo lltul that we are getting old, nu
that nil our llfo wo have been toi
;owt!cil for tliuo to read a ilcscrlpt.'o,
of a sunset.
We object to the word "winsome
tuiylug out of tt uorel to bo nppllei
o uuy tettl girl.
Miss Agnes Miller, of Chicago, speaks
to young women about clangers of the
Menstrual Period how to avoid pain and
suffering and remove the cause by using
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
"To Youjfo Wome.v: I suffered for six years wilh dysmenor
rhea (painful periods, so much so that I dreaded every month, as I
know it meant three or fjtir days of intengo pa'n. Tho doctor said
this was due to an in (lamed r-ondition of the uterine appendages caused
by repeated and neglected colds.
"If youns girls only realized how dangerous it is to tnko cold at
this critical lime, much suffering would be spared them. Thank God
for Lyilla K. PlnklimiiN Vegetable Compound, that was tho only
medicine whirli helped me any. Within three weeks after I started to
taho It, I noticed a marked improvement in my general health, and at
the time of my next monthly jeriod the pain had diminuhed consider
ably. I kept up the treatment, and was cured a m.-mth later. I nm liko
another person since. I am in iiereet health, my eyes are brighter, I havo
added VI pounds to my weight, my color is good, and I feel light and
happy." Mis? Aonp.s Mtixsu, 25 Potomac Ave., Chisago, 111.
Tlio monthly sickness re'lccts tlio cond'tlon of ti woman's
health. Anything imiiMial nt Unit time should have prompt
and proper attention. Fifty thousand letter from women prove
that Lydia I". lMiikliam's Vegetable Ccmpottnil regulates men
struatlon und makes th so periods painless,
Itn.U) "WHAT 3IISS IESDUECK SAYS:
Lynn, Mass., her advice is freo and cheerfully given to every ail
ing woman who asks for it. Her advice has restored to health
more than ono hundred thousand women. AVhy don't you try
It, my sick sisters?
Oltnnn FORFEIT " "' f"hwttlirrlnftthorWnsl Utters and slfnareraa tat
faflllllll abort ttaUmonUla, irblob will prort tbelr abaolutt ff-nnlntne.9.
WUUUU Ljdla E. riukUam Mtdlclne Co.. Lynn, Hate. ,
Good Pills
Aver s Pills are eood
liver
pills. You know that. The best
family laxative you can buy.
They keep the bowels regular,
cure constipation.
J. C. AtapCo.
Lbwalf, Maaa.
Want your mousinche or beard
a beautiful brown or rich black ? Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
nm cti tppUKatiroa r. HLtco,HaHnpt. rt tl
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Mann, the
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SI'OKAM; SI3ATTUU UOISE SAUJM MI3DPORD
PAINLESS
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"Deaii Mns. PtNKifAM: T.jdln 12. PinJc
liam's Vegetable Compound has greatly bene
fitted me. I will tell you how I suffered. My
trouble was painful menstruation. I felt as each
month went by fiat I was getting worse. I had
severe bearing-down pains in my back and abdo
men. " A friend advised me to try Mrs. Pinkham'a
medicine. I did so nnd am now free from all
pain during my periods." Jessie C. Li.nddeck.
1201 Cth Street, Kockford, 111.
FItKE ADVICE TO V05IEK.
IteincinLcr, every woman Is cordially
Invited to write to Mrs. I'lnk Iiam If tlicro
is anything nbout her symptoms sho doea
not understand. Mrs. Pinkliam's address Is
French Army Mortality.
Official figures show that during the
years 188S to 1900 the mortality in the
Trench army was more than doubli
that in the German army.
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