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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 25, 1903)
The Itch Fiad Tlnit in Hiilt llliciiin, or ICcjt'iim onn ni iiitioiilwitril iiinlilli'sliillmis ol srroi' iilu. II coimch III IIi'IiIiik, liiirnliiKi ixirlnKi ilryhiK, mill millnn putrlita, mi tluidu'it, itrnti, munis, huh or iiiuiy, It t'ltiiniit Ihm'IimnI by inilnitril npl'll ciitlniiH llio Ill xiil miint Iki rlil n tho impurity tit which it Imliic. Hood's Sarsaparilla I Inn ciircil tlio mint I nrxlnti'iit nnd illlll- 1'illt t'lincH. AciTtit no auliatltiltn for UiiiiiI'h mi Milmlltiilc net llkti It, Ignorance. ltmiortnr 1 meant my (irtlclo to bo pitllifllt', sir. IMItor 1'ntliotlc? You don't know Ilin riiillini'iitn of pntliciK. slrl J lore 7011 davit wrlttxu "Imlty" Itopnrtor Wlmt rltoultl I liavo writ tin, itlr? Htlltor-"lalo" always "bbo" wlit'ii writing intlion Judgo. 1'larra ('urn ft a rrinnly fiirf-miglia, mills nil ixiimiiinpiiuii. Try u. rncozo oettis, - t driittulaia. I'lnclni! Illm Might. is n nnruiurn nxirn9s tirnw up tit n lallnn In lliu t-nrly moriiliiu (or n tnm Itiimiti' unit, h pli'AHnnl looking khii IIiiiiihii nliipHil nut on Ilin platform, mill, Inli.tllnit llii' (rush nlr, onthtislaa tlrnlly ntirtirvnil to thu Ktiartli "Isn't thin Iiivlimrntlnit7" "No, Kir ; It Is Nnrmititton," said Hie coiisdnntlmis ninpliiym. Tim plt'aaatit looking gentleman re t If nil, London Ttilt'graph. Mothata will Oiul Mr Wlntlow'a BontMnr 71"!' i"""' rriiimj iu iiae tur wioir cimurta tl,e trothlng Mftion. Abaencc. "Wo ar horo today," mIiI tlio poN i' inn looking inmi with n thin nt'ck mid ft t-ol'ar thrrti altos ton In ego (or him, "and gnnr lomorrow." "That's rivht," Bgnid thu ilypitlc looking man with tlio Ivory Idark cigar, "mid whun ho gut buck six month Int 11 r aoino nl our heat (rhtmla want to know whr.ro wu'vt) lioun for tho laat two woitka." l'nca. LOWEST RATES To Chicago, Duhiiqiio and the Ihiati to Doit Mollies, Kansas City nnd tho Hoiilhcast, via Chicago Urt'itt U't-at-rn railway: Klwtrlo llghtl trnlna, Unr(imllfd sorvlcn. Write) to J. 1'. Klmer, (1, 1'. A., Uhlrago, (or Informa tion. A Stamp Waited. IVltlahly uliii stampud liur foot. They warn standing on tho cornor. lie had offrndod lirr In hoiiio way. Again alio pUiiimI her foot. "Well," hnaald alowly, "hero la a Intlrr box, out you miiat know you ran't drop your foot In It. You are pimply wasting postage." To llrrak In New Shoee. Ataraya atiake In Altrn'e foot-Ken,, apomlar. Itcllft-a hnl, awaatlne, athllif. awiillrll left, riitra Minn, Inaniwitig nalla anil bunlmia At ii iiriippuia ami iniMi kiiirra,v itotrt arret,! alillllltllle Hainpln in. MM VnKK. Adilreaa .urn o. uuu.ini, i iwy, h. ii Itiivongn la a kind ol wild Justice which tho morn man'a natura runa to tho mora ought law to weed It out. Ilacon. ItKArNKHH UAtl.Kir II C CUUKD iir local appllcftllona, ai (lit rannot ranch tha dlaraiMl irtirllun nl lha tar. Thara laonlvnna wajr luciiroilralurii, anil that la by (unatllu lionai rrniriiiri, jirauiraa iirauini uj an id. (laniailriuiilltliin vt 1I10 mticouallr lpodha r.tuiaruian iui, tiutn una lutip ia in nainnl 1011 liavo a rumbllnir aoniul n lioMr- frcl hrarltiir. anil when It la rntlrclr doad lit afiitaa la tin raailll, anil tititra Hie tnflamraa ttun ran i taken 0111 anil ilila ttibn raatoraU to lorarari ulna ratca tmi rl un ararauiadbr taiarrh, wtikh la nottilnic but an Inflamw cotiiltllfinol tho tn tirmiaaur facta. Wo will alia () IliniJtr.l liollara lor anr rate ol praliiraalratiartl by catarrh) that can not Imi rurra br I tail's Catarrh Cora. Hand lor tlrculara, Ima. V. 1. CIIKNKY A C0H TcJade, a roiaur uruBRiata. 700 Uall'a ramify fllla aia thabtat Very Sale Vautla. ' Tim lorka of a aafoty vault contain I ni! 1010,000 In cold at bank In Hall fax, K, K., IxK-amii deraiiuod. For thron dnya ofTortn wore mndn to own It, but finally part of the building had to bo pulled tlowu. riTn rarmanantiyCurM. nofltiornerroaaDaaa f 1 10 aflar f1nliWlu.nr!lr.Kllnfitlr.iINr. liMlotar. Hml Mr Fro S3 J lrlalNlllaaiiillrMlu& ft. H. II, KMuc, I.t,l..ll A rrb Ku, I'htlajalphta, fa. Illatory ol the Drcia Coat. The proaont dreaa cont wun the roault of compromlso. Tho ordinary aur- tout roat being found nn occasions in convenient It wna tho prnctlco to laat en hnck the Upa to two huttona nt tho hack, witli tho result that In time tho enmo wore cut away a'togotber nnd tho coat ovontually nmdo without them, Your Liver Is it acting well? Bowels regular? Digestion good? II not, remember Ayer's Pills. The kind you have known all yOUr HfC J. O. Arar Oa Low.U, Mat a. Want your moustache or beard a benutlfut brown or rich black? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE l tT ton 14 day at ft Unit wltkut a vs(Mut f Ik bonili, Dot balnc tbl to mora tbiaiotil br uituf tiot wtr lujtotlout. Cbronlo conittpfctlon for ttftn ytirt pliol In Ibti ttrrlbU coudlttoai durlux Ititi tint ! did ritblofMntrdot bulDfrfoaDdiif rtHafnuoh )iiui;cn unttl IbMtvn uitiif OibCAKBTH I now litv froinoD to tbrM imiigti dr. anil If 1 wri rleti I would 1t IIW U) for each Dto?tniDl ll laauctia rallal,- ayi.wuI.iujiit, 1019 UukitU bt., Dairolt, Uleh. Plaaiant. I'alatabla. Totant, Taita Oood. no Qcioo, NanrBlctau, waakan.or Urlpt.lOo, km. ... OURE OONSTIPATION. tuillil f Cmiui, CUmj'i aaalm), lark. Itt BMl:l.-1BWil:)IWJ.l:flgl L5J P7 Ultima. Sold br druntlata. Ml CONSTIPATION M CATHARTIC tfev, tbadi auan aiaianaio LIKEO THE AflMY UA08G0. Mllllaiialra MniiHfiictiircr Hnja Thar Ara Ilia Maacola. "Hero, mlaa, Inkn thla money! Kor the lorn of henven, don't go nwny wlllinut tutting thin money." Ho yelled J. 0, H, JohiiNtone, n Mlu n en poll 11 iiuiniifiii'liircr, na ho rnu through tho corridor of tho Auditor ium. "Ilnve you aeeu her" ho demnnded, na hn mailed to tlio dealt and uccoaled Cleric Hlinfcr. "Who?" Iiuitilred tho Inttcr. "Why, tho Knlvntloii Army mlaa tlmt Jttat pnaaed through." "Went over to tho Annex," nnawered the clerk nnd tho Mlmicnpolla man rnu through tho tunnel. "Have you aeon her?" he queried of tho flrat bellboy ho met. "Who?" Inquired the bollboy In I nliMKfment. I "TJin Knlvntloii Army laaa that col- ' locla money." "Jnat gono up the atrcet," nnawered tho hitter, nnd the ninn from Mlnne npolla might Imve been aeen chiialng up Hie nveniio n minute Inter. i llo (-might her Juat na alio renched Jnt'kaon boulevnrd. "Here, tnke thla dollar." lie anld na he ptndied it bill Into tier hiitid. "I don't know whnt I would lmvo done If I lindu't cmiKht you," nnd then he returned to tho hotel. "I'd been n pnuper In twenty-four houra If I hndn't given Hint girl aomo money," hn explained to tho people who hnd wntehed tho chitae, "They're my maacota, thoao Hit vntloti Army Inaaea. I know Hint I would have been hoodooed If I hadn't caught her. I'd n neon liroko pure." llo wan allcnt u long time. "Haven't aeeu one In ten jeura without giving her money," Htiperatltloua" Inquired ono of Ida friend. "Call It that If you wnnt to, but It'a n conviction with me, I wna anting right hero nbout ten yenra ago when ono of them tapped nio on tlio nhoul der nnd naked mo for n contribution. Hnd n dlino In my pocket; no more, nnd no Job. Hungry nnd room rent atnrlng mo In the face. Wondering what I would do with that dime Didn't pco why I ahouldn't na Well be broke na lmvo u dime, ao 1 turned It over to her. Thnt left me without n cent. Tho Lord won't forget," alio anld. Neither will I,' I answered, only I mennt thnt I wouldn't forget that I wna broke. A mini lunl Just turned me dowu for n Job. Turned me down colli wna worrying, but I hnd time tc wntcli that girl. I snw her atrlke thir teen men without getting n cent, nnd I paw tho fourteenth man giro her . There wna n lesson for tne. I got up mid tried tlmt an me mnn ngnlu. I had resolved to try him fourteen times, If lieccaanry. Hut It wnan't. He gave me n Job becnuso he liked my uerte, mid I wnnt to tell you thnt I lmvo been mighty prosperous over since.' "Almoat n mllllonnlro now, ain't your "Well, close onto It, nnd nil bemuse thnt girl happened to strike me thnt afternoon. And since then no Sulvn Hon Army girl lins ever gone nwny without money when I was In the neighborhood. "Ilerenfter t won't go to aleop when I'm lit Hits neck of tlio woods,", he continued. "Thnt girl enme nenr get Hug nwny from me. If I hndn't cought her I know tlmt I would have n tele grnin telling me thnt my factory hnd been struck by lightning. Well, fare you.well," be anld, as ho walked nwny "Hut, any, any tunc Hint you Bee- one of those girls glvo her something,' wna tho Html Injunction. "Heat lu ventmcut you ever made." Chicago Chronicle. MAN WHO DESERVES PITY. He Who la Compelled to V.at Healsil runt llreakfaata to Its Cmiaoletl. A plea for pity Is entered by mi enat- eru Journal on behalf of the utiforlu- into man who tnrouglt Hie summer mouths Is forced to eat a restaurant bri'itkfnat or wait until luncheon time to break his fa at. And the commisera tion la aollcltod because hoiucoiio lins complained thnt restnurnnt keepers do not give tho amount of attention to serving the day's that meal that they do to tho two inter ones. There are no hard nnd fnst llgurea at lmnd to prove thnt this la ao, but It la rather general conclusion that left-overs from tho day beforo nre used for tho llrut comers nnd that this Is hardly squnro dealing. Then, besides the matter of food be ing uono too fresh, there Is complaint thnt there Is much of setting to rlghU In the restaurants during tho hour one wishes to tk breakfast, which ere- atos u confusion calculated to mnke even nn appetizing meal unenjoynblc. Sweeping, dusting, filling of salt, pep per nnd vinegar receptacles go on un der tho patron's very nose, while tho waltors display n snug frold that tells him, or appears to do ho, thnt lTo has no business to eat 1,1 atrattgo placet, that If lie tins n homo he should be tn It and that If ho hasn't u place to call homo ho Is a very poor apecliuon, Indeed, nnd not worthy of more con sideration than ho Is receiving. With these complaints at hand, then. It seems wo shall nil have to tnl.e It for grmitcd thnt there's n foundation of fact for them and do whnt wo can to Impress It upon restaurant keepers that their first duty In summer Is to do their slmro toward making life plcnsnnt for tho self-sacritlcliig man who sends his family to the country while ho stays behind nnd earns Hit; money to pay their hills mid bis own. An awakening to thl duty swept through tho ranks of purveyors of lire h necessaries and pleasure years ngo nnd the results have been lis sat isfactory as substitutes, or, wo might say, compensations could well ho. bet tho restaurant keepers Join this baud nt homo missionaries nnd tho deserted husbmid may find tlmt desertion Isn't nil tho bad things that some folks de clare it to bo, The small boy always wonders If his mother will over get over bolug sur prised nt the things ho does. It taken a bachelor with money to oxtcrmlnuto the weeds from a youug widow's bonnet. Tlonltli nnd liemily nro tlio glories of jrfect womnnhood. Women who ntiirur constantly with wcnkncMH jicctilinr to their hcx ennnot re tain tlu.'lr homily, l'rosorvntloii of pretty features ami rounded form fa a duty wouum owo to lliuiiiNelves. Wlimi women (iiu troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation, weakliest!, loucorrhuoa. displacement or ulceration of tho womb, thnt Itenring down feeling, inflammation of tho ovaries, back nehe, bloating (or llntuleiiee), general debility, indigestion, and nervous illustration, or nro Itcsct with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, Lassitude, excitability, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melan choly, "nil gono" and " wimt-to-bo-Iof t-alono " feelings, blues, and hopo les.Miesi, they should roinotnltor thoro is ono tried and tmo remedy. Iiyillu I'.. I'liikliiini's Vvgotublo Compound removes such troubles. Case of this Prominent Chicago Woman Should Give Everyone Confidence in Lydia U. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. " Dt.Aii Mna. PiMKHAM : It affords me great pleasure, indeed, to add my If -itlmonlal tn the great nutnlxr who nro today praising Lydlli I!, l'lttlt lluin'H Yi-gotltblo Compound. Three years ngo I broke down from ex (70 Loomla Kt., Chicago, III. President of the St. Uuth's Court, Order of I'or reatera, Uitholio. What is left for tho women of America, after rending such letters as wo publish, but to itclievo. Don't somo of you who aro sick and miser able feel how wicketl you aro to remain , making lifo a burden for yourself and your friends, when a euro is easily and inexpensively obtained ? Don't you think it would pay to drop some of your old prejudices and "Try I.ytlla 12. I'inklinm's Vegcluble Compound, which is itetter than all the doctors for cures?" Surely the experience of hundreds of thousands of women, whom tho Compound has cured, should convince all wemcn. Follow tho record of this medicine, and rcmcmlter that theso cures of thousands of women whoso letters oro constantly printed in this papor wero not brought about by "something else," but by I.ytllti E. I'ltiklintit's Vfgctnblo Compound, tho great "Woman's ltemedy for woman h ins. Thoso women who rofuso to accept anything else aro rewarded, a hundred thousand times, for they got what they want a cure. Moral stick to the, mcdicino that you know is tho Best. Writo to Mrs. Piukham for advice. S5000 FORFEIT I' watannot furthvlth (irodora tha ordinal letter sod fijnature 61 aWta taeUwiiBlAl, which will proes lta abeoluta genulnenen. LidU U. I'luttUua liwUelaa 0.. L7UQ. 1I&XS. Willie's Kitten. "Now. Willie," said tho teacher, "you may spell kitten." "K-l-l-t-t-e-n." he slowly spell!. "No, no," exclaimed the teacher. "Kitten hasn't got two i'a." "Well, ours has," replied the small obsorver, Chicago Tost. l-orce ol Habit. Towne Thoro'a a new baby out at i'opley's, Isn't thern7 llrowne Yes, nnd It's a shame the way the boys aro tensing him. Towne How? Iliowno Whenever they see him hurrying along tho street they sneak np behind him and say "Sbl" and be immodlntely begins to walk on tiptoes. riillndelphla Tress. If the blood is in rood condition A Good Begmnjlng yon arc prepared to resist disease and nre not apt to be troubled with bolls, pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching; and burning- akin eruptions that make one's life a veritable torment and misery. Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the piooq anu atrcngtnenine; ine went places in yonr constitution. During the cold winter months we are compelled to live indoors and breathe the impure air of badly ventilated rooms and of. fices. We over-work nnd over-cat. and get too little out-door exercise, and our systems become clogged with impuri ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs and humors of every kind, nnd warm weather is sure to bring a reaction, and the poisonous matter in the blood aud system will break out in boils and pustules or scaly eruptions and red, disfiguring bumps nnd pimples. Make a good beginning this season by taking a course of S. S. S. in time; it will not only purify your blood mid destroy the germs and poisons, but promotehcalthy action of the Uver and Kidneys and give you a good appetite at a time when'you need it most. S. S. S. improves the digestion and tones up the Stomach, and you are not continually liaunted by the fear of indigestion every time you eat, or troubled with dizziness, nervousness and sleeplessness. There is no reason to ciread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and bring ou a long train ol spring ana summer ailments, break down the con stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders. Kczcma, Acne, Nettle-rash, l'oison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin troubles arc sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons escape the diseases common to spring and summer, 8. 8. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in vigorating and pleasant of all tonics. Write for our book on "The Blood and Its Diseases. 1 IMC SWIFT cessive physical ana mental strain. 1 was unaoia to secure proper rest, also loat my appetite, nnd I became so nervous mid Irrl tublo too thnt my friends trembled. and I was unable to attend to my work. Our physician pre scribed for me, but as I dltl not seem to improve, I waa advised to go nway. I could neither spare the time nor money, and wna very much worried vtrhpn. fortunately, one of my club friends called, .She told me how alio hod been cured of nviirlnn troubles, andhow like my aymp touis Tf ere to hers, seven bottles of your medicine cured her, and she Insisted that 1 take some. " I did so, and am glad that I followod her adrlce. Within six weeks I was a different woman, strong and robutt In health, and have been to ever since. " A number of my friends who have been troubled with ailments peculiar to our sex have taken your compound, and have also been trrcatlv benefited." Miss Elizaiietii Dai.lv, Storks as Scavengers. Were it not for the multitude ol storks that thiong Kgvpt every winter theio would be no living In some parte of the country, for, alter every Inunda tion, frogs npptar in devastating nam bora. Taste for Color. Our hero beat his young wife until she waa black and blue. "the feminine characters In a so ciety novel ato ao apt to be colorless," said he In explanation of the seeming gnucherle. Hardy Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes aro known to live through the winter, awakening with the first warmth. Many larvae sur vivo repeated freezing and thawing. at the becinnlntr of the warm season. HOnfllBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS. I had a horrible sttsok of boll that broke out all over my body nnd from whloh I could set no pos alble relief until I boffs.u taking your xnedlolno, and from tnj ex. porlenoe I can safely any B. B.B. la the best blood purlBor in tho world. lira. M. T. BMYTIIERB, Wythovlllo, Va THE DEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. Whllo living- tn Mhermas, Tex., I be oamo a viotltn of Impure, watory blood. X ran down in appetite ana energy; was acarcely able to let About arad had to stop olt and real occasionally. I took B.B. 8. and be nan to Improve at onoe, and alter e thorough course became strong; and well. I think B. B. 8. tha beat medicine I ever uaed aa an appetiser unit iron- oral tonto. j, a. nuoiT, Bit uaiirokd street, Home, Cla. arc antmotea ana the thin, acta blooa made rich and strong before the coming of warm weather, A course of S, S. S. now would be a safe precaution and n good beginning and enable you to pass in comfort through the hot. sultrv months and SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm CANDY AND CANCER. An Indian Army Officer's Tliaery of tlis Dread lllaesse. In an article. In the Indian Medical flnzcttc Captain K, it. Host, I. At. H., nttrlbtltes tho rlso In cancer mortality to nn Increased consumption of sugar. In tho form of sweetmeats and other delicacies of modern confectionery, mid a corresponding diminution In tho ue of salt-preserved articles of diet. Ills theory la Hint mnllgnnnt disease la pnrnalllc In origin, nnd is duo to the invasion of tho body by n saccharomy cete, tho growth of which la favored by glucose, but Inhibited by suit stances containing chlorine, and only adtnlaslble when the amount of chlo rine In the body falls below normal. Home of his experiments, which he re cords In support of this view, are rath er remarkable. Ho hns cultivated sac ehnromyectes from a variety of tu mors on sterile cane sugar, nnd has nlso prepared whnt he describes as "n kind of tumor Jam," by prnservlng por tions of tumors In tho same medium. Hcctlons of this "Jam" show "the tu mor cell as usual, but tho saccharo my cetes abounding In nnd between them. llo passed chlorine gns through his cultures of sneeharomy- cetes, nnd found thnt It "rapidly killed the organisms, nnd It Is evidently the chlorine thnt la tho nctlvo agent." According to Captnln Host, the guld - ing principle In the treatment of can- cer should be to diminish the amount of glucose In the body and Increaso the amount of chlorine, thereby ren dering the patient's body nn unfavor able culture medium for the specific mlcro-orunnistns. He has put this theory Into practice upon ten patients, his treatment consisting "first, of n strict diabetic diet, nnd, secondly, of piling In sodium chloride Into the body, nnd preventing Its excretion as much as possible." The results are snld to bnve been inost successful, but, unfortunately, the patients them selves do not appear to have been unanimous ns lo the ndvnntngcs of the treatment they were receiving, since four out of their number ran away. Kxperlments were nlso tried upon anl- t n Ii I MtiMmiu mnlnrlat n,1 Hflnntin. romyectes" obtained by culture from cancers being used for Inoculation ; various lesions were produced, and In some Instances the Inlluence of. a salt diet upon the affected animals was studied. In Imitation of the human patients, "one guinea pig and one cat absconded," npparently before the benefits of sodium chloride had been nccorded to them. The nnnouncement that sweetmeats predispose to cancer. If It finds Its wny Into the cheaper sensational Jour nalism, may prove alarming to sun dry Juvenile nnd feminine readers; but If It checks their appetite for confec- Itlonery It will at least Improve their digestion; nnd, nlthough the use of so - dlum chloride ns an antidote would engender n thirst which might be slnked unwisely, there Is little fear of so unpalatable a remedy becoming popular. Still, we think that Captain Host would hive boon wls in tli.fi.r - ring the publication of his theories until he had established them ou a . . . . . . .... . i si . t it i t i """"" """"" am unNcQT mam a "untai mam. He Refuaed to Profit bT Careleaaneaa In Uecordlnit Uarly Transfers. An Incident, which exhibits the sterl- Ing Integrity of a man who could with - stand the temptations of wealth rather than do the smallest act of Injustice, Is told In II. 51. Chittenden's History of Steamboat Navigation on the Mis- sourl Itlver." The principal actor vas one of the early settlers of St. Louis, a Mr. Lellarge, who had purchased a small tract of land for which be paid twenty-five dollars. I Land was then of very little value,' nnd transfers were often made without deed nnd with no more formality tlinu In exchanging cattle or horses. In this way Mr. Lellarge traded his land on what Is now Clair street, St. Louis, to Chaurln Lebeau for n horse. I Long years afterward, when these transactions wero almost forgotten,' and the property had- become very valuable, a lawyer presented himself; to the old gentleman nnd asked him If ho hnd ever owned any laud on Cedar street. Mr. Lallarge replied In' the afllrmatlve, and described Its local-1 Ity. The lawyer then asked blm when ' nnd how be disposed of It. lie could 1 not nt first recall, but Mrs. LcUarge, remembered tho circumstances nnd re lated them to the lawyer, nt the same time remarking to ber husband thnt that wns tho wny they got their horse to set themselves up on the farm with. The lawyer then nssured Mr. Le- Bargo that the title to this property was still vested lu blm, and that he could hold It against all comers, for there was absolutely no record of the conveyance In existence. The old gentleman, with a look of Indignation, nsked the lawyer If ha took htm for a thief. "I traded that land." said he. "to Chaurlu Lebeau for a horse, which was worth moro to me than the land was. I shall stand by tbo bargain now. If Chaurln I.ebeau's heirs lmvo no title, tell them to como to me nnd I will mako them a deed before I die." Tha Composite Ilouee, When Mr. Sttbbubs built a nest lu which to house his bride, He borrowed from his friends the best Ideas they had tried. He borrowed here, be borrowed there Smith's friese and Green's veneer; He borrowed Johnion's portecochera And Cooper's chandelier. He borrowed Wilson's water tank, I'ark's pantry, Gray's grill; And then he borrowed from the bank The cash to pny the bill, Llpplncott'a Mngatlue. Now Use fbr a 1'nrimoe. "Can't I Interest you In this mar velous new Invention, the cold nlr stove?" nsked the nffiiblc agent. "It Is guaranteed to reduce the tempera ture lu the hottest house and will " "Never mind, young inun. I'm using tho furnace I had put lu hist winter. All I need to do Is to tdnrt a lire In It and the house gets so cold It freezes tho tiles." Judge. A blind horse ought to know enough not to run away. Poorly? " For two years I suffered ter ribly from dyspepsia, with great depression, and was always feeling poorly. I then tried Ayer'a Sarsa parilla, and In one week I was a new man." John McDonald. Philadelphia, I'a. Don't forget that it's "Ayer's" Sarsaparilla that will make you strong and hopeful. Don't waste your time and money by trying some other kind. Use the old, tested, tried, and true Ayer's Sarsapa rilla. St.Masotlla. All araitlili. Aalc vonr Aarinr wtiat tia thlnW Af Ar'a Airitrlla. I la know! all khAnttMa Minil old f amllr roedlrlne. fellow hie adrlce aad wa will be aatunM. j u Ariauo., Loneu, wan. - a Question of Precedence, Gushington I wonder what Is the matter with Starr, tho tragedian; ho 'never notices me any moro. 1 Ciittick Didn't I hear yon tell him his style was very much like Dooth'tJ Onsbington Ves, but surely Ciittick That's where yen made yonr mistake. You should have eald Both'e style was very much like bis. Curious Little Anlmsls. A naturalist at Hanover, Cape Col ony, desctibes many remarkable small animals which abound there. 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