TOPICS OF THE TIMES, A man reasons to a conclusion, woman conclude, Polonium may be worth $2,000,000 a pound, but not to u. The .greatest trouble about the cr Timt rouble li that people Insist on talking or it. If a man finds out tbnt the women consider him a good catch It Is apt to nmko him to fly. Nnturo Is always generous with ma terlnla for the man who tries to make an nta of hltnsclf. 80 long as a woman retains her good looks she will be only mildly Interest' cU In rational ureas. Japan and Ituisla are both professing a determination to bo good, but each Is diligently preparing to be bad. A New York man told the courts that he could not live on less than $12,000 a yiar. We can't cither, but we do. It Is odd that dress reform should have mnde such a bustle In the world, when that was one tblug It deprecated. fraying fgr mlnJn, Kansas Is obso lete. The lack di a trustworthy prayer brake makes the practice too haiard' ous. Emperor William says only Ameri cans meet bis wants. It must be true that be Intends to come over to the St. Louis show. King Leopold talks of coming to this country Incognito. Dut how can he, with those whiskers and tbo odor of scandal that clings to hlniT "Let a man marry Just as soon as he can support a wife," says Senator De pew; or as soon as he can get one to support him, he might hare added. The Delaware somnambulist who fired a shot Into his brain while on a sleep-walking tour Is believed to have been permanently cured of the habit The botanist who has discovered a new kind of rubber makes his an nouncement In the nick of time. The old kind Is about played out,1- even as a joke. Chinese bandits have kidnaped an American and wan$'J,X0 ransom. It must be discouraging to a 'good, brisk American to be marked down to that figure after what those Bulgarians wanted for Miss Stone. Lombroso says to be a millionaire one should have quick perception. That's-right. The rapidity of the per ception of the fact by the coal man when we got $30 to the good this spring made our head swim. Change the surroundings of the child and you change Its nature. Better on vlronniont, contact with better people, cducntloti these are the forces that will rnlao tho submerged. And this Is no platitudinous theory. It Is true. It has been demonstrated. There are some persons so low no earthly force ciui raise them. There Is no child born so low but that It may ba raised. The General Synod of the Reformed Church In America has eliminated from the bride's response, In Its mar riage service, the word "obey." As tho Reformed Church Is one of the re ligious bodies which believe In making their forms correspond with their com munlcauts' belief. It probably feels that by this action It has merely rn titled the previous decision of the American wife, who has eliminated obedience from her ride of conduct. That the contractual theory of marriage has taken deep hold of the people Is evl denced by such acts as this on the part of religious bodlw. The sacra mental Idea In marriage necessitates obedience nominally on the part of the wife; but as a matter of practice It Is found. In such unions, that It the wife dpen not obey the husband, he has to. obey her. The corollary of the contractual notion Is divorce. And It Is the duty of the Reformed Church In America, together with that of all oth er religious bodies that have abandon' cd the Idea of authority In marriages to tell bow they are going to espouse the theory that marriage la a contract. with no command or duty to obey any' where, and also maintain the thesis that divorce Is a great evlL Undoubt edly American -.society Is Just now In the position of choosing between the old and the new. In this as In many other things. And those who see no security for the' marriage Institution! no sure foundation for the family, out side of an adherence to and vindica tion of the solemn 'words, "love, honor. and obey, till death do us part." at least hare consistency on their side. A dear little kindergartener, pupil not teacher, made a distinct impression by her answer to the question, "Who was George Washington?" She sold he was "first In war, second In peace, and third In the hearts of bis countrymen.' According to Dr. Barton, the college ' man often resembles a gold brick. He "represents a considerable cash invest ment," and when It comes to a show down be falls to make good. The good doctor Is rather severe on the biceppy, bulidog-plpey, Greek-letter-fratty, 'rah-'rah-'rab boy. It is related of a Missouri engineer at Atchison that be does not hesitate to drive his machine at full speed through the blackest storm at night with wash outs all around, him, but that he is afraid to go home alone In the dark. If someone Is not at the roundhouse to go home with him he sits there till daylight. It U the old story of every man having bis own peculiar fears. There Is In Topeka a doctor who will cut a man to pieces and smile the while. lie is an old soldier and often faced'the cannon's mouth. But he will betray the most abject terror if one of the harmloss little elm tree worms hap pens to drop on his person. The duty of keeping the country clean, safe within and without, the abode of well-ordered peace, a light to the nations, Is laid upon the Americans of these times. The call to the young men especially not so thrilling and blood-stirring as the summons to the battlefield Is no whit less Imperative. The present dangers are capable of becoming as deadly dangerous as dis ruption Itself If they are not averted betimes, and the averting of them will need diligent and vigilant devotion. "The Union has been saved," yes, but what Is the Union for? To establish Justice, Insure domestic tranquillity, provide for the commou defense, pro mote the general welfare and securo the blessings of liberty to ourselves and to our posterity. The enemies we have to dread now and to overcome If we may are busy in our stock ex changes, labor halls, at our hearth stones, in our own bosoms. It will be no easy war; we hare ir work cut out for pit . A new contribution has been made to the age-old discussion as to what Is the stronger force heredity or envir onment. The United States Bureau of Kducatlon has Issued a pamphlet by Arthur McDonald, specialist, on "The Criminal, Pauper and Defective Classes." Mr. McDonald minimizes the power of heredity. He Is optimistic In the belief that inherited tendencies may be overcome by proper surround ings. Crime, In his view, is mostly due to association. The chief causes of crime are outlined; Criminal parentage. Neglect by parents. Poverty. Evil associations. The saloon. Criminal parentage does not necessarily pro duce criminal offspring. It Is the early impressions of the criminal family that etart the wrong tendencies. These ten dencies are confirmed by evil associa tions, accentuated by poverty and for tified by the saloon. If this is true criminology there la hope for society. At commencement time the college graduate is handed glittering strings of sterile platitudes by the man who has never run a factory, managed a railroad, or built a bridge. As the col lego was not organized to teach young men how to do these things. It cannot be expected that the learned gentlemen who deliver baccalaureate addresses are going to discuss the best ways of doing them. The most that can be expected of them are the usual exhor tations to utilize the training received in the attainment of the highest Ideals of citizenship. The question that con fronts the graduate, however, as soon as the Joyous glamor of commence ment has faded away Is, How is he go ing to fit into the great industrial struggle! a struggle that grows more strenuous as the years go by? How Is he going to compete with the young man who has been learning a business while he has been learning Greek or the sciences for four years at college? Here is where, advice will come in handy. Strikingly original and refresh ingly practical is the address of Dr. Draper, a man who lays great stress upon the Importance of relieving the minds of young men of the notion that college training is a substitute for work. In bis baccalaureate address to the graduates from a State university he declared that the reason for the present tendency of certain successful men to decry college education may be found 'In the conceits of too many young college men and women; in their unteachableness and their un willingness to adapt themselves to the present conditions and the details of the labor which alone can build up suc cess." On the question of work Dr. Draper sold: "Work, the steady, per sistent doing of things upon a work' able plan. Is the foundation of all ordi nary accomplishments. If one gets the idea that the things which he has studied In the books are sufficient to enable him to get on without persist ent doing of things his case is hope less." In other words, the college grad uate must be willing to start "at the bottom," trusting to bis college train Ing to Increase his value and efficiency as be grows Into a business or voca tlon. If be is not willing to do this he is in great danger of becoming an educated loafer." OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS s luxury and Degeneration. TUDEN'TS of sociology have dwelt on the Anglo- Saxon habit of luxury as It It were au Anglo-Saxon habit, and not an Implant from the Latin. They do not call It luxury, they name It comfort, and betwoon me one and the other no line can be drawn, for what wa extravagance In the last century Is the common property of all classes In this. In housing, food, arms, clothing, transportation, ornament, domestic properties, the nccoi sorles of travel and hotel life, the every day citizen expvets and obtains more than did the nobleman and merchant thrco centuries ago. The effect of comfort, or luxury. Is to draw men to tho cities where It Is most easily bought; to add to tho congestion already existing there; by that coiv gcstlon to Induce Insanitary modes of life; through luxury to Induce, also, n softness, a weakness, that make us the rradk-r prey of disease, ennui, melaucholy and eventual de generation-physical, mental, moral. Such, at least. Is the theory, but an Instinct, not merely of self-preservation, but of race preservation, begets In us n longing to return to tho soil, to live in the country, or 011 the shore, for some weeks or mouths In the year, to travel, to go abroad In ships, and yachts, to climb, bunt, fish, play golf, to take walking, horseback, bicycling or automobile tours, to fill the eye with light and pleasing Images and the lungs with unbreathed air, to regain tho sense of beauty, to live more simply, and so to bring back the vital ity that Is sapped by artificial living In the cities. Hard conditions make hardy men, If they are not too hard, and In the brief lapses from those conditions the natural rest and npsprlng there Is greater happiness than In acquiring new luxuries, or the forgetting of 0110 pleasure Id a newer. The barefoot boy. fishing with a pin and .whistling In his freedom, la not ouly healthier, stronger. nnd of a sturdier moral fiber, but Is really happier thau the pale, over-dressed city boy who has a hundred wants unknown to the rustic. Still, the country people are anx lous for their sbaro In the distribution of luxuries, and rightly so, for In their environment they arc less Injurious ly affected by them. If affected at all. Brooklyn Eagle. H GOLD FEVER IN VERMONT. Inhabitants In Kami Sections See Vie Ions of Great Wealth. The residents of several of the south ern towns In Bennington and Wind ham counties, Vermont, hare for sev eral months been experiencing a se vere attack of gold fever. Many of them have become convinced that they are living In a new California, and that untold wealth In mineral production can be found In the rocky hills. Many persons who have bought claims have sent samples of their rock to Prof. Mason of the Rensselaer Poly technic Institute of Troy, says the Bos ton Herald. In every case bis replies have been unfavorable, and bp has done his best to discourage confidence In any profit from gold mining n Vermont In returning some of these samples to a party with a decidedly unfavor able report, the professor says: "There Is no gold In paying quantities to be found in the New England States; and very little east of the, Mis sissippi river, There are traces of gold In sufficient quantity to reward the worker everywhere, even in tho backyards of Bennington, but there Is no 'pay dlrf or gold In, this part of the country. When I hare warned some of your Vermont people who have brought specimens to me, that it would be better for them not to In vest money in the hope of reward In gold mining, I have discovered by the long races of some that the warning woa too late and that the property bad been purchased with the' Idea that it would prove to be a bonanza." In the towns of Readsboro, Wilming ton and others near by, thousands of dollars bare been thrown away In the last eighteen months In wildcat min ing enterprises. Malaria Not So Plebeian. Ottlman I suppose your town Is get ting a bit-more fashionable now? Buduubs res, indeed; we used to complain o our "chills and fever," but now everybody refers to It m "malaria." PhlladalnhU rdssr. Protection Against Fire. HE town of Salem, N. C offers a useful object Ics ion In the system of protection from the dangers of fire. The town Is 137 years old, and In all th.it time not only has had no conflagration but no disastrous fire. It has never In all its history bad a fire where the loss was over $750. There was only one dwelling burned In 100 years, dating from 1770, and there never was but one fire which got beyond the building In which It orlg Inated, On that occasion two buildings were burned, each worth $250. During tbo first 127 years of the town's history the total loss of property by fire wns less than $2,000. And Salem Is a town of between 4,000 and 0.000 people. Tho explanation of this remarkable Immunity from fire Is Salem's fire ordinance, which provides for Inspection of all buildings In order to remove dangerous heating appli ances. The Inspectors bunt out all defective flues, unsafe loves and furnaces, Insecure stovepipes and chimneys, and unsafe receptacles for ashes. They also give special atten tion to the construction of buildings. No property owner Is allowed to put up an Insecure building. What Is even more to the purpose, ths people themselves co-operate cheerfully with the Inspectors, nnd from long experienco have become themselves well acquainted with all the methods of protec tion against fire. Thus they have minimized the danger with the results already stated. It Is the old story, "an ounce of prevention Is worth a pound of cure." Fires cannot be absolutely stopped, but they can be largely prevented by thorough Inspection. The causes of danger being removed or provided against thero Is little chance of fire. Chicago Tribune. T: Grain Trade on the Lakes. HE development of the grain trade In the Northwest will be wonderfully advanced when the plans of the Great Lakes and St. Lawrence Transportation Com pany are fully realized. This concern, which has Its headquarters In Duluth. has launched the first of a fleet of ten steamers designed to carry grain from that city and other lake ports down through the Canadian canals and the St. Lawrence to Montreal and Quebec, wbere cargoes will be transferred to larger vessels for transportation across the Atlantic. This Is the nearest we are likely to get In this generation to direct steamship connection between the Inland seas of the North and tbo ocesn. It veatsls were built big enough to mnks them profitable as freighters be tween Duluth and Liverpool, they could not get through the Canadian canals, and there Is no prospect of the Io minion government enlarging those waterways. They have already cost a lot of money for Improvements, and being now adequate for all ordinary purpoacs, they will bo main tained In their present condition for some time to come. They can be used to advantage, however, by ships of mod est tonnage, which are still Urge enough to encounter suc cessfully the perils of navigation In the lakes. Such are the steamers planned for the Great takes and St. Ijiwrcnce Company. They will carry grain for a longer distance with out breaking bulk than any other vessels ever built for Northwestern trade, and will facilitate export by reducmg charges Brooklyn Eagle. science Invention Ti Vanity fair. HE "smart set" Is early at Its refined diversions. which annually grow more novel In conceit and ex- qulttte In humor. The genius whose original and hap py doings are the particular delight of society, recol lecting the glory he won last year by dlulng a monkey nmong other guests at his table, the other day, on the deck of the Newport-Wlckford ferryboat, brought Joy to one and all by barking like a dog and Jumping about on all fours while he picked up tho ladles' handkerchiefs with his teeth. The diverting Idea of the host who recently dined a party on horseback In Sherry's ballroom, from little tables fastened on the pommels of thirty-two saddles, won too splendid a triumph to go long unrivaled. M. Santos Dumont has given his friends the exhilarating experience of a dinner In mld-alr from stilted tables and chairs, with miniature airships circling round their heads; while, for another candidate for social glory. Sherry's ballroom was transformed from a stable Into a barnyard, where live chickens, geese and pigs furnished a delightful acnao of reality, and In the middle of which a colossal egg Inclosed a table, at which an elaborate luncheon was served by wait ers clad as farm hands The Ingenuity displayed In these enterprises, the In ventive power, the taste and thought exercised tu bringing details to perfection, tbo lavish disregard to ths coat of outre settings, and the spirit of vaunting Idleness and In souciance how refreshing a contrast all this affords to the plain and unimaginative labors of those whose leaser talents are absorbed In earning dally bread, carrying on the world's work, teaching Its children, healing Its sick, striving to solve the problems of science, alleviating human mlary, ministering to elementary human necda and spreading mod est tables of hospitality for almplo-beartcd friends!-Phila delphia Public Ledger. TI On Wasting Time. IME flics. This Is a trite saying. We do not always realize Its truth. A young man starts out In life with high hopes and strong ambition. Tho years ahead of htm look long years to him. Tha day of his achieve ment seems In a far distant future. But the years pass. each succeeding one more swiftly than Its predecessor. Soon he finds the time becoming short In which he ma) ac- W,nrn compusn nis pians. in worn or pleasure cnanges come, ana 1 fcct niI , llt.Kllt r urfce the time nns flown so fast that account of it cannot be, .,... .. iri M hotUlx in taken. When one comes to middle life a year Is scarce be- 1 lh tnM, reached rock at a depth of gun ueiore 11 is guue. n is now mm one uegins 10 ue nT0 hundred feet. Taken along with impresses wan me iruin, time niea. ine 01a worm, the CViffeo berries are understood to con tain about one per rent of caffeine, to which the stimulating properties are lue. In a lata analysts of nine kinds it tho Pasteur Institute, M. Ilertratid has found that Coffca Pancphoru con talus as much as l.UT per vent of caf feine, but that two species Cl. Hum boltlana and 0. Mauritians -arc prac tically free from the stimulating alka lold, not more than 0.0T per cent ap pearing lu either. It Is known that radio-active suh stances, like radium, Impart mil lone tlvlty to other substances, and 11. (lei gel has attempted to show whether the absorption of energy la accompanied by any Increase In weight. He was unable to detect any auch effect. With a much more sensitive apparatus Carl Korche has repeated the work, making numerous weighings of fifty-six grams of lend, and has found that a large mass of active material half an Inch below the lead Increased the weight of the latter about one part In twenty-fir million. On account of tho frequent repairs required by the pneumatic tire 0 henry automobiles and their great coat, the osporlmcnt of substituting solid tires on tho rwir wheels has recently been made, and on of the result shown Is an Increase of tractive power In climbing bills. It Is Mid that hill which could not be climbed by a vehi cle having a complete set of pneumatic tires were surmounted by the same machine after solid tires had been put on the rear wheels. At the mine time the vibration was not Increased to an uncomfortable degrc. Prof. J. P. Hose recently presented to the Ltnnnin Society In I-omlon ths results of experiments which show that the peculiar movements of the leaflets of tho so called "tolcgraph plant" are duo to an electric disturb nnce traveling ai a "current or ac tion" In tho plant. Bach leaf consists of a large terminal leaflet and two smaller lateral ones. The lateral loaf- lets spontaneously rise and fall Ilk the arms of a semaphore, the period of a complete movement nemg nttout three and a half minutes. Henco tho name of the plant, which Is a species of desmodlum. or tlck-trefoll, native to tho East Indies, but easily cultivable In conservatories. The problem of piercing a glacier by means of boring has at last been solr ed with results of real scientific Inter est In experiments made last August on a glacier near Vent, In tho Tyrol. At a distance of about one and one-quar ter miles from the tip of the gla Its breadth Is '.',130 sun and moon and stars go on evenly In their courses; their pace Is not changed. Yet how different to the one who. Instead of seeing a summit to attain, looks down rather tban up, and sees In the near distance the brink of a dark river to which he Is rapidly nearing. Youth cannot too highly value the years, the months. the days even the hours as they pass. Each day Is a step toward age. Do not waste tlme Do not fritter yours days away In folly that Is worse than purposeless. One cannot be working or engaged upon serious matters all tha time. Recreations and amusements have their place. With many people there are hours each day Just frittered away; going for neither work, study nor amusement. It Is an Idle noon ing between doing things; a drawling out the processes of work. Instead of doing things heartily, whether It be study, work or play, they Idle along. The old adage of school day fnme Is good long after school days are past. St. Paul Pioneer Press. I HIS LAST PRATCICAL JOKE. J t t I C. M. Harger tells in a Western pa per the story of the way In which 11 lawyer came to abandon practical Jok ing. The senior lawyer of tho bar In a certain county was a courteous gen tleman of the old school, of whom bis Juniors were fond. This old lawyer was very near-sighted, but had a hab it, when addressing a Jury, of taking off his glasses. One day when he was thus speak ing, and bis spectacles were lying on the table, bis back was 'turned to the other members of the bar. The lawyer to whom allusion has been made no ticed on the table a piece of tlssue puper, and saw in this a chance to play a Joke on the older man. With a penknife ho cut out pieces of the tissue-paper Just large enough to cover the lenses of the spectacles. and with a little mucilage fastened them to the glasses. The paper was scarcely noticeable, but It was enough to prevent vision through the glasses. Presently the old lawyer had occa sion to read some paper in the course of hlfi address. He camo back to the table, put on the glasses, and attempt ed to read. He strained bis eyes, re adjusted the glasses, and tried again, Then a deadly pallor overspread his face, which was not In the least amus ing to see. He staggered to a chair. The young lawyers gathered around blm. 'My God, gentlemen," ho said, "I am blind! I hare feared it for years!" Then he dropped bis face In his hands. The court-room was hushed. Be fore any one could speak, howerer, be bad lifted his bead and percelred that he could see again. He examined his glasses, and as be rnbbcd the tis sue-paper, be flushed with Indignation. Not a person In the room found In the Incident anything to smile at, not even the one who bad perpetrated the 'Joke," and this man on the spot for swore practical Joking forever. Youth's Companion, Not a lilt Surprised. 'Say, boys," be broke In, "poor Jim my Turner's dead." Jimmy Turner was a Jockey and trainer well known on Western tracks, and each member of the party beared a preliminary sigh of regret at bis tak ing off. But not one of them was sur prised. Not at all. Quite to ths con trary, livery one of them had fore seen and predicted It time after, time. "Well, I'm not a bit surprisea," said the first man. "Ths last Urn I saw AN OREGON RABBIT DRIVE. measurements of rate of movement, surface melting and temperature the experiment enabled the following con clusions to be drawn: Klrst, the tnm perature of the Ico is at the melting point throughout the whole mass on the tongue of the glacier; second, the bed of the glacier Is trough-shaped third, ths Ice mores moro slowly at ths bottom than at the surface. The bore boles were filled up with pieces of wood, which will serve for many years to come as Indexes of the rate of move ment and of surface melting. INJUSTICE TO ANIMALS. In In the typical Oregon rabbit drive herewith pictured nearly a thousand persons took part and more than 3,600 rabbits were slain, The modus oper andi was that adopted In all battues of the sort, consisting In driving tho animals from the outskirts of a V shaped lino three miles long Into a corral Inclosed by netting, which was a literal deathtrap. As the converging army of rabbits entered the corral they made frantic efforts to escape, and many did succeed In leaping tbo eight foot fence, but the most of them perished, victims to the cruel but necessary' measures taken by the farmers to pre serve tbelr crops. Jimmy he looked mighty bad to me. Kind of peaked about the eyes" "Yes," said the second man, break ing In, "and he's had tbat beetle flush on bis cheeks for the last two months." "I was telling my wife yesterday," went on the third member of the wise men's association, "tbat poor Jimmy wasn't long for this world. How long was he sick?" "About a minute," said the newcom er, "He was run over and killed by a passenger train." Chicago Tribune. AN OWL'8 FLIGHT FOR LIFE. Dlrd Carried Far to Ben on an Ice- berir Jteaches Hhfp, While the whaleback steamer Forest Castle, from Liverpool, was off the Newfoundland banks an owl as white as snow fell exhausted on deck. Tho owl made a desperate flight from an Iceberg to the ship. It was "dead beat" when It floundered aboard, and without a great deal of touble was made a' prisoner, says tbo Philadelphia Press. The sailors were astonished at the arrival of the passenger. Someone saw the peculiar object coming labor iously through the air, making a line for the whaleback. Away off on tho horizon line was a great Iceberg, which bad worked Its way farther south than theso terror of the northern sea are wont to do. When the "berg" parted .company with the icefield ' of the far north It probably carried with it the owl, which clung to Its raft of crystal until flight was useless, a stretch of sea forming a barrier orcr which tho bird did not dare attempt flight Like a sensible owl, It held to the refuge In sight, hoping for a better one by and by. When the Britisher Forest Castle ap peared on the horizon the bird made 1U one last dash for life. It was prob ably half starred and 111 prepared for such a long chase a stern chase, too for the Tessei, well to the south, was also plying steadily In that direction. Howorcr, the race was won by the owL The Peddler. A nig peddler called several tlmos at a Wichita (Kan.) houso nnd found the people away from home. At last he wrote and pinned this noto on tho ooor: -Aiaciani; Kindly remain at home tomorrow forenoon. I want to sell you a rug." Kansas City Journal. We wonder If in tha next world women stand next to each other In the heavenly choir for a thousand years, but don't speak because they have not been Introduced. There are lots of womon who ore kept so busy with husbands and ba bies nnd housework, that it must ba positive luxury to bo sick In bed. Just so much worrying must bo done; If the husband is a "good fel low," the wife worries tor two. Undreerved Crltlcleme Involved Popular Adauet, "As stupid as a donkey." When one boy tells nuother not to make "an ass' of himself, or says tbat tbo other Is as stupid as "n donkey" or as obstinate, as "a mule," he does not mean tho re mark for a compliment, nnd tho other boy nuver accepts It for one. But Is the donkey really a stupid animal, Is the ass anything llko so great a fool as the human being who Is supposed to beharo Ilka an ass, and Is the mule only obstinate or has ho a "firm char acter?" Ask any one who associates with the donkey beast. He will tell you at onco that the little animal Is as Intelligent a creaturo of Its class as you can find. Thero are donkeys that seem to show n contempt for the bit man understanding by not always car ing to do what a human being asks of them, but make a donkey lore you and you will find blm docile enough. There are stupid donkeys and Intelli gent donkeys, as thoro are stupid and Intelligent horses, dogs, and persons, An nss has nerer been known to do anything so absolutely silly as to mako It cxcusablo to glre the poor creaturo the bad name be has borno for ages. Ho Is patient. Ho Is long-suffering. Much abuse makes blm appear Indiffer ent to tho treatment ho receives. It Is, howorer, a little too unjust to sup poso that be Is originally stupid be cause his Inhuman master Is cruel, 'As silly as a goose." What Is there particularly silly about a goose? Does It follow Its animal Instincts In caring for Itself and Its young? Before you accept the adage about a gooso's silli ness watch It for yourself. The com mon barnyard geese need not be ashamod to be studied with the ducks and the chickens of tho poultry house; they bear tho comparison Tory well Indeed. The wild geese, howerer. which nerer associate with human be ings In or about a barnyard are re markably Intelligent birds. No one Is called "as silly as a wild goose," while to lead one "a wild-goose chase" Is to lead him ono knows not where, so cunning Is the bird In Its strong, un-' trapped fight. A wise as an owl," If erer the ap pearance of wisdom was mistaken for the quality it Is In tho extraordinary Intelligence attributed to tho owl. Why Is It, do you suppose, that tbo owl looks so much wiser tban other birds, not to particularize some other ani mals? Science can tell you tbo reason. In the frontal bones orer the brain of tho owl Is an immense number of air cells, They glre the forehead that imposing appearance which' has com manded tho respect of human beings from the days of tho worship of Miner va down to the more prosaic present. To look wlso when one makes as little fuss and noise a the owl Is no mean accomplishment Looking wise and J being generally silent Is 0110 way U ninkn yourself respected, It may nmko you rntlcr llresoiiiu lu general com puny, but think how much morn lire some you aro If too noisy! The quirt of tho owl Is 1111 iixiimplo soiuu boister ous young people might do well to Imi tate, It has n wisdom quite Its own, We hare not a word to say against It, Our Animal Friends, SAVE THE HARDWOOD TREES. Thousands of Axee Cnitelnsr Oreat Ie etrucllon Thrniiuliuiit Country, Memphis Is tho largest hardwood lumber market In the world, hut Mem phis and the entire hardwood produc ing section of the country have eausn for alarm over the rapid and Indis criminate slaughter of hardwood trees that Is going tin, says tlio Memphis Commercial-Appeal. Tha wasto Is something startling. Giant trros are cut down and their trunks hauled to convenient sawmills to lo cut up Into boards or planks or scantling or beams: or ths logs arn loaded on cars and shipped to the far north nnd east: or they arn rafted on tho streams and don let I to (Id water and shipped to foreign countries. In the mere matter of staves and stave getting thousands of axes am kept going constantly and the destruction Is great. Much good IuiiiIkt In thn tops and branches that could ba utiliz ed Is left to rot on the ground. Mil lions of feet of It are being sent abroad annually that are needed at homo or which will be needed at' home. This should be discouraged as much as possible. Thn south Is unbuilt and houses and homes of men must he built lu town and country, on hill and valley. In Its cuddled roves and across the sweeps of Its vast prairies, and much lumber will be required for this. Tlile on Item alone would atrip many thousand acres annually. Then ths question of railroad ties must be considered. There are In tho south or soon will Ixi about 300,000 miles of railroad. Including side tracks and switches and on theso aro used about 3,000 ties to the mile. Thn average life of a tt Is about six years. which means that an average of 60,000 miles of roadbed mint recelvo now ties every year, which will requlrn In all 160,000,000 ties and In the six years POO.0O0.0OO new ties must Im provided a suftlctent amount to de nude a forest of enormous proportions. rhls number of railroad cross ties at 60 cents each would aggregate thn vast sum of $ 150,000,000, which con sidered merely as one item, Is worth looking after. The hardwood forests are expansive. hut not Inexhaustible and they should bo protected. War should first be de clared on that arch enemy of the pub lic, the man who begins clearng nit land for agricultural purposes by first making a "deadenln" "by first mur dering hundreds nnd hundreds of valu able trees by cutting a circle around them so that thn sap cannot rlsn off In tha spring nnd leaving tlit-m In rot away and fall piecemeal, as though aflllcted with the Irprocy. This wan ton destruction of property Is a crlmn that should be prohibited If posslbln and punished severely when commit ted. It la less common than formerly, but It Is yet committed. HOLDS DOWN HIS JOD, Patriate Oo to Mararalbo to sturceed I'lamacher, but Alwaye Meturn, Eugene II. Plumacher, of Tennensee, bss been consular agent at Maracalbo, since 1878 and consul since 188.1 Many patriots who desired to servo their country for the t'J.OUO salary Consul Plumachcr enjoys have gone to Mara calbo, but none has remained. Plu machcr attends to that, according to the "Saturday Evening Post." At the State Department In Wash ington they my whim a ship arrives bringing a consul appointed to Mara callio Plumacher Is on deck with ef fusive greetings. My dear sir," says Plumacher, "I extend to you the heartiest of wel comes. I " Then, as If struck by a sudden thought, Plumacher withdraws the hands ho has outstretched nnd says: "But, 110, 1 must lint touch you, for I have Just returned from officiat ing nt the last sad rltft for two dear friends who died of tho yellow fever." The consul shudders. Later In tho day, after ho has dined with Plu- macher, they take a stroll. The new comer sees a row of graves, each dec orated with an American flag, Do they decorate tho graves of sol diers hero, too?' Oh, no," replies Plumacher. "Those aro not soldiers. There rent the remains of sereral fellow countrymen, each of whom came here to bo consul. Thoy all died of the yellow forcr and I strive to honor their memories." That Is enough. Tha noxt ship takes tbe quaking patriot home, mid Plu macher settles down to thn routlno of official life until another ambitious suc cessor arrives. Her Dnflultlnn. Little Edith went to the kindergar ten. One day the teacher gave her a list of words, telling tbe llttln miss to find out tbelr meaning nnd then write a sentence containing each won). The first word on the list was "niche," and little Miss Bright Eyes discovers that It means a recess, so she very careful ly and precisely wrote on her slato; 'The children ate tholr lunch at niche." And tbe teacher wondered at the flexibility of the English language. Meekest Man of All. McJIgger Chicken-hearted? Well, I should say; he's tbe limit. Thingumbob Is that so? McJIgger Nothing can make him fight. Why, I'vo seen him let a man cheat him out of bis turn In the barber shop and he nerer said a word. Phila delphia Press. Homo Reputations. Do you subscribe to the theory that people's characters are made by what they cat?" 'No," answered the scientist; "but. Judging from the advertisements, I should say that in many cases their reputations are made by the medicine they take," Washington Btar. Petticoat llulo In Prospect. Ho My darling, when will you be mine? She Nerer! But I'll marry you. lit lustrated Bits.