fact that n healthy. body la absolutely essential to a lintipy llfr. Anil parents should leant to know, too, the differ once between tho child's smile of res Ignntlou mid Its lienrty laugh of truo enjoyment. If a boy or girl should bo made to work eighteen hours n day and be denied tlmo for proper entln: of menls the law would eomo to the rescue. Hut there Is no rescue for tho r-hlM lm linn n rnrnclnus mmetlte for nen n rniirona incs to steal iw imnwlmiirn. There Is ns much good way tnrougu n town it is not larceny for iy a tnll and a lat once In a but enterprise. -urlillc as there Is In a text book, Par ents should not force t that nhyalcal mo reassuring, inrormation conies ,,rrintiment Is ns Important for bul- froiu Colombia that President Marro- ccss , llfo , , ,MOIltai development. quin nas not resigned again. TOPICS OF TUB TIMBS. England has placed threo more Isl ands on the red ; ErY. ' LKA . ff-"nffl rmm IT Great Number of Divorcees. STATISTICAL paragraph In a paper which Is care ful with Its figures offers the rather remarkable Information that there arc now &1.&U3 divorced peo Die In the United States, of whom over two-thirds At the next meeting of the Texas ..n,..n t,i nunrnllr r.uitpa tnimkot In Hi., fat., nf Ono of the Important things In tlio ivd-ratlon uf Womeu' Clubs this 1 ti,. vtiit tx-atr-s ill vimi-smI n nrl t1mil1 thtM nine! lift v a cuucnuuu m n w.j question win ik Micmmy uitcutscu: been an emiM number with the womeu. Old th hiubnniU i ' parishes, hut woo to (ho church that liiul a lepututloii for inciiiiiitw In money mailers, llu visited ono such, where, after Service, thu ilcncun salili "Well, Dr. Parker, ns lu your fee?" "It Is llfly pounds." Thu deacon demurred; Dr. 1'arker In sisted. Finally thu olllclnls of tho 11,10,1,1 nr cord Is given exlraor- church got together 11 ml paid over thu OPINIONS OF ORE AT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS M'::; A It does a man no good to give him a dose of his own medicine. After ho swallows It he Is worse than before. America may b tho "land of the dollar," hut tho cry of distress any where In tho world nlways loosens Its grasp on the dollar. llcv. Newell Dwlght Hlllls declares that "we all go to tho devil on $30,000 a rear." Ulad to nssuro Dr. Hlllls that we arc still In the Immune class. Uussla asks China to trust her Im plicitly. That Is exactly what the Hon hnaih ,houtlng for recognition of tho said to the lamb. From tho Interior of the lion the wall came: "I'm sorry I trusted." A Cambridge professor has discov ered a large lump on Mars. It may have been Induced by the amount of EarthIj. Vaniil6e for Mm Ig a wlfl attention wc unve oeeu giving lue h u.ldctiintlf, ,ovln, ch.iliI.(,n planet In recent years. bome Th averni.e woman feels flint firm hn rl vrwl ttiA tii1ivar nart Iti With Herr Most advising anarchists ,., h h. . hlll1 , to uphold me nag anu Lonsutuuon 01 hef l)reat and uenn) thnt wonJ uic uniteu states ana to reiram im ..mothcr she know.g wulle tncro acts of violence we may imagiue me may fame nnd rewarJ, , business, millennium Is not far away. tue crown ghe wcarg . wlfe 1. milde of tlllpn Ifold nn,1 Ihprrt mn Iia nr. lik'h A unauanooga paper " or 1 f n hl mnirll mlrtn, sl. lady in that town who carveu up ner , t humiinltr aT,e and nuzlle aDi . . . t.' , , . . 1 .... , . .. nusonnu some: xuia is mm uiuc she has used a knife on him." For real stronuoslty Tennessee and Ken tucky lead the States, What Shall We Do With the Men?" , f.,.i., nud die under the bllcht of divorce? Are ther more That sounds revolutionary and slightly sensitive than the wives aud unable to thrive when the Impudent: It gives the Impresslou clinging vines arc forcibly torn away by tho county court J that lu Texas man Is on his last leg. or did the majority rush olt and marry again, thus taking and may soon rank with tho great I themselves out of the lists of the divorced! Hut does auk and the dodo: that woman, In msrrIago really take one out of such list? When n man Texas, at least, has learned to llve's divorced Is he not always divorced, though he marry Within herself, and has found means ' -mi,,, if (. nnd n second m.irrln&e wines the earlv of rounding out existence, and making matrimonial record quite off the slate, why Is It that women 1 one grami, sweet song, wiiuoui uio do not seek the same war of cscaneT Whv do mow of necessity or mans presence, i-et em tucm ,10t marrjr aua coall, t0 i,tf divorcees? Why-but hum ine men are discussing me , wuat nrollts It to ask miestlons at random? The nrohle man question: the women are orating 1, a fnelnntliii one and worthy of serious Investigation liv on the uuin question. There has been ' statistical experts. Why. oh. why, out of 81,000 divorced uu.o iuiu auoui cuopping xue woru jargons arc 31.000 of them women? Where are the miss ooey out 01 uie marriage service, i,,,. nx-hnshstuli nf 17(KK) of these sisters? Tli mr.iv mm n iui m women uaig ivnsu-u ,I.,.,. l, ,.,-., Il I. mm l,l.r-.l In.ll.nn,,,!. In,n.l .- . . fact that they are as good as men, when the world knows that they are a mighty sight better. What of It? The status of men and women hasn' changed. The average man wants to be good and true and prosperous. Till', story of 1 rlage Is the friendship an engagement The Nevada man who wants a di vorce because his wife goes through bis pockets at night will be disappoint ed. No court Is going to establish n precedent that would endanger tho do mestic life of the nation. talk of amending and revising the race. It can do no barm, and It will never change natural love and the at traction of the sexes which has exist ed 6lnce the days of the garden of Kden. Ambassador Cboate Is going to mar ry one of his daughters to a titled Eng lishman. It costs a good deal to be I ambassador to England, but the lady members of the family will now be tell us bow they manage to divert lm migrants from the cities? Although much has been said and written about the servant girl problem, few families In comparison to the total number In tire country are trou' bled by it. This fact would be estab lished by the census reports If the average citizen had not noted It In his experience. The rule is that the Amer ican family is Independent of outside help. There are less than two million t fomir,! ho Inrnstmpnr n """"" "v - """""V1 " 0 I QtAtrnnlnfcna lantil rosira nnixiui trrwti Nearly 3,000 immigrants reached ;"", 71 . . T IInllfT .h. .h., ,1, lu,n,l fnr ,llf. ' l"m,' "l "'O . , . , .'.. ..., I women ore employed In hotels and res fereut parts of Canada. Ninety per .,. .,r, k ,, ..,. ...Ill .1. ,Mt 1 w ""i" districts. Will our neighbors kindly ,;,.,," ,r " .n . h ... . a 1. employed In families, there is less than one servant for every eight homes. Or, If the nurses, laundresses and house- keenera are omlttptl. fhpra im nn, wr. a signiucam auuioou 10 lae jengiu- vant fnr f-.irp, .nrt , h.if f, ening list 01 new corporations is re- ii-, The nronortntlon of germm. n ported from Princeton University. The the numi,er of families Is fairly unl- nine, nf tin. fl 1 iwl orftnlno nf Inmn. I . .... . . - - - iorm tnrougnt me wnoie country. The poratlon with the County Clerk. The states , whlch there are Iarg(, m object of the corporation is to further hovfeTer, have a larger proportion of imeresiB ui lue iubii.uhuu " uicu i servants than those having small iue srauuuies uae bo mutu reason 10 dues only; and the Southern States, love. The capital of affection. It may wnlcu hayg a iarKe neBro popUlation DO saia, is an paia in. make .. of moro domestic heln flmn the Western States. The number of Interesting has been the remlnls- laundresses In the South Is notable. cense or tmerson s love ror pie. It Georgia has four thousand more of nas been remarked that he liked his them than New York The problem of pie naiteu in aeep, square tins, so that domestic service becomes acute with like the real estate speculator ho tho Increasing prosperity of the family couia get a goou corner, named upon and the growing complexity of Its life. his fondness for this piece de resist-1 The independence of modest means once of New England cookery, It Is I and modest tastes then gives way to lonaiy recalled now tne sage replied: dependence on tee assistance of out' "What is pie made for if not to be eaten" a delightful hit of Emersonian philosophy. siaers ror me gratification of new wishes. The millions of families that are still sufficient unto themselves have little to complain of when tbev navai ensign iiussner, tne uennan consider the trials of those who are de- officer who celebrated Good Friday by pendent on others for the management running ills sword tnrougb the back of of their homes, an artilleryman who bad neglected to salute, has been sentenced to spend HE WEARS LONG LOCKS tour years in prison anu to no degraded 5 t; RESULT OF A OFF iu rnun. ju view 01 iue system un- aer wnicn loung iiussner s ideas of Jam ciawson. one of th nmml. honor were developed it is surprising nent men of Southern Illinois, has not that he was punished at all. This Is severe shock to German militarism, but unfortunately It does not revise the "regulations." They remain to de velop other Ilussners and to excuse other murders, On the order books of the Women's Exchange In New York City, it ap pears, is a worker known as "the cheerlng-up lady." She Is kept busy all the time. It Is her function to visit lonely homes, to play cards with ven erable widows or spinsters, to read, talk and "look pleasant." Here should be a laborer never falling to be worth moro than her hire. Professional mourners we no longer know, nor wish to know, of professional bad bis hair cut since Cleveland made his second race for the Presidency and was defeated. "Un cle Jimmy," as ev erybody In Gules county calls blm, Is 73 years old, but the fire of youth Is In bis eyes and bis step is quick and firm. He Is as straight as a West Point cadet and takes an active part In public affairs. Uncle Jimmy was a firm believer In the success of Cleveland each time that the New York man ran for the "CKCIE JIMMr." cneercrs-up it snouiu not be vos- slble to know too many. We be-1 i.ri,i , 1... y!0! ,f,r tb." "on Claw'son madVa beTwlth ZZ ot Z. m 7, J T . 8 ap.' Dls HepuWIcan neighbors to the effect 5 fuL "1. SS?tae"s that " never would have hi. hair cut ,ut:a until Cleveland should be elected. r u . ,. u!'onroug.n Tu Democratic candidate was beat- no culture moro Important or prcs Ing than that of the smile which means good cheer. Ni Tho Gct-Rich-Quick Victim. O community Is Immune from the blandishments of the "get-rlch-qulck" swindlers. All that Is required to make a victim Is, Indeed, a willingness to believe that men having an unusually good thing are In a fever to give It away, and a little of the blind boldness which leads certain people to try such a hazard and see what comes of It. Tho truth cannot be too often stated that when a man discovers a sure way of getting rich quick, tho last thing he does with It Is to tell strangers about It. He wants all there Is In It for himself and possibly for his close friends. He communicates the discovery In a whisper; and nerer. never seeks partners In the odd corners of the country. But sometimes people arc caught by the plausible though cheap pretense that he needs money to carry through his Idea that he has the scheme but has not the money, and so Is seeking the contributions of small capitalists every where, if he cannot get capital from the men who are looking for money-making opportunities. It Is becauso they do not believe there Is anything In his little plan; and they are men of shrewdness and experience who are Infinitely better Judges of any such plan than the avernge outsider can possibly be. When they shy at It, It Is time for all other people to take to cover. A good rule for the average man Is to button his pocket up tight when the Insinuating stranger conies to him with the story that. If he will only let the said stranger hold his money for a little while, he will get It back doubled or quadrupled. And It Is Just as good a rule when the Insin uating stranger approaches one through the postotllce as on the street Montreal Star. T: The Dacil.'us of Suicide. HE prevalence of suicidal mania In Washington Is accounted for by a hitherto unknown scientist, who has studied the subject deeply aud trailed the microbe of suicide to Its native lair. In the unseasonable strawberry. Clifford Howard Is the name of the discoverer of the bacillus of self-destruction. He la an assistant sec retary to the District Commissioners. Mr. Howard's methods of scientific Investigation nre no less unique than his conclusions, and his process of rea soning Is admirably simple. Suicides are most frcauent In the spring. Strawberries are out of season In the lati tude of Washington In early spring. Unseasonable straw berries nre eaten In Washington. Strawberries eaten out of season Invariably produce mental depression. (Proof of fact not given.) Mental depression causes suicidal thoughts. Therefore the bacillus of suicide Is tracked to bis lair In the strawberry. Most remarkable, however. Is Scientist Clifford Hon-. ard's discovery that the deadly microbe enters or develops In the strawberry only when the fruit Is transported from its proper banitat to a higher latitude. The April straw berry Is Innocuous In Georgia, but may not be eaten In man authority, by laying In n strong solution of alum, and then careruny drvlnir. Washington on pain of Inevitable mental depression and . .. ,1i1u,hi fP n, imtnto. prooauiy sutciue. wiicn tne wasiungton strawuerry ripens, , , WUla .,,.,, ltl VtxmvU colonies. nowever, any oui strawuerry may be emeu by wasning- Co,-H (j0.,.n, ,,. nUble of tho .v,.... t-iuire Biuei,. .... ., ,,.,.., rnnillv. Its tubers, scientist uowatus niiice to mono wno would ansiaini... .. ,,, ,.,i u i , ,. i r in ....... ., . . . , ,1 til, ,, HirtM.v ,,,, --- .rem suic.ue is mat mey rcrraiu rroin eating strawuerries ,... .........i,,. ,i, U,,to lu until no fruit is ripe nt home. Wonderful are the discover- lin)r , , ,nmo wnr, American. "I0 of the human rueu Is still tieing sotignt. i no wiueiy uccei'u-u ttmitrv ,,r Mtiv Mnlli'l-. lulled on hill- tlrench of PromNe. gunge, trachea that limit's early lioiuii one action for breach of promise of mar- was In India; but mime ethnologists story of all. Acquaintance ripens Into Urn now Inclined to agree with Prof. nil friendship Into an engagement. The Illrt that the Aryans tlrst lived In the comes to au end, whether from tho territory uoith of the Carpathian fault of one of the parties, or of tho other, or of both. If, Motinlnlii. near the boundary Hue be however, the tlu.ll breach Is not clearly the fault of the tween Austria Hungary and Itussln, lady she cau If so disposed sue her late lover aud obtalu now occupied by t.elts nnd l.llhu- money uamnges. the amount of which depends on many atilans. circunismnccs. apart rrom me wrong sue has sutrered. Tlio oiotililng apparatus for vitalising other side of the picture Is far different. Th mau may 1,t,,lllllill,1.., .u icu chamber be treated ever so heartlessly, he has not the same remedy. ... iH,.H)lll., neressarv tmrt of the viuiiii ur til ik ii i iirirr wuuiii ue lauiiiiru uui ui euuri. ,... i,.,,..,-. ,,,iim lp .1 It H. Ilnriles. iue man wno asueit putuiciy ror golden saive ror injuries nl, i:ui, ,.-ii,.i ,. remirts hav .iuiic .u iii-aii nuuiu ucrif .urine iui nmiii ruuiriiqii. , u., ,ll0 010,or a aovvrl case i lie question arises wliemer now mat women are claim- ,,1i ,.,,,ii,.i...i .vtii, i.n.ii iiK .iiuiiiii, iu go uinar respects iucy ougui not to suuiuu r,y , w, mmu.,nle to equality In this. It may, of course, be urged that the mi i1,r.,l. - i n,. nlr .if thu lusiuui ui uruposiu unuivci in iiupurisut uiiuueuou oe- rooul. wi,eli was followed liv ran d tween the sexes, aud that Is undeniably so. The womau improvement of the pallcul'a condition, who has been Jilted cannot revenge herself by Instautly 0l.iiilr nr.. l,..iti n....t l.,i fur bet- uueriiiK utr imiiii 10 iue inise ones iriruu. inn, uu I ..rlinr tlio nlr nf farlorles otuer iirniu, it must uoi tie lorgottcn iue ureacn us prouine action Is the resort not of tlio,e who really suffer, but of those who, by the very fact of exposing tholr broken hearts for the gayety of nations, often suggest doubts as to wheth er their seutlmcuts are sincere. London Dally Newt. myself. Homo llinn ago yull liiul Hn iilitl Ho" men. Honing n somewhat tihsetirn inlliUU-r "h prvnch hele. Voti know Unit his church la a struggling line, nnd Unit ho Is n poor mau with n largo family, Vim refused to pay ltl i n menu than Ills Intro railway fares. To redeem this Iniquity on your part I have charged you tlfly pounds, and I shall send It on lo III in as his fee fur the sermons he preached hero." Youth's Companion, ALL COME HOME TO JAIL A Scif-Mado Man. HEItE are many men who are proud of being self made men. They carry their heads high aud claim thnt (tipr titivn limit., fholr nwn niv-Aia l,v IIiaIp nivn unaided efforts. They claim that no on. can say that . W,u'" . ra '"' "' they were helped with loans of money, or that they were ever boosted Into positions by tha strength of others, yet Ti There abounds lu Paraguay a tree. growing to the stature of au ordinary chestnut tree, from which a kind of vegetable silk Is obtained. Consul uulllii, nt Asuncion, says ho believes It can lw woven Into threads, but tho chief use at present suggested for It Is lu stutlltig cushions aud quilts, for which purpose It appears to bo well adapted on account of Its extreme Itiolls, which are six Inches In length and nlKiut four and a half Inches In this Is all a mistake. No person ever made a success In '''""'e'T. tho substauco resembles a life without being assisted by others. Think of the assist ance given by the mother when the self-made man was glossy down, When a balloon passes orer a forest a helpless babe; think of the helpful advice of the father, 11 descends, and ballast must lie tli row n out to keep It up. This Is ex plained by Prof. Moulllefert, of the trench Natloual Agricultural College mother, brothers and sisters, when tho self-made man was Immature; think of the Inheritance from father, moth er, grandfather and ancestors back for a thousand Tears. all of whom have bequeathed to this so-called self-made of Urlgnon, ns being due to the exist man peculiarities which haro aided him on the road to enco aliove every forest of a prism of success. These ancestors have bequeathed health and vigor eool, moist nlr. prodticiil by the ahuu of body, strength of mind, common sense and the lncllna- '","t transpiration of tho trees, and ex tlon to virtue, but further than this, the self made man has tending to n height of from 3.U0U to been assisted by those who have labored for him. What ,(XX) feet nliove the treetops. Prof. manufacturer, farmer, nurseryman, editor, phrslclan. law- Moulllefert also snys that while for yer or minister has not been aided by others almost dallr ests drain me noil underneath them throughout bis life? No. we may do much to Improve our ,bey keep the upper layer, to a depth conditions In life, but we nre never entirely Independent of ur ruur ur nvo miles, miilsL mo helpfulness of otbers.-Green's Fruit Grower. Prom seven dlamoiids-welghltig from two to twenty-one csrnts-tlint I.M..A ..I..I -.1 .... ,.. 111. 1 . . n r ,,,, v.-, iini ui iu ti ibvuiibiu ami Useless Polar Expeditions. adjoining States. Prof. William ii HE promised submarine expedition to the North Pols Hobbs traces tha diamond fields of Is surprisingly unscientific for Its German source. North America to the volcanic region Sir Clements Markham has already laid down the of the Caumllnn wilderness, south nf reasonable and accepted attitude on this matter. The Hudson bar. Tho onlr kimwn iuiHi-It tale of three centuries' effort Is, as be says, complete. Wt of the diamond Is thu black shnlc-or aireauy miow an tnni is to ue Known about the Arclc re- "blue ground"-nround tho necks of glons. No one Is more vigorous than Sir Clements In de- burned out volcanoes. Tho loose atones nounclng those who question the utility of Polar eiplora- found seem to hnve been transported tion. Since bis voynge half a century ago he has nteadllv bv ulaclera. and on follmvlnv un supported the work and aided It by the soundness of his probable courses of these ancient Ice ineoreticni nuvice. .ow ne declares mat further expedl- rivers the lines converge In tho bar nous nru useless. Any attempt to reacn me pole Is now a ren territory stated. luuiliuruj rmrrprise which is tue personal BUSIr Of the I Tk l'.,..l. tn.fllll.. l... t .j t7,jiuti.. (.uu u uiuic t-iiiuiru iu our support inno tue cross ing of the Atlantic In an open boat or the feats of a "fast Ing man." London Chronicle. T i ii 1 1 ; m-i 1 1 1 1 1 ii 1 1 1 1 1 in i Parent and Child Before the Law. I inn n 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ! ! in 1 1 it A very Interesting paper on the above topic was given In a number of Harper's IJazar, which sets forth some little known points of law, re lating to the obligations of father and mother to a child. The father of an Infant Is bound to provide blm with necessaries, In' eluding food, clothing and medical at tendance. If be does not provide such necessaries, a stranger wbo furnishes them can bold the father liable. The obligation on the part of the parent to maintain the child continues until the latter Is in a condition to provide for bis own maintenance generally speaking, as long as be remains minor. Hut by the statute law of the country this obligation only ends with death In the case of children wbo are blind, lame or physically or morally Incapable of providing tbclr own sun port It Is the purpose of the law not to compel a father to main tain Idle and lazy children In ease and Indolence, but to provide the young and Inexperienced with the nur ture and sustenance to which tbey are properly entitled from those wbo brought them Into the world; this to continue until they have gained trength and ability to care for them' selves. it is oouDtrui to what extent a mother Is bound to support her child. In general, she would not be bound to do so during the life of Its father, Under some statutes an adult son Is compelled to support his mother. A father cannot avoid bis responsibility for the support of his child, even en that time and "Uncle Jlmmr" let . , , . . i ur iue Buiiyuri. ui uis vuiiu, even his hair grow, as be bad promised. tuough u0 roay asree wth tne motuer He was pleased with the, result. Hn I ... ... .. .. m..M. ..... ... ".. : i lu uo BUi uuu -" . y American Medicine, in an appeal against overwork of children in the public schools, says that In many cities the nervous child Is moving parents end physicians to appeal for fewer hours of study and less pressure. Eye strain is an evil that American Medi cine bitterly protests against School children In spectacles are becoming alarmingly common. Mind strain muy not show Itself so plainly on tho ex terior, but Is there any reason to doubt that It Is any less common than the other? Certainly It Is moro serious In Its ultimate results: Education Is highly Important, but It Is not as Im portant as mental and bodily health. Where the ono Is gained at tho cost of tho other the" substance Is thrown ,t is not tall enough," on which Pat way ror mo suauow. i-areuw can- exclaimed, "Oh, bedad, I'm In no hurry, BOl Keep too cvuBuuiu tu ujiuu uiv 1 1 can just wait till It grows. ' much so, that when Cleveland wan elected again four years later he did not sacrifice his locks, but let them grow. Pat Outwits the Devil. An Englishman, a Scotchman and an Irishman fell under the power of the Evil One, who condemned all three to be hung, but allowed them to select the treo on which the suspension was to be effected. While the Englishman choso on oak and the Scotchman a pine, the Irishman selected a goose berry bush. On the devil waving his hand, tho three selected objects duly appeared and the representatives of England and Scotland were forthwith strung up. When It came to the Irish man's turn his Satanic Majesty walked around the bush and said: "I'm afraid own fault may forfeit her own claim to support she cannot forfeit that of tho children. A stepfather Is not bound to support his stepchild unless be practically adopts blm by taking the child Into bis family and providing for him. thus giving him the same status as a natural child. An adopted child and the person legally adopting have all the rights and are subject to all the duties of the relation of parent and child, Including the right of Inherit ance. The duty of a child Is, first of all, honor and obedience. Failure to ren der these, or Ingratitude, may be pun ished by disinheritance. The father may cut his children off entirely, but be cannot leave more than half bis property to charitable Institutions If he has a wlfo and children living. (This Is true In New Vrk.) According to common law there Is no legal obligation resting upon a child to support a parent, In case of either a minor or adult. In some States stat utes have been enacted to enforce this duty, with the result that the State has been greatly relieved from the care of paupers. A father has a right to the services and earnings of tho child while the child lives with blm, and Is main tained by blm a right resting on the parental duty of maintenance and fur nishing some compensation for the service he renders the child. How long this right continues Is open to question, but certainly until the child reaches the age of 14, and usually dur ing the entire period of minority. Hut where a father refuses or neglects to support the child or compels him to support himself, the right to bis earn ings ceases. At common law a mother has no Implied right to the service and earnings of a child, as she was not bound like tho father for Its maintenance. Its "Desert Ilotanlcal Laboratory" on the shoulder of a mountain two mites west of Tucson, Arizona. The Tucson Chamber of Coinmcrco has given tho Alps or cycle fifty miles a dny, to an- site, and will Install a water ntiimly otuer to ue unuer n ireo or on tno and an electric plant for the Inliora- beach. Hut In nomo form the rest Is tory. Tho object of tho undertaking inevitnuie, unless mo urcaunown is to ns to study tlio plants characteristic of come. The hours from which business arid regions. The mountain on which is entirely excluded every day, the the laboratory Is to stand ami tho ad- weeks from which It Is entirely exclud- Jolnlug mesas possess n splendid rep pastures near them. Tho houses are rcseutntloii of these forms of vegeta- by the man who means to last. Queer I'liod Pinlita. In the department of agriculture at Washington, hidden away In an ob scure corner. Is an odd sort of exhibit of queer fojds eaten by out of the way people. There Is a loaf of bread made from the roasted leaves of a plant allied on tlon. Proposed sites In Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Chihua hua and Honora were examined before tho locatlou was Dually chosen, WHERE LIFE 18 8TRENUOUS. Relaxation from Work Will Make Man Knjor Ltf Longer. There are men, and plenty of them wbo start the business of the day, or thinking about the business of tho day, almost as soon us they nre out of bed, and keep It up with scarcely an Interval until they turn In at night, says the London Express. Tho busl ness telegrams and letters brought to the bedroom in tho morning and tho continuation of mental labor and wor ry Into tho small hours of the next morning, until sheer Inability to go on compels a reluctant halt for Bleep, are ovll modern phenomena that occur too often. And the hurried midday lunch Is not worso for the digestion than It Is for the mind, which Is thus cheated of its due pause for rest This Is certainly not tbo way to get most work dono In tbo long run. Tho men wbo have put most work Into their lives and been able to keep on longest at It have been men, like Mr, Gladstone, who know the full value of absolutely banishing work from their minds for somo tlmo every day. In the height of political excitement Mr. Gladstone could always contrive to shut out politics and official business for an hour or two whllo he read Greek or a novel. Ono man may seek Ills relaxation with a tennis racket or a bicycle, an other with a book, anothor In talk (not about business); but complete relaxa tion In some form every man should have every day. And an entire and absoluto holiday, long enough to count, Is no less Indispensable- every yenr. The meaning of "rest" varies with the Individual; to ono it It rest to climb DOCTOR PARKER'S KINDNESS. Tinned by Itiigcediies Wlian Daallnu; Willi ma world. The vein of rugged humor which an- the century plant. Another kind of I pen red no frequently In the pulolt ut- bread Is from dough of Juniper her- tcrnnccs of the Into Itev. Dr. Joseph lies. These aro relished by some Parker, of tondon, continually cropped tribes or Indians, while others mauu- 0ut In the everyday clerical affairs of facture cukes out of different kinds of I his life. He was onco atinronehe.1 in .. i ... .-- the CItv Tcimi e bv a couutrr rl,.r.. The prairie Indians relish a dish of man. whoso church was In nn etnliiir. wild turnips, which civilized people ra,led flnnnclnl condition, and asked would not be likely to enjoy nt all. In ,a nreach there on nnv dnv . nn. ... Bicui ".u,o, umii im uour, mat migui suit ins convenience, wuicn grow on mcsquue uusucs are ..i. . tmnoss b e." renlle.t II- . Utilized for food. ..i iinTO nlrendv mnr .nn.. u.. i..i. . ,.i. i. . . . . i wv.... .u.,,,01. mi, hhi nmum i m.nti ttinn l rnn rillllll." aiei ror some snvnges in mis country, M. mrkcr, who was present saw .yiiiic iii V.U.UUW,.,. mi- vupiivr vuiurmi i , m li ster's ook of illnnmmlni,,,.,... aborigines uo not uisuain me seeds or ., .ho in hi in l.nr i,.i.... ' -. . ",, u u . salt grass. mi must to. This tri'iitlomnn l.. il.. f rt.tiA...f. it.. t, i - - wumuiiiia iuo uiKKrr III-1 -,. innir il ntnnrn In , v Jl.n. ll l ....l ...--. -... - . . . .,... uv. ,.... ,.,., wiuniuiin mii.t make It noss II, in" I t,.l i.lnn.w,. ... I. I ..,! I .. I . I " vttti.u i'iiiwmvu, uj ,,,u,(,,a uivi ajfntiui I i,,irai I II.a (- llina .i,dI,, lhA I 11- ...V ..VVCT, ..u. .HUOI.I, ,UT tlUI. U fall out of the cones. At ths same time a sweet gum exudes from the bark, serving the purpose of sugar. said he, looking Into tho faco of bis rural brother, "you see I must go. Fix your day, and I will be tbcro at 12 o'clock," Tho village pastor returned his Outer Hjstsm of Irenllnic Convicts 1'racllcrd In llllii, lUnnll. "The most unique method fur handl ing petty vIolnlotM of thu law," re iimrUnl a gentleman nt the llalelgh last evening, "la lu dally operation nt lllln, the capital of the Island of Hit wnll. I was seated on thu pnreh of the Hllo Hotel one dny Inst winter, trying tu evade the mimqullue nud I lie sun ahliie, when I noticed n .core of nit this lu slrlpul canvas uniform break lulu a dend run lu thu direction of thu J H II . Thu heiivy Iron doors swung open to ndiult them, nud they tiled In our by unit to become prisoner for the night. I Icnrucit Inter that tlitwu men were 'ahurt-term' convicts, and thnt their hurry wits Inspired by the foil r that they might be 'locked out of Jnll.' " "Hut how did they escnpu?" be wn nskiil. "Escape?" repented the unrrntor. "They did not escape; they were turn ed loose at 7 lu the morning and In structed to report behind thu bars at fl lu the afternoon. Let me explain: An alleged crlmnal Is tried, convicted, and sentence paused upon lilin. Nhiiuld his term exceed one yenr be Is confin ed lu a cell mi the third floor of the Jnll, from which escape Is prnclleully luiK)sslble. If he Is a "ahnrt-lrrm" man, however, he Is titled up with a blue and whllo striped canvas suit nnd hired nut by the dny to tuntrjictora or the managirs of nelgliUirlng planta tions. Ills wages, usiinlly U.'i cents per dny, nre paid to the clly. These for tunate convicts are lxitli fed nnd lodg ed In Jnll, ami In nddltluii to their clothe are allowed a small rntlou of tobacco. Every morning, nfter break flint, they inny be seen elnlmrUIng on their duties. They are not gunrditl lu any manner, hpe, or form; In fact. It resolve llnelf Into au extreme rate of 'honor among thieves.' "It Isn't once lu a year that escape Is crin attempted, and the records lu thu county Jail show but one Instance where such nn attempt lias been suc cessful. It Is sunning to see lime be lated culprit running nt the tup of their speed for fear the doors of this novel Institution will be cloud ngnlust them. Those thnt may arrltl- Inter are admitted through another entrance, nnd au additional three or four days are ridded to their term as punishment for their tardiness." "How do you account for this pe- cullnr system being atlll In rogue?" wn nskeiL "It exists merely hecnuso of lis ef ficiency. Hllo Is a const town; the Pa cific Ocenn guards It safely un the east, whllo to the wist waid tin re la noth ing but the high road nnd the Jungle. Tho Jungle nud the sen mean death, nnd the high road rapture; so you sio there Is a stronger force than hoinr which Impel the return of the convict to bis prison home." BRITISH rORAGEKS UI1ING SORKOW IN SOMALIIAND The Hrltlsh aro having troubles of their own lu Homnlltand, nlthoiigb they are said lo be gradually bringing tho recalcitrants to terms. One of En gland's greatest dltllcuttle ha been thu provisioning of her army. Hho hn been obliged to resort to n system of foraging which I most effective. though not Just what thu natives rouAauia in couAi.u.Ami. rri. I. i m iuu ... :T. tuu,UUJCU "' thanks, and went his way with a radl. mil i-uuiiii-iiiiiii-ut aiiu uuy euine, mo Tlio Desert Illossoina. church was crowded. Dr, Parker The Spcnkuian fruit farm, near Neo- preached In bis usual telling manner. sho, Is ono of the most Interesting and pleaded for a gcucmus offering places of the kind In Missouri. It con- as be alone couiti plead. At tbo con slsts of 800 acres In fruit and or- elusion of the scrvlco tho pastor came chards. The ground Is covered with Into the vestry, and expressed his ln rock aud it wos necessary to loosen debtcdncss to Dr. Parker and the grat- It with dynnralto before trees could Undo of tho church for his valuable bo planted. And yet on this sterile services, asking at tho end: soli rich, luscious fruit Is raised every "How much, doctor, aro wo In your year, Mr. Spcakman has 100 acres of debt' strawberries. Ill Cbanca. Father Wouldn't it be funny If I should becomo a little boy again? Hobble Maybo It wouldn't be so fun ny for yon, pa. If you wuz to be littler 'Forty-nine pounds, nine shillings and sixpence," promptly returned Dr, Parker. This staffL'erpri llin mlnlntnr. tvtin managed to stammer out: "It will tako . lmonds can be bought for thut-Now would prefer. Tho Illustration shows flock of sheep rounded un for tho English army by tho untlvo scout and baugers on. To the credit of thu Ilrlt- Ish olllcers It should bo mentioned that they nover fall to pay for any Mil iums mey may feel ubllged lo lake In this unceremonious manner, though the owners suffer n long period of be wailing tholr supposed Ill-fortune, as It Is Impossible for tho nvcrngo Bourn lllander to understand why anybody who Is not required to pay his debts should ho foolish enough to do so. Interpreted. "Father," said thu youth, "what Is your understanding of tho snylng; 'The rnco Is not always to the swift'?" "Practically, my son," replied tho wise father, "It menus thnt In tho raco of llfo tlio fast men don't usually eomo out ahead," - Philadelphia Press. A Dream or lllla. Dora Wouldn't It bo lovely If we bnd ;15,000,000? Clara Of course, Dorn Perfectly hoavcnlyl This bonk on "Facts and Figures" says a ton of u little time to pay It nil." Well, I will not take less," said Dr. mo 1J?.,n!,.I.d, T"0 Up a fH Parker." "And meantime, as you have tiling. l-uiliiueiiuia nmi, .!,, H,,,i. .i ivv uui ws. iwvnv V KUUII5H VU1IIJ up to sco me In London, take thls"- has caused men to read the news. P'acing two sovereigns in me minis- papers more than anything else? ter's hand "to cover your outlay. Mrs. Btubb-Yes, John; women iiia(i' "ot 0 h"l'enny less to mo than standing up In the street cars. ,u0 sum nnmen-uui you can take ctcr- uuy iu puy 11, Dr. Parker would accent nothing but third-class fares when bo visited poor , The world Is but a rlug ou which men cut their eys teeth. York Weekly. Tlio Candid Iidltor. "You ask me to criticise your poem," wrote tho editor, "and I 11 111 frank to say that I found nothing lu It but six stamps." Atlanta Constitution. It Is up to the opera slugcr who needs a change of air to breuk Into a church choir. Political whltowash brushes cover a multitude of rottcu fences.