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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (April 3, 1903)
March, . April, May Tlioro Is n lumt (linu for (IoIiik rvorylliliiK tlmt Ih, it t) inn wlim a (lilujf mil lo ilono to dm IiohL ml- vniitiiKo, limit 1'iiHlly mill most of fuotlvoly. Now Ih dm IichI, time for jmrlfylnjc your Mood. Why J Ikciitirui your hvhIi-iii l now trying lo purify It y.m know thin by Ihu lilmtiirni timl otlmr oruiilloim Hint liavi) coino on your fiico ami body. Hood's SarsapariUa and Pitts Aro llio iiii'dli'lui'M to lulco tlmy do tlio woilc UiiiroiiKliiy mill iy:'cuubly mill iit'vtii' fall to do II. Ilnod'j uro dm Hied loliiPd you ImvunlwiiyK liuiird rucoiiiiiieiuk'd. I rill IUCUI IIUIIIUIIvl IHUUIUIIIU. V L Si -f ShofjMjtorieJi; ''I iMnot iwntnnif mt H) lilah y ft. a arirliiu takn It In Ha Hiirlnsr we a I ft e His aunmmr." Miia. 8. II. Niau Mn'mx. I' llrirul'e Maraaftarlll.. lop hyhlv n a spring tik ! u-lrn-. YUirn w. - in ii i'l iM-ltertliriiiiirti Hoorl'n Bnron)nrllln promlnoa to euro nnd koopn tho promise. Undoiibltdly. Iter I lovu Cku'K" from llm bottom Ol my heart. Ti'H Hut ol coiirao thcro la plenty of loom ul lliu (up. Ilnii;r In "Nntlonnl llreaa." A wr.msii'n rlglds woman, wearing rntl- nil on.tuine," was iirrmliil mill roughly hrilidlid dy it Wolmnr (tin. lllllll') Jiolll'Ulllllll, Mild thought her ii mull In wuin ill's clothis. Charcoal l'ii' Dally Thought. "I knows or limn In iln hvx' lil'Hk," cal l Charcoal Kph, toucli tut; "P Ihnoft mull", "diil prnmu nruun' mi' mk lib Milf moiilygriicoful, nil' yo rynii'l l.n'd ly ll.ll wliit faultily liu behingi lii until till yo' lii'iih Mm limy. Hoy nm lot oil lillTtiiicit 'tnlit it Jackass nil' it Un, MUtnh Jiukaou." ll.iltlu,orii NUMS. 1ciucli.ii. Memory. "Thcri gnu a mini who inner fntgota n favor, " M) mir friend, imllialliig n r.ltjrii'Jnwil Individual wliowuicroiwlng iuirnri'1'i. imil m a rnmnii'iiiiniiui mini wo hrgtti, but our friend iutoriupt with: "Kipcclally when it in a (itvorhu linn ilono lot Mini) hud tiliro. Judgo. Looking In the Wrung Place. "Ih he 11 yon mini "I liraliui?" In Inquired mi old gentleman reflecting n pivi'll yuutli. "Well, really," replied the daughter, "I liuvti had no opportunity of judging. I never met lilm iiiiywhoro oiccpt in society." .Tld-lilts. A (loldcn Opportunity. Cobwlggcr I would prefer 11 literary life, hut us I I in vii husinofs nlilllty, I own it to myself to go Into tradn. .Merrltt II Jon Imvii tlm business Instinct )ini inn iniTkn morn miiiiuy nt lltitrulnro tlmn miythlliK eUo. Judgu, Juillllahlc, "Jolini)ii wrilen tlmt li linn Jutt kllliil lliu liero In liln now novel." "Well, ho iiniln't norry ovor that tlit Jury will nciilt him." Allnntn Ooimtltutloii. PrucJ "At nnr rnte," Ini mid, nn ho mailed n cheek to n Ban l'rnnclfco crcd iter, "it rnn't liu denied tlmt 1 nm ahlu to mnkn n littla money yio n Ioiik wny." Clilinco KvenltiK Journal. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine arters Little Liver Pills. Gflust Uopr Glgnnturo of S PcSlmlU Vrrpr Utlow. CARTERS LE tay nmU kimj V) tko dm antral. FOR HEAOACHE, rOR DIZZINESS. FOR OILIOUSHESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR COHSTIPATIOH. FOR SALLOW SKIM. rOR THE1 COMPLEXION J-. I HaW""!" MmtHAVlthOllATUM. 1 CURE SICK HEADACHE. mm o IVER JO5, The oilier nllit nu Irlnliiniin neeont ed a ireiitlcnmn on lliu atieet wltU a ii'ijni'Ht fur tlio time. The, ircntleuiuo, MilHieelln Hint I 'lit ivlnlieil to auntoli liln ivntcli, km vu lilm n hIIiikIiik nil) on t lit) mine, wllh lliu reimirk: "It lina Jiml ntnielt due." "Ilii Jnbern." re torted I'nl, "Ol'm ul ml Ul didn't ycen nn hour iiko!" It in relnleil Hint n certain promi nent politician rucenlly left liln urn tirella In tlio nliunl nt -liln hotel In Wnnlilnutoii. D. ('. wllli tlm followlnif Innerliitloii ittlnrlied to It: "Thin iim hri'llu IiuIoiikb to u mnn who enn ilenl n llow of two li ii nil roil nnd II fly poiiniln welKlit. I ahnll ho hack In ton minute." On rehirnlim to neelc liln tiroperty liu foil rid In Un plaeo n i nril tlmn Innerlheil: "Thin cnril wan loft liy n mnn who ran run twelvu mlten nn hour. I nhnll not In) Imck." Iliirliiit nn enxnKemeut In tho Trnnn vnnl wnr (lenenil Do Wet wnn nmuned liy n Jew who enmo up to n liurnlier who wnn lying Iiehlnil n mono on o piece of Krounil wliero liowlilcrn wcro nenree. "Hell mo Hint itono for hnlf , n crowi?" whlneil tho Jew. "(let out!" 1 thn liner cried; "I wnnt It myKelf." "I" will kIvo you llfteeii nhlllliitrn," Innlnt ed lliu Jew. lie Wet mliln Hint nl- I thouiih tlm liner lind never licforo pun-, neaned nnyllilni; Hint linil rlnen In ruliio wllli aui'li aiirprlnliiK rapidity, nt Hint , moment ho wnn nnylhlnir but rendy to drive n bnritnlu wllli tho Jew, nnd without any lieallntloii ho ponltlvcly i deellnrd to do bualncan. It In unlit that during Hie civil war Wendell I'lillllpn wnn apemlliiK n dny nt n hotel In HprlUKlleld, Mnna., when n "copperhead" gucnt filtered Into n con- vernation with lilm, not knowliiK who In- wan. After violently nunthemntlz- tlDC nil nbolltloiilaln, nnd enpeclntly Mr. I'ullllpn, the gi'iillemnu milled: "And, by tho wny, I aeo Hint Wendell I'lill llpa' nnniii In on tho hotel reenter." "Vvn," nn Id tho Inttcr, with nn nlr of utter unconcern; "I wrote It there." Sim. Ilowcn, wife of Herbert W. Ilowen, Untied tjtntea Mlnlalcr to Veu t'ZUrln, who In nctlng nn Venezuelnli cominlaaloner, nn, before alio wnn mnrrled, n (Inlventon gt. Their wed ding look plnco In Cnrncna, nnd noon nfterwnrd, It la "aid, a revolutionary nrniy nnd u covernmvnt army met by chnnce on n moiintnlii behind the Unit ed Ktntea IcKiitlon. wlikli la lornted In the rnvlronn of Cnrnrnn. When tho Mnuacra beKiiu to pop nnd Hie llnah of tho rylea ahowed red on tho verdnnt III Iln rile, Mra. Ilowen ruahed out to the plnzgn. where Mr. Ilowen, lung heforo Inured to tlm warfare of the caliber continuously acrved up In Venezuela, wna unrourerurdly pultlnic n elgnr. "Why, what In the mntterJ" alie akl1l, nnd Klmiced nppralienalvcly townrd tho aniind of rirliiir. "Oh, only n bnltle," Mr. Ilowi n replied. "Hut nre we not In'dniiKcrV Mr. Ilowen nanurcd her of the mild nature of the bnttten, nnd. nltliotiKh It wan the tlmt tlfiie alio lind been "under fire," ahe returned com plncently to her needlework nnd never nfter allowed Mm Ncnren nliout Veu ezuelnu "warn" nud "bnttlea" to per turb her. So says Airs. Joslc Irwin, ol 325 So. College St., Nashville, Tain., of Lydia E. Pinklam's Vcjiclablc Compound. Never In tho hlatory of medicine ha tho demand for aim particular remeilr I for femalo dlwiiwn i-ijvinlli'd that at tained bv I-yillii I', IMiihliniu'n I V('Ki'tiilili) Coiiliollliil, and never 1 durlnir tlio llfetltno of tliln wonderful medlefuo hni tlio demand fur it been fco (rrout nn It In to-day. 1'roin tho Atlnntto to tlio I'aclflc, and lliroii(,'liout tho length nnd breadth ' of Hd.l (.'rent continent coma the (,'lnd tldlnirn of woinnn'n MifTerliurn relieved by It, nnd tliommndn upon thouMimln of lottern are (louring; in from rfrntcful women nnylnif that It will nnd mal tlvcly ilo-n euro tho worst forma of femalo complaints. Dim. I'lnlclinm InvltcN all vo liicn who aro jiuzzlcil about tliulr licnltli to wrltolicrat J.yiin, Mii.sh.. for nilvlci'. Such 'orrr Nioiidenuo Ih m:!H by onion ouljr, ami no cliarKn li iniiilo. Ucady to llcitln Studylns. ".Mamma," raid lti'limM, "wo had hihlorr loilay and tho teacher an Id no Miould atudy tho Oreeka." "Then do eo, my ton," encouraged mnmmn. "Well, mamma, tho nun ret t Greeks keep a randy ntnll, and if you'll give mo a diini' I'll no t round nnd atudy them." Chicago Nown. What Maw Nata. Maw anya I'll never 'mount to much. aii ten ruiiy mnn a right, never necm tu git III toiteh With tliluga, lent like I mliiht. Muw Ml), to ini tlu' utlirr tiny: (Maw'i alily In her prime) Wlint mukea you fool your time nwny A-tl.tiln' nil the timet" Mnw anya to me: "How old bo you" I aarter hung my lieml. You know I'm nearly forty-to. An .Maw know., too. She a fed An' clothed ma now for ipille n apell. 1 never earneil n dime. A feller can't do notliln' well, A-llarilir all tlio time. Some dny I'm golu' to go to work. An make n lot o money. Well, any, you needn't audio an' smirk ; It ain't so gol denied funny. Wora fnlka tlmn mo hna mndo their pile, An lontln alu t no crime, An' when I'm rich I'll rent owldlo, An' Huh tho whole denied time. I.erlle'a Monthly. Mlnllt llnvo Heon Wor.o. An Kngllahmnu wna traveling from London to Kdlnburgh In n llrat-chua compartment, which ho M fortunate In lmvlng nil to himself, lu the bliss of perfect prlvncy bo lind sprrnd bis belonging out nil over tho carriage bngH, cout, hat, umbrelln, luncheon bnakct occupylug every Inch of tho alltlng accommodation. Just ns Hie How It May He Done. "IV) you think it in realty poMthlu to support it family on (10 a week?" said tho woman with a worried look in her eye. "Ceitalnly," nnanerod tho buslneaa- Iiko filend. "Tho exnerimcnt fmnv la mado iiilto remuiierHtivo il miu only dreadful struggle to keep myself and linn tho knack of writing magazine nr-1 wife nnd Ave children. We lived 111 NAMES OF INDIAN VOUTHfl, t'realileut Honaerelt Una I'lnccil L'litck Hpan tin Aliailril I'rnetlce. Ono roform In llm conduct of tho In dian biircnil -4vlilcli Imn been Inaugu rated by President Hnoaevelt will re celvo iiulvcraiil approval, lie linn re cently Inailed nil order regarding tho liamon given to Imllmin In nrhouln nnd oil the olllelnl records. It In well known Hint the nnma bestowed upon tho Indian on bin en I ranee Into the ventlbulo of civilization commonly a matter of foolish caprice on tlio part of noimi agent or teacher or other white peraon. It In a common trick to cnll young Indians at school after aomo famous or notorious pernonn. Tho struggles of tho young nborlgluo nro often adder! to by tho necessity of bearing through life tho name of Otto Van Illnmnrck or flcorge frauds Train or Ilelrn Lockwood or Carrie Notion or some other equally well known per son. Often the ntrugglcr relapses Into bnrbartsm under tho mere weight of thin odious necessity. Htlll other young Indlam nre bur dened with fnlnc and Ignorant ICngllsh translatlona of tlio names given them by their parents, llko Iog Tlint Jumps Cultivation ol tha Ofchld, I An authority on the orchid tayn an amateur cultivator oflon falls, not m much through want ol attention, hut through ovor Attention and a disregard of nature and her lawn, ! FITS rana.wnnf n.m -lo n er ntinwrwl riio .n.rar;U.,..i,.orbr min.',ii,..if?M-n fMtont. amirrl'ltriKHi.OItrl.lMll..IUwr Wa. Pi.It.ll Kll..Lld. JHrthSt..ri,lll.lpl,l.r Juatlflable llaughtcur. I'aullno Have you nothing lo bo proud ol? Penelope Yen, I'm proud that I haven't any also prido. I'Uo'a Cure ft a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try It. I'rico 2S cents, at druggists. For Thin Runaway, $10. Chlel ol Police Auston, of Birming ham, Ala., wrote to tlio police of New York offering a reward ol $10 for tho nrront ol 17-year old Charlea Verdell, n runaway, whom ho describes as "knock-kneed, and having flat nose, bumpy face and black dow scars on the shin of ono leg." n own HIJBT Tired Out " I was very poorly and could hardly get about the house. I was tired out all the time. Then I tried Ayer's SarsapariUa, and 11 only took two bottles to make me feel perfectly well." Mrs. N. S. Swln ney, Princeton, Alo. Iri tlru RoM br flnifiirliiU. 3S" JOHN POOLIJ. PORTLAND, ORU. pool ot Morrl.an Strnl, fan lre vu Iho boat tstrgnin. In tl.ilUra and Rnginaa. Wimlinllla. rinnanil i oim ralMacninrrr m Hawlna Maohino. a arwlalir m. u toi,,n lmm. Tired when you go to lA1 tlmrt ,ii Ii n n .ml , nnl IUVUj IIII.U )TIIWli UU up, tired all the time. Why? Your blood is im pure, that's the reason. You arc living on the border line of nerve ex haustion. Take Ayer's SarsapariUa and be quickly cured. Vii'J,'. AMERICAN CREAM SEPARATORS Around or Holo ln-tbe Day l.hl, great ' rZAMSiffiSftl a4r..parllla. II. know. .11 .bnntlM.sr.n4 j g aiv i.muj mirairin., reiww m. MTKI ana I mm will 9m .iii.nea. 1. 0. Aran Co.. Low.lt, M.i,. translated Rcllpse), or Old-Man Afraid- of-IIIn-IIoracn, nnd no on. With ono bother nud another, the young In dlan'a wny In civilization Is likely to bo ncrlously obstructed by renaon of Ida name. And even If he Is given a simple nnd rennonablo Kngllsh nnme It often happens that a different sur nnmo ts given to each one of the chil dren of the same parenta-a proeeni which results In confusion In matters of Inheritance, nud paves the way for much litigation. Tho President now desires that chil dren who enter schools or go upon the agents' rolls shall, whenover It la prac ticable, preserve as given tinmen the Indian names that hnve been Y. J . CIIKNEY A Co., Props. . Toledo. O. n a trie a naer.igned. liars a nown r. J. thenar for the tt Hn, and bellera lilm pertectir honorable In all bui!neatra.actl,n.andfln. anolallr able to carry out any obliMttota made by IbUr firu. Wawr ii Tac.x, Wholeaale Pruliti, Toledo, W.LOIfO Kll.KA!i MlBVMf, . . Wbolwala Drurm. ii. Toledo. O. .nail's Catarrh Care U takcnlnternallr.aeilng Tircctly on tha blond and rouoous .urfar-sot Uieijr.tem. I'rlca7Scprbirtiit. Gold br aU IrnriUI.. Te.tlmonlilsfrff. ' ilall'a Family rill, are the bait. Orcat Saving of electricity, A novel rcheme has recently been evalved by which a train will not only be lighted by electricity, but the power will bo obtained by a rotary fan at tached to tho front end ol the locomo t ve. Tests bave shown that on an given I average train five cars can bo llluml Ills Insomnia Completely Cured. "They tell me you have cured your self of chronic Insomnia." "Yen, I'm completely cured." "It must be a great relief." "Relief? I et o ild say It wast Why. I lie awake half the night thinklrg how I uted to suffer from it." Mothers will Boo Mrs. rVlnstotr's Sooth, ig Syrup the best remedy to use tor their illdren during tha uetmng period. Squeaky. Aro ."Id aubject to ap proval and at a prim that will enablo j.,a torn. La agimd pr-,nt on a favr cows. Tho cleanc.t, l.lu.t ma chine in an ma. orlil. Strongeit In ALL then points that any other, rli: Clo.c Skimming. Haay Cleans g. Light Running. Durability, Wrlto for free catalogue. MITCHELL, LEWIS a STAVER 10. PORTLAND, Ore. SPOKANR, Wa.h. I10ISC, Idaho Won Medal, I'.rlf, 1000. TFORTHE WELS If yon haren't a resnlar, hoalthr morement of thd pow.i. .T.rr or, run ro .m;, them, but shall recclvo as n surnamo nited in n night, and that the .battery tho name of their father. Thin Intro- In tho morning will have" nearly its duces a new principle. The Indiana hove nover bad patronymics. They have bad matronymlcs-clnn names and family namcs-but designation has seldom run with them In the paternal line. mazimum chargo ol electricity. THE LABORER AND HIS HIRE. Millionaire Who Alwar. l'ura When Work la Done. Never allow a workman to go nwnr without his pay when It In due, ' was tho motto of a millionaire, one of Hi members of a firm of Jewelers. The Philadelphia Evening Telegraph ex plains In the Jeweler's own words how bo cuuie to adopt the rule. When I first lived In Philadelphia many years ago, tie Mid, It wus a tleles about it." Washington btar. A dooJ Description. Shaking of a .'at man, ticorgo Kliot raid: "At first glnnco ho apicarcd to coiialat of two apberes, healing ab ut tin) samo relation to each other as tho aipi and the moon, tho lower ono being about thirteen times larger than tho other, which naturally per formed tho (unction of a tnlellito." SUCCEUDINJ IN LI II!. Wise Bros., of Portland, Say flood Tcctl arc Most Important. Never tmforo has theru been bo much attention paid to personal appearance as now. Tho universal prosperity of the na tion at largo reems to emphasize the importance ol success, nnd tho appear ance ol succees. Pleasing uroes, Im maculate linen, baing noil-groomed, and abovo all showing a line set ol white tooth, nro absolutely essential tc tho man -or woman who desires to be con-Idered anybody. butting nemo the great question ol tho convenience and utility of good teeth, and tho pain always Involved when they aro neglected, it is bettor by far to tnko good rare of the teeth mere ly as a win) policy in life helping you to sueceoj. What look worse than yel low, dirty or misshapen teoth? Noth ing, envo it lxi unsightly holes calling attention to tlio absence of teeth. This practical consideration ol good looks in man, and beauty in woman, is tho chief cauro why modern douthts are increas ing their practice a tlioiuand (old. To meet the awakening ol people to this growing uoccusity of keeping the j (colli in good order, dental surgery liaa taken great strides in ndvittico. No hotter examplo of tho completely equip- one room, tho seven of us. Once lu a while I got work to do at home nights, nnd dually wo rented two rooms on a first floor down the street. We lived lu the rear room. The front room was a shop, which my wife tended In the daytime, and where I did such repair work ns I could get to do nights. It was a hard struggle. There waan't much to cat sometimes, nud paying the rent wns always n fearful effort. One time during this period a mill ionaire dropped Into my shop and ask ed me to go to his bouse, get n certain French clock, and repair It. The rent was due lu three days, with sl dol lars still lacking of the sum necessary to pay It. I tramped out and sot tho clock, and spent most of the next two nights In repairing It. On the evening of the third dny I tramped back to his house, carrying the thirty-pound clock, which I delivered safely to the ttutlcr. In about a qunrtcr of an hour ho re turned and handed me a twenty-dollar bill, from which I was expected to give lilm thirteen dollars change, my bill being seven dollars. I had to return It, as I had no money. He left the room again, and shortly returned and told mo that his master would call next morning and pay the bill. I was shown out. The millionaire didn't call for n week, but the landlord wasn't behind a minute. e gavo him nil tho money we bad, but still owed lilm three dol lars. It was n week before nny of us seven bad a square meal again, gj Vlth tho old uretTV i ot. j acoDs v to cure S 1 Lumbago and Sciatica 1 a i I Boys' and Youths' n KRAUSE & PRINCE Wholesalers, 87-89 First St.,JPorHancf, OrJ i mill ,ii i-siy 1 1 m.Scarccfy a Day WtniiWI Jitsslnast CANDY er 7 l JV CATHARTIC - bowaU averr dr. jours tick. r will bs Kfp f out tint ii t i ii i wwcii open, ou im wen. r'rcj, in nuii.a,oz A Itttlfl thrGe-Vear-OI(J m H Whilfl her tolnt chfila or Dill oottem.i tSDummun Th mother was trying to get her to sleep 'SuiT."'XcTto"'Ql ' became Interested in a peculiar nouo and asked what it was. "A cricket, dear," replied mother. "Well," remarked the little lady, "be ought to get himself oiled." Young People's Paper. Pleaaant. Palatable. Potent TaataGood DoOocA n.T-r Mlcaeo, Weaken. orUrlpe. lOo. too WrUa lorrreaaamp.0.aoatooklotonhealtti. Addreca Slarilag a.., I m,u7, Calua, ItslrvU, In Vera. 121. KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN SHOES ' UNION MADE W. L Doualam mmkan and aalm mora man's Ooodyaar Walt (Hand. Sawed Procaaa) chooa than any othar rii.uiui,iurur in ina vroria 825,000 BEWAED 1U bo paid to anron who can dlaprora ml. statement, Becanso W. I.. Tnnclas Istholargeatmannfactarer bay cheaper and 4 I he enn produce his shoes at a T . j ,f of i lower cost than other con- Jack Knile ohoes 1 1" v lfnblm, J 1 lo sell shoes for S3 JO and Ask your dealer for the lick 4 S-5-"" eoani In every Knife Shoe. Every boy get S'"?,!1.1?? "'AS1 Tw-tr.t fcnlf. v'lh W, nalr ."H"i --.1 sbou. Best weirinp she ex. Razor 4 cm. oi girteelknivea. ftgr, 1 Thai rpses but we arc calletl upon to perform tome dlfiicult dental nperttlon that is the direct remit of ueslectln? tfce teeth. We cannot urge too tronglr the bene tit and economy of consulting1 a dentist at the Tery tlrst sign of tooth trouble At the start these -troubles are corrected quickly and a small cost Our methods are pafnlets and our work guaranteed ltoth 'phones. Oregon outh ."Jai, Columbia 9t. t)peu urentngs till v Sundays from 9 to 12. Tba Dousla. aagiat nm. 1 muu.uk- . .m Doiiom Boies prouuena ud.o- riMlI.lMth.rl mam r.alhl. rnnA will wanv o-ar than .n nrhap tann.Mtn.h wmi T&. .Ale. hara mora than doubtMi tha ra.t fhnr J?r,w-W?1 Prove, lu eiirerlurlty. Why- not g-tve W.ZaDounui anoea a ulal and .ATa muner, Aotlr Ifiereae nwKalHI Slt5,0:i,MMII,ai In llu.lnea.l !J03Sale.t I5,04,U10,00 , Aaalno(sa,H30,4ao.70lnroarTeara. W. L. DOUGLAS $4X0 CILT EOCE LINE, Worth $0.00 Compared wltn Other Makes. fa best tmperttd ttnl American tcathirt, Heut'B PattntCalf. mmel. Bix Calf, Calf, VlcHcm, Corona Colt, arid National Kangaroo. Foal Color Eyelets, Panllnn Tb' aenulne hare W, I. DOUOLAS 1auilUU . tuna and price etajnped on bottom. Sheet bv mail. ZV. extra. 7Iaj. Catalog free. XV. l DO UUL.V8. llltOCUTO.V, JIAS9. lir W A. lso l)r I r Him AIF? RPD Dentftq ms.kb. in. n,m,zu, Fatiim mdg VViaC DKUO., UCllLIbLS. Cor. Third and VaaMngton sU. 1'OU.TI.AKD. OltEOON. The Difference. '9t What are you running for, Wally? You must be training for a sprint. '93 Nope; just sprinting for a train. Cornell Widow. ' Identified by Tattoo Marks. Tell-tale tattoo marks recording their constany in lore identified two prison ers in North London recently as desert ers. "I lovo Lottie Barton," confessed l snail ho loft arm of one. while thn other never forget the dreadful imhapplness man km tlm Initial lnttnr. of tho I experienced during my return from 1 m ,i,. nm. r i,t. orr.ti. o millionaire's house; nnd 1 never I tno millionaires house; nnd I never let a workman whom I owe go unpaid a slnglo hour after his money Is due. With a Little Whiskey. Lemon juice may do to destroy ty phoid fever germs In water until some scientist rieea to tell us what sort of deadly germs Infest lemon Juice. For Monument to Zola. The Emile Zola literary and benevo lent association ol New York, organized with the consent of tbe French novelist, (our years ago at the time of his de fense ol Capt. Dreyfus, will give a week's (air at the Grand Central palace in November to raise funds for a monu ment to Zola. V Tl at. f II r- ., Q lit. MontSSmarySta j 1 OplUIta PORTLAND, OR. Using p. n. u. JnoT'm-IoojT 1 II EN Trrltlntr to advertisers please I mention tUla paper 1 A llaaly-I.uncli IMuoiuton, There Is much discussion nowadays of thn nmi.naltfnn tn nhnrfon tt rnurn po I. highest-grade dental ofilce could , tn our colleces to three or even to two bo sited than that of tho famous WUo ',.., Xo tuoso wno kmm Umt 10 I Iros.. In tho l alling llulldlng. Port-, bell9flt of a collCf.e collr80 u ,lot g itnd, Oregon. A Visit to thisostab ish- much , pnssl CPrtalH numl)t,r of BR01 GRASS Hardiest Known T I II nT II U lro. la wondurful lu a I I M 1 1 II I ''ry country. My Tlmo I I III U I II I thy la simply luieniialcd Finest in u.s. :;,' Tli oo two great Ivadors are worth ftttontloupfevery Karmernud iK'af or. Mv llrtiinn Wrl b for cami'iua do Hvcrodlnyour lowu, G. S. MANN, the SEEDMAN. 184 Tront tit,, Portland, Oregon Will nisi) send you At intno thno .am pies and prlccaotiuy groat apcclslllei. .i . .i .. .... i.. n ii. ...i i . v. III! II L I11U IICL IIII U lu i am III L uiiiauu ' I. 1 , . trnln wns lenvlmr tho stntlou nt Now- i " ,i, ,.:i. r .... U ""ng a cerium lengtn ci.tlo a big, broad-shouldered, well.-to-' weo' BrotherB roCelvo callers UtiZ muX' !ho' do cnttlo salesman, panting bard nfter na tell them what Is necessary to do " "f C" " "? ""J "''"f," rorT tZ n race to the station, opened the ear- t0 tholr teeth, and tho expenra, before "e"'"f,T ,fca "' "cept, f0,r a ftw: rlago door and Jumped In. Ho flopped ,,, start the work. All dental work 1 ae, " Zr lZ ' 'W" down on the seat opixislto to the ling- done by this firm is absolutely painless, i ' !, , lmco"Jl""K' ii.i,.,,.,., .! immrwiininir r....iiiir- if.nf i i.7. ,.i . ..i.i, mn,iJ President Woodrow Mlson of, tlioro was something between him nnd ate. It costs nothing to Investigate the rrnce'0"' cnMXeA with the witty the cushion, pulled out (rom uudor him matter for yonrtoll, anyway. rM 1 camot 1""",,"e 1,ow n"f: . . ....... i " - i 1 nnilir whft Atfnr aow n G,mlini,im-n r.m.1,1 u silk hut, crushed (Int. A loou of nu- You ran rest nrsurod, at nil events, guUli wns ou tho Kiigllsluuati's face. now-u-dajs, tlmt a woman, or a mnn, "I'm sure," bo snld, "you might who allows his, or her, tooth to bo nn bnvo been n little moro cnrefnll You cyosoro to overvono they moot, will not might bnvo looked heforo you snt huvo hall n cimnco to euccoed in llio, i 'i 2IO Kinds for 16c. H& Jt li ft fuct that Hiilicr'o soihIs nro found In A1 Hfilw luoroguntviisiuitloii iuurufurmslhuti.tjf J'ferftt- rvnotburin Auisrlcu. 1 lu-ro Is XK ri'tumn fort hid. Voonoii4opTisi kjsI eruLuuverOotjO acres for tlio protlue JjJk LVy. f Hun of our titolco itccOi. In order to At1 p JJMiiAJ llto fallowing uuirvuiHlutited taa.i 11 krTfor 1Q Conta Postpaid j&H fl "1-A f S l.rt. weniWrr.l aalons, Astl Ki J Sl.rt.l.s..!,.t'li.al vQUt, f7 11 ISMrll a)..alllr,.l..rr.ta, 4fL . 9f IX Ul !.rl.i l.llu,. krl,Ua, ISlfe T I as r.r. lu.liiuir..Uk, IrlK I I, tto,il..dll b..l a.ru, LtTiT UJ - tlil.tluu.1 b.aulir.l Saw. IMla, iOji ffl A lna11rii)kln,l.i,ltlTflrfiiiiiiaiiiiia SX t B M ImKlH'lauf tluintiliiirlluMiiaaiid lila IVA I Ef QU aiiillotaof i-liol,-o vrm-laMfa, li'Vi'ia-XaL UH IB erw-ltliourun'Atraliiliitfti.trllliiirallJfK IV Ml about JlaearrailWIaml, llllll.n llul. UJh n UH lar lira.., 'Jiiialilli-, llrmiill., Salllviri EL KxVJli11 li"' VU ,U,t u ,ljuul""lm' aR RCVi'Kv Unlaw aaed atbnl ClOe. pouad. llTfinlin JOHN A. 8ALZER SEED CO., 1 1 tirmliiii I-' CrosiWl down." "Ay. I'm rulo sorry," Bald tho burly cattleman, Vim t It uilclit hit' been wuurl" "How could It possibly bnvo beeu worse?" retorti'd tho Kugllshmiiu, gaz ing ruefully nt his benilgear. "It mlcht ha' been ma nln hntl" was tho reply, Not Cjiilta What Iln Mcnut. The mnn who thought he had the knack of saying pleasant things calcu lated to warm tho uocliles of tho oldest hea it wns revisiting, the town u which l he had spent a summer twenty yearn before. "I'm .Miss Mcnrs. I didn't know ns you recnll me," said n coquettish eld erly spinster, approaching lilm In tho post olllco tho day nfter bis arrival. Tlio ready hciirt-wnrmor tut tied wllh bis most beaming mnllo nnd wrung her baud, "Hocnll you!" bo echoed, reproachful ly. "As If one could help It, Miss Mcnrnt Why, you nro ono of tho land murks of tho town I" Join the Pretzel Varnlshcrs' Union. Hanover 1 nover eeo you at work nowadays, Mlllotr? M limit No, I employment when tlio fashion of col oring meerschaums wont out. Boston Transcript. body who ever saw n sophomore could ever thing of graduating one lu Unit condition." That ts a way of putting It that will nppeal to college men. Tho president of Uberltn College lilt tho mark w Ith a different sort of projectile, but bo hit It In tbe center. A student asked him If ho could not ti,rnwn nut nl advantageously take a shorter course man tuni prescriueit oy tuo curiivuium. "Ob, yes," answered tho president. "That depends on what you want to make of yourself. When God wants to make nn oak, He takes n hundred years; but when He wants to mnko a squash Ho takes but six months." After all, penco Is iibout Iho only thing worth lltiuiiio lor. World's Largest Organ. Tho largest organ Is In Sydney town hall. It bus 10,000 pipes, lL'U spunk lug stop! and is blown by a 16-horee power gas engine. Not Well Ktcelvcd. Sunday Schoal Toachor (pooticnlly) Yes, heaven tonds tho beautiful en nnd the civutal Ico. Tommy os, I told pa nut When he u n.llcco fol. ,no llirBor oneSi .in nun,, (tinriii).- mi- li, . slipped down do ulhor niornln licked mo. l'rotlt In b'lr Trees. A few years ngo tho balsam fir tree wns considered one of the most wot Hi less 'of foieat trees, but sluco the growth of tho Ohrlstmns tree Industry It hna taUeu ou an added value. Tho contractors pny from three to four This Definite. Two colored women mot on tho cor ner, ami tho following dialogue took plaeo: "Hullo, I.lro! Wlmr yo' rwIiiu?" "I ain't gwlno noulia; I',c Jos' bin whit' I'so gwlno," -Co'iiinbl.i Jo.tor. price seems liislgnlllcnut when taken ulotio, but when It Is copsldercil that from 3,000 to -1,000 trees will grow ou nn acre nnd (but llio trees can bo rulsed on bind worthless for anything olse, It is a different story. When some peoplo wiuit to praise n baby, they say, "Why, you wouldn't know there wns a baby In the house!" Atgctable Freparalionfbr As similating ihcFoodnndUcdula Ung IhcStoiiwchs mtf Bowels of Promolcs DigcstioaChecrruF ncss andResl-Contalns nellltcr Oplum,Morplune norJIiiicxal. ISOX'NAllCOTIC. txv afOtdDrSIKlUFnaaR stlxSmM aliartWaf r iUneS4 0nnuJ JIjjm ltiar0rai rTavon Apcrfccl Remedy forCqnsUpa non, Sour Stomach, DlatThoca nnd Loss of Sleep. FacSlnulo Signature of" NEAV Yomc. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. Tho Hind You llavo Always Bought, anil which lias been. In uso for over SO years, has homo tho slgnaturo oC nnd has been mauo under his per- ftfy Jlw. 6onalBuper'Islon slnco its Infancy. i-CCCCitAZ Allowno ono to deceive vou In tlilSa All Counterfeits, Imitations nnd"tJust-as-good"nro lmt Experiments that triilo tvlth nnd endanger tho health oi? Inllvnt3 and Children Expcricnco ngalmt Kxperlnieiit. is Cnstorliv Is n harmless suhstltuto for Castor Oil, Faro Borlc, Drops nnd Soothing Syrups. It Is l'loasnnt. 16 contains neither Opium, niorphlno nor other Nnrcotlo substance. Its ngo Is Its gunrantco. It destroys AVoriua nnd allays Foverlslincss. It cures Dlarrhain and AVlnd Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation, nnd Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulatou tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy nud natural Hloop. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE ALWAYS Eoaro tlio Signature of The Kind You Have Always BougM In Use For Ovei 30 Years. ths ocntauh ooM.ANf, t Mwan aTsttT, nsw voaa omr.