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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (March 27, 1903)
Spring Humors Oiino (i) muMt p-.plo nn.l 01111,0 man Ir.Mil.lM.-i.liiipl,.,, l,o ,,.) ,h,r riiiptlmn, bvxtiliM loto of nppvtllc, lllltt llmt fiolliif, Ills of lilllotiaiiosa, IllillKnallon iiml lirniinrlie. Tlio mi'iii'T ono tfcln ilil of fliom llio liotlor, mill lliu wny lu m l i lil of Ilium nuil to Imllil tiii ihu system llmt lnu iiiffeiuil from lli"".i I o (nko Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Formlnjf III comlilimlloii Ilia Ppilnv Meillcliio jmr e.rcelviice, of iiiirijmtlU'il llreiifllli In ptirll)lii.; lliu liloml m liuivn liy iiiicipmllud, riulloul anil pur niniirlit euro of Scrofula Gait nhoum Bcnld Hon (I Molls, Pimple, All Kind of Humor Pnorlnsla Blood PoUonlnrj Rhoumntlim Cntnrrli Dyapoptln, nto Accept no lubttlltiln, lint liu sum lu CCL Hood's, and tful It tuiby, The Inilliiii Wn I'linny. Wlilln on mi iililomolillo trip Htntii Hi'iinlor ,Iiiiiiih K. I locl , of Hurt., Midi., met n iii'mnti'il IihIIihi, wlmrii il 'tnt npHiir( iniii'li filiclitomxl nl lliu liinrlilnu. riin icimtor mlltd out: ".Ion, In your Ikumi ninth iilrulil?" "Ninv, liciip fool ; lin only mud. I In t'lnk you titku Id Job." lliookljn I'nulu. Hlnoi HrltliiK for tlio April I'unttiry "Tliti Kvoloiillim of Ainiirlinii Onstla Tnkliiir," wlilrli Kirns Intortstlni! tit tails uf tliti miiikiiIIiiiIii mid Intricacies of tlio "dm'iinlnl pn.'ip-idiot r ( tlio im Hon," tlio llonnr.ibUi W. It Miirrlnln linn H'sIkiiwI tlio nlllin of dlriH'tnr ol tlin iciisiis, to Ih'c-iiiiiii vl o president ol tlio t n tcrtint joint I momintllo iiKuncy. Itctcntly Acquired. Tom lly (icorxo, old limn, tlint h n stuiiiilni! i;lrl you' lint liowod to. Wbo In sln7" Jack Mr slstor. Tom Your slsttir? Klnce wlicn? Jink Kluru last niitlit. C'IiIi'iiku Noun. CITf) r.ran..nr cui s nt nnfiini: slltj rurArii'L?,.nr Hln'ilrlNm bni, sii ri(i:i:sj.ui)in.ii.ii.1i.iuv tM. Dl.ll.ll KllI.IM. m'UM.I'lll.lfllri.r No Simulation. lis I lupjioio you tlilnk I'm acting llkn i find. Hint No, Indeed. I know bolter tlinn tbnt. Hit Von do? Hlio Yen; I know tint dlffvri'mo be tnwii actlni; nnd tlio real tiling. Motlinn will nnn Mrs. rVlnslow'a Booth. Inr Syrup the twal rriiietlr lo uia lor their Bldltlrt n Uuriui: ilia tmliliii; period. Same Old Complaint. I Old Knideo Well, how do you liko ' your profession? Young Kiiidco I'mfesalnn'a 0. K. It's tlio prnctbii I'm kicking about. Town and Country. llawara of Olnlinrnts for Catarrh That Contain .llarrury, As mercury will surolr deitiar the nemo of tinrll atideentf'lelelr drlaiiKQ Ilia whole ays. lem whennitcriiic it through the tniii-oni inr jam. Hurli articles Rlintthl never he medei. rt-t un ereti-rliitioiit frsiti re.uiahle phyil. cum, a, theilamace Itiey will do U.lrn lohf lo lhKootroiiau Hitthw derive from them Halt's Catarrh Cure, manufactured liy '. J. Cheney A Co , Toledo. o., contains tiu mercury, and Is taken Internally, actlni dlreelly upon Ilia blood and mucous au'f area of Ilia srstetn. Jn htijrlnr llall'aCaiarrh Cure t sure yuu get Ihe arniiltie. It U taken Internally, and made In loledo, Ohio, hy K.J. Cheney A Co. lent. laonlall free. Hold by liriiislili, price 7c. tr bottle. Hall's Vaully l'llla are the Inn. The l!tclcilnitlcal Tender. Cashier In what denomination do you wnnt your money? l'nclo ItulHj Wn'nl, I'm a Methodist inysull, so yo tnlglil as well miiko 'om, "0 marrletl bla tyiKiwrlter girl In- that. rrlncoton Tlgtr. ' side of a wiek, nnd alio wouldn't let T.na.n (i.t A.!.;;.. root ... riiKi:.',,lm00," wlt1' tbu bilnee bectiiuo It Writ. Allen H. ni,..ed, Ultoy, N. V.. for a 'oo d.ingeroiis."-ClovoInnd Plain, free ainlof Alton's loot Haw. It cures chll , dealer. oiRiiiw, Rwi-.iiiiir, tianip, fhoiicii, acniiiK leet. i fure (or Corns aiel liunlons. All dnitfcltlaseit it. 'Ac Ihtu'i accept any suUlltuta. The ilest of Reasons. "Why don't you go to housekeep ing?" "Couldn't afford to llvo In keepli g with tbo wedding presents." Kg change. l'or forty yenr'a l'lso's Cure for Con sumption lias cured coughs and colds. At druggists, Price i!6 rents, Her Plan. "I'vo been two weeks trying tn get my husband to give mo Kill to buy a now droit," complained Mrs. Gaxnatn to Mrs. Wllllos. "I nuvcr do tbnt." "What do you do?" "I bnvo my dress charged nnd lenvo my busbititd to fight It out with tbu collector." Hurpor'n linzanr. Tlio Kind You lltivo AhvnjH ltotip;lit Imtrborno tlio Mnu- tttro of cutis. II. 1'lctciicr, nuil huh uucu nmtto unticr ins Iicrxoiiiil Htinervlslou for over JJO years. Allow no ono o ilocclro you lu tills. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd Just-us-irood" nro lmtKxpcrlinonts, nnd cnilniiKcr'tUo licultli of Children lixperlonco nniiist KxporiincnU IS flnnlni-ln 111 II linrllllosS Ml list 1 Korlo, Drops nnd Koothlnir Syrups. It Is l'lensimt. It 4-ontnlim neither Opium, Sloi'phlno llor other Nnreotlo mibstiince. Us nijo Is Its jriiiuunteo, . It destroys Worms nnd nllnys Fovori.shness. It cures Dlnrrhiurv and Wind Colic. It relieves Tcothinir Troubles, cures Constipation nnd Flatulency. It assimilates the l'ood, regulates tho Klonmcli and lSowels, WUK lienljliy ni"l natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tlio Mother's l rlend. TMM You Have Always Bought Boara tho SI In Use For Over 30 Years. tms eiNTAun comesNy, 1 r Moaast Die Appicclntlon. Tlio Ailtlini (allnr Hid Ural perform" ",,)-Wiill, nlint l ymt think of my '' ,,, ,,,,,,, , (uHlovclyl Win. .IchIkiicI lliu licnvoiily iltitseoa? 1 llrnnklyii l.llc. I'ulc'a Injustice. Nninsli (dlnroiinolnlely) Tim rlili nro KtiltliiK richer mid tlio poor poorer. I'rlcnd Wlinl'a uruiitf now? Nnciiali Mlaa I'lillpurwi Iiiih rnfiiseil inn mid Ik koIiik to murry Mr. Cotipnn. Now York Weekly, Will Smash lllni Then. "lie Iiiih olinlluiiKfl on," mild bin frlitiiil. "Why don't )ou lllit blm?" "It litu't tlio rlnlil tlmo of tbo moon yet," itxelalmed tlio unrnKiil mnn, Krlmllnit Ida tenth boirlbly. Cli I in Tribiinu. Juit Suited the Sturdier. And llio aoul of tbn Hlckrd ono wna next eondeiiiiiod to full tbrnuiib nmio n tlio rnto of ii iiiIIh n mlniilo for 10,- 1100 jnnra. 'Vny," bo kboutial kh ho pnated tbo lO.OOIIlh ulionlly mllo poit, "tbla benla uiiy riding I uvor trlfil I " Automobile Mugiirdrio. . No Compnrlaon. l lmt Hoy-My mnminii liolonga to ono of Ibn llrnt fnmllloa. Koi'oml Hoy I'oohl tliat'a nothing. Mine lotomra to one of tbu Inat fnml lloa. Now York I. Mo. One l orm of Argument. A Denver Juntico eomea f tbo nop port of tbo Now York crumdo ugnlnnt wheel lug baby iHrriagun on tbo nldu WAlkN by mylng tl.ut If (Jil meant balilea lo go on ubeilo bo would lone put ilieola on them. Economy, Anvunod lmii.wlf ran mmlllv ee the economy lu paying C centa moro for n :i-iinnl enn of aolbl packed tomatoes I Iuiii for n -Jij inund run tihleb i hall wnler nnd of Interior quality. And tills, to any nothing of tbu entlafnction wblcli you may have in getting tbo very beat which tbo market afford. Thla Hitlsfitctlon limy bo youra if you nek your dealer for tomutoea and other aimed goods of tbo Monotiolu brand, They bnvo no cpinl nt any print. Vindlinins vv hrrr Jlro., packers, l'ottland, Uro. Marriage of Dontcitlc Scrvanta. In I'nrls Jiinlo domestic rervanta are encouraged to marry, as they nro oh Mirvod to bu more settled and attentive to their duty than wlien bachelors. In Uiuilon audi mnirlagea arodlscntimged, na rendering sorvnnta inoro attentive to their families than to those of tboir masters. Ocean Liners of IHHO. liy tbu breaking up of tbu Hen-la and tbu Alaaka tlioro disnppired two ol tbu threo famoua Atlantic linore whose appuirouco twenty yoara ago was ro- irardod as tlio ononinir tin of a now nnd most Important page In tbo history of Atlantic steaming. A Oreat Atcnue ol Trees. Japan linn an avontuyif trees fifty miles In length. Tbo trues are crypto- IlllirU, atld every 0110 Is a IMtrfuCt Spocl men, quite straight, Irom 131) to loll fret in height, nnd twoivo to fifteen feet ill circumference. The avenue ex tends from tbo town of Nainniula to Nikko. Tremendous Power ol Pixploilve. l'ranco has Kecnred tlio patent rights of a now nltro-glycerino powder wliicb It is eontunded will send n rlllo bullet seven ami one-hall miles and Increate tbu artillery range elghtocn inllee. An Uxpert Opinion. "Yes, bo startetl u matrimonial agen cy nnd expected to mako a lot of mon ey." "Wl,v didn't he?" A Different Species. "I thought ynu said Ilrown was n regular hlbllomnnliic." "Not on your lifu. I said bu was n bibulous miinbic." Baltimore News. A Pcmlnlnc Dig. "Mrs. Kill ff v Is awfully uppish, Isn't she?" "Yohj mnde-tipplali." Harmless Infatuation. "Confound those literary clubs, I n.iy. 'My wife's crniy over Browning." "tVs mine. Hut I'm not raising nny objections. Browning's dead." W.iulilngton Times. Wisdom of Arc. ItnfM fauTnl nt vtonn iDli1 vnil nntltA what n knightly nlr Mr. Dashing has? Aunt Marv Yes -sort of an tin-all. nightly air. as It woro. Chicago Nowb. 1 tl t () for CllStor Oil. l'llrO. Sifjnaturo of eras it. nsw yoss city. - -. - ... . Kcclnscs Live Apnrt From the World . Ono ibiy In tlio curly llftlcn n Cum brlilKenhlru woinnn pmtiiei from bu mini ken. Tor over thirty yearn uo Iiml lieeii Keen liy none, her menln liar liiK lieeii left oulHldo her room to lie I a ken In when no ono wnn liy; nnd It wna only tbroUKh her im'kIccIIiu to do thla for tbreu eoiiaecullvu dnya Hint iiplirehenalon na'to her anfely Vna nrouaed. 'ITio door of her room will forced nnd alio wna found (lend un her bed. Tbo renaon for her eccentric conduct nerer trunaplred. An e'llinlly inyalerloua recluao dwelt In n Keutlab town. A truated civic employe, ho ono mornliiK ipilt Ida poat for no oalenalhle rntiae nnd retired to bla houae, where lie lived on n aennt annuity he poaaenaed. Hueh food an lm needeil wna piirchnaed liy n Mind alater, with whom he lived, n nil lie ' nvo no alien of exlaleiice, anve whi'ii at night hla atepa coiihl he plainly henrd pacing lita hnekynnl, whleli. Hint j ho might eaenpu prying eyea, lie had roofed In with cnnviia. The myatery , gl (,.nlll ri.,nll,)Mj imaolved. A phyalelnn iinmed Illorc. wbo lived m the end of the eighteenth century. I wit auddfiily aelr.eil with n hatred of hla kind nnd reaoivei until hla Oca Hi never to we or ho aeon by man. Ho he hnd mnile n largo bell aliaped atruc ture of wlckerwork, open nt the top to it ii it) 1 1 nlr and food. Into thla. huv Ing catis,-d It to be placed In Ihe hall of Ida houae, be, having hidden a sol emu farewell to hi wife ami daiigh tera, deacended through the aperture. In thla cane Inannlty wna nt the bot tom of the mutter and lllore perlahed by hi own bond In leas than a week "fl-'r taken possckalon of hla d'I dwelling. Aiioincr curious instance or iininiii was that of n gentleiunn whoso family woa well known to the writer. He wna atrlckcn Willi the atrnnge fnncy Hint he poaaeaaed a (iorgon'a head, so Hint everybody who beheld blm would lie turned to Btone. He therefore re- tired to n couple of attics, to which he would ndmlt no one, nnd. though uotilitlesa lie might with propriety nave , been relegated to nn asylum, his fam ily respected hla lilrnrro wlilm and ho remnlned religiously secluded for over three years, when he recovered bla normal senaea. The victim through nn accident of a ghaatly disfigurement, n wealthy I'n- rlahiu, nays the London Tlt-Itlta, made u vow never to be Keen ngnln by mini. He kept to n special suite of rooms III hla house, where be wna waited upon by two well-trained blind ser vauta. jvlio were the Intermeillnrh a between lilmseir ond tlie other mem- l,l'r '"" uotiselioid. .o exception "m"v ' "i" 111 "IL ul " 1,1 "'' cnimrcn. who. rrom the ttay or ma accident to Hint of hla death, never iifciiiu m i i-n uiuii nuil. The lute K. I'. Whipple, the Amerl enn lecturer nnd critic, used to tell of an eccentric New Yorker who, linv lug read n pamphlet ou Immurement nn prnctlced liy the mediaeval religious orders, wits possessed by nn Irreslstl blu desire lo ropy their procedure though not lu Ida own person, This lie gratified with the assistance of an elderly pauper, who. In runsld crutlon of a handsome annuity allowed lo his wife, agreid to be confined In n small dungeon built In the walls. In this cell he spent four years of his life, being fed through a small aper ture so contrived as not tn permit n sight of the voluntary prisoner. ' A Ntruuge fancy seized a Viennese watchmaker home years back. He shut himself up In his house, nnd till Ills death, seven years Inter, was never again seen liy mortal eyes. All the windows were closely shuttered and such communication as he hud with Hie outside world wits carried on nfter dark through nn aperture made lu the door. Ho continued, to some extent, to work nt his trade, at which he was nil expert; wutelies, clocks, etc., to he repaired being taken lu and returned through the same small opening. PICKINQ OUT THEIR CAREERS. Children llcgln In These Ilajrini Boon in 1 her Tulk A group of live llrouklyn children, cousins, were playing hi the nursery it few mornings ago, the eldest perhaps ID years of age and the youngest, the only boy. nearly ii. Their mothers nre club women, alert and Intelligent, and these youngsters had heard much ills cusslon of "tlio new woman" and of "advanced" topics mentioned lu ad dresses, before the clubs. They hnd absorbed more of the Information than their pareuts realized, says the Brook fa ,MWC- tbo morning In question the chll drcn wero talking over what they had beard and tho oldest said: "Well, ev- crybody's got to bo something now adays. Mother says you can't be Just humdrum nnd comfortable and sit around home any more. - Must bnvo a career. I shall be a musician. People wll come to hear mo play and will clap and glvo mo lots of 'plnws.' " "I," suld Jeaiinette, "shall bo a sculp tress, I already make very nice things In clay modeling nt school." "Prottdeol" yelled tho others. "No, I ain't. "I know my Ilmmut tatious,' as mother says when sho reads a paper. Hut I know what I can dol Bo nowl" Marlu thought she would bo au act ress or a teacher, sho bud not decided which, onjy that she "would know a lot" and wear a long gold chain. "I'll be a p'lecsmnn," piped up little brother. " 'Nen if you nlu't good I'll ketch you on' you'll bo sorry. 'N'at's nil." Dear little Marjorle, 0 years old. who hnd tunny dolls to caro for. snt content illy In her lltlo chair rocking, hugjliu licr baby doll nnd crooning a "byo-!ow" :o It. She had not spoken nnd wns nsk td to contribute, her Idea of n enreer to this symposium. r!hu glanced up, n puzzled look on her contented llttlo fnce. "Yes, I heard you nil talkln'," snld hIio with n sigh, Then her usunl hnppy expression returned, she lifted baby doll to her shoulder close under her chin and snld; "I'm Just goln' to bo n mother With n nlco fatnhly o' chll'rctt " If n limn hits iik'iity of money his lool letimt'Us nre cotis.Jctod witty, HIS SHAMEFUL OTflATEQY. Wnnlel Mm. Illirlifiil in Unit Ham Conitinnjr, lint Hlie Wnt ltnilclii, 'J'bero wnn uvldently ometblnn on bin mind, for bo did not even notice Hint tbo toffee wan eold mid Hint the rook nnd tbu hoimemnld were giinrrel lliu iiudlhly In the kltelien. "It can't bo tlio (Irnuinifikcr'n hill," mined tbo wife, "for ulio linn only Kent It to too twice n yet; It will only go lo hla olllco nH a Inat reaort. Any- liuw, If It la anything utiplenaant he'll a peak of It aoon enough," nnd alio poured hcraclf another cup of tea, which wna hot. At Inat ho apok. "Ity the wny, my dear, It eem rather drenry for you alone all dny In thla largo houae. How ahould you like a visitor thla win ter?" "Whatever put aueh nn Idea Into your mind, Claretico Hlghcad? I'm aiiro I bnvo no time to apend tn In venting nmuaementa for n girl who would make me n atrnnger tn my own parlor. To be aure, Helen la engaged, nnd by coughing every time I coino Into tlio room but, then, I'vo mnde nil I hone lovely new aofa pillow I can't bnvo tbein ruined. Then Hutu In i:iHn look here, Clarence, bad you uiiy une in pariieuinr in your ininur j Mr. Illgbead looked alarmed. "Not at all, I aaaura you that la, I menu cr the lady I bad In mind la quits middle-aged-elderly. In fact" Mra. Illgbead BtlfTened. "It la quite Impoaalblc. In tbo drat plnre, His gueat ehninbcr Isn't fit to be aeen and AllVlinw T ,lnnf Mini nnvluiitv fn.tr.Mr. , )at oYcy .,,,,, lpo. t,Jt j set of pillows. Besides, 1 shall be too otiay io tarn to anybody tuts winter; the house takes up all my time." "Hut what I was thinking was that you might be glad of a little help In your Housekeeping." "That Is Just where you are mis taken, Clarence Illgbead. When I want any Interference In my domestic af fairs I'll let you know. Oh, yes, I know Just bow much she would enjoy putting a finger Into coy pie." "You quite surprise me, my dear. HIIII-, you must know ber better than I." "That Is the-first time since our marriage that you haVo shown any ap preciation of my Judgment. I'm glad you've learned Its value at last" "Ob, well, I only thought to give you pleasure." Oreat pleasure, I'm sure. I only nope you haven't already Invited her. If you bare, I give you fair warning I shall Just cxposo myself to smallpox and bnvo tbu bouse quarantined, so she con t come." "Of course I haven't asked her. thought I'd Just suggest It. lest you didn't like to, and you'd enjoy asking uer yourself." "And enjoy hearing all winter bow stio brought up ten children without ever a sealskin Jacket or ever going to balls or parties of any kind." "Itcnlly, I was not aware tbat you "Of course you were not aware of anything. Well, I'll not have any company this winter, that's final. I'm going to fit up the guest chamber as n private gymnasium and I'll have no room for any one." "ery well. then, that settles It; we'll soy no more about It. I wasn't overanxious for It myself." He was struggling Into bis coat as he spoke. "I ouly thought you might like to ask your mother down for a little visit." Mrs. Illgbead gasped. "Oh. Clar ence!" sbe gasped, "my mother! I thought you were thinking of your own mother. Certainly, of course. It will be very " Uut ho was already far enough down the street, says the New York Times, to be out of earshot LIFE IN THE 8EA. The Cprlotie Thine, that TIii-Its Ii an AquJrlum. Mr. Spcucer, tho superintendent of the New York Aquarium, a few days ago was busying himself by picking a lot of sand fleas from a dipper and dropping them Into a Jar of anemones. As they fell Into tho water they straightened themselves out and then slowly dropped to the bottom, kicking as tbey fell. A few of them alighted on the body of an anemone, wblcb promptly closed up. One, unfortun ately, found himself, wben be had set tled, on the tentacles of one of the anemones. These began to serve the purpose for which they were bestow ed upon tho anemone, and tbo flea, or scud, suddenly found himself Inside tho capacious maw of the anemone. and tbo life waB soon squeezed out of blm. 'All Is grist that comes to our mill," quoted Mr. Spencer. "These were on lot of mussels which cam In a little while ago 1 thought I would save them. There Is life everywhere In tho water. Look at this!" He held up a dozen mussels, held together by what appeared to be a vegetable growth, "That Is nu animal growth, known as sorturlarla," said he. "In this bunch you will find all sorts of nnlmal life There are scuds, or sand fleas, and rock crabs. Lookl" die held up ono of the valves of a mussel shell. On It was a sea anemone. "No tice that reddish coating, part of which has flaked off. Look at It closely. Doesn't It look like lace-j work? That Is the bryora coral, the lowest form of mollusk coraL You will find life on nearly everything that comes from the sea. Here's on. the nest of mussels a little crab, about tho size of one's finger nail, and drop ped It Into a Jar of water. New York Tribune. tionietlilnir of H;a1 Value. "I notice lu the horrid newspapers that some person ovnh on the conti nent has dlscovabed the microbe of hydrophobia, don't you know." "Deab me, how stwangel nut, weal ly, that doesn't couceru me nearly so much b would the discovery of some means to counteract, don't you know, tlio effect tbat is pwoduced on a blood ed dog by biting common persons. My llttlo Ftuo was quite 111 the last time ho bit nn ordinary child on the street, don't you kuow." Cleveland Plain Dealer. A red uoso may not be conclustvo ovldenco of Inebriety, but It Imposes upou Its possessor tho burdcu of proof. DISGUISED CATARRH A Stealthy, Insidious, Weakening Enemy to Women Many Thous and Women Suffer Needlessly Prom This Cause. There are a multitude of Pacini, liniiirtrivfj and all othrr obliged lo be mi their feet cointmitlv. n l,.. are wreiebnl heyoim decrlplliu vim f, Knumn uirir sireiigm ami vitnlllv la i.ai, peil nway by ratnrtlml illteliamea'fr.oii lic M-maorgaiia. Tliem w.inien get n p in the morning tired, drag the melve through uieiriiaiiv iiiuiea ureo, only tu go Led u night an tired as before. Mra. I!va llarlho. IJJ lal lrih N v City, N. y., wrllfi "I mllerrd h,r Ihno tpr with what U aenerallr known leurorrhea ifi runiKciion wim uiceraiion ol ti.a womi, The doctors adroralol an otrallon wl.lrh I 0lealM very much, and itrr.naly ohlcrtf.1 to aounaeril. ueaiina ol the value of I'ernns I ttiotieht It lot to Klre thin well known remnlt a trial, ao I twtlahl thre l.llle ol It at once " i am a cnanifeo. woinan rerutia ctirefl ine. It took nine 1ltlei. hut I (elt . inuch Un tiroml 1 kept taking it, an I .IreailM an otra Hon an Much I am loilay In lerfeei health, and I are not felt w well for flbeen rear, " lira kra llartho. MISS UlUIStl MA HON. Mils LmUe Marion. J Olen tlallle Street Toronto, Out.. Can.. Secretary of the Kings writes! -"If all women knew of the bencnts to be derived Irom taking; l'eruna we would hare many nanpier and and more healthful women Mr health hai never been too rotto.t intl t am easily fatigued and can not stand much About a year aco I wai so run down that I had to take to my hed. and became weaker and weaker A friend advised me to try l'eruna, and 1 hare irreai reaaon lo t irrateiui foe In two weeks was out of bed and In a month 1 was rcrfectt well, and I now nnd It at my health Is mud more rouuii man formerly, ao tt.af I take reru n. once or twice a montn Louise Mahon. I'enm a Is such a perfect specific for each case that when patients hate once used ii tney can never be Induced to quit II uoti tbey are permanently cured, it begins t relieve the tlisncreeable sviiititotna at on, e The backache ceases, the' trembling Lnn. are strengthened, the appetite restored, the ingestion niaue t.eriect, trie (lull nendaclie ts stopped and the weakening drains are Jrauuaiiy cured. Ihese results ceriainn ollow a course of treatment with l'eruna llarbara Alherty. corner heventh and Walnut streets. Appleton, Wis., writes a; follows in regard to Permit.: "Kor years I have etiflered with back- acne aim severe pains in tlie side. I iloc lored so much that I became discouraged A school friend told tne how verv much l'eruna had benefilied her and I sent om for a bottle, which did more to relieve me than all the oilier medicine I have ever tak- BROM- SELTZER CURES ALL Headaches "1 btf coo 14 it a tlmt without a r Ik bwct. not ttflni able to moro tbtoi icpt bf Uklpf bot water lojiciloot. Cbroole eooatlpatloo tot yean placed me lo tbia terrible coodltlODi during tbat time 1 did trj tblof 1 heard of butDCTtr found aoy rellefi aucb wii my caie nutU 1 began oilog CAbCAHETH, 1 now ba?e from one to three paiaigea a dar, and If I ii rich 1 would (If 1100.00 for each mofementj It lnuoba relief.- atijiiu I llt'NT. uss iiaiieu bU ietrou, uich. flood. Do Qood, MarsrSlcssn. wsakso,orUrl.e. too. wo. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. SMcllaf ImiIj CMtwr, CUm .tr4tt 1. ImS. SSI Somewhat of Uampcner. Mrs. Simpson Just fee what mother has sent us a lovely big turkey for our Christmas dinner! Ii came by express this morning. RlmnMH ! n.. f ,. 1 1 Tl I .inn l,n. l,nn.l I '7h's g h.' Mr,.'simnenn An.l h nt n. a note saying she would be hero to help us eat It. Simpson (not quite so Joyfully) The dickonil That's Just liko her, tool New York Times. " I bid a most stubborn cough r msnv vetrs. It deprived me of sleep and I grew very thin. I then tried AVer's Cherry Pectoral, and wis quickly cured." R. N. Mann, Fall Mills, Tenn. Sixty years of cures and such testimony as the above have taught us what Ayer's Cherry Pectoral will do. We know it's the great est cough remedy ever made. And you will say so, too, after you try It. There's curelneverydrop. Tins slits I 3t, tic, SI. AlUmtlsts. Consult your doctor. It ha says take It, thsn do as n says. It ba tells tou not to take It, then don't take it. lie knows. Ltaia It with Win, We are wllllaf. J. U. ATKlt CO., Lowall, Mais. aotaaaa I. j YO CJS--EVERYVHR j CONSTIPATION ; U & CATHARTIC a Spa rsiaoi mask aioiiTiaio g Coughedl D ta 8 MUS. 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Very convenient for ladles to use. if not satisfactory return i it nnd get rour monev back. Muil 25c I to Convex Sharpener Co., 215 31st St., Chicago GREEN Greatest. Cheapest Food on Eartrifor Sheep, &wln. Cattle.oto. VT1 b worth 1100 t yooi u ml wUt HaIiM I CtUlOi 1T. KbsJUl rap. CUIlcn Dollar Grass . f irr d, b 'I ail, 61 but, pr ewro. J 't! tuitnfypit. J i bus. pi r- Ki t Tfotiuu, i itlJ 100 teae Urtca 4lr fct rt. Forthls Notlconnd 10o. b 1 1 tie ulo t 1 10 t arm st VotUUci, fuil vorU Iff 14 tt lUrt. gjOlWA-SALZER SEED CO..1 Cattle ond Hag for market. Shortens fattening period one-fourth. Saves Feed FATTEST CATTLE. "I fed rrut.ln Stock Food lat winter and turned oft th fattcat cattto 1 ver had for tli aratj Irnrrth online.--- consider lrutUn Stock Pood well worth thecojt I would not be with OUt U,-U,Y. ARNBY, l'arkcr, S. l. Pnop Take tbu ad. rllLU, to ihe Jo.ler n.iua piw.n Iwlow and iret a topj o( lh riBMKK'a A SrocKMiN'a UlSU lioos 1'UItl'i.A.MI HKtill C(l I'ortlttild, Or., Coast Ag-enta. n Kl 'hiS tlW.li;ao1:lBfl ' P TffiratrifiitniL All tlitTallS. " PJT m 1101 uiuva oyrup. Tantes uood. uso rH I 1 ! I "." llf'thfi'llyfortwo weeks nnd it ,..?. p ' r"r"' 1 ' ml ,M'1 " w? Z "T "''". M "k a new eernn i J. V" '"I1 thankful for what tie" y ' f0f ,ne-"-"rlwm Al. rJl,io,,o.1,nnt.',n """'I Street, To. ?V i.0r,."Cn".l',l'",1')'t,' Ihe tidies Aid Society, wr test - "I am i,I.uhI to .1.1 Ph"1" s,.rn ,,,r he M Rtw n" throurh ta nn I .nir..i f,,i!l!..V . 7-Sr ache and drauirlng down pains and often had KAVi'' ' there when I was i. bV,.y that I could Illy l spared It wai therefore a Ini Lie iroilHind h.n r.-..n. .... . "i:. ll-lt"' tr"y. rt'op seemed to aire ma If ""' I r'0'"'!' myself that If I found that It cured ine I would advo.t. it ,k. otnersurrerlng women should know of It. I have been In perfect health for one year, I en W'irk and rdeasurn itaiim. in ini,h An- K.i,k and no trouble seema tuo heavy to hear when you are In (food health, l'eruna has simply been a household l.lea.tncr, ami t tin ullt l-: ..i.h. out It asjaln " Mra Kate Mann. MRS.k'ATIJ MANN. Mrs. Anna Martin. 47 lloyt St., Brooklyn, N, V., writes: -l'eruna did so much forme that I led t nir dutr to rer,,iiiinn,t ii in nt..a may -e rirulllariy affilcted About a year aeo m health was comptHely broken down, had larkacheditilneas and lrreirularitles, and life ecmed dark Indeed We had un for rerun tn our home as a tonic, and for colds and ca tarrh, and I det tded to try It for my trouble. In lena than three months 1 became regular, my pains had entirely disappeared, and I am now perfectly well. "Mrs. Anna Martin. Mrs. Wm. Helrick. Kennard, Washing ii county. Neb , writes: ' T am tiftv-il rear, old .,,.1 I, .v. felt well since the Change nt Ufe began ten ears ago. I was In misery somewhere niost of the time, tuv back wiis very weak, and my rlesh so tender it hurt me to lean against ihe hack of a chair- I had pain rder my shoulder blades. In the "mull of v back and bins. I sometimes wl.iuxl mvelf mitof this world. Had hoc ami cold spells, dizziness and trembling of the bin bs. and was losing rlesh all the time. Alter loiiowiug your directions and taking l'eruna I now feel like a different ner.on.11 -.Mrs. Wm. Hetrick, If vou do not derive nromnt ami aatl.. factory results from the use of l'eruna, write at once to Dr. llnrtman. giving a full statement of your ease and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice grails. i'eruna can oe ptircnaseil Tor II per bot tle at all first class drug stores. Aooress nr itarin an, I'resiuent or Tne Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. 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Through the uit or those ItariulcsA remedies this famous doctor knows he action ol oter 600 differ tu remedies, which he successfully uses tn different diseases, lit ruarantets to cur raiarrh, asthma, luax, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, liter, kidneys, etc.: bashuudreds ortesiliuou tais. thanes moderate, fall and are him. I'atlents out Of the etty write for blanks and circulars. Send i Cita In stamps, THE C. GEE WO CKiHESE MEDICINE CO, 13 IS Third St., Portland. Oregon, tT Mention ppar. N. U. No, 13-1V0J, KN wrltlne to advertisers d1s weutlon this paper