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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (March 20, 1903)
Spring Medicine U'licro In no other neimm vhon jfoinl inctllclno 1 to nificli Jiecilcil n In II 10 riiln.r. Tlio Mood Is Impure, wnk mid liilii)voilnlii'(l ix condition lndlcn.li d liy .ilmplcs (mil oilier iiriiptlniiH on tlio fuco mid body, liy ilulhii'iit vitality, hm nf nppilll, lack of utrcnjitli, mid tt'liit .f llllllllllllcill, Hood's Sarsaparilla I and Pills MuKi tlio blood puro, vigorous mid I Hi l , i Mivto uppi'tlte', glvu vitality, i''. .i'i mid nnlinntloii, nnd euro (li cm. tloiu. lliuo tlio wlioly family IicjiIii (o (ul! i) Ilium (winy. " J fool'it rlnraaiiarllla lir.i been used In our family lor somo (lino, and nlmiya wllli i:ood results, I Jiil iprliiii 1 was nit run down unit cot n bottle uf It, and as usual rtcelved grr-at tieiifllt," lm llaULAil Holer, Mowc, VI. Moocl'a Snrsmpnrllln promises to euro and keepa ho promlso. Th Only Way. Clergyman I urn mrry In limr tlmt Vnll Hill lliiior In tliln holnl. Until (Vcrk l'it, Mr, " wouldn't II uociiiilil net I'fojilii to stop ImyliiK It, Ilfook yn l.l.'u. lUp'iinntory. "Tor n first ttni pt In pi: Mir," Mild lirr friend I'licoiinigiiiiily, "' thoiitilit Jim mug ullli u go A ileal ! doling " "I don't wonder nt tlmt," replied tint niuliltloiin )niing vocalist. "My heart h,ii In my tliroul ul 1 tlio time." -UIiKmkq Trlhuiio. "I he Hoot ul I he Matter. I'rtt An' no yo nlitiii k fur thoitcr houra? ".Mike Ylt -Wo wmit oarli wan to roniltt nv foi-rty minutes, begorryl Tuck. A Strong Man, "Jiiynniltli In a nlruni; iniili," raid iciiaprii, "liidcod?" saked OoMln. "Yi'di I Iiavd iron Mm bnuk a ti lity-ilollnr gold piece." ' "All, 1 pictuiiio yon mean tlmt lia In n tlrniig iii'iu llnmu hilly." !lawr of Oliiltn.nta fr CiitMrrli TIikI i Inln Mrrcury, At mftetirjr will mrolr Unttrof tli itni of ifllklllrntiilllrliirnfilil Hid wlmln If Ml wlirnriilfriliit it itiroiiih tlm inui-fitit ur. Iiuvl. Hurl, Krilrti! v.inulil lievrr IumiII' mi i on nrri rititm fruut r.utAbl plit.t Uitl(Mtll0lUlllllil III, Wilt ttu 1 It'll lolil lu tti-viwlriiurnii HMlbly derive from tticm lU.I't CKInrrh Curr, tiiKnorHcllirctl hf V. S Cl.unrjr i a , Tuii'iio.o .cnmiiiiti iiuii.iircur)r. ftii4U Ukin luitiriinll)-, kcilnc illrrclljr ii.uu lh liltio.1 kihI miii'tmi iarfiiovii ul lh irttvin. In ttuyltitf lUir 'urrli f'uro In ur yuit km tltRrnilllifi. It U ukrn liilrriullr, ftml little IiiIuImIo, iiiiIv, lijr . J. uneuey A Co. 'mil. uioiiUU tttt. tAA br I'llllTRUIa, rlM7.Vl. I4r Uillls. lUU'i l iully l'llli utij ilio lA.ru llnnrrflntci. "Ho you wcro field up by liullt?" "Yo, nnd llmt isn't Hip worft of It. Tlii'y rliiicly took my money without drtnlnlliK me Iouk enoiujli to kIo me n rtnrt nn n uuiKntiuo ttrltor or lector or." WntliliiKton Htur. Thnt "O-u-s-h." A roiinll-conted, !lone,li-fnrcd inui;li mill ntroilu ooiikIiIiik and blrcoiixhliiK tliroiifli tho iitrecta of Fcnrboroinjli. Punch. A Conndlnn'i Wine Sn)lns. Tho K'onteat nwet of any country In tho briilna ol lln people. Audiow lloiinr Law, M. I'., Iinilon. i- A (luria. f,TlitH In tlm lnllfiilrv." iaIiI tliimviifit who rnn rhowiiiK them tbrouxb tho ; Iioiihi. "Hero, you twi, nro Mationary nli tul." "Ah, why do you rail them Million- aryr ImpUrcd tho liride-to-lie. "In it liecauro roloreil pixxln won't run in them?" Philadelphia l'rean. Something of a Mathematician. "Ilo mutt bo n p-otty good mntlio mnttrniiT" "How la thnt?" "Ho'a nmnaKor ol u burletupioahow." UVoll?" "Well, that'll inobtly n queation of flgiiroa, Isn't It?" Ilrooklyn Kiiejo. Cnlla for Ihpl.nnnllon. Plillo.ophern llko Mr. l'vrkinn, Mr MorKnn'n partner, who declared thnt in modern coudltlona tho younx innn who uorka hnrd imiat win mhtcbh, elinnhl add n low foot noten to their dlnpiUI tlonn explaining mnttorn mtltf.ictorlly to tho men who havo workod hnrd and not won. Those Who Knott. Nowcomo Thoy toll mo lions nevor lay (W nt niitht. Did you know that! Hubbubs lib, yen. Nuwcomo SlraiiRO, Imi't it? Kubbubn Not nt nil. All tho hvni nre rooatorn at nlulit, you know. l'hllndulphin l'ren. ooooooooooooaooooooaaaoQoo Miiiidl Tlhiis. It rrulcfli no dKferenco whelhtr It Is chronic, cuts or Inflammatory Rheumatism of tho musctoi or Joint i St Jacobs Oil curst tnd curot prompllr. Price, 25c. and 50c. iaooooaooosooaaoaoacioaaooa tmiz mm AfXtist I Uoit Cnuub byniD. 'riuiiiw ruin vr n.llRRIiill. btmUNb tVV: -lH-TTs .0. " 1 - - hi TO " H 'J m a IT" II . IV" li I.ovo of Christ, Our lovo must bo personal nml not nbstruct.- Iliifus JoiK'H, (Junker, I'lillniH'Iplilii, I'll. I Tlio llllilc Tim initio U n bwk for I tlio common people, to Im studied liy every tnnii. Ilo v. J. ). Ager, Hwi'deii I horgliin, Ilrooklyn, N. Y. Tlio Ileal Gospel Now York needa , tlio real Gospel of Christ. Tlio popu lar Christianity In paganism. W. K. . Kllldol, .lolille, New York. Hmnllest Borvlcn. - Money In tlio miuillent nrrvlco n rich mini cull ulvi It In luirrcn iinleitn norvleo In Klvcti with It. Jnmen Lokiiii, Kviuiifcllcal, Worcrntiir, Mim. Hclf Conlrol. Whero rcntraliit In not eierclneil over oiio'n nclf It lilt lendn to ii teiiileney to allow bnno pimnloun lo imiMler un.- Huv. Dr. Colter, Itoimiu Oalholle. HI. I'iiiiI, Minn, A IllKlicr (;ulon.-'Tlio tlmu In rlpo for n blither union, n union Hint nhnll reniilt In biillillnu up tho type of KO- clety lu wbli'li kooiI nml freo men tie-lleve.-'llev. W. II, Itntllnuy. I.oillnvllle, ICy. Illulier KliiKilom. Tho fncln of Cori'n liltflier klnifilnni nen iih iilnlit hi lliu mail who ntiiillcn nml bcllevcn an nro the fniin of (tnd'H lower kliiKiloiu. -Itov. I N. Wnlnoil, I.'plncopnllilll, ('till llcollic, Ohio. Truo MrliiK. To rhl yourwlf of your own hell ami tu keep out of othern In tho art of truo Ihliitf- TlilnHiuiy nut bo ecclenhmlU'iil lulvlce; II in coiiiiiniii neiiHo, Huv. I". II. Miihoii, Imli'pi ml flit. Ilrooklyn, N. Y. Kentltiitloti. (ireiit ulflH from taint lit forlo hen nro netn of ivslltulluli. Jiiilna' iniuiey wnn not put In I lie iiiiih liry of the temple, lint ilevoteil to I hit mien of tho comniuiilly. - Itov. Dr. (Irnnt, Kilropallini, New York. The Morpl tJode.- Boclety lit prenent In to ho eouileiiiiieil for tunny ilevl ' ntloim from Hie moral eoiie, Im I morn particularly lu Un frl volutin vIcwm of the Mirriillli'M of marrliiBe. Itov. Dr. Krannknpf, llelirew, Philadelphia. I'a. IIlRlicnt Type.-If fhrlntlalllty In tho htuhi'nt typo of -t vlllr.a t loll nml win j run deny 1 1 T I tii-n In It not true lint wo are retrornilliiK liimciul of ml vnurliiK In certnlii linen? .C.irdinnl (lllilioun, Koinnn ( alliulle, Ilnltiniore. Mil. Aliiimeinentn. I'euple cull get the Kooil there In tu nuilliiemeiiln Willi itit KolliK lo tho Imil, If I hey have the rlKht purpono; a clnnn of Kculnl, bronit nilml ed Chrlntlnlin are nttrnetllii; men to re IlKloun life.- Iter. J. U Kemtdir. Con Kreuntloniillnt. Jersey City. N. J. (!K)il CournKe. A believing Innrl In n nource of inurnKe. (lood roitrane In tho colirnKO of fullli In Cod. The l.niil nil hi to .lonhua An I vn with Mnnen. ' bo will I lie with you." .Ionium lio lleved t!od nml .wnn liivlnelble.-ltev. W. A. Iluckiiboo, Melhodlnt, Mm (in. (in. Need No l.nw. People who wlnh to do right need no law; I hone who are dcMlrlnir the llucat nml bent th'.nicn do not feel the touch or prcKiurc of any atatute; they keep within the lliultn of the right becntlKe they have no de Hire to do olherwluc Itev. Dr. Hnviige, L'liltarlan, New York. Charncter. Clirlat lookn nt life In Itn contribution of character. It In not u (location of mt ci'iitH mid return of nn lnveslnieiit nlmply; It In n mutter of prluelpleH nnd purposen nud rculM 111 life nnd life forever, lie nnkn: Wlmt aort of men doen It produce?"- Hev. Dr. Cnrllale. Melhodlat. Columblu. S. O. The (Irentcnl ThlnB. Uivi Is tlio Krentent ttilin;. not oi.ly 111 thin woild, but In nli worldn. It la the inaKter builder of the home nnd utxo of the human heart. It In the enneuco of truo religion. Our human loven nre but tpnrkn of tho great dlvlmi love. Itov. Dr. Wntern, Congregationalism llrojk ly ii. N. Y. Heart Power. The world la run on henrt power, yet men do not reuPze It. Thought, what n great Ihliw It U! It In raid thnt tho day of high thinking In mat. I do not believe It. There limit bo high Ideals and tiKplrutlous. Thliikera nro neceni'nry men of thought, nn welt ns nclion. Itov. Dr. Page, Kplscopnl, Waco, Tex. All Action. Tho nvernge man dues not acem to think far biyoiiil mi ar tlon. There la n lnrger belief In luck nnd chniico than there In In law and certainty. Tho men of thin genera tion hare eountructed u Hod nfler their own conception and lawn contrary to tho principles of tho kingdom of (toil mid the Hcrlpturen.- Hev. Dr. 8 m moon, ItaptlNt, Peoria, III. Development. To strive to llmt tlio beat lu life, to get nt Itn real though half hidden inclining; day by day faithfully looking iilvvnyn for the deep er, truer things of life, cannot fall lo bless ub. Wo Hvu to become smno thing rather tlmu to get something. Heaven cnunot como to those wasting tlio llfo given to them for develop ment. Hev. A. 13. Itiutlett, I'nlversiil 1st, Mnnchenter. N. H. Deserved More. Which of us dnres to sny tlmt lie, In (lod's sight, dese.ves more than ho gels? Which of ti.i then, ciin say that (lod Is hound to glc hint nioi'o thnn Ho does. Tlio truth iniijtht nil through tho (lospel Is to tluow our selves not upon thu Justice of (lod, but upon Ills mercy, Ills gooilnena. And goodness In free. It is spontaneous It Hows from Moil, Hoy. Dr. Alsop, lCp copallmi, Ilrooklyn, N. Y. I Ma) bo n 1 1 Inline Tomper itnro. I A doctor was nttemllii a dangerous enso whero a Bcotch butler was eib gaged. On culling In tho forciio.m ho said to Donald: "1 hopo your muster's teiiiperntiii'o Is niticli lower to-day Hum it was hist night." "Pin no' no very sure nboot tlmt," replied tlio, butler, "for ho deo'd this morning." I (Irunil liiiicnuy. Ho Btolo n Ulss. "Now, that," cried the, I "I'll havo you understand, Is really petit larceny." "It's not," snld ho. "It's growl!" -Philadelphia Press. I Mrs. l-aura L. IJnrncs, Wash i inftton, I). C, Utiles Auxiliary lo I Jnrnsidc Post, No. A. 0. A. il, rCCOItllllCtlllS I.ytlia 13. PillkllUm'S Ycgcinblc Compound. " IndlnenM-n tliatcomo lowomrnonly, .n ft rule, the durtor in enllrd in, wine llmcn hovcrnl doctorn, but ntlll mnttorn i; from had to worno I tint I Iirtc linrer liiiown of n vno of femalo vrraV nwi which wan not helped when I.yilliv i;. I'lnltliutii'M Vi'Ki-tulilo Omiipiilinil wnn uncd faithfully. I'or ?'ouii(f women vlio aro nubject to irndachrn, hnelincho, Irreiniliir or pain ful nerlotln. and iirrvuun ntlnelcn duo to H.,,nn i,.,,,.,,!,, Irrml.Ift. (mil fnr ti'Atnen of iidvniieed vcarn In tho inmt trying tlmo of life, it Mirvcn to correct every troiihln mid renlnrr n healthy action of all orjfnnn of tho Ixxty. " lo din U.lMiiUliniirfi VcRotnlilo C'dllipiil.lKl In n hoiincliold reliance lu my home, nod I would not bo with out It. In nil my cxficricnco with thin nwllclnn. which covern yenrn, I hnvo found nothing to equal it and al wayn rocommend it." Mloi. I.AVHA I. IUiimeu, 007 Hecond St., N. 13., Wafcli Incton, V. C. $S000 forfait It ttljlnal if lef littir prtttKj gtrwlntittti cannttl product. Much testimony nlinuld lio nc ccplcil by nil women iih convlnc liiif cvldonco 1 1 in t Iijillii I". JMultlmm'n Vi-Kctublo Coiiipotind isIhikN without ii necr iih ii rein nly for nli tlio (UntrcsnluK UUuf Momcn. Ot Count. Tho ratmlnt looked flxodly at tho woitKii'n hand. "IVhy," ho raid perplexedly, "thin In rjuicr. Your right band and your lelt hnml (.'Ivo different fortunen." "Yen, I nuiitiofo io," leiilled the wouinii, placidly. "I never lot my right hand know what my lo't hand dcutli, you know." Now York Times. CASTOR I A For Infants nnd Children. Tho Kind You Havo Always Bought Honrs tho Slcuaturo Safer. "Aren't you afraid to go bear hunt liiK nil by yournoll." "No," answered tho huntsman. "I d rather tnko clinnrvi on mcetlnn a ben i siiiL'lo-lianded than on Iwlnu' mv roll mlntHkon for tiaino by an oxcited companion." Washington Star. FITA F.riBftntnnt tlutmi 3a fit. e titomiMa rilt rurnr.i'Uf'.ii..if Or Mi'aOr.ftthm att.r.r. trni tut I'll El! S i.00 irul MUt tod trrak lin.li.ll ivuiit.i.(j. mi Arcnaur(iudi((ii,r Atlcht tie Dolnc Worte. "II I woro tho mayor," remarked tho stranger who had atlended n meet ing of tho city council, "I wouldn't permit tho nldeimon to waste bo much time in uwleca wrangling over trivial matters." "Tho mayor knows what ho fa nbout," replied tho cltlren. "Whon tlicy'ro wrnnglliig Ihoy're not doing any mlbchief." Chicago Tribune Mothers will flnn Mrs. Mnslotr's fjooth tnp Kymp the best remedy to use lor then children during tlie teething period. Pcdagoglca. "Oh, yea," replied the bright nnd pclontlllc young mother; "I always glvo Clifford 25 cents when I spank him. Tho boBt authorities nro quite agreed thnt punishing a chlld-for noth ing tends to confute hit ethical notions." Puck. Sr. HELEN'S HALL. Portland, Oregon. A Hoarding anil Day Hcliool lor alrlt. Hat n Noninl Kindergarten Tralnlnir Depxt inent, which haa 11 sci'ftrato rctlilenco for klnilcraartcn cUksca. Tlio Iioanllna; He partinentiirovldea a cheerful nail well ar raneed homo for )omiK ladlrii. Kor cata logue or other information a.ly to MISS CLUANOU TIUUIBTTS. Ptlnclpay AIYIEMCAN CREAM SEPARATORS Are told mtjoct to ap proval aud at a price that will enable you to male a good profit on a few cowi. The clcanctt, falrett ma chine In all the vorUl. Blrongoit In ALL, thcto wlntt thai any other, Tin Clote Skimming. Caty Cteank g. Llilhl Kunnlng, Durability, Write for freo catalogue. hitc'kell, lewis a stayer 10. OKTLAND, Ore. SPOKANU, Waih. 110ISD, lilaho Won Medal, Tarlt, 1W0. I IliTe used yourTluablc CAMCA- I ItRTM and llml tuem perfect. Couldn't do without them. I have uutd them for some tlmo (ortnUigoittlon andbUiousnrBti ana am now cum Bletely cured, itecommena tnem, to every one. nos tried, you will never be without them In the family,' Euw. A. Mini, Albstoj.N. V. PlAA.ant ralatabit. 1'otinl. Tatte Oooi. no rSicttD, Weaken, or Oripe, llM,iV,t0e. Qoodthtrer ... UUICC UUNaTIPATIDN. .,. tnrlUB,a,i, r.M,aa,, Chl.aift, a.alrvkU t.o Trh. Ill R9iei9Sri! ILW HUM 113 B.N (LU H ta IU) VLO P-fl voimw Han w wm xar H a mf CATHARTIC 'kf tsadi umi maiaTttrja TniALB OP THE ASPHALT QANQ. Til I'oremnn Hard Work to Keep I'libllo Oft the faft rateiiient. Hnld the foretnnn of a repair gang working on 15lghth avenue: "Peoiilo ! hnvo nn Idea thnt n foreman lion nn 1 cnty tlmo; thnt nil he tins to do I lo aland around Willi bin hum In lilt pocket nnd nwenr nt tho men nt regular Intervals. Aaido from tho fnet that a foreman superintends the Job nnd In therefore responsible for any mlntake, he linn tho duty of policing Ilia atrip of naplmlt being laid down Hint In, of keeping pedestrians and vehicles from running over It beforo It's hnrd. The gnlig knows how to do Itn work without being eternally cunned at. I could go to sleep, and while I buy might lonf n llttio the work would be Just an well done. Hut If I should go nwny for half nn hour I'd llud when I came back thnt half the population had either walked or driven over the new patch. "You'd upioae Hint citizens who aro forever coinplnlnlng about the condi tion of tho streets would nt leant not dclny tho work; yet they'r like chil dren who wnnt to poke their fingers or their feet Into everything that lookn soft. Onco In n whllo n man will como up to the edge of n frenh atrip nud dig hla toe into It to seo bow noft It la, I nup ose. Then he'll try to amootli tho Im pression away, but you can't do that with asphalt mnko a hole In it and you've got to pour In mora stuff lo level It off. "Tlio Inquisitive man Isn't the only troublesome one. Probably the man who's in a hurry nud doesn't llko to go out of hln way la the worst When we nro working at croxslngn whero thou sands of people pass every hour It would tnke a 'fire line" lo keep them off. They cut right through the middle with the nlr of a smnll boy with n chip on hln shoulder. Woman are the hardest creatures to manage. Only a day or two ngo I caught a shopper attempting to break past inc. I sixjkc to her, an I thought, very quietly nud respectfully. I (She Jumped ns If n horse had nuddenly i stuck bis nose In her face. Tho tongue nablng alio gave me before an amused crowd would have made a grease spot of any mnn less hardened than I am, " 'Don't you aieak to me don't tou dare speak to me,' she cried. 'You hnve I no right to frighten people out of their senses. You wouldn't dare to talk to my husband like Hint.' "It doesn't do much good to put up barriers of barrels and planks. I've seen n few lunatics crawl right under them or vault over Ihcra In order to kep in tho straight line In which they were going. Of course after we have laid a stretch, we always put a fence up, and tako It away Inter when the asphalt lias thoroughly hardened. Then'a tho time when he merry truck driver gets In hla line work: he whips bis horses up and catches one of the barrels or boxes with the hub of bis wheel, and down tumbles the whole buslneaa. This Is his Joy mid especial care, for. If bis truck be big enough and heavy enough, ho owns the streets. "Our troubles nre not always with laying asphalt. Sometimes when we're chopping out old nsphnlt we clash with the 'man In the street.' Then little chips Umrlatllng all over with sharp points fly In every direction, and the citizen who feels the sharp sting of an asphalt crystal seems to lose nil control of his temper. His line of reasoning, If ho reasons at all. Is that we are Inten tionally throwing things nt him. Hut he takes It all out In tnlk nnd fist shak ings, mid goes off vowing to report the matter. "As a sort of dumping ground for the bad tempers of people," concluded the foremnn, nccordlng to the New York Times, "we certainty deserve to be given a placo with the motorman and the conductor." SCHOOLBOY IN ANCIENT TIMES. How a Itoman lnpll of 2,000 Years Ago Pet Down Ula Day'a Doings. Something quite new In the form of an exercise book for budding Creek scholars has made Its appearance In Germany. Into this "Greek Reader' have been packed all sors of delightful and almost unknown specimens of the lltcraturo of ancient Greece, such as fables, fairy talcs, stories, etc., adapted for young people. There nre also exam pics of the work done by the pupils of the Grncco-Romnn schools some twen ty centuries ngo. The following, for In stance, Is the account of his dully rou tine work by a Uouinn schoolboy. lie writes: "1 wnke up before sunrise, leave my bed, sit down with my straps and shoes and put on my shoes. Then witter for washing Is brought to me. I wash first my bands, then my face, take off my nightcap, put on my undergarment, anoint nnd comb my hnlr, nrrnnge my neck cloth, put on a white upper gar ment nnd a wrapper. Then I lenve my bedroom, together with my tutor and my maid, salute my father and mother, and leave the house." Tho mixture of Spartan abstinence In leaving home without a breakfast nnd of the alto gether un-Spartan luxury of an attend ant tutor and maid is suggestive. The youth goes on to explain, with a deltciously pedantic air: "I reach the school, enter and say 'Good-morning, my teacher." Ho returns the salutation, My slave hands slates, penbox and pen cil to me. I sit down In my place and write, and then I cross out what I hnve written. I write from a copy nnd show It to the teacher. Ho corrects ni'ul crosses out what Is bad. Then ho mnkes me rend aloud. Mennwhllo the small boys have to learn their letters and spell out syllables. One of tho bigger boys rends to them. Others write verses and I go In for n spelling compe tition. Then I decline nnd analyze sonic verses. When I huve done nit tills I go home to brenkfast, I change my clothes nnd then I eat whllo bread nnd olives, cheese, figs nnd nuts nnd drlul: some cold water. After brenkfnst I go back to school. I find the teacher rend ing nloud, and he snys, 'Now we will begin at the beginning.' " This schoolboy performance, Bays tho Westminster Ganctte, goes n long way to Bhow once moro that there Is noth lug new under the sun, not even the trivial round of tho modem schoolboy. The vital question of to-day, accord ing to the women's Journals, Is this: "When Is a gnriuent n gown and when Is It n dress?" Those who want to keep abreast of the times should rend tho women's Journals. Health "For "25 veari I have never mined taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla every spring. It cleanses my blood, makes me feel strong, and does me good In every way." John P. llodnelle, Ilrooklyn, N.Y. Pure and rich blood carries new life to every part of the body. You arc invigorated, refreshed. You feel anxious to be active. Youbccomcstrong, stcady,couragcous. That's what Ayer's Sarsaparilla will do for you. 11.11 a Mill. All ffirilili. Aik jour doctor wbit he think of Artrs Sriprlll. ll knowi sll mtmat Dili grand old ftmltr mdlrliia. follow Lit adrlcoand win .ti.n.rf. J. C. ATEK (.O., lWf II, 21SI1, ntlst." Not Plttett. Mrs. Klngdon Just think, out of all of Uncle liogers' nine children, the one now living la Cousin Jane. Mr. Klngdon Coualn Jane, tho dressmaker? Mrs, Klngdon Yes. Mr. Klngdon Well, It's only nat ural that she should be the last. Sur vival of the fitlat, yon know. New York Times. For coughs and colds there Is no better medicine than 1'lto's Care for Consump tion. I'rice 25 cents. Ilia Occupation. "What have yoo ever done for yoar country," asked the Indignant citizen. "Never started to count up," answ ered the practical politician. "Too busy finding out nhat my country can do for me " Washington Siar. Fickle. Tommy LU Greenup, you told mo last week yon liked me bettei'n you did any other boy, and now ycu'ie let tin' DIck Trotter ihlne up to yon. LU I did liko you the beet last week, but I've changed my mind. Does your papa keep a candy store? Tommy No. LU Well, Dick's papa docs. Chi cago Tribune. Genuine Cartels Little Liver Pills. Bluet Boar aignnturo of e Pac-Slmlla Wrapper Below. TeTT mall and aa assy tO.UJtt as avgar FOR HEADACHE. FOR DiniHESS rOR BlUOUSSttSS. FOIt TORPID LIVER. FOR COHSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. rORTHECOHPLEXIOS tiKnunrD wwiawiiaaiwi. , 1 Purely Ve?e tall ovSiic iniltin" CURE SICK HEADACHE. U3 'absolute security, ' ICAKTER'S g PILLS One of the essentials of the happy homes of to-day Is a fund of Information as to right living and tha best methods of promoting health and happiness. With proper knowledge, each hour of recreation, of enjoyment and of effort may be made to comtribute to that end and are of not less value than the using of the most wholesome foods and the selecting of the best medicinal agents when needed. With the well-informed, medicinal agents are used only when nature needs assistance and while the importance of cleansing the system effectually, when bilious or constipated, has long been known, yet until within recent years it was necessary to resort to oils, salts, extracts of roots, barks and other cathartics which were found to be objectionable and to call for constantly Increased quantities. Then physicians having learned that the most excellent laxative and carminative principles were to be found in certain plants, principally in the leaves, the California Fig Syrup Co. discovered a method ol ootaining sucn principles in tneir purest conuiuoa ana of presenting them with pleasant and refreshing liquids in the form most acceptable to the system and the remedy became known as Syrup of Figs as figs were used, with the plants, in making it, because of their agreeable taste. This excellent remedy Is now rapidly coming into universal use as the best of family laxatives, because it is simple and wholesome and cleanses and sweetens the system effectually without disturbing the natural functions and without unpleasant after effects and its use maybe discon tinued when it Is no longer required. All who would enjoy good health and its blessings should remember that it is the one remedy which physicians and parents well-Informed approve and recommend and use and which they and their little ones alike enjoy, because of Us pleasant flavor, its gentle action and Its beneficial effects. Syrup of Figs is for sale by all reliable druggists, at the regular price of fifty cents per bottle, in original packages only, having the name of the remedy Syrup of Figs and the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. printed on the front of every package. r,ouiaviii. TTTTTMjamtgati J "" JOHN P00LB, PORTLAND, ORG. i w oi mormon mrcji. Can jHtb you tho tout bargains In Hotlerg and Engines, nJnrimHlH, fumrn and dene rl MfxcMniry Wood Hawln Machine! a poctaltf. Hf ui before buy inc. W. I - n mint a m majtom mnd mmllm morm mon'a Oootiyomr Will illmntl SowmtJ FrooetaJ mhommlhmn nnyothmr mmnutmaturar in tna worm. $25,000 REWARD will b pull to anrona who can diaprora tbla tutmJnt, ISecauM W. I DoaglM IitheUreetmaoafactaror ho can bur cheaper and produce hli shoos At A lower cmt than other con cerns, wlilrh enable him to rcII shoes for 83X0 and BJ.iaj canal in erenr ' way to thmo aoM elW where for 8 1 and 85.00. 1 Tha TVrtutaa Mrrtit nrw ecaa of tannlnv ths tjot'Mn anla m-n1 iirrm abaoa fuUljr purs Uathar f mora flaxlbla and will waar 10QSX4! thananrothar tannnira In tha world. Tnaaaieahava mora than doublad tha iit four J',r"j-wh,C? pror ir auriioTlt7. Why not clra w. I XkniffUa ahMa atrial and aavarooner JVotl Inmnat) I'M rUtrtl R3.SO;iaftM.I,l In llulneai lHn Haiti 1 &A,04,II40,00 1 A (tn of a. Men,4An.?D in roar Tears. I W. UD0U0LASt40 01LTCD0ELINr. I Worth 0OQ Compared with Other Makes 7hi t$t Imports ani Amrltan leather), HvV PafntCalf, Enamilix Calf, Caff, VM Kid, Corona Colt, and National Kangaroo, fast Color CutliU. Caution: Tha rantilaa hara w. It, ZXjTJOU.a nama and plica atampad oa bottom. Bhoti tr mallt VM. extra, lint. Catalog free, F.UOf iilAS, 1IUOCKTO.V, JLAJIJS. uu m UNION MADS 1 I i I tKRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesalers, 87-39 First St., Portland, Or. 1 wScarceFy a Day, TMrei bnt we are called upon to perform some difficult dental ope 'atlon that If the direct remit of nenrectlngthe teeth We cannot urge too strongly the benefit and economy of conaultlng adentUtat the rery flritiljn of tooth trouble. At the Hart these trrubtei are orrect4?d quickly and at imall ccit. Our methods are (ainleM and our work jruarantecd lioth 'phones: Oregon fouth ifJi, Columbia 6. Open erenlngs till V Sundays from 9 to li. WISE BROS., Dentists rOHTLAND. SPECIAL PIANO SALE Lots of Snaps in Prices. Every opportunity now to get good instru ments at moderate prices. Second hand pianos and organs that don't cost much, but count for a whole lot when it comes to value. Instruments whose names are prominent and young enough to justify much larger prices. Write for a full description with, names of pianos, special sale prices and all details of this great house-cleaning sale. EILER'S PIANO HOUSE Washington Street, Corner Park, PORTLAND, OREGON. Large Houses San Francisco, Spokane and Sacramento. San Francisco, Col. itr. as Theta tiro great luadera are worth ' aitontlonueTrr Uarrllael ranius armeranil tef. MHIHIOWI nfiwn.a (jr. sir Broaso Tl If HTIIU "rata it wnniltrlul lit i I I 111 II I n I m eonnirr. r n nmo- iiwaiii mj ii simply un iinMHataii Wrllo for Clnatlbill In oualltr. iiumi hi u.u. nricos ana tampl iiTorwu iu 7uur MilTU. G. S. MANN, the SEEDMAN. 184 I'ronl Sl IVxIlanil, Orcfwl Will also send you at tama time m tletanil prlcaaol uijr great trwelalila. ,. . r ,Tl-rt-: fiiitr't Rtptj ov mil ii I J-a!H? ' Sk1.ZT.Tv3 STT.TI9 TITVVTI Ttlll ' 1,000,000 Customers art't rtt w ari rmcn rft tit t r ir-re, Wi jWire, tf July is, r ka mvta aud Lq SIO.OO for IQc. n ir iriuinNi vinm rcrij- vji kw, in PTKmpi , oar flrrmt raiai. wuri t innno to any wl'U atraka farm'Y tr v rdVuvr to- A XleoaJifit'i, HcarlieM linrl-T. Iiriithyf tWud 19 m-l Ofnrt Willi, Ul I LAID p(k etMrntM P. K. 0. 'URN wrlllnsr to ndvnrtltera pleats mention inn ,iipr. Boys' and Youths' Jack Knife Shoes: Ats: your dealer fo, lhe jlck Knile Shoe. Every bov rrli a pocket knie w.'th hit pair of shoe. Best wearing sheet. Razor steel knives. iir l i Wim 208,309,31', 211,212, 21 1. Falling Bldg. OltEOON. 71 0 0 New Yorlr, N. Y. BROI GRASS HO -TO-BAC SfJiWilK'ttte-