Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, January 23, 1903, Image 5

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Newspaper Page TextA PflQTnD 10 1 n i nu i uil ur AN FRIENDED u THE IPWAKD TREND A WORLD MOVEMENT, SAVED BY PE-MJ-NA N Itiiv. II. Ktulwrivoll, of Klkliorn, Win., Is pn-tor of tliu Kvansollcal Lutheran HI, JiiIiii' church n( thai plui'o. Hot. Htiibeiivoll la tliu oji8-Bar ol two bibles inMinl)l to Min by Ktnpuror SVIMlnin o( (iiirinnny. Ukm tliu lly loaf of ono of inn umitu mo tiuipvror nun written in liln own luuiilwrltlnK a tnxt. Till MonoriHl pnstnr, In a recent lolttir to tliu I'uriina Aleillclna Co., of loiiiimtua, llliln, say t-ont-oriilnif tliulr fainouii catarrh remedy, 1'uruna: Tlio I'criinn Medicine Co.. Cotumlnn. Ohio. (Icnllcmcn: "I tin J hemorrhage of the funjrs for a Ion; time, and all de spaired of me. I took I 'or una and wm cured. It cnvo me strength and cour age, and made healthy, pure Mood. It Increased my weight, gavo mo a ncnmiy color, anil reel well. It 11 me best medicine In the world. If every ono kept I'crimn In the house It would nave nionv from death nvi-rv vrr' II.STUI11!NV0I.I.. Thousands of xwplo have Catarrh , If you tin not ilorlvo prompt and oat who would Im surprised lo know It, lw ' luluctory results from the ma of Permit raumt It linn Ihh-ii called romo otlwr wrllo at onro to Dr. Iliirtinan. trlviiiff a name than catarrh. Tho fuel In catarrh la catarrh wherever lucntud; ami another lint which m ol equally great Important-it, Is tlMi,l'uru,ia cures catarrh whemur located. lull atateiiiuiit ol vjur raen and ho will ! plca-ed to give you his valuahla ad vice (trails. Aildrets Dr. Iluttman, 'president of I no Miirliniin Haliltnrlum, Coluubua, 0. Variant Ultimate. "How did that poem of yours turn out?" "Oh," aiirworod tlio author, "thoro was tlio illiTnienro of opinion that usu ally attends tlio production of a master piece. The tojtlimtter Insisted that It waq first-class instUir and the editor In sisted that l( was not." An Unlucky Number, Sura. Jack Conrgatuiato mol Mabal has accepted mo. Kdlth HeallyT I hops you'ro not BUrstlllous. Jack No. Why? Kdlth Ilecauto you'ro the thirteenth lie has accepted this season, I beliove. The Stuart Carnation. The hrlKht red I'assionata carnation was tlio Honor of the royal homo of Btuart. Short ol lleiklothes. In soma of the smaller Huislati hotels visitors are obliged tc And lliolr own bodclothoa. A Plain Warning. There Is a aewngor steamer on the J.lbti whero tlio warning against sin-alt. Ing.lo tho man at the whcol Is dis plays! in four different languages. TliinIatliolviiglli.il version: 'To tlio helm marine gentleman try conversa tion not. IJVnit In (he history of mankind has there burn so nearly a world' ivldo hrollii'rliood n nl Ibis lime. In fact, this may bo said to he the iIlslliK'tlvu feature of litis ngi-, ns rompnrid with former aires evcr coiihl so liuiiiy men ho called truly citizens of the world. there la more of n cosmopolllnn spirit, more of n bond of union between tuitions, more of n universal Interest In the doings of men every where, tlinn In nuy age of the pnst. Wo are coining to understand each oilier better. The spirit of Hie Occident Is stirring tlio Orient, whllo tlio wisdom of the Orient la flooding the Occident. Even China la nwakcnlng. YVhiltcviT we tuny think Of Ilia nhliscs of Hnjelatid's government In India, lu the end tlio hind of the Hindu will bu trnnaformcd. There Is moro of n spirit of unity In n religious sense. Christianity Is being preached In all nntlons, wliliu Christians thcmaclvea nro coming to see the good that exists In nil religions. Narrowness in every sense Is imnn lug out. We nro coming mora and more to see the Interests of all tlio races as Identical. This world-wide upward trend Is the distinctive feature and the lioM,'ful sign of the present day. There have been great empires In the past. Ilabylon once dominated all Western Asia. At n later period Persia exercised the samo rule. Then Alexander, for a short time, made this territory tributary to Macedon. In a few centuries Home was (jiieen of everything from Kngtand to Palestine. Hut all lliese empires were hut narrow compared to the world of to-day. They wcio held together by forco. Now the bond Is more of good will and interest. Then It was the conquest of all smaller nations by the larger. Now It Is a democracy of nations. Then, at the most, Hie union took In n row hundred million people. Now It extends to a billion and a half. Then tliero was no cohesive power, no permanent union, no union at all. In fact, except that of the sword. Now there la mutual understanding, trade rela tions, constant travel, tho railroad, the telegraph, the steamship and a certain universal good will. All of this has made a revolution In International relations. Different siaies no longer distrust each other as formerly. Arbitration Is coming moro ami moro Into vogue. What heforo was left to the sword Is now edict! by tho court. Herein Is presaged the end of war. It la possible that the world lias seen Its hut great conflict. If not, one or two moro must end the chapter. The conscience of the nations will no longer permit any great amount of blood shed. The vast commercial Interests that are now stronger than any one or two governments bn the globe, will not allow themselves to bo disturbed hy any extended struggles. There will still he, of course, a few little wars among the smaller and less advanced nations, petty revolutions and the like, llltlc tllaturhancea on tho ragged edgea of humanity. Thcac, too. must grad ually disappear as civilization ami consolidation extend their bounds. Bo It Is not at all tho dream of an enthusiast to predict that tho present cen tury will see the final ending of war upon the planet Ho all the Industrial Injustice, governmental corruption, and moral and aoolal evils that seem to flourish, are rather local lu their nature and will be sloughed off lu time hy the healthy body of the whole humanity. These are transitory eruptions, rather than permanent blemishes. The trcud of tho entire raco Is ouward and the mighty momentum of tho mass will sweep out of the way every petty local barrier. The hope no longer lodges In any particular nation, but rather In every nation. Kvcu If tho Anglo-Saxon should fnller. the Hlnv. the Teuton, the Latin and the Oriental would move forward. The falling apart of tho entire Ilrltlsh empire would not check the progress for n day. The many smaller streams arc" now uniting In ono great river, whose force Is irresistible. Thcro may be eddies and becalmed apacea, but the current sweeps on. To tho man with the larger view no age In history ever seemed so honeful of better things ns does this. Never were such vast forces In motion, never was such rapid progress made. Hclenco, Invention, commerce, rcllgloua and sociological .Investigations, all are helng pressed more generally and with more results thau ever before. Tho wars for liberty have left ua with tbeir bleaslngs. Never did lalior produce so abundantly, never were the rnmfnrt. of life moro generally diffused. Tho press Is educating the world Tho spirit of truth Is abroad. Inspired hy the heights Hint have been won H.o vanguarda are pushlug on to still higher helghta. Having tasted nollttrnl liberty the masses aro moving for economic liberty. The picture la not all bright, by any meant, but It la growing brighter, and the fact that so many are aware Just what produces tho dark places Is hopeful that the colort may bo better blended and tho defects removed. Denver News. GARDENS IN THE KITCHEN. Orowlna Herb. In the Windows for Winter Use. American housewives may well take fln 1 Imprlsonment-preferably m- bad. If the law would only set nnart one day a week for the consumption of onions and forbid It. under penalty of a lesson from tue roreign coiouics tu our cities. A walk through one of Platinum. Platinum rarely occurs In' nuggets, those colonies In summer shows many though once In a while a ' lump of It Is found ; tho biggest on record, about the lie ol a tumtiler, being now preserved In the Dresden museum, Porno time ago John M. Davidson of Rochester. N Y., found the metal In two Motaroitea an Interesting discovery, Inasmuch as It proved that platinum exists In other worlds than ours. window sills and fire cscapci dotted with growing herbs. Even In winter the green thlngt peep and peer agalnat tho panes. Sometimes the herb pot Is prlsonmcnt-nt all other times It would w a uoon to the world. The onion hater would at least know when to tak to tho woods and how long to stay there. As for banishing the onion from the kitchen, that would be a crime. Thcro Drought Their Seats. in ma goon old t unci) ouu years ago there w.ero no teats in tho Parisian schools except stools (or the toachora. Tho pupils sat on bundles of straw hlch I hoy brought along. u in. Duiutiiiuv, in, ' 1 - . . - - an old tin con or cracked pitcher. Oft- j " oecn poeta wuo have aung Its cner It Is a box of handy site, and ( praises, but perhaps some of the prose somehow the box herbs always seem rhapsodies aro Just as eloquent. Kor tho most luxuriant Dill Is there, and . instance. If you want to crush your mint and fennel, balm, tweet basil. uriBuuor nno regards your dish of sweet marjoram, thyme lutieca, an , ' " a supercilious eye. Just Iho flavorous tribe. Parsley may be as mm ir lie knows that the onion bought fresh the year round from tho it caned the rose among roots." corner grocer, so It It seldom Been In the boxes. It may bo that aupcratl eh s ronic Eating Dicers, ores A Constant Drain Upon tho System tlon haa as much to do with that at convenience. In the folklore of vari ous lands parsley root Is endowed with malign powers. Ill luck comet to wno-1 ever pulls It up save wiiu me n-ii . hand walking backward, and to carry a growlug root from one homestead to ( another It a turo inviiauon 10 mis fortune. A cook worth tho nnmo knowt that green herbs are innnneiy ueucr tor seasoning than dry ones, even when iho drv ones are freshly grown. First- And a source of worry, anxiety and endless trouble to those wba are afflicted cIobs marketmcn also rccognlzo tho with them, particularly so when located upon the lower extremities whore fact by offering, along with costly me circuiatioii is weaie nuu slUKK"". A gangrenous eating ulcer upon tuo prng Iamb, pots of tender, growing leg is n frightful sight, niul ns tha poison burrows deeper and deeper into the ,unt to sauce tho roast Ono of these Unue beneath nnd the sore continues to spread, one can almost sec the flesh mnt pot,,, properly tended, will grow melting away ntid feel the strength goinif out with the Blckeulng discharges. for years and supply an ordinary Great ruunlng sores and deep ofTcnsive ulcers often develop trout a simple mcn. Mint grows rapidly and tho boll, swollen gland, bruise or pimple mil are a threatening danger always, uccr for frequent plucking. Stnlks because while all such sores nrc not cancerous, a crrcat many are. and this n t iimviii to t-rnw mora ahouldmake you suspicioutof all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par ,inn ,ix inches high. If they are not Ucularly if cancer runs in your family, l'ace sores arc common and cause tho newled in tbcm oft and dry In a thady i ! Aftlf llllll ir lla tnnu. !. lt.tll - ! v o mm nitiiDui It there would be no gastronomic art;' that "Its presence lends color and en- chantment to the modest dish. Its ab sence reduces the rarest dainty to hopeless Insipidity and the diner to de spair." It Is quite possible that your haughty neighbor may decline to follow this hint and may show algus of not being plunged Into despair pending the ad dition of onions to Ills own menu. The autl-onlonlst Is a stiff-necked party. l'rovldcuce Journal. PLAN TO CHECK PROfANITY. greatest annoyance because they are so persistent and unsightly nnd de tract from one's appearance. Middle flged nnd old people and those whose blood is contaminated and tainted with the germs and poison of malatla or some previous sickness, or excessive use of mercury, nre the chief sufferers from chronic sores and ulcers. While the blood remains in this unhealthy, polluted condition healing is simply impossible and the tore will continue to grow nnd spread in spite of washes and salves or any superficial or surface treatment, for the sore is but tlw outward sign of Valdosta, Oa., Bsptsmbsr, 1000, Swift Dnootflo Co., Atlanta, Oa. Star Olrsi Somsthlntr Ilka a rlsluo earn on lay lnstsp, vry small at first, not at all painful, but at It Brow larger and began to pain tas X ooniultod a doctor, but In splto of all ha eould do Ui aor got worat and beran to dtiohre thsu other aorea oiut until the whole top of my foot waa ons large mass of BOrss and I oould not walk. Thtninyhui band, who had bsen eursd of Sorof ult by tho uio of B, 0, S., aatd h believed it wonld eura ins. I beran taklnr it and eight bottlet oured moj my foot healed up nloely. I be. Have I would have been a orlppla for life but for B. B. S. MRS. 0. H. KINO. some constitutional disorder, n bad condition of the blood nnd system, which local remdies cnunot curt. S, S. 8. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to the very root of the trouble mid counteracts and removes from the bleod all the Impurities nnd poisons, nnd gradually builds up the entire system and strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when tha blood has been purified ami the system purged ol all morbid, unhealthy matter the healing process begins, nnd the enting .ulcer or chronic sore is soon entirely gone. K. a. H. contains no mineral or poison place against tho tliuo when more mint may be needed man mo pot can fur nish. This applies also to otner nerbs. Aim In plucking to keep them bunchy and stocky, so at to furnish many leaves with the smallest modlucum of stems. Garden-grown bcrba are per mitted to bud before cutting down for drying, but thoso In the herb-window garden would better not exhaust their atrength lu the effort to (lower. Kitchen air It commonly both warm and molat; hence thlngt grow In it almost tropically. Qlve tho herbs the sunniest wludow. It a box can be set the whole window length all the bet ter. Ono ttrong clump of each herb It better than several weak ones. Plant them ilgzag, up and down the aides of tho box. If seeds aro sown let It be lu a smaller box, from which the strongest plants can bo tot In the win dow box, which should bo a foot wide nnd ten Inchct deep Inside. Fill with in an Inch of the top with very rich dirt nnd give tho plants monthly a lib eral watering with liquid ninuure. If ous drugs of any description, but is guar- that Is out of tho question soap suds, nntccu a imrciv vegeiauie remeay, a thn illrtlor the better, should lin ,in blood purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronio weekly. Tour tho suds around tho sores aim Ulcers, it you nave a siowucaung Bore,cu nny uiuu, largo or small, write us about ft, nnd our physicians will advise you without charge. Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free. THE SVIFT SPEOIFIO CO., ATLANTA. OA. PAINIUBSS dentistry Tlio dlicovory ol now agouti and new methodaot ailiiiliilttertntt Uio uV agouti tia id In dentistry for elltitliiulliig imtn, liM rovulutliiuliruil jiractlio. 1'AINMM DKNTIriTUY with null not an eiiKirl niont, but an absolute certainty, as liunilreili can tcmlfy. Don't you taVo any rlk. guaruntpo "NO l'AIN " Iloth 'phonoii Oregon South '."."Jit Columbia MA. Open eronlngi till V, I 10 li, Sunday! Iroiu V t WISE BROS., Dentists. roots. Keep the green tops clean by sprinkling with fresh water at least every other day. From such a garden, says the Wash ington Btnr, ono can gather bouquets of herbs every day In the year of rich yet superlatively delicate flavor. Nor Is that all tho profit sauces, extracts, delicious drinks may come from It, not to mention tho delights of watching and tending a runss of thrifty growth. 80S, 209, 81 1, Vll, Sli. m Falling Hldg Cor. T14rJ and Yainlngtou bts. Onion Flnda a Defender. The onion Is one of thoso strenuous vegetables about which ono cannot bo Indifferent One either yearns for It with a passionate longing or else utter ly repudiates It and everybody who has any trafilcklug with It If one never had to take one's onions at second hand It would not bo so An antl-profanlty leaguo has been formed at Bertha, Neb., which Is quite unique ns an organization. The con stitution provides that tho member ship Bball bo lim ited to young women, nnd that the chief object of the league shall bo to Btop the wearing habit among young men. The members of tho order aro to discourage atten tions from any vounir man who MISS KESSLEB. lnuuee8 ln swear. Ing. Twenty-six young women have signed the membership roll thus far. One enthusiastic member proposed that the members be prohibited from speaking to young men who swear, but this radical Idea was not adopted. The first president of tho Antl-profan lty Leaguo Is Miss Florence Kessler, daughter of the proprietor of a de partment store at Bertha. The secre tary Is Mies Blrdlo Carbon. Miss Gannon, Scc'v Detroit Amateur Art Association, tells young women what to do to avoid pain and suffering caused by female troubles. " I can conscientiously recommend Lytllu K. IMnklmm'H Vcgvtnblo Compound to those of my slaters Buffering with frmalo weakness and the troubles which so often befall women. I suffered for months with general weaknest and felt no weary tliat I had hard work to keen ud. 1 had shooting- pains and waa utterly miserable. In my distress I was ad vised to use I.ydlii U. rinUItuiii's VcectiiMo Coililiounil. and It woa a red letter day to me when I took the first dose, for at that time my restora tion beiran. In six weeks I was a changed woman, perfectly well In every respect. I felt so elated and happy that I want all women who suffer to get well as I did." Miss Ouii.A Oanhoit, 319 Jones St., Detroit, Corresponding' Beo'y Mich. Amateur Art Association. tSOOOorftltlorlglnalef aoow IttUrpndiy gtnulfitnm cannot b. prtfticid. It In clonrlv slioun In liU rountr lady's letter that Lyilla Ii 'Inkhnm'8 Vegetable) Compound will surely euro tho sufferings of women ; nnd when ono considers, tbatailss Gannon's letter Is only one of hundreds which we have, the great virtue of Mm Plnkham'a medi cine must be admitted by all. The Weight of Crowds. The load which is produced bv a denso crowd of persons Is generally taken at 80 to 100 pounds Per Eouar'e foot and is considered to be tho greatest uniformity distributed load for which a floor need be proportioned. Unique Mountains. There are four unlquo mountains In Lower California two of alum, one of alum and sulpur mixed and one of pnre snlpur. It is estimated that in the four peaks named there are 100,000,000 tons ol pure alum and 1,000,000 tons of sulphur. Tommy Won. Two brothers went to the same school. They were absent about a fortnight, and then one returned alone. "Where is your brother Thomae?" asked the master. "Please, sir, he's laid up with a sprained arm. We were trving to tee which could lean out nl the window fartberest, and Tommy ,u. When Docs the 5eaion Open. Clarenco Mlnteahcimer, of tho Stock oi change, who was bomoanlng tho exactions Imposed upon the tlmo of an active broker, said that ho had hoped bnforo this to have been In tho Adlrondacks shooting. , "It Is to long slnco I have had nn outing," romarked nick Halstcd, "I rear tnnt i am very rusty in my knowlcdgo or tho gamo laws. When docs tho gamo season open, Clarry? Hadn't Tried It. Mrs. Wcddle Was that gentleman who gave you the cigar a friend of yours? Weddlo I don't know; I haven't smoked It yet. New York Time. Corn on the Cob. Not many people havo ever had the chance to eat an ear of roasted corn on the cob In tlio inlddlo of winter. How ever, Wadliann A Kerr Bros., wholetale grocers ol l'ortland. had a small onan tlty put op under their Monopole brand and had it shipped to them from the state of Maino. Tho corn is put up six or reven ears in a gallon can and whllo it is much higher in price than tholr regular Monopole canned corn, there are many who are willing to pay extra for such an unusual dainty. Might Regret It. Mistress Poor, darling little Top ty! I'm afraid sho will never recover. Do you know, Urldgct, I think the kindest thing would bo to have her shot and put out of her misery. Drldget 'Deed ma'am I wouldn't do that Sho might get better, after all, an' then ye'd bo sorry yo'd bad her killed. Punch. Chopping lllra Off. Tho Count (passionately) I 2eo vcr-r-reo gr-r-r-r-ound you on! Tho Heiress (coldly) I always ride! Puck. lofe walk CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought of Boars the Signature Couldn't De otherwise. Miss Slim "Who wrote 'Man Pro roses?' " MJss Antique "Probably sorao In experienced young author." New York Tribune. HairSplits I "I hive used Ayer'a Ilalr Vigor for thirty ycart. II Is elegant for I a hllr dreaitnt. and tnr knlnn tliM Shilr from iplliting at the cinls." 1 J.A.Gruenenfeller,Grantfor-,Ilt. g - . . . Hair-splitting splits friendships. If the hair splitting Is done on your own head. It loses friends for you, for every hair of your head Is a friend. Ayer's Hair Vigor In advance will prevent the splitting. If the splitting has begun, It will stop it. JI.M a twttlt. All srefilslt. If voar drnrirUt cannot innntv nn. aend ua ono dollar and wo will ainreta vou a bottle, no aura and irlva tlm nam, of your nearrat einrM onTea. Addresn, tv. a i cn wu., juowbii, aiasi. The Low Roof. Ascum Hardened enso Is ho? Tufnut Do wolst over. Did yer notice how baldheaded ho Is? Ascum Yes. Tufnut Well, dat's from rldln' so much In prison vans; It wore nil do hair oft tho top of his head. Phila delphia Press. JOHN POOLB, PORTLAND, ORE. Foot ol Morrison Strest. Can rive you the belt bargains in Dollera and EnElnes, Windmills, rumps and Gene ral Machinery. Wood Hawlnjr Machines a apeelaltjr. Bca ua before burins;. CITQ Ferm&neear Cures slo fits or neTTOtuseei si I w arurflrat.Ur''i..erir.Klla,sOrtMem Salmi, towiror VllKKS'OOUullmtlatndtrMt a. Di.B.ILKua.Uit.uiircb3uriiiUud(hU.ra have Had Seen Better Days. Kind Lady I suppose you seen better days? Tramp Yes'm. One day last week I got three dinners and ten beers. Detroit Free Press. SlOO ltETTARD SMOO. Reasonably Good. Mrs. Dick Did you and good sport? Dick Well, wo dldu' game; but wo dldn t sbc-t Joe c ,;;t any acli otaer Tho readers of this paper will be. pleased to jesrn tbat there la at least one dreaded disease that science haa been ablo to cure In all lu stages, and that lacatarrh. Ilall'sCatarrh Cue Is the only positive cure known to tho medical (raternltr. Catarrh being a constitutional dts- wise, requires a constitutional treatment. llall'e Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surface , - bt -i i - ) a.r l-i I- n i . .i i-M 1 - ', and . - f.t r s-'rir''- . hi a I ,i ..o . ,,t. jl n , I r j ..a: ' i- iSi-it if v -3 ,rk Tr-. Htetor, haw r m-icl fu'lti ta its .t it , . v . a -at hy uCvr Qu. Hundred :jo,r, nr any case that ft rails to eon. Snd furl.:. A te.t'acorial. A M-.-aa I r J. . n.str ;o., tv'f I do:d I.T dmftltete. 75c. limit a ajniur Jills are the beat. HELLO, - EVERYBODY I Fatberi, Mothers. Sitter Brothers, Fweet hrt ant Itveri. In't yon wnt a PIANO, WATCH AND CHAIN, OK ONH OP 13 OTIIEW GIFTS ? IP SO, TALK QUICK, ii tlijie limit U February 22ntl, 10. There 1 one ol them glfti laying In, wait for some lucky one. Why not yout Hend 25c. for sample of goods and particulars Uncle Sam's York Shop 205 LarklnSt. San franc! sco. GET WET! ASK YOUO DEA1E9 FOD THE MADE FAMOUS 6Y A DEPUTATION EXTENDING OVEB MODE THAN HALF A CEMTUDY. TOWER'S jarmerOs and htti are mads of the best materials In bkxk or yll for oil kinds of wet work. JATBfACTIOH 13 CMSAKTUD ff YOU 3TK3 TO Tffi SIGN Or iHc FISH. A.O.TOWEB Ca BOSTON. MA3&. oiwooooaoeciooociociaaciiKHSoo ST. JACOBS I POSITIVELY CURES Rheumatism Neuralgia Backache Headache Fcetache All Bodily Aches AND CONQUERS PAIN. 5ooooiiXHooeio0ooiomo Adapted to Flats. "I see that you bave taken. up the vertical system of penmanship. Why aid you do that? "Oh, haven't you heard? Why, we are living in a uat now. She Made lllm. Mrs. Tower Frankly, John Tower, 1 think you are the meanest man X over taw. Mr. Tower I wouldn't say tbat, Gusty; you know you've said hundreds of timet that you have been the making ol ine. Paid Basra to Refuse. A solicitor for a Wall Btrcet paper had been trying for a long time to se cure the signature of Russell Sage to an advertising contract at a cost of 100 per year, but to no purpose. To show how diligently be had been work' Ing, hoping thereby to Induce Mr. Sage to sign the contract, he said: "I think, Mr, Sage, you ought to fa vor mo with this order, for I have been after you for three years." Tbo old financier leaned back In his chair, thought a moment, saya the Now York Times, and then asked: "How long havo you been trying to got this contract, did you say!" "Three years," hopelessly replied the agent. "Then, you see," continued Mr, Sage, "I havo Baved Just 300." When a woman coiumouces to talk about a sealskin coat, she might at well buy ono. It will be among hei assets sooner or later. The now Idea In men's clothing seems to he to havo tbein hang like gunny tack. Eccentricities of Blue Blood. Mrs. Highup Do you believe that It it true that the Emperor William Is having the milk from his farm at Pots dam retailed ln Berlin from wagons with his name printed on themT Mrs. Wayupp I shouldn't wonder. It'a nothing. Why, even my grand father did the samo thing. New York Weekly. Advance of Science. "My fee for the surgical operation which la a dangerous onx," said the eminent expert, "will be (5,000." "Five thousand dollars? Wliewl" exclaimed the prospective victim. "Why, four centuries ago the royal ex ecutioners hadn't the nerve to charge over f 10 for (heir work." Baltimore American. A Laudable Ambition, Aunt Have you no serious purpose In life? NIeco Oh, yes. I want to find a real wicked man and marry him to re form Mm. New York Journal. Mothers will Una Mrs. tVlnslow's Sooth. In? Syrup the tx-st remedy to use tor their Children during the teething period. Humiliated. "What's the trouble, Henry?" asked the wife. "Wasn't tho majority as large as you expected?" "I'm not thinking about the elec tion. Jest," gloomily replied the statesman, whoso admiring constit uents bad returned htm to congress for another term. "You remember there Is a brand of a 6-cent cigars named for me? Well, they're selling them two for 5 cents now." Chicago Tribune. Flso's Cure b a remedy forcouehs. colds and consumption. Try it. Trice 25 cents, i arugguu. Tough Leather. A sign on an East Side shop win dow reads: "Fried Shoes." The merchants name Is Fried, but he forgot to put a comma after It." New York Times. "A tape morns eighteen reel Ions; at leaal eame oa the scene alter mi taking two CASCAItETS. TUls I am sura haa eiused nr bad health for the mat three jeara. I am atlll taklnx Caseareta. the only catbartle worthy ot DOUoa by sensible people." ueu. w. uowlks, uatra, miss. M CATHARTIC Mfew TNADB SJAftK RBOJSTOIIO Pleasant. Pmlauble. I 'o lent. Tsste Good. Do Good, Nerer Sleken. Weekcn. or Gripe. 10c. 2ue,s0o. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Btwtlar CM...?, tttos. SMlml, l. T.rt. S1J MOaTfl.RlR 801,1 fisrenteed by ill draa-nUMU-DAb alsuiocVuiCTobioeoIlsbU. ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. dust Boar Signature of ee Pac-Simile Wrapper Below. Too Realistic Altogether. Footlight And was tho lighthouse eoeno roallstlo? Sue Brette Oh, yes. They had a real light house at last night's perform ance, Yonkert Statesman, CARTER'S IE, Ytirr sstsll and as easy to take as aogais. FOB HEADACHE FOR DIZZINESS FOR BIU0USNES1. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR COHSTIPATIOH. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THECOMPLEXIOB tcTctuH I Purely TegetabltvW 1 1 jaauuuniiuausii- 1 1 " CURE SICK HEADACHE. warn j Dest Cuuga tJyrap. Tastes Good. Use rP Prj la time. Sold by drueKt.ts. Is I The Food Inspectors ! Would be out of a Job It all eatablea ! were aa pure aud healthy as ! ...MONOPOLE... f (let Monopole Goods ol your grocer. WADHAMS & KERIt 1U103., fackera. l'ortland. Ijfc half & century SjP S Seeds $ s2 hr ttfcn growing f uaou iatrmr Ajfir MJVA kinder tUiil.eTSrTwtiere, Sold by lBnmL Ml dwUer. 8fVl Annoijf MB poetpUd tr to aU ppUcuU. fiaTftff Costs You Nothing To catch cold you eel omeihtujt for no. b log, ure enouiih. You can kep It if you want It, tut you can set rid of It by utlns (lueon llee CourIi Drops. Kp m box lu tu) houtM. Thy taste nice, loots nice, are nice. Made of tiouey and mentlioL 0 Ceou a box. Hold by all drugtcUia- and con fectlonere. Twj boxes en by mall jKMtpald ou receipt of loc. lu stamps. Pacific Coast Dlscuit Co. Portland, Ore HI V () w (Si DR. G. 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