LORD OF THE DESERT By PAUL CIIAITUH X.IICuiitinuiil. Dnr. 1'ollfitt rime (it Mi feet in sur prise., llul lliu chief ritmnlnml calm ninl rontliiiiod hla converantloii. tin told lilm tho ffirtn of Imr escape, mill tlm f r ninl In dm scalp Im lirnl Klvi'ii lit in. at tho aaiuo Hum ropimlliig Hint Im ninl tin) Onnnilliui wurn friends now. "Hut whoro In alio?" Inquired the Cnnnitlnii. A hundred thlnga outrroil liln iiiIikI. With Ilertlm l.ylo In hi PobbobbIoii, Iiii rntilil got'revfltigu on Ilnmmcralny, on tho liril of thu Deanrt, on everybody! With Imr ti mli' r hlii control, ho could drmniid n ransom. Ilo ronhl tnnhn tortus with General Croolt, ho could possibly get ptiBaosatiin of Hint 110,01)0. Plana rnino on no thick mul rant Hint thny clouded liln lirnlii, nml ho saw n tlioiiinnil mlvnntnKoa In tho obbs nlon of Ilertlm Lylo nn a prisoner In mi Inillnu vlllngn. "Whom la alio?" ho ilomnncli'il ngaln, "Hut wnltl" anhl tho chief. "You vVLl v : ' ... 1., i iv.Vi I,,,, .1 rarnnoil. Tho trnimer atlll hna her! ,,,' IIII I'MIIII n I. I ...... ia hurl "Hut 1 linvn boon to lila homo In lila nhsonrn." anlil I'ollotl, "anil alio wna not thoro!" "Ilo lildn her when ho no nway," replied tho chief. "Ilo four aoineono nteal hurt Now. mo ninl my mini will aieai nor. no, ran " " ' hurry nwny tonight. Wo "I'",?, hell trap. when, holders never fill iia; nml If tliny nml ua iney can nover get tin. You tnko two, rour. inn hrnvea, go to Irnppcr'a homo whllo ho nway nml get girl mid hrlng Imr with yiiu! Heo! mako trapper mad, you gel oven, nml you hnvo whllo aijunw. Kgan n good friend na well as had enemy." Within nnnlher hour Dan I'ollett mid four of Hgnn'B moat alenlthy lirnvea were riding aeroaa Hie plains toward tho trnppcr'H nhodo, nml Kgan and n mnjorlly of tho chlefa nnd wnrrlora hnd iiultted tho vicinity of the Htonn llouao na allently na thn deaert night lireern. Only ft amnll Bcoutlng par-ty remnlned hehlnd. Tile cowlmva atood nt Ihelr posts. nnd tho ton! of llio Deaert kept watch over nil with llio vigilance or n trained general, waiting to see what vigilance or tho early morning would uring. "Tho hlrda hnvo flown." wna thn!HnrH the appcaranco of first expreaalon of (lcnernl Crook trap' when ho arrived In tlm vicinity of "It hna nlways heen n great grazing tho fitnno llouao. "Thero nro no In- plaeo for wild animals of all kinds, dlnna about tho plnco," hn said, "hut; nml thn rise often comes down upon they mny bo clone nl hand. Wo wlllibcm suddenly nnd nils thn banks wait until daylight before wo up- nil nround them and breaks across proach nearer." tho nnrrow nock yonder, Imprisoning Ilo aocreted his men In a grovo of them completely heforo they hnvo limit... n the moiintalnaldo. BomoiUmo to oaenpe. No living tiling can illstanro from tho premises, and wait' oil developments. As soon na tho morning light be gan to break, tho general, nccom pnnletl by Ilnmmersley. begnn to roronnolter. "Tho whites nro vigi lant." ho remarked, na ho pointed to tho rifles In tho loopholes In tho wall. "Thoy nro evidently expecting tho Indlnfls. but I sett no rover be hind which thn redskins could con ceal thcmtclvos from our vlow. I cm of tho opinion that tho red raarala havo 'amolt a mouao' and left during tho ntsht. Wo must communicate wlili tlm whites aa nutckly as poa.l bio and get on tho trail. Can't you creep up near that guard and mail' ago to communicate with hlmT" "That will bo easy," replied tho trnpper. and ho started In n atooplng poaturn, keeping nimaoir won niuuvn behind tho runty Junlpora. "Hello, there!" apokn tho trnpper In n low tone, nt a abort distance from tho mnn nt tho loophole. Tho nstontahed guard looked In n dozen different directions In nn In stant. "I am tho trapper, returned from tho fort with nld. Toll tho Lord of tho Desert I wish to speak with him." him." In n few moments this pcrsonngo was at tho loopliolo nml Hnmmorsley walked to Uio plnco, being well shielded from tho main points of tho plain. Daylight was rapidly coming on. and tho Iird of tho Dosort. upon consulting hla men. aoon concluded that thn Indiana hnd mndo their es cape. Tlm guards, however, wero certain that somo of tho Indians hnd remained until n Into hour In tho morning ,ns they hnd boon seen nkulklng about tho placo Just before dawn. A short reconnoitre was mado nnd nnnernl Crook was Informed of tho result. His men wero in arc hod In sldo tho stono wall surrounding tho Htono llouao nnd wero ordered to proparo their breakfnst and to tnko n fow hours' rest. In tho monntlme, tho goncrnl hold nn Intervlow with tho Lord of tho Desert nnd began preparations to pursue tho Indians as soon as his mon wero refreshed. Scouts - woro sont out upon tbolr trail, undor the leadership of tho novcr-slecplng but over-fresh Ilnmmersloy. nnd thoy noon struck tho trnll nnd sont word back to tho Stono Houso accordingly. Whon Oonornl Crook Informed Mnrtln I.ylo of tho oplsodo with Dan Kollett, tho Lord of tho Desort went to his tronsury and found a largo sum of hla money missing. Ho f enmo frantlo. Ho wnntod to go to tho fort mul lynch tho linlf-breed: but Oonornl Crook Informed htm thnt they hnd "whnlo" breeds to deal with just now, nml thnt ho would tnko up Kollett'a cojio Intor. Hanimoraloy, nt tho bond of tho band of cowboys, had followed tho trail of thu Indiana all day nnd kopt Oonornl CUWok poBtod. Tho lattor movod out with his command from tho Stono Houso nt sunsot, Intending to trnvol by night bo ns to keep tho Indians off tholr guard. Ilo startod out on ono of his determined chases, novor Intending to rottirn until ho had punished thoao bandits, tho most troublesome, nnd bloodthirsty nt thnt tlmo roaming tho Amerlcnfi plains, CHAl'TKR XXIII. ..t Holl'a Trnp. Ilammorsloy had located tho In dians at "Hell's Trnp." Upon bolng notlfiod of this, Oonornl Crook had como In advnnco of bis command, which was to march hy night, to vlow tho situation, It Was about i o'clock In Uio nftor noon when ho nnd tho trnppor stoalthlly climbed to tho top ot tho rlmrocks overlooking this romnrknblo placo, and lying flat on tho capstono of tho rl in rock b, thoy looked Into tho Indian camp bolow, Thoro wna noth lug about tho placo to 'ndlcato a trap de LANEY. or plnco for n hnrah iiiimo. It wnaTnt-n loaa to uiiiloratnnil how Kollott a Imituttful imtiinil meadow In thn lionil of a mountain ilronm, nilr rotiiutoil on tlirco ahloa hy towering rlmrocka, tho rlvor running n dla tlnct penlnaula, nlmoat creating nn Island, an I'loao did tho nntrnnro point of tho atrenm rnmo to tho point of oxlt after mnkliiK tho circuit of tho llltlo valley. Through thla nnrniw neck tho In diana had entered, and whllo their anlinnl grazed on tho luxurlint grnas they had pitched their tiinti among tho wlllowa bordering tho atroum nml prepared for n few daya' re.t nftor Iholr long slcgo nt tho Klnno llouao. Iloro gnmn nml flnli wnro jilnntlful, nml thn haunches of deor and ante lope, mid flali frya alternating tho fonsts on tho Uird of tho Desert's failed hullocka, made a garden ot Uden for tho liravea, Inatend of n "Hell's Trnp." Hero they felt anfo. In thla am phitheater they wero laolated from tho world, and thero woro numeroiia oiillnta through tho rlmrocka whern '''J' p""'i ""'"' i" -cni' " at- Innl.,,.1 nn. lliu , . ' y had aa prlaonrrn four rowhoya, the only peraona thoyi"-' had dlacovnrod nn their trail from tho ttino Ilnuae, mid they now fait na anfn In thla retreat na If nmong tho lava lied a of thn Klamath country. Thoy regarded a caaiial lookout na helng autnelent for Iholr aafcty from surprise, In view of tho fact that , , , continually cov- erlng tho territory In tho Immedlato vicinity or I lie enmp. It waa n contliiiioua fenat and holi day for the hunted handlta. "I cannot understand why they cnll thla llell'a Trap." anlil flnnnrnl Crook, ua ho looked down upon tho placid aceno. "Thero la no renaon for It now. It la true," replied thn trnppor, "hut I hnvo n'e n It when thn nnmn of llell'a Trnp was not too hnrah for It. Tho river, now ronlalilo at moat any point, rlaea from tho anowheds of tho great inountnlna yonder. Tho warm south winds nt times atnrl tho anow to molt- Int. nml tho wnler comes daahlng " " V" i""'"' i vinos nut gulc hca, nml theao flow Into, Ihn rlvnr, making It n rolling sen of wnter as suddenly na a. cloudburst. It la on theao occasions that tho plaro a lioll a ford tho river during thn rises. "Tho Indiana mnkn It a point to tnko advantage of these rises. They stand guard outside, nnd na aoon na tho water Is at Its hlghcat they rush through tho current overflowing tho neck nnd slaughter tho animals by, tho wholesale. In this mnnnor they iong ago secured their winter meat I food. Tills has given It Uio namo or Hell's Trap.'" After a fow minutes In sllcnco Oen oral Crook remarked that thoro soem d to bo four canyons, or out lets from tho place, through tho walls ot tho rlmrocks, besides tho mnln cntrnnco through tho "atralt," or neck, llul tho trapper showed lilm tho fifth. "To mnko a wholesale capturo." re marked the goncrnl. "I will havo to station mo tint all of those points nnd chnrgo In over tho 'neck.' My men will nrrlvo about midnight, and I will then require your naalstanco !n stationing thn men for nn early morn ing nttack," ho contlnuod. Heforo tho trapper had tlmo to re spond. If ho hnd Intended to roply, n sight caught tho eyes of both men that riveted their nttontlon In tho same direction. They placed tholr field glasses to their eyes nnd a groan escaped simul taneously from each. Tho sight that greeted them has often been aeon on tho Amorlcan border. Human beings nut to torturo by snvages. In full view of friends who wero unahlo to render them nld! Thu savages marched forth Into an opening four whlto men In slnglo Ilia their arms bound to tholr sides, nnd each being led by a painted war rior. Tho general and tho trapper Imme diately recognized tho mon ns four ot tho cowboys who hnd been sent out on tho trail of tho Indians from tho Slono House. This Ib the first that cither hnd known or tnelr rato. Oen ornl Crook, as woll as 'tho trapper. had supposed that nil of iho mon were Bnto. Tho lattor Had not soon thoso men alnco two days before, but ho imposed that they had either loit tho trnll or wero loltorlng somewhere closo nt hand among thn rlmrocks. Hut thoy hnd acted Indiscreetly and had been entrapped by tho Indlnns, nnd woro now about to pay their last earthly penalty. Tho mode of tho American B.ivago'i torturo of his prisoners Is well known It has boon described often enough, with Its harrowing variations. The Snako Indlnn was tho most cruel, and In thla cnao his Incentive was great. Many ot his companions had fallen before, tho loopholes at tho Slono House, Theao men had fired tho fatal shots In ninny Instances. It was now thn Indlnns' turn, Illndlnt; tho prisoners, hands nnd feet, and tying them to short stakes driven deeply Into tho ground, tholr nrostrntcd uotiics wore mauo mo sub ject of ovory Indignity, overy cruelty nnd ovory torturo that tho dopravod I'lutos and tholr allies could Invont, It wna well ovon for tho Iron nervos of tho Intrepid gcncrnl nnd tho desort trapper that tho position of tho mon partially obBcnrcd them from vlow, nnd thnt thoy could not sco all that was dono, Tho torturo was kept up almost un til sunsot, when tho Inst life suc cumbed, nnd tho savnges woro ovon thon desecrating tholr mutilated hodlos when Interrupted by n chorus of yells from tho contor of tho bond In tho rlvor. Turning tholr glasses In this direc tion, tho two whlto men saw another sight that stnrtlod them still moro. A mounted party hnd Just passed through nn oponlng In tho rlmrocks, and wns fording tho stream and bond ing toward tho Indian camp. In front rodo nn Indlnn wnrrlor, noxt enmo n whlto man bound to his horso, thon came a whlto woman, her fcot hound by n ropo which onclrclod tho. horso upon which sho rodoj thon followod two warriors mounted on ono animal, nnd bringing up tho rear was Pan FollcttI "Horthn I.ylo, as sura as I Urol" gasped the trappor. "Ami that ciiraod Imtf-brcoill''- ox. cloluioil Oonornl Croolt. Tho emptier started to rlo , , and null lo thn roacuo, hut (ho Cool hnadnd general restrained lilm. "Cool, my hoyl Cool!" ho advised. "Carre fill work rcijiil ri'H careful action, nml I boo now that wo hnvo n lot of IhHIi on hand!" Tho trnppor limt already Informed Oonornl Croud of tho nntlro Rltuntlon, ao far as ho know It. hut lolh worn had eacaped and how ho had Bucceod- ml In ontlcliiK Ilertha mid hnr com panion from the aocrot cavorns of tho trappor'a homo. "Wo will aolvn thoao mysterious prohlema Inter, young man," until thn general. "Wo hnvo practical ones ahend of ua now!" Old Hgnn greeted follctt with full followahlp na a chief, and cant a vin dictive glnneo nt hla fair cnptlvo. Tho party waa aoon dlamouiited, nml whllo Metzkor, tho cowhoy raptlvo, was led away and hound to n atako whern hla Into frlonda had been confined. Her thn waa Riven n lepeo nil to hcraelf nmong tho wlllowa, and two lltho aoino hravea woro placed an gunrds over her. "Thla rompllcatea mnttcra," aald General Crook. "I Intended opening tho campaign nt daybreak tomorrow ami not leaving one of thn red devlla lo toll tho tain, aftor wltnoaalng tho hutchory of thoao poor fellowa n whllo ago. hut now that cannot lio done, for It would hazard tho glrl'a aorety and life. It will novcr no io hoot Into tho place while alio la In I'll roacuo her heforo morning, OoncrnJ." aald tho trappor. "It'a n tlckllah Job. young man, hut If you succeed, my men will do tho rcatl" Night vni now coming on, nml they returned to tho tetnornry quarters of thn grent Indian fighter, In n aocrct nook nmong tho rlmrocka, thoro to plan the roacuo of tho woman, and thn early morning attack. (Totxconiinuxl,) WAS AN INTERESTING FldUfie. The I.uto Wtlllaiu N. Kn.cli, Once Hn alar from North Itukotu Tho dealh of William N. Itonch, for mer United Hlatca Kenator from North Dakota, occurred In New ork, after a nine months' llliiraa with cancer. Itonch never nciulrnl eminence. In I tnteiiinnhlp, but he wna at one time mi Interesting Itguro nt Wnahlngton. . " " , , .,". ,lp wn," ni 'n that city In 1810 and wn" ''l"'l nt Georgetown College, After the war he cmbnrked In banking nml beenme cvt-iitunlly cashier or tho Cltlzena' National Hank of Wnahlng- THE LATK WILLI AU X, nOACII. too. In 1871) he wcut to Dukota, In vested largely In tands and became a prosperous farmer. Then he entered politics nnd waa a power In the Demo cratic party. Twice be was the candi date for Governor. In 1803 he was elected to the United States Senate. Then came echoes of a scandal. Ho wns accused or Irregularities In his connection with the Citizens' National Hank, tho nmount Involved being $04, 000, and Senator Hoar offered a reso lution for nn Investigation, but nono was ever mado and Senator Hoach senretl his term. Since 1S00 he bad lived In New York, whero he was presi dent of the Cuban Asphalt and Oil Company. Nn flquaahea. Ono woman, according to the New York t'ress. has rebelled against the prevailing style of millinery. She went tho other day to buy n simple hat. and looked over a large variety, nil decorated with cherrlos, grapes, straw berries, hazelnuts, apples and beans. "No, I don't want any of these," said sho, putting them aside. "l'erbnps you would prefer this clut ter of currants!" suggested the mil liner "No, nor squashes nor cucumbers. These things are very necessary on the' dhjner-tnble, but 1 object to them on my head." "Hut they are ao fashionable!" "Never mind, I draw the lino at fruit ami vegetables." A GnstroiiDinlo IV at. At a little schoolhouse In the north of Scotland the K'lioolninster keeps his boys grinding steadily nt their desks, but gives them permission to nibble from their lunch baskets sometimes na they work. One day, white the master was In structing a elans In the rule of three, bi; noticed that one of his pupils was paying more attention to a small tart than to his lesson, "Tom ltaln," said the schoolmaster, "listen to the lesson, will ;e?" "I'm listening, air." snld the boy, "Listening, nre yo?" exclaimed tho master; "then ye're listening wl' ono ear nn' eating plo wl" tho other!" Lon don Tld-Ults. inn uninumi. In the newly Issued "double part" of the New foigllsh Dictionary, Dr. Mur ray gives two quotations under tho wonl "omnibus" which nently tell tho birth-story of tho vehicle. In a memor andum to thn chairman or the Hoard of Stamps, dated April 3, 1821), Mr, Shllllbocr stated! "I nm en gaged In building two vehicles nftcr tho imimier of tbe recently cstnbllshid l-'rench Omnibus, which when complet ed I propose starting on the I'addlugton Itoad." Mr. Shllllbecr wns as go d ns his word. In Saunders' News Letter of July 4 nppeaml the paragraph; "The new vehicle, culled tho omnibus, com menced running this morning from; I'ud dlugton to tho city." I --V- 4.t Old Oocniiiciil Tells Eorly knllwaj History -- In overhauling the contents of nu old lone vault In Its Newark station oin clula of Iho I.itcku wiiiinn Itnllrond liavu come across a set of Interesting docu ments relating to the curly history of tho rond. Among them Is ono whlcti ahowa Hint It Wna Just alxty-alz years ago on the lllth or November that the .Morris and Ksscx Itnllrond (afterwards absorbed by Ilia !,iicknwutuia) waa for mally opened for Irnfllc. At that tlmo thero were only aeventy miles of roll rond In Iho United States. Cara were operated between Newark and Orange nnd wero pulled by Iioisi-k. Tho com umters ttt those days wero obliged to change nt Newark to tho cars of the I New Jersey Itnllroad mid Trnusportn Hon Company (now n part of thu I'eim- 'aylvnula system) In order to reach .Sen ior k. Tho rails consisted of a lint lj.tr of Iron tVt Indies wide by ot an Ineii thick, and were laid on timbers running lengthwise. There nro people living In the Oranges who atlll remember tho Iron sheathing placed over the floor or (he cars to prevent loosened rails from breaking through tho car floors and In Jurlng passengers. Horse cara contin ued to run until 18.11, though among the papers aro several petitions pro testing ngalust this method or locomo Hon. Hlenin cars were Introduced In 1K.'IT. and the first locomotive, the Orange, made Its trial trip from New ark to MadlMHi on Sept. 1.1 of thnt year. Tho Ornnge.wns a wood-burning en glne or the moat primitive type, rcqulr lug n wootl-pnsser on tho tender (usu ally n young fellow who aspired to be- como engineer) to "stack "em up" for the fireman. The first pnasenger trip between Newark and Madison wns undo on Sept. 22 nnd the road wns ex tended to Dover on Aug. 1, 1B48, nnd to Hnvkt'ttatnwn In January, 1H5I. Oth er papers found In tho same vault In elude n number of petitions presented In 1818 by tbe early residents of tho Oranges asking directors of the rend to stop the cars at Whisky Inne, now Orove street, foist Orange. Tho peti tions have been framed and will be hung In the new foist Orange station. Perhaps the most Interesting Is one from the women of Orange dated March 2T, 1818, complaining or the Ill convenience suffered by them nnd their children In not being able to board tho cars nt Whisky lane. Several others from tho male residents of the town contain the names of those whose de scendants nre nmong the most promi nent people In tbe Ornnges. FACTS ABOUT OUR 8HIPPINO. Vive Million Ton. Now Hrtjnlrcd for American Foreign Commerce. It would be conservative to state that fully S.OOO.OOO tons of shipping are now required for the carriage of our entire foreign commerce. Toward supplying thnt ueed home shipyards contributed only 20,000 tons during tbe census year of 1000, and only 200,771 tons dur. lug the entire ten years ending with 1000. At the rate or construction In 1000 172 years would elapse before enough tonnage would be built for tbe present needs of our foreign trade. The average life of a ship Is com monly computed nt ten years, taking Into account losses, accidents and de terioration. Hut allowing twenty years as the average lire of a modern steel steamship, at tbe present rate of con struction for foreign trade over eight years would elapse before enough ships would be constructed to provide for the average loss or one year. In Great Ilrltaln, In 1800, steel steamships to the number of t07 were constructed, the tonnage or which aggregated 1,3-H,-425, while In the United States 12.1 steel steam vessels, aggregating 237, 370 gross tons, were constructed ror all kinds of trade, Inland, coastwise and foreign. As a matter of fact, only one steel steam vessel of 1,771 tons was built In tho United States during 1000 for the foreign trade. On tbe great lakes alone vessels aggregating 111,211 gross tons wero built In 1000, or 10.2 per cent of the total tonnage built during that jear In the United States, while the tonnage built under register constituted only 4.2 per cent of the total tonnage, or 20.1 per cent of thnt constructed for the traffic of the great lakes. In number of tons tho merchandise moved annually upon the great lakes approximates very closely to the mer chandise Imported Into and exported from the United States, but the dis tance It is carried Is very much less. I'or this reason tho commerce of the great lakes can bo carried by use of a tonnngo approximately one-third as large as Is necessary for the carriage ot our foreign commerce. And yet, says It. Smith In Leslie's Weekly, not withstanding the smaller requirements of tho traffic on the great lakes, the tonnage built for that traffic In 1000 was nearly four times that built for foreign trade. SORROWS OF A GREENER. Uxperlences of an Unsophisticated Im migrant in New York. In nu nrtlclo on "Tho Russian nnd Polish Jew In, New York," In tho Out look, 10. A. Stelner thus describes the "greener:" Tho "greener" Is treated with kind ness, but Is made to feel his green noes nt every point, Thero Is nu un written law lu tho ghetto thnt for two days ho must not work, but must eat nil ho cau, for usually ho arrives hun gry to tho starving point. Ills coun trymen como to boo him during that time, nsk all sorts of questions about tho old homo, glvo much ndvlco mul show n great deal of superior wisdom In tho uso of Kngllsh, upon which they prldo themselves, and with which they freely sprlnklo their - Yiddish. Tho moro Kngllsh they can display tho smarter thoy nro, and usually In two years tho "greener" has mastered this dlfllcult language. He Is put to work aftor tho two days aro over and this process Is called "nusgreenen" getting n chnnco to shed old clothes and hab its and becoming llko us; generally he goes Into a sweatshop as an "aprntcr," which means that ho learns to run n sowing machine and for two weeks ho receives no wages, but a good deal ' of a certain kind pt iralntm. In Hi 3 I rarest Instances U he n Inllor, belngi almost always unused to manual !n , biif, nnd jfioao two weeks nro tho hard' rifl pf his existence; after thai 'timer, bo c'nriis from $1 to $1.2. n day, nnd' ) reaches tho goal of $2 nrter n long I apprenticeship. Out or his wages ho aends money to bis wire nml ehll-1 dreri or aged pnrcuts whose support hn , Is, nnd to whom America Is atlll n largo gold field whero money la picked up. Tho wife mid children nro nnx-, . loiisly waiting to Join lilm, nnd ho Is saving money for tholr tickets. ini rltiriil was the story or n preaacr who hna a wife nnd four chll - dren on tho other aide nnd who hna been nlmoat benrt-broken because bo has been horo two years and has Itcen kept by "bard luck" from sending for them. I worked by bis aide for n day, receiving my first lessons In clonk pressing from him. mid thn Inst letter from his wlfo was so pathetic that It drew teara from my eyea and money from my pockets toward those tick ets. When the day's work was over and tho possibility of aoon aeelng hla ! ,lon V """P"'1" machinery ho In .. . .. . . . vented twn machine. rninuy wn minoai renuzeii no bjiiu n we parted, "I shall aleep happily to night," and so did I In spite of heat and soro muscles. KINO EDWARD'S KITCHEN. It Ie an ISlalfflrate AfTalr and l'.mptojl Hundreds of Domeattca. The royal kitchen Is a room of con siderable size, much larger. In fact, than tbe kitchens of many of tho lead ing London restaurants, for some hun dreds of meals have to be prepared there every day. It Is fitted up with black oak throughout, for which Oeorgo III. was responsible, he hav ing expended $50,000 In this direction alone. Ilesldes the kitchen proper thero nre the confectionery room, tho pastry room and tbe bakehouse. The clerk of the kitchen, who re joices In a salary of $3,500 a year. Is responsible for the conduct of these de partments, and bo has to deal with all the tradesmen who supply the royal household. Hut the potentate of tho kitchen Is the chef, who also receives $3,500 a year and under him are four master cooks, each of whom has con trol of a small army of assistants, while the confectlonery department Is ruled by two yeomen with salaries of $1,500 and $1,250. Such n thing as unpunctuallty Is un known In the king's kitchen. Tbe most rigid economy Is practiced, and such food ns remains unconsumcd Is dis tributed among the poor, who apply at tho castle gate every day. The king's kitchen hides something like $10,000 in copper and Iron t - BUS 3UU eU.WV.VW III JllUtr. AI1IUUK ..... . , .... 11 plate. Among me rormer snouiu ue raenuoui-u me eimr- mous meni screen oi bohu on rnit-u . - ,,. i with metal, which Is nearly 300 years worth Is Inestimable. Then, there are 4,000 knives, 3,000 forks nnd ns many spoons used ror cooking and kitchen purposes, which do not Include tbe 8,000 forks and spoons of massive sli ver for use nt the royal table. There are 800 pots and pans, mostly of cop per, nnd five scourers nre solely cm ployed to keep them brightly burnish ed. Not far nway nre the plate rooms, two In number, which, although they measure only 13 by 10 feet, hold treas ures eighteen tons of sovereigns would not buy. The most valuable Item In the store room Is, of course, the famous service consisting of plates, dishes, tureens, epergnes nnd candelabra, all of solid gold, which were made Ty Roundelle & Drldge for George IV. This service Is only used on state occasions. Equal- ly famous Is the emperor's service of . ..... silver gilt, the worth of which may lie vaguely gleaned from tho fnct that each plate weighs a stone and tbe epergnes two hundredweight apiece. There Is ono gold dish of surpassing loveliness which Is supposed to have been used by Alexander tho Great be fore the battle of Hydaspes and for m.n-ni-H nf ronttlrlps It hna renoapri , nt Windsor. Another much-valued piece of plate Is the Bilver gilt flagon three feet In height, which was recov ered from an Armnda wreck three cen turies ago, white there Is a tnblo of solid silver, tbe surface of which meas ures nine feet square, and Is engraved with tho four emblems of Great Brit - ., am. But perhaps one of the most cher-. Ished relics in the king's pantry, says the London Tlt-Blts. Is the golden eagle which was taken from the Tlppoo Sa-, bib's throne. It Is of solid gold throughout, tho feather Hps being pointed with priceless diamonds and rubles, whllo the beak Is carved from a uawless emcraiu. lloje Were Ingenious One of the many things I'rof. Brew er ts Interested lu Is the agricultural experiment station maintained by New York In the outskirts ot New Haven. One day tho professor took his sons through the place, explaining to them the different pieces of apparatus. They were particularly Interested In a cer tain machine designed to Biuoko cig ars automatically, whereby tho finest ash possible ts obtained and nnalyzed. I noticed that tho boys were at tracted by this machtno and explained It to them carefully," said tho pres sor recently, according to the New l thniiL-lit nn mom about York Times, It, however! until one Sunday I found our hoiiBo full of smoke. And what ' do vou Bunnoso? Bless mo If thoso . ... 1 boys hadn't rigged up a similar ma chlno In tho attic nnd wero coloring a meerschaum pipe!" Good Cause rbr ICnmlty. Mrs. Korseley I don't seo your lady friend with you any more. Miss Cunnen No, but you may have noticed my lady friend's gentleman friend with me, so sho s my lady enemy now. Philadelphia Tress. Honduras No Market. Honduras, since 1.000, has had no market for her cattle. In tho past sho has depended on Guatemala, but finan cial conditions ln that republic havo closed the market. Sco that big, fat, red headed woman? Well, sho Is tho slender, auburn haired girl you used to know. old. nnd bean, the Imperial badge of .i. j i ao" He "Once" "Indeed J Where .. .. f t.i.i, i,. nirt-.tin. nml threads to the Inch tq one thread In 807 118 unce. inaeeai vvnere the house of Tudor-the portcul Is and omUuarter of an were you?" "I was In an elevated car, arms. Connoisseurs have sighed ln , ', u , u "u,piu-r " " . . ...... vnln for this meat screen, for Its 'ch d'ame'c- . 0dL a fflefhanl: ARITHMETIC DY MACHINERY. Ijoulerllle, Kr,i Mnn'a IlemarkabU Invention. Tho stereotyped remark about somo of our modern machinery having al most human Intelligence galna now force as tho result of the Invention of n Louisville man. A. 0. Scbuman, of COO street, that city, has been granted patents on nn nddlng machine thnt computes nil four sums In arithmetic-addition, subtraction, division and multiplication. Mr. Hchuman has nlrcndy gained morn than local distinction by his In- 1 v,c"tl,on ln 1110 De,d BPPllcd me- chanlcs, I Tho manipulation of tho Invention Involves no mental arithmetical cstcu- Hon to assist In the working. Tho I process Is as nearly a mechanical ope ration as possible. The nddlng machines now In uso aro built for processes of addition nlono. ' It la possible, however, to use them for simple subtraction. When Mr. Scbu man, some time ago, turned his ntten vented two machines. One of these Is nn nddlng machtno and typewriter combined, suitable for making out Itemized bills nnd the like. This machine which was tho first one patented by Mr. Schuman, only com putes Bums In addition. Tho machine which Is available for all our processes of computation Is lim ited as to typewriting facilities. The change from one form of calculation to nnother means only tho shifting of a bar and the turning of a crank so many times. The odd part of this uncanny ma chlno Is that It computes sums in Ave or six figures more quickly than the shorter ones. This Is due to tho me- chnnlcal construction. In division tho fractional remainder Is always sot down with the answer. "I applied for patents on both ma chines at about the same time, but the letters on tho simple machine wero granted first." said Mr. Scbuman. "Tho machine which computes all sums was Invented before the other." Mr. Schuman Is assisted by bis Bon George Scbuman. Between them they have done some remarkable work. lor tbe Nazareth Academy Mr. Schuman furnished a planetarium and a tele- lu,D- ,P,.re,,ar,Uln ",hr" ,the sltlon ot all tbe Inner plants for tbe century Just closed, recording transits and eclipses. The telescope, which has an equatorial mounting. Is an unusual ly good one. Another of Mr. Schuman's achleve- . . I. , rt , " vl.ww- - -- - f l"T snyg - - - ",----" . . . , built a machine which will cut nnv re- , - - M j mi i. u ii u ui ix'r oi cues on a wneei 01 - , . - - - - uitiici-viuie me uuporiauce oi luese uiacnines or tne uimcuities surmounieu In building them. 1 Sl&MES Tbe Russian mercantile marine con sists of 745 steamers and 2,203 sailing vessels. A i.. a . m rt vrrn ovor hnvo thnt f OAllntr Mr. Ycflrn Three thousand newspaper, nnd one' wlfe FLan?cr n J 11 1" thousand letters are received by King ,D? ,ol?utnh" V1h!B Edward every day. ".points." Damon-So they th have I been married bcrorel" Harris "lcs. Last year sixty ocean-going steamers what pltr tllat Hr,t husband and that were engaged exclusively ln the ba-' flt wIfe coMn't have married one on nana trade. otber! They.d mnke an ideal match. Novel flrBt-nid-to-the-lnJured boxes MrB Temperton "I've got the dear are to be scattered ln tbe streets of ... ., ,,.u . i,.i,,t ,i,, 1 ar's' Outwardly the apparatus re- 'emlb,1es 0 lamp post letter box, nnd It rnntnlna n amnll mfvllclnft rhAat. n fnM. contains n smau meuicine cuest, a ioiq- ing stretcher nnd a telephone for Big- nallng tho nearest ambulance ataUon. Access to tho box Is gained by break- Ing a glaas panel. It was disclosed by examinations , mndo ln the Washington city postotBcc, covering n period ot about two nnd a half months, that 070.S2O pieces of paid , and 0 000,000 pieces of unpaid . lor iranitcaj matter oi an classes .cut ..v,u.., .uo uu.. i eome days running as high as 133.000.1. 127,000,120,000.125.000 and 122.000 pieces, while the percentage per dayi.,,.. rcs; he discovered that he had would often go to about ninety, craw!-! . , . h, ,phiBrtpi. . "P ns, h'8n BS ninety-three per cent Ion a single day, and averaging 85 per. I " , ' I "" Of the four hundred Inscribed clay slabs found In the ruins of Babylon by tne expedition sent out by the Ger- , man Oriental Society, but two havo yet been deciphered, ono explaining the Babylonian cunelrorm characters and the other containing the litany chant- j ......... - . .v gna on tne return oi mo goa juaruu to his sanctuary. . MERCHANTS OF OLD MEXICO. Government Controla All Ilnalneas- Oneratlona lubltc Tho government of Mexico exercises n somewhat paternal control over tbo doings ot Its merchants. Each town keeps n register ot all mercantile houses In Its confines, giving full par- tlculars of the firm or corporation property, how held, etc. Each merchant Is obliged by law to keep at least three books, namely, n book of Inventories, day book and "ledger, writes the Dallas News. No erasures nre permitted. Tho books must bo balanced nuuually and show nil louiigniions. mey umsi buow ex- .1.. ...l... ........... I, ., mninhnnl ,t ... ..... ULll Hlltll luvuuj in. wiiu.ui .i, a out for his prlvnto use. A penalty of not less than $50 nor moro than $300 Is Imposed for failure to keep books In tho manner prescribed. Merchants nre also required to pub lish, through tho press, the class ot business, with its essential circum stances, etc.; to record In the public registry all documents which the puh 11a Is Interested In; to keep strict and nccurnto accounts, and to preservo cor- respo denco for ten yiars which af- i 1 , i. I foots tholr business, Persons who 'aavo been condemned for offenses against property, Including forgery, embezzling and conspiracy, cannot engage In commerce,. Busluess failures aro rare, not ex- ccedlug ten yearly la tho last several ycare, IT 4Nl I I 351. When you aro lonesomo you real Its what poor company you arc, Life. "Ill, Hill, look beret I weigh four pounds more'n you!" "Aw, y'r client In', Skinny, Youse got y'r hnn's In y'r pockets." Ilaltlmore News. German Instructor (to usually late student) "I see you nre early of latei you used to be behind before, nnd now you are first at last." Harvard I.nm poon. Ills Needs Were Small. Landlady "What portion of tho chicken would you llko, Mr. Newcomer?" Mr, New. comer "Oh, half of It will bo ample, thank you." Tlt-Blts. Mrs. Waggs "I understand that drinking Is one of your husband's full. logs." Mrs. Jaggs "You have been misinformed; It Is bis most pronounced success." Chicago Dally News. Teacher "Johnnie, this Is tho worst composition In the class, and I'm going to write to your father and tell him." Johnnie "Don't keer If ye do; be wrote It fer me." Detroit Free Tress. Mrs. Grady "Mrs. Dolan lolkcs her second husband bettber than her first." Mrs. Dooley "An' phwy?" Mrs. Grady "Shure, he's In Jail so much she has nearly all she earns fer hersllf." Judge. Consolation. "I'm feeling very 111 again, doctor; do you think I'm going to dlel" "My dear madam, couiposo 1 yourself; that Is the last thing In the world that Is going to happen to you." Tlt-Ults. "Is this, then, to be the end of our romance)" he asked. "No," she an. swercd; "my lawyer will cali on you In tbe morning. I have a bushel and a half of your letters." Chicago ltec-ord-Uerald. "Yes, I consider my life a failure." "Ob, Henry, how sad! Why should you say that?" "I spend all my time making money enough to buy food and ,.li, , - 1,. I V, ....l ,tBm.AA. ... I f I. and my clothe, don't Ht."-Wbat to Eat "Ob, Major Dloodgore!" said a girl ish gusher, "they say that during tho war you were always cool ln action." "Cool!" declared the major; "why, my , . , . , ... .... . UL'Ur KIT I. L W&H BU CUU1 1.1-1 L V. ,1 Ml I ,hlTcred peopIe insinuated that I was trembllng."-I3altlmore Herald. , she "Some oersons claim that thev Rh, at" , 1Wll. frnH. ,,,., without . - o --- i.ht , .,, fhmpl dnn-n. DM eekly. "But can you cook!" asked tbe pro saic young man. "Let us take those questions up In their proper-order," re turned the wise girl. "The matter of cooking Is not the first to be consid ered." "Then what Is the first" h demanded. "Can you provide the things to be cooked" Chicago Evening Post. Harris "When I meet Flanders ha generally has something to say about the virtues of bis first wire, and my happened. iIe bas an awful temper, d about oncc a momh be gets ma(1 . . .. ... ... . m- t,u., Ml Rln. gIelon..Aml you cai Dm a dear old aarns af(er tha ow cau your Temperton. "Well, you see. ba i.r. hna a fit of remorse next dav I always has a hnvs me a better one?' Chicago News. "Ilather absent-minded. Isn't her Extremely so. Why, the other night . when he home he eir there was 8ometnlng he wanted to do, but he uian-, remember what It was until ho -, ,. OT. ttn hour .., lo , .. r. Au, h flnnT memh h rrM ... ... , ,. Ue was cutting an Item from a news- leaner. "It tells how a house was ,hh, nrt i wnnt to show It to mv w,fe ., he explained. "What good will that'dor a fteUd Inquired. "A whole ,ot waa the tepiy. .tjrou geei this bouao wa8 robDcd , whIe tbe man was at chur(.h wIlb bls wife." "Say!" ex- , ,med tbo frlend, excitedly, "you baTent got a duplicate copy or that pa- . haTe soarcbl:aso Voat, F,tPlam,tDldyou have much ot an audience at your recital yesterday afternoon!" Second 1'laulst "Splou- did! There were two men, three worn. en and a boy. The boy, I afterwards learned, was employed about the place, and the two meu came In for shelter, as jt was raining at the time. But the three women were all right They came to hear me, I know, for I gave them the passes myself." Boston Trail- Bcrlpt. ' jrrs, Ferguson reached over, took a j0Dg, dark balr off her husband's shoul- Hnr nnd held It ud for Inspection. irhat." ho said, angry nt her Implied 8uepiclon, "Is from the horse's mane, i bave just been currylug him." "What made you supposo, sue asKeu, nnugut. ... T 1 1 t. . I . ...... ....... I . I ... . uy, 1UUI 1 lUUUKUl II UUJIUUIK else" At which ho shrank back be- hind his newspaper again, feeling as If ho had kicked bard at something mid missed It. Chicago Tribune. Just One. Others besides Dogberry have been ambitious to be "writ down" In char acter. Tubllc Opinion says that a South Afrlcanconstabulary commander wrote to ocaMroop olllcer, asking .If there were any donkeys In camp. The reply came, lu the troop ofllccr's handwriting; "Yes, one It. H. Symes, captain." We have reached that tlmo of life when we wonder that Bonio reformer does not, In tho namo of humanity, da maud larger print.