V (.
HEALTHY WOMEN'
Praise Pc-ru-nu as a
MRS. M.J. BRINK
FIRST STAGE OF CATARRH
A Sorious Mistako Which
Thousands arc Making.
The first nlKKd nt rntnrrli In wlmt Is
commonly known no "calclilnis rolil."
It may be In tlio liM-d. nio, tlironl
or lungs. Its Ix-KltinliiK Is sometime
o sovero n (u cnuse a chill nml con
slderatiln fever, or It mny be o sIIkM
on to tint hinder a person from III
muni ImolncM. In lierlin.i n mnjor
Itr of rniMNi little or no attention In
paid to the dm! Ktaffo of catnrrli, nml
lirnrn It In Hint nearly ono-linlf of tlio
people, linvo cbronlo catarrh In some
form.
To nocllrt a rolil la to InTlte chron
ic catarrh. A aoon aa any ono til,
covers tho"flrat symptom of catchliiK
Dinner Table Oallantry.
Tho HostOita Vou aro such an cpbl
cum, Mr. H tuff er, that I was almost
afraid to ask you to dinner.
Bluffer Hut tho plcaauro of your
company morn than compensates mo.
Now York Times.
i SALMON.
Kraryboily In tlicra Noitlmoitern
slates knows what gooil salmon la, but
we don't bellovo you know Just how
much letter ono brand can lx) than
another until yon liavo tried the Mono
nolo. Monntiole salmon li thn vi'rv I
II noit t ml Columbia. Itlver licit ran no. 1
in a cleanly manner. Tlio ralninn lias
a fine flavor anil tnakoi a Alio addition
to meal. Falmon la Well known to
lie a very nutritious artlclo of tllot.
Got Monopolo salmon from jour grocer.
U'adhatns A Kelt llms., packers,
1'ortlantl, Oro.
Touch On lllm.
"Mlsa BtrnnR la oiroedliigly niaa'cu
lino,. Isn't aha?" remarked Miss As
cum. "Most nlwoclously so," remarked
young Mr. Hlsay, with somo boat.
"Vnn anom In annnlr from nvnnr.
lencoT"
"Yaaa, I do, Rlio got Into tho elo-l
'lftmmi .! 1 I,' 'I i ' TTTn. f, A-ifL M ft TAL"' laSTf -
yatnh with mo In tho Hkyscrnpe build- In llcrlln every year. A new asylum
Ing ono dny nnd when alio saw mo alio Is under construction, and tho Tago
deliberately wemoved hor hat nnd blatt Bays two moro ought to bo begun
hold It In hor hand until I got off." I nt onco.
Sleeping
Volcanoes
A thin, vapory flmolce, lazily ascending
from its crater tuny bo the only visible siru
of life in the sleeping volcano, but within
is. a ragiug sea of fire, molten rock and sul
phurous cases. Those who make their
homes in the peaceful valleys below know
the danger and, though frequently warned
by the rumblings and quakings, these
airrnfl of imnendinp' cruntioii trn iiiihceilril.
They nre living in fancied security when the giant awakes with deafening
roars and they arc lost beneath a downpour of heated rock and scalding ashes.
Thousands of blood poison sufferers are living upon n sleeping volcano
and are taking desperate chauccs, for under the Mercurv and Potash treat.
mem me cx.crnai eyinpioins oi uic
disease disappear, and the deluded
victim is happy in the belief of a
complete cure, but' the fires of conta
gion have only been smothered in the
system, and as soon as these min
erals are left oil will blaze up again.
Occasional Bores break out in the
mouth, a red rash appears on the body,
and these warning symptoms, if not
heeded', are soon followed by fearful
eruptions, sores, copper colored
splotches, swollen glands, loss of hair
and other sickening symptoms.
ltfercury and l'otasli not only fail
to cure blood poison, but cause Mere
curial Khcumatlsm, necrosis of the
bones, offensive ulcers nnd inflamma
.... .i . . , .
tion of the Stomnch nnd liowcls.
The use of S. S. S. is never followed by nny bad results. It cures
without the slightest injury to the system. We oiler fi.ooo.oo for proof
We wilt mall tree oiir special book on Contagious Ulood Poison, which
gives all the symptoms of the disease with full directions for home treat
ment. Medical advice is furnished by our physicians without charge.
THE SWIFT SPCOIHO CO., ATLANTAm OA
Cure for Colds ant! a
rolil lin nhoiilit nt onro bcfiln th
use of I'erunn nrconlliiK to dlrec
tlona on tho bottle, nml tho cold la
aiiro to pnaa uway without Icuvlng
ntiy bail effect,
Utiles this la ilono tlie cold la
almost aiiro to end In tho aocond
atngo of cntnrrh, which la rnnklnu
ao many Uvea mlaorablo. If I'o
rima waa taken every tlmo ono hna
n cold or coiiRh, chronic cntnrrh
would bo prnctlcnlly an unknown
BMP.
."." """'"'lb IJIwr. Nn. M Ilaneetl
trret. Albany. N Y. wrllm:
"I bam always ilrmdiM unaetlled
WMtlior tcau of my ritremn lla
.1 II y in ri,, ran catarrhal
trnul.lti kiiuIiI 'lulrkly ,1-v-lop tliroimli
.iiyrnllrievalt.i i,fci It woul.l takri
wetke lii ilrlvn away am thankful
L'.' .." ."'' ",,lc" I bava lakrn PHItU
NA I ilii mil liavo any rraiwm lo dread
Into anymore ir I n.a u.n . ti
ikikhI in ihi. itnmp. wrt or cold
!tr.".!!'.,JC'. ' Uk" ' at
I'l.lll'NA. ami It throw! out any hint
"'. fk!W ,ru"1 ayattm."-Mla lJllt
alielli tlber.
Mr M. J llrlnk. No. IM Michigan ave
nun. HI. Jii-h. Mlrh.. wrltra:
"fill Mt winter ilurle thn wrt anil
rol.l wraihrr I ram lit n nuJJfti ami
vi-rn rolil, whlrh itnvrtoiml a catarrhal
niiiiliiliin ihrnuitli my rnllre ayatrm. nml
ao anVrtiNt my Knrral hintlli that I
aa mmplMcly hrnkrn down, ami Us-nmi.
nrrvuiia amt blirlral nml until to all
ien ln my bninK. My iiiiyalrlitn pr-ai-rltwd
fur mo. but aomMiow hla mit.
rlrw ilhl ma no koo.1. liMilinK of I'K
lll'NA I ilwliW to try II. After I hail
lakrn but Ihrrn tKittlra I to unci myaclf
In (hie brultb.' -Mra. M J. llrlnk.
Blliyl A. Hartley. 30 Main aired. Hunt
Inatmi. Imt , wrllra. "I.n.1 winter after
netting: my feet wt I hegan to rauah.
wlilcb gradually grew woree until my
throat waa aorr and raw. Ordinary rrm
rillea did not hrlp ma and cough remo
ntlfa nauaisttMl m llraillnc an adver
llarmrnt of what I'Kltt'NA could do. 1
decldrd to try a botlla and you can Im-
How Qlorlous.
"What would you do If you wcro to
waka tip tomorrow morning and find
yourself famous?"
"l.lo down and sleep until I felt
llkn Retting up for once." Chicago
llccord'Hcrald.
oioo iikwaiii aioo.
Tho reader! nl thli ('I'er will te pleaied to
tearn that itiera li at ltait one dreadeil illeaM
UialMienee hai been able to cur In all Its
fixea, and that licatarrh. IlaH'iCatarrliCure
l the only pniltlte curs known lotbe mrdlral
Iraierollir. Catarth being aeonitltuilonaldla-
er, re.ulrri a conttltuilonal treatment.
dlrretlr unuu the blood and tnucout lurfaeet
II all's ( aUrrh Cure ! taken Internally, aeilng
nt the intern, thereby deitroTlar the fonmU.
Hon of the di.rate, and giving the patient
urenslh hy bullillng up the eon.tllalion and
a.auting nature in uoing in wora. ina pi
nrleior have o much faith In Its curiit
maers, that they offer One Hundred Ifcillar.
oranreatothtiltfallitocura. Head for Hit
ol leiiioioniaie. Acwrrn
P. J. L'lllCNKY Ji CO., Toledo, O
Hol.l brdrucgUu,7C.
llall'i family I'llll are the l,L
Not flood for An) thine
Cholly Doctor, I want somcthls for
my head.
I)r. Oruffly My doar follow, I
wouldn't tako It for a glft.Wudgc.
For fortv year's I'lso's Cure for Con.
sumption lias cured roughs and colds. At
drugiilils. I'rlre 33 rents.
Insanity In llcrlln.
Thcro aro 300 now ensca of Insanity
Bowling- Green, Ky.,
March 04,1003.
Crentlement Vor over four years I
suffered irreatly from a severe oase
of contagious blood poison, I went
to Hot Bprlnss, staying- there four
raonthe at a bio- expense. I then eon
suited phyalolane, who preaorlbed
Meroury. Nothing- did me any trood,
In faot, the treatment proved moro
harmful than beneficial. I mentioned
my ease to a friend, who told sne that
B. U.S. had certainly oured him. I at
onoo oommenced Its uee, and In six
months oould find no trace of the dli.
ease whatever. This was about two
years ago. I oontlnued 0. D. S. for
somo time to make sure of a porma
cent cure, and I oan truthfully say I
am enttroly well.
D. lit. BANDERS.
tunc 11 contains a mineral oi any de
scription. S. S. S. is an antidote for
contagious blood poison, and the only
radical and permanent cure kuown. It
destroys every atom of the virus and puri
fies and strengthens the blood and builds
tin the ircneral health.
Preventive of Catarrh
WI5S.5ARAMCGAIIAN"
aalns how alnd I frit when It Iwran to
rallrva me (n a very ahort tlmr,. In Iraa
than two wrcka I was completely cured."
-Hlbyl A. lladley.
MJia Bnrah McClahan No. 197 Id atreet,
Albany. N y., wrllea:
"A few monlha nao I auffered with a
never attack of Influenza, which noth
Inr aeemed to rellevi. My hearlna be
came tun, my eyea became Irritated and
feverlah. Nolhlnic aermed rlaht and
nothing1 I nte tailed good. I took l'K
HtfNA and within two weeka I waa per
frclly well." Barah McOahan.
If you do not dcrlvo prompt and sat
isfactory rcsulta from tho uso of Po
runa wrlto at onco to Dr. Hartman,
Klvlnit a full statement of your case,
and ho will bo clad to glvo you bis
valuable advlca gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
Tho Hartman Banltarlum, Columbus,
Ohio.
Dotlnf Dotage.
Mlsa Do Spite I Just doto on
George, I understand be throw you
over.
Miss Do Sweet Yes; In dotago one
Is llablo to do almost anything.
A TARTAR.
Some ramou Dentists and Their Iliper
lence With Tartar.
A tooth may be a Tartar, cr may
have tartar; in either caso you are In a
bad way. If your tooth is a Tartar, it
will drive you to a dentist fast euouith
lo play chockorg on your coat tall. Hut
it it has tartar it will tako vou mora
slowly but norortholess surely, for
from having tartar to being a Tartar
Is not such a long Journey. And when
you start yon "cuss" that tooth at
ernrv fnmn. "Annnnrnnf nrAvnnllnn
Is worth a pound ol cure," and for tbe selves going for over n week on bar
proventlon or cure of the trouble take 'nacles and only two of tbe crow died.
tho safo Journey to WIbo Ilros,. dentists.
Failing llldg., Portland, Oro., who
have the painless method of fixing your
teeth, who will save you many a sloop
loss night, and help you enjoy Hie by
tnowing you now to care lor the teeth.
Get busy and go now. Tho expense of
caring properly lor tho teeth now Is
very moderate, and there is no pain
whatevor. Even an entire set of new
faslo teeth dees not cost much, and the
comfort Is great.
Probably True.
tin a scientist says that. In tiro-
portion to the slzo of Its body, tho mo
squito nas a oettcr dovciopcd brain
man tno averago man.
Dlx Well. I don't doubt t. Even
at Its present size, tho mosquito Is
almost as big a boro as Somo men I
know. Chicago News.
Their Only Hope.
I bollovo." said Mrs. Oldun. Mharn
ly, "that there should bo a law against
uacnetors."
"Nonsenaol" exclaimed Pennery:
"why, tho only hopo of somo women
are tho bachelors, for thq widowers
nre too particular." Philadelphia
uecora.
Exactly Alike.
First Rooter (shivering on bleach
erles) Why Is a football "fan" llko
ono of tho palm-leaf varieties?
Second Rootci' 'Cause It nover
shuts up. Now York Times,
About So.
Greene Miss 'Mlltor has brought
suit ngalnst Blfkln for breach of
promise, naming hor damages at .50,
000."
Ocay Funny about women. If he
had married her sho would by this
tlmo, perhaps, bo telling him that ho
Is absolutely worthless.
The Difference.
"Tho Idea of calling a flask of whis
key a 'llfo preserver.' "
"What's tho mattor wlthhat?"
"Well, usually It's tho cork In It
that makes the life preserver effect
Ive, but your flask's no good until you
tako tho cork out."
Self-sacrifice.
"Why, Jlmmle. you'ro smoking ono
of papa's ctgarBl"
"Surol I heard ma tell him he'd
kill himself am ok In' so many, so I'm
tryln' to save his llfo." New York
Journal,
Stock Stories,
lie was very quiet during the 'first
courso, and evoryono forgot that ho
was thoro. As dessert was being
served, however, tbe host told a story,
Whon ho had flnlshod and the laugh
ing had censod, the little son ex-
claimed delightedly, "Now, papa, tell
tho other one," Harper's Magazine.
STARVATION DIETS.
Ilolled Hope, Benneed, Itnw Iloole and
Ilarnaclta Have Hn red I.lvea.
Tho tinniest faro that six strong men
and a boy of lfi ever kept alive on was
tliu dally menu of tho Wlndfirer'S sup
vlrors, who were cast upon the Irish
coast near Kllsegg a few weeks ago,
They lived for si it ecu days on stewed
ropo-yarn, without a crum of anything
olso to help digest II, except water;
and, though It innilo them III, they kept
ullvo on It and did not waste away
very much.
Tho Wlndover waa a bark carrying
salt between Hpaln and the Hiatus,
with an Ktigltsh crew, and she was
dismasted and abandoned about a
thousand miles out on the Atlantic
Three of tho crow wero killed by fall
Ing masts, and two others were wash,
cd overboard; but tho other suvrn took
to the whaleboat and set out for Ilrlt-1
aln. Ilclng In too much of a hurry I
they took too llttlo fowl, but thro
largo butt of water, besides the tank
the boat already held. The result was
they ate up tho provisions In four days,
but had water enough for n mouth, '
and, after alarvlug two days moro, I
thoy tried boiling lengths of tarred
hemp rope Into a pulp and swallowing
It. They bad a keg of parafflne wax, I
and, though It jnado them very III at
first, they eventually contrived to Ilvo
on the boiled hemp, tho tar, boiled to a
Jelly, adding to the nourishment of tho
ropo. They lauded In comparatively
good health.
Two men wbo went to a small Island
off the Irish coast a little while ago
kept themselves going for ten daya on
a dlot almost worse. They landed In
a boat, which waa amashed by a wavo
on their trying to relaunch her, and
they were left on the bnro, rocky Isl
and, which has only n slight scalp of
coarso turf, without fowl. Fortunately
there la a spring on the Island, but
nothing In tb way of food but gulls,
which they could not catch, nnd noth
ing to mako a fire with aa a distress
signal. There are not even any shell
tlsli, as there Is no beach, and the pair
had to subsist for the ten daya on cold,
raw seaweed washed upbytbetlde. For
two daya they starved, but nfter that
they tackled tho seaweed, making thrco
meals a day off It, until rescued. When
taken off thoy were a good deal ema
ciated, but no HI effects resulted. The
samo thing happened off the same
coast Ave years ago, when four flsbcr
women were Imprisoned on an Inlet by
tho loss of their Iwat. They lived on
"kelpie" grass for six days.
A diet of boots Is one of the common
est of last-resource foods: and, though
It la hard for a well-fed person to
Imagine that any one could masticate
and digest shoe leather, a pair of long
seaboots will keep a man alive for aj
fortnight, If ho haa a little water. Cap-1
tain Maboly, of the foundered steamer
Owallor, and his second officer created
a record last year by living for seven-1
teen days on boot leather and a pint of i
water por day each,
Of course, no teeth can tear cowhide ,
boots; they have to be cut up and
shredded with a knife, and the shreds!
chewed and swallowed. Ilolllng. even
whon possible, does no good at all, but
takes from the boots what nourishment
they contain, A few ouncea of leather,
being so hard to digest, stays the stom
ach for fifteen or twenty hours. I
Tho best known and most useful ofl
starvation dleta for wrecked or cast-'
away people, however. Is (hat of bar-,
nacles, and If anything of the kind
happens to you they will probably be
your staple food. Darnacles are long.
tough, half shellfish, half vegetable
creatures, that grow on the undersides
of vessels. Thrco Englishmen and a
crsw of Lascars who had been forced,
to abandon tho salting vessel North
Star a few months ago kept them'
The worst of them Is tbat they give
one lnternnl cramps and cause nn In
sufferable thirst; but they do nourish
the frame. You have to reach under
the vessel's sldo and pull them off,
taking care not to leavo tho best halt
of them sticking to the planks. Only
a starving person could possibly cat
them. Many a castaway crew, how
ever, has found them better than noth
ing. Answers.
No Significance In Names.
Many familiar objects have names
that are misfits. You must not think
that turkeys first came from Turkey,
for they are natives of America, Nor
that Irish potatoes camo from Ireland,
for they are American. And tho Turk
ish bath originated In Russia. Nor
must you think camel's hair brushes
aro made from the balr of the hump
backed quadruped. They are mostly;
made of the bushy hair from the talis
of animals. German silver not only I
Is not silver, but It was Invented In
China centuries ago, and It Is an alloy
of some of the Inferior metals. Por
polsu hide Is not made from porpoises
nt all. Cork legs are not made of
cork, and they do not come from Cork.
The willow tree usually furnishes ma
terial for them. Cleopatra's Needle,
that wonderful obelisk of Egypt, was
made a thousand years before Cleo
patra was born; and really bad noth
ing to do with her. Irish stew Is an
English dish. Prussian blue, the beau
tiful color, Is not a special product of
Prussia, but of England.
Dad Man with a Illuo Kje.
'My observation has been that most
of the bad men of tbe border wcro blue
eyed. A man with a soft blue eye will
always be selected by a bully as a vic
tim In preference to those snnpplng
black, brown or cold gray eyes. On tho
average men possess about the samo
amount of courage, and when the blue
eyed man has been Imposed upon suf
ficiently he resents It; one combat pre
cipitates another, till he gets, a reputa
tion up to which he feels he must lire.
Thcro Is your fighting man." Every.
body's Magazine
High Authority.
A rebellious husband was objecting
to doing certain work about the houso,
and ho quoted Scrlpturo to his wlfo,
showing that tho household duties
should properly bo assigned to tlio
woman. Tho good wlfo replied by
reading to her astonished llego 2 Kings
1:13! "I will wlpo out Jerusalem as
a man wlpcth a uisii, wiping it mm
turning It tipsldo down." That hus
band has wiped tho dishes over since.
Moth
er
"My mother wss troubled with
consumption for msny years. At
issi sne wss given up to aie. i nen
she tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
and wss speedily cured."
D, V. Jolly, Avocs, N. Y.
No matter how hard
your cough or how long
you have had it. Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral Is the
best thing you can take.
It's too risky to wait
until you have consump
tion. If you arc coughing
today, get a bottle of
Cherry Pectoral at once.
Tim ilm i Uc, ., tl. All 4 rtl-!i.
Cental! year doetor. if he iae take tl,
thea Se a he ayi. If he telli Jtn not
MtTfl 11 Wlin mm. we ar wiiiinr.
J. 0. AT Kit CO., Ismail. Hail.
Right He Was.
A member of a Sunday school was
ono day asking soma children ques
tions an Dlblo knowledge. So far aa
ho bad gono tho children did very
well, but when he asked:
"Whero does' tho word 'holy' first
occur In tho Ulble?" tho children
could not answer for a minute or so,
till a sharp urchin stood up and said:
"Please, sir, on tho cover."
How the Fall Has Fallen.
Patience I understand Mr. and
Mrs. Styles aro Just going away now
for their vacation.
Patrice Yes; they remind ono of
Adam and Evo when they wero leav
ing the garden of Eden, don't they?
"What nn Idea?"
"Welt, you see, they, too, nro going
away for the fall." Yonkcrs States
man. FITS
renoaneetlf r-uri He SO) ee eetTOTMneel
alter nret 1? imer lf .
Kllae'i ll.Ml Nem
aaetonr. Send foe riLSHK'J.ontrlAl htyltu ftiM. trMk
We. P.B,l.Ku.l.U4.HlircliJUPlilld.UtdJ.l'e
Infantile Virtue.
"Yes," said tho angel child, "I
glved all my toys to those poor chil
dren, cause tney wanted em so bad."
"How sweet of the dear! I mUBt
buy her a doll for Christmas," said
auntie, when she heard of It. And the
angel child heard and smiled serenely.
"I thought so," sa.d she.
Didn't Walt to Hear.
Hewitt G'ructt says that you are
afraid of him.
Jewett Afraid of him! Why. It
was only yesterday that I called him
everything that I could think of.
Hewitt What did ho say?
Jewett I camo away from the tele
phono as soon as t said all I had to
say. Philadelphia Inquirer.
Mothers will find Mrs. Rlnslow's Sooth.
In? Byrap the best remedy to use for their
Sblldren during tbe teething period.
A fJcntle Hint.
"Drevcrln, de collection am berry
fine to-day. Nino suspender buttons!
Now, If do congregation will kindly
put a pair ov pants In de plate net'
Sunday, do church will bo berry grate
ful." One Explanation.
Judge Winters are not so cold as
they used to be.
Fudge Oh. yes, they aro. Only
now chronic liars have such a variety
of thlmts, like auto, records, etc., to
11 o about, that they can't devote so
much attention to the weather any
more. Baltimore, Herald.
AVceelaUe rrcparalionror As-
simiiaitng u;cioouaiuincc
ting the Stoiaacls amlDowc!
Promolcs Digcstion.Chcerrur
ncss and Itest.Contalns neilltcr
Gjntim.Morp.une norIiiicxal.
Kot"Naiicotic.
jqw tfoua-suaamaaa
AnyM Sai'
Apcrfccl Remedy forConsllpa
tloni Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca
nnd Loss of Sleep.
facsimile Signature or
NEW YDBK.
exact copy or wrapper.
l HI i For Infants and Children.
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Mine, Mill and Marine work. General repair.. Printing Machinery repaired and rebuilt
PROMPT ATTENTION TO OUT-OP-TOWN ORDERS.
Poole Bldg., Foot of Morrison St.
HI
PRUSSIAN
I 1CF nn Pniiltnir Ba.lly applied Paint perchea,
kilt tbe lice. Ncrcr fall..
m eiucn
Albert Blocker uf CliaQb-BiMO, LUdii., bought a can ( rruwUu Lie Killer and
uil It thoroughly threatluiet aiul cleaned hie poultry bout, entirely free from
Uoe and mltea. Itefora uatnr, the poultry houito wae alive wlta red Hue and mltea.
OUST THE THING FOR LICEON IOCS,
J. II. M&lone, cTAuel, Uu., wyetlie I'rUMUeu tJeekUler U ju.t tna thloff forUce
oa hoira and If worth Ave Union It coll.
VOUTLANU tltJ.ll
Wertsl a Yesr's Guaranty.
"It's almost Imposstbto, dear, to
leaso a houso for a shorter term than
ono year, nowadays," ho said, "so. to
protect myself, I must ask you''
"Ask mo what?" Intorruptod his
brldo-to-bo,
"To ngroo not to seek n dlvorco
until tho oxplrntlon of tho first year's
lease" Catholic Standard,
To flreak In Niiw Shoes,
11vaKVM frt Allan VM.r.u . ...
! It cures chilblain, damp, (eeatlns, achlns,
nwollen feet. Ciiree Corna and Iluiilnni. At
all drtirrifltsand ihooitore',3r. Imn't arrer-t
any nubeillute. Hampts mailed FIIEE, Addreu
Alien 8. Olmateed, Ultoy, N. V
Wouldn't Say.
I "You say you saw my Wllllo half
an hour ago?" asked Willie's mother.
"Whero did ho say ho was going?"
I "He didn't say, ma'am," replied
Tommy Stout.
I "Didn't ho tell you I had sent him
on an errand to tho corner grocery?"
"O, yes, ma'am, but ho didn't say
whero ho wsb going."
Legally Safe.
"Ephcm, B'poso de good Lawd
should como doun an' look Inter yer
eye nn' say, 'Ephcm, what had you
dono wld all dose chickens dat yer
naD stoior wnat would yer say?"
"Parson, I mought say dat my old
'ooman cooked 'cm, but you knows dat
a man ain't bound to testify again bis
wlfo."
"THO PROOP OF TUB PUODINa LIGS
IN TUB IUTINO."
The doctors are dumfounded, tho
druggists astonished, and the people
excited and Joyful over the wonderful
cures and tremendous sales of tho
great Remedy. St. Jacobs Oil. Every
caso or rheumatism some or many
years' standing has given way to
this powerful remedy. Thousands of
certificates like the following can bo
furnished as to Its value:
George Scleyer. publisher of tho
Chilton. Wis., "Volksbote," used St.
Jacobs Oil "for almost unbearable
pains In tho back, which had com
pletely prostrated him." A few ap
plications cured him entirely.
Mrs. Fred Ebcrle, Dellalre, O., was
for a long tlmo severely troubled
with rheumatism. St. Jacobs Oil In
stantly relieved and entirely cured
her.
Iter Dr. B. Pick, of Rochester, N.
Y., suffered so Intensely from rheu
matic pains that be was unable to
rreach. Several applications from a
bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, "relieved
him."
F. Radder, Clctcland. Ohio, says:
"Two applications of St Jacobs Oil
cured me of great and long-continued
pain In my foot."
Messrs. C. L. Brundage and Son,
druggists, Muskegon, Mich., write:
"St. Jacobs Oil has a wonderful sale.
W3 sold eight bottles nt retail yes
terday. This will give you some Idea
of how well It Is liked In this iectlon."
Mr. Louis Hlnkel, of East Poesten,
Kill. N. Y., says: "I call St Jacobs
Oil the best liniment I ever used. It
cured me of rheumatism and pain In
tho back."
Herman Rlttner. Manchester, N
II.: "I have tried St Jacobs Oil, and
found It excellent All, those who
have purchased It speak of It as 'sim
ply Incomparable.'"
Geo. G. Erflle. Palestine, 111.: "I
was In bed suffering from a swollen
leg, I used St Jacobs Oil, Its effect
was wonderful. The following day I
attended to my business again."
Dr. Otto Fuls, Reading O.. writes:
"The sale of St Jacobs Oil Is con
stantly Increasing; It Is praised by
everybody, and never falls to glvo en
tiro satisfaction.'"
Sad Memories Speak.
"Remember," said the business
man, "that In this life you can't get
something for nothing.
"Maybe not," answered tho Ken
tucklan, "but some people can come
so close to It In a horse trade, that It
Is mighty discouraging."
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
ESSE
PORTLAND, ORGQCN $
LICE KILLER kills
ne-,t baxei. etc.. and the fumce
Sold by dealers, soc and $1.00 per can.
miT ai t.ikt I inn ANn MITPn.
CO. I'srUaud. Ore., Coaet Agent.
Bears the .
Signature W
ntt eiNTua company, niw Toaa city.
UniRlt fUnip, Ta-les Uot&l, use rvl
In lima. S.iM tie rlrneel.1. Ml
Quite Consistent.
Mlsa Mntnchuntz i siipposo you've,
hoard of my engagement to Mr.
Jenka?
Miss Ascott Yes, nnd I confess I
was surprised. You told mo onco
that you wouldn't marry him for a
million dollars.
, Miss Mnlnchnntz I know, dear, but
I discovered lator that ho had two
millions.
A Little Mtsundcritsndlng.
Young Mother What will you
chargo for a photograph of our llttlo
boy?
Photographer Thrco dollars, mad
em, but It will bo considerably cheap
er for a dozen.
Young Mother A dozonl Oh, no,
wo can't wait so long! Ltpplncott's.
Taking No Chances.
"I think," said tho first business
man, "I'll go homo to lunch today. A
now cook arrived nt our houso Just
after breakfast, and sho has tho rep
utation of being a good ono."
"Why not wait for your usual six
o'clock dinner?"
"Sho may bo gono by that tlmo."
A Desperate Case.
Putz Keep away. I haf got the
kleptomania.
Pomade Vat, vat aro you dakln for
It?
Putz Everydlng I can lay meln
hanta on. Pennsylvania Punch
Bowl,
Japanese Auctions.
A Japanese auction Is a solemn af
fair, writes a reporter for the St. Paul
Globe. Tho public does not call out
their bids, but write their names to
gether with the amount thoy nre will
ing to pay,' on a slip of paper and put
It In a box. These aro looked through
and the article awarded to the person
who has mado the biggest offer.
Even.
"In time, with care, you may re
cover. Twelve dollars," said the fash
ionable physician, extending a rccep
tlvo palm. "In time, with care, you
may recover $12," replied the dis
gruntled patient, as ho grabbed his
wad and made a breakneck dash for
tho street Tho Moon.
J)LFAILIHADRYTIME
M OF THE FISH HIVIR FAILS
IHAWETTIMF.
THB M3H us a
sign has e history.
I hla Is told In en
Intareitlnp; booklet
l l.l . - . . a
trie BiKmo.
A. J. TOWER CO.
BOSTON. MASS.
Makers or
WET WEATHER
CLOTHING.
OUR GOODS ABE 'ISVT
OH SALE EVtirrWHte. WatMO
"I tuff) red tit t ortnrea of Ui damntd
with protrudlnr plica brought on by eonitlpa
tlon with which I waa h' file ted for twenty
years. I ran acroaa your t'tASCARETS la tba
(own of Nowall, la., and neter found any thine
io equal ttaem. To-day I am entirely free from
pllea and feel Ilka a new man,
a II. KriTX, till Jones St, Sioux Cliy, Is.
Dtlltnt. PaUtatle. fount. Taile Good. Da
Qooi. Na?ar Slckia. Waakaa. or Orlpa. t0e.-3e.Ue.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
SUril.e K.-J.4J C.-Jar, CklM . lr.i. S. I-rt. US
tJn.Tn.Rir Boldana pittnt--J br altdrar
, H B. r. b. ,
ilata u VUUK Tofaeco llatvib
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
Foot ot Morrlion Street.
Can jrlTe joa the best bariralna In Hollers
and Cnslnei, Windmills, rumpa and Gene
ral Machinery. Wood Sawing- Uachlnea a
spedaltjr. See ua before buying;.
I WAHT TO BUY FOB GASH
Chicken, Suck and Gceso feath
ers. Address
O. C. SMITH.
V lath mndDavlaSt:,Parilnd,Or V
y5)SSSSS&aXSS(S
PORTLAND
St. Helen's ScIigoI for Girls.
Thirty-third year. Commodious hulldlngs.
Modern equipment Acidemia and college
preparatory courses. Special courses in
music and art. Illustrated catalogue. All
departments will reopen Jan. 6, Easter
term begins Feb. 1, 1M3.
MISS ELEANOR TBBBBTTS. Prindpay
f N
IL WUblb iuu ruining
To catch cold you gt
somttblng for nothing,
surt enough. You can
keep U If you want It,
but you can gtt rid of li
by uitng Queen lte
Cough Drops. Keep
bos la tho bous.
Tbsy tait nice, look
nic. aro nice. Mads
of bonvy and menthol.
5 Cents a box. bold by
all druggists and con
fection era. Two boxes
seat by mall postpaid
oa receipt of 10c. la
stamps.
Pacific Coast
Biscuit Co.
Portland, Ore
P. K. W.
Xa. 8-1S0S.
HEN writing; ta ad eertleere pleas
mention tula paper.
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