Difficult Digestion That la dyspepsia, It iinkcn llfn iiilirrnlit. Its mflerrrs cat not jinuno tliey want to, -lint simply because triry mui. They knuw they nro Irrllnhlo and fretful mil thoy rnnnot lm nthi-mlao. They enmphihi of n tmil tittta til tlio liliiiilli, n Imsilctnesi nt 1 1 in pit of tlin atom. nfJi,. n uneasy toolhiK of puffy fulness, iimtnnriiri, iii'itiiiiiirn mm wnnl not, 'llin flfcitunl mildly, proved liy ixrina licnt unroll of IIiiiiimiii1 of sown tales, li Hood's Sarsaparllla Ui70,itLii"iiiri"Uiri"iiriTnjr Eiudllloa- - "Iti'inetiiltir," rnlil tlio llostun boy's uncle, "Hint clilliliun should bo won iiml ntit heard. " ".My detir sir," wns tho courteous nijolmliif , "Hint In firm of tlio theories wIkihi liillucy lm long slm-o been ml .ultted liy I'lvlllred tuitions. Tlio inn pcror ul t'lilim Ik about tlm only person In tlm world wlin given It rerlous con hlilurntlon," WimliliiKloii Htnr. Who's Yuur (iroctf? If li ilix'Mi't luinillii MitnoiHiln Milc(in lm ought In. If on unul to try them, ni'iiil lm li In niilnu iiml inldrcss with two J-ient Hump for pimlngo iiml vrn will M'lm vuil a 1U wot tin ul Alonoimlii (?iiyennrt or (linger or VVIittu I'limwr or ntlu-r vnrlnly, mi know you'll my it In tlm lliii't yon over urod rend at tuirn to' WuiHiitms A Kerr llron., l'ort- liiml, Orison, ftllalnlne; fee. (luost Am tlin expected limoT WuMcr No, n.ilij wu ilimn accept lie vulgar thin, mil. Wo In free-liohii American t-ltbMius, sub, ho is, mill an wish to proer our self rixpcct, null." , ""Ituii glud I" limr that." "Vim, null, nil Mn rqulro In n retain ing feu, nuniti nn lawyers, null." Now York Weekly. Iluiiillu'n Wluinl Oil Is u trood mrxll- cliiej pnlu mui niuVrlng cunnot itMdii with It; your druggist will mil you no. Noah'i Tioublri "Confound tlmt dliiinuiiirunl" tig. rlnlinixl Noali, hi llm nrk guvo such a luri'li to ntiirlxmnl, tlmt tlio wnvnn dashed niininnt tlm root. "I wish it would lenrii to stay on itn own side of tlm lml!" Then Nonli salted a linndsplko nnd slnrttil below ilork to nlillt tlin cargo. Ohio Ktntu Journal. Mothers will flint Mn. Wlnslow'a Booth lug Hymp I ho Iml remedy to nn tor their Children during the teething period. Domtillc Traublit. Mr. Nagged Oil, wlint's tlio matter with youT You're foruver flnd.ng fault. Mrn. Nugget Jswcelly) Well, tint t-unllio thiiiKn. You're forever losing out. Mr. Nnxgnt Imine nnuT Mm. Xaggrt Yes, jour temper. Hurely thut'n n fault. riTC rnuanitr fiw.i. ho nt. r r..rioaort illO nrni.t uv' i.nf t Kli.'ilr..i Ntni aumt. iwitd lor Pit It I! 9 J. 00 til.l ull. n l Irnu In. it li Kut.u4..iiitiiL.ruuj4ia.i'ft The Sun Way. "Ilntv dare you solid a colferior to my Ijoiiki?" 'To toll tlm truth, fit, wowcroa lit tin ilotilitful iitoiit you." "'J'lmu wliy not Imvo mn ImikpiJ up? You Mould llii'ii hnvo known that I nover puy my bllln." I.lfo. Han't Oet Foolnorxl tint oot.Ki. II ! i rrililn enrv for inrrnllnf, rullooi nml hoi, Iiml, whliin frrl. Mkf nricor llihl hiMy. Trrll tolr. Hold lr nil Druitlil". I'rlreVx. Don I rrH iiililluie. HinH enl lltr.K. Addrcw .MIn H. Olmttcd, IIUr K. Y. Only Tlmt CouldTfll. "liny!" nlioutcl tli(cyclo H)llcmn, n tlm mini In tlm lilx nicinKcur ntnrlwl to K" III'" llko it ru II road truln, "Ain't you rldluu u tiillo iiforo tlmn oinlit iiillci mi hour?" "flow tlo I know," liowkxl tlin npwil nmkrr ovor hln nhoulilur. "I hnvon't ridden un hour yot." Automobile Magiiiliu. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Hays Always Bought Blfpnturo of A Windfall. ','You iny Ms money fall to Mm?" "No, ho foil to it tumbled through a ronl liolo and nuoil tho city." Clil cnno Humid. , Guffcrera from till borrlblo mnlady nearly always Inherit it cot necessarily from tho parents, but may bo from some remote ancestor, for Canctr often rum through several Renerntlons. This deadly poison may liy dormant iu the blood fot vrnm. nr until vou reach middle life, then (be Crst litUc core or uloer makes its sp-1 nearance or a swollen eland In tut breast, or some other part of the body, gives the Crst warning. To cure Cancer thoroughly and perm ently alt the poisonous virus must tx eliminated from the blood every vestagc of It drlveu out. This S. S. S. does, and Is the only medicine that can reach deep seated, obstinate blood troubles like this. When all the poison has been forced out of the system the Cancer heals, and the dlscaso never returns. Cancer beglnsof ten in a small way, as tin following letter from Mrs. fthlrer shows, A lumll pimple cm on my lw shout n luck txlow the car on tlie left slut of my face. It Kvi menoyiutcr inconven since, auo. I sttoiild nsve forsoiten nlmut It hid It riotbecua to Inflame aaq ich i It would tlctd a little, then scab over, but juld not beat. This continued for some lime, when my Jsvr began la tntll, becqtnlng very painful. The. Oncer be tau to est and spread, until It wsa at lares ass half dolUr.whtn f heard f B. 8. B, sud detetmln. 'edtoclve It a fair trial, ami it was lemarkabla .hnl m WAndprful effort It had front the very beginning the sore began t htal and after taking a few bottles disappeared entirely. Thla wsa two years sgo I thel e are still no signs of the Canccr.and wy central health continue irood. Mas. R. Rains, I.a flats. Ma I is tlie greatest of all I blood purifiers, and the only one guaranteed purely vegetable. Send lor our free book on Cancer, containing; valuahlo and interest ing; information about this disease, and write our physicians about your case. Wl tuako no charge for medical advice. HIE (WIFT IPEOiflO CO ATLANTA, OA. TKAOJIJNG A S0JI00;.' POOITION OK GCHOOLMA8TEII 18 NO SINECUHE, fooiet linen He llun In I'lulit to Mnlif tuln JlUoliilInu One l'filiiuouiiB Who Vlilicd lintlre CIum Miucle u lm piirliinl a KeguUlte un JnHyliiiluralilp. Wlin liiitli blci'dliilf nt tlio nuna? Ilu who tiavli(itli u country, sbuol. WIkto fui'o I nny iinlu you, uo not KUlly forth to tciicli Ilium tlmt dwell In lliu l.iiid loilinl ithout li'nt yu havo woumU unil norcn, for verily It bootvtli uioro to I'ouipius yu boxe than to read tlm stunt, 0. K 1118 Muxliim, ' It In truth tho pout shifts tlmt ho who I'nniiyn to liuiiillu tlio unruly In a coun try school has cducatlolutl work cut out for him not laid down In any ic;iu- IhIiIii text book. No ii'rnou on earth Is siilijcclod to us many pvtty piirncvllllonn Ikiiii of nlii'cr duvlllry as tho country ncliool t-iicher. For a wcuk, mnyhf, ufli-r lm "lnl.es In" tin' nchool lm bus a fairly (tiny roml to liuvid; tho hoys Imvo not llnlnlii-d suing til Its up. Hut won to ti t nt If liu ht-coiniM unduly coiiUdi-nt, for thluun will huppvn nut not forth lu tlio simply iuIik ho hits piulol up iihoro tho lilitcklioitrd. The sei-oiid .Mouilpy In Kent-Hilly tho time net for tho opolilujf of honlllltUM, Tho Mn li'iidcr. Ilki-ly n n not Mxht limn tho li'iiclicr, linn uni-.l Hitttirdiiy and Huu- dny iiiniiplnt; out liU procriiin. HiiIiiIiiiiI nnlcLi'M, Innttviitlou to tlio liiinlm-nn In liiind, piMirly pri-imritl Im Minn or Imsou nlinoluli-ly uiili'iiiiii-d mnrk the dny's provi-iillnKS. Tlio loneli er ri'prluiiiudn nud ordurn tlio school to tick to thonv tusks until tliey nro U-urni-d. .NoUnly in ktiit lit nt nri'st or noon n-st. for nn yit no opi-u dclliiiuM Inn uuirki-d I In- di-iutunor of tin pu iln. Thoy no slowly, for tin- touiper of -tho mnnlcr Is not n rovutled tiling yot. Just boforo scliool "h-tn out" tlio ti-ni'hcr rlnon, tups his Indl uu I, liiivln;: sornroil iittoiitlnu, di'llvors a curt loc luro coneoriilnjr wlmt linn lioon done- or, rntlior. not liot-n ilmio and hln nox ious drnlni to sov Immodlnto liiijiniri mi'iit. Tlii-ii tlin Indl Inn-vln dlnnilm.il nud tlio Imyn rush tuiniilttinunly out. llrliiK linck liui'olli- sliiiutN of scorn nud dollmiro ns thoy mm I tlo nwny. Thon tho lonclior. If lm In wnry. known ho Is In tho position of the mnii who linn hot his solo rouinlillin; dollar on n loslinr horso -ho In up nu.ilmt It Ecxnl mid pli-nty. 110 nrrlros nt tho scene of his Inborn on Ttiondny wlt'i AS I.OYKI.Y A HlOKKIt tensu muscles and hard face, for there will bo somo kilt I of n row before tho shades of night full. It Is very seldom that n coward can be Induced to trikc a country school, for his dominion will not last live days. The boys cau tell u shirker at .a glance ami they lose uo time with such, but get busy at oncq. The little boys begin the Picket, for they hnve been Incited thereto by their elders, who wish to take a few notes. The big boys hnvo said they nro behind tho little ones and they are, so fur be hind that no help comes lu the long aching day. Home small boy fulls to learn his lesson. When asked why, uu says with a wildly beating heart, but bold front, "I don't Imvo to." This causes a snicker to run nil over the room, wherein the bold youth Joins, closing with a gnsp as the ruler drops on some soft spot In his anatomy. He knows he cannot whip the teacher nud looks lu vulii' for the promised help. Bo ho takes his licking and Biiullllugly promises to bo good, Itagu Is lu his heart against tho teacher aud tho big boys both. I'osslhly three or four such happen lugs r winces that school to a condition of somber thought; the teacher Is not io easy after nil. Morning recess calls for a conference. Usually tho teacher stays lusldo the school house In deep thought. Ho sees his work-and plans to have It out ns soon ns possible, for delays arc dangerous. Uo sits nt his desk, lingers Ids ruler aud ouco lu n while, glances out of tho window. Ho marvels Hint tho children do not seem to be playing, but ho has things to chain his thoughts nud fulls to hear tho stealthy footfall on tho roof, Then as tho children tlio In, bobbing In awk vord 'courtesy its thoy enter, ho bo comes awuro of n largo amount of smoko In tho room. Ho Is belug "smoked out." "Jack Simpson," ho says to tho bis fellow ho has plckedjnit as tho ring leader', "see what Is 'the tnattor with Hint stove," Jnck oboyg-It Is part of the play ami a huge volume of white Biuoko rushes out Into tho room. Ho closes tlio door, coughs explosively It Is all put on -mid backs away, "She's full o' sumplii'," ho gasps. "Why Is tho plpo cliolccdT "Swullers must 'a' built their nests In tho chlniley." This sally Ib greeted with a roar. "Slleucel" cries the teacher, his words cutting llkp knives. "I will do tho laughing fot this school. That clilni uoy wus uot cbokd vue achoel Hcmhlod this mnmliitfj why Is It In this condition miwl" "Itivlion thoy built thorn uosts w'llo wif wtits ut rccMs." "Wlmt woro yotl ilolnu on tlm roof n wlillu nttoV" "Wu.u't up on no roof 'mil." "Opon tlioso wlmlown, Nobody Is to lonvo tho room until bid," snys tlio nn (try lonelier, sflxlujf tho rutor in n firm uritnp. "You nturfod somettilnrf In that t'hluiiioy, Hluipson, nud you're koIiisc up thi-ro mid tnku It out right now," "Think so?" In- (ho Impudent retort. "You will either do It or I will hnvo to punish you severely." , "Keekou you bettor lick mo If yo kin." suyn Jack as ho defiantly facTs tho prdiiROKUe. Thin places tho nchool nnd lonelier on n wur routing. Tlio ultimatum hnvln beeu delivered tho lonelier either k"s In nnd tights a winning light or loses nil control of the school, It ndinlu of no alternative, l'or tliu honor of tlio profession, bo It known. In most cases wnr medicine of n llereo mid tuner va riety Is speedily mixed. In tho eitrly clil h li bono nml sinew on the sldo of tho big boy tells nml the scholars dmico about, hoping for victory. In the end In most eases skill, endurance mid high er nervous energy turn tho scales rind lu almost record time Hluipson Is a licked commodity. Ho may not actual ly ascend to the roof to correct his er ror of Judgment, but the thing Is done nud tlio "smoko out" Is a dismal fail ure. Id Kansas after the closo of tlin war n sot of boys from New York arrived In a little vlllngn to llud homes. Tlio vlllngo school was tnuglit by a former trooper who still wore his blue uniform vest. Ono of the New Yorkers was Ihe soul of mischief. lie signalized tho coming of winter when Ice was gool and skating line by putting some aw ful things on tho big cannon stove. The smell sent the school to the tall grnss outside. Wilson was ch.vgcd with the trick, hut denied It stoutly. Thou the school reassembled and tliu usually mild eyes of that teacher blaz ed. Wilson was as big us ho and fun wnn sure to come. The boys commenced to whistle In concert with the shrill piping of the wind. One small boy was detected In the act and received n hot ruler on his crupper when Wilson Interposed nn 1 said he nluiio was to blame. Tho pi-dnKogtie then allowed ho would Imvo to whip Wilson, so the action commenc ed without time wanted In prelimina ries. Wilson sent tho teacher lu under a form In the first clash. The teacher rose and stnggered to a clinch. Then he cot busy over Wilson and pounded AS 13V Kit CAM II OKI' IN A KCHOOI that y.oung fellow right merrily. Half a dor.ett of the bigger boys yelled foul nnd went to the rescue. As lovely a bicker us ever came off In n school house followed. Tho boys had the teacher In tiuder tho desk. Which was .upset, tho forms weru marked by hunches of hair as some head went against an Iron standard, the dust of buttle covered the strug gling heroes, but the teacher would uot yield. The small boys and nil the girls were howling In concert, scared into tits, for all thought murder would bo done. Hut this kind of thlug must end and It did very suddeuly. The nou-cumbatuuts were gazing eag erly nt the place where the row went In behind tho dust clouds. Xhouts, blows and howls broke the veil, but nothing could be seen but nn occasion al protrudlug head, arm or leg which was promptly smitten. The nssnllants being over esgcr and lacking the cool skill of four years' buttle with the "Johnnies," wero buffeting each other In high vigor while the teacher dodged 111 nud out, missing a punch hero uud giving one there. At last Wilson sud denly shot out of the cloud nud strik ing his shock head against n foot of tho stove upset that and lay out. In tlmo too short for record tho big boys were fleeing while tho teacher camped on their, trail, laying about with n thick cane. He was something careless concerning the part of the anatomy, but ho landed. He droru the mob to a corner of the room and con tinued to bnsto thoso boys even after they had all made submission. Ho In tended to Bottle tho bosslsm of that school right there, aud ho did. Then as tho smoko from the stove filled tho room ho marshaled his enemies mui standing over tbcm forced them to right tho stovo aud pour cold water on Wilson. Tho teacher's head had a scries of bumps much resembling a map of the Dig Horns, Hut others also displayed mouutnlnous regions where naught but hair had previously existed. Hluck eyes once blue wero frequent. In fnct, tho teacher was tho only ono In tho bicker to Ignore his bruises. Tho oth ers lay on bauds and emitted short, poorly suppressed groans nt lutervnls. Wilson crave 1 and obtained permission to speak and mndo a manly apology bo fore tho wliolo school. This ended tho wnr and It was snw 9sutned, All there Is to some telcbratlous, yva hustle to get there, and hustle to gut' back. THftOUaH THE TELESCOPE. lliiinlileTrniicily of the Hleiceof l.mHy niltli. When tho lloers besieged J.ndystnl.'h they poruilttid a "camp of refuge" and a Held hospital to bo established at ln tombl, a fuw miles dlsimit. Hero tlm iioit-iomlmtiinls weru gathered. And to the hosplt.il, writes (leorgo Lynch lu tho London Dully Uxpress, came every morning the train from I.ndysmlth, bearing Its burden of sick and wound ed. To tho dwellers at Iiitoiulil that train brought tho history of the siege, tho diilty.bullelln written In blood mid din en so. Women who lind husbands and brothers mid sous In I.ndysuilth crowd ed around ulwnys to siu what news it bruught, mid went nwuy with a sigh of rusplt6 nud relief when It carried noth ing for them. And yet. after a fashion, these wom en ut lutoiilhl weru more fortunate than tho men in I.adynmltli, since they could learn from the new arrivals how their lot td ones fared. Hut un-n were not allowed to go backward and forward to Intoinbl; those who went had to re mnlii, and somehow or other little or no news seemed li reach the garrison. In the dearth of news one man lu I.iidysmllli had arranged that twice a week, when be could get off duty, his wife at Intoinbl should go at 12 o'clock nnd stand In front of a big mnruee where he could see her through the ship's tele-icope nt the 4.7 battery. 8he wont there regularly with her child, and straining her eyes townrd that sand bagged point above Courent's Illll, sometimes fondly Imagined that she could see 111 m. And nn the months panned her child, like the others In the camp, grew more sickly, thin and pale, till It seemed us If ihe Crl King spirit of the uilasmlc fog had wrapped It round and entered It, nud made It a changeling of his own. Hut delicate as the child was, the mother was Ihe first to rail sick, and the news of her Illness reached her bus band by his seeing one tiny figure standing alone nt the appointed place, wavlngn handkerchief. And there came it dny when It, too, was no longer to I to seen. He could not go to them, but hud to stay and fight on with bitterness lu his heart. A Vanishing Itlrd. If the north Cleruian farmer looks with equanimity upon the gradual dl appearance of the stork, the Northern tourist In quest of the quaint and pic turesque will hear of tlio vanishing of the long-legged, red-beaked bird with HOUSK KOM.OWED. unmixed regret. And what will tho children say, whom Hans Andersen has told stories of the stork so wonderful that tho bird seems part and parcel of Fairyland? Hut the facts are that with in the last half century the number of storks lit Schle8wlg-Holstcln has stead ily decreased. Villages which used to be the home of over sixty families of storks, aud where sometimes six stork nests could be counted on the roofs of one farmer's buildings, hardly show a single nest now. Yet the arrival of the stork was always hailed with delight by the natives, and It was counted as much a sign of good luck If a stork built on a roof as In other parts of Ger many It Is to have a swallow build un der the eaves. I'lilbidelphla Itecord. IIo Liked the l'lueo. He had sidled Into a cheap restaurant not beyond earshot of the Herald Square clock, mid hung his high hat oc n iow peg, As became one of those un placed Individuals who loiter In swell lobbies nnd eat at uncertain Intervals, he tried to Ignore the casual acquaint mice who sat opposite, but with n per sistency peculiar to casual acquaint ances that person wouldn't stand for It. lie butted In, so to speak, and th tenant by courtesy of hotel rotundas felt that It was up to him to say some- ; thing. "Do you know," he began, "I llko this ' place. The cooking Is so homelike, tho j griddle cukes so delicious; they are Just like my mother cr mother er moth. cri servnnt used to serve." New York ' Telegram. A Phenomenon Kxplalned, "Why Is It," snld .Mrs. Mlggs, "that a single man is so noxious to take a r-lrl to tho theater, and seems to est-. ' so llttlo about plays after ho Is mar- tlle flrst wns "eml",1i evc,T "cm was rled?" - j there. "That's very easily explained." an-' M''s' Gay Graclousl lou don't un swered her husband. "It Is due to a derstand me. I want, you to send only certain deplornble but Inevitable mas- "o lem encl) 'uout'1, or my husband cullno vanity. When ho takes tho girl will never pay It.-Phlladelphla Press. to whom ho Is engaged to the theater , ho knows she Is comparing him with the handsome hero of the play, nnd to the disadvantage of the hero, After marriage, she doesn't hesitate to tell him flatly that he looks llko tho low comedian," Wushliigtou Stnr. Mouoy Is tho Magnet. Sfine men excel In talking much, nU some In talking loud, Hut the man who lets his money talk Is the one who leads the crowd. Washington Star, MAN IN THE inON MA8K. Ancient Cemeterr of HI. I'uiil In I'arl ill Hnpimned llnrlnl I'lnce. Ono of the old houses of l'arls, situ ntcd at 17 Hue Hoautrelllls, Is about to disappear, and tho place thereof will know It no mora. It hns been handed over to workmen, who will demolish It to make room for n workshop. Itlio llcautrelllls Is nn ancient mid narrow street which tho omnibuses do not penetrate, rcmunnt of tho times when the I'lnce dos Vosges wail tho I'lnce I loyal and the homo of beaux, "po ruked," nnd red-headed. In the gar den of the doomed house, famous In times past ns the residence of distin guished persons, Is a grave which local tradition snys Is the resting-place of that mysterious figure lu history tho Man with the Iron Mask, says the Paris correspondent of tho Pall Mali Oazette. Ono remembers that this re markable person died In the Hastlle In 170.1 and the local register says he was burled In the parish of Ut Paul. Now. this garden undoubtedly forms a part of the ancient cemetery of Ht. Paul, nnd tho church. Itself, la near at hand, set In the midst of a cluster of old houses. It Is In the garden that the famous Iron Mask Is said to hare been burled, and the spot Is the Mecca of dally pilgrimages. Outwardly, the place la unlovely enough, ragged and uncultivated. A few poor bedraggled flowers try to live on, cut off from tho sunshine by the over-topping houses, aud prematurely faded by the smoke from a neighboring wash-bouse, out of sheer respect for a great name. In a comer, where are the decayed trunks of some acacias, and where a pool of stagnant water gives an additional as pect of melancholy, Is the reputed grave of the Iron Mask. The old at tendant will tell you that the water does not run away because there Is a vault beneath covered over with a thick beti of cement In the middle of the garden there Is a subterranean pas sage which leads by gentle descent direct to the cave of burial. The ques tion which is ngltatlng the minds of tho "Old Paris" society which watches over these matters is whether the aones of this fascinating figure of n former century arc really there. This will be settled, perhaps, when the tomb Is opened. Will the (Strange In strument that he wore for so many years lie found, rust-eaten, among the remains? Actually, there Is on the grave a column which bears an Inscrip tion, cut with a knife. "Hero lies Mar- chlnll, the Man with the Iron Mask." It would appear that the Inscription was copied from a stouc, which was formerly in place there. The ancient cemetery of St Paul Is now almost built over. Here, however. If one may again believe the tradition of the quar ter, have lain the ashes of Ilabelals, of Mansard, 'the architect who built the Hank of Krance, and the hotel, now the Musec, Carnavalet, of Mollere and his spous, Armando Hcjart Another Illusion Dispelled. ltuthless bacteriologists destroy one by one our fondest Illusions. Now- faith lu the purity of glaciers must go the way of other popular fallacies. Hitherto the uian In the street had Imagined tl.it were all the waters of still find Immaculate springs In the .1... .. f ltl... -.1 -1.1. a chemical laboratory at the Pasteur Institute, having no such faith, obtain ed some Ice from the glaciers of Mont Itlanc Itself and placed It under his pitiless microscope. Ills verdict shat ters the dreams of mountaineers, lt appears that even the summit, -which so long remained untrodden by human feet, has lost Its purity. If It ever bad any. Tbo Ice in question, and water melt ed therefrom, were found, on bacterio logical auulysls, to be "peopled with colonies of microbes." Tho statement which follows Is particularly terrify ing. It nppenrs that "the germs In question were found to belong to the most varied families of bacteria." M. ltlnst accounts for the pollution of tho Mont Wane glaciers, says the Lon don Telegraph, by surmising that the microbes liave been conveyed to the mountain peaks by the winds sweeping the cities In the valleys. Crlmlnnl Careilessnesa. A woman was recently robbed of 73.000 In bills at 8 o'clock nt night, her dress being literally cut from her liody by the thieves. An unprotected woman has no business to be carrying $3,000 at night anywhere unless she la prepared to take the consequences. Within the past year the newspapers have recorded hundreds of cases of murder, assault, torture, robbery nnd arson, all due to the criminal careless ness of people keeping In their houses or on their persons, large sums of money which should be safely lodged in the banks. Many people are preju diced against the banks, but where there Is one bank failure there are a hundred robberies. It Is easy to take proper precautions but practically Im possible to catch thieves. An Economical Parson. "Br'er Williams, all thoo' do lvlnter season you wuz preachln' red-hot sei monts on hell Are, en now tlat de spring come you ain't got a word'ter say 'bout hell Are. How come?" "Hr'er Thomas, de wayfarln' man, do' mighty foolish, mout er knowed why dat wuz. In de winter season, Ilr'er Thomas, coal wux $0 a ton." At lantic Constitution. In Installments. Mrs. Gay Hut I told you to Itemlzo the bill. N The Mtlllner-The bill I sent you on FnreehadowliiK. "Somcthlu' Is bound to happen to old Jones If he keeps on the way he's golnV "Think so" ' "Yes. He'll cither git kicked by n mulo or run for the legislature." At lanta Constitution. There mo certalu words ono never mettts except In n description of n wed ding, or somo other society oveut, aud we huto every one of them. BUYING DINDINQ TWINE. Tht Following Polnli Should bt Kipt Is Mind. ISotvara of unscrupulous dealers who misrepresent the quality of this imjiott ant article. Tho Iswt material for Wilding Twino .Is puro .Manila fibre, Tho poorest ma terial for Diluting Twine Is Plsat fibre, Tho beat Illnding Twino is I'nro Ma nila, sulcotoil flbrn, 050 leet to the und. Tho next grade Is made partly of Pure Manila tlbro and runs GOO feet to tho pound. Twino mado of Pleat flbro cannot bo spun longer than 600 feet to tho pound with proper strength and evenness. Tho great question Is how many bundles can you bind with one dollar's worth of Twine? Notice tho length, per noond,and figure how many fcot of Twine you get fosa dollar. The mixed fibre twino Is 20 per cent longor than tlio Sisal grades. Tho Pure Manila Twine is 30 per cent longer. It Is a simple problem in arithmetic. Una a little "horsj aneo" and you cannot I fail to decide right. I Standard Twine is Sisal Twine, col- orod or dyed to imitate Manila, and is sarno longth to tho pound as Hltal, is the some strength and same price at all factories where it is made. Some dealers are selling it for a better grade than Sisal, which it is not. When thoy misrepresent the twine and use deception to enlarge their profit do I they deearve patronage? If Twine is mado of Pars Manila . flbro the tag attached to each ball will always bear the words '"Pure Manila.'' If Twine contains any Manila flbro the word "Manila" will always appear on the tag, for no dealer or maker will fall to put on the labels any fact which will recommend his goods. The "Hed Clover Lea!" is the best grado of Twine mido and is the favor ite with the farmers all over the Pacific coast, and is of guaranteed length and strength. Tho Manila grades are the smoothest, erenest and most satisfactory in every respect. The Sisal grades are rough, coarse and harsh; they wear out tho knotters, twine guides and twine holders on the binders very fast and are to stiff and unyieiuing mat tlie Knots are more like ly to slip and become untied when tho bundle drops from the binder or in shocking and hauling. Somo twines aro sold merely by the name of the manufacturer and the salesman is careful not to mention the grade or quality. In baying always require specific information as to the quality of the Twine, and, moreover, be very careful to inspect the tag at tached to the balls. Tho buyer,1f well informed, cannot be deceived. Manila fibre is all brought from the Philippine islands. The Pacific coast should especially encourage trade with i these islands, for they now belong to i our country, and in Asiatic trade lies j our best hopo for the future, for the j reason that when this trade is dovel-! opod tho Pacific coast will control it ; and our commerce will increase a. thousand fold. I The only check that can be put upon the rapacity of the producers of Sisal ' fibre In lucatan (which is the cause of the present high price of twine) is the largest possible nso of Manila flbro. Keduco the demand for Sisal Twine 25 per cent and you will tee twine, HfOI'l'l LyHfOOI mln..MIli..lIr,ra i"vl 1 aJiJWIIUVLi Owing to possible market changes we ao not quote prices in tins article, our wnwillntnirHinMM.il at r,..iBnn.ih' . . . ...... pi ices based on the cost of the goods, and Ve will tell tho trnth about tho twino and will not misrepresentation. resort to any Our grades and brands .are: Pure Manila, "Bed Clover Leaf" brand, 650 j feet to the pound. Mixed Fibre "Manila, 600 feet to pound. Colored Piral, "Standard," 500 feet to pound. Sisal, "Pure Sisal," 500 feet to pound. THE PORTLAND COR DAG K CO. Patronize home manufactures. All our twine is made iu Oregon. None of the money goes out of the state except tho bare cost of the raw material. Proves His Heroism. "Did you sav," asked the author's friend, "that your hero, who is poor, is to marry the rich heiress" "Yes, that is the way he proves his heroism.' Indianapolis News. Reasonable Inference. "Did the evidence in that divorco suit indicate that Mrs. Flash was gid dy" "I guess so. Tiio judge and five of the Jurors wanted to marry her." Brooklyn Life. Genuine rs Little Liver Pills. Must Boar Signature of Sf Facsimile Wrapper Delow. Tetry small and a eajiy to take as sugar. FOR HEADACHE FOB DIZZINESS FDR DILI0USHES9. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOB SALLOW SKIN. FOS THE COMPLEXION . CilSMUSlVSS MUtfUVItOI!ATUl. ibfcMis I Purely Yertt4ile.2&wt CURE SICK HEADACHE. Cure Your Horses ABSOLUTE PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS. AT DCALMS, 6Vi, BY Hill, eOc. cumku TinitTV-i'oim houses. PauasuN Rhukdy Co., Bt. Paul, Mian. QbntLiuin: I have been uslnr the PBUBaim IIB&va POW- bHRS the nast eiuht months, and In that til in that time of heaves, 14 of distemper and O of chronic kcmcdlcs have gained a great reputation In UUWKM sKKD BTUUK, Voasl Agents Your Hair frCDra "Two vein ago my hair vn filling out badly. I purchased bottle of Ayer'i llslr Vlgsr, nd soon my htlr stopped comlniout." Mlts Minnie Hoover, Tarts, III, Perhaps your mother had thin hair, but that is no reason why you must go through life with half starved hair. If you want long, thick hair, feed it with Aycr's Hair Vigor, and mako it rich, dark, and' heavy. Sl.ttatsnlf. Atlfrrnlats. If Tonr drnrrUt cannot supply you. send ns one dollar and w will eipraia oti & tattle. He anra and lts tlis nam of jour nearest express onica. Ailtlreaa, J. 0. AYKK CO., Lowell. Haas. Patent Mail Expired. Loa Flold met Gus Hodgers on tlia Itialto a few days ago. After talking a few minutes Field said: "Ous, what's become of those patent leather shoes you woro last winter?" "They have gone to the wall, Lonis." "Why, wasn't the leather good?" "Yes," said Ous with a sigh, "but the patent explrod." New . York Times. Something Wrong. Windlg I make it a rule never to talk on any subject of wl lch I know nothing. Jabber If that's true, it's mighty queer. Windig What's mighty queer? ' Jabber Tho fact tiiat you nro con stantly talking. Stilt Racing In Gaicony. Until very recently hardly any fea- ttvam L- nlflM In f1A ll In ..... rl fl... I cony without stilt races. Tho prlies usually consisted of a cun. a sheen, a rooster, or something of tbo kind, and young women took part In tho exercises. And It's Incurable. Judge What is your profession? Witness I'm a poet, your honor. "Huh! That's not a profession; it's -a dieeasel" Chicago Daily News. 31 Foundmti 101 0 A Homm So hoot tar Bay Military anil Manual Training Writ for llluatratad Catalogue OREGON. POIITI.AND- St. Helen's School for Girls. Th I rt y-th I rd year. Commotlloui build la?. Modern equipment. Academic and college preparatory course. Hpe rUl coonet In mini a and art. Ulm. t rated ct al turn e. All department will reo(4 n September (. MI&3 KI-EANOR TEBBETT3, Principal. rarentadealrlns home InHuenees, beautiful lurroundlnri, perieet climate, esretut super vision. nd thorootn menui. moral and phrs- leal training; for their boyi.wlll And all dot. win nna au ineac. requirements lullr met st lioltt s Scaool.MenIo i-rk, sn Mateo County, cat Mnd .for Catalog. iiu a. iioirr, ra. u., rrincipav MONOPOLB Stands for all that fa test In Co6ee, Spices, Haling l'onder. Canned Goods, fcjrup. Oysters, Etc. Ther are confessedly the finest ptols packed at any price. Aakyour grocer for them. WADMAMS & KERR BROS.. Packets. Portland. JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE. Foot of Morrison Street. Can rive you tbe beat bargains in Dollars and Engines, Windmill, I'uaipsaiid Gene ral Mscbloery. Wood Eawlng Machines a specl<y. Bee us before buying;. HOW ABOUT IT? When yon Btrllce a stump with th ordinary pash cut mower, something happens about aa aliown la the above Uliutrntlon, and they ate all push cuts, and all will dotulaescepttha Champion llraw Cut Mower. This serves to show that pressor against th bar will rala the wheels from around, decreaa tractlou and cutting power. With th Cham pion Draw Cut tbe contrary la the result pres sure against the bar In heavy cutUnr gives downward Dull, holuioe- th wheela tlKhUr to the ground. Increased traction, raor power, neth hinst rjowerful euttrr nn th map. keb This fact stands undisputed, and If you want the beat mowar made, buy th Champion Craw Cut. Bend ror book of testimonial letters from hun dreds of delighted customers all over Oregon, Washington and Idaho. MITC1IKM, LKWlJ BTA V1311 CO., Qsneral Agents, I'ortlaud, Or SPRINQSTGEN MEDICINE CO. Jl AUsky bldg.. Third and Morrl.on His, The merits or th Springsteen Medlcln fern pauy are wellltnown. llolh Male an 1 female Complications, many which have banied me11 cal experts everywhere, have yielded to the potency of these medicines. To those who csunot call, address as above, and all Informa tion will be provided. Summer Resolution TAKE Til IS KeeBey Guro Eur relief from liquor, opium and tobacco habit i. Bend for particular! ta Keeley Instituta .VsSOT: X. F, N. O. IB-IPOS. HEN wrllinj to advertisers pitas I mantlets mu paper. I Of Heave, Coach or Distemper with nuTCcarea 1 1 nurses coach. Your Prussian this section. I'ortlaud, Or aud S.allle, Wash