Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, June 27, 1902, Image 7

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    Dragged'Dotvn
Feeling
In tlm loins,
NtrviMiinoM, unrtfroililiig alccji, itooii
doner. It li tlrno you wtrt doing eomtilliliiir,
Tlio kldiirye wars anciently ciillril tlm
relne In ytmr cno lliejr aro holding tlm
Mns nil dtlvln you Intu sorlmie trnubiii,
Hood's Sarsaparllla
Act Willi tlm most direct. Iirnclh lnl f fleet
on tlm kidneys. It roulnln llin liviil nml
anlret siilnlniiceefor toritctlnic ami IoiiIiijc
lliceu (irKuiii,
London Llkci fowl'.
It I tlio njilnlim n( IwiilltiK anlomon
(lint lntiilni niiiniiiicii 1111 fuwar tlmn
ln.OOO.IIUO fowls yi'iir, which l(
ovonly illviilcil ntnoiiK tin) uiitiliitloii
wniilil iillutv nbotit tlnrii jiur liuail Jior
minimi.
I'rovt II,
Wo wnnt ynii to jirnvo nur ulstc
ninlit tlmt Monopolo Hplcon run tlio
mriil nml rtioiiKt In tin) world. To
I'linlilo hi liiito en wit will rnnil 10
runt tin of Wlillu l'iii vr or Cnyoiinn nr
(lliiKror other vnrluly, II you will
H'lnl im tiro iMrnt .lumps fur .intn((ii
mul kIvd im tlio iiniiin nril iitMfuas ol
your urnii.r. I'lltu coti .iic jmrkoil
ilth nvvry can. FcihI to Wutllitttns Ji
Kurr Urns., l'ortlmul Or.
Morocco Mall Ctirliri.
Mull rnrriiira In Morocco nr nnlil to
itvolil tlm rick of I01.I11K their iilncoa hy
oiriii'tiliii; liy tvllir n atrlnjf, to 0110
foot nml mitllnii tlm vnil on llro lieforn
KolliK to "li'i-p. Tlm slrlntf, limy know
from nxi'rluiii', will Imrii aoloiitf, ami
Mhi'ii tlio Urn riHii'hi'n tlivlr foot It l
tlmn for tliom tn f-vt up,
A IhiIIIk of llnmtlii'ii Wltnnl Oil In
Mi'illriiui Client In Itself: It cure piilu
III uvury form. 61) cents ut drui;i;UU.
Go.ti' Milk.
A (liTiimn sanitarium ri'tirrtu that no
Jlttlw urn Ik innilo of Kiuitu' milk, Its
ndvniitiiKin ovur ihihh' milk urn tlmt It
In rlrliiir, iiiDio ULn liiiuimi milk mul
iiliwiluttily frou from norma of tulrurco
losls.
llarely Poislblt.
"Wonder wl 11I makes tlio funny man
look so k1iiiii7" iticrltl tlio horru ro
ortir. "rri'linpn In) In out of humor," aug,.
gottnl tlio nnnko editor.
A Dilllcult Csie.
I'lrnt Ijyr How did yon como
out In rattling up old Gotrox's ntuto7
HocoihI I-awyor It was a Imril strutf
glo. ".Vol'1
"Yea; I had hard work keeping tlm
heirs from gutting part of tlio esUto."
Ohio SUto Journal.
Stimulus
Critic Well, Dick, I tuppono you
oo all tlmt you nro to your wife.
Hmves-liil Author No. I think I
own nUiut t In --fourt Iih of my ntiuiiilua
to nil thoN) other women who wouldn't
liavu 1110.
Th Litter "E."
"I-," la tlio iiioat roiiuiion Inttiir. In
1,000 letters "a" occurs 137 times In
Kngllidi, 18) Union In French, 145 In
Hp nlah, 17H In (loriiinn.
Prppir and Criim.
A danli of black eipor, says an old
hnuaekiM)K)r, greatly Improves vatillln
les cream.
The North Sldt of Tris.
Tlio alilo of a tree) on wlilcli in nit of
tlio moaa la found la tlio north. If tlio
true Im exposed to the nun, Ita heavlcit
anil longest llmba will be on the aouth
aiilu.
Madt a Beginning.
"Mlii Frocks luia reucliod her do
clinliift years."
"Noimviino," icpllrtl 'Gargoyle.
"Fliu'a not moro than twonty-flve."
"Hut alio hna declined half a ilozon
men." North American.
Hungry, but Feitldloui.
"Ijiily," nald tlio wayfaror, "I can't
vat tliodo acrapn."
"You ii't7" wild the hounowlfa.
"Why ,you Junt told mo you wore ao
hungry you could cut a honne."
"Yen, mum; hut I meant a porUr
hoiiBo." ChlcaRO Nowa.
Accounted Tor.
(Jlndyn So IVrdy hai been tracing
hack hia une0ktorn7
Fthul Yon, anil found hli flrat an
centor wan n gurhaga contractor.
"I tli Might ho roomed 'In the dumpi'
about aouiothinir." uilge.
Oookt In Otrminy.
The lnreont clrculaton attained for a
novel In uurniany li that of "Kkko
hard," hy Hchufflo, and It baa reuchod
but 180,000 in fifty yean.
Dturvcd Dctlcr.
Ho Do you mean to pay tlio plumb
er haa not been hero yot?
fiho No; Isn't it shameful? And
wo nro audi sooil ciistomors; our
plumbing
order!
is nearly always out ot
Gray?
"My hair waa falling out and
turning gray very fan. But your
Hair Vigor stopped the falling and
restored the natural color." Mr,
E. Z. Henomme, Cohosa, N. Y.
It's impossible for you
not to look old, with the
color of seventy years In
your hair 1 Perhaps you,
arc seventy, and you like
your gray hair! If not,
use Aycr's Hair Vigor.
In less than a month your
gray hair will have all the
dark, rich color of youth.
11.00 a twills. All Imirlil.
If your drurglst esnnst snpply you,
send us ono dollsr and w will express
you a bottle. Us sure anoaire tno name
it your nearest express store, address,
OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS.
Oiitrnylnu Momorlnl Dny.
'Hio veterniiK nlij tliom- wlio nppn'elnlo
vrlml they from I Ml to nrr
Itiilllliiiiiit over tliv wny Mfiuurlnl day
him iiinie tu lie reK.i riled liy u larico iln
Inelit of I lie Amerleilli pciiplv. Iiinti'ilil
or lielnK Imiki'il iipuii in an occiulou for
pnylinc renpfi't to tin- ilepurled Alnerlenn
aulilli'r who linn nerrnl liuiiortilily Hi tlio
llelil It l liirneil Into n liulldny to ho
pimneil frlroluiinly 11 nil witliunt tlio nlliilit
nt ii'Knnl for tlio nocred nut 11 re of nil
uiiiilvemnry di'illeiitcil to liluli nlnin n 11 J
lofty pntrlullnin, Kuril aiicci'i'illiiK minl
vemriry In moro mul moro n Joyoua ocen
Ion nml le mul lent mi object Ii-muii
11 f irrnlltiiili' to tliono wlio no nolily aerv
fil the iiiitluii In Hie hour of trial.
When Hrm liinlltuti'il tlieru wan im
tliiiimlit of levity In ciililii'elluii with lu
oliKerrmiee. The purmlc moved tliroiiKli
Ireeln to till) nlrillni of tlio funeral
march, the hcntliiK of the inilllleil drum,
the liromlliiK of the Hill! with crape, the
mil, Hern wltli nrim revernnl. Tlio re-
pertful iitteiilloii ut the uiiiltltinln cor
renpiiinleil In tlio miuiber nriiceluli.ll.
In the ci'iiieterlen rrowtlt nnneiuhleil for
the eicrelien mid to nee the tlorul t r lit
utea 011 the mound of the lieruei who
I1111I nnereil the llnal mil call. In the
churchea eonireiralluiu llntened to iul
drcMca III keepliitf with the aoleiuulty of
the ilnr.
Tlmt wna a generation mto. A Rreat
chiuiKo haa come over thuao who have
como upon the atUKe of netion nlnee. The
preaent iieneriitloii iloei not appreciate
the nrrlllcei the auldlera muilo In the
loiui'druHii-uiil war of the 'ljUa, nuch an
their fiirlirnrn well knew, or they would
never allow the day to degenerate Into
a aeaaou of iiierryniiikliiK, with coiitetta
on Innd mid liter hy day, mid duinea
liy liliiht, upaiilliiK coiupleti'lr the ineali
Inir of the iinilll'iTntiry. The deaecrntluii
linn mine to aiieh a puna that linleaa n
chniiKc coliiea over the pilhllc mind It
will he ueeeaaary to uliollali Memorial
day.
The llowera enu he atrewn luat n well
without rereiiiuiilal mid liilerriiptlon to
Mlalliena mid linvo iijunl lnniiir mid eipial
men nl lie fur our nlfepuuc heroen at It 11
day were net apart for thla dlalliirtlou.
Ill thla ttuy the imirkery uud hearth--neaa
Khli-h lion- dlaeredlt .Memorial day
will reoie to ilUijrace It before the world
L'tlca (Jlohe.
Holts' Crcut Military Tent.
Worn down hy the attrition of ninii
hrm, mid threnteued hy the winter of the
Koutherii lieiiilnphere, the Iloera have
tlglicd lumlilloiK of peace. Tlio latent
aetlre opera 1 loin uere notable nlieeemei
for tbeni. They pruellenlly dratroyed
tivu or three Urge Ilrltlah dotachmeiita
with artillery nut long ago, mid In the
Inat battle of the uar captured the Ilrlt
lah euiiiuiander mul the niunt of Ida force.
Neertliele, they )leld tu the general
nltiiatluii upon receiving term that le
aped their pualtloii na nuldiera mid ree
ognlte their claim tu relief aa auffere.-a
irum ine wnale mul rum or war. Tliey
buiidun their claim to liiilepeiideiuv, but
Hint, aa far aa the Tranavaiil repillille
wna concerned, wna never conenli-d hy
Knglaiul. The little Urmige Free State
went Into the ntruggle on Hit- buala of
ayinpnlliy, mid la wiped out from the Hat
of nilulntiirc nation. Dream of a
Dutch federal union In the aouth or Af
rica are ended. That part of tin- Dark
Continent will lie under the Ilrltlah Hag
mid dominated by the Kngllati apcaUng
race.
In nplte of thla reault, which wai way
tu aee from the uiitaet, lu view uf the
ciiuruiiiila dlparlty between the comtut
auta, the Iloera have added a new chap
ter to military aeieiiee. Fur nearly three
year they tuied the army rcauurccs of
the Ilrltlah empire to the utmoat mid
aohjected It to a long aerie of liillnill i
tlona. l'i to the Innt thin proeea wna
kept up. The liner, though hut a hand
ful, hare hern mighty men with their
rlllea mid gu back to the location of
peace with the admiration of tlir world
for their tenacity and aklll na lighter.
DRAMATIC DEATH OF GRIZZLY.
The Oruy Terror or tlio Idnlin llllla
Will Do Ml.clilof No More.
Illg Foot, tlio gray terror of the Ida
ho hllln, In dead ut hint. Tlio giant
grlrrly cloned bin enrcer with nn orgy
that Included tin- killing of about thir
ty home lu ono week, nml the ranch
era throughout tlio wide region where
ho operated nro reJolcliiK that ho will
not rob them any more.
When Tom Hopper, the veteran
hunter uf Spokane, arrhed lu I.cwlnton
with n party of ntimtciira, Incliidlni;
I). (1. llulhrook, n South Dakota drum
mer, mid announced that they wero
eowt nfter lllc Foot tho native, on
Toiu'h account, "reckoned there'd bu
aomi-tliln' iloln"."
Ah nearly na they could And out Illg
Foot wna nbout forty in I lea from I.ou
latou lu nn uutritveled wIldcriiciM.
Thero wcro thrco feet of biiow on the
ground nil the way, but that did not
deter them. They wandered (jbout for
five days before tlio dogs cot on to hla
track. Then they made camps and
the dogs trailed Ills Foot up to n holo
among notno rocka on n high rhlgo
overlooking a tributary of tho Snake
Itlver.
Ills Foot was no surprised by the
sudden nttnek of tho dogs that he
started to run. Tlio dogs kept at his
heels and tho rnco continued until tho
hunters wero far behind and cursing
their luck that their magnificent quar
ry was out of range.
Hut Illg Foot changed his route.
Making n detour of the top of n ridge,
ho raced nt top speed down the other
Bide, noting little of what was ahead
of him,
night below lilm was tlio enmp nnd
Ilolhrook nml another member ot the
parly wcro thero. Ilolhrook saw tho
Krent brute coming llko n cyclono nnd
grabbing Ills Winchester ho fired.
It wns n lucky shot Tho grizzly
rolled over dead wltli a bullet In his
heart. Fifteen dead horses wero found
within two tulles of tho point wlicro
tho bear had uindo his den, says tho
Now York World. Tho ntilnml wns
skinned nnd tho hhlo Is to bo mounted.
AN INDIANA SCAUECI10W.
In designing tho light-throwing ap
paratus shown lu tho accompanying
cut, nn Indiana mail seeks to provide
nn Inexpensive animated scarecrow,
ndapted to be operated by tho wind, to
Hash beams of sunlight or lnmpllglit
over a Ucld to frighten, nwoy any bird
On the other hmnl, the Ilrltlah military
nyntum haa proved iiunatlafactory mid
will undergo thorough reorganization ua
a reault of the remarkable nerlra of de
feat mid ilUnppoliitinriit that conatl
tilted the Ilrltlah experience In the con
flict Juat eloacil, Tlio Ihigllah people fer
vently hope Ihey will never hove another
auch victory.-Ht. t.oul (llohe-Dcinocrat.
Cno Ccnl Letter I'ostmjo.
There are luniir who nnauinc that he-
ratiae the niicccaalvo reduction lu the
rate of letter pontage lu pant yearn hare
all been followed by a vaat Increnao In
the iiimitlly of letter neiit through the
mall a repetition of the experiment
would certainly be followed or a ainil
Inr reault. Hut they overlook the fact
that the principal part of the Increase
ivna not duo to an cipamlon of the let
ter writing habit, hut to the allmulu
which the reduction gave to the practice
of biialne men aemllng out price llala
uud other printed matter In unncnlcd en
velopea. The atatlatlc of the I'oatolllce
Department do not dlallugiilali thla nort
of mall from the cloned. No ono can tell
what proportion It forma of nrat-cln
matter, hut that It I very large I well
known. That It wnn liiimrnaely Increoa
ed when tlio law made It poaalble to aeul
an iinaealri letter or circular for one
cent la alao a matter of general knowl
edge, hut It I not ao well underatnod
that It Wfl thla particular reduction
which no greatly enlarged the volume of
flrnt-rlnn matter.
If a reduction la made to one cent for
nealed letter, and there I no further
lowering of the rate of uniealeil fir at
ria matter, there will he no very great
rxpanaloii of the line of the mail In con-nifjiii-iu
i- of the ehnnge. It 1 reaaouably
certain that the movement, If nurce
ful, would reault In a aerlou diminution
of the revenue, and the deficit would be
ntlll further Increased. Doubtleaa, In
rourae of time, the volume of mall at
one cent for a cloned letter will bring
(ho receipt up to their preaent propor
tion, but the general growth of bual
tieaa, rather than the Inducement held
out by the cheaper rate, would contrib
ute tu that reault. Han Franclaco Chron
icle. Indians Mutt Work.
The whole country la deeply Intereatcd
In n recent order of the government re
lating to the Indian on the Itoaebud rea
ervatlon in Houth Dakota. Over 1.000
able-bodied male Indian there, who hare
panned the ago of 18 yeara, have had
their ration cut off in order to tent the
capacity uf the rediklna to earn a living
for themnelvea, and It In now a caae of
work or atarve, a nil nation which many
people Innlnt ahotild hnre been reamed
long ago. The order la following up the
kiiggeatloua of I'rcaldent Itooievelt, the
roiiimlaaloiier of Indian affalra, many
mrmbera of the Home and .Senate, mid
arorca of other prominent who haro
given the matter their cloae attention and
ntudy. It In believed that the Indian
can lie taught to become nelf-upportlag
mid thu advance more npeedlty towtrd
ctvllltntlon than when they are encour
aged to live In Idlenei by the govern
ment furalahlng them ration.
In deciding upon whom the experiment
nhould firnt be tried It wa determined to
take the llrule Sioux on the Itoaebud res
ervation, a they are the fiercest and
moat unruly of all, and If the experiment
work all right with them, It will surely
be nntlafnctory with the other tribe. If
the llrule Sioux accept the new policy
without going on the warpath. It will
then be tried on the 1,800 Indian nt the
fine Hidge agency, and upon other tribe
an rapidly as the work enu be taken up.
Den llolnea Itegtater. t
litis Staggered Humanity.
Kuglaud ha nothing to be proud of in
the war which ha ended. It coat her
the live of 1,000 men, the disability,
from disraao or wound, of 30,000 sol-
illern. mid f 1.1 00.000,000 in money, to
subdue fiO.OOO farmers. Kruger'a proph
or iinliuiil bent on depredation. The
device enu be mounted on n post nt any
convenient place nnd serves to frighten
hawks, crows nnd other birds In tho
daytime nnd owls nnd other rodents nt
night.
It consists of n fixed frame of any de
sired shiipe, open on two sides for the
free passage of the wind, with a lamp
In each end of the frame for night use
nml n central revolving wheel which
carries a number of mirrors to reflect
the light across tho field It Is desired
to protect. Tho flanges on the blades
nro shaped to catch the wind on one
ntVOLVlNU U!Uli01l3 tiiiiow light.
side only, mid even a slight nlr current
will set tho wheel In motion.
Any ordinary lamps or lanterns may
bo used, those Bhowu being partially
protected by metallic hoods, which also
servo as reflectors, with openings only
ou tho sides toward tho mirrors. When
this scarecrow Is In uso nt night It
throws streams of light round and
round tho Held, while In tlio daytime
sudden Hashes of light from the sun
servo the same purpose.
DEPENDS ON PLACE OF BIRTH.
Just Ilecause You Ituve Peeil Snow You
Slur Not Know Everything.
When I he young man from Florida
came to llro In New York ho woke up
ono morning last whiter and, going to
the window, he looked out on what was
to It 1 in a novel scene. It was a snow
storm, tlio first ho had ever seen.
Jumping Into his clothes, ho ran Into
tho street. Ha stooped nnd gathered
hnudfuls of snow nnd threw them lu
the nlr; he jumped Into a drift nnd sent
It Hying with his feet; lie finally lay
down nnd rolled In It all this time
shouting and laughing at the top of his
vol CO.
Ouo of tho crowd which had gather
ecy that "the price of rlctory would stag
ger humanity" haa cotnt true a hundred
time during the two yeara and seven
inoutha of atrlfe. All the world knew
that the Iloera would fight, but auch a
fight aa has been made waa not expected,
History haa few Inatancea of such resist
ance hy so small a body when oppoaed
hy a multitude. The Carthagenlan held
legions at liny for years, but they were
In a walled city; the Hpartana bad their
Thermopylae. The Tranaraslers have
repeated the acta of both, and have done
so time and again. Htorinberg, Msgrrs
fontcln and Golenao will live In memory
aa monuments to men fighting for lib
erty. Perhaps the last act In this drama tes
tifies more than any to the true great
ness of the men In the teldt. To save
their frlenda and neighbors In Cape Col
ony from punishment they accepted
harsher terma in the peace protocol than
wonld hare fallen to their lot had they
not Insisted upon amnnsty being general
throughout South Africa. Cincinnati
I'oat.
Hanging Women.
Aa long aa the punlahment of death
la fixed as the penalty for wlllfol and de
liberate murder where Is the reason for a
distinction of persons on account of sex
If guilt Is proved? If It would be horri
fying to hang a woman for murder It Is
alao horrifying for a woman to be guilty
of murder. Only the deepest depravity
Inspires murder in a woman's heart. A
woman aeldom or never commlta murder
In the beat of paaalon under cruel prov
ocation. Almost unlrernnlly In murder
by women erotic Innplratlon Is the Im
pulse and the cunning of deliberation Is
the method.
If there are cases where a woman mur
ders ber huahaud to get him out of the
way no that ahe may Inherit hla property
she alwaya haa a male accomplice ex
pecting to ahare In the gnlna of guilt.
Huch murders are alwaya atrocloua, with
surrounding circumstance of peculiar
wlckedneas In the Inception and the com
mission of the crime. These facta, If
iIk.v inMir (n anv rnae. hare a tendencr
to direst the mind of aenslbllltles regard
ing women which are Inaplred ny meir
Innocence and worth In the general rela
tions of life.
In recent years women hare been ex
ecuted for capital crimes both In this
country and in England. There have
been several such cases within the last
1 vtm ,!iunf!fl An enemr to society, a
dangerous conspirator against human
life, a slow, crafty, merciless, secret, nn
mM.lil criminal In msllanant homi
cidal practice Is equally guilty whetber
a man or a woman. What rcaaon Is
there for grading penalties according to
it nf according to the degree
of guilt? Chicago Chronicle.
Abuse of the Injunction.
A Indie Issues an Injunction forbid
ding you to do such and such a thing.
You may hare a perrect ngni unucr iue
constitution of the United States to do
that which he forbids. Ills injunction
may be unjust and illegal, but neither
this Illegality nor the authority of .he
enn.itiintnn will nave tou it roll disobey
n, inlunctlon. The Judge himself, the
offended one, Jiaa tlien absolute power 10
punish you. He can fine you or put you
In Jail at his pleasure. You hare r.o
possible appeal. In any ordinary trans
action the dtixen who Is supposed to have
committed an offense Is entitled to trial
by Jury and to appeal bis case. Hut If
you offend an injunction Judge, ho him
self Is the Jury, be Is the Judge, he fixes
the penalty. This Is law, but It Is stupid
law, worthy of a Turkish pasha, not of
a civilized country. No man In the Unit
ed States should have power to punish
another for a crime committed against
himself. The Judge who sentences a
man to Jail on his own authority because
his Judicial dignity is offended practically
applies lynch law, and If lynch law Is
abominable, the bench should be the first
to abolish It. New York Journal.
ed to watch his antics went up to him
and told him how his mother used to
euro tits nnd volunteered to try It on
him.
"I haven't any fit," the young man
said.
"What's the matter with you. then?"
"Why, don't you sec the snow!"
"Yes, I see It What of itj I have
seen It before."
'"Well, 1 haven't." said the Florida
young man.
"What! You never saw snow be
fore" asked the astonished questioner.
"Never. Seems strange to you, don't
It?"
"It beats any sample of verdancy I
ever run across."
"Oh, I don't know," mused the Flor
ida cracker, according to, the New York
Mali nnd Express. "Did you ever see
nn alligator eating n black boy No
Well, you arc not so ninny, after all.
I have seen It many times." And,
throwing n handful of snow down bis
shirt collnr, he pursued his Joyous gam
bols. 'What Slio Would Say.
They were seated ou the sofa In the
parlor. Ills false, curllug mustache
was very near to the painted roses on
her checks. Ho was doubtful, after
all, whetber, notwithstanding tho In
numerable rows of undying dovotton
that had passed between them, ho real
ly loved her with the 22-carat, 10-ton
power that ho ought to, If bo wns to re
gard nor as his futuro wife, and ho
wondered how ho could break the nows
gently. Bo In a very low voice ho said:
"What would you say, darling, If I
should tell you that you can never bo
mine"
"I should say, pet," sho answered,
"that I'to got a nice bundle of your
letters that would help to makn It ex
pensive for you." London Answers.
Joo's Herolntlon.
Not long ago a ulco young man w.is
Invited to dine at the home of a young
woman and accepted the Invitation
with pleasure. It was Just a family
dinner, and overythlng was passing on
well when an unpleasant and quite un
foreseen Incident occurred.
They were all discussing the pie,
when the young woman's little broth
er, who had been regarding her closely,
suddenly spoko up.
"Gee," ho said, "look at Mario tryln'
to put on style Just 'cause Joe Is here.
She's catln' her pfo with a forkl"
It is noedlcss to add that tlio cherubic
child experienced a very unpleasaut
quarter of an hour after Joe bad gone,
ENDORSES THETOHIG, PERUHA.
Soya It Will Build
Depleted Systcn
Rtipldly."
Up a
Hon. W. V. Aldrlcb,
Hon. W. V. Aldrich, congrcMmati
from Alabama, writes from Washing
ton, I). C:
"This Is to certify that Peruna, man
ufactured by The I'cruna Medicine Co.,
of Columbus, O., lias been used In my
family with success. It Is a fine tonic
and will build up a depicted system
rapidly. I can recommend It to thoso
who need a safe vegetable remedy for
debility." W. V. Aldrich.
Catarrh of Stomach.
"It is with pleat-urn I recom
mend I'erunn as a tonic of unusual
merit. A largo number of prominent
members of tho different orders with
which I have been connected havo
been cured by tho tuo of Peruna of
cases of catarrh of the stomach and
head; alio in kidney complaint und
weakness of the pelvic organs.
"It tones up thu system, aids diges
tion, induces rleep, and is well worthy
the confidence of sufferers of the
above complaints." II. 8. Emory. I
A catarrh book sent frco by The I'e-1
runa Medicino Co., Columbus, Ohio.
An Obliging Muibind.
"Why do you offor such a large re-
,u. ...a. uS v.S,
"To pleaFO my wife."
"But such a reward is sure to bring
him back."
"No, it won't. He's dead."
More Inlereitlnj.
"Wcro you interested In that ac
count of the Washington man who sud
denly dUappeared?"
"Well, I'd have been more Inter
ested in an account of a man who grad
ually disappeared!"
"The Bride Was Attired"
Wifo (looking ovor old-fashioned
magazine) What frights wa must have
been in 1895.
Husband Yes, lova is blind, all
right. That's the year you married
me.
Colonics ol European Nitloni.
Tho colonies and dependencies ot
France covered an area in 1000 of
3,740,000, square miles with a popula
tion of 66,000,000. Tho area of Ger
man colonics and dependencies
amounts to 1,027,120 square miles,
with a population of 14,687,000.
A DUtlnctlon.
"Fapa, wcro we descended from
monkeys." i
"Jot all of us, my boy. Some wero
ascended." Detroit Free Press.
Excluilveneis.
"Pauline is very exclusive, isn't
she?" ,
"Oh, yes, quite. Sho never intro
duces an eligible man to any other
girl."
Numerical. j
"It is said that even the hairs of the
head aro all numbered."
"Yes, I know; but a good many of
them are back numbers." I
Tho Kind Yon Have Always Bought lias borne th sljrnn
turo of Chns. II. Fletcher, and bus beeu ruado under bis
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no ono
to decctro you in this. Counterfeits. Imltntlons nnd
Just-ns-pood" nro but experiments, nnd endanger tho
health of Children Exporicnco ngalnst Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Cnstorla Is n harmless substitute- for Castor OH, Pare
goric, Drops nnd Soothing- Syrups. IC Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, jlorpliluo nor other Narcotic
substance. Its fifro Is Its runrnntce. It destroys Worms
nnd nllnys Fovcrlshnoss. It cures Diarrhoea- nnd "Wind
Colic. It relieves Tccthln? Troubles, cures Constipation
nnd Flatttlcncv. It assimilates tho Pood, regulates tho
Stomnch nnd Dowels, giving- healthy nnd natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
The KM You Have Always Bought
Boors tlio
In Use For Over 30 Years.
msism m8rW food
It makes Hens Lay and Kiepi thim laying. It cures Roup, Cholera and All
Dlmiai. It itrengUiini joung- chicks, and mVet them crow. Price 25e end 50c,
Mr I.una chtcacol roinrutncad djlnr, and attar kulas tour ioitn I pur
ehaaeU packata ot your I'llUSSIAN fOULTRY FOOD, which atappad thain
.mm ..In. ,niltk,..MiiiiMlk,iilllnnh.nil.HrilnM. I .in itcammiDil
it a. lull wbal la ne ailad In lH.lml poultry.
K, J, IKMTEN, t oait Affnta,
CORN! CORN! CORN!
SWEET CORN, IS Varieties, than
Fltm Ff.nr.FO TOON Vrtltt III
rur wnn-uuii i mis.
Shorn Tippler.
Madrid Im n law hy which habitual
drunkards hnvo tliolr heads shaved
every four weeks.
The Test of Cxpcrlntii.
"Is ho roally such an export stono
grnphor7"
"F.xpcrtnrsi Is nonnmo for It. Whyt
just for practlio, lie actually took down
a church rowing clrclo discussion with
out missing n word." Chicago I'ost.
The Written Propoisl.
Bcrlbbles I wroto a story once that
camo near winning n (50,000 prize.
Dribbles What sldo-tracked you7
Scribbles The girl's father Chi
cago Nows.
few Wild Anlmali In Ireland.
A curious fact about Ireland Is the
comparative scarcity of wild creatures.
No lets than 21 species common to
Great Ilritiau are unknown to Iroland.
Among ihera are the mote, adder,
shrew, water-vole, wildcat, polecat and
roedcor.
Feminine Suiplclon
"Mies Dlmplcmore says that you are
very clever," said tho young woman.
"Indeed I" rojolned Miss Cayenno,
calmly. "Did she say It by way of
intimating that I am not good looking
or to suggest that I am unamlablo?"
Washington Star.
The Psitlnj of Courtny.
Young Citizen Do yott really think
that modern manners nro degenerate?
Old Citizen Oh, yes; indeed. We
used to bo surprised when peoplo wero
rudo; now we feel surprised when
they are polite. Detroit Free Press.
Thibet Women.
In districts ol Thibet a woman may
havo several legal husbands at tho
same time, over whom she rnles with a
power that might well arouse the envy
of the newest of new women.
A 'Suipicloui Cue.
Graenc Do you suppose Ketchum Is
honoit, or has he designs on me, do
you think?
IJrown Why, what has he been do
ing now?
Greene He borrowed an umbrella at
my houeo last night and he returned it
the first thing this morning. It looks
suspicious, don't you think?
There Is a certain
disease that has
come down to us
throueh manr cen-
turles and li
Disease bb
outalde ol
those who have learned from bitter ex
perience know anything of Its nature oi
characteristics. At first a little ulcer ot
lore appears, then glands of the neclc oi
rroins swell; pimples break out on the
Breast, back: or some other part of the
body and fill with yellow pustular matter ;
the mouth and throat become sore and
the tongue is at all times badly coated.
Headaches are frequent, and muscles and
joints throb and hurt, especially during
damp, rainy weather. These are some ol
the symptoms of that most loathsome of
til diseases, Contagious Blood Poison.
This strange pois
ContaglOUS on does not affect
Blood Poison I"'11,;
raten up with It within a short time after
being inoculated, while others show but
ilight evidence of any taint for a long
time after exposure, but its tendency In
every case U to complete destruction of
the physical system, sooner or later.
S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for
this bad disease the only antidote for'
tuts specific poison. It cures (.ontagious
Blood Poison In every form and stage
thoroughly and permanently. S. 3. S.
contains no Mercury, Potash or other
harmful minerals, but Is strictly and
entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer
ji,ooo.oo reward for proof that it is not.
OUR. MEDICAL JTh. '
DEPARTMENT, u doino; a noble
work In reliavlnar anffsrlnar. Olve our
physicians a short history of your oaee
and trot their advice. Thla -will cost
ron nothing-, and what you, aay will be
held In strictest confidence. With
....- Annw nt nmr lioalc on
rt ninn "PM i (iTi Tan can !
ananas; your own ease and cure your
self at home.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Gc
Signaturo of
O. R. niOQIN, Latah, Wait.
Vorllanil, Ur. mul Seattle, T.sh.
any others In the world. 'Nouku said
well to plans corn and writer for prU
lAMnPflQIIrJ Pnrllaml flro
mill UUIIUU II, I UIIIUIIUi UlUi
5
3.
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LUTE
ECURITY,
Conutno
Carter's
.Little Liver Pills-
Must Doar Signature of
Psc-SlmlU Wrapper Da low. V
Taffy f alaU'awaT aa aaar
, (d.tlfc as rtpm
FORHUOACHE.
FOR DiniHUfc
for muoum.r.
FOR TORPID II VErT.
FOR COHSTIPATIOFv,
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
CARTERS
SITTLE.
P'JAS.
FOR niECOMriEXIOfl
ImjTTi osusojTrjs "iiiwi ntut. . 1
jiueMauri
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Almost Dlicourajlnj.
"We are going to havo a number of
beautiful libraries," said tho happy
man.
"Yes," replied the gaunt porson
with the lustrous oye. "It is a terrible
responsibility to put upon this genera
tion. I don't know who is to write the
books worthy of such magnificent sur
roundings." Washington Star.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Booth.
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor tholr
children during the teething period.
A Woman's Aim.
Justice Did you throw a brick at
this man?
Mrs. OToolc No; sor.
Justice Then bow was It that you
hit him?
Mrs. O'Toolo Because I t'rowed It
at some wan else, yer honor. Cincin
nati Enquirer.
CITQ f rmanDflf Carart.
lllO aftar fint Ja.'a niaof
5o Ota or otr
irtir.Kllas'inm
1.00 trial twttla a
Jbstorar. S.b.l lor Fit III! 8J.00 trial bbttla and traab
lea. li a. il. ji. n li a. 1XJ..UI ait Q riuiaa.jpm,raj
The Villajc Joker Has tils Joke.
Two Italians with two bears wander
ed Into the village of Swanton yester
day. Tho "village joker" thought It
would be funny to ezplodo a dynamite
firecracker under llruln, and ho did It.
A moment later the entire population
of tbo town took to the tall timber.
All succeeded in getting away except
Harvey Beecher, who lost the greater
part of his trousers. Columbus Dis
patch. Shak Into Your Shora
AUen'e Foot-Esa. A powder. It main tight
ornewehoeateeleesy. iiu a carlaln cum tor
weatlnr, callous and hot, tired, achlnir feet.
Bold by all Drunlats. fries 25c. Trial csekss
mailed FREE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, L-
nor, n, i,
A Lonj Day,
From the northern terminus of Nor
way's most northern railway the sun
is constantly in sight from June 5 to
July 11.
Plenty Like It -
"Can I get this note shaved?" he
timidly asked tho money lender.
"Gracious," exclaimed tho broker as
he glanced at the date, "it's old
enough to need it "Atlanta Consti
tution. If It's Monopole,
It's the Best
In coffee, iplees, baking powder, canned
Eooda and other yroceries. lnatt on
tonopole.
WAD HAMS A KERR BROS., Packers.
Portland.
HOW ABOUT IT?
Tin you ttrtkt a itamp wit the ordinary
path cut mowert aomMbln? htppeni about aa
hown la tht abora llluatrnilon, and they ara
all pasn cuti, and 1 wilt do tnl except th
Champion Draw Cut Slower.
Tt.lt aerves to how that prsjuara against tho
bar will raise tbo wbeqli from rround, decreuo
traction and cuttlnc power, with tbo Cham
pion Draw Cut tbo contrary t tbo reault prea
uro atalnil tbo bar In heavy cutting; ictvea
downward pull, boldlaf tbo wheels tighter to
tbo rrouuiL Increased traction, moro power.
mauDrtho most powerful cutter on the mar
ket. Thle fact itands undisputed, and If 70a
want tbo beat mower made, buy the Champion
Draw Cot.
Bend for book of testimonial letters from hun
dreds of delighted customers alt over Orea-on,
Washington and Idaho. MITCHELL, LEWIS
A UTAVaUR CO., General Agents, l-ortlaud. Or
HOITPS SCHOOL
Tsrents deslrlnr horn. Influanrra. haantlhil
surroundlnra, perfect climate, careful super
rlsloii, and tborouf h mental, moral and piir.
leal tralnlns; for their boys, will nnd all Ihtu
requlremente lullr mat at lloltt'a School, Mcalo
1'art, Sen Mateo County, Cal.
Tweltb year begins Auguat 12th,
11U U. 1101TT, 1'h. 1)., rrlnclpsl.
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Foundmd 1B70
A Horn School lor Boy
Military nnd Manual Training
Writ lor llluatralod Catalogue
Summer Resolutions
Eur relief from liquor, opium ami tobscoo
habits, 8eml for psrliculsra to
Keeley Institute
tos.
MIEN writing todrcrtlersyli'a. I
BSD
di I r. n. v. No. so
inamllon tula papsr. I
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