Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, December 13, 1901, Image 7

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Hood's Sarsaparilla
positively rcmovim tlu-rri. Um rmllriilly
lilid ;t;riiiittir-iitly rurnl t fit. wunl rimci, unit
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nnipcror WlllIWi Soldierly llnblli,
Kinporor Wlllliim Ih ii mitdinr tivnn
wliun lio pioH tn lied, fnr liti rtlcnpi on
n rcKiiliitliin uuinp bed, m bin
nllli-nrn iimu. I'liolmd clothing in of
tho roiiKh roKlinutit pnllorn. tin re
1 1 1' tMiit II p, in. iinil Ih up ami
1 rowed fiiiiiii after fi it. in.
Ilainllii'ti Wlr.iinl Oil Co. Kind doiik
Imnltii free. Your tlruutflol Bulls tho Oil
and it Htoprt piiln.'
A High Stsndard.
Thpy linvo it new ,vuy of tontliiK tho
(imlitv of whiskey went of hero
They iiijeot thmulrop into a jack
ruhliit, mill if ho doomi'l lick a hull
1 K xix mccoimIm tho jotiil uro re
jected. Crnry, X. I)., Courier.
FIT51 l'f"l""lllr l lllol. .!! IU Of IHTTOWDDr
rl lu atirrtlraiiiir'. ii"..f dr Kllnilr.i .Vtt
llMlarrr. KMi.ir,r I'llliliMi.OllliUIU.ll.ii.lltwit.
Im. Im.K.II Ivi.nn. I.l.l.wai AriliSC. l'Ml-.Uti I.U.l'u.
Ai They "Coo" Together.
Ho Well, dear if I am a fool I
can't help it.
Sho lint you can help showing it,
dear. Othur men do. l.ifu.
l'lsn'a Cure In tlm heat meillrlm) we over
Unit fur nil ftHW'tlmia of till' llimnl nml
lung. U'm. u. V.xiitur.v, Vaubiireii, Intl..
J'i'b. 10. MOO.
Concluilve.
Street Car Condtiotor ?o yon
think yon ought to ride fur half fare?
Little Kililh Yen, sir; I'm a twin.
Mother will Mini Sir. Wlmlow'rSooiii
ttttf Syrup tho remedy to uso lor their
children during (lio tuelliliiK period.
Money (or Her.
Mr. Gill. I dreamed tho other
night that I wiitt going around in ragx.
Fortune Teller Ah, that moans
inonoy.
Mr. Oill DoeH it, really, madam?
Fortuiio Teller Yen, imbed. One
llolhir, ploaee. l'hiladelphiit 1'row.
IIOIVH 1 HlhT
Wo offer Ono Hundred Dollars Itcward for any
ciwol Cattarrli thai cuii not bo cured by llalli
Catarrh ('lire.
K. J. CIIK.NKV & Co., Props., Toledo. O.
Wit tho undrrtlKiicd.liavi) knuHD I-. J. Cliciipy
for thu imtt is years, and bHIevo him pprfM-Cy
lumi'ralili In all l,u-lin traniaetliii. and tin.
aiirlallv able to carry nutniiy obligations made
It Unit II rm.
WktA TbI'ax.
Wholcsalu linik-it ltn, Toledo,
Walmnu K in.nan .v Makvis,
Wholesale JlrtiKirlils, Toll-do. O.
Ilall't Catarrh (Jure 1 taken Inlcrnally.artlnir
directly on tho Mood ami mucous surfaces of
tlioayiiein. Prlco7Se prr Imiile. bold by all
druifvliti. Testimonials tree.
Hall's family I'llli are I lio
Hngliih Fruit Culture.
Fruit rultiire in often conducted on
H large hciiIc in Hngland. A niniili
fncturer of jam and jelly lms a thous
and ncrcH at Ilixtnn, near Cambridge,
employing at tinicH 800 hands. Tho
factory is in thu centur uf tho fruit
farm.
AVTfi There isnccrtnln
HKBalM d!eahc that hai
JWflgWtj come down to lit
HUr HH iilroUj.u many cc:i-
turies mi l ii
older than
history itself,
yet very few
outside oi
those who hnvc learned from bitter ex
perience know unvthinn of its nature or
thiiractcrUtica. At first n little ulcer or
wie npjwars', tlien glands of the neck or
rroins swell; pimples break out on the
breast, back or some other part of the
body and fill with yellow pustular matter ;
the mouth nml throat become sore and
the tongue is nt nil times badly coated.
Ilcaduciies nre frequent, and muscles find
joints throb mid hurt, especially durum
damp, rainy weather. These nre some of
the symptoms of that most loathsome of
ill diseases, Contagious Blood 1'oison.
This strange pois
ContaglOUS oil does not nITect
-i j -,-.- nil nlikc; some
Blood Poison nre litcrnUy
eaten up with it within a short time after
being inoculated, while others show but
ilijiut evidence of nny taint for a long
time nfter exposure, but its tendency in
every ense is to complete destruction ot
tho physical system, sootier or Inter.
8. 8. S. is n safe nml infallible cure for
this bad disease the only nntidotT for
this specific poison.. It cures Contagious
Wood 1'oison in every form nml stage
thoroughly imd permanently, b. .
contains no Mercury, l'otash or other
Bui mineral. s X
entirely n vegetable remedy am J w offer
l,ooo.oo reward for proof that it is noi.
OUR MEDXCAiv JJd yoarB att0)
DEPARTMENT, jB aolntr a noblo
work In relieving- ufrorimr. aivo our
AlJ a hort hl.tory of your ca.e
their lieup BnJf." r ini.on TOu oan
rnVBr0ndc SS do your
elf ot home.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga.
Holiday Resolutions
?uiK Ueeiey Cure
Moved ( 40 WIIHnme
Koeley Institute,
DlflTH OF A FAMOUS HYMN.
Mr. Hii.U.ci'a Hlory of Il H3 cm.
I'o.ei " Hi. . limy ,, .s,iu,,ii
III Hill l.llllll'N' Ilium.
mini .Mnrrci t leiiu how tin ,,iu, ,.r
(ill Hinging ovaiigcllHlM, I ri I), Hiuikey,
eiiimt lo glvo tho world a hyinii that
will live long after IiIh voleo Ih Hlllled.
It wiih during Moody nml Hankey'M
llfMt vlHlt to (Irent Itrllaln. Am they
wero cnierhig the twin lu (JhiHgow,
Mr. Manltey bought a copy of u penny
rellglmiH paper culled "Thu UhrlHllan
Ago." Looking over It, lilx eyen fell
on hoiiio vitmch, tho llrHt two IIiich of
which read Hum:
There were nlnuty nml ulno that Hnfely
lay
In the sheller of tho fold.
"Ml. M IKH I V' " i. nliiliMi.il Mr Mnt.
key, "I hitvu foiiml I ho hymn that 1'vo
huen looking for for yearn."
"Wimt is Ifr iihKciI Mr. Moody.
"It'H uboiit a Iohi Hheeii."
Two (IllVH lalor. In I M 1 1 il hi r-'li Hum
held ii great mooting lu the Free Ah
Humbly Hull. Ah Doctor lloiuir III)
lulled. Mr. M mill v lciiin.il ovor IIh. mil
pit mid linked the Hluger If ho had not
u Kolo for tho occasion, Tho thought
of tho Vernon ho had read lu tho penny
paper eaino to Mr. Kankey'H mind, and
opening IiIh xeruii liook. In which ho
had piiHted tho clipping, ho placed It bo
fore him on tho organ, and after n mo
ment of Hllent HUiplleatlon, Htruclc n
full chord and Iickuii to Hlng. And note
by note c-imo tho now fauioiiH Hong.
He eonioiiKi'il It iik In' ivi'iil iiIiiiil'.
What ho Hiiug wuh tho Joy that HWollod
lu IiIh own hoiiI, hope that wiih born,
tho lovo for tluiKi. wlin needed belli.
Thus he llnlHhed thu llrnt hIiiiizu.
Then, iih ho panned and played a few
chords walling to begin analn. the
thouirht eamo to him: "L'nu I sIiil- tho
second Htiinzii iih I did tho llrxt? Can
I remeinber tho iioIch?" And colleen
IralliiL' IiIh mind once more for tho
effort ho hcL'nn to hIiil. So bo wen
on throuith for live KtanziiH nml nfte
tho services bo nut thu melody 111
music.
Katuni'H InrgCKt mrxm Ih S.002 miles
lu diameter, nllghtly Hiualler than our
own.
Ah rrcHldcut, WiiKlilugton llrst lived
In the hoiiHO at 1 Cherry Htreet. the hIIo
of which Ih covered by one of the plcrn
of the Brooklyn bridge. Later he moved
to the Macomb house nt IK) Hroadway.
There are nine mrinlH-rH of the Su
prenio Court of tho United StateH ono
Chief Justice ami elRht associate Jim
tleoH. They are npixilutcd for life by
tho l'resldeut, with the concurrence of
tho .Senate.
A pigeon in harvest time catH Its own
weight lu grain a day. ami a blackbird
or thrtiHh will eat IIh own weight dally
of rlpo fruit. Many kinds of birds exist
lu summer largely upon plants raised
by man for his food.
In ordor to obviate the frequent dls
putcH iih to the ngen of children, tho
steamboat authorities In Switzerland
have decided that lu every caso whero
doubt arises the child must bo mens
ured. All children under two feet nro
to have free passage, while those bo
tween two feet nml four feet are to pay
half fares.
Tho dressing of tho hair Is the most
Important part of a Chinese woman's
toilet.' The district she comes from
may always be known from the manner
lu which she does her hair.' It also In
dicates her station lu life. Young girls,
whether married or single, wear cues,
culling up their hair, as their Western
sisters do, on attaining a certain ago.
There are three uut-crncklng plants
lu St. Louis, giving employment to con
slderablu number of people. Thu nut
crackers are driven by electricity, ench
nut being fed Individually Into tho
crusher. After tho shells are cracked
tho nuts are winnowed by an nlr blast,
and the meat Is picked from tho crushed
shells by hand, women and girls being
employed for this part of the work.
A Warning Agulnst Cheap Furniture
It Is one of tho saddest sights lu our
modern life to see a young couple,
.when starting to furnish a home, go
out with good money and buy bad
furniture. It Is positively nothing
short of criminal for cheap department
and furniture stores to bo allowed to
sell tho furniture which Is being offer,
ed to-duy In our great cities. Vouug
peoplu are attracted to this rubbish bo
cause of cheap prices. Every stick of
the furniture offered at these stores
is cheaply put together, and by gluo
nnd thick coats of veneer Is inado only
to sell. It barely gets Into tho now
houso before It falls npart, and what
was thought to bo a cheap purchaso
turns out to be a very expensive Invest
ment. It Is strange that folks cannot
get It through their heads that a bed,
n tablo and two chnlrsfbonestly made,
aro cheaper at sixty dollars than ono
of those fearful concoctions known as
"bedroom suits" which aro sold nt
forty dollars d clghty-threo cents.-ICdw-ard
Wok. In tho Lndles1 Homo
Journal. ,
Contrary to Kthlos.
"Vo hnd to send him out o' town,"
said Uronco Hob.
nl.vnva talk I1C nbOllt Ills
record as a desperado," remarked the
visitor. . .,
"Yes 'J. lint s w ont b u"""
. .. ,.i.., nn him. Ho wnsn't sntls-
flcd to brng decently. In mnUlu' tip the
iit of neopio no (i uui uu
count innocent bystaudetV-Washlng.
ton Star.
Peoplo who havo soft Bnaps am usu
ally tho ones who don't enjoy them.
Doubled Up,
"Wo aro twico as miioli advanced
hh our ancestors."
"No doubt of it."
"In hall games ospeoially. Tim
gnino of 'fives' was it favorito sport
with tliuin, ami now tennis." Phila
delphia Times,
ll.hlt.
HnilllcH I .cannot understand n
word your friend nays. What is ho?
A Russian?
JIIIIIoh Why no, llo's a guard on
tho "Jj" road.
Temporary Hieape,
Kdltor (on now paper) Thorn's
ono great ploasuru lit publishing n
now paper.
Owner What's that?
Kdilor Wo esoapo all those long
letters from "Old Subscriber. "
Advertising Petitions for Pardons.
Tho governor of North Carolina
has notified tho peoplo of his statu
that all petitions for thu pardon of
convicts must first ho advertised for
hoiiio length of time in tho newspa
pers of tho locality whero tho oil'onder
lived or whero tho crime was commit
ted. Hid to Keep loth Lighted.
Ho looked down in her wonderful
eyes.
"Light of my life!" ho faltered.
"Nit!" sho aiuwored. "No t in n
out tho gas tonight. Pop's been
kickin'." Indianapolis Hun.
Temperate.
Iluzohard Kr did you ever sco a
sea serpent?
HiirkiiiH How daro you sir! I
always know when I 'vo had enough,
sir. Huston Tost.
tie Understood.
8hc I'm going over to South Hos
ton to call on -Mrs. Hopthorp.
He Hasn't she scon that dress yet?
Fhcif production
P
of a laxative of known value and distinctive
action is rapidly crowing in public favor, along
with the many other material improvements of
the age. The many
vlo'dic"vc41 iifoimrcl.
must understand quite clearly, that in order
to meet the above conditions a laxative should
be wholly free from every objectionable quality
or substance, with its component parts simple
and wholesome and it should act pleasantly
and gently without disturbing the natural
functions in any way. The laxative which
fulfils most perfectly the requirements, in the
highest degree, is
The sale of millions of bottles annually for
many years past, and the universal satisfaction
which it has given confirm the claim we make,
that it possesses the qua.itics which commend
it to public favor.
iWEATHERWISE,
OTHERWISE!
WHY DON'T YOU fifCAR
6LACK 09 11 UOW
AND KEEP DRY?
BEWARE Or IMITATIONS. LOOK rOR A60VE TRADE HAUL
CATAlClflUM PBPF
Showing Full Line of Garments and HatA
.l. lOiriK CO.. BOSTON. MASS. y
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
St Meffem's Hall
PORTLAND, OREGON.
A llimrtllnir ami llnv School ror fllrla.
Una n Normal KlmlerKiirlen Tralnlnir Penan-
nii'iit, which will havo a sciinrato residence for
kl..ilcTKinen clasps this Kail. 'I ho Hoarding
Department provides a cheerful and well ar
ranged homo for young ladle. For Catalogue
or other Information apply lo
MISS Kl.KANOK TKHIIKTl'8, Principal.
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
Portland, Oregon, Founded 1870.
A Home School for Boys. v
Military and Manual Training.
Wrlto for Illustrated Catalogue
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
...Columbia University...
Academic and Collegiate Halls.
COUItSKS-Claeslcal, Literary, Sclenttfio and
Commercial. For particulars apply to
REV. E. P. MURPHY, President,
University Park, Portland, Oregon.
N. r. N. u.
No. 80-1001.
w
IIKK writing ta advertisers please
tnoutl3i this paper.
mmm.
WORLD'S OLDEST
REIGNING SOVEREIGN,
Now that Queen Victoria Is dead, tho
Ktnperor of Austria, who was 71 years
old on August 18, Is the sovereign who
has had the longest reign In Kurope at
the present time, for bo has been on
tlio throne for nearly fifty-three years.
Ho has the reputation of being ono of
tho hardest-working sovereigns In the
world, and this has been characteristic
of him all through his long life.
The First
When their first son was horn Adam
is thought by hoiiio critics to havo
remarked, not without much acerbity :
"Ited hair! Wouldn't that jar
you."
"Well, I'm not presenting you
with any gold headed Cains, if I know
myself," retorted Evo, affecting in
diifereiice, albeit secretly mortified to
death. Puck.
Not Always Gold That Glitters.
Mother Why, Gcorgie, J'm
ashamed of you, rubbing oil' the kiss
that .Margery gave you.
Oeorgie I ain't rubbin' it off; I'm
rtibbin' it in.
HII'Ktmll PTIAKZ JOBKF.
yrup of FM
Pens.
In 1820 pens began to bo made by
Gillutt, who ninmifncttired them of
steel finely tempered. Tho pen was
hand made throughout and, though
very inferior to tho machiuo made ar
ticles of today, was still a great nd-1
vanco upon tho iron barreled pons
that had been previously made.
At Breakfast.
"Bridget, did you call tho boys?"
"Indado au' Oi called thim ivory
thing Oi cud think of, but they
wudn't git up." Brooklyn Life.
Ills Comment
Mrs. Scrappington (in thu midst of
her reading) Hero is an item which
says that in Patagonia a wifo can bo
purchased for ono dollar.
Mr. Scrappington Well, thero
may bo wives in Patagonia that aro
worth that muoh. Ilarpor's Bazar.
Worse Than a Widow.
Charitablo Old Lady Poor woman I
And you aro a widow?
Beggar Worse than a widow.
ma'am. Mo 'usuan's Itvln', an' 1
havo to support him. Tit Bits.
Just a Beginner.
Sho Has sho many frionds in
society?
Ho Oh, yes; sho hasn't boon in
long you know. Smart Sot.
As Usual.
Tcaohor Johnny, if cakes wero 20
cents a dozen and I gavo you 10 corns,
how many would you got?
Johnny None. I'd got candy.
Boston llorald.
The Savage Husband.
"It has been my observation," said
tho Savngo Baoholor, "that a man is
duo to fee) his oheapest a short timo
after his wifo bogins tho conversation
byloalling him 'dearest.' " Indian
apoia Press.
The Order rl the ThhtU.
Tho Order of tha Thistlo consists
of tho sovereign. Jlritisli tirinccs and
only l(i knights. It is tho smallest
of the thno great orders of knight
hood in point of numbers, but tho
oldest.
Prisoner! In British India.
No fewer than 587,881 prisoners wcro
in tho prisons of ilritish India in
18!)!)-J!)00, an increase of !)2,0(il over
tho number of 1801. Of this htigo total
only 21,ioT, wero females, which is a
smaller proportion than in wostom
countries.
The Hero,
"Who is tho hero of this piece?"
asked tho man who was coming out
of the theater.
And the manager thoughtfully re
plied: "The man who is putting up
the money." Washington Star.
Ready to Experiment.
"Did you know that you can tako
an ordinary bottle filled with old
Bourbon and by holding it firmly and
horizontally with the left hand and
striking it sharply on the concave
bottom with tho other hand, force the
cork out?"
"No. Where can I get such n bot
tle?" Cleveland Palin Dealer.-
Hard to Identify,
"TJint is Jimmy's hair," said the
Football Player, laying out his troph
ies after the game, "nnd this is Uil
ly's nose, and this is Tom's car, and
this eyebrow belongs to young ICunh
er, but for tho life of mo I can't iden
tify this finger." lialtimoro Ameri
can. Strong Men.
Miss Touristc You havo some
strong and rugged tpyes of manhood
out in this Western country?
Stage Driver Yans, miss, we hev
men out hero thct don't think it's
nothin t' hold up a railroad train.
Ohio State Journal.
is due to the originality and simplicity of the
combination and also to the method of manu
facture, which is known to the California Fig
Syrup Co. only, and which ensures that per
fect purity and uniformity of product essential
to the ideal home laxative. In order to get
always buy the genuine and note the full name
of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
printed on the front of every package. In the
process of manufacturing figs are used as they
are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal
virtues of Syrup of Figs are obtained from an
excellent combination of plants known to be
medicinally laxative and to act most beneficially.
FflA M WPP.
mi
Sarx Frarvcbco.C&l.
Louisvi! le.Ky.
for sale by Ml drujisls Price
ESTABLISHED 1870. INCORPORATED 1899.
G. P. RUMMEUN & SONS.
120 Second St., Near Washington, Portland, Oregon.
Tho loading and Rollahlo Furrlors of tho Northwest.
Fur Coals, Capes, Collarettes, Boas, Etc., Made In all the Fashionable Burs.
Fur Trimmings. Kobes and Kugs. Send for Catalogue.
Furs remodeled and repaired. Write us.
Genuine
Cartels
Little Liver Pills.
Must Boar Signature of
See Fac-Slmllo Wrapper Below.
Very snail arnd as ay
tO.taVe Oil micax.
CARTERS
FOR HEADACHE
FDR DIZZINESS)
ran BILIOUSNESS
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
IVER
PILLS.
FOR THE COMPLEXION
ouunoi uunawt
Trti I PuralyvVeff tails."
l Msg
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Patents Send no Money
But a model or drawing with a description,
and we will ad visa you. J. S. DuBle cnRR
ACQ., (Dept. A) Washington. V. C. r'KCC
HPOULU I L
What Is
A dull, throbbing pain, accompanied
by n sense of tenderness and heat low
down in tho side, with nn occasional
Bhootlng pain, indicates Inflammation.
On examination it will bo found that
tho region of pain shows Mime swell
Ins?. This Is the llrst stngo of ovaritis,
Inflammation of the ovary. If the roof
of your house leaks, my sister, you havo
It fixed at once ; why not pay tho snmo
respect to your own b(xly ?
You need not, you ought not to let
yourself go, when ono of your own so
Una. Avei. Asto.
holds out the helping hand to you, and
will advise you without money nnd
without price. Mrs. Plnkham's labora
tory is at Lynn, Mass. Write a letter
there telling all your symptoms and
get the benefit of the greatest experi
ence in treating female ills.
"I was suffering to such an cxteDl
from ovarian trouble that my physi
cian thought an operation would be
necessary.
"Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound having been recommended to
me, I decided to try it. After using1
several bottles I found that I was
cured. My entire system was toned
up. and I suffered no more with my
ovaries." Mes. Asna AsTOS.Troy. Mo.
l e-w York.N.Y
fifty cents per bottw.
HOOS1ER
DRILLS
Are best because they are thoroughly well made
of best material. Are stronger and heavier
than otners, hence more durable. The feed la
absolutely accurate, reliable and positive, and
will sow same quantity, up or down hill or on
side hill, lloosler Drills are cheapest because
UEST. We keep full stock ot repairs at princi
pal points In tho Northwest. Catalogue free.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO.
First nnd Taylor Sts.
Portland, Oregon.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
rootol Uorrison Straau
Can eive yon the best bargains la
Bnggiee. i'lowa. boilers and J-'.uijinea,
Whi'irailla and rumps and General
Machinery. See us before buying.
dBS They cost a little more. Titer lsm
Jm ara worm a ertat dial mora tHa
imj than tho ordinary kind. Hold IbbB
pjr ererjwliere. lacd annual (res. jppjft.
O. M. FERRY CO.
IBJf Detroit, Mloh.