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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 4, 1901)
Eruptions oczonia or Halt rliouin. dIiddIch tho stork hrmiL.ht tori other cutaneous eruption. nro- 1 Well I'm tho Htork" mild tho ri I'll 11(1111 1 1 1 1 I III JI H. Illlllltr ITlllfll' 1 gustlon and nHHlinlliitlon. To trout thcBo orii)tlotm with rylnir inouIcincH 1h ditnirorouB. Tho thing to do la to help tho ovum uiiiiiu,u nig minium, milt Hood's rJaraaparllln permanently cured .!. ) Jllnes, I ranka. III., of ecsewa. from which had suffered for noma tlmei and Ml.. vlna U'nlter. Hoi 21?. Alrr.rin U'l. on ncr race ami back anil chafed .bin on r finny iiy wiiipii .fin unit imnn iftmiiii ooa s Aarsaparilla iwiuiovo t,u iii u mill KUCIJn UIU rninlHU. Don't nut nir trout motif . The Dill Would Grow. "I'vu biought you a little brother," "aid tlio doctor. "No" mild tlio ImnOKvililo child r." ilof.. tor. "Hut whoro Ih your bill?" said tlio linpoHslbhi child. "Ills claimed by those who.should know tlmt mi impossible child in never wittier tliim upon tlio occnnlon of somebody being born Into tlio family. Her Predicament, Mamie I think Sir. Crtiatloigh lit just too moan for anything. rniinyo iiui no married your niiiiiim'it. Mnuilu I know ho did. I jl'ted lilm for Ilnrold, thou ho married niiunnui, mid now ho won't lot mo nmrry Harold. Imltlmoio American. LADS AMAZE LONDON. Mlijlvlngi, "Tlmt wiiti a very lucid documont you prepared," said tlio frlond. "Yea," answered tlio HtatcHinwn dubi ously. "I mndo It bo lucid that I nm afraid tlio public will full to regard It ns nblo and profound." Washington Btar. Knit of llio Dorr War, The llurr wnr which litis been raping for tlio prist two venr will r-oon In-ended, iiccnrdliiir (ii tlic latent itilvln-. New of iiHicd will he Imllt-il with Jov bv nil. War I" a terrible tiling mill hita ulnlii nmiiy pen. pie, but wo believe flomiicli trouble have nun even inure. Wlieu the ntonmcli In you. A Womin'i Reason. "How did you huppuii to Iniiuro in lint tmrtloiilar coinnanv?" "I consulted tlio wishes of my hi.'. fW ninini II... tl- ....... ....( 11... vi vuiiiDU) kiii, i. a yvtv lllIIIBWUrUly. life iiiritiranco companies?" 0,"1 ,,,r"r,,er -v'"' ",,n'er ?" ".V'P'J" i cs. Bho Investigated and found ,,ri.,.n...n..' .... ,. ....i,i ...... Ilflf tlittf tll.O.lt. M tUU.lAU ll. . I If.......,..!.,- L.... .'l. 111.. " tl ...111 " lo.l ...I... II Til llt, iii"tiiiw VII V I i I J iiu ill tun EBnuiQE I nvnffirk MunitiA.liiilMiHn -- Well Up la Art. "I hear ho in well up in art." "Yen. His Mtiullo Ih on tho top oor anil his naintiniiH aro a wnvs DKAI'.NKHH UATlNOT II U CUItKD Dr local ipnllf nllnn, ther rannot reach tlio l..,il In iriltill (il , ,m fmr Ti.n iiiitlanna mufti rrmriiir.. iir.iiu... I, i.ir .n in. irci iicarinir. ana wnen 11 n fnureir ciukmi I. tii.rtti.l pfiti.llllnii li..l..tf mill liailK.l.i.vl caenIIiraltirM(eutril lijr cntarru) that can not im curen uy nan a uatarrn i;uro. Tlreiom. "I'm ho tired" hIio niched to tlio wouiaii noxt door. "What liavo you Ih-cii doing?" "I've been tlio last four bou rant j tho pliotoL'nipbor'rs bavins an inntaii tancoiiH piomroot tlio baby taKon." Start' tho Oouuh anil Work Oft tho Cold. uixatlro Iirimio-Qtilnlnc Tablet! euro a cold In ono da. No cure, Mo I'ay. l'rlre '2t ccnta. A Slronj Man. "Wliut a vory hoavy voico lio has I" "Von; but bo is able to lift it in his own dofonso," Philadulphin Kveuiii); Hulotin. . tho debllltalltiff drains and discbarges which weaken so many women aro caused by Ca tarrh of tho distinctly feminine organs. Tho sufferer may call her trouble Lcucborrhoca, or Wcakncss.or Female Disease or some other name, but the real trouble is catarrh of the female organs and nothing else. Pc-ru-na radically and perma nently cures this and all othet forms of Catarrh, ltisaposltlvo specific for female troubles caused by catarrh of tho delicate lining of tho organs peculiar to women. H always cures if used persistently. It Is prompt and certain. SHOW UNUSUAL APTITUDE FOR SPENDING MONEY. In the Future. First Dillionuiro's Son What did you got for yor birthday? Second .Millionaire's Son I got n railroad. "That's nothing. I got a whole system." Life. TaVo Nature' n meilr, Onrflclit Teal Inex t eniire anil effective. lftilnl or so ilce (or Vic. IllicmniKiKMl f intMlli lnal ItKltllH, not mineral kiIoiu. It cure conatlpatlon n I Ick hrailni'he, kldnejr anil llvtr dlicttva. Uood lor all. elrculara. free, Fold br Drut ilita. 1Us Uall'a Famlir I'llls ara the beat. Bend lor No Tlmr to Lose. President of Mino "Advertise that wo havca few shares of now stock to soil at $L a sliaro. ciiRKKY A CO.. Toledo, o. Clerk "When tdmll I nut tho nils in?" "At once. Wo'vo got to got enough money together to pay tho noxt divi dend." Uctrolt rreo Press. JfOC KNOW WU.T YOU AUK TAKING When Ton take Oro"e's Taiteleia Chill Tonic, became, tho lormulo la plainly iirlntedon Tery bottle sbowlnr that It Is almnly Iron and Qnf nlnoloatutolsasfona. No Cure, tay. loo. Sad Affair. "I hear they civo Hank n cross ex- nniinatiou in that trial up town." Ill, 1 T lee, aiiu i catri see wi v inev needed to be croxs about it. Hank's the best naturcd cuss I over teo." Chicago News. Tho Ilaat l'reacrlption ror Malaria Diplomacy, tnuiaanai-eToriaft tioiuooiuroTO'aTaatoleta tri Tin,. I'u (! ll. t CblUTonlo. ItUalmply Iron andqnlnlnein . tim Uo " " O clock. Let 8 go awateleiilonn. No Cure, No I'ay. i'rlcetoc. Homo. Second Hoy Nit 1 If wo go homo . ' now wo'll got licked for stnyin' so now do pcopio enjoy trouoy riucs iato. If wo stay till 8 wo'll git in sucn crowucu carer nugged and kissed for not bcin Oh, everybody is buoyed up by tlio drowned. Puck, expectation that everybody oleo will i get off at the noxt corner." Chicago itecord-Horald. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Do Nlea to KHt, Sa Mild, Ho KITeetlTe. To take medicine la a pleamre, when the All drug' medicine la t'airarela Candy Catnarllc, the only modern laiattve lit to bo uicd. gllU, 1W, tiCi wc. It Wai Possible. Clara You haven't seen my en gagement ring yet, liavo you? Mndo I don't know. Who is tlio man? Town and Country. nnooKI.y.V, N. Y., Pep!. SO.-Informnllon baa been rrcelrcd recardlnir tho wonderlul ruratlvo owera o( the ilarllcld Headache Ton dera: K'oplo everywhere aro mini them and wrlllni; tho manulacturerant tho good reault obtained. Three Day. Tourist In Iroland (to rural postman) Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Booth inr Byruji tlie best remedy to use lor tbvi cnuuren uunng tue teetiung period. Her Reason. "Did you ever try any of theso neaitn loodsT" tho sympathetic menu asKCd oi tlio dyspeptia lady. "i cs," alio roplicd, ' and I'm not going to cat any more of thorn." "Why not?" "Hccauso they spoil my appetite." Clovcland Plaindcalcr. IMso's Ouro fnrConsiimptlmi Is nn Infn! liblo nicdlclim for ronclis and colds. N W. Samuel. Ocean Urovo, N. J., Feb. 17, 11AAI. Going Down. llill I seo Illinois is organizing n iuuiidi iii iiuiuiiu ilu iiiiiii iiuoiiiiuiij aril Aui rin i . l tlnuf mnnv mnlla linvn vnn horn In T0U,UWU,UUU HIOW tHlSt tho day? I Jl" 1 thought this trust business "Throe breakfast, dinner and tay." would bo run into tlio ground nftor i London Fun. while Yonkors (statesman. 0 J-tV3feJ THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE OF ALL HUMAN DISEASES. The poison ejected from the fangs of the rattle snake is not more surely fatal than the virus of Contagious Blood Tolson, which jpollutes and vitiates r , the blood, destroys the tissues and? bones and cats like rntf- a canker sore into tlie tiesn. This horrible disease appears first in the form of a little sore or blister ; soon the glands begin' to swell, pimples break out on the body, the mouth and throat become sore, making it painful to cat or swallow ; dreadful ulcers appear on the tongue, copper colored splotches and other characteristic signs of Stood Poison come as the disease progresses, and the destructive virus takes deeper hold upon the system. The medical men are as sorely perplexed Over the character of this blood poison as ever ; they tell you to take mercury and potash alternately for three years, but the stomach of no human being can stand this treatment long ; besides, they do not euro ine disease permanently, as uiousanus too nave mca it Know. WELLINGTON, KAS., Sept., 1000. I oontraoted Blood Folsoa two years afro this fall, nd vras persuaded to try a modlolno widely adver tised by a remedy company in Ohloag-o. I was re quired to pay a largo amount In advanoo. and oan truthfully say that I was worso when the treatment vrai left off than when X betran. Beddlsh pimples would break out and All with yollowiih matter ; copper-colored splotches of all alios would appear on my body my throat was so soro X could soaroely swallow, nd my mouth and tong-no wero seldom frea from nloers tonsils were swollen, and my hair was oom lnir out rapidly. This was my condition when X beiran your B. B. B. I have used twenty-two bottles, and m feelinr splendid. Every soro on my body has S. S. S. is the onlv guaranteed purely vege table blood purifier, and the only antidote for this particular virus: it purifies the blood and builds up the constitu tion. The appetite im- H roves almost from the rst dose, the sores soon show slras of heallncr. and the unsightly, dirty splotches and eruptions grow paler and paler, anu nnauy disappear. healed, and my appotlto good, S. S. S. s not a new medicine ; for nearly 50 years it has been known and used for this dreadful disease. It has brought new life and hope to thousands all over this land ; it will cure you as it has others. Send for our free book on home treatment and write our physicians about your cose. We will help you if you villi let us we make no charge for advice, and all correspondence ii conducted iu itricteit confidence. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Door Signature- of Ace Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Below. CARTER'S PMpIl ILE . H IVFR i Ty small and aa aaey to talis as aujjmr. FOR HEADACHE FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION I a 1 uanumi vuna4viuaiuTviif. ticiin I Purely r&t&l.&hZ&Zi CURE SICK HEADACHE. lloya of Tenter Yeiira Hob Their Km ployera arid Knjoy I(enl Mllliotinlrea' llollilaja an Imhu as Their llt'Oot ten I'unda Hold Oat. If the Chicago ofllcc boy has the rep utation of knowing n few things that are not In print, bis Ilrltlsh cousiim aro not us slow as the story books oil this side of the water would have It appear. London has Just experienced n little run of oillco hoy kleptomania and "mllllonalrliig" which promises to hold Its breath for n while. The first of tho series started In n broker's olllce In Uond street, when n 13-year-old boy disappeared with a cash box containing 70, spending It all In Just six dayn. He left London with a first-class ticket for Purls. At Dover, however, he found tho channel to be choppy, and concluded not to cross. He engaged two expensive rooms, paying u week In nd vnnce and telling the landlady thnt he had to await the arrival of his father, who was Immensely wealthy. He went to two theaters that first evening, tak ing refreshments between each act, and had tho best scuts. Hut by morning Dover had palled on him. Tlpp;ig the housemaid with a sovereign, he told the landlady It didn't matter about tho rent In advance he would have to go to itrlghton. This ho did, first class, engaging other expen sive lodgings In which to await his rich parent. He made three small friends at this seaside resort, and he spent money for nil of them for everything for Just four Joyous days. Then, on tho remaining 1 and odd shillings he went home to confession 11 nd punishment. Another boy, whose principal occupa tion has been weighing mall and lick ing on the ugly postage stamps of the klugddm, sickened of the taste of mucilage. He went to the olllce early one morning, broke open n box holding signed checks In blank, filled one In for .'iOOnlideaHhed It at the bank, where he was well known. Then he romped away to do the millionaire act. He did this at the rate of 15 a day, keeping on the move In llrst-class carriages most of the three weeks that he was at large. He left a trnll of money behind htm, and when the police finally rounded him up he was almost pennllpss, having a sil ver cigarette case, n gold watch, a dia mond scnrfpln, three rings and a re volver to show for his 300. A solicitor's boy, 13 years old, found a purchaser for some confidential pa pers of value which were In his em ployer's snfe. Ostensibly the boy was nctlng for his father In the (sale nnd the "Innocent purchnser" wrote a check for 20 In payment. This check the boy neatly raised to 70 and enshed while hp smiled sweetly on the teller. He was Just one week running through his money. He visited Shef field, Blackpool, Liverpool nnd Preston, eating nt the best restaurants, seeing six of the best plays from six of the best scats In the houses, having himself photographed six. times, nnd yet sleep ing out of doors for the whole week. At Blackpool he got some of his mon ey's worth by driving the horse bitched to a hired trap straight through tlie front window of a small shop. He paid tho damages like a prince, however, nnd got out of town by the next train. And of all of them It Is the opinion of the Drltlsb public that these tempor ary millionaires had the real ones beaten to pulp on the spending of mon FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. THE STAfl OF STARS STEEL STAR WIND MILL. Hat bait hearing In turn-table. Ttirnt freely to the wind. Hall bcarlnga lliruit In ttl.eet, Inrnrlne lighten running qualities, and reserving' greateit amount nt jowur fur pumping. Oalranlzed after making. 1'n t together 1 with galvanized bolta, diinMe-nntted; no part can mat or get looae and rattle. Weight regulator; perfect regulation. No' aprlng to change tenslot with every change 01 u.-niperniirt', ana grow neater witn age. Itepalra alwaya on hand. Thme thlnga are worth money to you. Then why not buy a STAlt? MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER GO. PORTLAND, OnEOON. nt pooibla to linllil. nu mat. rial, ltrst pro portion. I.1 finish IJthinl running. Heveniv y.ara' eaperl.nce. I (ill Kl.i . I. v ! A HTAVKK ., HI and Taylor Hia., Portland. Or JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, root ol llorrlaoa Street. Can give yon tho best bargains in Hnifuien. 1'Iowk. Hollers and Knuliiea, W-ln. mllli and I'nmni and General Machinery. See us before buying. 1 Excusable. First Sheep But the young folks are so giddy and thoughtless! They don't consider tlie future! Second Sheep Oh, well, my dear, you can't expect a young lamb to spend all bis time thinking of roast mutton I Puck. TO CUKK A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative llromo Quinine Tablets. All IreggiaU refund the money If It falls to cure. C W, Grove's aignatnre la on each box. 25c Uterary Nole From the Century Co. The coming season of the Century 'Magazine will be "A Year of Ameri can Humor." Contributions have already been engaged from the best known American writers of humorous stories and sketches. There will bo during the year a number of- contri butions from new humorous writers, nnd articles reminiscent of those of the past. A Breakfast Tab'e Decislor, "I understand that Jenkins took tho 33d degree." "Yes. His wife says it must not occur again." Puck. 1 BEST Hi THE BOWELS If yon haven't a regular, faealtby movement ef the bowela everv dav. von'ro alca. or will be. Keep rout I bowela open, and be well. Force, lo tbethapeof I violent pbysle or plU polaoo, la danaeroaa. Tha 1 i.mootlie.t. eatlett. moat perfect way of keeplog tlx Bowua clear ana cieania ww. M C3 CATHARTIC wfew, THADI UAXK RIOISTIStO f Pleaaant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. - iOo Write ror free aample. and booklet on health. Addresa auril.f atari CMftf , B.atr.at, giw lark. 833a KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN St. Jacobs Oil beats all records and always will. Cnres Rheumatism Sprains Weakness of the limbs and all Aches and Pains. Acts like magic Conquers Pain ML No Defered Payments. "Is your daughter lcarnine to nluv ey. Chicago Tribune. uy 110107" "Certninly not." answered Mrs. Comrox, a littlo indiuiiiintlv. "Wo pay cash for every lesson. Tho ideal" Washington Star, FITS Parjnanmtly Curd. Ko flta ct nervonnw Silo aft.r tint !'. ilvonMlr. KllBnr.. M.r. Restorer, Snd for Fll K Ii 8 J.00 1 rUl not II. and treat- uo. 4'B.H.ji.ni.iNE, utu..vji a rcn si., rnuadiii ua, r The Difference. Wi8cinnn You can toll tho ace of n liorso by his tectli but you. can't tell a ncn's ago. Joker I can toll it with mv own iccui tor n certainty. She Was It. 'Mr. Gallont, you nro sometliinc of n student of human nature," be gan miss iioweiius, covly. "Ah, but now," bo intemmtcd. iia8iung ins ooiu black oyo3 upon her, "I nm a divinity studont." Phila delphia X'rcss. Turtle 'Worship. At a place called Kotron, on the French Ivory coast, the natives believe that to eat or destroy n turtle would mean death to the guilty one or sick ness among the family. The fetich men, of which there nro plenty, declare that two years ago n man went to sea fishing. In the night his canoe was thrown upon tho bench empty. Three dnys afterward a turtle camo nshore at the same place with the man on his back, nllve and well. Since that time they have never eaten or destroyed one of that species, although they enjoy other species. If one happens now to bo washed nshoro there Is a great commotion In the town. Firstly, the women sit down and start singing nnd beating sticks; next a smnll piece of white cloth (color must be white) Is placed on tho turtle's hack. Food Is then prepared and plac ed on the cloth, gcucrnlly plantains, rlco and palm oil. Then, nmld a lot of From Personal Experience. May Does man belong to tho an nual kiguoinr Kny To bo sure. Jack says I nm a perfect dear, and I know he is a regular bear. Philadelphia Eveninir Bulletin. Summer Resolutions lure relief fiom liquor, opium and tobaoca habits. Bend for particular to Moved to 4SO Wllllaina Ave., Portland, Oregon. Keeley hstilute, S3.0Q TO S5.00 PER DAY Easily made for the next 90 days, idling an attractive line of Holiday Goods. For full par tlculara (end name and addreaa to AI.BKKT IJESI'RES, Star Hldg., Chlcajo, Ills. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. San Frannisnn hmm Mm ! lOAA lfan.t. SO 47. tf.. .. PnP FULL COURSE; 560.03. ' Write for Catalogue. In Demand. "Did you over notice this paradox?" remarked the crusty summer boarder on the porch of the summer seashoro hotel. "What paradox?" inquired the other. "That tho easy chairs are always hardest to get." Philadelphia Press. Patents Procured. Prompt, Efficient and Satisfactory Service. Attorney' lee not payable till patent granted. Try us. Taber & Whitman Co., 88-40 Warder Bldg.. Washington, I. C. if. 401801. WHEN wrltlne te, advertisers please mouUsn thla paper. The Habit. Tess Oh.she's tlio cirl who used tn more slnslnB. dancing nud antics of the go iironu in tho riding habit nil tlio timo. Jess Yes: but sho's cot tho nutn. mouiio n n nit, now. Tess That so? What is it? Joss Running over nconlo ovorv onunco sno gois. riiiiadoiphia Press. fetich people, It Is carried back Into the sea nnd goes on Its wny rejoicing. London Express. A Curious Ilnroinetcr, A curious barometer Is said to bo I used by the remnant of tho Araucarlan race, which Inhabits tho southernmost proylnco oft Chill. It consists of tho Reason Enough. Tlio toaohor at tlio kindcrgnrton has si--o!t Bllc11 ot crab- TllJ dead shell great, ueai ot troub o with Mnho . who is l yours old. Tho othor day sho had occasion to ask: "Mabol, wny uiu you striko Freddy?" Ii I m . . ii. i . . i , . . . xiiubu ho b iiinor dan mo," ro- plied Mabol. Pittsburg Ohroniolo- Telograph. Is white In fair, dry weather; but, Indi cating tho approach of n moist ntmos phcro by tho nppearauco of small red spots, ns tho moisture In tho air In creases It becomes entirely red, and remains so throughout tho rainy sea son. Not Friends. Kind Lady Poor Follow, h avu von got no friends?' llap llazzard No. mum: I lmin't got nobody but rolativcs. Tit-Bits. SB Jf-i-iiT.iii i j am reaanv-ss El In time. Sold by druaalata. IM Joo Chamberlain. Joseph Chamberlain, at 05, In broad daylight, could very well pass for ten years younger, and at times he looks positively youthful. The last two or tlireo years liavo touched his raven locks with gray, but his figure Is as slim and nlert as over. Vegetable Preparationror As similating theFoodandRegula ting (he Stomachs ondBowels of Promotes Digeslion.Cheerftir- ncss ana Hest.coniains neimer Opium,forplune norfjneral. KoxNAncoTic. jsMfieofouo-smmmcwot Itmpku Sent RktUSJtt- BiCoimahSislm Ancrfecl Remedy forConsilrwi. lion, Sour Stomach.Dlarrhoca Worms .Convulsions.Fcvcrish' ness nnd Loss OF Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. It Is the long hours and short pay that maker tho average country-bred youth down on the farm. exact copy or wrapper. IBswiUttwihinwwiiMrsrrn-y jfj I) I For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the I Signature AW nr J" Use For Over Thirty Years TMI CIKTAUB eonpaNV. "IW VO CITV.