IT'S SUN3HINE AND MUSIC
A laugh Is Juit llko sunshine,
It freshens nil the day,
It tips tlio pcnk of life with light
And drives tlio cloudn nwnyi
The soul Brows glntl thnt honrs It,
Ami feels Its courage strong
A laugh Is Just llko suushtna
for cheering folks nlong.
A laugh Is just llko music,
It lingers In tho heart,
And where Its melody Is hcnrd
The Ills of II fo depart;
And happy thoughts como crowding
Its joyful notes to greet
A laugh Is just llko music
For making llrlng sweetl
St. Louis Uepuhllc.
MONEY AND MATRIAIONY
LLYN rode across the prairie
Joyously mid looked louglngly to
ward .tlio Knst, where the sun
was scurcn an hour high. The fresh,
braelug ulr ecuieU to permeate every
fibre of his being, und he drew lu great
breaths of It, feeling a wild sort of
ploast-re lu the mere fact of being alive.
For once In three years he was hap
py, and he bad been lu that beatltlc
state for two whole days. The rest of
the cowboys of the outtlt did not know
what to make of It. Cayuse Ike said
he bad been "locoed," for Allyu bad
been nicknamed by the camp Sorrow
ful Jim. nnd to see him boyishly ex
uberant and In a gay humor was an un-hcard-of
thing until the last clay or so.
Ally a bad once made the mistake of
considering life n very serious matter
Indeed, and tbeu, after trying for a
year to practice law and uot getting
anyone to practice upon, he had given
'It up In disgust and migrated to the
home of opportunity lu hope of getting
rich.
During his Idle hours Allyn had fallen
in love, and he took that very seriously
also. It went bard with him. for he
had nothing on earth except a few
bonds an old aunt bad left him. nnd the
revenue from them did not amount to
$300 a year. At the rate bis practice
was not Increasing Methuselah would
have been n youngster compared with
Allyn if ho waited for the revenue from
bis profession to enable him to marry.
"Jim. she said, "you are acting very
foolishly. What does It matter if you
haven't any money? I don't want
money. I've got enough, or will have
when I am 2-1. when I get control of It.
That would keep us very nicely, and
rOU ONCE I THIIKK TEAHS HE WAS
HAPPY.
would bold us up until you could es
tablish a paying practice. Now, don't
be silly."
"Nelly," be said solemnly, "I cannot
afford to marry now. People would
Bay that I married you for your money,
and I don't Intend to put myself In a
position where such n motive could be
Imputed to me. It would be unjust to
me and you."
"Well, Jim," nnd thero were tears in
her voice, "I dou't think you are acting
fairly toward uic. Here I am nn or
phan, with nobody on earth to love ex
cept you so' that life without you will
be worse than no life at all, ami now
you say you cannot marry me uutll you
make what It took my father a life
time to accumulate. Why, by that
time, I'll have wrinkles and maybe
false teeth and glasses, nnd be a hor
rid, snuffy, fussy old woman."
"No. Nell. I dou't want to make ?200,
000. If I bad $100,000 It would be all
right. And It will not take long. Out
West I will make It iiulckly. Just you
stand fast and wait for me."
"Oh, I'll wait, but I think you are
hateful nnd pigheaded Just the same.
Would you marry me If I hadn't any
money at all?"
"Yes, gladly and we would be happy,
too. You would manage somehow.
Hut now my self-respect will not allow
me."
So It was that he went to make his
fortune and at tho same time peace
with bis unduly-active conscience. To
his utter disgust, he found, after a
year's prospecting, that' gold mines
-were uot tit all plentiful, and that every
foot of the mountains bad been pros
pected over time and again. A year
in Mexico assured him that the business
of Uniting sliver mines lying around
loose bad also played out long ngo, and
thnt It took lots of capital to start
ranching, on n paying basis. Funds
were getting low. so ho secured a place
as cue of the herdsmen of the XXX
outfit, ntid on account of his grave de
meanor was promptly named by the
other cowpuuehers Sorrowful Jim.
And the name stuck to him.
During all ills wanderings be had
written to Nell as regularly as possi
ble, nnd had beguu to regret In a
measure his puritanical conscience.
At HO a month and grub he did not
sec that a fortune was lu Immediate
prospect. Absence had Indeed made
'his heart grow fonder, nnd ho longed
for a sight of Nell's laughing eyes nnd
dimpled face.
Yet he would not acknowledge, him
eelf beaten or thnt he would glvo In.
Much against his Inclination he re
LOGAN EQUESTRIAN
ill X'''t
LOGAN EQUESTIUAN STATUE IN WASHINGTON.
The bronze statue of John A. Logan, which was recently unveiled in Washing
ton with Impressive ceremonies, is a handsome addition to the monuments of the
capital city and one of the most unique. It is the conception of Franklin Simmons,
a distinguished sculptor, and is one of the finest memorials of the cqtiestriau
style that have ever been unveiled in this country. It Is the only monument
wholly of bronze to be found In America. Hoth pedestal and statue were made lu
Italy and, while on exhibition in Home, was viewed with curiosity by thousands.
Its beauty so impressed King Humbert that he knighted Mr. Simmons for his
work.
The pedestal is about twenty-five feet in height. On one side Is a group rep
resenting Gen. Logan in consultation with the ollicers of his command. These
are portraits of the leading generals of the Army of the Tennessee, namely:
Dodge, Hazen, Slocum, Leggett, Mower and Illair, and of Capt. Strong. On
the opposite side of the pedestal Gen. Logan is represented as taking the oath of
ottlce as Senator of the United States before Vice-President Arthur. Grouped
around are Senators Cullom, Evarts, Conkling, Morton, Miller, Voorhees and
Thurman, of whom there are now tiring only Gen. Dodge and Senator Cullom.
On the front of this beautiful pedestal is an Ideal figure, about life-size, repre
senting the "Defense of the Union," and on the other end a figure of the same
size representing "Preservation of the Union." These allegorical figures are beau
tifully and appropriately draped and are stately and imposing. Surmounting
tho pedestal is the equestrian figure, which measures 14 feet in height. Gen.
Logan is represented as riding along the line of battle, his sword unsheathed, and
the horse moving forward at a gentle trot, slightly held in check. The general's
appearance exhibits great force and energy, and the whole impression given by
the statue is one of dignity, beauty and power.
mained consumed with a desire to see
her, yet Impelled to remain In stiff
necked pride, acting as avant courier
and escort for a lot of wild-eyed, long
nornca steers, all the while cursing
himself for a fool. So he nnd the rest
of the outfit did not have much In com
mon together. "and he grew more and
more unsociable and lonely.
Small wonder was It, then, that when
he received a letter from her be felt
that his voluntary exile was broken.
Ills penance was done, and he was
free to return to civilization and Nelly.
"You come on, Jim. dear." the letter
said "that Is, of course. If you care to
take an almost dowerless bride. I
have now only enough left to bring me
lu $300 a year exactly what you bad.
I do not own another thing on earth.
I bad concluded that the money with
out you was not worth having, and as
long as you are so stubborn about it I
saw that I must give In, so I have done
so gladly. I have got to be 24, as you
know, nnd have absolute control over
my property. So, In order to get you,
1 have given away my fortune.
"You have cost me nearly $100,000,
so I'm of the opinion that you had bet
ter come on and deliver yourself up as
a victim. I don't propose to tell you
another thing about It, as you have uo
right to know now. After after oh,
well, some time I will tell you what I
did with the rest of the money, but Just
now It Is no afTalr of yours. You will
simply have to take my word for It
Come on, Jim. I am anxious to see
you."
So It was that Jim was so happy. He
had only two days more to wait: then
he would get his month's wages. He
had $400 saved up, and be reflected
that be and Nelly would manage to get
along on that for a while. His pride
was riding rampant, also, and his con
science was very self-satisfied. Indeed,
for had he not held out against the al
luremeuts of beauty, wealth, position,
ease every tiling? it was victory well
worth rejoicing for.
The ceremony was over, the few Inti
mate friends bad taken their departure,
and Jim nnd Nell looked at each other
In a bewildered sort of way.
"I think we ought to take a trip, Jim.
I'm so deadly tired of this place. I
don't know what to do. Let's go to
Europe. I'vo always wanted to go
there."
"Nell, are you crazy? I can't afford
a trip to Europe, and you know It. And
you haven't any money, cither, so how
aro we to go?"
"I thluU It very unkind of a person
of your wealth to bo taunting mo with
my poverty. For a man as rich as
you, I think you aro undoubtedly
'close.'" Her eyes twinkled merrily.
"I want to go to Europe, and now I'vo
got you to go with me you ought to bo
glad of the opportunity."
STATUE
UNIQUE AMONG MONUMENTS,
"Nell, dear. If i could afford It you
know I would be delighted to take
you."
"Well, you can afford It."
"I tell you I cannot."
"I know better you can. Why, Just
look nt these," and she handed blm a
bundle of books nnd papers. He
picked up thp first one and read the
Inside pago: "First Nntlonal Hank, in
account with James M. Allyn. De
posited May 1, $35,000; May 0. $12,000;
May 12. $12,000."
"What does this mean, Nell?" he
asked wonderlnkly as be looked nt an
other book and read; "Itecelved May
0. bonds, mortgages, stocks and securi
ties duly transferred and assigned to
James M. Allyn, nnd aggregating $130,
000, nnd more particularly described
as follows: The Trust and Safe De
posit Company.' " Nell was hugely
enjoying the situation. She seated
herself on the arm of tho chair and
said:
"You deat old stupid, mulish, stub
born thing. I told you the truth, for I
gave everything I owned to you before
I wrote that letter. I told the truth,
for 1 reserved Just enough to bring me
$300 n year."
"Well, I'll be" She kissed him and
stopped the word.
"Are you going to Europe?" she
asked.
"Yes. I think I would enjoy the
trip myself, but don't you thluk you
paid too' much for me?"
"Oh. I don't know. Not so long as
you arc nice as you are now. Conir
on. Let's get ready and catch the
steamer leaving to-morrow evening."
Yonkers Statesman.
Oixxl Story on Senator Jones.
They are telling this story In Wash
lngton about Senator Jones of Arkan
sas, chairman of the Democratic Na
tional Committee, who Is n member of
the Humane Society, and wears a
badge that entitles blm to Investigate
tbe condition of any animal that ap
pears to be 111 treated. One day as ho
came down from the Capitol, be In
spected a team that was standing by
the curb.
"Here, you!" shouuted tho driver,
"what aro you dolug thero feeling
about that horse's neck?"
"I'm nn officer of the Humane Socie
ty," replied Senator Jones, mildly, "and
I want to see If this collar tits this
horse." ,
"Well," snarled the driver, "If thnt
collar don't fit that horse any better
than your collar fits you, you just in
along and get a cop and have me ar
rested." Tho man who talks about the weath
er In a very low, confidential volco
never had a secret In tils life Important
enough to keep from his wife.
THE Old) KEAllSAltGE.
NEW
BATTLESHIPS WITH
OLD NAMES.
THE
Modern Vessels Cnuaa Hcmenilirmicf
of tttern I'roiieiiltora Urenteet Nuvul
lluet liver l'oulit HritUli Vessel Ho
fen I til by I'rinleiice of Americana.
It Is n strange thing that today, not
fifty years iiftcr tho bitter civil strug
gle, this country should bo using names
of tho Alabama and tlio Kearsargo
even tho memory of their brilliant conflict-to
cement tho South and tho
North into firmer union. What would
Cupt. Ha fa el Scuimcs, the stanch Con
federate who commanded tho Alabama
to her grave, say of this peace bond?.
What would Capt. Wlnslow of tho
Kcnrsargp say of It?
There Is another Kearsargo In tho
I'n It imI States navy and there Is to bo
another Alabama to light for the South,
but this time under tlio stars nnd
stripes. And each of theso ships will
bear n silver tablet In memory of Its
forerunner and to comiiipumriito tho
reunion of tho States.
The old Alabama and Kearsargo were
wooden inen-of-wnr, each with eight
guns to man. The Kearsargo wiih
somewhat the speedier, but tier great
advantage lay In the forethought of
Oitpt. Wlnslow, who bung chains over
the sides of bis vessel to protect tier
boilers and machinery. Hoth were
fair-sized vessels for their day, yet wo
read wttli amazement (tint the crew
of the Alabama consisted of eighty
men. Tbe Alabama of to-day carries
VJO men. Instead of the eight small
guns of tho Confederate Alabama the
new battleship carries altogether
forty-four guns besides four water tor
pedo tubes.
The old Alabama was built In En
gland In 18ii2, and nlthough she was
not one of the largest wnrslilps of tho
time she was considered of fair lighting
capacity. She was built to meet men-of-war,
yet she did meet nnd was fairly
matched hy the Kearsargo. an old.
but still serviceable, member of tho
dwarf United States navy. In a two
years' cruise on the Atlantic the Ala
bama had preyed on tbe merchant ma
rine of the North nnd when she steamed
out to meet the Konrsarge off the coast
of France she bad a list of sixty-four
destroyed merchantmen to her credit.
2
LAST SHOT AT THE ALABAMA.
Fight between the United States cruiser Kcarsareo and Confederate cruiser
Alabama off Cherbourg, France, June, 19, 1SOI.
The battle between theso two woodeu
vessels was one of memorable Interest.
Nearly all Franco was present, with a
goodly representation from Euglund,
stationed off shore to cheer the Ala
bama to victory. Tbe whole affair wus
arranged much as though It had been
a regatta Instead of a stern sea battle.
When the Kearsargo steamed Into thu
Cherbourg harbor on tho 18th of June,
1804, nnd found the Alabama there
very one knew there would be a light.
The news of It spread throughout
France and from every corner of the
pleasure-loving republic crowds started
for Cherbourg. Parties went down
from as far north as Germany, and
yachts carrying prlvnte" parties cross
ed the channel from England when It
was known that tbe Alabama would
not try to run away as she bad done
before.
Every man on tho Alabama was
"Itching" for a fight nfter the months
of uninterrupted domineering. They
were looking for nn enemy that would
not give up at the first shot. Captain
Semmes, who bad conducted their ex
peditions, was a Southern gentleman
and not an Inch a coward; besides thnt
be knew the ship which loy waiting for
him was a fair match for the Alabama
and be loved nothing better than a fair
fight. It was therefore much to his
satisfaction to give the orders to clear
for aeWon, nor was a moment wasted
by the men. Sunday was tho Ala
bama's lucky day. It was the day of
her christening, and Captain Semmes
chose It to be the day of her death.
Early Sunday morning, tho llMh of
June, 1804, the Alabama swung away
from her pier. She was In the best of
fighting trim and the good cheer of her
crew echoed ln the forecastle refrain;
We're homeward bound, we're home
ward bound;
And soon we shall stand on English
ground;
But, ere onr native land wo see,
Wo first must fight the Kearsargee.
A fleet of small craft accompanied
her to tho threo-mllo line, their crowd
ed decks shouting words of encour
agement to tho wnltlng gunners. A
mile farther out In tho purple har.o tho
Kearsargo waited. Captain Semmes
called his men forward and "addressed
thorn briefly, with perfect assurunco In
bis words. Thon ordering them to
their places he charged tho Kearsargo,
Inarm In his wake tho lino of spceta
tors. So began tho most spectacular
naval battlo tho world hits over known.
Thousands of people witnessed tho
sight, tholr boats keeping Just within
tliii safety line .
Tim Kmrsargo walled silently wlillo
tho Alabama rushed In wasting her
first broadsides from carelessly train
ed guns. Tho clcar-hcadod pnidenco
which has slnco distinguished the Unit
ed Stales navy saved the day for tho
Kearsargo. Captain Wlnslow was lu
no hurry to open lire, but when he did
begin the guns worked steadily and
methodically. Tho Alabama pushed for
ward to get within range, as surely
tho Kearsargo backed away to get tlio
advantage of the greater range of her
guns. In doing this tho two ships
moved lu a circle, keeping always with
in view of the spectators.
Iliilltc W" Hunt folltillt.
For more than an hour tho Imttlo
lasted; It might bavo Ikhiii a gala day
maneuver for all the audience saw. On
tho ships, however, tho business of war
was bringing Its suffering, tiio eiiniiw
hung on the shies of tho Kenrsnrgiij
protected thu engines, but nut thu nieu j
who were struggling on the decks with
tho guns. And on the Alabama thero
were no chains and the sea was forcing (
Its way through the wooden hull to add
Its horror to the suffering of tho
wounded. The men on the Alabama
found their gunpowder cakey and bad
and they were discouraged at sight of j
the unexpected armor of the enemy.
Finally tho Alabama turned and made
for French waters hardly a mllo away.
It would not have taken long for the
Alabama, disabled as It was, to swing
In and out of danger, but Captain
Wlnslow saw tho move and was quick
to moot It.
The ICenrsarge swung to. nnd, cross
ing tho Alabama's bow. raked her foro
and aft. An English yneht, the Deer
hound, which was hovering near to
aid the officers of the Alabama, scur
ried away lu fright, wlillo n cry from
the watching lionts foretold the end.
Tho Alabama went down quickly, al
though her colors had been struck nml
the whltu tlag was Hying when her
bow dropped out of sight. Captain
Wlnslow stopped llrlng when be saw
the end bad come and I main were sent
out to rescue the enemy's crew. The
men from the Kearsargo worked with
such good will that all told sixty-eight
were saved from the wreck. The offi
cers of the Alabama were taken off by
tho Deerhoiind and carried to Eug
land, where, In splto of his defeat,
Captain Semuies was feted and made
much of.
The career of the Alabama was one
of the most notable In history. Never
was sucu a record made at privateer
mi,-, .uiiiougu nanny two years nt her
work, she Irreparably Injured Ameri
can commerce and busied a greater
part of the United States navy In her
clinse. I-or years her history was tho
horror of merchantmen and tradesmen
kept n sharp lookout lest another might
eomo to succeed Iter.
As to the battle, there has never been
one like It; It stands out as one of the
most remarkable events of history, a
great ocean duel, witnessed by pcoplo
from many nations nnd seconded by a
great republic and a grcnt empire. It
was a battlo well fought and one which
ns a battle the United States tuny bo
proud of In spite of the national up
heaval which brought It about
illa Father's rulaco.
An Irishman hns no rooted objection
to a llttlo brag now and then on his
own account, but ho gradually deplores
the habit of boastfulness ln his neigh
bors, and hastens to subdito It,
"To think of mo coming down tc
wurrk llko thls" grumbled ono of Mr.
Dennis Herllhy's associates In the
streot-clcanlng department.
"You've no nado to talk of coming
down till they put you to underground
wurrk, digging for pipes," said Mr.
Herllhy.
."It may bo nil right for tho likes of
you," persisted tho grumbler, "but for
me, thnt might hnvo lived nt homo In
mo own fayther'a palace, It comes
hnrrd."
"Palace, Is It?" echoed Mr, Herllhy,
with a snort of Incredulity, "It's mesilf
that's thinking If you were thore, you
could stand on tho ground, put your
hand down tho chlmbly and open tho
door of Itl You and your palaces had
better get to wurrk, maul"
Dontli from I'pHiititn,
Adolph Sandry, n young lad nt Tole
do, Ohio, died from the effects of eating
peanuts. Tho physician snys that tlio
Indigestible oil of tho peanuts produced
spnsms and pther effects similar to al
cohollsm, causing death.
Don't -wait until your friends aro
dead tu .flvo thuin (lowers.
500,000 Women
llavo boon roe tor ad to hoalth
by lyda E. Plnkham'm Voao
tablo Compound. Tholr lot.
tovm aro on tlio and provo thla
atatomont to bo a faot, not a
mora boaat. Whan a modi,
olno haa boon Buooaosful ln
curing no many woman, you
cannot wall say without try
Inn It "I do not hollova It
will ho In mo."
ir a m u m r mT&
. A TnXM'A BmmiD
Vegotoblo Compound
Is a positive euro for sit those ,,ful
Ailments of Women.
It will entirely cure the wont forum of
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IntUminutlnti nml ricnratloii, Kullltnr ami
Displacement of the Wimili, and -iiiViuniit
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to tlio Chnnpn f ,(. 1
gltS"" Your iiimTIcTim cured" mo oT lT
CV rIM. female Hint... 01 ,"
Mm; M V. Mm.l.rn,
1A CotiiHinl No, , llmion, Mais
Backache.
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world ha.orerknown. It laalitio.t Infallible
lu iucIi cases, It dissolves ami eipeh
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ot dovolnpincnt, and checks any tendency
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Ymir VVuiuMo TumiMitihir r."
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WriiS.lo, Mmi,
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Womb trouble., cuiuIiil' pain, vrel;lit. ami
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Bl(lfim ll.eWlio lefl Inn efier taking
akSJrS .'coinl lllli. Ymir iiiollelu.
eured mo wlieu ,tietiir. lolled
Ms., mini! IIiimtkin,
l!la llliM-k.liiirli.m HI , linell. Mait
Irrerularitv.
Suppressed or I'atiiitil Men.tmutlon., Weak
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ri.nrl llntillltr.
il i. Emm, iiiniicniir, n,
thankful fur Ike Kd It lina iIod.
rue. Mrs. W .1.,
1 1. grand niMllctno,
TO Carolina Ave.,
Jamalea l'laln illmlwi), .Man,
Dizziness, Faintness,
Kxtremn Lassitude, "don't earn" and
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backuohn. Tht-sa are sure Indications of
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Uterus.
I was troubled with ilTltlneas.
ltcadacboa. Kalnlnaaa, Hxelllna:
IJmbi. Your medicine cured rue,
JIUS. HAUAII K. IIAKKR.
liir,iMiii. it.
The whole story, liowerrr. Is told In an
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tie, the moot roitiidetn treatls on femal
eomplalllta ever published.
Vor eight Tear. I suffered wlthl
womo irnuuie, ana ws. entirely
eured bjr Mr., rlnkliam's medicine.
.11KS. I 1. 1I1W1VE,
IJIIl.tou, N If.
Kidney Complaints
and llackacho ot tltur tez the Vegetable
Compound nlwavi cures.
The Vegetable Cam
Ljdla E. Plnkhim'i
pound Is sold bjr all
drueglata or sent br
mall, lu form of I'll).
Liter Hint cura
Constipation.
or Ioiengrs, on raw
celntof Sl.oo.
( irrepondrnctfrtut
anttrtmt.
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Ynu can addreaa Inatrleleat confidence,
LYDlA K. PIXKIlAll Mill). CO., Lido. Xus.
An Impoulblllty.
Col. Olossypnto Alas, my son's ex
travagance will bring my gray hairs
in sorrow to tlio grave I
Daughter Nonsense, papa; you
know your dear old head is liojiclcssly
bald,
Walter Scott'i Old Home.
"Al.bottsforil," Walter Hcott's
beautiful homo is to bo let, with its
l,!i()0 acres of shooting. Tlio novel
ists family Jiuvo always found tho
placo an expensive ono to maintain.
It is now owned by his great grand
daughter, Mrs. Maxwell Scott.
Features ol a National Park,
Tho Vickslmrg national park will
soon bo complete as far as tlio acqui
sition of land is concerned. It will
compriso in all 1,21)1 acres. It is
proposed to restore all military feat
ures that marked it in tho strugglo of
1803.
"Unhealthy."
"What's your ninn's spcoialtyT"
asked tlio mayor of Hot Dog.
"Liftin liorses," Bnid tlio advanco
agent of tho strong man.
iirii ii ..i.i ii." .
nuii, en m mo mayor, t snoro
admiro .yor gall for ownin' up to it,
but I'll tell you boforcluuid thntlftin'
liosscs is a mighty unhealthy gunio
I Kllin JIU1U eiAiuuil,
Another Leap to Fame.
"My cousin 1'crov. tlm tinot. Ill
Ilyron, awoko tho other morning to
unci iiimsmi laiuoiis."
"How did it happen?"
"A mail Who hull nnmmlMnl mil.
oldo had. when thuv fnmwl hi tn nun
Of PorOV's llieces ill bin imnl-nr..
Nearly ovory papor in town men
tiouml it."
Title That Itooievelt Prefers.
VICO 1'rcsidmit, ItnnxiH-lllr. nrofora In
Iw called by tlio titlo of "colonel"
L...1I II..... l it i a
niuior lllllll ny unit DOIOllglllg tl) tll
oxalted utviu position ho now holds,
"learned my colonelcy," ho says,
"and tho other thing ciuno to mo.,"