V Tho Wont Part of It. Do Jones I hear your firm dls clmrs&t. you. flmjftlio Yon; tint I wouldn't mind tlint HO'tnuoh It thoy limln't atldsd In null to Injury. Do Joiiok How o? Btnylho Tlioy advertised for ft boy to nil my place Chicago Newi, TIik Twentieth (lenlnry, The ttti'iilleth century hrifitn Jmittnry Id, WOI. m il will mil Willi VUK), l'miile did licit beIn to reckon lllil front A. I). 1, lint twilled until itlimit III AM) venr of tlio Chrtxtlnu cm. I'fdplf wlm liexlii to tnkn thn ureal lirnllh rralnritlve, IliiMtltnr' HldliiHili Hitters, Iiiutirdliitely nflcr llin llrct iilltlirrnk nf lveMn, mnlnrln, rlinl. Mintlsiu, niiiMlimllnii, nrviiiiMnA or kid. ncy triMililii will dttlilrcurliiiiiifdlnts ly fiort tlim. Naturally. ruddy Did you ovor notlco that most of tho black-facod artists ore IrlnhmonT I)uddy Naturally, An IrUhmnn In rlKlit nt homo In Cork. Huston Tram crlpt. Spring Cleaning You aro inatlo ownro of tlio news- Uy for cloauoliiff your Mood In tlio tvprliifc by humor, cruntlous and othor outward sljfiis of Impurity. Or tlmt dull headache, bilious, nau- i com, nervous condition and tlmt tired feeling nro duo to tho Mine cause wenk, Ihlii, Impart), tired blood. America's (3 rentes t Spring Mcdl cluo li Htyxl's Bnmnparllla. It mokes tho blood rich and pure, euros icrofula mid salt rheum, kIvcs a clear, iieiiimy compioxioii, kdou appc lite, tweet Bleep, sound health. For cloanstnjr tho blond tho boit tnctllcluo money can buy Is Hood's Sarsaparilla It li Peculiar to Itself. American Commission at Parli. Tho coht of tho American conunls dlon nt tho Paris exposition was nonrly 1,000,000. All dlaad conditions nl tin Mi! tut dk In are Ixuefltlrd by tho well known remedy, (Urrlild letl It i.urMrs Hi bloix! and clears llicnmileilon. Good Subject Maksa Qood Talker. McCatthy Old Drown declares you nro tho most entertaining talker In tho club. What do you usually talk about In hla company? McComuilclc Old Brown. Harlem Llfo. Ttali signature Is en seery box of the (tuulns Laxative Bromo-Quininc Tbut lbs remedy that nirM n eoltl la ttay It Wouldn't Do. Unron Munchausen had Just writ ton a latter to a friend. MA closed with a flourish, "yours truly," and sinned hla namo. Then, with a melancholy smile, ho erased the word "truly." "It would only move him to dorlslvo laughter," he said. Chicago Tribune tit It'll flnrr Danger I lint pimples, blnlchri. bnlla, sorca aredanser alenalanf torpid llrer, polMined blood, t li ra rem lanuy awiariic win save you. druggists luc, ac, We. Amending Shakesptare. I lor Kscort Ise awful fond All ob mimic, 'specially dance music. Miss Snowflnke So's I. Doan dny nay dnt music am do food ob lub? "It am do vory chicking an' watah million of lub." Puck. arc nmonf; the best known of tho many dan;;crou.i wild plants and shrubs. To touch or handle them quick ly produces swelling nnd inllnmmatlonwithiu tcusc itching and burning of tho skin. The eruption eoou disappears, the suf ferer hones forever: but almost as soon as the little blisters and pustules appeared the poison had reached the blood, and will break out at regular Intervals and each time in a more aggra vated form. This poison will loiter in the system for years, and every atom of it must bo forced out of the blood before you call expect a perfect, permanent qure. Nature's Antidote Fon 'Nature's Poisons, is tho only cure for Tolson Oak, Tolson Ivy, nnd nil noxious plants. It is com posed exclusively of roots nnd herbs. Now is the time to get the poison out of your system, as delay makes your condition worse. Don't experiment longer with salves, washes and soaps they never cure. Mr. S. M. Marshall, bookkeeper of tlie Atlanta (Oa.) Oas Uglit Co., nil poUoneil Willi l'olion Oak. Ho took Sulphur. Arsenic and various other drugs, and applied externally numerous lotions nnd salves with no benefit. At times the swelling ami inflammation was to severe lie was olmott blind, l'or eight years the polaon would brcttlc out every season. Ills condition was much Improve I after taking one bottle rf 8. S. 8., and a few bottles cleared Ills blood of the poison, and oil evidences of the disease disappeared. Fcople nro often poisoned without knowing when or how. Uxplain your case fully to our physicians, and they will cheerfully give 6uch information and ad vice ns you require, without charge, and we will send nt the name time nit interest ing book on Illood nnd Skin Diseases. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, OA. L9 Dost Oough Syrup. Taatea flood, use IJJ In tin.. Hnlii hr Jruwliita. M1 I S . I Hero l n ninteh trick which Just now In puzzling n good tunny ppnplo In En glnnd, nny tho Now York llcrnld: "A" aiiyM lo "II"! Hero nro twenty. , live iimtehi'd. Now lot ench of im take iiwny, In rotfltlnn, not moro tliiiu three , nt n tlino. You mny Ih-kIii. Whoovor, gi'ta thu liiMt ma Ith losca," "All right," my "!, "I'll begin," , And now tlu-y tuko them nwny no follows! "11" 15 2 3 3 2 "A" a 1 2 1 1 2 Thin mnkcN twenty-four, ho Hint tho liiHt match fnllH to "II,". It will bo m-un tlmt "A" each tlimi la It ex nwny n nilin-1 bur of inatclicH which, milled to thoHu taken by "II," makes four, nnd an tweiity-flvo In oiio In excess of n mullb plo of four "It" ennnot help bmlng, Hut tho Intter rioen not know It, plnyn fiKnln, loHi'ri ngnlu, nnd innkt-M "A" bo gin. "A" Ih-kIiih: "A" a -j a 2 l 3 "li" a i 2 a i This mnlit'H twenty-four, nnd "11" loses. "A" almply opcrntoH ho tlmt nH noon us posHlblu the number of mntchcM from which "II" hint to tnko nhows oiio In addition to n multiple of four, and from then on hrhIm taken nwny a num ber, which, added to thoKo taken by "11," miikeH four. Of course, tho total number of matches Ih not rentrletcd to twenty live. It mny be 21). 37, 73, 101, etc., but mtiHt nluiont be one In oxcchh pf n multiple of four. '1Mb MS The mnnnRcr of a Ht. IajuIs mnnu- facturltiK couipnny, Mr. M. V. Kellcy. has clvcn the results of his experience In these words: "In mlvi-rtlsliiK, ns lu everything else, perslsteucy will win. I've tried It I know II. There Is not an article of any merit whatever that cannot bo Hold through advertising and tnko tlio Held over products that arc not advertised." A Chicago merchant of experience places moru stress on tho constancy of thu advertiser thiiu on the striking character of tho advertisement. Ho declares that "the 'ad.' that Is always ou tho tiring Hue, through thick and thin. In season and out of season, Is the 'ad.' that will win Its share In tho divis ion of trade. The 'ad.' that Is run at In tervals must enter the lists each time is a new competitor." In all Its all-pervadhg Influence ltd- vertlslug seems to be like t.io trusts, which, according to Mr. Hryan, "wo en rounter from tho cradle to t n grave." Certainly publicity promotes tho sale of fvcry commodity for which man has aio during his lifetime; but Its power is a stimulator of dcuviml Is not limit ed to t-ui'b articles. A Boston company which makes tombstone:! and monu ments la, built up an enormous bush cos- lu New Euglnvd by persistent ad vertising In tho newspapers. I'hlladel phla Itccord. A notable evidence of the progress of newspaper advertising ims uccn pro vided by tho book publishers. Until recently theso publishers, llko some oth er business men, considered that 'I was essential to their dignity to avoid any thing striking In tho wording and tho tjpo of their advertisements, nnd In deed, to advertise only lu a vory lim ited way. All the publishers and koiko bankers, Insurance) men and others havo discovered that to do tho largest amount of business It Is necessary to do a largo amount of nowspapcr adver tising, and to word their "mis." so as to trrest attention. Up-to-l)ato. Pootlcus I have hero n companion poom to "The Mnu with tho Hoe." Editor What la It called? roctlcus "Tho Woman with tho Ax," and I've dedicated It to Mrs. Nation. Chicago Chronicle Nino out of ten men who get Into business trouble, dually credit It to re fusal to lot well enough alone. Tho astronomer Is a space reporter. r5 J n Sho tolls alt Buffornjj oarod of Ovarian K1? - r n "1 "Dbah Mira. PixjcnAM: When I wrote to tou a few month go I liad bwn tnfforing from inflammation of the ovaries and womb tor over eighteen months, I had a continual pain nnd awreaeM la my Hack: nnd side. I beltero my troubles were caused by overwork nd lifting some years ago, Lifo was a drag to me and I felt like giving np, I had several doctors, but they did me littl good- I began to tuw Lydia E, Pinkham'a Vegetable Com- Kmnd four rnonUm ago and am in better health to day than I rr been for yean. All my pains aro gone. Your Vegetable Compound has mado me well. I recommend it to all suffering women" Msa. 8. J. Watbow, Hampton, Va. Wliurj tltoro In ono remedy that In sure, and tiurvdrcdn of thounnndn of women know from cx pcrlsnco In roHnblo, Is It wine to experiment with untried and comparatively unknown medicines? - 'the Key to the Situation. First Dotoctlvo How did you man age to discover tho scandal In their family closet? Second Detective Well, you sco, I had a sKoleton key. Smart Set. you know what you aiik takino Wbm tou take Grore's Taiteleit Cblll Tonic, Drcauie mo lonnmais pia.inijr nrmieaon every bottle abowlnr that It Is simply Iron and Quf. mnoia m usieieia ions, no uure. ft orsr. we. The Last Resort. Clara He was hcarhroken, despor ato, and roady for anything when I rejected htm. Maude What did ho do? Clara Ho said ho was going to sco you. Composition of Sweetbreads. Elslo (aged 3) Mamma, I want to ask you a serious question. Mamma Well, what Is It, dear? Elsie Are the sweetbreads made of loaf sugar? Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslnvr's Sonth lun Kyrup (lie beat remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Serum for Diphtheria. During a recent epidemic of diph theria in a town on the Hudson, 205 cases were treated with scrum, and among these there wore only two deaths. Stops tha Cough and Werka Of tha Cald. Laxative Promo-Cjulnlne Tablets euro a cold In one day. No euro, No I'ay. Price 25 cents. The Meanlna in a Squeak. Ous do Smith Thoso now boots of yours squeak awruiiy; pernaps tneyi ain't paid for yet? Johnny That's all nonsenso. If there Is anything In that, why don't my coat, and vest, nnd my trousers, and my hat aqueak, too? Exchange I PTQ Parmanthtlr Curtd. Ko flU er nemraaneel liiu an.rnratiUr'.m.nf Itr. Ktlns'iOrfrnt Nrra ItMlnn-r. n.n.1 fur Fit K K A-1.00 (rial tmtlli. nl treat. Im. lia.R.11 Klinb,LM..MI Aiih3.,FUlll.lhla,l'a. Passing Fare. Street car conductors aro never beautiful. In fact, they are not even passing faro. Philadelphia Rocord. Force of Habit. Would-Bo Suitor I desiro to pay my addresses to your youngest daughter, sir. Have you any objections? Druggist My youngest daughter Is already engaged, young man, but I i have another daughter Just as good. uomorvllle Journal. ' YourduMf nnilOiiarillstlie rummta Oregon Ulood I Purifier, traied and true, Uau it now. Aluminum Bridges for Cavalry. Tho AtiBtro-Hungary war ofllco has recently tried with success bridges of aluminum for cavalry. Thoy aro tho Invention of Captains do Vnux and do Vail, and nro easily carried on wagons. OGtstHS&ooitooaoaotwooooatto&a Beware of Them There aro two afflictions which perhaps give tho most pain and trouble, vis: Sciatica and Lumbago Both disable and cripple, but St. Jacobs Oil Is their best cure. worn on how aha was Inflammation by REWARD re . will be paid to any per son who can find that the above tentlmonlal letter is not fftnuloe or wa publlihed before obtaining the wrlter'a pedal permlnlon. J.Vnit T. TtXKHAH M"D1CI Co. Woes of a Wife. "Oh, that I should have married a funny man!" sho walled. I "What is tho matter, lovely dear?" 1 asked her most Intlmato friend. I "He came home and told mo he had a sure way to keep Jelly from getting . moldy at tho top, and when I aBked ' him bow he said turn It upside down. Uoston Traveler. Garfield Tea Is an excellent medicine to tale In tlicuprlnic It roilucvs a healthy action of the liver; It cleanaea the yitrin and purifies the blood. Restoring a Medieval Castle. At Hohkonlnsburg, In Alsace, the remains of an early medieval castle is to bo restored by the kaiser after the manner In which Plerrefonds was rebuilt by the architect Vlollet lo Due for the Empress Eugenie. Th float Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever la a bottle of Grove'i Tastalets Chill Tonic. It Is simply Iron and quinine In 1 a tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Pries 60c. I Little Alice's Description. Llttlo 3-ycar-old Alice stood watch ing her mother baking pancakes. After a few moments' silent-observation she tald: "Put on back, turn over on stomach, then eat." Plso's Cure for Consumption Is an Infill- , liblo medicine fur coughs nnd colds. N. W. oamcel. Oi-eau Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1000. ! Not Completed. I t,D rin.llnff Vrtii t cil ,1 ma tinfr.i-0 ' wo wcro married that you had an in come of V3.000 a year. What haB be como of it? Mr. Darling Can't toll you until I get an Itemized bill from your dress- maker,' Denver News. 10 cure a coi.n in one dat Take Laxative Brotno Quinine Tablets. All SrunrUts refund the money If it falls to core. & W. Grove's slenaturo Is on each box. 2.'c. Knew the Sort. Eleanor's Mother You do Eleanor a great injustice, my dear. She Is not idle, only delicate She has no power of endurance. Eleanor's Father Humph 1 I know all about her power of endurance. It's the kind that'll let hor dance all night In shoes, two sizes too small for her, and make hor too tired tho next day to dust the parlor. New York World. SEAFARING MEN aSv know the value of OILED CLOTHING IT WILL KEEP YOU DRY IN THE I WETTEST WEATHER LOOK KIP. ABOVE TCADEfUlW ON 2ALC EvcRTWHERC CATALOGUES FREE SHOWING PULL OP GARMENTS ANUHAT4 A.J.T0WER CO. B05TON.MA35. 1 Is beat tlire to cure Catarrh, Hronchlt's and Coiisumntton. Our remedy In guaranteed, fl, I'. O. Ho 073. W. II. SMITH 8 CO., Buffalo, H. Y. YOU DO YOUR PART which Is, send us j our address, and WE'LL DO OURS ow to make money fast In tho nreannt great I'aciho Coast petroleum oil boom Write Immediately to Haulers ami llrnkera Oil Co,; J. W. Hot ner & 0 ., financial agents, 21.1 Commercial Mock, Portland, Ore. CtV Special agents anted lu every town. N. P. N. O. Mo. 18-1801. WII1SN nrltlne te adrertlsers pUan lueutlon this pupsr. ' .I n, mm LINC Which i. tell von tree It Springtime Resolutions TAKE THE Bure relief from liquor, opium and tobacco titbits. Bend for particulars to rssley Institute, 314 Sixth St., Portland, Or. In sll towns of Oregon, LE ROY Model BO, $35.00. PORTLAND DELIVERY. TO SELL LE ROY &iYLES I LISTED AT $30.00, 131X0 AND 111.00, GUARANTEED TO JANUAUY 1, 1903. S? WHITE FOK CATALOGUE, DISCO UNT8 AND TEltMH. HENRY GOODMAN & COMPANY, .... 120 FIRST STREET. ... JobborB of Bloyoio SundrJoa. Portland, Orogon. Machinery, Implements, Farm Supplies, Etc. Bee Line Buggies $66.00 AND UP. HENNEY, $90.00 and up. Iron corners on bodies of all our Hennejr and Bee Lin Buggies. Eend for Catalog, MITCHELL, LEWIS 2 STAYER GO. First and Taylor Sts. Portland, Oregon. NEW LIFE TO uVlyu.eiCour Anchor Great Combination of Strength and Beauty "Tni Tj TnAT Bints." See Our Anchor Clamp Yon would ba inrprl'ed It you knew how little It would cost jou to frx up that old fence. Hetter send for mme Anchor Clam)i anil I'prlfhts, and pair nf our iiincherf , and m Le your o'd wire fence look lite a new one. ANCHOR FENCE looks o nice nd Is o ttroiiK that ftrmers sometimes think that It must be bleb priced. It Isn't, though. Claxp Biro iti Using. tattle, blieep FARM, RAILROAD Write for Trices and Cata'ozue. Ascitis Wmnrd In livery Town. The 72 FA R AN MORSE & GO. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Toot of Morrison Ktrcet, Can giro you the best bargains in Bngtties, Hows, Hollers and KiiKinee, Wiin mills anil I'uinpa and Gcneial Machinery. See us before buying. NOME GROVN CRASS SEEDS. A mixture of dteprothncgraB eeil that wo will KiiHramee toxruwon ilr Krnund that Mill not produce cereal or any other kind of Krass Will make crop ol hay, and ptihtnre all neasons of the Tear. Voy never Invested dollar In Tour life lhat wl I clvo jou huoIi robulti: price 116.10 per ion or 2a cents per pound. Betid us an order lor M pmmda; e will send Instructions for sow in?. Add lots At. J. SHiKI.ns A vo. Growers and Importers nf all kinds nl Grass and Field Heeds. MOSCOY?. IDAHO. Northwest POULTRY News If you keep poultry send 10c rur 3 mot. trial to the Or VHiielr "lontlnr, Hla. II, l'rtl d.r. Tellswhere tojtet but poultry In N.W. Bamplefree. Good, Live Agents Wanted In sll nnoeenplnl territory, for tha Ileal Wheels on Esrtb, lbs 1901 and DICVOC9 820 - $26 - S36 - S40 FRED T. MERRILL CYCLE CO., 105-111 Kith Sins'. PORTLAND, Ore. Watblngtou ami Mabo, LE ROY Model GO, $35.00. POR'LANJ DEUVE.Y, If You Need a SAW MILL, ENGINE ROII PD oranypleceotMachlnery.lt L,v',1-'l-,t- win pay to write us for cata logue and prices. RUSSELL & GO., Portland and Spokane. OLD FENCES! Clamps and Uprights. Till Old Fekcz. THE Anchor Fxxcz. ana nog lignt. it Neveb Sure alter closing AND LAWN FENCE. Portland Anchor Fence Co. Nlcolal St., PORTLAND, Oregon. U H. P. GASOLINE ENGINE Pumps Water, Saws Wood, Grinds Feed, and costs two cents an hour to run. Get full particulars from 310 Market Street, San Francisco, Oal.; Firat and Stark Ste., Portland, Or.; Los Anueles, Cal. Leeds' Ferry's Peeds are known tho country over as tho most reliable Seeds that can be boueht. Don't sava nickel on cheap eevds and lose a aouar on t ba liarvnt. 1W1 Keed Annual free. D. M. FERRY a CO., Dttrslt, Mich. POULTRY NETTING. Buy from the manufacturer. 1'rlco la tull rolls 2 feet Hide, l.'O feet long 1.U i - " " " zn t - - " - ,..,. M Si it 4,12 m "Z'.::...'..:.zz. . All Kinds of Wire and Iron Work. PORTLAND WIRE & IRON WORKS 10 Front ht., 1'ortluml, Ore(oo. -rf i 1 i i . i.-r fa? K it