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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 4, 1900)
T&r5m Plnkham parson"
fatten as to nor tra
its a oorrosnondonca
tfSul 'faring woman
Wlnttors front wanton
rojoiof by woman
Jwy aro roatB by wo-
fffuty aro nnsworoti by
9onwn ana amy woman.
wWta for a book Mrs.
BlSSrtisani has lust null- ,
'YlemW which oonialnc lot-
unmjUffom tho mayor of 1
iVnttf- tho postmaster of
lynSfkanU others of hor.
pVVjOry wno navo mauo
TSlSmH it mlllfnn wnnmn
'wlidJSu If arc d with fomalo
ffibuMIos. Sho can euro
'YO'U$ Hor address Is
'A liiiiffilerulii'e lilru.
iVTfTMCCiiuil In war," Gimurnl Milen
JorTfjsJV'iN to Kt ready hnloru you
tntucuco JioHtiUtien." Ono of thn
infSlerntc KuiioralH In IfiUl wild )iin
ocean whk 'to not thoro find-1
tlio immti'Mt." Detroit J'rcu '
K INTO AO Kit HIIOKS
Vii.i V.nsv. ii pntviW fur lhr (rrt.
jTn 1 1 . r . 1 1 . Miifii, Miiiiriinte, urr-
( Hi-lilllMV mKVH uir miiik urn
lid i.iiii..n, It'll thn KM'Utcit
SCi.wrt nl I h' ii$i. Allen a 1'inil-
nflit nr iii'vv ahum feel rmy.
alH iri- fur I11KMWIHK Null,
iillr.u rtnd 1ml. llred, iiC'IiIiik
mil' i it .'KUiOO Ifiiiiii'iiiiiili.
1 iv an tiruupntft Kin 1
I v mml fur 'iV. in hiiiiiii.
aw 1' Aililrens, Allen .
lie lt... N. Y.
.hoiliml 111011 ni'uil bu ill In in
I fMfefcr.lAinl Tim L'liviirniiiptifc if I ei3
-tveryppjlcniit work, mid payn him the
)' Ritivortlnlntt Is
not n luxury, r
j (pDur rainor nn ooonomic dubi- y
. nbsa proposition, rocoKnlzod 0
i-vf byrli tho b-st and moot sue-
. 4 aooaiui DUDinuss mo 11 1110
I ltlJ nun
A, worm over.
1 . AVpow Olttiiniullo iniii'liliiu kuii in Do
'HJBlcat'edr.by tho Unitwl Stilton iirmy.
, Ii:wuigbVonly l'J ihiihIh, run hu cur
' .rled bytonp mini, ami flrox 400 uhotH a
' - London'JitiH uu nsyltnn for lost and
. tarviutr cats. Lant year it cared for
1 (3,000 of tl'ieeo unoftil aiiimalfl.
-' t.Kifloluus nro Iioiiir formod nil over
franco to jicrfuct tlio inumburH in
;. iuarkBniauRliii). Tlio HyHteiu in in iini-
.iaiion'pjutho cnatoin io Ioiik jiractict'd
. py,ifi'yoore, who iiiMnict oven tlioir
...ibhlldroriifil the 1180 of llrearniH.
nAn Excellent Gombinalion.
ii-, Til o pleasant metlioil mid benencinl
lelTect8j,ot tho well lenown remedy,
id!;SYi.UP,to3FinB, innniifactured by the
1- 'CAiiroitNiA Fig Hvkup Co., ilhihtrato
r. 'the valu'Cof obtaining tlio liquid laxu-
tlve prlhclplea of plants known to bo
c medicinally laxatfvo and picsentiiiff
(F them in tHo form most refreshing to the
t taste "anaiacccptnblo to tho nyntem. It
.Jin the onj perfeet strenjftheninp laxn
j) tlve, cleaopW tlio syntem oiTectually,
dispelling colds, hcadachco und fevers
K gently yet promptly and enabliiijf one
jl to overcome habitual constipation per
j inanently. Its perfect freedom from
J'every objectloniiblo quality and sub--Ifstancentl
its acting on the kidneys,
"Ijliver1 ffnd bowels, without Yvcakenincr
fdrirritdtlnff tliom, mokt; it the ideal
iK iIn tboiproccss of manufacturing flps
are -uaod, as thoy aro pleasant to tho
' fttastOi-but tho medicinal qualities of tho
'TiremedyJaro obtained from senna and
pother,.' nfonmtiu plants, 'by a method
f, Bknown,to tho OAr.iroittiiA Fio Sritui
u.ri-. 111 uriier rvti fUL 11a uuiiixiiijiui
effects a'nd to avoid imitations, plcuse
rcinernwr tlio full namo of the Company
prltttqdin tho front of every package
3ALTFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
ifijiJf BAN FHANOISCO, OAIU.
WtJISVILIiM, JCT. NEW YOnit, N. Y.
rorsiioby all uniggisis. I'rice tuc. pcruotiie.
m mtS WMtRt AIL tLSE ails7
ft youth Byrun. Tiutet Oood.
imo. poia dj aruijBiFui.
lliifi viilluilH 011 CiniiiiimiiiliKc Tliliiuri
liy the AIi'IiIhiiii (llulic Mini,
IiIIi'IH'hh Ih nut 11 luxury.
It In eilMy to Mliy, "Don't llilllil Itj" hut
wu nil 1I11. :
A wit Ih iinvcr hutilthy iiiiIchh It Is
linir Hliii veil,
A frli'iid Iiiih nielli powi'i' In huitlii
When 11 iiimii IiihIhIh on IiiivImk ii row,
let Ii I in tin v It nil liy liliiiNclf.
A H(iiniin'.lili','i (if u relliii'd 1111111 Ih
0110 who I III on (mliiieiil lietter thuii
It Jh ciiHy for nome pcoplu to nttrnct
ntti'iitloii. All tliuy liavo to do Ih to
Kleld'fH nn' mo unpopular t lint many
men Htnnil IiiJiimCco muIht Ii.uii uoiii
plain. After nil, It Ih ii mutter of Inste, The
mini who Kiicccciln In miytlilii luiiHt
llllVI! KOIIll tllHtO.
When it lirnlceimill K'H'K to 11 licilllHt
lie NiiyH he Ih koIiii; up to liavo tlio HlatH
In IiIh pilot llxeil.
livery Klrl of Hlxteen belluvoH that
who emi keep off tho wrinkles by pure
HtreiiKth of till ml.
When It eoines to puttlui; tho iiuIk'Ii
Iiiiih "011" to hai'KiiliiH 011 hiiIo, every
wiiiuau Ih a mlHHliiuiiry.
Hume people have an uiieompieralile
prejuilli'e iiKahiHt iinylliliig made at
home or bought at hoiitd.
There ouejit to he hoiiiii mail nroiiml
every IiIk liiHtltutloii who will have
nnthlnt; to do wltii politic.
Koine womaii'H Idea of originality
ruiiH to HomethliiK new In lllllui; for
HitmlwIclieH for afleriionu partleH.
To he perfectly Hntlitfactory, a Hick
lint 11 Ih Kind to have IiIh wlfo iihI every
live inljiuteH how lie is KcclliiK Now.
We wonder every tliuu we nee nn
eneiKetle woman wmhIi a hoy's fine
that It reluliiH tin- Hlinpe the i.ord gavo
When tho aveniKe Hlek inan beuliiH to
talk nhotit the Lord IiIh women rll(H
lire convinced that he Is 011 IiIh death
bed. It Hhniild he a part of every man's
preparation for a lonesome, old iik' to
ncitilre a tiiHto for phiyliiK a kiuiio of
We havi! noticed that when 11 man
gets married he beulus to Hpeak In 11
more ImsHy tone to the other women
Tim fiiHhloiiH are miiklni; one b:ihy
mid ItH wiirilrolie cost ho uitieh that It
Is hecomliit; poHltlve extrnvaK'ance to
.ItnlKlni; from what leaks out from
womeirH literary clulm. woman Ih weak
iih tin Infant phyHlenlly. and 11 Kiant In
C'lullilnc tn Winter.
Ovcrclothlng Induces debility; for If
wo bear In mind tho fact t In t four
llfthH of the food we eat Is burned for
heating thn body. It will nppenr at once
why the wearing of Hiilllelent clothing
to overheat the body, or greatly to les
Hen the amount of lient production re
quired, must exorcise a most marked
effect upon the appetite. Nature, It Is
true, often comes to the rescue by In
ducing perhplratlon; but here another
danger arisen; for with clothing moist
ened by perspiration the body Is almost
certain to be ho suddenly cooled by en
countering a draught, or by evapora
tion alone when the body Is not in active-
movement, ns Hetiotisly to unbal
ance the circulation, Inducing Internal
coiiceHtlon, coldH, and not Infrequently
maladies or the gravest character.
Care miiHt. therefore. 1h taken not to
overload tho body. It Is belter In cold
weather to accustom one's self to wear
ing clothing which Involves the neces
sity for moderate activity In order to
maintain tlio warmth of the body, than
to dress so warmly that a little exercise
Is Hiiro to Induct) perspiration Willi tho
risk of an after chill.
Mark Twain on tho liner.
Murk Twain Iiiih met the Hoer, and
lids Is what he snyH of him: "He Is
deeply religious; profoundly Ignorant;
dull, "obstinate, bigoted: uncleanly In
ills habits; hospitable, honest In his
dealings with the whites, u hard master
to his black servant; lazy, a good shot,
good horseman, addicted tothechiise; a
lover of political Independence; a good
husband and father; not fond of herd
ing together in towns, but liking the
seclusion and remoteness and solitude
and empty vnstness and silence or the
veldt; a man of mighty appetite, and
not delicate about what lie appeases It
with well sutlslled with pork, and In
dian corn and biltong, requiring only
that the quantity shall not lie stinted;
willing to ride a long Journey to take a
hand In a nido all-night ihinco In
terspersed with vigorous feeding and
boisterous Jollity, but ready to ride
twice as far for a prayer meeting.
An lOinperor'n Ills.
Tho Chinese Emperor Is obliged to
live In seclusion. He can never go out
of his palace gates and see ids people
and country, as other inonarchs do. Ills
promenades are surrounded with mys
tory, nnd though ho passes at least sev
en or eight times a year down the prin
cipal BtteetH of Pckln no ordinary cltl
zeu can boast of having seen liim.
If you are afraid of lightning there's
a very simple safeguard to remember
simply put on your rubbers and then
stand up bo that your clothes wou't
touch anywhere. Whether you're In
doors or out of doors you're perfectly
safe, for rubber Ib a non-conductor uud
you nro completely Insulated.
Wea th nt Nottoin of Sen.
It Is computed that there la 800,000,
000 worth of gold and jewels nt tho bot
tom of tho Boa on the route between
India and the liritlsh IbIcb.
Cront Famo of n Croat Modlolno
I Won by Actual Morlt.
I Thn fiinifl of HoihI'n Hnrrnpiirilla Um
liccil Willi )iy the !ooil it him limn: to tlio'i)
who with hiIIitIm): from cIIh-um'. lis miren
liavo vxcltcil wtiiiili-r ami Hiltiiiriitlon. It
linn ntiinrtl iIioiikiiikIh to rejoin- in tlio en
joyment of (?""! limit Ii, iiii'I it Hill do you
tho riinm good It linn 1I0110 other. Il will
rxpel from your blond all iniiirltli'H; will
irlve you u yjnn iijicllle and tnako you
litroiii! iiml viKuroiiH. Ii In Junt ilin ini'dl
( lilt! to help you now, when your Bj Htdii
ill ill need of a tonic und invlKoVatoi. '
1 Soros "I.ait KprliiK I linil norcH on
tny face. I bcirnii mklm! HihmI'm Harna
pnrilln and coutltiued hIiIi It until the norcfi
were nil jjoiib and I wn stronger and
healthier than ever before " John K.
j Mouwjovan, i'oiiit Arena. C11I.
I In Ainerlca'ii Orenli'At Mfdlclne.
I'nxhiliit Kndeil In 11 Chnri'li.
An tlio congregation wan aHfcmhling
tho other day at Uroughton Antloy
church, near LelceHter, wiiero a daily
Hcrvlco in held (luring tho war, a fox
and tlio whole of tlio AthorHlono pack
of hounds ran into tlio miored
where tho fox wiih quickly dispatched
by tlio hounds. Some minutes olapHCd
before, they could bo cleared out of tho
church. London Mail.
Will Cure yon. pr. Plunder's
A jiopular remedy for tlio bite of a
mad doc, at tlio beginning of tlio lDtli
century wiih for tiio victim to take nn
ounco of tho pulverized jawbone of the
dog that had bitten him. After tlio
administration of tills remedy the ani
mal wbh nover knonn to bito any onu.
Mothers will hud Mrs. Winslow's .-nntli-inc
Hyrup tho best remedy to use for ihi lr
:li(l(ircn during the teething period.
fiomobody, very learned, onco took
the trouble of weighing tlio brains of u
number of animals, and found that the
brain of a tame rabbit weighed less for
its size than tho brain of any other
known creature much less than that
of a wild rabbit.
A new method of preserving tele
graph poles is to surround the ortioii
in tho gtotiitd witli au earthenware pipe
like a drain pipe. Into tlio spacu bu
tween tho polo and tlio pipe is poured
a mixture of saud mid resin.
According to I'rcscott, the money of
tho Aztecs consisted of quills full of
I gold dust and hags of cliocolato grulns.
lioforo tho introduction of coined money
into Greece skewers or spikes of iron
and copper wcro used, six being a
drachma or handful.
4 w Kicllse of tliu Pnx.
Once there was a wily old fox that
was too fond of grape?, and one day,
lin Knw Vonr'H nf nil Ihn flirlifl. bn
swore off from eating this fruit lest his
mnbonnolnt increase bovond reason and
embonpoint increase boyond reason and
ho bo called fatty, a term of derision.
Hut his appetito for tlio lucious bunches
grow too strong nnd he hied liim to a j
gropo arbor. A heavy hunch ot grapes
was bunging high up on tho vine. Ho
jumped and pimped, but could not
reach them. After ho had exhausted
hlmeolf to no purposo, and ho was sure
ho couldn't reach the grapes he eaid:
"No, I will not eat them. I niado a
resolution not to do so. What a virtu- ;
ous fox am 1." And ho wont off to '
toll his friends about his self-denial. '
Moral Virtuo is always a comforter
when vico becomes impossible. N. V.
Commercial Advertisei. ,
Tho Nmrrnt Thine Out."
When some littlo time agoa minister
bad finished his eermon showing now .
, now light was constantly shining upon ,
, God's word, until now it was resting
, on surer foundations than over, a theo- '
I logical profcssorln ono of our semin- 1
I arics, who had listened to thudiscourso
. with the' closest attention, approached
' tlio Bpeakor as tho Bcrviccs wcro ended,
and thanking him for his discourse,
paid: "Yes, tho JJible is tlio uowost (
thiug out; I read it now moro under- i
standingly, moro satisfactorily, more
holpfully, than ever." Tho professor j
is not alono in his position; ovorywhoro '
countloss thousoiuls, in tho nower light
Bhed upon tho Scriptures by historical
rosoarch and by science, find that
which supplies its own host dofenso
against tho 6koptic Christian Work.
Klher Drinking III Primula.
To tho evils of oleohol aro now added
tho evils of ether drinking, which has
spread alarmingly in Uasteru Prussia,
whero ether is sold in tiio saloon like
any liquor, four or 11 vo grammos to tho
glass. In tho town of Memol alono, it
is stutocl, tho amount thus sold last
year was about 8.G80 quarts, and in '
reality twice this amount waa con-
sumed, tho rest brought in by smug
glers. Tlio offeot is 6tId to bo four
times moro powerful than an equal
amount of alcohol, hut its continued uso
produces intolerable sufferiug and in
ourablo lesions ol liver, kidneys and
To fullT iBtroduca our riimoin "SOUTIIBUX
1IBI.I.B OIUAltH" we give to ttch perion taurine
boxof 60 clean for J'l.W and eipresi cuareei.an elrgant
nickel plattcaio, item wind, ttem f t, open face Wntcli.
American make, which with proper care ihould Ian
for yean alio a plated watch chain and charm. Send ui
jour name and full addreii no money. Wo will aend
clicari, watch, chain andcharm. If.afterexamlnatlon.ynu
ars aliened, pay ytwr arent fi.W) and eiprett charaei.
Theee goode tent anywhere In the U. S. at theae teruie. 1 he
"Southern Hello' la a good ai many lOo cigars now offered,
Whtuorderlng plena git a the name of thll paper without fill
LaU tOOKIS ft NYHAN. TirjIN, 0UP
wo a &
Toiijoiim T.n I'lilllemo.
"DurltiK a rocont oharp fikirmiflli,"
iyn "The Kpliorw," "an Knglinh ollicer
in South Africa noticed that one of his
Ktins wiih in datiKcr. Calling an ollicer
to his side ho roipientcd liim to go and
help tlio captain to try and brin it in.
'Pardon,' J10 added, as tlio ollicer turn
ed to obey, 'perhaps you do not know
tho captain.' Tim ollicer had not tlio
picture. 'I'll introduce you, then
elmrmiiiK fellow,' wild IiIh lordship,
and, rcKnrdlcHH of lmrfltinx hIkjIIh and
jitiiTs of dirt which marked tlio pitch
of bullelH all around tliein, ho can
tered nloiiK tho hillfildo with him.
'Captain,' ho elionted, 'let mo Inijo
duco my friond. Mr. II,, Captain A.
lie. will lend you a hand to briiiK fn
that (tin; hopo neither of yon will bo
knocked over doing it."' Collier's
I ioo iti:VAiit sioo.
Tho rexlcm ot thin jinjicr will bo filemed to
Joarn tlmt there Is lit leant one dreaded dn-caso
llml fcieneo has liccn ablo to euro In nil lis
tone", and that Iscatarrh. Ilall'sCatarrli Otiro
lalhennly iioslllvo euro known to the lncdlcal
fraternity. ( ntarrh n:wt Hcoimtltutlnnnl dl
ce, reipilrci a coimtitiulonnl treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting
dlreeily iipnii the blood and mucous surfaces
of tho svslem. thereby nestrnrlnir the fouriila-
tloii of tho illncaxe, and Klvlnic the patient
Ir.nHlh t I,,.tli1ln. I... 1 1 1 .1 I A r. n t. ,1
aslllnif nature In iloln its work. Tho pro
prietor have no much faith In its curatue
powers, that thejr offer Ono Hundred Dollars
lor any eao that It falls to cure. Send lor list
of tentlmonlals. Address
K. J. UIIKNKY St CO., Toledo, O.
Hold by druBKlst. 7.0c.
Hall's family 1'llls aro the best.
A doctor of Iireslau has been experi
menting witli hem, and ho gave 40 of
them gout by feeding them on horse
flesh without fat. Then ho partially
relieved them of tho gouty pains by tho
admiuistiation of powdered egg shells.
A SIGNIFICANT LETTER.
Now York City, Fob. 16, 1000.
My Dear Carlton: I know it will
please you to learn that my homeward
journey Irom Han Francisco was moro
than pleasant. One striking feature
that added very much to my comfort
wiih tho dining car eervico on tho Kio
(irando Western and tho Denver & Ilio
Grande. This is the finest service of
this description I have ever seen any
where, either in this country orahroad;
tlio food and cooking was all that could
be desired, and at very moderate prices.
If you happen to know the Kio Grande
Western people, I wish yon would Hay
to them that it will afford mo tlio
greatest pleasuro at all times to bear
testimony unywhero to the above facts.
Verv truly yours,
(Signed) J. ADDISON I5AKKII, 2nd.
(alt Lake Tribune.
Tho Rio Grande Western Railway
now operates through Pullman sleeping
cais between fc'an Francisco and Chi
i cago, without change. The route via
i Salt Lake City is unequalled in attrac
tiveness and wealth of novel interest.
Three through trains daily. Write for
information, rate?, etc., to J. D. Mans-
olu- General Agent, 253 Washington
6trvet I'ortland, Oro., or Geo. W.
Ileintz, General Passenger agent, Salt
SoaploBS Uam I neo dey's been
auudder drownded in a bathtub, Petey.
Perambulating Pete Yep; dem
t'ings is a dangerous as trolleys.
Philadelphia North American.
LABASTINK Is the orlK nal
and only durable wall coatlns,
entirely different from all kal
Bomlnes. Heady for use In
white or fourteen beautiful
thus by adding cold water.
ATJIES naturally prefer AI.A
BABTINE for walls and ceil
ings, because It is pure, clean,
durable. Put up In dry pow
dered form, in five-pound pack
ages, with full directions.
VL, kalsomlncs are cheap, tem
porary preparations mado from
whiting, chalks, clays, etc.,
and stuck on walls with de
cavinr; animal glue. ALABAS
TINK is not a kalsoralne.
EWARB of tho dealer who
says ho can sell you the "same
thing" as AL.ABASTINE or
"something Just ns good." Ho
Is olther not posted or la try
ing to deceive you.
ND IN OFFERING something
he has bought aheap and tries
to sell on AliABAST INE'S de
mands, he may not realize tho
damage you will suffer by a
kalsomlno on your walls.
BNSIBU2 dealers will not buy
a lawsuit. Dealers risk one by
selling and consumers by using
infringement. Alabastlne Co.
own right to mnke wall coat
ing to mix with cold water.
HE INTETUOn WALLS of
every church and school should
bo coated only with pure, dur
able ALABASTINE. It safe
guards health. Hundreds of
tons uBed yearly for this work.
N BUYING ALABASTINE,
customers should avoid get
ting cheap kalsomlnes under
different names. Insist oa
having our goods In packagos
and properly labeled.
UISANCE of wall paper Is ob
viated by ALABASTINE. It
can be used on plastered www,
wood ceilings, brick or can
vas. A child can brush it on.
It does not rub or seals off.
STABLISHED In favor. Shun
all imitations. Ask paint deal
cr or druggist for tint card.
Write us for interesting book
let, free. ALABASTINE CO.,
Grand Baplds, Mich.
BUFFALO PITTS CO.
New Double Cylinder l'lirm T.ocu-
luotlvea mid Tlirualilng Sliiclilllery
Write for Catalogue.
30 K. Yiimhlll St., l'OKi r.ANI), Oil.
Mention this paper.
CURE YOURSELF I
Uee IlIgM for unnafural
irritations or ulcerations
of mucous ruembranus.
l'alnleas. ami nut astrln-
ItHtEvAliSCHtUIOAlCo. Kent or roUuuom.
I soiu ny iirncRlsti,
"or sent In plain wrapper,
ly exoroaa. rtrenald. far
11.00, or 3 hollies, 12.75.
Circular sent ou request.
r U B Lrlw I I'Mcnt advertlncd free.
ill ball I Froon i vice ns to pn
tentnblll y. Bendfor "invontors' 1'rlmer."
FUEt" MlLo B. STEV.fN CO.
V.I.I, 1MI 1117 I Jill fit.. U'lNlllNOTriM. 1). O.
llrsncli OCI.'es: Chicago, Cleveland, Detroit.
'1 fill 1 M
A Oullty Cotmclrnce.
Ttastnn Whad yo tlnk is do mnttah
wlf me, doetah?
Doctor Oh, nothing but chicken
pox, I gllCHH.
Itastus (getting norvons) I clnro on
mah iionah, doctnh, I haint bin no
whar I could kotcii datf Judge.
Ilrltlnh ArlNtiiorncj llliiiiipit,
Jfany people attribute the rercnt rnver
fi'K of thn l(ritili to tlie diKeneracy of the
aristocracy. Thn life of luxury rerialnly
linen not produce vigor. Indi'cuiiile nop
parn, lute bourn, eoiiHtant nerve Ktrain und
lack of exereinc iiiset the stomach mid
weaken both phynii'iil and mental vitality.
The blood that makes men heme mnt
roniu from active, healthy utomachi. Ilog
Icttor'B Stoinach Ilitter.i purities the blood
and strengthens the sioniacli. it cnrei
conntljiation, Indigestion, dyspepsia and
Tho street cars of Havana aro heavy,
cumbereome, old stylo carB, drawn by
thrco ponies, ono in tho lead of a span
at tho doublctroo, all of them li Helled
too far from the car for economy of
effort on tho part of the littlo beasts or
successful handling by tho driver.
Ilnn't I.nt Ciiimtliiatlon Kill Yimtr
It will do It. otienlv or In diaeiilse. I'onUi
tint on han tiihiiv
ation liai niHiiy long m'lenttllc aliases,
('HBcarctn rHtulyCatharilc will care you. brug-
glsts, 10c, Tc, :K.
Ill Kan Kafnel, Cal., is is illegal to
shoot Kumo with a repeating or inaga
Tim Shortest fli-iicrnl'li Long Tltlcn.
"Jlobf, wiio is Bometimca known as
Ionl Itoberts, ling, next to the royal
family, the longest lists of titles in
Great ilritain. Here is his official
designation: Baron Roberts, of Kan
diiliar and Waterford, P.C., K.P.,
G.C.U., G.C.S.I., G.C.I.K., V.C.,
D.G.L., LL.D. And yet ho is tho
shortest general in the servico. Should
ho bo triumphant in South Africa he
may count on a few more letters to his
name. Collier's Weekly.
If yon haven't a resular. healthy movement of tha
bowels eTcry day, yuu're sick, or will be. Keep your
bowels open, and be well. Force. In tnesbapoof
Tlolent physic or pill poison. Is dangerous. The
smoothest, easiest, most perfect way of keeping tbe
bowels clear and clean is to take
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Abont one-fourth of the population
of. Porto Rico are beggars.
nyaplmi'lo twist of tho wrist you c.tn line
up the cutter bar on tho
Champion Draw Cut Mower
You can't do It on nny othor." And there aro
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Requires some sort of a tonic that cleans out
the impurities. One that really does this and
Hoore's Revealed Remedy
Anil does It thoroughly. Tleasant to take. II.oO
, at your druggist's.
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TRAOI UAJIK RIOItTfRIO g
Old as the Hills
are the pains and nehes ol
Sure at taxes Is the euro of
St. Jacobs Oil
Wife John, you have a very annoy
ing habit of saying "What's that?"
whenever you are spoken to. Can't
you break yourself of it?
Husband (reading) Eh what'
that?" Tit Bits.
Tim Maker of Carter's Ink Say:
"We can't inakeany better ink than we do;
wc don't know how to. We can make
poorer ink, but we won't." Carter's Ink
is the best.
Theie is a time in every lfio when
one must concentrate or fail. it is bo
in business, in the choice of a profes
sion, in respect to religion. Rov. D.
Piso's Cure is the best nieiliciiie we ever
used for ait affections of the throat and
lungs. Wm. O. E.mjslev, Vanburen, Ind.,
Feb. 10, lfJOO.
Tho British government keeps li
vessels at work sounding and charting
the ocean beds to find out whero dang
ers lurk. Last year 10,000 square
miles were carefully charted in differ
ent parts of the world Asia, Africa
and tho South Pacific.
Refuse, choose and endure! They
are truly tho gTeat things of which this
life of toil and suffering are made.
Rev. D. C. MacLeod.
The rag pickers of Paris, of whom
there are aobut 40,000, are enraged be
cause the new -rubbish boxes-, just' in
troduced in that city, cannot be opened
liy any one but tho cart m on who ara
employed to carry off the contents.
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SURE CURE FOR PILES
ITCIUNO riles produce moisture andcauae llchlna.
This form, as well as llllnd. nieedluff ur l'rotrudlnif
l'lles are curedhv Dr.Bosanko'B Pile Remedy.
Stops Iti'lilne and blredlng. Absorbs tumors. 60o a
Jar atdruKglats or sent by mall. Treatlae frco. Tfrlta
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NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWtiERS.
llulldlne or remodeling residences and
stores. Wocarrj- a complete line of Mantels,
Grates und Tlllnf, Tile Flooring, Tlio Wain
scotlnp. Andirons, Fenders, Fcreens, Kltetrlc,
this and Comblnntlnn Chnndellvts, and all sup.
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We also carr)' alt kinds of lluttcriei, Hells and
Indicators, l'hotographa cheerful lr sent on
application. Fit A pf K IlOj.t (lain & O.
ma Washington St., l-ortlnnd, Or.
For Gonorrhtra and Ulwt get PaUt'i Okay Bpeoiflo. It
U the ONLY medicine which mill cuie rarh nti every
cue. NO (JASK known It haa ever fUfd to cure, no
matter how nerlous or of how lontf Umllncr. Heculta
from iU uso wtU astonish you. It U alwohitrlj aafo,
prevent n itrlcttir. od can he talen wlthnni Inconvei
iilnce and detention froui huilma. I'KICI $3.00. For
sale by alt rellahle drtifftrU. or ent prtpld by fxpitti,
iilalnlr wrapped, on nvWnt nf price, by
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CtfeuUr mailed on rcuue&t.
vyiiicx wrltimr to ntivertUen ile
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