Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907, March 02, 1900, Image 6

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I rif me down In the twilight cool
Of b busy summer's day.
And close mjr eyes, and lire again
The time so far away.
When Eddie and James and John were
And the tear to tnr cjes will creep.
For I seem to ait In the oW brown chair,
A-rockin' the boys to sleep.
1 bring John back from a home of wealth,
Where fame ami nwr dwell.
And rfntr and rock him to weep once
More bamr than toscne can tell.
I brave the storms on a shorele sea
Where tempest and surges sweep,
"And James is here and I rock again
"My wandcrius boy" to sleep.
I bnlld a stair to the heavens tall,
And reach In its sweet domaiu
For little Eddie and bring him back
To my lonely home again;
My throbbing heart Is heavy now
With a Teaming strong anil deep.
As I smooth the curls of tnr only babe
And rock biui once more to sleep.
They say' the old chair Is useless now,
'Tis creaking, and dull witb age.
And mast be forever put aside,
Like a well learned, worn-oat page.
Bat the old brown chair sings a song to
Aa It whispers of other years.
And it tells of the roughened places
And 'murmurs of childish tears. .
Yes, the old chair tells In an undertone.
In a voice so creaking and old.
Of the comfort it gave through bummer's
' As well 4s In winter's cold:
How those little dependent lives were
Through their childish sorrowr deep. did its host-to ease each paiu.
While rocking the boys to sleep.
cc Miss Kent, who wondered at hi. CEILDEEN'S COLUMN. KirtAWow ?,0!!,1(, fot
absence. I How many bones In the ball of the foe
But why should she rememlicr blm?
Wns not rich young Townsend, who
was sold to bo "dying for ber." ready
at her call? And were there not picnics
and parties, and excursions In
Myra Kent was the principal figure?
Itowen often asked himself If the girl
knew that she had not seen him. It
was In vain that be scoffed at himself,
for erery hour In the day lie must owu
that be loved ber-tliat the thought
that he must live his life without her
was so unbearable to him that he
fought against It.
On the fourth day from that on
Somethlnc thot Will Interest the Jn
venlle Member, of Hvery Household
-Quaint Actions and Hrlijht fajliiK
of Manx Cote aud Cunning Children.
"You're a coward:" A sentence cal
culated to make any schoolboy clench
bis flsts and promptly endeavor to make
his accuser prove or eat his word.
II IU VlHj WU - m
which the conversation oil the balcony . "les. i coune jou are. ur ju .. .
bad been held. Itowen said that ha. told that you were one of the party that
i.i - .1.1 i... t,. .i... .-r..h uusetold Mother Tuck's cart; ami Dan
and, if the bauble was not found, ho! Iaa. the bully of the school, scowled
would summarily cut short the fasclun- at the delicate-looking, slim lad. who
tlon which bound him he would take
, t- ...h ih nalins are put.
How nisny bones In the toe, half
Twenty-eight, and there are bo more.
Hlmple Simon.
a r
the evening train to l-oinlon.
"I think I am losing my senses," he
I said, as be strolled down the road. bl
eyes Used on the ground, bis cigar for
gotten between bis lips.
There was n rustle in the bushes, a
Ebrlll bark sounded, and then out
dasXcd a little Skye terrier, who tlew
at Itowen In an exuberance of gladness
at sight of bltn
i . . l . I.I...
sioou ijuieuy, u ueruuij, wiic
in the cricket ground.
Peruana I am." was the reply, "but
then I did not pocket any of the old
woman's apples afterwards." and
Dicky Ford grew bolder as ho went on:
"No, a spree Is one thing, but to rob
a poor apple woman Is very different."
"I'll knock your young head off. If
you say that again." roared Dsn, crim
son with rage and the knowledge of his
I MnA nn.a. I... llfllt tint
Kowen stopped to caress the creature, ; , ", , ,. ,, , .....
... . . . ' V. . , ' 1 been seen by any of the other boys.
wuicu Deiongeu to .Myra n.eui. ami was, ... .., . ,
ber constant companion.
The young man's eyes glanced about.
hoping to see the dog's mistress; but uo
But Dicky, lighter of foot than his
persecutor, had scudded off to the other
end of the Held.
I PpoKoTit t ihprfl un n nnlftci nr men
one appeared, and at last Itowen was ' , " .,in,ltu? nIl,i ,pn,irai,t in
sure she was not Dear.
the road closo by. and every boy ran to
came a mail null, followed ny scores
of roeu and boys at a respectful distance.
The sight of the boys on the wall at
The Lost Bracelet. J
4 M
Ml W
ivci i was sitting in a
low chair on the balcony, her
' head leaned back, her eyes
lowered to the face of the young man
who lounged on the steps near her a
handsome young man, the "second
Adonis," the ladles were wont to call
"What an awful pity that Tom Itow
en has no money," they said to them
selves, with the most pathetic em
puusis. -ins tace anu tils manners
are perfect-"
"They like to tllrt with me," be said
with a smile of self-disdain, "but they
know better than to hay 'Yes' to me."
To an observer, her eyes seemed
resting on his now, but be knew they
were only Idly glancing.
"Do you value the trinket so highly?"
Kowen bad Just asked.
"The trlnketr she exclaimed. Indig
nantly. "I do not call It a trinket. It
Is a most precious relic; It has been in
the family almost '200 years. I would
give anything to have the bracelet back
again anything!"
"Let us be practical. What would
you bestow upon the man who will re
fctore your bracelet to you?"
"Anything anything!" cried Miss
Kent, siting up.lght, her eyes spar
kling. "Vou have no. Idea bow much
1 want that bracelet! Besides my af
fection for It, do you know there Is n
legend connected It. to the effect
that so long as It Is kept In the family.
good luck will never desert the Keuts?
"But the reward?" quietly persIs.eJ
the young man.
Myra Kent laughid the sweet, sin
cere laugh which Itowen had come to
know so well, and which was so differ
ent from that of most girls of fashion.
"There la little I would not give,"
she said, half In earnest. "I believe I
would give my hand, If the man did me
the honor to want it."
Tom Itowen rose to his feet. Though
Ills eyes glowed peculiarly, though his
face was pale, he yet commanded his
voice, so as to say, mocklugly:
"Of course, Miss Kent, you are safe
enough in adding that last clause to
your offer of reward. You know the
bracelet Is gone Irrecoverably. You lost
It on the highway more than a week
ugo; you nave yourself looked over
every foot of the road. Some trump
nas round it; it is probably In some ob
scure pawnbroker's shop by this time."
lie added a few more words on some
other subject, and then he sauntered
slowly nwuy down one of the walks of
the garden aud disappeared among the
As soon as ho wns out of sight his
whole nppeumuee changed. He looked
alert and alive. He stood still a mo
ment, glauclng about him.
"It Is nil folly, I know, but I am go
ing to try to llnd the bracelet for her.
I should Ike to do tlmt. Of course 1
cannot ask her to be my wife; sho Is
the last person under the suu to be a
poor ;nyiu's wife. Her father would
disinherit her, and how nm I going to
get her the fol-de-rols which nro neces
sary to her existence?"
While ho walked ho wns looking
nmong the dust-covered golden rod and
glasses along the roadside. Ho went
on thus fur half a mile, then he reach
ed a t n in. and retraced Ills steps ou the
other side of the way. He gave up the
next three hours to n thorough exam
ination of the space of road where the
bracelet had been lost.
Like all people who are looking for
some lost article, It seemed to lilm tliut
uudernonth every shrub, secreted be
hind every stone, ho should llnd the
trensure. Thero Is u wonderful fascina
tion lu such u search.
It was not until dusk that Itowen
gave It up for that day, and returned to
tlio hotel In the villngo where bo was
For the next two dnys ho was en
caged lu the same way, and be did not
Instead of going back In a few mo-, , ,. .,, ,.. i1Mn,i,i t. erieket
meuis me uog Kepi near, anu ui msi, fle(, Uown ie roa(, , ,orr,c ,,.,ce
ivnnn inircn in iirivi mill uwuv. '
Alfred persisted In remaining.
You are not at all like your nils-
trss, said Itowen. with some bitter
ness. "ttUe WOUIll nut mnnlleal SUCH tmnt H ntn.ntlnn nm! ivlth n hollow
delight nt being with me." I It turned on them, tearing headlong at
The man aud dog went on slowly, tne u-,,11 with a mad bound. Of course.
and It was Hot until some minutes bad tue iHya scattered In all directions as
passed that Itowen noticed that the tbe animal half fell, half cleared the
terrier continually turned back aud Wall. and then scrambling to Its feet,
looked at him as If asking him to stood for a second before charging the
come. fleeing crowd.
Idly at last Itowen turned and fol- Nobody In tbe hurry bad noticed that
lowed Alfred, who leuiied a stone wall Dan Isaacs had sprained b!a ankle as
1 He
fidied the
The whole long afternoun.
Until above the chimney top
Fecial up the laughing mon.
Then winding up hU line, he said,
'They will not Wte today:
It must have Ix-vn thoe liarkliig dogs
That scared the tish aay."
and flew across a field covered with
faded golden red. He uttc.eJ sl.o t
barks of satisfaction as he went, nud
was constantly turning about to see
that Itowen followed. He went faster
and faster, so that Anally Itowen was
nearly running to keep him In sight.
Suddenly tbe dog leaped and scram
bled down the steep bank of a dry wa
ter course, and when Itowen came to
tbe edge and looked down be uttered
an exclamation of alarm and surprise
and then swung himself down from a
birch tree and fell rather than walked
to a place where lay a figure whose
blue dress and bright scarf were fam
iliar to his eyes.
"Myra!" be cried, as be flung himself
down by her.
All bis love and agony were In that
word. He had feared to llnd her
senseless, dead, but she looked at blm,
and a faint smile came to her white
lips. As she met his eyes, as the tire
In them poured down iiou her, a tinge
of color came Into ber face.
"I think most of my ribs are broken.
and perhaps tbe rest of my bones,"
she said, with an effort at speaking as
lightly as ber. words sounded. "But
I've found my bracelet."
As she spoke the last words her face
turned deathly white, and she sank
still further back in unconsciousness.
A quarter of an hour later, when life
returned to her, she fouud herself sup
ported in Itowen's arms, aud before she
opened ber eyes she felt a pair of trem
bling .Hps pressed passlouatily up.n
her own.
"Forgive me! Forgive me!" murmur
ed Itowen. "I was wild I thought you
dead! May you never suffer as I have."
She tried to withdraw herself, but he
held ber fast; be could not let her go.
There was something In her face that j
emboldened mm, that made bis hopes
rise Intoxlcatlngly.
And now that I am not dead?" she
whispered, at last
"Ah, now now I will never let you
go!" he exclaimed, holding her yet
closer. "Have you ever guessed bow I
love you?"
"Yes I half fancied but " was
the low response.
"But what?"
"I dared not think of It because be
cause I was nrrald I should discover
that I loved you!" was the delicious reply.
A few moments after ho snld:
"I Intended to have fouud that brace
let myself."
"It's ail tbe same," she said, shyly
smiling, "since I have fouud It."
Spare Moments.
Hindoo Knglish.
Tbe following Is taken from a liotei
advertisement In the Calcutta Times:
"Gentlemen who come In hotel not say
anything about their meals they will
be charged for, and If they should say
beforehand that they are going out 'to
breakfast or dinner, etc., aud If they
say that they not have nnythlng to eut
they will be charged, and if not so they
will not be charged, or unless they
bring It to tho notice of the manager
of the place, and should they want to
say nnythlng they must order the mali
nger for one, not any one else, and un
less they bring not It to the notice of
the manager they will be charged for
tho least things according to the hotel
rate, and no fuss will be allowed after
ward about It."
First Blood or Biits.
First blood lu the Transvaal war fell
to the Boers on Oct. 12, an nnuoivd
train ou tho way to Mnfcklng being
attacked and disabled, and tbe little
British force captured.
he Jumped from the wall, and was try
tag painfully to escape the notice of the
bull by crawling Into the shelter of the
little clump of trees In tbe corner of the
cricket ground
Suddenly, the furious beast caught
sight of him. and with a tierce bellow
turned on him. Poor Dan. nearly dead
' with fright and pain. Just managed to
elude the mad rush by the aid of a
friendly tree, but a few minutes of
dodging tired him out, and he screamed
for help, while the men and boys
seemed paralyzed and unable to su
gest any meacK of diverting tho bull's
Then they all held tbelr breath In
fright, as little Dickie, with a shout
burst to tbe front, dribbling before him
a football right up to. the bull.
"Come back, come back!" they cried
you'll be killed!"
But Dicky was no coward now. With
a tlrm kick he sent tbe ball slap In tbe
face of tbe bull as be was on tbe point
of tossing tbe now fagged-out Dun.
Staggered by the sudden sting of the
ball the beast In its blind rage turned
to follow tho football as It rebounded
from Its head, seeing In It a new enemy,
and, butting at It fiercely, was soon at
the other end of the field, while the
boys helped the badly-frightened Dan
over the wall and hurried over them
selves as two meu with r I lie 3 made
their appearance.
Stopping for a while to take breath
the bull glared around him as If uncer
tain what to do next. He bad not much
time for decision, however, as two re
ports rang out heavily on the nlr, and
the bull fell headlong, rose with a roar
of pain and anger, and then, as another
shot echoed against the school walb,
fell again, with n thud, this time with
a bullet through bis heart.
"Three cheers for Dicky Ford!"
shouted the boys, as they gathered
round the dead beast. And they gave
them, too, with a will, while Dan, with
tears in his eyes. In broken tones
begged Dicky's pardon for calling blm
a coward.
"Fancy going for a bull with a foot
ball!" they all cried; "why, nobody but
Dicky would have thought of such a
"I don't know why I did It," said
Dick, blushing at the enthusiastic greet
ings of the other boys; "but I Just
thought perhaps n kick at tbe bull with
a football might take his attention
away from Dan."
"Hurrah for Dicky Ford!" they all
shouted again; and Dickie could't help
thinking that he had bad, after all, his
revenge on tbe boy who called blm
coward. Wnverley Magazine.
Lots of men might acquire fortunes
If they didn't waste so much time lu
figuring bow to make money without
The Hone Jlniclc.
Every one knows tho helpful little
rhyme beginning "Thirty dnys bnth
September," and the scholars who are
"grinding away" at anatomy will per
haps find this one of some vnlue:
How many bones In the Unman face?
Fourteen, when they're all In pluce.
How many bones in the human head?
Eight, my child, as I've often snld.
How many bones In the human ear?
Four in each, and they help to hear.
How ninny bones in the human spine?
Twenty-four, like a climbing vine.
How many hones in the human chest?
Twenty-four ribs, aud two of tho rest.
How many bones In the shoulders hind?
Two In each one before, one behind.
How many bones in the human arm?
In each arm one; two In each forearm.
How many bones lu the human wrist?
Eight in each. If none urc inlubcd.
How maiiy bones lu the palm of the
Five In each, with many a band.
How many bones In the fingers ten?
Twenty-eight, and by joints they bend.
How many bones lu the human hip?
One la each, like a dish they dip.
How many bones in the human thigh?
Ono In each, and deep they He.
How many bones In the human knees?
One In each, the knecpan, please.
How many bouen in the leg from the
knee? J
Two lu each, we can plainly see.
Took Them Alnnu.
Anecdotes of dogs urc Innumerable.
Au entertaining one tell of a farmer,
who. having sold n Hock or sheep to a
dealer, lent him his dog to drive them
home, a distance of thirty miles, de
siring him to ghc tho dog n meal at
the Journey's end aud tell It to gi
home. The drover found the dog so
useful that lie determined to steal it.
and. Instead of Ketidlug It buck, ho
locked It up. The collie grew sulky,
nud nt last effected lt escape. Evident
ly deeming the drover hud no more
right to deinln the sheep than he had
to detain Itself, the honest creature
went Into the Held, collected all tho
sheep that had belonged to Its muster.
and. to that person's great nxtoulsh
ineiit. drove the whole tiock home
Who Wu Shot ?
A duel was once fought by two men
named Sliott nud Nott. Nott wns shot
and Shott was not. In tlilt case It Is
better to be Shott thnn Nott. There
was a rumor that Nott wns not shot,
but that Shott was shot notwithstand
ing. Circumstantial evidence is not al
ways good. On trial It might
that the shot Shott shot shot Nott. or it
might be possible that the shot Shott
shot shut himself, when the whole af
fair would be as at first, aud Shott
would Le shot and Nolt would be not.
We think, however, that the shot Shott
shot shot not Shott, but Nott: nuy way,
It Is hard to tell who was shot.
To He Gentlemen.
The stildeuts of the Waterloo high
school of Auburn, Iml., have subscrib
ed to tbe following rules of propriety,
which marks quite n departure from
the usual rowdyism of college boys:
1. We will not communicate uor nsk
to commuult-ate while lu the sctaol
2. We will keep refined portions lu
our school seats.
3. We will cultivate a light step.
4. We will not ask for ludlvdual fa
vors. 5. We will prepare all writing ma
terial lu the morning.
A lteadLm rh-lcl-M Wlio-e I'rollL tlo
to Church mid thiirlly.
Dr. Isaac Detweller. of Heading. I .,
probably the only physician In Iho
world who give, every dollar derived
from ins practice o
medicine to tho
church and clmrlty.
l or over ten years
he hit iteelt dolllR
Hit, ulllintijcli It
una not generally
known. Dr. Det
welter celebrated
In seventieth birth
day anniversary
nn. this week.
Dr. Detweller hn lived lu Heading
thirty-six year. When starting out in
life lie made a vow that as he pros
pefed In hU profession or business ho
would give a certain percentage to the
cause uf religion and charity. He has
done o. More than leu years (.'" he
made another vow tlmt wlmlever In
come he might derive thereafter from
his prnetlve if medicine would be given
lu these good causes. The amount of
money he hn given since then aggre
gates ten of thousand. Although to
day not considering himself an active
practitioner, Ills receipt from his pro
fession last year amounted to probably
JUO a month, all of which was or will
be donated to religious nud charitable
During the Spaulsh-Amerlcan wor be
contributed $'--'3 for the purcboe of
ltlbliw and tesiameiits for the soldiers,
and he paid for much other religious
literature that was sent to them.
Camlr for tho riolitlnm.
Candy of good quality. coultlng ot
mixed chocolafe crviitu. lemon diops,
coconuut maroons nud acidulated fruit
drop, has been milled to the regular
rotlou of Iho A merlin n soldier. One
New York tlrm tins shipped more thnn
fifty ton of confectionery during th
past year fur the trtMip lu the I li 1 1 1 1
plnes. Culm and I 'or In Itlt-o. The line
of cundy as an army ration originated
lu some exiM'rlmeiit ou the diet of the
troops concluded by the (erumii gov
ernment ten years ago. They showed
Hint the addition of candy mid choco
late to the regular ration greatly Im
proved (lie health and endurance of tho
troop using It Since that time the
Ccrmnu government has Issued cake
of chocolate and a limited amount of
other coufectlonery. The tjuet-n for
warded five hundred tlioinwuid kiiiiiiIi
of chocolate In hnlf-iiouud pflrkngi' a
a Christina treat for the troops In tho
TnitiHvnal. American Jntn manufactur
er are considering n mot fluent to add
Jam to the army ration. It having been
found wholesome for the llrltlh army.
ThmiKht Alt Ioj,-h Harked.
"Are you nn old sea-dog?" asked
4-year-old Bobby of his sailor uncle,
whom he bad Just met for the tlrst
"Yes, thnt's what they call me," was
the reply.
"Well, then," continued Bobby, "let
me hear you bark."
He Divided Kqunlly.
"Bobble, did you divide the orange
in equal parts between your little
friend and yourself?"
"Yes'm; I gave film nil the outside
and took all the Inside."
Nerve of a Mnn with Broken I.cj; Hop
IilntC Toward Home.
William Francis, years old, of 30(1
Van Slckleu avenue, Brooklyn, nston
lulled the police of the Liberty Avenue
Station, In that borough, with u re
markable exhibition of nerve. Francis
wns fouud on the street near the Van
Slcklen Avenue Station of the King
County Elevated Itullrond hopping
along on one foot In the direction of his
home. He would full, and then, with
great effort, pick himself up again and
continue hopping.
"What's the matter with you?" nsk
cd a policeman.
"Guess I've broken my leg," return
ed Francis, quietly.
"Broken your leg? Where did It
happen'" gasped tho surprised police
man. "Oh, I fell on n sidewalk over In
Manhattan," replied Francis, about to
resume bis hopping toward homo.
The policeman stopped him. "Do
you mean to say that you came all tho
way from Muuhnttnn to East New
York with a broken leg?" he naked In
"Why, yes; I thought tho best thing
I could do would be to come home, and
I came.
"How'd you come?"
"By the elevated."
The policeman called nn ambulance.
and after Francis had been attended
by the surgeon ho wns taken to his
"(lee, I suppose If he'd broken both
his legs he'd hnve walked home on Ills
hands," declared the policeman In pro
found admiration of Frauds' nerve.
New York Times.
Cremation In London.
In 1885 only three bodies wero dls.
posed of by the London Cremation So
ciety. In 1898 the number hnd risen
to 240.
To Make a Holiday.
Tho average number of horses killed
In Spanish bull fights every year ex-
ceeds 5,000, while from 1,000 to l.liOO
bulls are sacrificed.
"Ilrlditc," or "Itiissiiwi Whim "
America has already rivaled England
as a home for wlilst; It will be Inter
esting to see whether we shall alo fol
low the example of our trans-Atlantic
cousins lu the mania for "bridge," or
"Husslan whist." which I now nil iho
rage In 1-oinlon. nud in many card cir
cles has made whist ns obsolete n
"Boston." It Is a sort of dummy whist.
Different suits of cards give different
values to the tricks, the red suit, for
example, being more valuable than tho
black. The dealer dncn not turn up a
trump card, but has the privilege of
making any suit he plensns trump, or
may declare no trnmiw, which In
creases the value of the trick. This
value, also, may be doubled again nnd
again by the holder of good hands, so
that It Is n game of uncertainties. Tho
best authorities use tho American lends,
which are rather dropping out of use lu
English whist. A trentle on brldgo
by Archibald Dunn. Jr., has lately lieen
published In England, nnd there I like
ly to be demand for American book.
Sprlugfleld (Mass.) Itcpuhllcau.
A Wlmi Child.
Inspector Suppose I lent your father
tiuuiu .itincniid no promised to pay mo
back 10 ou the first of every month,
how much would he owu me nt the eud
of tho year? Now, think well befoio
you answer.
Pupll-100. sir.
Inspector You're n very Icnornnt
little girl. You dou't know tho most
elementary rules of nrlthmetlc!
Pupil Ah, sir. but you don't know
fntherl Puueh.
C An El .mlo Ourrcnoy.
"What we need Is nn elastic curren
cy," said Mr. (Jeezor, who was elucldnt
lug tho money question to his wife.
"Then, why doesn't tho government
print banknotes ou thin sheets of rub
ber?" demanded Mrs. Oeezer, with tho
nlr of ono who has solved a mighty
problem. Harper's Bnznr.
Church Cat.
Thero exists lu Nnnlcs a ram of rnfs
which live lu churches. Thev nro kent
nud fed by tho authorities ou purpose
to cat the mice which Infest ull old
buildings there. Tho anlnials niny
often bo seen walking about nmonir ih
congregation, or sitting gravely beforo
tue nitar during the tlmo of mnss.
Acetyl ne-GuH Signals.
From Corfu custle to Bournemouth
West Cliff English military men havo
passed ncetyleno gns signals, u dlstnncn
of twelvo miles tho message being
dear to tho linked eye.
Varying Effects or Frost.
Frost ban a vnrletv nt,.(
-..v-m UJUU
different products. Under tho snmo In-
fluenpo otra wlh liii-a .
-r" ..... Mini, . Uflll-B COU-
trugt and potatoes turn black.
Dc-lrnble Quarter. t'ainnil,M ,
In tho World'. Mfi!:ty
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of course, that house ri.n
coiisHieniiuy greater In Jri
time urn In nriivliiii "I I
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In Hiu iiielrtipoli iiu.j. vj.' l
rttul nhi t'lii-i utifr '
...... .... .. , ,,0
which society hovers Hiu , ,
lil iin venture to tiling I .iimtfilmrM It... fl
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ill inniiiiiiiiiiiiu iiiiusi s In lt(.i.N
.iiHjiiiir, ur rvnmi' .,V
juiun ui iho n i'i iii , tnl
nun- u minimi merlin :(l tl(l
u, iiiHi, in mart w
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Hint lili-lil t fiialilniiiii.i.. .. .
It I rnlher singgeri,,K ,0 ,23;
50.(KX) n year I really (10i ,7
extravagant rent to ,,.iy f0. ffed
liotlKO III till quarter'
Tin. nkJaTl
pie fact of the matter i liuwRS.
you cttunot get n dee. ilt iiug,, ,4)
less than aim .rn ingm!
would only have three or tJjai,
room,, ami, generally icii(i,jger.
not have greater ni ' mni,1,Mt,Jcrlj
n house at $2SO or fcmo a yt,i'I
suburb, or nt half tlmt price
vlnehtl town. SSL
(iroaveimr square ami f'
square are renowned tiinilitJfflfc
society. which pay astotiutJnm
II resilience Ihere ..lufckfllllj
nier first. The whole s.ui.irohSHj
fewer thnn sixty limn,,, btfr-i
fact that their combined annJiTft:
I nlHiut J-WMXHI! Big ns ilJe Jss;
getting a house here A tufevo,
great difficulty and selil. m li uflTl?!
to let for long. Nothing , n i-iWc
less than ffi.000 n year nud MRS1
figure nu Intending tei.nm tm.SllH
to SWUjoo a year.
Berkeley square la likevvin ftfi
to get Into. It I rattier "Hfulrli
nud evero and the a rj tnc
woman from the ootmtrr mifV'dJv
able to nee anything a...i tU'iSK
which would Justify a l..iryf
lug made upon a tenant iwcUrejj
nil the same house her.- ire tsjest
n premium and ymi 1 not renti
of a residence fur $2 Vm n ynrVg
ui far a thnt cues. Is !.e aivstlor
thin very astonishing
1 mlil.
St. James' square I anolV:
lere the Duke -t N2
such other a IGrtXjM
nt XI, would eai.ljJSil
might have to wait year o t
he desired to live there f 15.io5
000 a year I quite n tiioderVfgjJj
n house so situated uti'Vksnn
twiitM. u-liiPf till, tltlke of Vii
side, and
i.alit. til,-..
LVi.tx-O a year In rent.
Carlton House terrace lifiCU?
men and nmlmssndnr I've.
It tenants dearly. At b ait fcjijp
year mut Im ild for ntirtblor BT8
thl jwirtlcular iielghlxirtiooil tflgc
Aslor gave more than f."Ui.WOJlujI
purchased one of the hooM-t
race, formerly occupied Uy 'Sffi
vllle. Yet the ordinary man 15
mork that the holism are tintMjsi
detached and that out anil; glj,
events, they are far from impoiUfl
. . nla'
Hlnov Mitt Joined thn fKHX
My maw ha Joined inr w..mtS?
an' I ain't dnln' a th us Sgi
But bavin' Jut the ua;
had. by Jliig. S55
I go out every day and i!ay iLMjp
the uclKlilMirucMMi, IWJ
no one telU me Mhrn I
member, now. lie b-i-h! VO,
If I tn- like It. I lM-hse. an' gg
rm toiiKii,
A.. u ln.ti flu fkllinr Llit tfC't CI!
their ear a cuff. Jffl
For I'm the whole thing Tom'!?
an' I ain't tin cheap lut
Since my maw went dow mow" ffiS
au' Joined n woman's club.ert
I can't spend time to go to scboolild
to stay at home li
An' mind the bell nnd take thei!2
visitors that come. 15.
It'a -heaps of fun to meet a lot
at the door gi
An' tell them that my maw it ""gff
here 110 more.
I gali 11 bout my paw and inc.
times almost dlo 1531
To see 'em wriggle round an' Wjpo
the rcOKon why; fcrfjj
I a'pose they think she's been 9
an oil that flub-a-dtib-
I tell you, life' a picnic since nu'ten"
a woman's club. Pin
My paw on' I get dinner now ilA'ft
restaurant. .enTi
An' he's a good a he can beio'tjtJJ
what I want;
I have Ice cream all 1 cn lu
oranges 1111' such, if P
An' every night I eat etiotii'li, r"""
to kill the Dutch; 9
I get plum puddin', pie no' W0
coffee strong an' black, sws
Just like the kind they brlnt to iLJJ
he don't send It bark. oti
I like to live like this, you bet, 'fuj
such bully grub, Bfi
An' I shan't kirk If my mafMM
Join another club. fij
Minneapolis Journal. mil
' Jwoi
Stopped Ills rap". Mjjo
The Judge at Helrn, SoutbStor
tins stoped the Issue of tho IWUdj
for two weeks, ns tho ri'lnBgc
I tor necessary by the Porl&r,'
Honor I.nelnimn T.niina. ha KTi!
detuned to thnt length or iini"t
for somo technical offense wmiM
twelve months ngo when ho ,v,2igl
in luxury of Police.
.... 1. bnUni
Pin eninnr. so inr us in " nrcs
ever como lu contact with 'betSjlfl
mingled Its substance with ndj
phere. The nearest npproaw f nt,
......,.! Hi., nmilnt nt 17'" T70
approached to within 1,400,000
our piaiiL-i.
Internltv Kiiooiirsg'
French parents possesilnif
moro children havo certtr
frnm tnrntlon. In Efi ft
150,000 families
Tho actions
inuko him great
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