Sam's Gr&fidtootfier. AM really glad to see you, old fel II low!" It wns n handsome young man who spoke the words to. nn other, who had just lenjed lightly from tho train at n nent country village not a thousand miles from well, no matter where. "It does mo good to see you dear old boy. I didn't half think you would come." "You can't he more delighted to see mo than I am to be here, Sam. Why didn't you think I would come? wrote you I would." "Oh, yes; but fancy -what you had to Where's your "luggage. Jack?" "Right here. A big telescope and my gun case; you said you bad some good shooting about these woods." "Yes. we have that! Come, bundle the traps right Into the buggy, and we'll be off. 1 dare say Mime has had enpper waiting this half hour." "Up you go, then." Jack Cameron tossed his thinks Into the back of the low buggy, 'took a Beat beside Sam, who already sat holding his lines, and they were off down the smooth road to Woodslde, tho pretty place two miles from town where Sam Dermott lived with his old-maid sister, since the death of their .father left them the owners of land and property. "Explain yourself, old man," said Jack, turning to his friend, as they BEG PAIIDON, nUT CAN I ASSIST YOU!" ' bowled along. "Why did you imagine I would not come?" "Oh, you were spending your vaca tion at your brother Tom's, and they had a lot of pretty girls there, and eo " "Just stop right now, Sam; that Is the identical reason I ran away." "What, from the girls?" "Exactly. Tom's wife Is a regular little match-maker, as you know. She had those girls out partly with that very Idea thinks It Is time I was set tled, and nil that, you see. I got so fearfully tired of their dressing and flirting and making eyes at a fellow, and talking as If butter wouldn't melt In their mouths nh, bah! It makes me sick now! Don't you ever believe I was going to stny there, when I could be out here with you and Miss Mime not much!" hearty laugh. j mi m n.ri.w iiimif ma nnnn nni frnnn n "Mighty glad we are to get you on nny terms, Jacic, lad; but aren't you a trine hard on the girls? They are not nil like that." "Well, most of 'em are. I'm sick of tho whole business. Haven't got a girl waiting for me here, have you? i n go straignt bacK if you have." "Then I wouldn't tell you If there was oue. But no, there Isn't a female bouI on the place except sister Jemima and her cook and housemaid, nor very many in the near neighborhood." "Sure you have not a few coming lorn little visit r "No, not expecting nny. Oh, yes, Mime did get a letter from our respect rd grandmamma saying she might drop In on us this week. Nobody else, I issure you." "Drive on, then. We will let the good grandmamma come If she wants to. Bhe won't luterfero with our shooting and fishing. I'm content to stay as long as you'll let me, Sam." "Then you won't go back to the city prlnd in a hurry, tell you that! Get Dp, Dan! Show your heels to our rrlend, enn't you? He's n little dnndy, Jack! Cost mo a cool two hundred, and I wouldn't look at three for him b girls were quite forgotten In fs pet pony, and before they reach 2 ed Woodslde Jack's face had entirely lost Its tired look of disgust with the world In general. Miss Jemima (or Mime, ns she was usually called) was standing on the front veranda to wel come them and hid them hasten to get ready for supper, or her nice hot rolls would be spoiled. They were soon seated at her hosplt able board, and Jack did full Justice not only to the rolls, but the fragrant coffee, rich cream, fresh home-cured ham and eggs, and nil the other dainty dishes In which Miss Mime's heart de lighted. After supper they paid n visit to the stables before dark, and laid plans for n drive to Flat Rock on a fishing trip next day. Two or three similar days Hew rapidly by, Jack de claring he would not exchnnge the good times he was having with Sam for nil the girls in the world. Four days after he came Sam was obliged to go to a neighboring town on a bit of law business he hnd to be a witness In a land suit for another mnn and Jnck, not caring to put through n dull day in a country court, Intended to spend the time hunting In the woods around the farm. While they sat at breakfast, or rath er as they -were rising from the table, n telegram was handed to Sam, which he hastily read, and gave an exclama tion of vexation. "Now, hang it all!" said he, "I've got to go on this troublesome case, and here's a message from grandmother she will be at Hnrtvllle this afternoon. and wants me to come over and meet her there." "Oh, is grandmother coming to-day?" asked Mime, stopping In the door on her way to the kitchen. "So this says; and what to do I don't know, unless you will go over, Mime." "Can't I go?" put In Jack. "I am at the service of the venerable lady for any length of time, and of course ns she Is old, and not apt to be very strong, she must not be left alone at a trange place. I'll go for you, Sam, with pleasure." Sam had turned to Jack with a queer expression on his face, and Miss Mime began to say: "What? Grandmother? Oh, she's" But Sam hastily stepped up to her, said something In a low tone, and turn ed to his friend. The very thing, Jack! I do wish you would go. You can drive Dan to the buggy, and I'll take old Cob to the road cart." "All right; I'll go. How shall I know the dear old lady? Can you describe her, as she will not kuow me, of course?" Sam had his back turned and his voice sounded odd as be replied: "Oh, the station agent nt Hartville knows her. She often comes thnt way. Ho will show her to you. Be sure to take good care of her, Jack. Ha! ha!" "To bo sure I will. What are you lnugmng at, samr uu, uuiy uu lueu mat struck me something about Donovan's case. Good by, old boy. I'll be at home ns early as possible. Don't forget to meet Grand mother Dermott. Good-by. Ha! ha ha!" Sam went out leaving Jack wonder lng what tickled him so; but as he was not familiar with the Donovan case oi course it mignt be a very funny one At a o'clock tlint afternoon Jack drove up to tho little dingy railroad station at Hartville, and hitched Dan to a convenient post. He drew out bis watch, and glancing at it, observed: "Not much time to spare! Train's duo now, Jf Sam was right. Ah, there it comes! Where's that agent? Never mind him, anyway! If only one old lady gets off, I shall know It is Sam's grandmother without nny Introduction. I'd better bo near; the dear old soul may need help to get off." Jack gallantly drew very close to tho train ns It stopped, and stood waiting for his passenger. Half a dozen coun trymen, two women with babies in their arms, and a fat colored woman, nobody else, except a slender girl in a stylish black suit, at whom even worn-an-bater Jack had to cast a second glance, she was so exceedingly pretty and attractive. "Where's my old lady?" ho said to himself. "Something must have hap pened, for she Is certainly not here. I wonder why she did not come?" But as she bad not, he -was about to go back to tho buggy, when ho saw tho handsome girl standing near him with a perplexed look on her loyely face. Jacic stepped up, lifting bis hat. "Beg pardon, miss, but can I assist you? Are you looking for some one?" Tho lady gave him n smile, and" nn awored: "Yes, I did expect some one to meet me from Woodslde Farm, but no one is here. Are there nny conveyances to be hired nt this place, do you know?" "I do not, Indeed," returned Jnck, astonished. "But 1 come from Wood slde myself. I, too, expected to meet a lady who has not arrived Mrs. Der mott." The Indy smiled again, and said, brightly: "Oil, then we nre all right! 1 nm Mrs. Captain Dermott, and you must be the friend Sam wrote they were ex pecting from tho city." "I am Sam's friend, certainly, hut but there Is some mistake." stammer ed Jack. "I I came to meet Sam's grandmother, n very old lady." A merry little laugh was his answer. "I think there Is no mistake. Mr. " "Cameron," Jack barely bad sense to supply. "Thank you, Mr. Cameron; then I be lieve It Is all right! I am Sam's grand mother, though perhaps not so old as might have been expected. Did you ever know that Captain Dermott was married only two years before his death? And I was not sorry, even It he was an old man, for lie was so good to me." she ndded, honestly, a regret ful look coming over her sweet face. Jack made out to stammer again: "I I never heard. I did not I was not oh, excuse me, miss madam, I mean but I nm renlly knocked off my plus, If you will forgive the slang, with this surprise. I was prepared for A white-haired, feeble old lady, who would need help in getting off tho train, but not not this, you see!" Another merry laugh from Mrs. Der mott. "I wonder Snm or Mime did not tell you better. Why did not Sam eomd with you?" I Hnd to go over to Cloverton on somebody's lawsuit. So I took his place. And renlly, Mrs. Dermott, I'm not always such a fool! I'ardon me, 1 and tell me where to llnd your bag gage, i win see to Having it sent out." 'Thank you. There Is only one trunk. Here is the cheek." She gave It to blni. and bo bad pres ently engaged the wagon to bring It to the farm, hnd put her Into the buggy, and was driving back to Woodslde. for once In his life almost dumb. He Imply could not talk, he was so pro voked at himself for making so great a dunce of himself, and nt Snm, whom he saw had played a clever trick on him. "I knov now what be laughed at this morning." he thought, snvagelv. "Oh. but I'll get even with him for this, If I have to ho his grandfather to do it!" When they stojijied at the door Mime came running out to meet them. "You found her, did you?" "Yes, I did, nnd I mnde a big fool of myself, Miss Mime, and I believe you nnd Sam iilanned It all, tool" Then they all three broke Into n laugh, nnd when Mrs. Dermott. nft..r she had kissed Mime, held out her white hand nnd said, pleasant Ij-, "But you mustn't be nngry with me. Mr. Cameron, for I was as Innocent as yourself. Shall we be friends?" he could do nothing but extend his own and say, humbly: "It shall not be my fault If we nre anything else, I don't care whose grandmother you are!" But when he wns alone with Sam that night, didn't Sam catch it? "I declare, I never thought hut what you knew," ho said, when Jack would let him speak at all. "Grandfather Dermott married a young girl a few years before lie died, and of course bv ! law she Is our grandmother." "She donU look like a girl who would make that kind of a marriage," said Jack, thoughtfully. . "It was not 'that kind of a marriage' as you mean It. Grandfather was alone, nnd needed a woman's care and love. Cora gave It because she pitied him, much more than because she knew he would leave her a fortune when he died. She's a lovely woman. nnd might have made several good matches since grandfather went, but sne wouiun't listen to them. Jack, she'd suit you to a dot." "Perhaps I wouldn't suit her. thouch. Sam, when you saw I did not know this morning, why didn't you tell me?" "Weil, then, I must confess It struck mo to carry out the Joke, and lot von find out for yourself, so 1 stojmed MImo wucn sno v.-as going to tell. Don't bo man, oiu fellow." "I won't promise; it denends. I'll tell you what I will do, if she don't say no, I'll pay you up by making mvself your grandfather, Sam." "Go In, Jack! Go in and win!" Jack did win, for tho Inst letter s.im had from his was written while ho q on his wedding trip, nnd was signed "Your affectlonnto and hnpiy grand father." Farm and Fireside. Burglnr Dovlce. One of tho latest burglar dovleen in directed against tho Intruder who wish, os to appropriate tho contents of our safes. It Is to place n grating In tho iloor near the safe, and bide under it nn arrangement for heating water by elec tricity. Wheu tho safe-breaker stops on tho covered gmtinc nnd sots there gradually rises a volumo of steam wl.lnll ennn ..n.. i -J . ,, m.vm vuu muni's mm uuny on. - ! MARY ANDERSON'S QUIET LIFE. Once Fnmniw Actre.i Mi for Her Ihinlinnil "ltd H'lbv. Mnry Anderson's chief delight Is her baby, a sturdy little chnp. who hears tho Imposing name of Almn Joso do Navarro. He is tnree years um, nm... and healthy, with his father's features and disposition. Ills mother iiimoHt worships him. N '",lur who ho,r guest may be, she alwnys stnys with him In the evening until ho Ih fast asleep, and for this small baby boy she ' Rings lullabies wliicn many ui uu ..... ' ndmlrers would be glad to pay n good price to hear. Even m uie mi year Mary Anderson lias received many tempting offers of professional engage- ments. But, she says, "I bnve done with public life forever. I nm living now only for my husband nnd my baby." When Mary Anderson becnine Mrs. Navarro she laid aside every costume nnd hnhit of the actress. She Is the Ideal wife, mother, hostess anil house keeper. She Is uj every morning nt 7, and In spring and summer Is out in her gardens ivfore breakfast. Her home, Court Farm. Is an old-fashioned Elizabethan farmhouse, all gables and warm colors, In the jileturesque little village of Broadway, near the sleejiy old town of Worcester, England. It is n delightful old-world jilace. nestling clove under the Cotswold hills, miles away from a railway. HE COULD SPELL BACKWARD. Old Durkjr Tcnte.1 on Die Principle of (Irtliouniiilijr. A spicy character by the name of "11"'" wns brought uj by n family of 1 good Christian jieojdo who nnswered to tllu nauie ot Jumji. "Billy" ndojited ' the name of William Henry Jump. His , knowledge of letters was so limited ! that he merely remembered the nnmes of n few, and it had been so long that j be Imagined that ho had forgotten l more than most jieojile knew. When ever "Billy" was asked If he knew so-and-so, he would Invariably answer that he "uster, but had forgotten It." "Did you know tho dictionary by henrt?" he was usked. "Awh, yes, sab, I used to say it hack nrds, I knewed It so well, but I'se gon dlsremembered It now." "Did you ever know geography and grammar?" "Yes, done knowed that, too, long ngo. but hit's 'scaped my dlsmem brancc." "How about mnthematlcs; can you figure?" "Figger? flgger? Land snkes, boss, I could flgger all roun' de co'n erlh k""'1 ke01) ta,,y wltn dti cob" "Can you write?" "Not now, sah, but I uster." "Let's hear you spclL Spell 'tobac- C0, "B-a-t 'bacco." "Spell 'possum.' " "I'-o-s, jiossum." "Spell your name." "W-i-1, Willluiu-It-a-n-d , nenry-J-a-m-p Jump. William II. Jumj)." And tho old darky pronounced hla name In full after spoiling It with that gusto which gave him nil the satis faction that the fullest quaff from a Pierian spring could have given Solo nion. Another character, on seeing tho In candescent lights for the first time, wns curious to know "what kind of lie do they hum in dem "lection lights?" Chicago Times-Herald. Why Ho Wuh Hllont. A physician describes a remarkable case of u patient's confidence in his medical adviser: "When I wns n stu dent In London I hnd a patient, nn Irishman, with a broken leg. When tho plaster bandngo was removed nnd n lighter one put in Its placo I noticed that ono of tho pins went In with great difficulty, nnd I could uot understand It. A week afterward, on removing tho pin, I found it hnd stuck hard and fast, and I waB forced to remove It with tho forceps. What was my astonishment to find that tho pin had been nm through tho skin twice, Instead of through tho cloth. " 'Why, Pat.' said I. Mhin't t, that pin -was sticking In you?' '"To bo euro I did.' rnnii"o,i nnt m I thought you knoWcd your business, so I hilt mo tongue " Talcing a baby tbroutrh Its tAotnin,, season Is not near so hard on a womnn as carrying a love affair tirough tho summer, when there nre so moy pretty Buiumer girls la town. Mwitltmtlon tloon nnt .read, but condoms ,t"p " Iniut i ..I...I " "Uo n I lmiirli. iflnt liiiinu for tho aiillv.i VUry.'Hnil tr.mm.lia. llm u. " . "mi,,,, Hint,,, . . any foruieu bod v. imi.ii... .. Mm iiiiii umiK on ll)illgeNliii mm In strong ami Iihh II n... .,1. ",u exuralnu. llm m.w i ""I : - '"ii'i gostod, hut tho eirort f greater than It hIkmiI.i i, Dunihj '"tf"MioH nn.i , to overcome the hioiiKii, ,, miii! moro or ium uoul.Ui. H moro "crumbly" ami .!. SI..I.. . 1 - i iiHiii " t ntuJi ifntlini u flvtitlti 1.. .. It ha been found u.nt ,,, ..n.,,,1 i... i . 1,1 "io v....nv j i,, ntiilK U llllttl,,, mi r 1 1 v In foinil,. m.i.i Is chemical lojoinbllng .,! Our million aro coiiipn,lIVUI,l Iijhh, but In India, j(lvii . there aro varieties, ti, ,.,,, " ' of which Inst weeks, , , "j mouths, like imiiko Into. c Tho moHt costly jm.ro ,.' hiIIwht I ftl tint U'tplil (u ..!... 1 I ' w.u lu.umiuii iiuuHo miii AMcnto lions ill London, which mMIIIICi, uxpuiiumuo oi cioeo upon fiooool T.I.F ... III. J'w June bnui aro thick in pnn, f f many this year. At !!.,!. ... children lately gathered aou illln.,j weight from n Kl-uoro IU.I.I. f,OIno J inn iiKuruu uu. nun tun iiman 000 Juno hugs. -mi nuiiiuu, inrn H.VInn 1- 11....11 -t . , . ' ijuuiik.ij, .iiii.Kiirui i ii;ui r. Ant it. , . t ii.uiur nun iiuieu .11. (iouli mrej j coived the thanks of toiiirn-i. ((, ihWH va null 0 surviL-UH in tin. . i in tho Into wur. SHi Tho National Council nf WnmJ Holland la now fully oittnnizod, havl . ndopted n roiihtltntion m. l r HW, elected oillcers. Mrs. gondorp ia iiesl.lent. Kin. run l Queen Wilhelminii of IloHnml, tnjlvfiil frrii.i !.. M.....t. . . i ,wv..u ., iiiu wuu-ll JUtlMUIll live large Hound volumes mtuii,it. tho accounts of her .runnion iH were written by tho furt'.gn joumalii who altuntlLMl it. Mine. Melon canyht fold at aim ing jutlty on the Tlmine nut luni; nun mm to give up mimical .Ml Oadon Uoolet's party, wi.ero ilio nasi have been paid fS.nno. .... .. . inn iiiu Kiiimn (in ii.ini nart-S have nothing to lo with li.o t. h hi nro 8iijiiOAvd to ho cnnil (y eatifl quakes. They do not. thaielore, 8 pear at tegular intervals. I he women who Intro Intoreits thuumolvun in the rate of Mrs. .M.ii brick nro greatly diHai.jMjU.teJ tliat it! Uionto had failed to ohtitlii fjturabl action on her u.iho. According to Nilnaon, tho zoolozii tho weight of Iho (ireenliiml whale 100 tons, or 2-M.000 iioniuli, or equh to that of 83 olejihantH or 1 10 bean. Franco oini loves over S.000 worm) In her civil service, telephoned!) tell Krajih offices. PORTLAND DIRECTORY. I'mm mill IVIro Vt rfcl, 1'OIITI.ANI) WIHK .t 1II..S UoItKS. WHS tut Iron fericltiir: office fm.tiii: f.r S UiirS .Maalilnnrr "''' Siipi'll" IK !i 5). CAWHTON .t CO KSiilSK.S III.II.KIIS. lt chmcrr. uppllci. m-lu Klratst., I'utimnd.Oi JOHN I'OOLK. 1'oiiTi.Asn. Oatooi can give you the beat lmrj!ulns In gnal IT i. uumuery, engine, nouors, wiiks. punij mows, neim niul winiliiiiiia ine nti tcel I X Jj windmill, void by him, Iim rfjiiaueu. IF CLAIMANTS FOR Q I Bll CI DM Write lo NATHAN K C. KM O I lll BICKFOK .. Waihlnolon. U. C. 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