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are deemed invalid, adding
that there was “no doubt we’re
going to make it.”
The Cottage Grove City
Council approved the Refi ne-
ment Plan with two majority
votes in April. The plan aims to
redesign Main Street downtown
between its historic buildings,
including efforts to remove the
pronounced “crown” of the
street itself. It also calls for the
widening of adjacent sidewalks
and narrowing of travel lanes, in
addition to adding outdoor utili-
ties and making the area more
accessible to those with disabili-
ties. The plan can be viewed in
its entirety at the City’s website,
cottagegrove.org.
The Cottage Grove Planning
Commission had previously
recommended the plan’s ap-
proval with conditions after ex-
tending its own public comment
period.
Critics of the plan have ob-
jected to many of its aspects,
including plans to narrow Main
Street’s travel lanes and widen
sidewalks, and the absence of
trees lining the street in early
versions of the plan helped co-
alesce opposition to its passage.
Supporters, meanwhile, point
out the need for many of the re-
pairs the plan mandates and the
lengthy public process used to
arrive at the plan as being among
their reasons to support it.
The public debate has ramped
up considerably since petition-
ers began their efforts to place
the plan on the ballot, and by
Monday, the social-media con-
versation on Cottage Grove-
related Facebook group posts
featured a fair amount of vitriol
from both sides.
McNamara said she’s endeav-
ored to steer clear of the online
brouhaha, though others feel it
may have helped the referen-
dum effort.
State law allows petitioners to
gather signatures to refer any or-
dinance passed by a municipal-
ity to its voters, and McNamara
said people are “coming out of
the woodwork” to make sure it
happens here.
“They’re a determined bunch,”
she said, adding that she would
be collecting signatures herself
in front of the Bookmine until
the deadline.
The referendum process has
offered a learning curve for lo-
cal petitioners and city offi cials.
On Monday, City Recorder Tru-
dy Borrevik said that all the sig-
natures have to be turned in to
county elections offi cials at one
time in advance of the deadline.
This differs from the initiative
process, which allows petition-
ers two years to try to gather
signatures to place an initiative
before voters. It also essentially
gives petitioners one chance to
get the proper number of valid
signatures. The City estimates
that, without any other issues
before voters on the September
ballot, the cost to the City to re-
fer the Main Street Refi nement
Plan to the voters would be
about $10,000.
At Monday night's meeting of
the Cottage Grove City Council,
Councilor Kate Price, herself a
participant in recent heated on-
line discussions regarding the
plan, asked what the outcome
might be if the referendum were
put before voters and should it
fail at the polls.
"If the petition is success-
ful and the election is a no,"
responded City Manager Rich-
ard Meyers, "the entire Refi ne-
ment Plan would go back into
the process, and you get to start
over with the Council looking
at it. Then you could change it
and readopt it, or the City could
refer it back to the Planning
Commission. Or you could do
nothing — there could be other
options between there."
Councilor Jake Boone asked
Meyers if, even if the voters re-
jected the plan, could the Coun-
cil "theoretically pass the exact
same plan?"
"You would need to have a
public hearing, but yeah, you
could readopt the same plan,"
Meyers said.
Councilor Heather Murphy
cautioned that there are "at least
50 'ifs' between now and then."
"We did our due diligence,"
she said. "I encourage you to be
confi dent."
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red tip toward the vapory char-
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body away from the grill as
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On the steps of the mobile
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riveted, elbows on their knees
and hands clasped in anticipa-
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moned the fi re god. And kept
summoning.
Then summoned some
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“Where’s those matches I
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rose to his feet.
“Mo-therrrr!”
From the living area, a win-
dow slid open, and from paint-
ed fi ngertips was tossed a small
box of matches.
“Thanks — ”
The window slid shut.
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comb-over beneath his “Just
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briquettes and decided the gods
needed something more.
Eyes widening, his children
watched as he opened a com-
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He scowled, index fi nger
pressing his lips. “You want to
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of his voice, then proceeded to
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one leg dug into the ground for
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the face of the grill.
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As the fi remen put the last of
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citation into an apron pocket
and nursed a minor head injury
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