Cottage Grove sentinel. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1909-current, January 07, 1914, Image 3

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< lu il illM -r ln ll l'»
( • • n u ll
lt e lll< « ly .
T h l» remedy hu» no superior for
couk I im unii colli».
It I» pl«a»ant to
tukn. It m utuili» no opium or oth««r
narcotic. It ulwuy» eure». For »ule
by Henson's I’ liurinucy.
A Liberal Eduoatien.
The Lueklaae Procrastinate'.
That bwu , I think, baa hud a liberal
The procreationlor I* ulwaya liable
ed neat Ion who Ima been ao trained la to be luckle»». To |M,»tp<’i « a duty
tlmt »hould be dl«< hurgt«] at truce la to
youth tlmt hi» lardy 1» Ilia ready ear*
u lit of hi» will and doe» with euae a ml Invite trouble for all t omerned. Many
plenaure all the work tlint a» a inecb- a in»n who la wall dlapoaed toward
uu I miu It 1» cupuhle of; wboaa Intellect
life luuiirauc« 1» »till deferring the
la a clear, cold, logic unglue. with all purclniae of a policy which would ba
It» purta of equal strength. and lu a Iroou to hla family In the event o f
fimootli workln« order; ready, like a bla ih*at!i. The would be Ineurant la
»team euuliie. to lie luriMwl to any kind In good health Haley, but tomorrow
of work and aplu the goaaamera aa he may lie atrlekeu with a disease
well na forge the aiicburs o f the mind; tb»t umy bar Idm frolli thè rauk» of
who»e mind I» stored with ■ knowl­ Ibe Inauratile. Ili» renami for puttlng
edge of the greut uml fundamental off »ecuiing a trolley muy lie that It U
trutlie of nature aud o f the lawa of lumiivelilelit al preaeut lo puy thè lire-
Hot ha »hould mnalder enre-
her operation»; one who, no stunted mlum
asceti«1, I» full of life and Are, but fully thè fact that llfe luaurunce wlll
whoan passiona are trained to come to uever tre < lu-ape« “ - Idm Ginn II I» to-
heel by a vigorous will, the servant o f I day. Ilia y e a r l y - duni ou a trolley
tar appreciably
a tender come leuoe; who has learned taken out uow
e premium on a
to love all lM«uuty. whether of nature lena than would I
or o f art; to bute ull vlleueee and to policy o f the »am« ■ mount taken out
when be I» ■ year older. Delay, tbere-
reapect other» a» himself
fore, wlll add somewhat to Ibe yearly
Hucb u muii ami uo other, 1 con
calve, bn» Imd a liber»I education.— burden be would have to carry. The
TboOiaa Henry liualey In “ Lay Her- treat thing for nuy uninsured man to
do la to Inaure at one#.—Iaralle’a
inoua.”
W e e k l y . __________________
Treea and Peels.
W ell Papers and U |M .
Any fool can deatroy treee. They
“The good lighting o f a room de­
cannot run away, and If they could
they would »till lie deatroyed—chuaaid pends not only on the dl»(ioalUon o f
»m l bullied down a » long a» fun or a the lights ao aa to produce an ade­
dollar could tie got out o f their bark quate Illumination and on the proper
bide». Iirunchlng horns or inagulflceut shielding o f the lump» so aa« to avoid
bole lincktionea. Few that fell trees needle«» glare, but on the nature o f
plant them. Nor would planting avail the wall aurface on which the light
much toward getting back anything falla,” said Prefeaoor Hllvanua Thomp­
son o f London. “ Even when the Illu­
like Ibe noble primeval fnreata. Dur
llig a linin'» llfe truly sapling» can Ira mination that 1» received try the walla
grown lu the place o f the old treea, la ample the room may lie badly lit If
leu» o f centuries old. thut have been the w all» abeorb too much o f that
destroyed
It took more than 3,000 Illumination (»»tend o f giving It back
yeura to make »nine o f the tree» In by diffuse reflection. Few people are
tbe»e western wood»— trees that are aware bow much light la thus wasted
■till »tumllug In (wrfect strength and and thrown away,
"T h e deep scarlet and crimson wall
tieuuty, waving and alnglng In the
mighty forests o f the Hlerra». God baa pa|M>r» uow fa»hlonable for dining
enred for these tree», auved them from rooma waste from 70 to 75 per cent;
drought. dl»en»e, avnlanchea and a brown (ia|ier wastes about HS to H8
tiiouMMiid training, leveling tempeate per cent; even au ordinary yellow or
and Hood», but be cannot save them buff wall paiier waatea BO to 80 per
from finds
Only Unde Ham can do cent. On the other bund, white car-
th a t—John Muir.
trhlge tiajier aliaorb# and waatea only
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about 'JO |>er cent o f the light, while a
Saw the Praotical Side.
wbltewaabed wall abeorba from SO to
Ideas o f advancement In Houth A mer
(•* P*r cent,
ten are aeulbetlc. while In the United ,
Thumbs of the Apes.
(Muten they run along practical lines.
The gorilla aud cblmpansee, which
A » an Indication o f the tiaee to which
capital ha» l»«en applied In Houth Amer­ belong to the higher order o f apes,
ica and the difference In temperament buv» tnuuy iioluts o f resemblance to
man, but there la one thing tbey can­
of the |M«ople o f that (a rt o f tbe west
not do-thut la, twiddle tbelr thumbs,
ern world a» compared with tbe In-
in the gorilla tbe thumb la abort and
hnbltaiita o f the Unit««! Htatee a story
doee not reacb much beyond tbe bot­
la told o f a m<«etlng lietween a Hrn-
tom «if tbe first Joint o f tbe forefinger.
clllnn promoter nud an American proa-
It la very mucb reetrlcted In Its move­
| m «< tor at one o f the new cttlve which
ments. and the animal can neither
linv» recently sprung up uu the banks
twiddle hla thumbs nor torn them
o f the A mason. Tbe native pointed round uo that tbe tips dertortbe a circle.
with pride to a pretentious opera house There are tbe same number o f bones
overlooking the mighty river and asked In tbe hand o f a gorilla aa In tbe hand
the stranger If the site was not eup«?rb. | o f a man. but the thutnba o f tbe mon­
'W ell.'' »aid the man from one o f our key have no we|Hirate flexor or bending
western »tat««», “ 1 think It would tie a muscle. This 1» why a monkey always
mighty flue place for a sawmill.”
kee|>s tbe thumb on tbe same side as
the Augers and never liends It round
The Varying Cast ef Education.
any object that may be graa|>ed. In
A rvrtulu Yale graduate, for many tbe gorilla tbe web between tbe fingers
years a meiulier o f tbe faculty and extends to the second Joint, tbe Ungers
always a close observer of tbe homo ta|»-r to tbe tips, aud there Is a callos
undergraduate, once (In a moment o f 1 ity on tbe knuckles on which tbe ani­
exu«tM«rutlou. we take U) let drop a mal rests when walking on all fours.
slgulflcsut remark. Tbe burdeu o f tbs
History In July.
remark was that a majority o f the
students attending Yale ■ught to be
In at leaat four countries perhaps
taxed «om e »everal thousands o f dollars tbe moat Important event In tbelr hi»-
a year In return for the privilege o f | lories waa recorded In July-naroely.
attending college, while the remaining the establishment o f tbelr Independ-
In our own history we have
•minll minority should I mj paid double once.
thut niuotiut for contributing them- the memorable Fourth o f July, while
•elves to the undergraduate cominimi- the |>atr!otlc efforts o f the liberator
ty
Without doubt thla observation. HI moo Bolivar for tbe Indetrendeoce o f
like the famous retM.rta o f Mark • Veuexnela were consummated on July
Tw ain’» death, was slightly exaggerat­ 5. Colombia ridding herself o f tba
ed
lint It was not without Its very Hpanlnb yoke on July 20. Then there
considerable modicum o f trutb. —Yale 1» France, wltb her July 14. marking
the date when tbe suffering French
Alumni Weekly.
I wop I e atormed the famed and fear­
some Bastille Tbe Rfranlsb forces at
.always Busy.
Santiago. Cube, capitulated on July 10.
'And wliat do you do In tile dull ssa-
aonT*' we asked the fool killer.
Asking Him ts Read the Future.
‘ Wtinlr dull season7“ exclaimed tbe
“ 1 shall call upon a fortune teller tbla
fool killer.
morning," said Mr. Blubb.
‘ Why. when the man who rocks tha
“ Going to try to learn something
txrat and the man who didu't know M
about tbe futureT" asked Mr. W ag­
was loaded quit operations. What do
gles.
you do thenT'
“ Yes. I am going to aak him when
‘Oh. I get on the trail o f the man
be expects to pay the arrears o f rent
who known It all,” replied tba fool kill­
for that cottage o f mine be la occupy­
er.—Cincinnati Enquirer.
ing ns a school o f astrology and Insti­
tute for psychical research."—Birming­
Hla Modeet Request.
ham Age-Herald.
A man once asked Thackeray to lend
him 5 shillings, which be would con­
An Old Pusxle.
vert Into £20.000. Asked how. lie ex-
An excellent. If an old. puxxle la:
plalntsl that he knew a young woman
How can a window having a height
with £20,000 who he kuew woukl mar­ equal to Ita width be made twice aa
ry hliu If be asked her, but be bad large without Increasing Its height or
pnwned his teeth nnd wanted 5 shil­ width?
lings to redeem them In order to pro­
Impossible! Oh. not In the drat In­
pose effectively.
stance It la shaped like a diamond;
Southern Pacific Hallway lime-fable
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Who w iiii I m to Hike »n it», or eas-
tor oil, when I here I» nnthliix better
I linn Hr K in g’» New I .lie I'll)» for all
bowel trouble»
They net « c o lly nml
nnturully on the »tumuch and liver
»tliiiulute uml re«u lu le your bowel
uml tone up the entire »y»teui Price
25c, At ull ilriiKKlHta. Il K. Iluck
leu Sir Co , I'hllmleliihln or Ht. I,out»
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OFFICE
Do you begin to cough ut night
Just when you hope to »leep?
Do
you tiuve u tickling thrum Unit keep»
you
uwuknT
Ju»t
tuku
Foley's
Honey unii Tur Compound,
It wlfl
check the m ugli und »top the tick
Hug aeeiuitlon at once
D im -» not up
»et the »tornarli. U hr»t for children
mid grown parsons. Kor »ule by all
dealer» everywhere.
Blackmore & McFarland
THE CITY TRANSFER
AM. KINKS OK
Hauling & Draving Done
on Short Notice
I 'U t n tt M u r i n g a S f ir r iti If//
WOOD AND COAL
PMONK U
O F F IC E A T EAOLE C IG A R S T O R E
Wonderful Cough Kentealy.
Dr.
K in g '»
New
Discovery
la
known everyw h ere aa the remedy
which will »u rely »top a cough or
m id.
D. P. I.awnon o f Kldaon.
Ten ti,. w rite»:
“ Dr. K in g '» New
Dlacovery 1» the moat wonderful
cough, m id and Ihront and lung
medicine I ever »old In my »tor««. It
can't lie lieal.
It sell» without any
trouble at all.
It net«!» no guar
untee ’
Thla la true, becauae Dr.
K in g '» New Discovery w ill relieve
the moat iibaftnat« o f rou gh » and
rolda. I,ling trouble» quickly helped
by 11» u»e.
You »hould keep a bot­
tle In the bouae at all tim e» fo r all
the member» of the fam ily, 50<- and
f I 00 .
A ll Druggists or by mall
II. E. Ilurkleln A Co., Philadelphia
or Ht. Loula.
•
Tower’s Fish Brand
R e fle x S lick er
JUST THE COAT FOR DRIVING
WHEN IT RAINS
Faca any atotm 1» il and iron'll rrtum " D ry na
a b u n a ".
N o w alar can m nrk you even
iKiouah iKa m m u a fi karwoon ika b nWo na
■ knl'a wKnra our (amowa R a B o« Edgoa pro-
■act you b y kaapin» out avary drop.
Roomy, comlortobio, and ao «roll mnda that il
»eraa ika lon»aal Metric*.
RO A A
SATISFACTION
4>OaVJVS GUARANTEED
A l your danlar'a, or aont prepaid on racaipl
o f p « K a . Sand lo c catalog o l h t K l i r o n j g ood a.
J. TOWER CO.
BOSTON
Limited
I • m in io
Oregon Pacific & Eastern
Railway Company
TIME CARD No. 1
then It la change«l to a square
Two Kind».
“ That man who |mld a fortune fo r a
Keep on Fighting.
KAHT HOUND
W EST HOUND bogus rare book must Ire a very Indig­
All work o f man Is ns tbe swimmer’s.
No. Ï
No. I
nant bibliophile.''
A wnste ocean threatens to devour
•W ell," replied Mina Cayenne, “ there him. I f he front It not bravely It will
HTATIONH
A. M
H;(K) l.v .. .Cottage Grove. .. Ar 1:00 are bibliophiles. and then there are keep Its word. Hy Incessant wise de­
8:20 .............. Wuldea . . . . . . , , , 12:20 whnt Josh Hillings would have called lta lire o f It. lusty rebuke and buffet o f
It. behold bow It loyally supports him
8:2» .......... Cerro Gordo . , , , , , , 12:11 'blbllo|>hools.' " —Washington Star.
12:03
8:44 .............. Doremi . ..
—hears him as Ita conqueror along!—
9:00 ............. Vaughns . . . ........ 11:43
Thomas Carlyle.
Deed ef Daring.
9:10 ................ Htar ....... ........ 11:35
'Have you ’ Deed» o f Daring?*" In­
9:35 ........... Red Bridge . » • » » » 11:23 quired the ludy In the book »tors.
Shellfish
11:10
»:45 ............ Wildwood . .
‘ Yea. madam,'* responded tbe bright
The oyster wna bewailing Ita hard
.........
.........
10:15 .............. DiNMtnn ....
clerk “ There la a little pamphlet en­ luck.
10:38 A r .......... Ktijndn ,... . . . L v 10:40
titled 'H ow to Call Down tbe Jani­
“ I don't mind being 'pickled' once In
awhile." said the oyster, “ or even be­
An extra train for passengers only tor.' " —Chicago News.
ing ‘deviled’ occasionally, but Urn Grad
leave» Cottage Grove Saturday* at 3:00
to death o f being called 'tbe luscious
Anatomioally Speaking.
p. m., roturning arrive» at Cottuge
"E very one has some e«*oret sorrow," bivalve.’ ’’ —Chicago Tribune.
Grove at 6:15 p. in.
said the philosophic friend
Hubjeet to change without notice.
‘Yea; even tha fatteat and Jollleat o f
An Appetite Developer.
A. B. WOOD, Oan'l Manager. ns has a akelaton In hla midst,“ —
“ What Is the best way to develop an
appetite?" asked the old fogy
Cleveland Plain Dealer
"Helng without tbe price o f a meal la
A half dozen families have come to
tbe host way I know of.” replied tbe
Lest a Customer.
the Cottage Grove country during the
Lady (ordering boot« for her baa- wise gu.v. Cincinnati Enquirer
pant year berauno o f receiving copies o f
ban di-D o yon keep m«in’a boot»}
The Hentinel. You owe it to yourself Shopman—No. madam, but wa keep
Before yon sat yonr heart on any­
to Ire » patron o f a newspaper that get» up to nines In women's.—London Optn
thing maturely consider whether It will
such result».
add to joui ultimate
To taka affact Jan. 1, 1914.
leered Oeer.
What Hiasea Bound Like te an Aster.
From time Immemorial deer base
In the American Magazine David
been held lu reverent regard by the
Warfield. giving hla atage experiences,
Japanese
Herds are kept In com­
tell» I mtw terrible It la fiom tha actor's
pounds. and the highest respect Is
polut of view to Ire biased:
paid to the animals
In olden times
“ I next appeared at tha Wigwam,
tbe shogun gave the people such a
telling stories and giving Imitations.
strb-t order to protect tbe sacred ani­ I came a terrible cropper, something
mals that If any one buppened to burt fearful!
I was second In the bill,
or kill them be was put to death on wbl< b 1» the worst place but one. I
the spot. It wus a period of terror shall never forget tbe anxiety I felt
Even at tbe present day the deer are on that occasion as 1 stood In tbe
ao tains and ubuudant In tbe shrine wing» waiting for my turn to go on.
grounds that they In flue weather stroll At laat 1 appeared before tbe foot­
round to the atreeta by twos and threes lights. The audience w a« drifting In,
and surround pn»aeraby, aaklng for • huilllug In In a desultory way. I could
food and even taking the persona' not get Ita attention. It was awful,
»leeve» In tlielr mouth» affectionately. awful. The few friends I bad there
Once a y « i r some of the deer are applauded me. but the others hissed.
caught by men na o f a net wltb a han­ It sounded as If 10,01)0 steam pipes
dle by »everal tamers (lu service of hud burst. A bias to a sensltlvs man—
tbe Kasugu »brine office) and taken to nnd all actors are sensitive since all
an Incloeure. where tbelr splendid are vain - Is like the strike o f a rat­
born* are cut off with a »aw. while a tlesnake. It la eo venomous, ao crual,
crowd o f »iiectators watch the work so unneceeaary! It la aa If you bad
with breathless Interest (admission 10 done the p e o p l e out !n front an Injury
with malice prepen»« Instead o f having
sen. equal to about 5 cental. Thla
sincerely tried to please them. You
done, some of the sucred horns are, aa
don’ t even dare to faca your own
a c-jytom. awarded to the spectators
mother; you’re so dreadfully guilty."
by means o f lottery.
Got an Dangerous Ground.
Disillusion.
Telling o f hie ex[rerience In Jolo, la
The unmarried woman who shall ba the I’ lilllpidues, a writer In tbe New
the subject of this anecdote was fixing York Tim e« »aye. "W hen I waa first
tieraelf up to go out In the evening. A picking up some o f tbelr language
certain iuhu was going to call for her, there ran toward me one day a hand­
nisi though tire occasion waa somewhat somely dressed little boy, bla mother
»polled by the fact that they would following at a distance. I picked tha
have to take her little niece along »be boy up and asked bis mother bow
»overt fa d e»», took the usual care of much he wns worth. I thought It an
tier complexion, hair and eyes, for tbe utterly harmless way of attempting a
uian was trembling on the verge o f a civility. Hut the ¡e-ream the mother
l>ro|MiNuL The trio—auntie, auntle’a let out, followed by a quick ruahlng
bonu and auutle's niece—walked along o f men wltb knlvea from all tbe huta
tbe street until they came to one of mumlnbouL soon convinced me I had
those all night photograph galleries. offended s«?rlously. A priest o f their
You know how awful a person look* faith, who hud been giving me lan­
standing In the ghastly glare o f the guage lesson», waa luckily among the
mercury tube llgbta that tbey put In first to arrive. I explained to him I
the wlndowa of »ueb places? Well, bad meant nothing wrong. He In turn
they pau»«>d In that awful greeny-yal- explained to me that bartering In chil­
dren was very much o f a reality
lery light. And tbe little niece aald to
among them and. more than that
auntie’s beau:
that It wue not tbe custom for any
“ Ooo-ouh, look I Auntie looks Just
man ever to address a remark to tbelr
like she does when she first gets up
women at all
I had doubly offended,
In tbe mornlug!"—Cleveland Plain as tbe child was a dutto’s son, and
Dealer.
only tbe children o f the low and en­
slaved were for s a le "
Bitting Cross Legged.
Fuily NO per cent o f tbe men and
Wedded Eyebrows.
women who travel In tbe trains and
In Turkey meeting eyebrows are
street cars alt ere»» legged, and thla greatly admired, and tbe women uoe
habit la responsible for many Ilia, ac­ artificial means to bring the brews to
cording to-a prominent London physi­ thla condition, and If art cannot Induce
cian. Tbe prime objection against tbla thin eyebrows to grow they make up
bablL be says, la that the return flow by drawing a black line with paste
of blood from the leg la atopped at
It woukl appear that the Greeks ad­
tlie knee, the result helng that tbe mired brows which almost met, and
veins In the leg »w ell up. All the the fasblanuble Inhabitant» o f Borne
weight Is thrown on one aide o f the not only approved o f them, but resort­
body, and the uuder leg goea to aleep ed to pigments to make up the lack
owing to tbe pressure put on the sci­ which sometimes existed.
Some proverbs state that the person
atic nerve. The body should be e«iual-
ly tmlunccd
Then there Is another whose eyebrows meet w lll alwaya have
danger. Too mucb creasing of tbe legs good luck, while others state exactly
The Chinese aay that
1» sure to bring lopaidedneaa. Let the the reverse
"jreople whose eyebrows meet can nev­
legs rest limply. In that way the mus­
er ho[ie to attain to the dignity o f a
cles become eased, while the flow Into
minister o f state," and In Greece o f
aial the return o f blood from the leg*
today tbe man whose brows meet la
Is naturally done and the body la
said to be a vampire, while In Den­
equally balanced.
mark and Germany It la said ha la a
werewolf.—London Spectator.
Rata aa Feed.
Eats form a favorite dish in China.
Don’t 8cratch a Mole.
Sidlt open. dri««l. pressed and powder­
Dr. Jean Dartier. speaking before
ed with a finely ground white bark, the French Association For the Study
they look somewhat like haddocks aa of Cancer, referred to tbe tragic pos­
they hang In long string» over butch­ sibilities o f the Innocent looklhg mole.
ers' stalls. Dr. Arthur Htradllng once
“ Scratch a mole." he aald, "SDd you
declared that “ rata would be not only may catch a cancer.”
wholesome, but very nice. If properly
Some moles were harmless and some
prepared- not common sewer rata, but were |>oteutia!!y poisonous, be con­
such aa I ate. tmru fed animals snared tinued The only wise course waa to
In u hop garden. The flesh, though leave well enough alone and resist the
perfectly white, was dry aud tasteless. temptation to scratch the mole. Warta
Hut then they were only skinned, and wens should be borne patiently
i-lenned nnd submitted to the Are w ith­ lest worse Defall their possessors. Dr.
out any o f the ««t cetera» which make Dartier told of a man who by cauter­
other meats savory.
Admiral Beau­ ising a harmless wart on his hand
fort and other arctic explorers apeak transformed It into a cancer.
highly o f rats aa a whosesome addi­
tion to tbelr supply of food In those
Met Its Mateh.
dreary latitudes."—Cblcngo News.
A cyclone visited the negro quarters
in an Alnlwiua mining camp several
Easy Economy.
years ago. It tumbled dowD the cab­
Spraklng o f economy In the borne, a
ins and not one Joist or sill waa left
prominent charity worker wild:
standing. Cncle Joe was the only one
•There waa a lot o f truth In the re­
who came through the visitation un­
mark o f the poor, harassed east aide
scathed.
«
housewife win we husband complained:
"Yas. suh." he said. “ I head dat
“ 'I wish you would be more econom­
win’ cornin’ through de bresh, an* 1
ical. Mary. Ixsik at the bos»1 wife,
seen IL an’ I felt IL an' 1 knew it waa
how economical she l*!‘
et- slykone—an' Us de onllest pusson
“ 'Yes.' Mary replied. 1t'» easy
In dat settlement whut could aay,
enough for the boss’ w ife to be eco­
‘Ueah she comes.' an’ 'Dar she goes!* ”
nomical. She’s got plenty to be eco­
—New York Post
nomical with.’ " —Exchange.
One In the Family Waa Enough.
Brown Insisted on returning the
twenty dollar parrot be bad bought a
few days before.
“ Why, what la the matter with It?"
the dealer asked.
“ W -w-why." replied Brown, "tha
d-d darned c-c-crltter s-a-st stutters!” —
Everybody's.
Different Methods.
One orator In New York aaya that
hla understanding about It la that if
you "call a man a liar In the south he
wlll shoot at you. In the west knock
you down, but In the east he’ll bet yoa
a quarter you can't prove tt.” —Augus­
ta Chronicle.
Clever Chap.
M am m a-W illie, didn't l tell yon not
to eat any more candy tonight? Hmall
W illie—I'm not eating IL mamma: I’m
just tucking the Juice out o f IL—Chi­
cago Newt.
Tha Impassible.
“ Is he as Important as ba thinks
he t a r
"My goodness, no! No man la aa
Important aa that."—Detroit Free
Press.
Sleep, riches and health to be truly
enjoyed must be Interrupted.—Rlch-
National Conversations.
I f you see three men standing to­
gether on the sidewalk In any given
country, you can guess the subject o f
their conversation. In Germany It la
the army; In Russia, the bureaucracy;
In France, women: In the United
States, business; In England, sport
and In Turkey nothing at all.—Brussels
Journal.
Hla Manifold Aspect
Small Boy—Mamma. Is It really true
that the devil has horns and a club
foot?
The Mother—Ah, my dear,
sometimes the devil appears In the
shape o f a very handsome and charm­
ing young man! Small Boy (pityingly)
—Oh. mummy, you're thinking o f
Cupid!—London Punch.
Only One Meed.
Inquisitive Friend—Don't you find
that your w ife la very subject to
moods? Enpeck-No; she baa only ona
mood, the Imperative, and I’m tba ona
that's subject to that!—Judge.
Hear! and Herd.
Tbe nurname Heart la really a cor­
ruption o f Hand, which waa a nams
given to show that tbe owner was a
man o f firm character and rasoluta
bearing.
L ife Is measured by experience sad
not hy years - Latin P roverb
Ihwt
('««ugh
M edicine
f«rr C h lM ren
" I am very glad to say a few words
in praise o f Ch amber to! n’a Cough
Rem edy.” write* Mrs. Lida Dewey,
Milwaukee, Wia. "| have used It for
year» both fo r my children and iny-
aelf and It never falls to relieve and
cure a cough or cold.
No fam ily
with children »hould be without It
as It gives almost Immediate relief
In cases o f croup.”
Chamberlain'»
Cough Remedy is pleasant and safe
to take, which is of great importance
when a medicine must be given to
young children.
For sale by Hen­
son’» Pharmacy.
Cottage Grove Transfer Co.
L. L. H A R R E LL, Prop.
DRAYING and MOVING
Use Our Auto Dray for Quick
Service.
Every facility for handling all ela*»«s
of good». Feed barn and fire proof
vault in connection.
A ll kinds of
Hauling and Plano Moving.
PHONE 72
A
D ifference in W orking Hour«
A man’s working day Is 8 hours.
Hla body organa must work irerfect-
ly 24 hours to keep him fit for H
hours work.
W eak, sore, inactive
kidneys can not do It. They must
be sound and healthily active all the
time. Foley Kidney Pills will make
them so. You cannot take them into
your system without good results fol­
lowing. For sale by all dealers
everywhere.
Chronic Constipation Cured.
“ Five years ago I had the worst
case o f chronic constipation I ever
knew of. and Chamberlain’s Tablets
cured me.’* writes S. F. Fish. Brook­
lyn, Mich.
For sale by Benson's
Pharmacy.
Colds to lie Tak«*n Seri«»usly.
Intelligent people realize that com­
mon colds should be treated prompt­
ly. I f there Is sneezing and ch illi­
ness with hoarseness, tickling throat
and coughing, begin promptly the use
of F o ley’s Honey and T a r Compound.
It is effective, pleasant to take,
checks a cold, and stops the cough
which causes loss of sleep and low ­
ers the vital resistance. F o r sale by
all dealers.
H o w ’ b Thi*?
W e offer One Hundred Dollars Re­
ward for any cate o f Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh
Cure.
F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo. O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, »nd believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transaction» and financially able to carry
out any obligation» made by hi» firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo. O
Hall'» Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu­
cous surfaces of the system. Testimonial»
Sent free. Price 75 cent» per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists.
T ak e H e ll’» f a m ily P ttu fo r coaattpetiuo.
What do you want, anyway? A Hen­
tinel want ad. will get it for you.