Cottage Grove sentinel., November 24, 1911, Image 3

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AN ECCENTRIC
Hi# Bill» W « r »
BUTCHER.
Q u u r, «nd
Bo W#r»
THE FOUR HENRYS
DEATH BY FALLING.
'
PLUCKY PITCHING.
/*dd*r Sdton’i Ft»* That Landad a
Championthip Pennant.
In the greated tlulsh (but ever
J narked u u duor league race New Or
••nil« and .N'»*hvllle Southern l*»tfue
1 oiilender*. had come to tbe wire ueck
ud ueck On Kept lb US»» they met
in Ibe tlual mid lie» Dive game o f tbe
! leur u | siii exactly even term*
Tbe
•■iitlre nrbllug of the past five moottis
bad centered III Hint lone contest, five
iuoii II is pm keil Into two boors of play,
with the result to tell the story o f th*
venr'a «iiecess or failure
Manager
Frank of New Orleans, unwilling to
run all) needless rl«k selei'teil the
veteran Theodore llrelteristelD o f Ht.
I.ouu ami t.'liu lliuiitt fame to battle
for In« people In Hie leu
Manager
Bernhard o f Nashville, passing hy hi»
veterans, elected young Voider Mltton.
Mil ex collegiaII. to face the f 10.000
wonder of am.(her day
I or « I i Inning» «• perfect waa th»
: defend ve piny o f tsuti nines that
nelHier team » » « able to wore.
In
ilie si-iI'lith liiiiirig Naslivllle »cored
o ne rim and In the |ila.v Involved
young Sltton slid headforemost Into
Hie pinte amt fell over unconsclou«
from the blow receliw| Just above the
eyes
With Hie »iiuatlon a* tightly
drawn a« It « » « . disaster looked to
1«. Imminent.
Bernhard Immediately
rushed til- entire remaining staff t.»rk
o f the clubhouse to be ready for the
call, whl •• iw o physician» worked
above Hi • unconsclou» Milton
He
came to .if•• again Just » » the Na»h-
vllle team wa» taking the field for the
eighth Inning with another In hi*
p:.iro
Stagger iir to his f<sd. Sltton trudat-
c<| ii|sin finishing the contest, and
Bernhard against his lieiter Judgment.
Rave way
'The heavy hatting end of
the New Orleans temn was up In or
•ter
Wliti bandaged fiend, his face
at til white and drawn from the shock.
In no con lltioti to stand, still less to
lead n de-jierate charge. Sltton electrl
(led the crowd by striking out tw o of
the tlrst three men that faced him
In the ninth he added two more vic­
tim« to tbe I In III hrlnglnR home tbe
victory hi the score of I to 0. winning
the iieiiniiut by the margin o f one
RADIUM RAYS.
point And iben he collapsed. It wa*
over two weeks before tie recovered
T h *ir
V e loc ity
th*
H ig h ta t
Known
•uRtclently t<> Is* up and aliout. and
S p * « d ol M a t t t r In M o tio n .
The e.irih travel» In It» orbit round yet New Orleans l»nt*men relate that
tin* son ulticie.'ii tulles a second The III those la-t two inning* he hnd shown
luu Itself, like all the other slurs, ha» more "siulf" hy a wide margin than
SCHOOLS IN CHIN*
B R O U G H T HIS T O O T H B R U S H .
But Saint-Baena. the Composer, Didn't
Sheek Parisian Society.
The C'n de Pari* told the following
One of the Most Dramatic of the
They Have Curious and Strenu­ story o f Balnt-Baana, tbe composer: A
rare visitor to Paris, be ts on bis visits
Legends ol France.
ous Methods ot Teaching.
much sought attar as a social lloo. One
lady succeeded In persuading him to ac-
' cept an invitation to dinner, promising
A MEETING AND A WARNING.
AM AZING F E A T S O F M EM O R Y . to send to fetch him and also to deposit
him at bis door when he left, hla only
Th* Dir* Pradiction That W n Hurlad
Far Years tha Pupil* Ara Kept “ Oat- stipulation being that he should be al­
at Thtm Altar a Dual In tha Dark
ting by Haart” Book* af Which They lowed (o make Ills adleua at lit o’clock
Tlie son of hla hostess was dispatch­
and tha W - y tha Painful Prophacy
H ava
Na
U n d a ra ta n d m g.
A tta r
ed lo good time and found M. Saint-
Bacama a Mattar of Hiitory.
Which Camaa tha Explanatian.
8aens 1a a velvet coat seated before hi»
fit uil the l l ell'll IllHlurl'Ill leRend»
A Chinese schoolboy seta off on* tine piano He rose at once, however, and
llieie Is lliliil* lume i I i .U iim I k I Im ii tImt
morning »b en seven or eight years asked for ten minutes tn dress, at th*
pert n In I iir to "the four llenry».'
The
old to enter on Ids Instructional conraou end o f which he appeared, tying hi«
11 ii.lli Inn Is Hint on u w intry ii I r I i I as
He makes the moat profound obeLaanre
white cravat
Aa be was abutting h i)
the rain fell in imrenls mi old yuiuiin
to Ids teacher.
tils parents provide door behind him he ejaculated:
« I m pussed In llie i nimlry fur a » It' ll
the table at which and the »tool on
"Good gracious! One minute more!
mid « Im lidinlilted a ml»«*nilde enhlu
which he »If*. They also supply tha I have forgotten my toothbrush!”
In the I meat of SI. fieruiuln win
“ four precious articles," tha Ink slab.
The young man, to his amazement,
mnuaed ■•> a luilil klim kltiR ill her
Hie Ink cake. Hie |>en or brush tor writ­ saw his guest dive Into hla dressing
d'Hir
She upi lied It illnl ail«* ll eava
ing and the |js|<«r.
room and reappear with a toothbrush,
Her, « Im requested hnaplinllly.
\
He will hnve no need at first o f the which be put away in bi* breast pock­
■• rnp of eliiN’s« and a umr • I <»f lilu< k
writing materia la. all hta time being et. On arriving home he told his moth­
hreml were all "In* set tiefore him
employed In memorizing the books er. who In some nneasliH-te Informed
"I have not In iir more." "iild »lie.
given him.
Perhai*a a dozen boys, her friends, and everybody was In
"See. here Is nil th.it tithe», tines, will.
each a dasa by blmself. ara busy on wonderment * » to what tbe great com­
»Idles jiiii I ul her ettnrtioli» liute left
his entry
Kacb la shouting bis task
poser was going to do with bis tooth­
me In ulfet dlslrea «*i| traveler», tie
at the top o f til* voice, tbe teecber
brush.
sides » I l l 'l l my uelRhlair» i*nll me a
sitting at bis table In ail tbe som­
Every eye wa* fixed on him through­
witi'b and ruh me of the prudiire of
nolent wakefulness o f a Judge.
No
out tbe dinner, watching him as he a t«
my little farm."
wrong pronunciation or Intonation ee-
and drank and naed hit finger gla.s •
" "l'|" a cruel »lltnilInn,” »aid the
••apes his practiced ear. and correc­
In the drawing room Saint-Saëns talk
yuiiui' limn, "and were I kliiR of
tion Is frequent.
ed with the ladles and played am'
I rum e I would "ilppress tin* tales."
it is a simple country hou»e. with
piece that was asked o f him till ) "
"(•ml lienrs you,” mi»wered the old
Its earthen floor. It» nriglazed windows
o'clock struck, when he bade farewell
woman.
and It» air o f utter poverty. Our
The nil aider w in alauit lo commence
politely to the company.
young hopeful, aaya tbe National Re­
Id» repast when u fresh kina I. at the
The Journey home wa« without Inci­
view. In due lime la introduced to tbe
door rest rallied Idm
A rii I ii a Rentle
dent. and when they reached bla bouse
"Trim etrlcal Classic” and tbe ques­
man. drem lini with ruin, demanded
M Saint-Saens simply offered to abake
tionable statement, wbicb forms It»
■ heller.
hands and say good night Curiosity
very threshold, that "men at birth are
"1» that you, Henry?" anld Hie one.
radically good." so set In classical was too strong, though, for tbe youth,
" l l Is. llenry." replied the other.
form
that lie baa no more Idea o f its who said:
The old n nuinu ill»» overeil from
"Excuse me. malter, but 1 should to
meaning than If It were In Greek. It
their con vein» I loll that lliey Is'loiiRed
much like to know why you to par­
U
not
meaning,
however,
that
Is
tbe
lo a numerous Im lit I iir party led hy
object just now. but sound and mem­ ticularly wanted to take your tooth­
KI iir t'liarles IX uml that they hud
brush with you."
orizing.
been dls|iersei| hy a alorui
“ Oh. mv youDg friend.” replied Saint-
Then
be
will
be
Introduced
to
tbe
"My Rund wouiuii ." »aid tin* aerond
Saëns.
'It 1» very simple! My lo< k la
book o f surname#. 400 In number, as
comer, "huve you iiiiur I i I else lo otT»*r
very atlff. and I always hurt my fingers
snoUier
exercise
In
“
getting
by
beert.”
u » i"
after which in parts o f tbe land tbe In turning the key. So I now pas» the
" N o II i I u r ,” * u the reply.
handle o f my toothbrush lu tbe ring of
"Thousand Character Classic" Is set
"Well. I lieu." aald the other, "w e
the key and turn it easily. Vattar*
This
Is
a
Look
consisting
o
f
tbe
num­
must divide It "
ber o f character« named, no one of
The llrst llenry pave h I riis of re­
WRIGGLING SIGNS.
whl b Is ever used twice. Still no ex­
fusal; lull. oli-rrilllR the resnlule eye
T H O R O U G H L Y W A R M ED .
planation Is vouchsafed. For all tbe
H o w t h . M o v a b l e f W . d to O b t o m o i t
and limiphl) I*»- it I iir of the second, tie
learning our youth Is gaining he might A n O ld T im e S c h e e lb e y 's E x p * r i * n c *
In E t f c t r ic s l D . i i g m .
replied In n tone of < linRrtii:
with equal profit memorize a number
A iff»* it lit tin i *I i * i irk «I rii » nn* »if
•n a B it t e r ly C o ld D a y .
"l.el us ill % tile ll. tin'll
He Is given In
at any m her stage of the battle.— o f auction catalogues
tll*^ IllUVllllt t)|M*
Wll lli l|l I W|| till 1 st
An old time gentleman of Newbury-
They sat down op|s)»lle each other. Its own proper motion through «pace.
varying order, according to the custom port, describing hi* school days In tbe
miv »’Hi ilrN 'l nfinr »lurk ¡nut you ■ ih I one had already eom nie m eil < ut* Some authorities have calculated Ils American Magazine.
followed by his teacher, the four sacred opeDing year* o f tbe nineteenth cen­
Hill si*<* until) llliiliiltiiit.il «Igti« of tlliR the Tilemt with Ids ilaRRer When «peed Hi I H elve lull*'» a second
A
tiooks—tbe “ Great
Learning.” also tury. tut* this to say o f a wintry day.
Firit American Latter Box.
un* .*1 muí tiit.*r«**tliiif il.woltfii
|l-r.. n n third hlow «■ a» at ruck at the dour. few slurs m u l e more »lowly than this,
known as "T h e Door o f Virtue;" the
A
little
.uore
tbau
a
half
century
"W e found our Inkstands all frozen
lull) r.*»l mil lililí» «n i Li* «••••ui« tn t»t* A rii I ii ii vmitiR uohleluan entered - ulliers much more rapidly
Arcturua
"Analects" o f Confucius, tbe “ Doctrine up. T b e*« required to be thawed out.
a Rid ii ii llenry
The meelltiR wa» UlUllllIllllS ll speed of Hot les» I bull luu ago the letter box was unknown. The
wlggllug from the «trn-t t• • i t o p of
o f the Mean" and the "Book o f Men­ T o do this there was a board held up
n building
on iti.. other «I.I.- m w I i .* i *I must sluRidur.
miles a second, and (be star called Inventor was Joseph William Briggs,
cius."
nephew
of
a
former
governor
of
Mas­
by bricks over the atove on which tbe
"I
Im
!lr*»i
llenry
endeavored
to
hide
Is rupldlv revolving. I h *I oii It vellow
"HioombrulRe 1H..O travels I.V) mile*
As early » » thirteen. It mar be, be pewter tnks'auds were placed, but be­
sachusetts who. as head clerk In the
I lie « e mid re
smiiIki* Is Issiiliijr tn * l«iinls fr.*in n hil)i* the blend and < heese
In the »uine brief time
Cleveland ooatotflee. studied tbe needs will have doue the memory work of fore the copy was written down tbe
tiriiH ii cigar
There Is nisi, n targe placed II mi the luhle anil set Id«
Hut the s | nss | s of the heavenly bod
the four books sod be capable o f reel
Ink would t>e again frozen. Then the
The third llenry les ure »In « compared »t ill Hie mo­ of patron- and after correspondence
(heeler s I imi « lililí smlilcnlr flii«lie* «word hy Ids side
lng off "yards, rod*, furlongs or miles'*
with
Co«'
muster
Uencral
Dennlsou
boy took bis Ink to the stove again
Into v I* mv . only In .ll*sft|>|>. iir nfl.-r nn 1 »lulled.
tions of the tiniest known purtirlea of
o f learning
Then enlightenment In
and while tt was thawing laid tn a
"W h a t! Will you »pare me none of matter The kiiii wouhi seem to staud iilsui the -ubject took a train fot
Interval long enough in m nl Ii
Washington.
bearing a
pasteboard tbe form o f explanation begins. Dark­ store o f caloric for himself, standing
ll Is • | ill 1.* | >1 iv.ar. 11 111 ; In Ilia* nnlllnirv your supper, I hen?" mild lie
still could «•■ compare ll* velocity with
model of i ic letter box under bis artn ness Is made visible, and education by tbe stove, watching closely that the
"The
»iip|N*r."
»aid
the
llrst
llenry.
|iede«lrlati In explain II m * h nin|.*rftil
that of the radium '' r a y » "
These ra
The postin ister general saw the mer may be said to have begun. There is pewter should not m elt
lllllil effect»
It Is n|i|i. ¡■•i.| I Inn | hn , "rlRhllj belmiR* to (he llrst ••oilier ''
illnll'in» are produced by »uc-i-essiie ex
Its
of the plan and appointed Mr. wearisome work In sight now.
j "Th e clot bee o f tbe boys were made
“The supper." »nld the second llenry. plosion» of tlnv Rroups of tlie tiny
llk’lii Is nlitulned from .-I. • irh It\. lint
As If tbe books themselves were not
Briggs as s|»s lat agent to establish
o f corduroy, jacket and trousers In one.
!
"beiunRs
of
rlL’ht
to
Idm
who
know»
Hits 1« ii limit nil ilntl Is niiili*rstiHHl In
alnnia of rintluiu
The "al|dni ray»."
o
f
sufficient
difficulty,
there
are
end­
the letter isit and letter carrier *ys
and nothing under but a shirt. These
beiiiR tlieniselve* tutlnllesliuul frag
•u* Ii «Igu» ns » li.*r«* n stink«* sunns tn ; best how to defend It."
tern Tlie * rst letter box was attached less commentaries after the fashion o f absorbed tbe beat like sheet Iron, so
The
lhint
llenry
colored
and
»aid
In* « rlggllug along n nil < luis.*s n rut.
incuts of matlcr. are thrown out with
by clamps to a lamppost that stood In our own on tbe Bible or Shakespeare. that when a boy retruned to bla seat be
«••id« final s|..*11 thrmsi*.\i*s l.*ti. r by tiaiiRhtlly. "I'erliaps It rather lielotiR* a velocity of perhaps I".nml miles u
front
of n Cleveland drug store, and The “ Great Learning" provides Illus­
ls-i i »»i* nuil In nli i.:ln*r similar slims tin.* to him «tio k m *«" best ho»' to «'In It." second
The “betu ray»" travel still not a year had passed before tifty two trations o f virtue, alms at tbe constant was often compelled lo carry bi* Ink­
I At these «orils the llrst llenry drew
stand in his month, employing both
faster
effe« i Is produced I d ii mis*Iniiili'dI
different cl' es hud adopted tbe system. renewal o f good and so at tbe attain­ bands to hold bit trouser* off from bl*
Ills ilaRRer
the two others their
ment o f the highest excellence.
Its
In Hu* emanation» of tills wonderful —National Magazine.
il.*» lo* .'iilli*.I ¡i * fl.ishi*r." « lili lí II r I i I s
| swords
I hey had scarce made a few
Ideal ts a righteous government over a knee*, and with every precaution the
radium we tlnd the hlRhest known
Mu* liny rlis'lrlr *lgn lnni|<s In tin* nr
I passes «lieu u fourth blow was heard
tranquil and happy people. The "D oc­ skin was often mottled and scorched."
»peed of matter In motion
At 1 wKJ
•»«•r ri'«|iiliiil in iirnilm •• tin* i*(TiM't.
W h i r « f.' n e rs L o s * T h a i r N a rv a .
at I lie ilisir
The iwirtat opened.
A
Another old time schoolboy In bis
trine
o f the Mean" Is more strictly In­
miles
a
second
It
would
inke
little
'Mil* tlnsin»r Is ilrlviMi lii ii tin) mnl nr
Men ac> 'isloraoj to working tn
later
years recalled an even severer ex­
fourth llenry appeared
more than two seenmis for u particle mines cann >t staud great heights. It dividualistic. Correct conduct In every
Tin- fl¡i«ln-r Is minie up of n nuinln-r
At the slRlit of the naked sword*
perience.
stage
of
life
la
Its
«ubJecL
of
matter
to
travel
all
the
way
round
of Auger«. .mil ■•ni Ii linger ill * |os |n its
Is almost in Invariable rule that a
" I can remember.” be recorded, "bow,
the in**t comer drew bin own and. tuk-
The chief competitive examinations
the oarlh
Look at your watch and miner «-III vet dizzy aud uneasy If you
turn ti|».iti n nn*lnl plate tlml Is s l w
I iir the « eukenl »tile. foilRlit viRorous-
The first, for crowding close to the atove to toast the
luite the duration of two seconds; then take him l • a high place, such as a are three I d number
Irli-nll) i uuiiis ini » l i l i n •-■•rmlti U*Mrr
shiver* from my poor little body. I
ItiniRliie that In a chariot drawn by monument r the top o f a bouse, and tbe Sllusal. or B A. degree. 1* held at
nr »crie* of letter« nr, in tin* ca«e of h y
scorched a hole In my trousers In
The old woman. fliRlitcmsl. hid tier*
the
prefertural
city;
the
second,
the
tin* "luiki* nr nil i* ll il sit s , « l i l i certain i »elf and It was well that she did. for "ultili i rays" you have Is'en round the will try to gel back to earth as sood
front and exclaimed aloud at the dis­
Ku-jen.
or
M.
at
the
provincial
world
There
Is
tiurd'y
llu)»*
In
iw-o
bullís
Tin* llnstiiT Is ilrlvmi rapidly, the * words dashed to pieces every*
as possible
And yet he can stand un
aster. whereupon tbe master thrash­
capital,
and
tbe
third,
the
Tsin-shL
Kis-ouds for you to think Hie journey
dergrotiud on the edge of a 500 foot
mut In tills nn) III.* snake run In* 1 thltiR Hint came In their way.
The
In one or other ed a >hole Into them behind, and when
The hlRhest measured »peed, how ( shaft, look Icwn Into tbe black abyss or LL. D.. at Peking
*|irislnl urminit Ils <-oiirae \er> * « l f l ' tamp fell, was extlnRUlHbed. and all
o
f
these
the
clever
youth
whose ca­ 1 went home to my mother abe told
ever. Is not the spiiil »if mutter, hut and never feel a tremor.
He can
I). WTirri* I In* mil) I'fTn'l de«ircd Is a i four foURlit In the dark
The noise
reer
we
are
follow
ing
may
possibly me grimly It was well that thing*
■lien In «lililí mu* leitrr 1» lllnnilnntiil ] of the "WorilN lasted fur »nine lime. th e s p i i i l o f that etherlc vib ration climb up tlo- face of a shaft, knowing
And
himself
In
a
peculiar
position
as should match and that as my shirt w a»
which
w
e
call
II
r
I
ii
And
llRht
trav­
that there i- a straight drop or a thou­
st a l Inn* I In* fluslii*r I n t i inn** n iniii li 1 hut Rradunlly died away
Then the
such an old one abe was willing to
competitor
with
his
own
father
or
even
els at the rule of I** i !. i » « i miles a sec­ sand feet under him. and feel perfect­
■ ImI*li*r ili*\ Iri*. 1.111 In nil ru*v* III«* nn
old w<ituaii crept out of her tildliiR
hla grandfather, who. with more per­ risk fraying It on the back, and abe
ly at home Popular Magazine.
deriving principle Is lIn* sillín*. N**«
place, relit the lamp ami beheld the ond.- Youth's Coiupnntuli.
severance than luck or brains, keeps reached for a strap and did!
lull. I ll I .11III*
four couiliutniit" »tretcheil on the floor
“ 1 was thoroughly warmed, and It
"pegging aw ay” year after year till
S r n ty A m m u n it io n .
“Th* Thunderer."
She evamlnisl them I' ii II ruo hail over*
was the coldest day of tbe year, but 1
success arrives—or death
Colonel
S
ark's
regiuieut
Just
prior
If was the mml HI iir I iir of an earlier
|Miwensl them more Ilian loss of I i I inh I.
Htlping Ih» Coffia.
Many are tbe attempts at trickery, regretted my ablvers after alL“ —
to the batti - o f Blinker Hill was quar­
killin' o f llu* coffee »old rn listiil flflit
They rose up one after another, mode <>f travel than the niotorbu* that
cribbing, bribery or whatever may Youth's Companion.
g r o u n d cniiae» couiplaliit
Musi o f II »shntned of what they hail dona cave (he London Times Its nickname tered at M. ford, some four miles dis­ bring the candidate sufficiently near
Two ladles at tant. and i as destitute o f ammuni­ the top to be one o f the favored few
• nn In* lu ip ro ) ed a III lb*
T r m i li lr "Conn*." »nld one; "let us now »up with of "The Thunderer"
Helpful Ben-In-law.
tion
Abort 10 o'clock on the morn­
Kew had t>eeii splashed by an uuuinil
"••••ms tn In* t h a t It Is lint ro a s te d pissl humor nml without ipiam-linK."
"So you asked my w ife for our
who "pass." the percentage o f these
ing
he
recoiled
orders
to
march,
how-
r u m ig li anil i i i * i i I s m m ll ir r Imi. li o f
Hut on loo kin ir for the stip|<er they ner!y horseman phssìiir them too close­
being fractionally small at times. To daughter's hand, did y o u T aald the
( 111 * l ull k ilo» I III* li'ss It Is |*n.|sti*il IsT 'eh ed It lyliiR on the floor, soiled ly, and the Times came out
a ever, each i ian received a gill cupful guard against fraud there are pre­ stern father.
(In* Inni'u It w eigh«
f i n a »oil I ill* of with their fis>l and stained ivllh blood. strotiR leader illleRlliR the offender to o f (Hinder, '.fteen halls and one flint. cautions such as could never have been
“ 1 did. and she began to give me a
As the inn- ,ets were o f varying ca ll-1
lalilrsiHMiiiful" lu a «cimile»« a g a t e
The old woman. »lltlnR in a corner, have I hhmi the I hike of Cumlierland.
piece o f her mind about my persump-
suggested
in
tbe
w
est
q u a r t »lew-pun n r i*ii|i an il w>i It on lltisl her dark eye» on the author» of In due course It was found that tlie her It was i. vessnry to reduce the alze
Every candidate has his own Uttl* tlon. and 1” —
t h e " t u i e , rii " o r him* Umile mnl tin* mischief.
horseman was not the duke, and tn a o f the balls 'or many o f them.—Maga­ cell In which he works during the days
“ And you beat a retreat and came
zine
o
f
Ann
icun
History.
s h a k e It « h i l e It Rets mini her s m u t
"W h y do yon look at u» tn that milli­ further article hy way of apology the
o f the examination. Not a few die to see me. Well, air” —
I »H l*i liltlR, never lettlliR It Ret lint ner" demanded the llrst Henry.
Times usisi the words " W e thundered
“ Oh. no! 1 didn't retreat. I argued
under the ordeal “ Any essay la good
A l i u t th e S i z s o f I L
e n o u g h tn «luuke n r "eon*h.
Set It
It out with her. and before 1 left she
" I see your destinies written In your out." an expression that so tickled the
which
gives
a
roan
bis
M.
A.."
says
“ W hy Is It ' queried the youth. 'That i
iislile till II R ets rnlil m n l th e n p ou r foreheads." answered the Injured wo* jmitdlc that the name of “Thunderer"
bad given me bar consent. So 1” —
so many pc-ple fall to mind their own the proverb, and " I f one comes out
oli the H a l e r nini li li liti u p III the re g
"You did? Bully for you! You can
ivas bestowed on the paper forthwith.
man.
first on the dragon list there la a chance
business?"
ii I ht « i f .
New York P re s s
have the girl, and you can live right
The second llenry hnrshly command­
within
ten
years
o
f
being
In
the
Phoe­
"Th ere m v lie one o f two reason*,
here with ua. 1 want to study your
ed her to reveal them. The two oth­
A Notable Statu*.
or both.” answered the home grown nix pool.” which being Interpreted aystern of defying my w ife fo r a year
Didn't Hit Him.
In
the
beautiful
city
of
Buenos
ers hitiRhed onirliffit
means
that
be
who
heads
tbe
M.
A.
philosopher
"They
may have no
.lohn Wesley hail a reputatimi fur
or an anyway.” —Woman's World.
With outstretched arms the old wo­ Aires Is perhaps the only stntuc In
mind or no business.” —Philadelphia list Is likely by and by to become a
eheerfllllirss In Ills Journal he « riles:
man replied- “As you all four have the world erect«*d bv white men to a
Uaulln. So. Indeed, It happens to onr
Press.
"I prearlietl III llilllfux In a civil, been ii ni t ml In this enhlu. you will all negro
Little Pitcher.
This Is the statue o f Falucho,
young hopeful now arrived at years of
senseless roiiRreRntlnii
Three nr four
Lady Visitor—1 am coining to your
n negro soldier who refused to haul
be reunited In one and Hie same des
much
discretion.
He
even
becomes
the
,
TS* Forbiddsn.
Rent leiueii pul me lu ni I ml »if the lion-
mamma'* company tomorrow. Tommy.
tiny. As yon have trodden underfoot down the Argentine flag at the bhhlitiR
A sailor h d Just shown a lady ovar Shuaug Yuan o f hi« year, the laureate Tomm y—Well, you won t get a good
esl unni at London who « a s so Riiy
and soiled with blond the bread of hos­ of (lie Spanish soldiery ilurtiiR the first the ship Ii thanking hltn ahe said:
or
senior
classic,
aa
he
might
be
named
uml mu mu erueil while In*. Sherloek
«upper Tommy's Papa—Tommy, what
pitality, yen will trample underfoot and Argentine revolution and was shot
“ 1 aiu so -nrry to see by the rulM In the west.
mis prearhliiR rmiremliiR the iln.v of
do you mean, talking like that? Tom­
soil with blond the power of which you down hy the Spanish.
Whereupon
on
hie
return
to
hla
na
that tips an lorbldden on your ship."
JtidRinenl.
tine asked, 'hu you not
m y -W e ll. you know, pa. you told ma
will partake.
A » yon have Impover­
“ Bless you. ma am." replied th* five province he ts re<-elved with the yon'd have to get some chicken feed
hear what the dm tur saysV'
lie nil
Th* La*t Word.
sailor, "so v -re apple* In tbe Harden highest honors from the highest peo­ for her old hen party tomorrow.—Bal­
■ tiered. ‘Ye", hut I alii lint of Ills ished ami devastated this dwelllnc. you
" W h a t ’s the lint word In the die- ■
will devastate and Impoverish France.
ple. the viceroy lending, and then a
o f Eden.“ —I ndon Telegraph.
partali.' "
timore American.
A » you hnve all four been wounded In tlonury?" asked the »Undent.
curious thing happens
Many o f tbe
"The nrtlele 'a,' of course." replied
people
o
f
the
province
having
the
tame
the dark, you will all perish by treason
Easier.
Hi* Early Promia*.
T h * W id o w .
Mr Oroivcher.
" I f 1 buy ynii a seat In tbe Stock Ex­ surname apply for the honor o f being
" l i n e s my huy," liupilreil Hie parent, snd s violent death.”
” 1 noticed a* I came In,*1 said th*
“And
«lint's
the
ln»t
wont?"
These four Henry« were the four he­
change will
¡u agree to go to work?” j permitted to worship at tbe ancestral yaller to her dear friend the widow,
"aeeui to have a natural tient lu any
"Ask my wife. She's an expert on i
roes of Hie leiiRiie— two as Its chief»
“ I ain't ci v for work, dad
Make hall o f the successful genius and ac­ "that you have made a change tn yonr
one dlle' tlmi '.*"
the subject."— Washington Star.
It a seat tt* the senate."—Louisville company their appeals with valuable servants.
"Yea. sir.' mild the leniher
" H e snd two ns Its enemies—Henry of
You have a white butler
persuasives
They thus establish a
t'onde. poisoned st St. Jean d'Aneel.v
Court<4--Join n il.
«Ives every Indienllnu of IsdiiR a enp
now.”
Hi*
Chief
Anxiety.
claim
to
relationship
with
the
ami-
:
tu 1 u of Industry anille dny.
Ile Reis I hy tils wife: Henry of Hntae. assassi­
"Yes.” sighed the widow, "a whit*
Defendant's Wife Don't worry, dear
able desire o f having a friend at court
the other l">ys to do all his work for nated at lllnls hy the Forty live; Henry
butler, but a negro cook. I go Into
The
Judge's
charge
was
certainly
In
'
—New
York
Sun.
of Vslots (llenry III.), assassinated l>y
"H o w cam -he to get such a sudden
him."—<'hii iiro Trlhuue.
half mourning this season.” —Harper's.
Defendant (moodily)—I
Jacques Clement at St. Cloud: llenry .four favor.
craze on to i It the beauty d o cto ra f
know that
It’s the lawyer's charge
of ftoiirhon (llenry IV.), assassinated
When a man la no longer anxious to
"She w ail'- to look like her photo­
Juat Our Luek.
Inherited It.
that I’ iu thinking about - Boston Tran
do better than well he la done for.—B.
graph."— Ho' ron Post.
Williams — This Is a ipieer world. at r a i l s by Itavalllac.—N e w York script
"W h at a matchmaker that woman
R. Haydon.
Walker
ItlRlit you nre.
A man's ITess.
Is. to be sure!"
The
desire
nd
longing*
o
f
man
am
"hues will of tarn Ret untied, hut uever
“ Ye*, but ah# come* by It honestly.
No life Is so stning and complete but
Nothin« Is politically right whieti In
Juat us he la ready to take them off.—
Human life le more governed by I understand her father waa a pro­
It yearn* for the «tulle o f a frieud.— vast as oteru ry, and they point him to
morally wrong.—O'Connell.
t t —Edward»
Judge.
fortune than by raason.—Hume.
moter " —Detroit Free Preen
Wallace Hnico.
H i»
Ill
E a tin g
and
Praying.
1 1 -Mi tI mtu illnl ul Kuliifold, 111
I* iigliiml ii wi'll 1. 11 «» vn n huh t• • *r
of Hint totvu mi in«*« I \V I Uo n Mr Wll
•on. It n|i|i«*ui’*. w ii * hot n hi* for liU in
(••grlty In I iii »| iih «* mnl for tin* k »* h
ill'll»'** of hi* iimiiui'i* two i|iniiitii**
Wtllt ll. iM'l lin|<*. would *< nrrt*l> tin \ {•
**iitIti•» 1 him to tin* noth •• of |Hi*ti*rlt.v
liinl In* liot ill ♦»» #*\hlhlli'd ii ii'imirLfihh»
Hildlt tlnti to |i*nI iihm Iv. «*xt nmrdlimrv
l»rofl» I •• 11 * • \ in | in ii i»** ti 1 1 • mnl n lililí
ly | 11 1 In r iiitiniipr of fit tiui^ til* din
u«*r.
Hiirh hiit« lii*r'* lilll* ii* In* '»‘lit to til*
• ii*toiiii*r* h id nnvnr I hm * ii mm * ii hi*fon*
mid Imv•• io*\«*r I mm * ii * i * i * ii m ! ii <‘ i * I ln*y
m «*n* nil ••\»| u I m II«*I> wrltti*n l»,v lit*
own linitd. hiit tin* top liin* would hi*
|*••! tl.11»**. ||| iitMinmi t»'\l. till* Ml*» Oil»! In
Ihunmi h*lti*r*. glinuliitliitf tin* llin**t
print. I mm * f would
in oim * ftyli* of
wrltliiir. in ii 11 on in miotlicr. Intiih In n
lliliil. u lili»* i*arli of H m ** i * kind* »if
iiirnt Mould I** Mini further dNtluiful*li
**<l hy a dirr«'ii*iit • »dor • • f Ink
It»* wii* a tfriuit friend to tin* » hun li.
»d»M*rt luic nil II* ordínmu e* tint! u trl
lie umr#*
l'\**r> Siiiidn.v lo* «*tit«*rtnIn
«••I tin* (oinrteitmJon with a solo. *iuu
li'K Hn* pMiiltn* h> him* elf until tin*
inlnUter <*miM* Into the de*h
\nd mi
I*\el'> fit Ml dn.V, while nil the rest of
tlo* <on^re:.Mtloti went home t»» their
fef re* tune lit mi*t rent. hetw»*en m«»rn
Ink' mid eveiiliitf *erv|»e. tie never
»Itlltted the i hill'» h. hut went nhoiit
from |»ew I«» pew repent I tut the l/ord’rt
I't ixer mid sltik’ltitf n|»|»r»»prlnte pMiiliim
until In* hnd |ierform«*d the»«* fnvortte
devolloiia In every pew in th<* » him Ii
He h.'ld il lit rice il|»t»eflte nlid s«M*ine«t
deterinlti(*l Hint nil ltmnf»»rd should
know it, f«ir. In*tend »if *itthu* «town
»jnletlv to dinner In Id* l»n» k pnrl»»r. he
would it*» ii * i 11> «all) forth Into the
ntreet with a le^j or «timilder <»f Ininti
In one hnnd. n Inr^e knife In the nth
er. n Ntiml! lonf of tiren»! In Id* | mm ! et
Mini n hmidful «»f mu It In the I mmm I <»f
the ttrm will'll curried the Joint; mnl
Hill* e»|Ulpped wiMild |**mtnhiilnt«* the
town, enttiitf mi tie went, until lie tin»!
coiisiimetl the whole of Hit* verv *uh*
«tuntlnl filen I i 'h timber*' .loiirnnl.
Pam and f a i r *)*"m to Hav* No Pl*e*
In th* Ordial.
It Is •llltb ult to IiuuRlne a more bur
rllih- rii latent than fnlllliR will) till
Ilir-t Ip. let In the opinion of u Her
Mian p )• laoloRlst Fill/. KuliU. de.itla
resaci T ir from sip h a fall Is not ex
ri'pllonidly painful, sa.vs the New
'anil. I w'liltiK l'o*t
lie arRiies that
It Is llki'ly lo be met III a »tule of lb
allffen IMI* nr el elf all II IM till hie half
no i loiis condition of in I ml lie wit
m- 'd the bill of Helm a fall which
In till a lilllidier of si« unds. as Hie
Mlr-liip tintinnii to and fro like a
pi.... of paper before Hie linai descent
'Mie disi a ni’*' was nix.ill iRlity yards
Oil re niellili' < onscloii • Unsi after »el
eral d.iis Helm remembered only the
lisi eilt
livery I IlillR between Hull and
Ills a wiikeliiliR In I he hospital w a* a
blank
Mountain climbers Imv* hud »linllar
e\I»erle|ices
A French ReoloRlst who
fell over a precipice attests that It*
swooned and uever knew what hap­
pened
Whimper, on the other hu fid.
: reiiniIned fully collsi'loU» when tie fell
nn the Matterhorn
Hounding from
roí I. In ris k, lie enloijluled Hie Inter
vals hetweeii tlie Minsk», woodererl
Im« I i i I ir lie could »laud ll. felt no
pain and cauli* to tin- coticluslou Hint
dentil throiiRh a fall must be one of
Hie le ast disiiRreeiible ways of eudiiiR
one's life
A I hi ) of elRlit who fell
twenty in o yards declared that til*
only II iour I i ! « n s lh.it he mlRht lose
tils new pi« ketkhlfe.
At a mcetliiR of the Kwlss Al|dne
club I lie ReoloRlst Helm tlencrlbed his
feelbiRs duriiiR a fall.
Ill»
first
(hoiiRbt « a s that now he would Is*
umilile to deliver the address he had
promised; then lie tlloURllt of the ef
feci on I ns family of the news of his
dealh
lb* «aule«! lo take off Ills spec­
tacles (o save his eye» from I t I iir
daiiHiRed by broken r I ush .
Various
»'•■lies from Ids |iasl life flitted ucros»
Ids couschiusness In rapid »i|cces»loti.
There » a s nn fear, no pain, hut rather
III! h R reell hie slute of lllllnl, like thut
» lilcii u bruuRht oil hy »oft music.