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ORIGIN OF “ MARK TWAIN.”
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blindfolded Barrititi L. C l t m t n t Quoted a t buying
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Mi I n h a n t t d th# N j m i
I * I it VI ■ i w at ' l i f t « without seeing t h e
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rum
i I I ij r etory o f H im o rig in u f
b nllil la ii lull' li ulilai « (tutti liliali III tan t S u IIIII m I I. (It'll ,t 'U « ’ I h f of Hit I ill him
ili.ni 1« gen erally l nú u ii f i fii ii un iute Muri. I unii» 1« now «i**<lu m l u> Im
• luna playera Hu/eccu, un Itnlliiu. n* Hi1 m i ••• i
li pii t in f t i'l'iiM ’iM, M
f i l l y lit I2IM played th re e g a m e s ut *«l|»|*l l iv e r | *1 lot. ll-«l('Uliitf Iif H im ind i
(■ini' III lit IllK Ml din* lx nini, lull lint lit lit . tV 1 II k H im I miii I ut Ilo* liiiw of >i r i v e r
Hu' n i iif r tw o
III« th re e cuuipeUtoia I m ut u u d ri IlK I HU o lii, *‘ l»v H im in. ill».
d i ' I f ni. II It'tl III I Ilf Klllllf. Illlt Ilf Will tliiMM, by H im m u rk. tw u lii " T» l»lr/iu!
I ivo gii n i f i nuil nulli«« u ilrnw o f tlm I Il'IliMliH M III 11 é*t 1 11 h Ifl'OW mill loillo
I III i if
lin y Lopez, « l u i i f mi un« Ima qill/MM, “ T I imim It iny ii« »in • (• 111111 «*
liffti given in mi o p e ning ; Mu meli »Uni.
It It trm * H int ili»* lutili** oi Ik'in it* i|
I f idilli M mini no. I .fdiini ill iln Culla. w ith llu* | j M tniMMijtiM « r\ o f ilu* m uti
I ' hm II Uni. Hit I via nuil utilera « l u i lived w ith llu* I«* ii i I. b ill u in.in o II imi tinnì
l i f t w f f i i i Iif I III it •*•'■! I Ii iiih I seven- M r < 'li'iu e ih firn! «II »< o \ ••• « «I tin* |»l*
t f f i i l l i i f ill urli'« w f i f it lilt* tu piny I lit« I ii i «*Atjm*in‘A-t
T lm ! mu ii * v » i « < n |itu iii
guild' n lllia u t «fi* lug Ihnliim iil
I n 1 1 1 f r I Mil lu ll M**ll«*r*4. w ho f ut ni tfi« «I riv e r
S a n I i I i t I of I'u(In fiir ly In t l if eight- ii «*\\ « fo r lb«* .\«*w * M lfu n s 1*1« iyuii**
f f i i t l i i f ill ury played tli i f f gitnif« at T.» rrof«* nor M in iu m liV uii rii«*l|»H o f
d iif f a g a in s t th re e player» wlllidiit a f f \ul«* M i
( ,I** iii »*U h «••uf* » «•*I I lin t It
ina any o f Ihn In Mini a.
wiin fro m S«*ll«*rH lu* k «» i th** nume.
II rriu a liifil fur I*lilIlliliir, l l i f g r e a t
l*ro fe n *o r I*I i «*I|« h nt*»ry I h «(iu»i««l lu
f«t gflilu a ill fIif a a known up In Ilia l'r«if«**» «»r 11 « * i • « I < * i • * 11 ' m M uri. I w iilu ''
lliiif. In play lillinlfiiltlfil In Falkland In
A* « *ii'llme t«» thl ' b«»«»IT. Mr I ' I miiimiih
ITKi aguIniit t l ir i 'f d f tlm heat playera mu 1«I tu l'rof«**a«>r I ' li«*l(« h i ii |«t.iin S«*l-
t lifii living, « l u l l i n g t wo gii n i f i muí l**i h iia ** i | i«« wiieii lii*? ii ri 1 « i**a» in ih«*
tlrutvlng t Iif I fililí, s u rp risin g lila mi
1 *bii y il ilo '.Murk Tw ulii
II«' i lb i l In
laguiilata nuil the tim in g u f onlo o ker* IKi^l
I I l i c i f b e mi uh * limi ut ole it
by U ff plug lip a lively eog verán I Ion all
I think 1 I iiivm «Ione bini no wmii^. for
tlie « I • 11 1 - I'litlllitdr'a m i d e venielit lit I M«*«*m to lui ve iiiihìu i I iìh iiiiiih * m «» iii #*-
tu tlir n u m b e r df aluiullmifiiua g a m e * wluit g* u«*rully k n o w n ."
Ini« l iffii fur d uiii'd if by I'mil Murphy,
l'ro fM « Mi 1 1 «*ii(l«*r*o ii re« *«r«U u iiiim
I'a ulaen. Miai k lu m ie nuil a f t e ral nf I»«• i o f lut«*i••»«(Aiifc Im hb'litH • o iiii * • i**«1
tlielr Buccesaor*
lin t l ’hlllldnr. lively
w ith tli** Mat* o f lillà num e l'o r it u lu li*,
I''re m i l in it 11 timi lie ivna. mili Imilla t lio
when I h * wna n m iiiM r In N m u h I i i .
palili aa a run Verna tinnitila! muí player M r (*b*meiiH aen! to the V it^ ln lu t ’lty
al t h e amile tim e
KnterprliM.* Iiu u io ro u * le ii« *ii Hi^m**l not
riilllliliir «'na the naaiiineil n a m e uf "M u rk T w a in ." but " J oh I i "
Francois
Andre
I Si nica il. born ut
W ln*ii I h * lea'll me ii r«*tf ulti r r**i*orf«*r
l i r e u i in 1726. l i e waa educated na a on lliu t |infN*r H iiii r«*|H»rfi*«l Hie 1«* k I*I; i
court imiaiciiin fur lumia X I V . I l a com
fur«* I h * m i ii «*« I hi** re| arris M u r k
posed limali' to Iiry d e n 'a " A l e x a n d e r 's *1'w u l ii ”
W hen (J ii «* h ||« h i * m | uh lo lilt
l e a n t " mul to ninny operan, all long
lite « * f till« nu him M r ( I miiimiih «h*«*lur
■ lif e furgd lten
I I i i i i I i a ii a faille d'iea
" I I’hoae my |m«»ii<loii)*ii) IrifCiuiNv t«i
lint l i t e In limale, bill ua I'hlllldur, the
mo t |M*raoiiH It I iih I no uhm n in i; lim i
i lie«» p lay e r A* a rheaa player lie tin
nino b«*«'iiiis4* If wna abort 1 w in n
l i f t lldllu nd . G e r m a n y mul K ligia ml
r«*|»«»rt**r In the h*i:M fitnr** n in i w ìh | i **«I
In 171*.*. « l i l l e In Fughim i. lie pulill«tii«l to «uve the l«*iHN!tt!urt* tlm«*
It wuh
III« “ Aimlyala uf Che«« " a work « 111- Ii iih k I i alim t«*r to any In tli**lr *l«*bnt«*a
Ini« ta k e n II« phu -e aim ing (lie c la s s i c s ’M urk T w u ln ' thun !o any ‘The un
uf Die g a m e
l i e illeil In Kngliind Aug
p rim Ipietl m id lylnic p u rllu m e u iu ry re-
i ITU
K lch an gw
(M irier «»f th«* T e rrlio rlu l KnierprlH«*!’ '*
Mr t I miih * iih imt«It* lhe* iiiiiin* known
(HI
H im I* m * nu- « n»*l. but the W orld ut
HIS UNIQUE ANTIQUES.
litri;** *11«! not h«*nr It for yi*:ira o f f e r
ri*t*rlnie*l in hun
Thay W ara Sold O ld by On#. Vot tho Ih«* '’Ju m p ln if I ’ iol '
(I red a t»f «*\t hnnifea wit lumi < redit. Inid
Sot Romamoii Intact,
An nld curio sity d e a le r o f I'm la re- Jnmpi*d Inf«» am h i»*«lorlefy im !•« rarely
■ eiilly fiumd a new- uñare fur III" e t e r u«*« <»r«l«**l well m a n n e f «al fr«»i;a In f a r t .
nali) gu ileless niniiteur. l i e put In Ida Ita nini na«* In any e iia t e m innanzi tie
waa ii Hunt i?
« l id i o tv tit e dulia d:'e«»e«t In Vaguely
FREE DISH WITH EVERY PURCHASE
OF ATLANTIC TURQUOISE ENAMELED W ARE
< To introduce Atlantic Turquoise Knameled Ware into every home in the community we will give one piece
absolutely five with every purchase of the ware. This is an unequaled opportunity to fit out your culinar . de
partment with the most serviceable ware on the market at small cost.
Sale
Starts Saturday, October 2 1 , and Continues
HISTORY REPZATS ITSELF.
SAYINGS Op MARK TWAIN.
TOURISTS IN JAPAN.
B right T h i n g * T h a t Are R ar*ly C r e d
ited to the H um o rut.
T h e n * has b«*Mii «oinpluiut that ev ery
T lirn * u pr «bri lily im iiHir»* rem ark
AH J.-'P 'L ...... Inn«, o f . ..nr«»*. < h n r g c a g,KHl «lory g«-r» ac, r c d i t c l to M ark
uh;«* tllsfo ri nl | » : » r ; I t*l f I iiiiii th. ’ m i *
gr*-at 'b u i more to ilo- gioì»- tro ttin g T w a i n wit built his hav in g really ile-
liihit**«! by tin* c*ar«*«*i o f S* IpJo Afri
cu mi a ih«* hern o f the a«a«m«l I ' ii q I m Kiiro|M-mi |..orisi (»bo « I. M-s not -.|>*aL «erve.1 b . loit I ’ r c f n w o r A rchib ald
t% nr .uni ili«* I Mil. «• o f \Y«*ll!ii¡;t«)i!. th«* ¡ tin* luilgimg«*, »lli'i- lie or «lo- I» not !le u (le r«"ii In Ilia Uxik 'M ark Twain"
c o n te n t to travel »trb tljr a la .lu|«>-' po ints out that a c tu a lly many o f tlie
«■«*ii*jiiMr<»r «»f \.i|M»i«*t?n
l .n h w . ih «!«••»• • * ; u I « *• S fro m nn mu l«*nf unta« alni vvoirl«'» tin- e n t i r e li"ii«i*- liest know n com m on sa y in g s first c r e
li"li| vvllli a v a riety o f s t r a n g e ile ate d by .Mark T w a i n a r e very rarely
M r ('l«*iin*iiM iik ii I i * ii irrent Mt nofi on uud u«*bl(* fiim lly Ka< h was the lillinils
Ulfdlft al i lotbea. t 'o l le e l o r No. I eum e
e x i r a qilill» to «|if|i on I m * credited to him.
I l l s s a y in g s in
«♦• i o i i i I t*r«*ii t**Ht n « i | i 1 «>r «»f Ids ngM,
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denier - uiild not divide th e Iota, a a they
I'rOVtMsl J it 1 lo !» . N|H«i.-|l f«M«l Itile o r - , as " i h e c au liflo w e r is n o th in g but c a b
Ilia ac u g iiiim t tin* ^r«*ut«*at Aa S Iph» wna (Hilary
« e r e a v alu ab le net, re p reae n tln g Ib e m y« t*rofeH*.»r lle n ile ra m i
gitesi take« (Vital 1« given him I bage w ith a college e d u c atio n ” a r e
to llf iliiiib a l ho wan \Y«*llitn;t on to
count
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to
t l i e aeuaea A f t e r lung peraunaluu Hie
mid at the hour tltiil In« Imst |ilo. »•■« gen erally k n o w n as w ritte n by M ark
N«l»oi«*ou.
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thr«*ut«*in*«l
tho
fli»ri*«*r'a M nffiixlue. w tie rc It itpf»enred
numleiir nt la«t c a r r ie d uue ofT a t a
Is th a n k f u l) , knives, fo rk s and T w a i n , but th e re a r e o th e rs o f which
In In*<cm luT. IHi^; H ut, alna. it w iih , very «*\1 m I«* i i < «• « » f Itom i*; . \ i | | hi I m «» u wna and
very loug price
on ¡i f.ilr w ay to | mm «» uim H im m nster ' a pool»« b e c a u s e lie lias neg lected In this Is not true.
not
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Colli« tor Nu
followed
Cull Id hit
p r a c t i c e e a t in g Ills fo<»l with c h o p
«if Ktirop«*
S o m e o f hi« best s a y in g s are apropos
but e une o f th e d"ll»Y " O u t o f th e tnif. lo va b le riv e r p ilo t a«*rt o f | h * im >( ì
A b ilin Sj .iln wna H im <«*nt«*r «»f th© stick», n hath with fn-»l> w ate r In il o f th e c h e e r f u l c u s to m o f lying—fo r
flin
t
tin*
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beheld
tin*
m*w
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tb
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r.
question. air: a uioat v nluahle net, rep-
ost *j»h u d iti io I i I m vm iiim i K i « t»f ln»th Ixs-ause lie will not follow tin- c u s t o m In s t a n c e : “T r u t h 1» our most v alu ab le
fo r I h * hud not w ritte n tun |fHetidnnyni ( m <)iuin;im
re»eiilllig th e fo u r s e a s o n * ' ' A f t e r
iera ‘I h«* v !« ti»rb*H o f S* Ipio o f e n te rin g tin- b ath a s «non a« b e i possession. I.e t ns e co n o m ize It."
p
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In Spnln nr«* t*M» u«*ii kn o w n t • • iim «* i | , arriv es, t h u s g e ttin g t h e o pim rtunlty " N e v e r tell a lie - e x c e p t f o r p r a c t i c e "
che«*rfnlly
Introdu*
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him
t«>
fum
e
na
longer price o n e u f Ilio dulia w:ia aulii
r«** -i p it it ,t:»M nnd W e llin g to n ’* t r i o f first b a t h and tlie w a t e r while It 1 » is not so well know n as t h e more popu
"M lk** Su n In ’’
When niuuleiir No il ra iled t h e th re e
umptiH lu tin* |H*u«iiHulnr w a r fo rm one fre sh , and h a l f it dozen o t h e r rcqnlri lar “ W h e n in doubt tell the t r u t h ."
^ A ti.ll« « e i e the th re e graft'«, a moat
incuts.
l i e r e s e rv e s his ebadul also P ro f e s s o r H end erson c o m m e n t s t h a t
<*f the coin in* mpliiMMH o f hl.atory.
Not Purely Curiosity
^ ^ u l u a h l e net. w h i c h could not be ill-
N
idi
her
«*f
i I im ^ m g re a t gen erals m et , until he leaves, and o f t e n th e host mis > o f i h e l a t t e r m a x im M ark T w a i n de-
A nu «tiff t In* pu*H«*tt|*<*rM hi i »na (»f the
aided
Hr "( T fiiu g an e n o rm o u s anni
Ills a n h n«l\f*ra:iry u n til (lie tinnì and n n d e rs tu n d s tills a c t io n and. f e a rin g <‘lared t h a t he never e x p e c te d It to
(ii r** o f n train rtttinln^ M w e r n
be lu r r ie d off one o f them.
dedali«* b n iile s /n iiu i and W a te rlo o | lu- will gei no reci>iti|»en«e for Iti» ex l»e applied to himself. I t w as fo r
A m a te u r No -I culled anil « 'a n te d to S prlnuflchl and ll«>iton wuh u n**rv«»ua r«*H(Ms tiv e li
A nd H im r«*ault o f b o th ; tra trouble, a u g m e n ta tin- bill acco rd ! o th e r people. W hen he w as in doubt
lift I«* old iiiiiii wlm **v I lin 'd m k«(»n in
Itti a* one o f tlie tw o doll«. W lm t waa
hnttlios wna ** x i I m t«» tin* drf«*:»t«*d Inglv.
h im s e lf he used s ag ac ity . P er h a p s hts
lluiii«leur m Hi illv proponing? The tw o f9f**at In u alnlHiMr looIHui; |»Mr»«»n who «*lii«*f*
11 a n n il'u I r e t im i to (¿phesua; j T h e s e v is ito r s not un u su ally tre a t liest s u m m a r y Is: “ N ever w a s te a He!
dulia n-ere Ad.ini uud E v e . aculpllired t • •• *k ii M*al I•«♦**!«I«• him
N.ipoleon un a dc|w»rt«*d f « » St. IlelM lia. th e w a i t r e s s e s like so m a n y novel play You c a n 't tell when you m ay need it ."
" f l o w di» y o u d«i?*‘ n a b ! t h e n e r v o u a
mid dressed by aome fo rg o tte n medie
Hut tin* i *:imIi«*l «lo«** not Mini h«»re. thing s, e sp ecially t r a v e le r s o f th e
.V c a t c h w o r d e m a n a t in g from M ark
ani artlat T h e pair fotiltl not |<o»s|ldy l i t t l e nh] mull to t h e Minister looklnfc' , H oth S« iph» (im i \\ «‘liiu g to ii i*\«%hatigMd s t e r n e r sex . who s o m e t im e s fail I io | m - T w a i n is. " H e Tirtuous and you will
I*er«M»n " N o w . w h a t mlirlit y o u r n a m e u m il It it ry f«»r u politi« a l «*nr«*«*r
lie pnrti'd
T h e c o lle cto r e v en tu a lly
A nd lesslv to d istin gu ish lie lw een prufo lu» e c c e n t r i c ." A no the r Is t h a t “t h e r e
I h *? I k ) y o u II\ m In I t o s to n ••** h**\«»n«l?"
c arrie d • <fT Adam fo r n g ig a n tic anni
here tlie same fa te pur*u«'«l them . alottal g e is h a s and o rd in ary tnaldserv | isn 't a parallel o f latitu d e but th in k s
" W h a t husliiMss la It o f y o u r s w lt4*re S< Ip io lm u ric tj th«* M iitniry o f the
A imi t imi r Vo ¡1 called and a « k et I " H o w
an ts. - Vera Colbtitt lu W id e W orld j It would h a v e been t h e e q u a t o r i f it
I IIvn o r who I Min?'* g r o w l e d t h e Ito iim n HMiuite; W e llin g to n gaiu«*d the
UiUfb for Hint i ii rio ? E v id e n tly an mid
,
had had It« rig h ts.” T h e r e Is som e
M ag azin e
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r
«me o f a a c t ."
h o s tility o f Hie I.o iid o ii popula««*. A n d *
I thing p e c u liarly A m e rica n in his warn -
" S t r h t l v apMiiklmr. It a i n ' t non© o f ti«*r«* fo llo w a th«* m ost re m a rk a b le fea- '
" I n odd one o f a n et''' s cre a m e d the
_.
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Mol,y' l L “ nd*-
; ju g to g irls not to m a r r y —t h a t is. not
used. esi>e- 1 .
..
d eale r
" I t la a u n iq u e piece.
linea inv lniM|iH*Ma." ndinltt«*«! flu* old trentl«*- till«* «if ttn* para llel «Irn w ii tn*tween * . T . h . e . Holv L , a n d Is a te rm
. .
. . . 1 1° execs«.
T o P r o f e s s o r H enderson
d a l l y by t h r is tia n s. to d e s ig n a te Pul- i , , . .
,
mini m il d ly . " I m t It'a J e « t l ik e tills
tint uinnaleiir |iercelve t h a t It repre
th«*H«* t\v«> cr«*:it met).
..
, .
,
. . . . .
i Mari' T w a i n made a re m a r k llkelv to
aeiita Agüen Sorel, th e fa v o r it e n f I vm got u Moiisln In th N p a r t <»f tliu
S«*vM iitm i y«*:»ra «daps«*«! fro m flu* I e s t i n e ¡is bein g t h e s c e n e o f the birth. i ran k w ith th e liest o f his sa y in g s now
also j t h a t 1t has l.een puli'lshe.l. P r o f e s s o r
Mfnti* (hilt I ’v e | im \ ©r kmmii . a n d I 'v e til
C h arlea V I I T ‘ And th e nniu teiir ae
batti, u f /.itici s c i «*niceti ye.ir s to m in is try
1 •* " uml d eath
.
' o f ( tirist.
‘‘ " ’ i- but
ul“ u
cured the uniq u e pie. e for n fulmino» wn># t h o u g h t l m i g h t ••»in«* ii|Miii liltn • he ( c r i dui w Iteti th è grc.it S I pio I V " * _!!' **'
ler r-*11 »s - • * < t^s s ,‘' ••
H end erson w as advlsed b efo re under-
a Ululi lit. l ’aria Cor lauidnu T e le g rap h . Moim* t i m e J e s t hv u a k l n g f o l k t h e i r w as trled «ut a qu e sflo n o f brlbery. d e s c rib e the places s a c r e d to them going a su rg ic a l o peration. "C o nso le
T h u s t h e M oham
ii Hint* nn d m « i o n . " - I In r | »er a.
H e was not slo w In Ids d e f e n s e to re- from a s so c iatio n .
y o u rs e lf »vlth t h e reflection t h a t you
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speak
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uilud his Ju d g e s t h a t on t h a t day lie
Ha W aa Obaarvant.
! are givin g t h e d octor pleasu re and
Laud.
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T h e nii|iert la..r o f a school waa t r y
T h a Ho i i r o l a s a
had save d th e republic.
S e v e n te e n
; t h a t he is g e t t i n g paid fo r it ."
I lie C h in e s e K ud d hlsts c a ll
liisteiid o f liebig olisi.Icte nnd slin* y e a r s elapsed from th e b a t t l e o f W a t e r ham m ed
ing to prove tlutt child ren a r e lin king
t i f the hu n d re d s o f T w a i n say in g s
olinervnthm
T o t h e < hlldren he ply alt Interest log rellc ilo- hoitrgliisa loo s ev e n te e n y e a r s to th e very d ay India the Holy I .and b e c a u s e the ' none Is b e t t e r know n t h a n one o fte n
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III varloiis forni» ls u I w e illle lh celi- — when t h e g r e a t W e llin g to n had to
^ i i l d . " N o w . child ren, tell m e u mini
• a ttrib u te d t o A nd rew C arne gie . " P u t
tur.v utu e s s l t )
P o r s u d i pnrposes us t a k e re f u g e fro m the a t t a c k o f a L o n t h e re , w hile th e C r e e k s l>esto»v this i all yo u r egg s in one b a s k e t —and th e n
l» r to put on (he bo ard ,"
Home - h I Id aulii " T h i r t y a l t . ”
T h e timing, tiurili'iilng and le m p c r ln g h e a t s don mob, an g e re d on a c c o u n t u f his op- I s a m e t i t le on F ils, w here »vas s itu ated »»•atch t h a t b a s k e t ."
In (wl«i drlll iiiiinufnctiire. vvhere hi - c - posh ion to the p arliam e n t re f o r m bill. | th e t e m p le o f O lym p ian Zeus.
■ llpervlnnr w ro te n i t t y three.
l i e naked for a n o t h e r ninnher, and Olids or lllbllltes m u st be gntiged se- ' T h e only point in »vliich t h e parallel I
Cause of Har Haste.
•evenly a l t « n a giv en
llu « l 'o le n i t ciirn te ly. n o ih b ig serve» llke t h è Imur- i f a lls Is this. Si Ipio died o u t s id e his b e - j
MAKING SHOT.
Could you wait on me b e fo re the
gius» u l i l i th è righ i a m m i r i o f »¡imi. 1 loved city o f Ito m e; W e llin g to n has
ty ae\en
his m o n u m e n t in St. P a u l 's c a t h e d r a l. I o t h e r s ? ” a s k e d the woman lu th e drug Tho T o w e r P ro ce s s Used Only F o r tho
W hen a third num lie r tvna naked a Ari nrucy to fi'nctlous o f a secmid c i i i
Hut th e parallel b e t w e e n th e s to r e
I am In a great hurry
The
child who a p p a r e n tly bad paid no a t lu* olilnllieil illud i m ore eiisllv by un London
S m a lle r Sizes.
hoiirglnsa tinnì b.v w n t d i ln g (h e lui mia ! c a r e e r s o f t h e s e two e x t r a o r d i n a r y men d ru g clerk com plied and tilled fcer
tention culled out:
T h e t o w e r process o f m a k in g s h o t
r e m a in s a s one o f the c u r i o s i t i e s o f prescrip tion Im m ed iately. “T h a n k vou w as iuveuted by W illiam W a tts, a
" T li e v e n iy tlieveu. C h a n g e th at, you of a w alch . London t lrn p h lc .
so iinii'li.” »he said
" I am a f r a i d t h a t . p lum b er o f B risto l. E n g la n d , lu 1769.
his to r y .—Y o u t h 's Co m panio n.
darned f a k e r ! “ — E v e ry b o d y 's .
F i.lo will a w a k e liefore I re tu rn aud m s t o w e r w as “ b u ilt" by s aw in g n
J u s t Suited
" T h e r e 's onlv ime o h je c t lo n to Illeso
m iss me. — ItufTalo k x p r e s s .
s q u a r e hole In the c e n t e r o f th e various
Fiah at B llingagata.
G reenland la Green.
i floors o f his house and lo catin g n well
I'll li In aold In Loudon ahupa nt a a p a rliiie iita.” salii th è ngent o f Ih»
W hen you »vere a Imy you used to
'•From Illese tw o Windows sin g " O n G r e e n la n d 's lev .M o u ntain"—
On tha F arm .
, |n th e cellar, into which the globules
aim ed price per pound. Imt tlie re taile r liiilliling.
One could easily gu e ss those c ity | o f molten lead dropped and were In-
In gi-ttlug hi« «uppile« fro m Itlllliiga- ymi v an 't h d p seelug ever.vllilng In well, Ihe c o u n t r y Fs sim ply n v ast nest
W atts
g a l e Im« to puri'liaae e a c h kind by n III» dinliig rootiis o f t h è lu'lglilmrs mi o f green m o u n tain s , c o v e re d with c h ild re n had a ttiiaucier for a f u t h e r ." a tantly cooled and hardened.
Sim»»-, Ice a n d g lacie rs.
T h e s e a re
" h-v •
’
, secured a p a t e n t lu 1782 aud sold his
•epar a t e « e i g h t or m enaiirem ent. l i e tuilh sld es o f vmi "
B e c a u s e they a r e e ith e r In the barn- London r ig h ts In 1800 fo r 048.86B.
" W l i i l t ’a th è r e m il i? " sm lllng lv nskcd
know n a s live and dead g lacie rs. T h e
but a aule« by Hie pound, plaice by t h e ,
His to w e r Is still In use. a ltho ug h It
atone, m a c k e r el by th e altt.v, cod by . lite porll.v lim ile »vlm w i i s tool.big for dead glacier» a r e a m a s s o f snow and yard s p e c u la t in g ab o ut th e sto c k or j
Ice which hav e a c c u m u l a t e d b e tw e e n g a m b o lin g in the w h e a t and c o r n .”— h,)s |>een heigh ten ed by the addition o f
the Imt. eel« by the d raug ht, hnddocka a f i a t .- C h ic a g o T rib u n e
sev eral stories. T h e lead when molten
g o rge s fo r a million y e a r s or m ore nnd | B a lt i m o r e A m erican.
the a te n luer trunk, c ra b « by tlie ,
T
h
*
M
and
rake
Legend.
Is poured Into a sleve-like re c e p ta cle
hav e b e co m e so con d e n se d t h a t you
rei. lolialera by the acore, tvhlte-
A T e s t of P atience.
nt the top o f the tower, and these
l.ali by tin- q u a r t nnd periwinkle« by | T h e r e Is an old legend c o n n e c te d »villi could not p e n e t r a le the m a s s e x c e p t
S h e —But how ani I to know you will molten drops, falling Into th e well,
the
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when
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drill.
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are
ihe h u n d re d w e ig h t.—London Globa.
Ihe pin lit Is uprooted It u t t e r s a pierc Ih»»!«© tinti VirMjik off nnd fui’, into th e b* *‘nt,,int n,ul *<»*»*•««Inn when w e ’re 120 feet below, fo rm the shot, which
ing cry. T h e forked tub er« hear a Witter» nn«l I mm «>m«» flouting vnasHee o f n i n n ie d .' H e 1 run put a fo u r te e n and a r e then passed through a polishing
T h « Propar Place.
a h a l f s t a n d u p c o lla r on a No. 13 s h irt grader. T h e y a r e thou spilled fro m a
*T uuderaln nd Hull the lending lady f a n t a s t ic r e s e m b l a n c e to th e body and Ice. o fte n Inflictin g d a m a g e to ships.
hopper on to nu Inclined plane, th e p e r
W h e re I h e sun c a n s t r i k e a spot ihe without s a v in g a word .—V a r ie t y Life.
and the prim a d onna had a violent leg» <>f a mini, and fro m th is fancied
lik e ne ss t h e re g r e w t h e b e lie f which trees, which a re o f a d e n s e g r o w t h tint
f e c t shot ru n n in g on n second plane,
quarrel.''
U ncon stitutio nal.
while the Im p e rfe c t drop thro u gh nn
w as w idespread d u rin g t h e inhldlo sm all, w e ar the most b e a u tifu l green
” Ye«.”
Mrs. P in he ad Y'ou said b e fo re w e opening betw een. T h e s ho t pass o v er
ages
—A
t
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C
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st
It
iitlou.
•'How did th e y nettle I t ? ”
w e re tnnrrle»! t h a t niv word should be f o u r series o f planes, aud only t h e per
“ Oh. th e y wont to t h e ir dressing
la»v
Mr P in h e a d —T h a t w as b efo re f e c t r e a c h t h e last plane.
H ein s and Hugo.
Didn't T h in k It W a s Perm issib le.
room« and mude up.” —W o n i a n ’a H om e
I found out th a t t h e *a»v w as uncon-
H ein e had a preconceived Idea that
A larger size than B B B c a n n o t be
“
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said
Mrs.
O
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c
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Com panion
Hid you | »•l»«tioi»al. -P h i la d e lp h ia B ulle tin.
Vletor Hugo, called h,v him " t h e o ur m in is ter Is going too f a r
m ad e by th is process.
T h e larger
F r e n c h |niet In whom all Is fa ls e ." had b e ar Ills serm o n last S u n d a y ? "
sixes. Including shrapn el, a r e m ade by
!
Not R e assu ring.
a hump mi his back l i e writs delighted
In th e tue-
" Y e s . " replied her ho s te ss ,,s she
No
p,,;lMv «*«»Joyed doing evU tw o different processes.
'Ho you th in k you »»'ill llke m arried
dluvn size a w ire of th e proper m a
When In- » m i s lold that one o f Hugo's finished
se a lin g
a
le tte r
to
her " ,nc* ,1ort
, h « world - R u s k l n .
e ns well ns you do yo u r club, d e a r ? "
te rial Is fed Into a m ac h in e which
hips protruded o w in g to m a lfo rm atio n . (laughter, t h e D u chess o f K a m s h e a d l
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'Yes. q u i t e sure, d a r l i n g ''
m ashe s It Into a ribbon s h ap e aud
" B o t h m e a n d J o s l u h put in fifty dollar
A G entle Hint.
'A re you so very fond o f yo u r c lu b ? ”
The
Caustic.
hills w hen t h e c o n trib u tio n »»ns t a k
" B u t look here. S n ip ,” said Slo wpav, punch es Irre g u la r form ed s h o t
'Not very, d arlin g "
Delig hted M am m a
Do — professor, e n .”
"y o u h av en't put a n y im ckets In th e s e ! larF ” t " r'' “ •“ >* by pouring the m e tal
w h at do you th in k o f little A rth u r ns
" I don't llk e t h e h ab it he h a s falle n tro u sers. W h a t 's t h e m u t t e r w ith you t ' into loug bullet molds, which, In cool-
A Delightful Metaphor.
a v io lin ist? P r o f e s s o r I like th e way Into o f a n a t h e m a t iz i n g th e r i c h ."
" W h y . Mr. S lo w p n y .” replied the lug, form Irre g u la r shot. T h e v arious
l!No»»\" aulii a fa m o u s Irish s p e a k e r
lie puls the fiddle back Into Ihe c a s e —
"M ercy!
I hadn't heard a b o u t him m an o f clo thes, “ 1 w a s go ing to su g sizes a r e th e n placed, e ach by Itse lf,
Æ k political d eb ate . " I c o m e to d a n
C h ic ag o News.
doin’ that. I d id n't think an y b o d y was g e st t h a t In »use you e v e r had a n y in gins, w h ic h a r e revolved fo r s ix ,
gerous ground. In fact. I know 1 am
a llo w e d to a n a t h e m a t iz e people unless t h in g to put Into them you send It up hours, when th e shot com e o ut perfect
s k a t i n g ou the th in L a o f a burulug
Hupptness is th e natu ra l flower o f they had appeu dictla or s o m e t h i n '.” — t o us to keep fo r you.” — H a r p e r 's ly sm o o th spherea.—B o sto n Globe.
V o L b m I”
C h ic ag o Itecord Herald.
W eekly. _
d u ty .—P h illip s Brooks.
A* S cipio V/aa to H annib al So
Wei ngton to Napoleon.
Waa
Trouble» of Thova Ignorant of
L angu age and N ativ e W i y i .
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