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in M n I I u IL n I i l i L iGNT rotct s i ZI i u II I I XMatch-Making| Ï B E A C H Y A PO PULAR BIRD MAN By FLORENCE Me McALLYN ALLY N = >£== 11 | (able, te a p o t In h and h e r face shone STALE PHRASES ARE NEEDED | w ith th e b rig h tn e ss of u new re solve. W rlts r W ho Express«* a Pow erful “ If 1 ca n llm! th e co u rag e," sh e snljl Em otion Must 8 sy W h at H as | aloud an d firm ly, "I'll do It. I’ll siulle B ssn Said Countie»» Tim es. when lie's passin g by. Maybe I'll hold out my hand, too." O ur d ra m a tic critic. In his review A sh a rp , sudden b ark v ib rated of S u rd o u 's play “ Above S uspicion." 1 th ro u g h th e room. S u p p er w as late said of one of th e chsV ucters th a t "h is ami R o v er's p atlen ee w as ex h au sted . Ups w ere se ale d ," und retuurked th a t "My goodness," exclaim ed D eborah, such p h rase s n ece sarlly accom pany | o b serv in g th e dog's e re c t ea rs, “ 1 such plays T hey do, Indeed, and the don't know how long you've been use of them m ak es one u n d ersta n d listen in g o r w hat you h eard , hut a n y th e em o tio n al q uality of .such plays how, I’m su re of one th in g . You w on't b e tte r th an th e m ost elab o rate analy tell M arth a B ryce." sis of them T he sun sh o n e w arm ly th e n ex t day T h ere are h u n d red s of phrase» like as D eborah busied h erse lf am ong the tills, co n tain in g m e tap h o rs both vio flow ers tn h e r gard en . She wua un- lent and stale, w hich a re only used eonselous th at com ing along th e m ud serio u sly by w riters who sn atch at at a fairly rapid gait w as an elderly th e e a sie st tneu is of ex p ressin g nti m an c a rry in g a m uch-used gray urn em otion w hich they do not f e d For b rella as a d efen se a g a in st th e heut If a w riter lias a real em otion of hi* of th e solur ruys. In th e shadow of own to ex p re ss he will e ith e r use a th e lilac tree s, n e a r D eborah's w leket m e tap h o r su g g e -te d to him by th a t gate, sa t Rover. At th e sound of th e p a rtic u la r em otion or none at all T his m an ’s shuttling fo o tste p s he looked up la a m a tte r of In stin ct, not of literary I and b ark ed sh arp ly ." a r t; for a fresh em otion will not be " It's D eb o rah 's dog." m u tte re d th e satisfied with sta le p h rase s hut will m an sta n d in g behind a m aple tre e and feel Itself m is re p re se n te d by them | reg ard in g th e top of th a t lad y 's sun T h u t Is one rea so n why. when pow er j bonnet, us It bobbed up and dow n fully moved, we a re often so tn a rll | am ong th e rose bu sh es, w ith ea g er cu la te We feel th a t com m onplace* eyes. A nother h ark from th e se n tin el will not re rv e o u r tu rn , but we have at th e g ate caused his m is tre ss to n o th in g to put In th e ir place T he raise h er head. In doing so she eau g h t w rite r's ta sk D to be n e ith e r In artlcu sight of H ank Andrew s, an d he paused la te nor com m onplace He m ust not behind a tree , th en , looking ash am e d , be a rtle s s nor m ust he give us hud j w alked slowly aw ay. a r t for good If be haa a new Idea A la rg e bunch of pink ro ses fell to to ex p re ss he Is not tem p ted by sta le I the g n iss from D eb o rah 's trem b lin g p h ra se s F or they are asso ciated with lingers, and a vivid b lu sh w arm ed her | em otions r a th e r th an w ith th o u g h ts, | cheek s u n d er th e su u b o u n et. sin ce em o tio n s are not d isco v eries "If I had only seen him com ing," like new Ideas, and when ex p ressed w as h e r reg retfu l th o u g h t, "b u t now In lite ra tu re a re valued, not for th e ir It's too la te ." an d h e r eyes, teur- novelty, but for th e i>ower with w hich dltnm ed, follow ed th e re tre a tin g fig < they a re ex p ressed T hus, a w riter ure. ¡w h o ex p re sses n new Idea *n>a w hat "W hy. w hat In th e w orld alls Ro has n ev e r been said before, but a ver?" sh e exclaim ed th e n ex t m in u te w rite r who w ishes to ex p re ss a pow as th e dog, w ith a p lay fu ln ess w hich erf ill em otion ha* to say w hat has p roperly belonged to puppyhood, probably been said a th o u san d tim es, seized se v eral ro ses tn his m outh and. and by bad w rite rs a* well as good sh ak in g his long e a rs Joyfully, d ash ed i T h ese bud w rite rs have b urdened our th ro u g h th e fence an d up th e m ad. 1 m em ory w ith m etap h o rs, som e of "Good dog," m u tte re d H ank, "good th em lifeless from th e first, som e k ill d o g !” A sm ile w hich had v an ish ed ed by co n stau t rep e titio n , or In apprtx from h is lips In th e d ay s of his youth j p rta te use; and th e ir m etap h o rs stay re tu rn e d ugaln. 1 In o u r m inds becau se they h av e tx-en " H a n k !" cam e In soft a c c e n ts from so o ften rejieutod T he good w riter's th e ro se garden. " H a n k !" m ind 1* o ften In fested w ith them , so H e stood up. S uddenly b ecam e th a t, before* he can find th e p h ra se he s tra ig h t an d tall, and let th e old uni i w ants, he m ust reje ct half u dozen ' th a t he do«*« not w a n t T his Is the ' p en alty th a t hu has to pay for living nt a tim e w hen lite ra tu re 1s old and lnnguagu so p h isticated . — London Tim es. WHAT ENGLAND FEARS STARVATION RA TH ER THAN VA8ION IS ITI* DANQEH. IN in C sss of W sr the Isla n d e rs' Food Supply M ight Bs E xhausted In Few M onths. T he first cro ss-co u n try rmce b etw een J n ev e r could u n d e rsta n d , D eborah, W ith sh ip s b ringing foreign food a v ia to rs In th is co u n try w as won by w hat you e v e r saw In th a t hom ely su p p lies Into Kiiglund at the r a le of Lincoln Heachv, who flew from New don to m ake a fuss o v er," re- £ 434 w orth every m inute of every York to P h ilad elp h ia, w inning a p rise m ark ed Mrs. ltryoe scornfully, aa she day In th e year. G reat B ritain ca n n o t of $5,000. He also won se v eral prizes ex am in ed w ith sev erely critica l accu m u late u sto rk of provisions largo at th e recen t In tern atio n al m eet In Cat- glan ces a rough-coated little te r r ie r of enough for a y e a r's supply, som e ex- Cairo, and excited p lau d its from th e u n c e rta in pedigree, pert* say not enough for half « year th o u san d s of sp e c ta to rs by his m any | "W ell, he a in ’t m uch to look at." "O th ers doubt If wv could hold out d arin g "circu s stu n ts " In th e air. ad m itte d Miss L incoln, "b u t th e re 's a for th re e m onths w ithout foreign »up Peachy not long ago a ttra c te d a tte n pow er of com fort tn Rover. It s aw ful piles," suys th e (Jueeti, "and all ag ree tlon by his darin g flights at N iag ara lonesom e tn a house w here th e re 's th a t th ree week* w ar. nr even th re a t Falls. D riving a C u rtis biplane, he n o th in g but one w om an an d a shadow of war, would enorm ously In crea se flew o ver th e Falls, down u n d er th t fo r com pany." th« price of foodstuff* In th e o r suspension bridge and o ver the d ea th j T h „ v lsltp r se ate d h erse lf In a cane d in ary wuy th e proportion of food d ealing rapids. F req u en tly his uui ro ck er and ex p ressed h er se n tim e n ts and drink brought ov er th e sea Is ch in e w as so close to th e w ate r th a t on su b je ct by a co n tem p tu o u s o ver 42 per cent of our to ta l Im ports, he w as dren ch ed w ith spray. P each y gnlff w hile R over's m istre ss, w hose being In round figure* £250.000.000 Is 21 y ea rs of age, and Is one of th e n ,g). 0h w>its und b rig h t brow n eyes out of n to ta l of £560.000.000, Of th is C u rtis flyers. He is an am b itio u s avl bespoke th e ch eerfu l sp irit w ithin sunt £ 70 , 000.000 goes for grain und ato r, u n d e rsta n d s his m ach in e p er h er. apologetically sm oothed th e folds flour alone, and nearly fifty m illion« fectly and n ev er fails to perform |„ h er blue and w hite gingham apron, for fond and drink not o th e rw ise s p e d b rillian tly . 1 and puck ered h e r Ups, as she had a tied, tuid excluding fifty m illions for In th e g rea t cross-country ra c e h ab it of doing, w hen th in g s perplexed food, d rin k and tobacco su b je ct to w hich he won. th e re w ere th re e com- her. duty p e tlto rs who sta rte d on th e long Jour -1 "Y ou've alw ay s had a fancy for "W h at we as a natio n have to fe a r Bey. P each y m ade a '. rilllan t flight, hom ely th in g s," con tin u ed Mrs. Bryce, Is not Invasion hut sta rv a tio n To th e m aking one landing a t ir e n to n . w h ere “1 n ev e r shull fo rg et th e tim e 1 cam e g reat mu»» of th e people of th is Coun h e rem ain ed for about te n m inutes. H is a c tu a l flying tim e betw een th e o v er h ere to ask how your m o th er try th e q u estio n 1* not ‘Shall we win tw o citie s w as 2 hours 22 2-5 m inutes. M ost of th e way he flew a t th e w as. and you and h e r both sa t on th e or lose In w ar? hut, shall we have r a te of a m ile a m inute. Robinson finished ab o u t an hour la te r, having lost bed to g e th er, cry in g o v er th a t old enough fi*>d to live on when th e next h is way la New Jersey . Ely did not finish, h aving to land a t P rin ceto n , N. yellow cat. My lan d s! 1 can see It big w ar comes?* It I* to m eet such J., b ecau se of m otor trouble. T he ra c e a ttra c te d g rea t in te re s t an d m any now as It lay dead on th e floor." an em ergency th a t the use In th is th o u sa n d s of sp e c ta to rs In New York, P h ilad e lp h ia and along th e ro u te j - j know ," m u rm u red D ebornh, co u n try of silos for g rain , o r n atlo u al c h e e re d th e av iato rs. "m o th e r th o u g h t a heap of M ary El- g ra n a rie s, has been advocated ______________________________________ len. S he w as a d rea d fu l sm a rt ca t." "T h e cost of cre atin g and m ain tain "T h en th e re w as old P llly," per- Ing silos m ight he considerable, | slated Mrs. P ryce. " J u st look how though we *upi»>»e th e cost Of a single you fu ssed o v er th a t h orse, tim e he d rea d n o u g h t would easily cover It; ' took sick.’ And hom ely w a sn 't a Ja m e s K. V ardam an, who has been hut a* an In su ran ce a g a in st panic It stro n g enough nam e for him . A knock- chosen at th e p rim a rie s for th e M issis would well tie w orth th e expense, kneed, raw -boned old c re a tu re ." sip p i se a t In th e U nited S ta te s se n w hile as a safeg uard In tim e of w ar ate, w as form erly g overnor of th e "P o o r old B illy !" sighed D eborah and ag a in st Im m inent fam ine It would sta te . H e w as elected g overnor In i " H e ’d been as faith fu l as any C h ris he ln ru lu u b le, and m ight easily tu rn 1903 and w as d efeated for se n a to r by , tla n In his work. Pulled fa th e r and d efe at Into victory and d is a s te r to Jo h n S h arp W illiam s In 1907 and by ■ m o th e r to and from m eeting, rain or sufety. m o w ; plowed and helped reap. No S en ato r P ercy in 1910. "G ib raltar Is provisioned for two . w o n d er I felt so rry fo r him. H e knew Mr. V ardam an used sp e c ta c u la r year« and M alta has slloa w h i c h keep m ore th a n a lot of h u m an s." m ethods In his re c e n t unique se n a te corn good for as long as four yenrs. Mrs. P ry c e pushed back, w ith a cam paign. O ne hun d red and sixty th u s su p p o rtin g th e tru th of th e lllb- quick, Im p atien t je rk , h e r big sh ad e Qxen. h arn e ssed In eighty spans, drew Meal sta te m e n t th a t Jo sep h tn th a dry ! h at. In w hich red an d yellow corn a ch a rio t upon w hich Mr V ardam an clim ate of Egypt fed th e people w ith poppies stru g g led for th e m astery . ro d e th ro u g h th e s tre e ts of M eridian corn sto red for seven years. T he Idea A rg u m en t w as to h e r like a fire sp ark in a m ost sp e c ta c u la r parad e d u rin g Is th e g rad u al collection of an am ount to pow der. bis to u r of M ississippi in th e In te re s t of of w heat equal to one y e a r's Im port "T h e w orst of all w as th a t H ank and Its au to m atic renew al by oxchatig h is candidacy. T h ere w ere five b ra ss A ndrew s," sh e cried. "W h en I re bands, an d a guard of 100 p ro m in en t Ing It for th e new grain as It a rriv e s m e m b er w hat a p re tty g irl you w ere citizens ro d e horseback. T hen cam e th e a t th e different po rts." Ha W as s 'P lscopsl. In y o u r w ays and th in k of him so ugly V ard am an "car.” T he g re a t s trin g of A N orth w estern m issionary bishop and w ith sandy hair. I t’s a good th in g anim als, all w hite, ca rrie d w h ite used to tell a story w hich was re T he B ecause Man, 1 you and him q u arrele d , D eborah, and s tre a m e rs b ea rin g th e legend: “V ote Huppose every o ne did Just w h st he p ea te d to us lust week by Rev W. W. b ro k e It off. You’re saved a heap of fo r the w h ite c h ie f!” and “U phold th e Intended to do and tff> one failed "b e W ash in g to n of C uyahoga Falls tro u b le. H e’s com e back h ere now w h ite S outh." "1 m et an old farm er In N orth P a cau se ” T h en th e re would he no fa il an d I n ev e r saw a m o re m iserab le old On th e back of ea ch ox w as a m an. k o ts." he relates, "and In th e co u rse ure* to point out. T h e re would be no m an th a n h e Is th is m in u te. You m ay sh ro u d ed In w hite. A t each a n im a l's of co n v ersatio n 1 ask ed him If he was su b je c ts for serm o n s for th o se w ho b e th a n k fu l th e b u rd en of ten d in g to h ead w alked a w hite-clad to rch-bearer, co n n ected w ith any religious d en o m had no "b ecau se" a tta c h e d to th e ir him Is o d your h an d s.” A s o rt of th ro n e w as ere cte d In th e ox w agon and upon th is sat V ard a ination. 'Y esslr,' he an sw ered , T n a nam es. T h e m an w ith o u t th e title D eborah said n o th in g for a few m o m an. T h e ca n d id a te w as in Im m aculate w h ite linen and had a big w hite hat. could not point to tho "b e ca u se" m an 'PlscopaL ' H is long h a ir fell fre e dow n his sh o u ld e rs an d w as se t off by th e linen, m enta. T h en sh e tu rn e d th e conver- “O f co u rse th is gratified me. nnd I and say ; “ He did not succeed 'b e Mr. V ard am an will not ta k e his s e a t u n til M arch 14, 1913, an d In conse- ca n o n a d ro itly Into o th e r channels, ask ed him w hat p arish he belonged to. c a u s e '" 8o th e "b e ca u se" m an m ay quence It will be n ecessary to e le c t a se n a to r to fill o ut Mr. P ercy ’s u nex-j “ H ow 's Jo h n n y 's so re th ro a t? " she In- '* 'H a d n ’t b eard about no parish.* bo la k e h e a rt and feel th a t because he .pired term . T h is w ill be done by th e com ing leg islatu re. ' q uired sy m p a th e tica lly . did not he Is su rely s t la st th e sub said, w ith u puzzled expression. | L ike a riv e r w hose w ate rs have ” 'W ell, w hnt diocese?" 1 p ersisted , j je c t of th is sk etch T ru e he "did not been guided Into a n o th e r course, th e scalo th e nigged wall, no r clim b to “ 'You got m e th o re, too.' to r re n t of M rs. B ry ce’s eloquence h eig h ts u n seen " by th e m a sses who " ‘W hore w ere you confirm ed?' . now flowed blan d ly Into th e w elcom e nre also o th e r "b ecau se" men. " 'P u n n o w hat you m ean.' j to p ic of Jo h n n y 's ailm e n ts. She in- Most of u i arc "b ecau se" m en, w# “ 'T h en how a re you an E p isco p al A. J. D rexel B iddle Is probably one form ed D eborah, w ith co n scien tio u s y earn for th e u n a tta in a b le ; we feel ian r of th e m ost unique p e rso n a lities In th e m in u te n e ss of d etail, how and u n d er But m aybe the " 'Oh,' he an sw ered , b rig h te n in g up th a t life Is a failu re world. In him a re u n ited th re e d ls - ; w h a t c irc u m sta n c e s h e r yo u n g est boy rea litie s a re d rea m s of callow youth a t once. 'I’ll tell you. 1 w ent to a tln c t c h a ra c te ristic s th a t a re in ev ery wag Uabie ^ a tta c k s from cold, and ch u rch dow n In B ism arck la st w lntor, did not com e n e a re r th e d rea m s th a n way o p p o site to one an o th er. H e Is jn w h at resp e ct h e differed from M aybe the aw ak en in g will an ' they called It ’Plscopal. And I we th in k P h ilad e lp h ia 's m illio n aire so ciety m an. [ Amy, w hose sp e cialty w as re c u rre n t show th a t th e "b ecau se" men clim bed h eard th e people sa y ln ' th a t th e y ’d s ta r p u g ilist and su ccessfu l Bible class jjtg of cram p. higher th a n they th o u g h t and tnaybe lead er. H e is a young m an full of D eborah listen ed a tte n tiv e ly to th e Com ing Along th e Road W as an El "done th in g s th ey h a d n 't o rto r done, th e Judge will show those who stood an ' left undone th in g s th e y 'd o r te r en erg y and sp irit and so fa r he has re c ita l of th e Ills of th e B ryce fam ily d erly Man. do n e.” An' 1 saya, " T h a t's me, to a on th e ’h eig h ts th a t th e “clouds are m ade hla c a re e r a uniq u e one. H e Is and sighed in sy m p a th y at In terv als well w orth striv in g for but In the know n alm o st as w ell in E u ro p e as T h is co u rse of tre a tm e n t had Its ef- b rella slip from his g rasp . T h en , as t," an ' sin ce th e n . I'v e called m yself d ep th s th e re Is som e su n lig h t.“ But a 'PlscopaL ' ln th is co u n try and sin ce com ing Into and by th e tim e Mrs. B ry ce a ro se he saw th e face beam in g a t him un- “Now I u n d e rsta n d ," co n tin u ed tho th e man should n ev e r have "b ecau se" his w ea lth has m ade him self know n as ^ go, she had ta lk ed h e rse lf Into a j d er th e shadow of th e green sunbon- bishop, laughing, why th e m em bership as an excuse. a w o rk er for th e cau se of p h ilan th ro p y . good h u m o r an d a c tu a lly p a tte d R over | n et an d th e plead in g look In Debo ra h ’s brow n eyes, h e h e s ita te d no of o u r ch u rch Is so la rg e ."—C leveland Mr. B iddle began life as a n ew sp a on th e head. P h o to g rap h Burned M anuscript. per re p o rte r. At th e ag e of 19 he w as “ Y ou're real good, D eborah,” she longer. P ick in g up his u m b rella, he P lain D ealer. T he p ro cesses of color photography an a th le tic young fellow , w ith a p e r rem a rk e d , "and I g uess like enough re tra c e d his ste p s and, p u sh in g open have recen tly been applied to obtain fect passio n for boxing. H e would 1 riled you ab o u t th a t dog. C h a ra c te r tn H andw riting. My th e w ick et jta te , e n te re d w hat to him w as P arad ise . box w ith any one and a t any tim e. If you w rite a sm all, alm o st fem a legible p hotograph of th e w riting to n g u e ’s a b it sh a rp «1 tim es." T h is Is th e m an w ho has for y ea rs “I n ev e r got such a su rp rise ," said in in e hand It may he a sign th a t you on burned m an u scrlp ta w hich w ere un T he little brow n-eyed w om an leaned been giving his tim e to p h ilan th ro p ic o v er to stro k e R over w ith a loving Mrs. M arth a B ry ce to h e r n ex t door a re d estin e d to he a g re a t sta te sm a n , rea d ab le by any o th e r know n m eans. w ork in P h ilad elp h ia. H e Is a mem- h and an d h e r voice w as full of te n d e r I neig h b o r, "a s w hen I h ea rd D eborah acco rd in g to David N. C arvalho, who Aa long aH th e sh e et has not been en | and H ank w as going to be m a rrie d , j finds th a t sm all h an d w ritin g la often tire ly d isin te g ra te d positive re su lts h e r of th e fash io n ab le C hurch of t h e ' cadence as sh e rep lied : Holy T rin ity , in R ltte n h o u se Square. "O h. h is feelin g s a in ’t h u rt, or m ine, ! And no on e know s for th e life of c h a ra c te ristic of g re a t men. O rover can be o b tain ed every tim e In th e p arish house of th e ch u rch , eith er. R over know s a s well as I do them how sh e an d him m an ag ed to j C lev elan d 's h an d w ritin g was of th is T he ch a rre d m a n u scrip t la carefully w hich Is equip p ed w ith a com m odious th a t we n e e d n 't look fo r co m p lim en ts m ake up a f te r all th o se y ears. I asked ty p e and so was W illiam M cK inley's. arran g e d , In aa n ea r Its original shop« gym nasium , Mr. B iddle has found a t o u r age. W h at— you going, M ar D eborah and sh e Just lau g h ed and "You find th is ty p e of w ritin g tn th e as possible, on a sh eet of glass, and am ple room for th e fu rth e ra n c e of h is id eas of w h at up-to-date C h ristian ity th a ? W ell, now, If you w an t som e said th a t R over w as th e only o n e th a t la rg e handed m en,” said Mr. C arv al covered w ith a d rying varnish, a fte r should be. Bible in hand, he leads th e la rg e Bible class on th e d ay s se t m o re of th a t cough m ix tu re for J o h n knew th e se c re t." ho, “th e m en who a re broad shoul w hich It la backed by a n o th e r sh e e t a p a rt fo r such teaching, and w ith th o se sam e ab le h an d s hidden in padded ny, se n t rig h t o v er an y tim e ; y o u 're d ered and well built, not p erh ap s ta ll.” of glass gloves he te ac h es th e m em bers of his class how to ta k e th e ir own p a rt and m ore th a n w elcom e.” By using carefully-selected color If you a re a w om an und m ake llttlg M an u factu rin g Relics. give a good account of th e m se lv es In any tro u b le s th a t m ay com e to th em In Miss D eborah stood on th e fro n t W h e rev er th e tra d e In relics and cu pothooks a t th e end of y o u r final scre en s nnd o rtb o ch ro m a tlc p la tes a th e w orld w ith o u t th e peaceful p o rta ls of th e p arish home. porch w atch in g th e fast d isap p earin g H ostile« is b risk th e old legal m axim , j m ‘s and e'a you a re n ot likely to p erfectly legible photograph of th o figure of h e r v isito r as she m ade h e r C av eat em p to r (I>et th e buy ta k e spend m uch m oney on th e la te st nov w ritin g mny be ta k en , although th e re w ay along th e m ain road to w ard th e h ee d ), Is a p p ro p ria te . Not all d e a le rs eltie s In d ress, nor a re you a p t to m ay be no m ark s on th e rh a rre d r e village. S he p au sed fo r a few m o In such » 'are a re scru p u lo u s. S ays b o th e r to do your h a ir up In puffs. m ains th a t a re visible to th e eye. m e n ts d rin k in g In th e sw ee tn e ss of a w rite r In th e T his Is th e only know n m ethod th a t Y oungstow n T ele Indeed th e se little tw ists on th e end th e su m m er flow ers n ot know ing th a t gram . will give re su lts w hen tho w ritin g of le tte rs In d icate th a t you would T he re tire m e n t of H enry Clay F ric k In h e r own h ea rt th e re bloom ed a * W hile in C h attan o o g a a few w eeks ; m ake a sen sib le and econom ical wife. h as been m ade w ith v egetable Inka. from th e d ire c to ra te of th e U nion P a fa ir e r flow er— th e flow er of love. ago a local m an n o ticed an old col- j Your d efect would be th a t you m ight O rdinary p h otography can ho used cific R ailroad com pany, was re c e n tly Soon Bhe en tered th e ch eery little ored m an who c a rrie d his rig h t arm e m b a rra ss your h u sband by eccen successfully when th e Ink co n tain s announced. H is frien d s a s s e rt he felt k itc h e n and began to p re p a re h e r tric ity In d re ss th ro u g h ca rele ssn ess. an ilin e or Iron In Its com position.— In a sling. It was not in keeping w ith the sp irit m o d est su p p er. R over follow ed close A slu rrin g p en m an sh ip in d icates lite r P o p u lar M echanics. "W h a t Is th e m a tte r, u n cle? " he of th e tim es for a d ire c to r In one ra il a t th e h eels of his m is tre ss every ste p asked. “ Is y o u r arm b ro k en ?" ary ability. road to have an Influential voice In th e sh e took. Clerk Didn’t R em em ber Him. “ No, Bah,” g rin n ed th e old m an. affairs of an activ e com petitor. He "P o o r H a n k !” m u rm u red D eborah “I t’s Jes’ gun-sore.” B etw een D octors. "I would like to have th e sam e h as very la rg e holdings In th e A tch “I g u ess he Is m iserab le ; g e ttin g too “D octor, I w ant you tn look a fte r room I had th e la st tim e I ws» h ere ; "B een h u n tin g ? ” ison. T opeka and S a n ta Fe. old. I t's aw ful lonesom e for him. my office w hile I'm on v acation." I believe It was No 14,” said A ndrew "N o, Rah. Ah been sh o tln ’ tre e s ." H enry Clay F ric k 's c a re e r and m a T w en ty y ea rs ago, and y et It d o n 't "B u t I've Just g rad u a ted , doctor. A nderson, elghty-one y ea rs old, of "O h, I se e; ta rg e t-p ra c tlse .” te ria l success Is closely Interw oven seem th a t long sin ce he used to give H ave had no ex p e rien c e.” South Bend. Ind., to C lerk E rn e st “No, Bah.” w ith th e h istory of th e ste el and Iron m e pink ro ses every S atu rd ay night. "T hat's all rig h t, my hoy. My p rac Ueul a t <the H otel Sherm nn. "T h en you'll hnve to e lu c id a te .” ind u stry . H e w as one of A ndrew C ar O nce I gave him a lock of my h air. "Gee$" rep lied th e c le rk ; “th a t m ust "W ell, sah, It’s like d ls,” th e old tice Is stric tly fashionable. T ell tho negie's lie u te n an ts, and w as deep in I w o n d er w h at h e ’s d one w ith It.” men to play golf and ship th e women hnve been before my tim e. W hen m an explained. “ We goes o u t in to th e confidence of th a t Iro n m aster T im idly, as if ash am ed , D eborah de w oods a n ’ sh o ts b u llets Into de p a tie n ts off to E urope." w ere you h ere last. Mr. A nderson?" T hey had a serious d lsrg re e tn e n t, how tu rn e d to an old-fashioned m ahogany tre e s. A fter a w hile de tre e s grow s "In th e sp rin g of 1848 I rode to ever. w hen Mr. C arnegie took over the d esk rtia t stood in one c o rn e r of th e round d e b u lle ts a little bit. d en we B usiness In stin ct. C hicago from our Indiana tow n h o rse $1,000,000 forfeit m oney w hich F rick room , and, o p ening an u p p er d raw er, cu ts dem dow n to sell to people fum "Do you th in k a w om an can koep a back, and th is Is my first visit h e re deposited as a “b in d e r” to buy th e d rew from It a little green p asteb o ard de N orf as re lic s ob de B a ttle ob se cret? " sin ce th a t tim e," lio an sw e re d .—Chi C arnegie prop erties b u t w hich p roject box in w hich, h alf hidden by faded Ixjokout M ountain.” "N o; sh e alw ay s trie s to sy n d ic ate cago In te r Ocean. failed. L ater C arnegie sold his in te r leav es, lay tw o w ith e re d roses. IL”—Judge. e sts to th e U nited S ta te s S teel co r "I Ju st w onder If h e ’s an g ry a t m e His Philosophy, poration for at le a st th re e tim es th e S u rp assin g O rdeal. gtiil ?’’ sh e m used, rep lacin g th e lid C o nsideration. M aud— Did you observ e th a t Oua price be nam ed to F ric k and asso ci "I h av e been try in g to u m p ire a an d re tu rn in g th e box to Its hiding "You w ouldn’t th in k of le ttin g Mrs. A rch er gavo m e his first d an ce la st ates. place. "W e’re both of us w ell on In gam e of b aseb a ll," said one su m m er F llm g llt h ea r th e th in g s you say be ev en in g ? Union Pacific and A tchison are so- y ea rs an d I’d h a te to die w ithout bo ard er. hind h e r b ack .” Sybil— Y es; he told m e la te r on h e called com peting roads at m any points, and Mr. F ric k ’s in te re st and activity h e a rin g one w ord of k in d n e ss from " T h a t's easy ," said th e o th er. “T hey "C ertain ly n o t,” replied Mrs Romer- believed alw ays In g e ttin g d is a g re e * In the U nited S ta te s S teel co rp o ratio n , w hich freq u en tly h as sold la rg e sup- ! him . If I th o u g h t I could d are— ” she p ersu ad ed m e to decide a d isp u ted Btorey. "I'm too k in d -h earted .” hie th in g s done aa soon as possible. p>.es to tho se ro..d» has resu lted a t t l u e s In ad v erse criticism . j p au sed m idw ay betw een th e sto v e and p o in t In a gam e of cro q u e t.” YV MADE S P E C T A C U L A R CA M PAIGN P U G IL IS T AND C L A S S L E A D E R F R IC K O UT O F U. P. BOARD • 1 •