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FALLS eiTY NEWS
FALLS CITY. OREGON. 3A TU R D A Y. JU LY. 27 1018
humrnrdan* and savage soldiers
the defenders o f the Lamb.
II* KI.MKH KNIGHT
Co. tt H it It K i >(I um » . C*int> H«»ur«iui.1. 1.»
"F o r the first time the Lamb will
be all red. There will not be a single
The kaiser called the devil up
spot in the Christian world that will
On the telephone one day.
not be red, and red will be the Heav
The Kirt at central office listened
ens. the Earth, the Waters, and even
To all they had to say.
tho Air, for blood will flow in the
‘ Hello,’ she heard the kuiserH vo^e domains of the four elements at
“ Is old man Satan at home?
Just tell him it is Kaiser Bill
"The Black Eagle will throw him
That wants him on the phone.” self on the Cock, who will lose many
feathers, but will strike back heroic
The de\ il said. “ Hello” to Bill,
ally with his spurt. He soon would
\>id Bill said. “ How are you?" be crushed were it not for the help
*»r*rVoV‘ 1 ,«f here a hell on earth of the Leopard and his claws.
"The Black Eagle will come from
**,*.**-• w.do,” the devil said
the country o f Luther, will surprise
put tie Kaiser Bill;
the Cock from another aide, and wiil
u tiling that I can do
invade the country o f the Cock up
to the middle of it.
li oelp you sure I w ill.”
K A I S E R ' S TA L K W I T H T H E D E V I L
"The White Eagle, coming from
The kaiser said, “ you listen
the north, will surprise the Black
And I will try to tell
Eagle and the "other Eagle” and
The w ay that I am running
will invade the country o f the Anti
On earth a modern hell.
christ from one end to the other.
- M y army went through Belgium
"The Black Eagle will see himself
I down) forced to liberate the Cock in order
> Shooting women and children
to fight the White Eagle and the
W e tore up all her country
Cock will pursue she Black Eagle in
And blew up all her towns.
to the country o f tne Anti-christ to
help the White Eagle.
My Zeps dropped bombs on cities
"The battles fought up to then
Killed both old and young—
will be as nothing compared to those
And those the Zeps didn’t get
which will take place in the country
W ere taken out and hung.
of Luther, for the seven Angels wiil
I started out for Paris
together pour in the fire o f their
With the aid o f |>oison gas.
i censors on the impious Earth, which
The Belgians, d a m ’em stopped U 8 signifies that the Lamb will order
And would not let us pass.
the extermination o f the race o f the
My submarines are devils—
W hy, you should see them fight.
"Whan the Beast sees that he is
They go stealing through the oc’an
*DI become furious, and for
the beak of the White
And sink a ship at night.
Eagle, and the claws o f the Leopard
I was running things to suit me,
and the spurs of the Cock will furi
Till a year or so ago,
ously strike at him.
f Wilson J
"They will cross rivers over the
Vhcn a man named Woodrow
o f the slain, and these, in
W rote me to go more slow.
places, will change the course of the
He said to me. dear WiUiam.
waters. They will bury only the men
W e don’t want to make you sore of noble families, the leading com-
mandants, and the p.inces, because
8 0 be sure and tell your U-boats
of the carnage made by the armies
To sink our ships no more;
W e have told you for the last time will be joined the wholesale death of
those who will die hunger or the peat.
So dear Bill, it’s up to you.
"The Anti-christ will ask many
And i f you do not stop it
times for peace, but the seven Angels
You have got to fight us too.
who will walk in front o f the three
I did not listen to him.
animals defending the Lamb have
declared that victory will only be
And he’s coming a fter me
1 granted on the condition that /the
W ith a million Yankee soldieiJ
From their horn
t tii ’s
sea. Anti-christ be crushed like straw on
iSatanf the bam floor.
N ow , that’s why l called you,
“ The executors o f the justice o f
For I want advice from you.
the Lamb cannot stop fighting as
I know that you can tell me
long as the Anti-christ posscses sold
iers to fight against them.
Just what I ought to do.”
“ My dear old Kaiser William.
Th ere’s not much for me to tell,
f or the Yanks will make it hotter
Than I can for you in hell.
I ’ ve been a mean old Satan,
But not half so mean as you,
And the minute that you get here
I ’ll give my job to you.
I ’ll be ready for your coming,
And I ’ll keep the fires bright
And I ’ ll have your room all ready
When the Yanks begin to fight;
For the boys in khaki will g et you.
I have nothing more to tell.
Hang up the phone and get your
* An£ meet me here in hell.”
“ That which makes the decrees of
the Lamb ao implacable is that the
Anti-christ has pretended to be a
follower of Chriat, and to act in Hit
Name and if he does not perish, the
fruit o f the Redeemer would be lost,
and the doors of Hades would pre
vail against the Saviour.
"The fight which will take place
where the Anti-ehrist forgea his
arms will not be in any way a human
(t b it tnmy liava i.laraDO* to Ksssn. » h ir e lb*
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that hit /facial v* U t il* may take place iu
“ The three animals defending the
Lamb will exterminate the las! army
of the Anti-christ, but they will be
forced to erect on the battlefield a
pyre as large as a city, for the bodies
o f the dead will change the aspect of
the countryside as there will be
mounds of slain.
“ The Anti-christ will lose hi«crown
and will die in solitude and madneia.
His empire will be divided into twen
ty-two states, but none o f them will
any longer possess, fortresses, arm
ies or vessels.
(Curious)/ «nou.h, this onmbar coincide»
with lb« number ol Uerman state«.)
"The White Eagle, by the order of
St. Michael, will drive the Crescent
from Europe, and will install him
self at Constantinople. Then will be
gin an era of peace and prosperity
for the earth, and there will be no
more wars, each nation being gov
ern e d according to its desires, and
living according to rule« of justice.
"There will no longer be Luther
ans or Schismatics. The Lamb will
reign and supreme happiness will
begin. Happy will be thoee who.
escaping the perils of that period,
will be able to enjoy the fruit o f the
reign o f the Spirit and o f the purg
ing o f Humanity, which can only
come after the defeat of the Anti
candy to the children to eat and
hand grenades for them to play
T h »y show glee at the
dyin g w rithings and
laugh aloud when the grenades
I saw one American
boy, about 17 years old. who had
been captured by the Germans,
come back to our trenches. He
had cotton in and about his ears.
I asked some one what the cot
ton was for.
“ The Germans cut off his ears
and sent him back to tell us they
want to figh t men, was the ans
wer. They feed Am ericans tu
berculosis g erm s.”
As there is no foundation what
ever, in fact, fo r such statements
based on any experience w e have
had. 1 recommend that this ser
geant, i f the statements quoted
above w ere made by him, be im
mediately returned fo r duty here
and that the statements be con
P E R S H IN G
— Oregonian, July 18.
During this month we go
through stock and select
short ends and broken lines
and reduce from regular
prices. . . . . . .
Th« Tally Stick.
An old time way of proving one’s
right to the payment of money loan
ed was by tally sticks. A plain stick
was used, and when a man loaned
a sum a stick was broken, and the
creditor and debtor each took a part.
When the time for payment came
the man who hat the stick, which
fitted exactly tc tho stick held by
the debtor, received the money. Two
sticks never break in exactly the
same shape, so there was never anv
dispute about who had a right to 1
Th# W ord “ Aaphalt.”
Of deceitful ancestry is the word
Apparently it means
“ not slippery." The Greeks them
selves were tempted to derive “ as-
phaltos” from “ a,” not, and “ sphal-
lo,” make to fall or slip. However,
the word is really ol unknown
barbarian origin— Phoenician some
say. Asphalt was in use very early
in hiatoi^. I t is said to have been
the slime with which the infant
G I V I N G T N E K A I S E R H I S DUE
Jfoies’ ark of bulrushes was daubed
From among the mass o f docu and which the builders of the tower
of Babel used instead of mortar.
ments and data published in the
Official Bulletin o f the Bureau o f
T h irt Art Others.
Johnny had been doing his home
Public Inform ation. July 11, w e
take this interesting cablegram work quietly and felt sure that his
from the commanding Genera*, lessons would he perfect without
haring to ask the aid of bis father
o f the American Expeditionary
until all of a sudden he said, “ This
gets me, dad.”
“ A St. Louis, Mo., paper re
“ What is the trouble now, son?”
cently received here states that asked the father.
“ Why, the teacher wants me to
a -ergeant, one o f the 50 men
give a definition of the word ‘non-
sent back in connection w ith the
lib erty loan campaign, is m aking
“ That’s easy, son,” replied the fa
speeches in which he states:
ther; “ just give it as the letter p iu
“ The Germans g iv e poisoned pnenmonia.” — Sunslrine Bulletin.
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makes big profits. His money gives him a large leverage, it
is a rue, but there are lots o f ways fo r the man w ith small
means to make money.
W e try to keep in touch with the requirem ents o f this
community and can no doubt give you some advice on your
business deals. W e have helped others— perhaps w e can
help you. A n yw a y w e w ill be glad to advise w ith you on
your contemplated deals and assure you that your confidence
w ill not be abused-
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FALLS CITY LUMBER
S A L E
The following prophecy is said to
have been made three hundred years
ago by "Brother Johanne.” It is
quite interesting if nothing more.
In deciphering the allegory, it is
' \o be remembered that
.ance is represented by a Cock;
via n d by a Leopard;
s, ia by a White Eagle;
rn any by a Black Eagle; and
-stria by the "other Eagle”
■ the Lamb stands for Justice,
rcy and Truth.
‘Towards the year 2000 the Anti-
hrist will manifest himself.
Vill surpass in numbers all that
cat.Hbe imagined. ‘
"There will be Christiana among
his legions, and there will be Mo-
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C. J . BRUCE, Proprietor.
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