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- *. FALLS eiTY NEWS FALLS CITY. OREGON. 3A TU R D A Y. JU LY. 27 1018 * humrnrdan* and savage soldiers among the defenders o f the Lamb. II* KI.MKH KNIGHT Co. tt H it It K i >(I um » . C*int> H«»ur«iui.1. 1.» "F o r the first time the Lamb will be all red. There will not be a single The kaiser called the devil up spot in the Christian world that will On the telephone one day. not be red, and red will be the Heav The Kirt at central office listened ens. the Earth, the Waters, and even To all they had to say. tho Air, for blood will flow in the ‘ Hello,’ she heard the kuiserH vo^e domains of the four elements at “ Is old man Satan at home? once. Just tell him it is Kaiser Bill "The Black Eagle will throw him That wants him on the phone.” self on the Cock, who will lose many feathers, but will strike back heroic The de\ il said. “ Hello” to Bill, ally with his spurt. He soon would \>id Bill said. “ How are you?" be crushed were it not for the help *»r*rVoV‘ 1 ,«f here a hell on earth of the Leopard and his claws. to do.” "The Black Eagle will come from **,*.**-• w.do,” the devil said the country o f Luther, will surprise put tie Kaiser Bill; the Cock from another aide, and wiil J u tiling that I can do invade the country o f the Cock up to the middle of it. li oelp you sure I w ill.” K A I S E R ' S TA L K W I T H T H E D E V I L "The White Eagle, coming from The kaiser said, “ you listen the north, will surprise the Black And I will try to tell Eagle and the "other Eagle” and The w ay that I am running will invade the country o f the Anti On earth a modern hell. christ from one end to the other. - M y army went through Belgium "The Black Eagle will see himself I down) forced to liberate the Cock in order > Shooting women and children to fight the White Eagle and the W e tore up all her country Cock will pursue she Black Eagle in And blew up all her towns. to the country o f tne Anti-christ to help the White Eagle. My Zeps dropped bombs on cities "The battles fought up to then Killed both old and young— will be as nothing compared to those And those the Zeps didn’t get which will take place in the country W ere taken out and hung. of Luther, for the seven Angels wiil I started out for Paris together pour in the fire o f their With the aid o f |>oison gas. i censors on the impious Earth, which The Belgians, d a m ’em stopped U 8 signifies that the Lamb will order And would not let us pass. the extermination o f the race o f the My submarines are devils— | W hy, you should see them fight. "Whan the Beast sees that he is They go stealing through the oc’an *DI become furious, and for many months the beak of the White And sink a ship at night. Eagle, and the claws o f the Leopard I was running things to suit me, and the spurs of the Cock will furi Till a year or so ago, ously strike at him. f Wilson J "They will cross rivers over the Vhcn a man named Woodrow bodies o f the slain, and these, in W rote me to go more slow. places, will change the course of the He said to me. dear WiUiam. waters. They will bury only the men W e don’t want to make you sore of noble families, the leading com- mandants, and the p.inces, because 8 0 be sure and tell your U-boats of the carnage made by the armies To sink our ships no more; W e have told you for the last time will be joined the wholesale death of those who will die hunger or the peat. So dear Bill, it’s up to you. "The Anti-christ will ask many And i f you do not stop it times for peace, but the seven Angels You have got to fight us too. who will walk in front o f the three I did not listen to him. animals defending the Lamb have declared that victory will only be And he’s coming a fter me 1 granted on the condition that /the W ith a million Yankee soldieiJ From their horn t tii ’s sea. Anti-christ be crushed like straw on ca- iSatanf the bam floor. N ow , that’s why l called you, “ The executors o f the justice o f For I want advice from you. the Lamb cannot stop fighting as I know that you can tell me long as the Anti-christ posscses sold iers to fight against them. Just what I ought to do.” “ My dear old Kaiser William. Th ere’s not much for me to tell, f or the Yanks will make it hotter Than I can for you in hell. I ’ ve been a mean old Satan, But not half so mean as you, And the minute that you get here I ’ll give my job to you. I ’ll be ready for your coming, And I ’ll keep the fires bright And I ’ ll have your room all ready When the Yanks begin to fight; For the boys in khaki will g et you. I have nothing more to tell. [hat] Hang up the phone and get your * An£ meet me here in hell.” “ That which makes the decrees of the Lamb ao implacable is that the Anti-christ has pretended to be a follower of Chriat, and to act in Hit Name and if he does not perish, the fruit o f the Redeemer would be lost, and the doors of Hades would pre vail against the Saviour. "The fight which will take place where the Anti-ehrist forgea his arms will not be in any way a human fight. (t b it tnmy liava i.laraDO* to Ksssn. » h ir e lb* Krupp » o r * » •/•. m l nt.ny authorltlss hall#*# that hit /facial v* U t il* may take place iu Waatpbalia. “ The three animals defending the Lamb will exterminate the las! army of the Anti-christ, but they will be forced to erect on the battlefield a pyre as large as a city, for the bodies o f the dead will change the aspect of the countryside as there will be mounds of slain. “ The Anti-christ will lose hi«crown and will die in solitude and madneia. His empire will be divided into twen ty-two states, but none o f them will any longer possess, fortresses, arm ies or vessels. (Curious)/ «nou.h, this onmbar coincide» with lb« number ol Uerman state«.) "The White Eagle, by the order of St. Michael, will drive the Crescent from Europe, and will install him self at Constantinople. Then will be gin an era of peace and prosperity for the earth, and there will be no more wars, each nation being gov ern e d according to its desires, and living according to rule« of justice. "There will no longer be Luther ans or Schismatics. The Lamb will reign and supreme happiness will begin. Happy will be thoee who. escaping the perils of that period, will be able to enjoy the fruit o f the reign o f the Spirit and o f the purg ing o f Humanity, which can only come after the defeat of the Anti christ." candy to the children to eat and hand grenades for them to play T h »y show glee at the w ilii dyin g w rithings and chfl dren’s /1 laugh aloud when the grenades explode. I saw one American boy, about 17 years old. who had been captured by the Germans, come back to our trenches. He had cotton in and about his ears. I asked some one what the cot ton was for. “ The Germans cut off his ears and sent him back to tell us they want to figh t men, was the ans wer. They feed Am ericans tu berculosis g erm s.” As there is no foundation what ever, in fact, fo r such statements based on any experience w e have had. 1 recommend that this ser geant, i f the statements quoted above w ere made by him, be im mediately returned fo r duty here and that the statements be con tradicted. P E R S H IN G — Oregonian, July 18. No. 48. July Clearance During this month we go through stock and select short ends and broken lines and reduce from regular prices. . . . . . . Th« Tally Stick. An old time way of proving one’s right to the payment of money loan ed was by tally sticks. A plain stick was used, and when a man loaned a sum a stick was broken, and the creditor and debtor each took a part. When the time for payment came the man who hat the stick, which fitted exactly tc tho stick held by the debtor, received the money. Two sticks never break in exactly the same shape, so there was never anv dispute about who had a right to 1 the monev. Th# W ord “ Aaphalt.” Of deceitful ancestry is the word “ asphalt." Apparently it means “ not slippery." The Greeks them selves were tempted to derive “ as- phaltos” from “ a,” not, and “ sphal- lo,” make to fall or slip. However, the word is really ol unknown barbarian origin— Phoenician some say. Asphalt was in use very early in hiatoi^. I t is said to have been the slime with which the infant G I V I N G T N E K A I S E R H I S DUE Jfoies’ ark of bulrushes was daubed From among the mass o f docu and which the builders of the tower of Babel used instead of mortar. ments and data published in the Official Bulletin o f the Bureau o f T h irt Art Others. Johnny had been doing his home Public Inform ation. July 11, w e take this interesting cablegram work quietly and felt sure that his from the commanding Genera*, lessons would he perfect without haring to ask the aid of bis father o f the American Expeditionary until all of a sudden he said, “ This Forces: gets me, dad.” “ A St. Louis, Mo., paper re “ What is the trouble now, son?” cently received here states that asked the father. “ Why, the teacher wants me to a -ergeant, one o f the 50 men give a definition of the word ‘non- sent back in connection w ith the essential.’ " lib erty loan campaign, is m aking “ That’s easy, son,” replied the fa speeches in which he states: ther; “ just give it as the letter p iu “ The Germans g iv e poisoned pnenmonia.” — Sunslrine Bulletin. YOU CAN PICK REAL BARGAINS DURING OUR JULY CLEARANCE SELIG’S, Cash Price Store, Meeting and Beating Competition Let’s Talk ’em Over It is not always the man with the big bank rot! that makes big profits. His money gives him a large leverage, it is a rue, but there are lots o f ways fo r the man w ith small means to make money. W e try to keep in touch with the requirem ents o f this community and can no doubt give you some advice on your business deals. W e have helped others— perhaps w e can help you. A n yw a y w e w ill be glad to advise w ith you on your contemplated deals and assure you that your confidence w ill not be abused- BANK OF FALLS CITY. NO PAPER NEXT W E H A N D L E O N LY THE BEST GRADES of Clothing Ed. V. Price WEEK & Are Suaranfeed • co v FOR a co FALLS CITY LUMBER & S A L E BY* LOGGING CO. Brother Johanne1« War Prophecy The following prophecy is said to have been made three hundred years ago by "Brother Johanne.” It is quite interesting if nothing more. \ In deciphering the allegory, it is ' \o be remembered that .ance is represented by a Cock; via n d by a Leopard; s, ia by a White Eagle; rn any by a Black Eagle; and -stria by the "other Eagle” ■ the Lamb stands for Justice, rcy and Truth. ‘Towards the year 2000 the Anti- hrist will manifest himself. His Vill surpass in numbers all that cat.Hbe imagined. ‘ "There will be Christiana among his legions, and there will be Mo- TAKING FALLS CITY MEAT MARKET C. J . BRUCE, Proprietor. .R ED U C ED P R IC ES ON B E E R Owing fo a decline in price of beef caffie we are now selling beef af 10c fo 22c per pound. Will buy your Beeves, Voels, Hogs and Ch lekons. CALL AND GIVE US A TBIAL. WE WILL P LEA S E YOU. ......... . .................. * tl isS S S S IIS M S D S S VOL. XIV