New Servant airl Story. The wife of s eaceeeeful young lit erary man had hired a buxom Dutch girl to do the housework. Several weeks passed end from seeing her SHIP TO NEAREST MARKET master constantly about the bouse, BETTER PRICE5-QJICK RETURNS C at out the follow in g r< the girl received an erroneous Impres pesto thorn la your cook kook to kelp sion. "Ogacuee me. Mr*. Blank,” she eald yoa Hoovorisa. T h ey have been to her mistress one day, "but I like to thoroughly toetod by instructors end Take a glass of Salts if your •ay eomedlnga." special lecturers in the department Back hurts or Bladder MUSKRAT "Well. Rena?" bothers. The girl blushed, fumbled with her o f economics at Iks University o f S K l'N K apron, and then replied, "Veil, you pay Washington. a , 'OTE me four toilers a reek—” The American men and women must "Yee, end 1 really can’t pay you any RACCOON Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa guard constantly against Kidney trou HooverDed Recipes for Shellfish. more." tion are relieved by Oarfleld Tea.— Adv MOLE ble. because we eat too much and all “ It'e not dot," responded the girl; Cream of Clam Soap- 1 e minced our food la rich. Our blood ts filled "but I be Tilling to take tree toilers MINK A B u re C s m p s s s r . clams, 1 c strained clam broth, 8 e with uric acid which the kldneya till--till your husband gets vork."— FOXES milk, 8 tb oil or chicken fat, 4 tb flour, strive to filter out, they weaken from "John," eald the professor to the because It fortifies the hangs Boston Transcript young graduate, “ can you name me the pepper, paprika. I f freeh clams are overwork, become sluggish; the elim OTTER and throat, creates strength to | greatest composer of our tlmeT" used, no salt is required. I f canned inative tissues clog and the result Is To keep clean and healthy take Or. kidney trouble, bladder weakness sad "Chloroform Is about as good as avoid grippe and pneumonia AND O TH ER FU R S. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets. They regu clams are used, add I U salt. Melt a general decline In hestlth. any," was the reply.— Eichange. fat, stirring in flour, and blend thor late liver, bowels end stomach. and makes rich blood to avert — your kidneys fesl like lumps oughly. Add milk, slowly, stirring of When Prices are hijher than ever. lead; your back hurU. or the urine Naive Inquiry. rheumatic tendencies. constantly until mixture thickens. Add Is cloody, full of sediment or you are A Real Curiosity. Sritd tor Haw f ar prict IUI today. "The cook burned the steak again," Send a bottle of S C O T T ’S The showman was exhibiting a very the clams, reheat. Serve at once. obliged to seek relief two or three •iclalraed the experienced housewife. small skull, which he eald was the times during the night; If you suffer to a relative or friend "Dear me,” exclaimed young Mrs. Escalioped Clams. — 1 can minced with eick headache or dixsy, nervous headpiece of the great Oliver Crom Uwi «. in the service. Torkins; wouldn’t ordinary coal have clams or 1 c chopped fresh clams, i c spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu well. been a little cheaper?"— Exchange. Th« H orw sflt* cm4 llvtr oil fta Raw Fur Daalara and Fur Manu- "This skull Is much too small to be clam liquor, } e milk, 2 tb cooking oil matism when the weather Is bad. get S s a l t 's L n s h iM i is now rrA a«d In o a r • fsctursrs your pharmacist about four ow n A m erican laboratories w b ' e t a the skull of a man,” eald one patron. or chicken fat, 2 tb flour, 1 tb minced from A New View. m akes it pur« and palatable. Indignantly. "It can only be the skull onions, è ts celery salt, 1-3 to salt ounces of Jad Salts; take a table 149-151 Broadway, Portland. Or. •c u t! ft Bow lie. B loom A c id .N J. 17-14 of a little boy. You’re a fraud!” llsnks—Don't you think the war will (omit if freeh clams are used), pepper, spoonful In a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kid The »bowman did not lose hie nerve l tisv# m tendency to discourage matri paprika, i c bread or cracker crumbs, neys will then act fine. This famous mony? 7JVS Granulated Eyelids, at this, but replied with dignity: 1 c buttered crumbs. Cook the onion salts Is made from the acid of grapes “ You are right— It is not the skull Hanks— Not much. The men will 3ein Era*. I r e lu&Uucd by W a P a y «ha Add flour and lemon Jnlee, combined with itthia, Smm. £>««<•nd Wind quickly of a men, but that of Cromwell when in the fat tor two minutes. be more eager than ever to marry, relieved by M urtn«. T ry It In and blend. Stir in the clam liquor and and has been used for generations to he was a small lad."— New York Globe. Higbeii M irk d Prices j Why. look bow lha war Is showing your tym u d in Bab/c Eyes. milk. When sauce thickens, add the flush and stimulate clogged kidneys; women bow to support a family I— Ex - IN eS a u rfh i, J u t EyeCewlort fm Norah With th« Noodle. clams and seasonings. Fill ramekins to neutralize the aclda In the urine eo | change. Marta* Eye Ss s iiC j t f g A a f m ? ** tt no longer la a source of Irritation, Miss Buts — Gracious. Norah. hers with alternate layers of fish and crack thus ending bladder disorders. C y . e. h . 1 , 1« T a k e a * , rm 1M . / U . ^ r i - Vi The Workleea 8poi.ee. Cover with buttered comes that tiresome Mr. Bohr. I'm er crumbs. C e .. | Jad Salts la Inexpensive; cannot In Mistress—8o your matrimonial life Dot at home; but If tLtt’s a box of crumbs and let brown in the oven. jure, makes a delightful effervescent was very unhappy. Wbat was the candy he's got, I hope he’ll leave It. May be covered with crust, and baked llthla-water beverage, and belongs In No Figure of Spooch. Guaran«## quick r .'u r a ii chary# trouble? December wedded to May? Norah (at door)—She’s not a' home, no c s m o iiu io b Mak# trial ehipmsnt every home, because nobody can make "Jaggs told me a new light broke •or. But If that's candy ye hsvs sbs as a pie. Chtoe Johnson— Dan' sake, no men! a mistake by having a good kidney and g # « th# m o o t to r your FURS. ; It wee labor day wedded to de day ob on him last night” hopes you’ll leave I t — Exchange. Deviled Crab— 1 e crab meat, 2 tb flushing any time.— Adv. “ 1 know It did. Ilia wife smashed I r««t.—Life. Wesson oil, 8 tb flour, 2-3 c milk, 1 the lamp he had Just bought on his Learned In the Art. The Gift Priceless. head.”— Exchange. Electrification. Teacher— Wbat la the principal egg yolk, I ts salt. | ta celery salt, 2 tb tomato catsup, 1 tb grated onion, Society Item.—The gift of the "Is Kllggtne what you would call a product of Mesbina? CORTLAND, ORE. llvo wire?" 191 Brsdwajr, A Boy’s Idea. paprika, cayenne, | c buttered crumbs. bride's father waa simply stunning In Small Boy— Duano. Recruiting Officer— But whet would Teacher— What do you put In lem Make white sauce of fat, flour and Its magnificence. Immediately after "Yea. Every time he takes on a • boy like you do in the army? milk. Add crab meat and seasonings. the ceremony a huge wagon was current of thought It shocks some onade to make It sour? Led—Don’t you need a caddie to A bsolutst, body."— Washington Star. too I Small Boy (a confectioner's son)— When cool add slightly beaten yolk. backed up to the house and a ton of F lr s H s s t D s ,e ts 100 Bslbs carry the swords end things?— Ex Citric acid.— Exchange. Place mixture in ramekins or in bak coal was dumped on the parlor floor. change ing shells. Cover with crumbs and In deep chagrin the father of the groom was seen to seize a certified WOMEN ON BATTLEFIELD brown in oven. Veal. Pork. Beef. Heard In a Cafe. check he had given the happy conple Butter, Eggs She—I love muffins of all kinds. Farm Produca» Escalioped Crab—-1 c crab meat, 2 and tear tt Into fragmenta.—Boston W c hear much these days o f w bat the He— Ragamuffins ?— Exchange. C areer Slstb s «d H a rt Sts.. fs r U s s i, Ore. Transcript. le Ih « Old RsHsbls K vsH Inc bouss with • women are doing on the battls-Uns. H ow tb oil or chicken fat, 3 tb cornstarch, I.OU H I M » . M snefsr. few Am erican wom en are strong enough 2-3 c milk, i ta salt, pepper, 1 tb The Killing. KATt-S 7ta te » S P E C IA L -W e a k or Month For the dentist— By cuspid! Two wayfarers were resting by the to go to tba fro n t and endure th * hard minced onion, paprika. Place alter F. M. C R O N K H IT E For the man who discovers he can ships of the m en! roadside. S-S7 Proat Scree! Portland. O reeee H elp Is o ffered , and ta fre e ly given to nate layers o f crab meat and white not sweeten his coffee, as heretofore Too 1 rue to Be Funny. "This Is a tough life we are leadin’," »v e r y nervous, dollcata woman, by Dr. sauce in baking dish. Cover with but — Oh, sugar!— Exchange. mused one of them, "rldln’ car trucks Ptercs’ s F a v o rite Prescription. R em em tered crumbs and brown in oven. Stranger— Farm products cost more at the risk of our lives, glttin’ chased ber In gredien t* on label. In tablet than they used to. Profiteering. M ONEY FOR Y O U . by brakemen an’ cops an’ dogs, steep Uquld form . N o a lc o h o l The Farmer— Yea When a farmer T h u e sajvls o f trained rouny people i Crab Salad— 1 c crab meat, } e cel "W e don’t want prices to go up here in' In barns end haystacks, an’ eatln' In "fe m a le c o m p la in t" Irregu larity, or la supposed to know the botanical lio hn he-W alker B u sin e ss C o llere. P o rtlan d , pi ery finely cut, 1 pimiento finely chop as they have gone up in Europe,” aaid name of what he’e raisin' an’ the en stu d en ts la positions. E n ro ll a Utas. Proa the leavln’s from other people's meals. weakness, and In e v e ry exhausted condi Honest, Bill, sometimes I think It’s tion o f the fem a le system , the "P re s c rip ped, 1-3 c mayonnaise, lettuce leaves. Senator Jonee of Washington. tomological name of the Ineect fhet ; ( a la to s u e . "I heard the other day about a tio n " seldom fa lls to ben efit o r cu ra Mix flaked crab meat and celery to worse then workln’ for a livin'." *• m’ the pharmaceutical name | "Hey, wot'e the matter with you?" B earin g-dow n pains. Internal In flam m a gether, and moisten with mayonnaise. French wine merchant who aaid to an B. v u»mleal that will kill It, tom* exclaimed his companion. "Wodd’ye tion and ulceration, w eak back, and kin Serve on crisp lettuce leaves. The old pat/on: body’s got to pay. I s tho r e s u lt o f uein g P eta- mean by fakin' ell de Joy out of life?” dred ailm ents are cured by I t ask your crab may be molded in small cups be " ‘Look here, oir; if you won’t pay neighbor. I t ’s a m arvelous rem edy for lum a In cu b ato rs and Brood* I —Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. me for that wine you Just bought be nervous and gen era l debility, insomnia, fore turning out on plates. Vain Promise Otherwise. o r. T h a t's lb « kind you fore the war. at least send me back or In ab ility to sleep. w en t. W rits fo r o ur btg She (to fiance)—We must be very W rite Dr. Pierce, P residen t o f the In P ro s C a ta lo g No. SO. the empty bottles.’ Hie Excuse. economical now. Promise me that valids’ Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.. for confiden Pasture Sheep in Rainier Park. “ ‘Humph,’ said the former patron, FETU.US1 IRCOMTM CO. you will do nothing you can’t afford. Idtdy—Why do you use such terrible tial advice and you w ill receive the m edi Yakima, Wash. — The woolmen in ’glass has gone up a lot. you know. cal attention o f a s p e cia list whoUy w ith He— What! Do you want me to Petaluma. California language, my man? out fee— no charge w h atever Wh at cash allowance do I get per bot break off tho engagement? — Ex- Profane Workman— Fact Is, mum, Send 10c for trial pkg. “ F a vo rite Pre- their session here pointed out to the tle?’ ”— Washington Star. I'm a bit deaf an' don't hear what I scrlpUon T a b lets." forestry officials the fact that sections aay.— Boston Transcript. Hls Merita o f Rainier National Park that are Only One Can Dress Well. “ On the face of thlnge, a shoemaker "H er husband must bars a big wholly unused and never seen by tour For a disordered liver, take Garfield Is e men to be trusted.” ists will pasture 60,000 head of sheep Tea. the Herb laxative. All druggists. salary." "Why more than others?" annually. A petition was drafted re "What makes you think so?” —Adv. "Because he Is a whole soled men questing the secretary of the Interior “ The way she dresses." and generally well heeled.”— Exchanga “ Well, go now and take a look at the to permit grazing on such portions of 28 ead fU>c. 8alf Evident. Cincinnati authority - says corns dry up and lift out "Talking about age. Miss Nancy way her husband dresses, and yon’ll the park and help increase the pro No. 5. 1918 P. N. U. change your mind.”— Brooklyn Citlxen. duction of wool and mutton during the seems to be bolding her own.” with fingers. "You bet the does. Nobody else war. The woolgrowers also asked con Cuticura Is 8o Soothing has ever succeeded In getting bold of gress for a $500,000 appropriation for To Itching, burning skins. It not only the destruction of predatory animals. It.”— Baltimore American. Ouch ! ? ! ? ! ! This kind of rough e of soothes but heals. Bathe with Cuti talk will be heard less here In town If T « think of th« milk yl«l<! fir«« and the cow's hpaltfa^l trrward is putting Take care of your health and wealth cura Soap and hot water, dry gently people troubled with corns will follow the csrt before the horse. Many "poor milkers" only^aeed to have their For will take care of you. Garfield Tea and apply Cuticura Ointment the simple advice of this Cincinnati systems working properly to bccom« good producers. free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept promotes health.— Adv. authority, who claims that a few drops K O W -K U R R , the great cow medicine, makes cows healthy and keeps them X . Boston," A t druggists and by malL of a drug called freezone when applied healthy. digestive and m genital . organa, a ( prompt, sure --------- . . _ W orking --------- q on — th« ----- ------ ■ -------- -- ---------- V i mm asm, i it t is . m ■ ’ s u ilip i. a u s« .. at Li _ .. M « « « D u ..,« . .1 a i . l - - s t ■ f , I remedy fo r Abortion, Harrrnnrss. Retained A ffrrbirth. Scouring, I.o.t Appe Soap 25, Ointment 25 and (0.— Adv. A Perfect Husband. to a tender, aching corn or hardened tite and Buncbee. T r y K O W - a U k K ; druggists sad fsad deslrrs sell Tt — callous stops soreness at once, and “ Subster Is a perfect husband." S»e end (I. IS psekeges. . pseksers. Quits So. Wheat— Bulk basis for No. 1 grade: soon the corn or callous dries up and "I never heard he was so wonder W rit» tor "T h o N om o C ow D e s f o r ," fre e. “ We may live to see the airplane In Hard White— Bluestem, Early Bart, lifts right off without pain. ful." D A IR Y ASSO CIATIO N CO , ’’Well, every time he sees a mall box common, every-day use like the auto Allen, Galgalus, Martin Amber, 82.05. He says freezone dries immediately L y n d r a v lllo , V u he feels In his pockets.”— Exchange. mobile.” Soft White— Palouse bluestem, forty- and never inflames or even Irritates “ Sure! But our chances of living to fold, white valley. Gold Coin, White the surrounding skin. A small bottle Watch Your Calves! see that will be better It we leave the Russian, $2.03. White club— Little of freezone will cost very little at any - A t th« first indication o f scour* or experimenting to other people.”— Ex club, Jenkins club, white hybrids, So drug store, but will positively remove cholera give them D?. Datirf Roberts' every hard or soft corn or callous change. nora, $2,01. Red Walla — Red from one’s feeL Millions of America’s Calf Cholera Remedy. Price $1 Russian, red hybrids, Jones fife. Cop- women will welcome this announce For «cour« in cattle, horse* and Inspired Respect. hogs Used an«I recommended by W rite fine C ’. i t.r/oi/ .t u r i / u r i M f o r m a t i o n t , ■ nfHw "How did Mrs. Grabcoln succeed In pel, $1.98. No, 2 grade, 3c less. No. ment since the inauguration of the thousands o f dairymen and stock Other grades hanledd high heels. If your druggist doesn't owners. Read the Practice! Home Vrtrt getting Mr. Grabcoin to attend church 3 grade 6c less. __________ marias Scarf for hot booklet *• Abort»« m have freezone tell him to order a small by sample. regularly?” Cows. If so dr a 1er » rosr towa wH* bottle for you.— Adv. Flour— Patents, $10. "She persuaded the new rector to ** / '* < • 1 N .1 Dr. Data Marts' fat. Ce. 100 Crtse la*.. Wuktska, Wit play Mr. Grabcoln a game of golf. The Millfeed— Net mill prices, car lots: An Unsolved Riddle. rector beat Mr. Grabcoln so badly the Bran, $30 per ton; shorts, $32 per Perhaps tho world will some day proves their wonderful properties. For ton; middlings, $39; mixed cars and old gentleman said any man who could less than carloads, 50c more; rolled learn the reasons for the idleness of that army at Salonica.—Boston Ad play golf Bee that ought to be able to barley, $636865 rolled oats, $66. ” First Showing el vertiser. preach a smashing sermon, so he went Butter—Cubes, extras, 50c; prime to church.”— Brooklyn Cltlsen. firsts, 49|c. Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 52® 53c; cartons, lc extra; butterfat, No. 1, 56®57c delivered. Eggs—Ranch, current receipts, 51c; Auditorium, Feb. 7 to 13 candled, 53c; selects, 55c per dozen. MOTOR CAR REPAIRING Pou ltry— Hens, 23®23ic; springs, MACHINE WORK 26; broilers, 29(0.3Or; geese, 16® 18c; turkeys, live, 20(o25c; dressed, choice, MAGNETO SERVICE STATION 83c. ALL KINDS OF Veal— Fancy, 18®18ic per pound. Pork— Fancy, 19®19ic per pound. She mixed Sulphur with it to Sack vegetables— Carrots. $1.25 per CYLINDER GRINDING Restore Color, Gloss, sack: beets, $1.50®1.76; turnips, PROMPT ATTENTION Youthfulness. $1.50; parsnips, $1.60®1.7S. BIG M ONEY IN FURS We Want Immediately A Soldier s Strength Bsfsly PI rat. I naa returning horn# th# oth#r •vsning about 1:10 o'slock wb#n I •aw Tommy, my neighbor's boy, "lag Every enlisted man would ging tor llu#" with pennies, with a crowd of other boys. 1 knew that his stand up stronger during the family always had supper at • o'clock first year's service if he could •harp, eo 1 eald " I ’ll bet yoa I cents have th « benefits of you'll mles your supper. Tommy." He grinned ap at me eauclly and replied: "Then you loee your bet, 'cause 1 got the chops right here with me Ms sent me for 'em at I o'clock." — hirsrybody’s Magaslna. W a r R e c ip e s EAT LESS AND TAKE SALTS FOR KIDNEYS scorn EMULSION H. L1EBES & CO. RAW FURS N. M. UNGAR CO., I Hotel Hoyt S H IP £ & dl6. STR0N6 CHICKS C u tic u ra H e a ls S k in T ro u b le s C o w s H ealth- first s Hurrah ! How's This A ir T P ortland S eed C o m p a n y ^ Portland Auto Truck Tractor Show, GRANDMA USED SAGE FR ED DUNDEE WELDING B y S p e c ia l A p p o in tm e n t After going over the whole «ruck 'field we'have secured the agency for what, in our judgment is the greatest value in motor trucks from the view- point ' of tho farmer who considers Dependability, Service and Furtl Coat. We are now Factory Distributors for B L T H L E H E M $1245 M w T O R f^ T « I I C K S JVmsusA*» JtsaMs^y M O TO R TR U C K S for the Pacific Nouuw est F. O . B. F a c to ry $1775 1 \ I Ton 1 4 Chaoolo Kindly send detailed information on Bethlehem Trucks (agency) _______ (fo r my own inform ation)___________ To_______________________ A d d ress___ ______________ ¿4 Ton Chasoi« NORTHWEST AUTO CO., F. W. Vogler, Pres. Broadway at Couch St., PORTLAND, OREGON I f you come to Portland preeent this alenroomft and Recuro admission jLiekstS to p ersonal compliment*. ^ 1 •n In person at our A u to Show with our Potatoes — Oregon Burbanks, $1® Common garden sage brewed Into a 1.25 per hundred; Yakimas, $1.60; heavy tea with sulphur added, will sweet potatoes, 5@6lc per pound. Onions—Oregon, buying price, $1.75 turn gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully dark and luxuriant Just per hundred. s few applications will prove a revela Green F ru its— Apples, $1(S2.25; tion If your hair Is fading, streaked or pears, $2.25; cranberries. Eastern, gray. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sul $17.50 per barrel. phur recipe at home, though. Is trou January 30, 1918. blesome. An easier way Is to get a 80- Cattle— cent bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sul phur Compound at any drug store all Med. to choice steers... .$10.36® 11.00 9.35® 10.35 ready for use. This Is the old time Good to med. steers....... recipe Improved by the addition of Com. to good steers....... 7.76® 9.25 other ingredients. Choice cows and heifsrs. 7.75® 9.00 While wispy, gray, faded hair Is not Com. to good cows and hf 6.60® 7.75 sinful, we all desire to retain our Canners......................... 3.00® 6.00 youthful appearance and attractive Bulls.............................. 6.00® 7.50 ness. By darkening your hair with Wyeth’s Sage and Sulphur Compound, C a lves........................... 7.60® 11.00 no one can tell, because tt does It •• Stockers and feed ers.... 6.00® 9.00 Hogs— naturally, so evenly. You Just dampen a sponge or soft brush with It and Prime light h o g s ...........$16.10® 16.26 draw this through your hair, taking Prime heavy h o g s ......... 16.20®16.35 one small strand at a time; by morn P ig s .............................. 13.756fl6.00 lng all gray hairs have disappeared Bulk ............................ 16.00® 16.26 and, after another application or two, Sheep— your hair becomes beautifully dark, Western lambs............... $16.00®15.50 glossy, soft and luxuriant. This preparation is a delightful toll Valley lambs.................. 14.5061 16.00 et requisite and Is not Intended for Yearlings....................... 13.006fl3.50 the cure, mitigation or prevention of Wethers......................... 12.606813.00 diseaee.— Adr. I E w e s ............................. 9.50® 11.00 T O A L L ORDERS B roadway at Flanders, Portland, Or. DON’T CUT OUT 4 Shoe Boil,Capped1 Hock or Bursitis FOR A B S O R B in e ¿401 *A«* U.S AT C‘ f will reduce them and leave no blemishes. Stops lameness promptly. Does not blis ter or remove the hair, and horse can be worked. $2.50 a Meli U n n i Book 6 M free. ABSORBINE. JR., lor uanktnd. the cartrrytlt Uni men! for Bollo. Bniigw*. Sore«, SwHlinfB. V tricooe Veioo. Allay9 Pala «od Inflammation. 81.25 and •8.50 » botri« ft drufftas or 4ctivcrc4. W ill tefl yoo moro ttf fwm arte. V . F. YOUNG, P-O.f, 401 Ttmpl« St.. Im BRONCHIAL TROUBLES Soothe the Irritation and yoo relievo th* iliatreas. Do both qslckly sad oMrctlvely —by promptly sains a dependable remedy— PISO’S