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P A G * 1. SATURDAY. MAY 20, 1917 FALLS CITY NEWS Qttjr Ja ils aliti! Nruui WHEN FUNSTON WON FAME. SUPREME COURT GOWNS. H i a C a p t u r a a f t h a F i l i p i n o R a b al U s a d - ar A guinaldo. * Thay A ra M ada o l lb» F in a a t Silk a n d A r a Q u i t o C e a t ly . Money-Saving Subscription Bargain It is said that the cut and style The m o s t famous exploit of the late General Funston was hi* cap of the gowns worn hv the justices L. WOOD * SON, ture of Aguinaldo, leader of the of the supreme court of tliu Fnited Publisher*. Both 1 toar I’m F alls C ity N ews . I year $l.ou rebellious Filipinos, on Mureh 23, States are so peculiar that it i* not ®nf--r-*4 «a »«cot»d c l a n m a li at «Sa p o a to fflc * N orthwest F armstead . I year $1.00 Only $1.50 1SK)1. With four jaftioer* and sev- always possible to have one correct a l Fall» City. Poi* Casa**. Oragaa. ««4»» tka A c t » f C a acraa a o f M a re k S, 1ST* ent\*eight native scouta from the ly made. To One Addraas $11.00 j Total value, The wife of a former justice used Macabebe battalion and two or three Tsisghese- «sw» 6f(k«. Spaniards, all of whom spoke the to enjoy telling of her trying ex- S u bscription RabM: O noyonr. 1100. »1* month». 1'xgalog dialect fluently, Funston periences when she wished to have * t ra n ts , thro* m onth*. M cont»: sincl* c o p r. * YOUR YEAR'S READING UNUSUAL CLUB OFFER started from Manila, lie and hi* made in l’aria the gown her bus- G • u g n i avuti « mi » «•( mit lUliM'tHioii I» T lit Nuwt lit« h«tM fortune!« I u » a lil i » k A d v ert la in * O t«*l»y. IS co n t» t n in c h . American officer*, according to the band was to use. The gowns worn iht NOHTIIWK mt Ink« iMItHMtlftlt vatiU|<’ Ihl« | i r « | M|l» e r r e i i f e m t a U with B rnli'c«» W otlcM ' cen t» » lin o ; F o r tp ls . R a n t plan, were to be taken to Aguinal there bv scientists, scholar* and stu- •rrl|»tloii h « t | i l u il Mill nomi fur Lui a rANMBTIAL wlierrby tM>th|iney »»• ««flrred ■ z r r u t». W » n t t n d P a y K u l e r t a l n r n a n l No- do’s headquarter* in the interior of dents differ altogether from those • hurt (lin t <*■» vont ntnr or rEtivwtl lor n ahutl Unit «I only MVr lilt m urt 'h e n (Ur tic*« S c u . » lin o . C ard ol T h a n k » 54 i t s ; !.««« m k u I ei price ol our i»e|*cr Com* In ami • u L « i'rl| '( lr n »» onçu M yim t r t now a y u L Luton as prisoner*. Funston had our justices wear, N otice« le g a l r a ta l. • P til.tr t « y cither . «it d l will h » ««tended l>i> up > nur dtiha« riptlnn lur ariu lh tr yeer rge( and 1 In London any clerical tailor earned two letters to be forged C opy fo r n a w a d a . a a d c h a n g e a a h o u ld be aent on >tur sent to Aguinaldo. apparently from would have understood the kind of to T h e New« n o t la te r t h a n W c ln e a d a y . General Lacuna, in which the latter gown desired, but not so in Pari*. O fficial H aw , pa par af th a Clip af Tail« e t t j was made to say that he was send Wherefore, after many failures, the 5 0 Cant* (or Every Subscriber ing some fine troops for the per justice's wife gave instructions to I s s u e d E v er y S a t u r d a y M o r n in g next month. That's what this offer is worth to you. but you muil act i h e ol.l reliebl* NOKTHWENI FARM sonal use of the Philippine presi the fashionable modiste who made STfckAl) \i II t>t h i i g i r Etui L tt l t r IhEit t v r r al once. Gome TODAY! dent. her gowns. This modiste was en i h U c o u itiif a*E»v>u l u editor* will >U\ o u To all outward appearances, all tirely successful in turning out a t h t l r bt«t efforts tn m e k i n t (hi* paper (hr Senator Lane Dies along the march, Funston and the gown for the justice U«*i in ih« cou ntry. Each week >oil’ll re oelve e « It eh . n ell Olititi laaur on belter other Americans were prisoners. The justice’s gowns, which are United States Senator Line is ferm in e wErkrtln*. prier«, p r o n t a .1 td i i e i They were exhibited as members of always of the best quality of silk, |!on cttiiEnthlp. home t n 1 tootel life Re dead. He died in a hospital in surveying party that had been cost upward of $100. When tho su i d l e r price alone. 91.00 per yter. San Francisco Wednesday night, captured b;Tthe Macabebe.*, who nre- preme court was first organized the May 23. A blood clot on his brain tended to be rank insurgent*. Fro justices wore quite gaudy gown* is alleged to be the cause of his risions were scarce on the inarch. A portrait in oil of the first chief death. It is easier to believe. *nd when the expedition was eight justice. John Jay, now hangs in i* s . 1'WTJyi f , .. . . .« * * miles from Palawan, where Agin- the robuiir room opposite the su- ■ however, that he was ruthlessly nilJo had his headquar(er,. Agu.- prome court ?hambif. and in this murdered by calumnies heaped naido actual} was requested to send portrait the chief justice is repre- upon him by political enemies be- supplies, which he gladlv did, at the sented as wearing a black gown with cause he stood for that which he same time telling the M i n broad bright red border around believed to be right. His enemies treat the white prisoners kindly. the neck and down the front. It is The next morning the march was edged with gray, and the sleeves admit that his life was spent in taken up again, and the expedition show a red border at the top and efforts to aid the common people, was greeted by Aguinaldo’s house- bottom, also edged with gray. and he gave his life in an effort hold troops with pomp and cere Every Farmer, Business or S s v s d by Firsw ork*. „to shield this country from the mony. Funston's men marched j Sir Harry Johnston relates how a horrors of war. His death reveals around the headquarters and pa Professional Man Should raded in front of Aguinaldo'a display of fireworks helped him out that this couutry is menaced by a troops. of a tight corner in South Africa Use Printed Stationery. . . danger greater than the German At that moment the trouble be- ! when a friendly chief was attacked submarine. gan. A Spaniard with the Funston : by a tribe called the Wa-kibosho expedition — in fact, an officer— and asked the Englishman to help thought he detected suspicion in him. Sir Harrv says: “I made all Letter heads, Bi!! Heads, Statements, Envelopes, INVOKES FEDERAL CONSTITUTION the eves of Aguinaldo’s aid, and he necessary preparations for a grand display of fireworks, and when it hand Bills, Posters, Pamphlets, Motes, Receipts, San Francisco Cal.—The 13th shouted: “Xow. Macabebe*, go for them!’’ j »as quite dark I blazed forth on amendment to the federal consti In an instant the firing was brisk, j the astonished savages with bengal Checks, Business Cards, Visiting Cards, Butter tution. prohibiting involnntary Aguinaldo, who had gone into his lights, red fire, roman candles, ser- servitude, was invoked here to house, thought the firing was a sign pent squibs and, lastly, a magmfi- , Wrappers, Etc. : : : : : day in the supreme court of Cali of festivity and, deploring the waste | cent flight of rockets. The terrified fornia to relieve Ferdinand Clau of powder, rushed to a window and Wa-kibosho scarcely waited to see the end of the show. When the first shouted: dius, of Oakland from, military "Stop that foolishness! Don't rocket rushed shrieking into the air registration. and broke in a mass of blue and ¡ -^ waste ammunition!” Then a former insurgent officer crimson falling meteors our aston- && W alter R. Dunn, counsel for Claudius, fifed with the court a with the expedition threw his arras ished foes fled in dismay.”—l i n petition asking for a writ of pro around the rebel leader, who was den Standard. speedily surrounded. At the first hibition against the mayor, city fire General Funston had assumed Bees F a t t e r T h a n Pigeons. clerk' and their subordinates, command. He helped secure the | I t is not generally knowfl that preventing them from register little native chief who had made so ( bees are swifter in flight than pi ing Claudius for military service much trouble for th« Americans. geons—that is, for short distances. POWELL'S CAMP to which he was liable under the Aguinaldo was then rushed to the Some years ago a pigeon fancier of coast and taken to Manila.- Pitts- ! Hamme, Westphalia, laid a wager j law. May 23. 1917 I that a dozen bees liberated three burgh Chronicle. The 13th amendment says: j miles from their hives would reach SURPRISE PARTI Not th# Right T ic kets. home in less time than a dozen pi- “ Neither slavery nor involun Mrs. B. Bamman was given a i Mrs. Smith hired a Chinese serv- ! geons. The competitors were given tary servitude, except as a pun ant. savs the Los Aneeles Times, wing at Rvbern, a village nearly a surprise party on Fridav night of ishment for crime whereof the and tried to teach him how to re- league from Hamme, and the first last week. Lunch was served by party shall have been duly con- ceive calling cards. She let herself bee reached the hive a quarter of a Mrs. J. Bamman and all hai> a victed.shall exist within the Uni out the irons door, and when the | minute in advance of the first pi- jolly time. Those present: ted States, or any place subject new servant answered her ring she geon. Three other bees reached the Mrs. C. Applegate. Mrs. F. C. gave him her card. goal before the second pigeon. The to their jurisdiction.” The next day two ladies came to bees were also slightly handicapped, Mackcherry, Mrs. B Freer, Mrs. Claudius holds th at this applies visit Mrs. Smith. When they pre having been rolled in flour before Mills. Mrs. Anderson, Mrs. Tur to him if he is forced to register. sented their cards the alert China- starting for purpose of identifica ner, Mrs. Batourney, Mrs. Bam man. Mrs. O’Brian, J. Bamman. The petition was taken up un- man hastily compared them with tion. Mrs. Smith’s card and remarked as der immediate consideration by Richard Paul is papering Mr. Z. Lope da Vega. he closed the door: the court. Batourney’s house this week. Lope de Vega, the famous Span- “Tickets no good. You can’t j ish dramatist and poet, lived from J. C. Purdy was called to Hos come in.” --------------------- | 1562 to 1635. His literary work be- kins to build bridges on the Siletz The submarine recently sighted Rivuleta and t h e Rivere. ? aa when ""a® «bout thirteen rail road. on the Pacific is now said to have All are to be men of genius in ,ears old> and from that time until Z. Batourney was in Falls (^ y their degree—rivulets or rivers, it J)13 death- a Period o f sixty years, last week. been a sportive whale. ^ does not matter, so that the souls he Poured forth «n enormous quan- be clear and pure, not dead walls, m y of Pla3'8« dramatic compositions It is a cold day th a t some in- encompassing dead heaps of things j al.J kilJd5> Poems of o very charac- O u r P o o r Record. ventor doos not disenvpr a “ <?nrp known and numbered, but running - tf r> breathing every spirit from the T he av erag e yield o f potatoes In the ventor does not discover a sure waters in the sweet ---- . wilderness of *. i strictest asceticism to the most un I n l te d S ta te s is 113.4 bushels to the cure for the submarine. With thing; and unkno^ , f bridled license. Over 1,800 plays acre. In G erm any It is 183 bushels. the submarine out of commission, conscious only of the living banks, are credited to him, and the pub T he av e ra g e yield o l w heat here Is 15.9 the Germans whipped to a fraz- on which they partly refresh and ; lished collection, comprising about bushels. In G erm any it 1» 32. T ho o f o a ts here Is 37 I In G erm any zel in France, Teddy put to sleep partly reflect the flowers, and so 300, is contained in twenty-eight yield It Is 44. T h e yield of barley la 29.7. lu volumes. iass on.—Ruskin’s ‘The Stones of the war should soon be over. ° ” G erm any each acre produces thirty-six ! \ ’eniceJ I bushels. THE FALLS CITY NEWS, Falls City, Or. THE NEWS PRINTERY THE NEWS CAN SUPPLY N o th in g Doing. If China has such a friendly feeling for the United States and so anxious to help, why not send her “ chinks” to war instead of the farms? The American far mer will hardly agree to placing a ‘bias-eyed’ Chinaman at the head of the family while he plays peek-a-boo with the Dutch over in France. W a n t e d Full Pa rtic ularg. Four-year-old Dorothy was shop ping with her mother when it began raining very hard. “Mamma,” she asked, “why does it rain ?” “To make the grass and vege tables grow and the strawberries that you love so well,” was the re ply. “But why does it rain on the pavement: ’ demanded Dorothy.— Exchange. 8 i r R e ger de Coverley. T h e P o c k e t S ta g s. Opening a New Book. To open a new book without Sir Roger de Coverley was the breaking the back place it on a ta name of a member of the imaginary ble and, holding all of the leaves in ?'ub °/J ‘we,v,c “ud,ir whoie direc- one hand, open a few pages, first feisediy published' IF- »as an old from the front, then from the back, pressing them down gently until school, bluff, good hearted English you reach the center of the book. gentleman. The dance named after Do this two or three times. Such >» *n English dance correspond ! care of a new book will double its ,n^ ,omewbat to ' irginia reel, j life. The only thing that agitates us in regard to the eighteen bil lion dollar tax measue, the Liber- t> and other bond issues, is that th? rK ar might end before it is all spent. It would be a great task fo r Congress to devise any more schemes to spend it, besides it would be unethical to have any 0lympic 0am„ of old. left over. j„ the Olympic contests the pre- — * ------------------ - paratory athletic exercisp* extended 0 . . j over a period of ten months. The Send us w hatever news you games w e re opened hv the procla- know. We will not publish your;mation of a herald, who c office it name hut wid publish m e news. ,ra* g’ve 0Tlt the name and roun- J try of each c a n d i d a t e and to nn- Good four room house for rent, nounce the victor to the assembled Apply a t the News office. multitude. B u t G erm an Helds did not alw ay s yield such bountiful crop*. T hlrty-flve y ears ago G erm any raised only 110 bushels o f potatoes, nineteen bushels o f w heat, tw enty-live bushels of oats an d tw p n ty -th ree bushels o f barley to th e acre. T he G erm an soli Is poor. T he G erm an clim ate is u n fav o rab le to successful a g rlcu ltu ie. Y'et by a c a re fu l stu d y o f th e su b je c t of fertilization It h as been possible to Increase their p roductivity by 0« per c e n t.- r h ila d e l- pbla Ledger. Caller—As an advertising medi um your newspaper isn’t worth shucks. I put an ad. in last week and didn’t get a single answer, not one. Advertising manager—That’s too bad! How was your advertisement worded ? Caller—“A poor young man wants a pretty young wife who can do her own housekeeping.”—Boston Tran script. A S teady W a tc h . “Henry,” said Mrs. Gloonip at dinner, looking down at her watch, but speaking to Mr. Gloonip on (he other side of the table, “mv watch hasn’t varied a second in a week.” “Remarkable!” said Mr. Gloonip. “How did you get it to vary so lit tle?” ‘T broke the mainspring.” I t may fairly be claim ed th a t h u m an ity has w ithin the p a st hundred years found a w ay of c a rry in g a th e a te r In Its pocket, and so long os hu m an ity re m ains w h a t It Is It will d elig h t In ta k ing out Its pocket stag e and w atching th e an tics of th e actors, who a re so like Itself an d y et so m uch m ore inter- estingA P erh ap s th a t Is, a fte r all, the best an sw er to th e question. “ W hat Is a novel?" It Is, or o u g h t to bo, n pocket stage. Scenery, light, shade, th e actors them selves, a re m ade of w ords and nothing b u t w ords, m ore o r less i^ev erly p u t to g e th e r.—F M arion C raw ford. High School notes were ten t in too late tor pub lication. f Th« Rav. Irl R. Hick« 1917 Almanao The Rev. Irl R. Hicks Almanac , for 1917 cornea out bright and bet ter than ever. His splendid por trait in four color work, taken from life in May, 1916, proves that This old friend of the millions is very far from being "a dead man. Every home, office and business in America owe it to this faithful, old friend of the people to sepd for his Almanac and Mag azine for 1917. This Almanac is I®6 by mail. His monthly Mag- f azine with Almanac, one dollar a j year. Send to WORO AND W ORK^ PUBLISHING COMPANY. 3401 Fr«nk- IlnAvgnue. 8( Louis, Mo. *