SATURDAY, DEC KM BER 9 , 191 « FALLS CITY NEWS PAGE 2 . Œfrr JfallB (Uiîi| Nrum AN A N N O U N C E M E N T T H A T W IL L A S TO U N D , BEW ILDER A N D B E W ITC H EVERY M AN, W O M A N A N D CHILD OF T H IS C O M M U N IT Y . ____________ D. L. W OOD ft SON, P u b lish « » . »■t.r«d H WnMl rlM M il «t Ifc» ■t rilli C tty <>•««». "•»«•». A r t .'f O H f r N t of M arch ». 1ST* 1 •■«» ,h* I Trlrpkeae — N»*i Off*»». M. S a W r ie tf o a Rata* O a a ia a i. *1.00; a ll moaitha. l i n a » , thaaa month*. 2$ canta, »inala cop T .* eta. Adv»ti!*1n* Rataa b u p le y , lb c v o l.s n Inch; | Buainaaa N oll««. * canto a lie * . For On!*. Ran«, ■ x rh an g a. W ant an d Ray I n la n a ln m a n t No- i tic» . Seta, a linn Card o lT h a n k a SOela: L«*a Nolle»* a fa l rat*a. REMEMBER WE ARE RETIRING. QUITTING THE B U SIN ESS FON GOOD. Notlilnf willbe rtstrvtd. N >ih!n g will b* saved. Tbara will ba no Dilly-Dallying about tbit Groalotl of all Closing Salts. Out EVERYTHING MUST 60 ON THE DOUBLE QUICK. Copy lor n»w ada. andchangaaahonld ba a»nt to The Naira not latar than Wadnaaday. I b s i ' e d E v e r y S a t u r d a y M o r n in g In view of the threatened "Housewife” boycott on the high cost of livintr. why not ask Wil son to have some legislation pass ed to prevent boycotts? A boy cott is only a strike in disguise. The Mexican bandits must be running short of ammunition with which to murder American citizens Wilson is contemplating! the raising of the embargo on arms and ammunition to that country. The various commissions ap pointed to investigate internat ional difficulties appear to be more interested in posing for the photographer that they may look dignified on the front page of! some paper than they are in look ing after the interests ef the people. Villa is on the run again, says the great dailies. Villa has great recuperative powers. Although he has been killed and buried, had his arms and legs shot off, lost several wives he appears to be quite cheerful and is making it exceedingly warm for Car ranza. GALE & CO SALEM ’S BIG6EST POPULAR PRICE P E O P L E W I L L C O M E 100 M I L E S TO T H I S SALE And wby shouldn’t tboy. Think of fbo Immonslty of It. tho groatnoss. Why, mart type cannot dollvor or oiprtaa H. It it bsyond dssorlptlon. A dollar In vested at tbla sale will ba worth two and three dollars alsawbarc. DEPARTMENT STORE, ARE RETIRING FROM BUSINESS 1000 yards of white twill outing, formerly sold for 124c yd. to close out for 61c p e r y d AND THEIR ENT I R E $ 3 5 ,0 0 0 Stock Consisting of Dry Goods, Drsss Goods, Silks, Muslins, Shetllngs, 1500 yards of standard apron gingham, worth at the present market price 11c, to close out for 6!c per yd 500 of O. N. T. Sewing thread, black and white and all numbers, to be saerified at 7 s p o o ls fo r 2 5 c About 25 dozen of men’s fine chambry work shirts regular 50c grade to close out for 29c Bsddlngs, Undtrwsar, Hosisry, Coats, Suits, Drsssss, Waists, Shoes tor Msn, Women and Children. M an's Clothing and Furnishings. Every Item New and Freeh from tho Best Faotorlss In this country. Evtry article not over throe months old, will be SACRIFICED IN ONE OF THE GREATEST AND MIGHTIEST SALES THIS PART OF THE STATE HAS EVER KNOWN Sale Opens Thursday, Deo. 7 , 9:30 A.M. atfd will continue until entire stock is wiped out Men’s winter weight union suits, regular $1 25 grade, to close out for 69c Entire stock of men’s blue and striped denim overalls, regular 11.25 grade to close out for 79c One stroke of a bell in a thick fog does not give any lasting im pression of its location, but when followed by repeated strokes at regular intervals the densest fog or the darkest night cannot long conceal its whereabouts. Like FOILING THE FLAMES. wise a single insertion of an ad vertisement—as compared with Mnthoda of Fir« P revention Should Be S tudied In Every Home- regular and systematic advertis In bygone d ay s th e function of th e ing—is in its effect not unlike a ,'hief o f a fire d e p a rtm e n t w as m erely sound which, heard but faintly to p u t o u t fires. N ow ad ay s his d u ty is to p re v e n t them . once, is lost in space and soon1 O riginally a firem an’s w ork w as d e forgotten. fensive. Now It Is also offensive. It REMEMBER THE TIME, THE PLA c T a ND COME G A L E & CO ( Formerly the Chloago Store ) COR. COURT AND COMMERCIAL ST'S. R ussellf T h e fa ir L illian thereupon retired from an uneq u al contest. "C lssie L o ftu s could Im itate a n y body. T h e p resen t w rite r once heard h e r In th e course of a c asu al c o m e rsa tlon Im ita te m ost tb rillln g ly Sir Hen ry Irv in g in a blank verse death scene. T hen an Im ag in ary c u rta in des. ended, an d you h e ard Sir H en ry, In a totally different voice (no less u n m istakably attack s th e cause. blsi, in q u irin g In very Saxon prose, M ost fires a re p rev en tab le. In d iv id here th e deuce w ere th e rod light ? In spite of the strenuous efforts• ual carelessn ess is th e ch ief cause. w "S tan d in g on th e sta g e of a th eater, of the council towards economy E ducation of th e p ublic—even Involv w ith o u t ch an g e o f costtim e, w ith the the taxes are a little higher than ing p u n itiv e m easu res—is th e rem edy. flicker of a sm ile on her ra th e r w istful T he sim p lest m ethod of g ettin g rid last year. They have also found e f flree Is first to g et rid o f things th a t face, she w ould ran g e from S aiah B ern h ard t to E thel B arrym ore, s i it necessary to raise the water burn. “C leanup d ay s" a re no novelty. th a t you alm o st gasped at th e uncanny They have undoub ted ly reduced th e cleverness of It, an d If you sh u t your rate from 75c to $1.00 per month. fire loss ra tio , b u t th e very fa c t th a t It i3 ju3t possible that if the col th e re Is need o f an a n n u a l cleanup Is eyes you could h ard ly believe th a t the a c tu a l p erso n s w ere not present. lection of water rent had been proof th a t th e public h a s n o t y et been “H ers of course w as an e x tra o rd i h tly ed ucated. Once a y e a r Is n o t properly attended to this raise o rig n a ry g ift o f m im icry, an d It brought ften enough to w ash th e public’s face would not have been necessary. o r to b ru sh Its te e th a n d clean o u t Its h e r in $1,000 a week, m uch m ore prbb th a n sh e could com m and as an It seems that in the past it has ears. T his should be a daily task . ably a c tre ss.” W aste, ru b b ish and com bustibles been nobody’s business to collect should n o t be allow ed to accum ulate. Zulu S ongsters. the water rent, but the user T h e public ed ucation m u st go f u r T he a rriv a l o f a E uropean in a Zulu th er. I t should be c a rrie d Into th e could, if he were so disposed, go village, th e opening o f a railw ay, a e an d shouiy begin w ith th e child. to the auditor’s office and pay. f hom A periodical lectu re or ta lk given a t w ar. a fam ine, a plague of locusts, a Any merchant doing business on leaat once „a m oonth In th e public p estilence m ay becom e topics fo rse m l- such a basis would go broke scboola by a firem an In uniform w ould publlc songs th a t a re aoon circulated e a t th e very root o f th e fire prob am ong th e people. Songs a re used at inside of 30 days. It seems hard strik lem. An official In u n ifo rm alw a y s Im th e public fu n ctio n s o f chiefs, siKh as ly fair to raise the rate and make presses a child, an d his re m a rk s an d th e fe a st o f th e first fru its and at ro y the burden the heavier for the directio n s w ould c a rry th e w eight of al m arria g es. W ar an d trib al songs a u th o rity . T h ese le ctu res If Illu stra t a re possessed by every chief and tribe. ones that do pay on account of ed by c h a rts a n d d ia g ra m s Would be At m arria g es an d o th er public cerem o the delinquents. Many people m ore effective and w ould graphically nies It is th e Zulu custom to render having good wells, put in the p resen t to th e child m ind n o t only th e not only th e songs of th e living chief, an g ers of fire, b u t th e m ethods of b u t those m sd e fam ous by his fa th e r water in order to help the city- d prevention a n d quick e x tin g u ish m en t. an d g ra n d fa th e r. out in its venture. Some threaten In som e cities Juvenile police d e p a rt to go back to their wells on ac-! m ents h a re been e stab lish ed w ith va W aiting For Him to S ta r t Som ething. rled success, b u t a Juvenile fire d e p a rt “ I'm Ju s t w aitin g for m y husb an d count of the raise and it is poss m ent, w h e th e r organized or m erely ex to com plain about my e x trav ag an ce ible that the city may loose more lstln g In th e educational equip m en t of th is m o n th .” in this way than the extra 25- children to p rev en t an d extinguish “H eady to give him an arg u m en t, fires, w ould be one o f th e m ost ad eh?" cents will net them. v an red step s ta k e n to w a rd th e con "You bet I am . By m istak e bla golf serv atio n o f hum an life and property. club checks cam e to th e house, and —In su ra n c e Press. I'v e got ’em .”—D etro it I’ree Press. HARO TIMES AGAIN. Naturally, since Wilson is re HER GIFT OF MIMICRY. elected. we did not look for much change in financial conditions, C iatie L oftue Could Im ita te Irving and B ern h ard t E qually Well. but last Saturday a good citizen W elter P ric h a rd E ato n In th e A m er and democrat came in and stop ican M agazine say s In an a rtic le about ped his paper. Thereby the Rec fam ous m lm lca: ord loses seventeen and one-half "In th e d ay s w hen C lssie I.o ftu s w as h tin g vaudeville aud ien ces w ith cents, which would have been delig h e r Im itatio n s she used to give an Iml clear profit had he taken th ei tatlo n o f Lillian R ussell. Miss R u s sell coun tered by giv in g an Im itation paper another year. Miss L o ftu s' Im itatio n o f her. R u t We did not look for hard times of to an a r tis t like Miss L o ftu s th a t p re so soon. Verily our punishment sented no difficulties. She m erely e sm e is almost greater than we can back w ith an Im itatio n o f M iss Rus- s^U 's.Jjplfatlon of h e r.Im ita tio n of M iss bear.—Yamhill Record. One lot of ladies’ suits, made of lino grade materials assorted colors Formerly sold up to $20.00 to close out for $ 1 .9 8 Morbidly Suspicioua. " I f you w an t to fight I’ll hold your coat," said th e b y sta n d e r to the q u a r relsom e man. “G re a t 8 eo tt! Can’t a m an even sta n d In th e stre e t w ith o u t having a check boy try to w ork a tip out of him ?’’—W ashington S tar. A Prix«. "Yea.” said th e girl w ho m akes col lections, "It la one of th e best a u to g rap h s I h av e In ray collection.” "H ut a re you su re It I 3 genuine?” “ Positive. I c u t It from a telegram th a t his w ife received from him ."— London T elegraph. Lot of silk dresses, of fine poplin and chiffon taffeta, good assortment of colors and Bizes, values to $15.00 to close out for $ 2 .6 9 Lot of women’s gun metal shoes, values to $3.00 to close out for 98c About 50 dozen of heavy canvas gloves, every pair must go in this closing out sale for 4 c p air Men’s extra heavy work sox, reg ular 124c grade, to close out for 6 o p a ir One lot of cotton blankets, good size and weight, to close out for 4 5 c pair SALEM, OREGON. Mean Intim ation. Nell—t t hen you don’t Intend to ac. eept a m an it is aw fu l hard w ork fa keep him from proposing Belle—Oh, don’t believe ev ery th in g th e o th er glrbi tell you! -B altim ore A m erican. C o d d le the C o w i. f ’ow s a re tenderly cared for in H ol land. T hey a re blanketed In dam p or cold w eath er In the p astu res R epentance la (lie golden key th a t « te n s the palace o f e te rn lti MIRon. H a M a ile d the L e tte r. E trsf W om an I g"t a le tte r from you yesterday and II n ns d a te d a w hole week ahead. Second U "inn 11 So you really got It. th en ? My husband m ust have posted n the very d ay I gave It to h im . - Boston T ran scrip t. How easy It ia for one to suggest a su re way for som e one else to m anage a troublesom e affair! Yes! We do Job Work Compare our prices with others and see samples. THE NEW S l a r b e s h iu M kr.nMtii bu m rood All J a > r ta r «11 ha»». n r t » r h l M '. |. , , p r r r r ri* i m « n ■« •« • w h it If. fu ll o f r ’ctn w e, M to f.T m i m ererjr m o n th b *fA n|v,1n«l> 'rtnf«tnrtA w p'lM rr|.ndvcn- tu ro . n th lot ten. h ltto r r , Jehqnl life. w ritten h r m „ r r it t p o p o h r boy «r Bu thorn. jm n trn rttrn «reclnl F in » ftlrle« , r* n o n • erti« r tl/f log e « o on n fo o th e ll lf an ititi n th e r •port«. 1 D n re rtm n e n tf n o f M<>rhnn1r|, f 1 l e e • t rlo MnrtinnL r ltr • «. , n c e . Mow to P p t f l f r y b IT. r. F rC rom P R m «* r M »M e ourn. f0 Bf f f a ,1 |U .* Colini " Tains*« p 'a u p Collectin'*. C h lrk -n * . Prt«, O nr- B tP la j, I n vont Ion« »nd N a tn r tl Wontier«. o n ly $1 a y e a r