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    SATURDAY, DEC KM BER 9 , 191 «
FALLS CITY NEWS
PAGE 2 .
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AN A N N O U N C E M E N T T H A T W IL L A S TO U N D , BEW ILDER A N D B E W ITC H
EVERY M AN, W O M A N A N D CHILD OF T H IS C O M M U N IT Y .
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S a W r ie tf o a Rata* O a a ia a i. *1.00; a ll moaitha.
l i n a » , thaaa month*. 2$ canta, »inala cop T .* eta.
Adv»ti!*1n* Rataa b u p le y , lb c v o l.s n Inch; |
Buainaaa N oll««. * canto a lie * . For On!*. Ran«,
■ x rh an g a. W ant an d Ray I n la n a ln m a n t No- i
tic» . Seta, a linn Card o lT h a n k a SOela: L«*a
Nolle»* a fa l rat*a.
REMEMBER WE ARE RETIRING.
QUITTING THE B U SIN ESS FON GOOD.
Notlilnf willbe rtstrvtd.
N >ih!n g will
b* saved. Tbara will ba no Dilly-Dallying
about tbit Groalotl of all Closing
Salts.
Out
EVERYTHING MUST 60 ON THE
DOUBLE QUICK.
Copy lor n»w ada. andchangaaahonld ba a»nt
to The Naira not latar than Wadnaaday.
I b s i ' e d E v e r y S a t u r d a y M o r n in g
In view of the threatened
"Housewife” boycott on the high
cost of livintr. why not ask Wil­
son to have some legislation pass­
ed to prevent boycotts? A boy­
cott is only a strike in disguise.
The Mexican bandits must be
running short of ammunition
with which to murder American
citizens Wilson is contemplating!
the raising of the embargo on
arms and ammunition to that
country.
The various commissions ap­
pointed to investigate internat­
ional difficulties appear to be
more interested in posing for the
photographer that they may look
dignified on the front page of!
some paper than they are in look­
ing after the interests ef the
people.
Villa is on the run again, says
the great dailies. Villa has great
recuperative powers. Although
he has been killed and buried,
had his arms and legs shot off,
lost several wives he appears to
be quite cheerful and is making
it exceedingly warm for Car­
ranza.
GALE & CO
SALEM ’S BIG6EST POPULAR PRICE
P E O P L E W I L L C O M E 100 M I L E S
TO T H I S SALE
And wby shouldn’t tboy.
Think of fbo
Immonslty of It. tho groatnoss.
Why,
mart type cannot dollvor or oiprtaa H.
It it
bsyond dssorlptlon.
A dollar In­
vested at tbla sale will ba worth two and
three dollars alsawbarc.
DEPARTMENT STORE, ARE
RETIRING FROM BUSINESS
1000 yards of white twill outing,
formerly sold for 124c yd. to close out
for
61c p e r y d
AND
THEIR
ENT I R E
$ 3 5 ,0 0 0 Stock
Consisting of Dry Goods, Drsss Goods, Silks, Muslins, Shetllngs,
1500 yards of standard apron
gingham, worth at the present market
price 11c, to close out for
6!c per yd
500 of O. N. T. Sewing thread,
black and white and all numbers, to
be saerified at
7 s p o o ls fo r 2 5 c
About 25 dozen of men’s fine
chambry work shirts regular 50c grade
to close out for
29c
Bsddlngs, Undtrwsar, Hosisry, Coats, Suits, Drsssss, Waists, Shoes tor
Msn, Women and Children.
M an's Clothing and Furnishings.
Every
Item New and Freeh from tho Best Faotorlss In this country.
Evtry
article not over throe months old, will be
SACRIFICED
IN ONE OF THE GREATEST AND MIGHTIEST
SALES THIS PART OF THE STATE
HAS EVER KNOWN
Sale Opens Thursday, Deo. 7 , 9:30 A.M.
atfd will continue until entire stock is wiped out
Men’s winter weight union suits,
regular $1 25 grade, to close out for
69c
Entire stock of men’s blue and
striped denim overalls, regular 11.25
grade to close out for
79c
One stroke of a bell in a thick
fog does not give any lasting im­
pression of its location, but when
followed by repeated strokes at
regular intervals the densest fog
or the darkest night cannot long
conceal its whereabouts. Like­
FOILING THE FLAMES.
wise a single insertion of an ad­
vertisement—as compared with Mnthoda of Fir« P revention Should Be
S tudied In Every Home-
regular and systematic advertis­ In bygone d ay s th e function of th e
ing—is in its effect not unlike a ,'hief o f a fire d e p a rtm e n t w as m erely
sound which, heard but faintly to p u t o u t fires. N ow ad ay s his d u ty
is to p re v e n t them .
once, is lost in space and soon1 O riginally a firem an’s w ork w as d e ­
forgotten.
fensive. Now It Is also offensive. It
REMEMBER THE TIME, THE PLA c T a ND COME
G A L E & CO
( Formerly the Chloago Store )
COR. COURT AND COMMERCIAL ST'S.
R ussellf T h e fa ir L illian thereupon
retired from an uneq u al contest.
"C lssie L o ftu s could Im itate a n y ­
body. T h e p resen t w rite r once heard
h e r In th e course of a c asu al c o m e rsa
tlon Im ita te m ost tb rillln g ly Sir Hen
ry Irv in g in a blank verse death scene.
T hen an Im ag in ary c u rta in des. ended,
an d you h e ard Sir H en ry, In a totally
different voice (no less u n m istakably
attack s th e cause.
blsi, in q u irin g In very Saxon prose,
M ost fires a re p rev en tab le. In d iv id ­
here th e deuce w ere th e rod light ?
In spite of the strenuous efforts• ual carelessn ess is th e ch ief cause. w "S
tan d in g on th e sta g e of a th eater,
of the council towards economy E ducation of th e p ublic—even Involv­ w ith o u t ch an g e o f costtim e, w ith the
the taxes are a little higher than ing p u n itiv e m easu res—is th e rem edy. flicker of a sm ile on her ra th e r w istful
T he sim p lest m ethod of g ettin g rid
last year. They have also found e f flree Is first to g et rid o f things th a t face, she w ould ran g e from S aiah
B ern h ard t to E thel B arrym ore, s i
it necessary to raise the water burn. “C leanup d ay s" a re no novelty. th a t you alm o st gasped at th e uncanny
They have undoub ted ly reduced th e cleverness of It, an d If you sh u t your
rate from 75c to $1.00 per month. fire
loss ra tio , b u t th e very fa c t th a t
It i3 ju3t possible that if the col­ th e re Is need o f an a n n u a l cleanup Is eyes you could h ard ly believe th a t the
a c tu a l p erso n s w ere not present.
lection of water rent had been proof th a t th e public h a s n o t y et been
“H ers of course w as an e x tra o rd i­
h tly ed ucated. Once a y e a r Is n o t
properly attended to this raise o rig
n a ry g ift o f m im icry, an d It brought
ften enough to w ash th e public’s face
would not have been necessary. o r to b ru sh Its te e th a n d clean o u t Its h e r in $1,000 a week, m uch m ore prbb
th a n sh e could com m and as an
It seems that in the past it has ears. T his should be a daily task . ably
a
c
tre
ss.”
W aste, ru b b ish
and
com bustibles
been nobody’s business to collect should
n o t be allow ed to accum ulate.
Zulu S ongsters.
the water rent, but the user T h e public ed ucation m u st go f u r ­
T he a rriv a l o f a E uropean in a Zulu
th
er.
I
t
should
be
c
a
rrie
d
Into
th
e
could, if he were so disposed, go
village, th e opening o f a railw ay, a
e an d shouiy begin w ith th e child.
to the auditor’s office and pay. f hom
A periodical lectu re or ta lk given a t w ar. a fam ine, a plague of locusts, a
Any merchant doing business on leaat once „a m oonth In th e public p estilence m ay becom e topics fo rse m l-
such a basis would go broke scboola by a firem an In uniform w ould publlc songs th a t a re aoon circulated
e a t th e very root o f th e fire prob­ am ong th e people. Songs a re used at
inside of 30 days. It seems hard­ strik
lem. An official In u n ifo rm alw a y s Im­ th e public fu n ctio n s o f chiefs, siKh as
ly fair to raise the rate and make presses a child, an d his re m a rk s an d th e fe a st o f th e first fru its and at ro y ­
the burden the heavier for the directio n s w ould c a rry th e w eight of al m arria g es. W ar an d trib al songs
a u th o rity . T h ese le ctu res If Illu stra t­ a re possessed by every chief and tribe.
ones that do pay on account of ed
by c h a rts a n d d ia g ra m s Would be At m arria g es an d o th er public cerem o­
the delinquents. Many people m ore effective and w ould graphically nies It is th e Zulu custom to render
having good wells, put in the p resen t to th e child m ind n o t only th e not only th e songs of th e living chief,
an g ers of fire, b u t th e m ethods of b u t those m sd e fam ous by his fa th e r
water in order to help the city- d prevention
a n d quick e x tin g u ish m en t.
an d g ra n d fa th e r.
out in its venture. Some threaten
In som e cities Juvenile police d e p a rt­
to go back to their wells on ac-! m ents h a re been e stab lish ed w ith va
W aiting For Him to S ta r t Som ething.
rled success, b u t a Juvenile fire d e p a rt
“ I'm Ju s t w aitin g for m y husb an d
count of the raise and it is poss­ m ent, w h e th e r organized or m erely ex
to com plain about my e x trav ag an ce
ible that the city may loose more lstln g In th e educational equip m en t of th is m o n th .”
in this way than the extra 25- children to p rev en t an d extinguish
“H eady to give him an arg u m en t,
fires, w ould be one o f th e m ost ad
eh?"
cents will net them.
v an red step s ta k e n to w a rd th e con­
"You bet I am . By m istak e bla golf
serv atio n o f hum an life and property.
club checks cam e to th e house, and
—In su ra n c e Press.
I'v e got ’em .”—D etro it I’ree Press.
HARO TIMES AGAIN.
Naturally, since Wilson is re­
HER GIFT OF MIMICRY.
elected. we did not look for much
change in financial conditions, C iatie L oftue Could Im ita te Irving and
B ern h ard t E qually Well.
but last Saturday a good citizen
W elter P ric h a rd E ato n In th e A m er­
and democrat came in and stop­ ican M agazine say s In an a rtic le about
ped his paper. Thereby the Rec­ fam ous m lm lca:
ord loses seventeen and one-half "In th e d ay s w hen C lssie I.o ftu s w as
h tin g vaudeville aud ien ces w ith
cents, which would have been delig
h e r Im itatio n s she used to give an Iml
clear profit had he taken th ei tatlo n o f Lillian R ussell. Miss R u s­
sell coun tered by giv in g an Im itation
paper another year.
Miss L o ftu s' Im itatio n o f her. R u t
We did not look for hard times of
to an a r tis t like Miss L o ftu s th a t p re ­
so soon. Verily our punishment sented no difficulties. She m erely e sm e
is almost greater than we can back w ith an Im itatio n o f M iss Rus-
s^U 's.Jjplfatlon of h e r.Im ita tio n of M iss
bear.—Yamhill Record.
One lot of ladies’ suits, made of
lino grade materials assorted colors
Formerly sold up to $20.00 to close
out for
$ 1 .9 8
Morbidly Suspicioua.
" I f you w an t to fight I’ll hold your
coat," said th e b y sta n d e r to the q u a r­
relsom e man.
“G re a t 8 eo tt! Can’t a m an even
sta n d In th e stre e t w ith o u t having a
check boy try to w ork a tip out of
him ?’’—W ashington S tar.
A Prix«.
"Yea.” said th e girl w ho m akes col
lections, "It la one of th e best a u to ­
g rap h s I h av e In ray collection.”
"H ut a re you su re It I 3 genuine?”
“ Positive. I c u t It from a telegram
th a t his w ife received from him ."—
London T elegraph.
Lot of silk dresses, of fine poplin
and chiffon taffeta, good assortment
of colors and Bizes, values to $15.00
to close out for
$ 2 .6 9
Lot of women’s gun metal shoes,
values to $3.00 to close out for
98c
About 50 dozen of heavy canvas
gloves, every pair must go in this
closing out sale for
4 c p air
Men’s extra heavy work sox, reg­
ular 124c grade, to close out for
6 o p a ir
One lot of cotton blankets, good
size and weight, to close out for
4 5 c pair
SALEM, OREGON.
Mean Intim ation.
Nell—t t hen you don’t Intend to ac.
eept a m an it is aw fu l hard w ork fa
keep him from proposing
Belle—Oh,
don’t believe ev ery th in g th e o th er glrbi
tell you! -B altim ore A m erican.
C o d d le the C o w i.
f ’ow s a re tenderly cared for in H ol­
land. T hey a re blanketed In dam p or
cold w eath er In the p astu res
R epentance la (lie golden key th a t
« te n s the palace o f e te rn lti
MIRon.
H a M a ile d the L e tte r.
E trsf W om an I g"t a le tte r from
you yesterday and II n ns d a te d a w hole
week ahead. Second U "inn 11 So you
really got It. th en ? My husband m ust
have posted n the very d ay I gave It
to h im . - Boston T ran scrip t.
How easy It ia for one to suggest a
su re way for som e one else to m anage
a troublesom e affair!
Yes!
We do
Job Work
Compare
our prices
with others
and
see samples.
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