_____ . To Suit All T a il,,. BAYOCEAN BUNGALOWS TWO HOTELS O n i u f l'i finret b »«ch rreorf P l f l d *tre«t«. mountain w # t«i, h *» w i h . Im thtng, fiahllttf, (Uiu'intf Moat «rwiila r*ilro«<J trip In Oraton. H«*i ■*■*•*» «mull ratldthoai, compì» t* I y fo r ni »li* I. adiolrlc liar lit« w *t»r. fuel. laundry. Janitor aarvk’M fr«**. T w o brìi# l<#t»« f 10 00 P »r weak. fin ««) two w »*k *. 130 on four waaka. A ll you ruwwl taka la your «ullriaaa. H A Y tX 1C A H A N N K X Hpkandtd v l»w of uriftu an i hay, N«.-$r Natalo»».mi K *r*IU n t tal»i^ kat«N* Vf U>> itmr day ami up. It A Y.MIhK I N N Kina ut.l», f » n y r ia a U . food*. uao of hatha. Hataa I 2.60 par day. Tha Natatorlum la ftnrat on Coaat. Tank Mia 1«) foot W arm H#a Wator. ItaUa. Kor raaarvationa and prlntod matter atldroiaa Bpaclal Kail road CORBETT BUILDING. PORTLAND, OKECON BAYOCEAN PARK AUTO WRECKING N e w H o u s t o n H o t e l PARTS FOR 1-2 SIXT H A N Ii KVK.RBTT STS. I'arta ov«r l* » make* and modal«. at half th « re*- ular prlca. Iluy your u#*d auto parla fiom an •ld-+*t«hU#h«uJ and reputabi« dealer, who ha* a reputation to protect and conduct« tb « I l f f W t part» »tore and rarrtaa Ilia laryoat romplrto aa aortmant of u«ad auto part« o f any company thla •Ida of Chlcajro. Our price« are laaa. and for thla raaaon wa outarll all oth»<ra All part« aru « u a r antaad to ha In fir#trla**i oondillon. MOTOR P A R T S MFG. CO. ln«ort>oratod. U Y U S iV I0BRSI0E ST, WBTIAB0. OB. Knur lllocka from Onion Station. \1tvi*r new rnnntttf"nwni All room« newly dacoratad. H U M l< A I l.s HY W I I K ul< M O N T H K a U » 50c, 7Sc. $1. S I 50 IVr Day. Tha following conversation overheard In a railway train not long Ago: Just the train w u moving from tha station two men worn bundled Into a carriage. iloth w.-ro of tha (porting typa and were evidently particularly keen on racing "L e t '» 'ave a look at ycr paper. Bill," •aid Charlie. “ ’Kro we are, Charlie,” »aid Bill, handing hi« friend an evening paper. A fter a few minute» of silence Char lie remarked »ententloualy: "W onder ful thing». newspapers, aren't they, BI11T They've got so many different •orts of thing» In 'em -stories, cook* fry, murder.«, suicides, racin’— some thin' for everybody, In fact." "Y o u ’re right they are, Charlie.” “ But what's this 'ere blank space, nil!T" pointing to the blank space re served for stop press news. “ Oh," replied Bill, "th at’» for people wot esn't read."— l'blludclphia Public Ledger. If you cannot come to I’orUand to a*>t your ey««a fitted. I will «end you my method of tcut- in ir eyca hy mall. Not ax druirahU» ax p«r»<m* el aervtre hut much U i ln r than tfoiny with out ylaaac« n**eled or trying tn fit youraclf. « T A P I E » , tha Jaw- Outfit aent on application •l«rr-Optician. 206 Morriaon at.. Portland, Oregon i A '«mm! N e w and fiarnml-hand SAGS Hurlap ami Tw in«. Tell your dealer you want *'W|N'KI.K- M W H (JI'AI.ITY K K C O N IM ," the Haya for Service. Have him write our tirai e«t houae. W IN K I.K M A N HAt. A R I K U P CO., 171 Front Ht.. Tacoma. W a*h. Portland. UrwfOO. Olde«« and l.ory**«» g*ei»nd hami Hmf tlriiWr* In lite Northweat. Try Chiropractic Dairymen and Poultrymen W e yuarantcc #b*«ilut*ly correct return«. S«*itd na your next ahiprm'nt o f t V a m . y.u *». Poultry W rite for Shippiny Taya and Premium I.iat, Hazelwood Co., Portland a m a Granulated Eyelids, ®a H Eyes inflamed by c«po- •ure to Sss. Dsstand Vlad juicily relieved by Ssrlss fyeUeatdy. No Smarting, _ ju«t Eys Comff.rt. A » Your DraggisCs 50c pet Bottle. Morls« f >» SalteinT .,i>e.25c. ForB«ok«llhetyefree».k Druggiiti or Msrlsa tyc licastly to. Eyes g l f you bava triad other m>tko4l. mudw. cult« • r i fi t e m i u t h<*nUng and h » v » noi »w clvad rellof. you hava tritd tha wruny thiny. ChlroprarU»r# bava haan aucccaaful in re movi ny tha rauaaa of d ia «««» wharc other mathmla faiUxl. l f yot» ara «lek or ai Unir. bava a troubla of kmy «tamil ng. 1 will ita p I commì to c«f»sull and «Iv a you a spinai anai) ai», which eoa la you itothlny. «• m l M m Ml*. Writ« l«r pnett u < in ppmg tags THE H. F. NORTO» CO. NrtUsi, Or«, S««»«, Wn Double Tread Punctur* Proof Tie» Made from your old onrg I-aat Um« mm Iti and N a « TIRKM W r it » ua o t U i . o N V i LC A M Z IN G CO.. U 0 Washington S L l'uriìand. Ora I» no more n w n u r« TYPHOID Ih .n S n u l l p o K , Ktmr «ip erl-n re h »i i>nn-n«!/,!-0 Why H « Lost Hla Job. Tom m y— Out of a Job? Jimmy— Y e,. The boss said he was losiife money on the things 1 was mäk ln'. Tom m y— Wasn't there anything else you could do In the place? Jimmy— I guess not. Anyhow he said I didn't seem able to do anything else. Tom m y— And what was you makln’ ? Jimmy — Mistakes. — Utica Herald Dispatch. th. .1 h ,..I in it,, u luuj .rri- ..I A ni It y ph.nl VâCClhMlOB. Unprepared. Representative Augustus P. Card tier said in a preparedness address in New York: "T h e unprepared man Is always at a disadvantage. It's like a dialogue I I tir tUTir, LASoeATotY, retiuitv. i a l ■ aaa a. a. .o r u ca.ac once heard: "'C a n you fight? shouted one man. " 'N — no,' another answered. Considerate. " 'Then,' shouted the first man— 'T v o been thinking it all over and 'Uten come on, you coward! ” ' I've come to the conclusion that per Domestic Finesse. haps after all wc ought to have a standing army." "These are unusually fine cigars, "W e ll? " Mrs. Jiggers. Your husband Is lucky "But I don't think It Is fair to keep to have you select for him." all those men standing all tin» time. "Oh. he doesn't smoke that kind reg The least we can do Is to furnish carh ularly. I use them to slip one in his man a cutup stool."— Detroit F ro, pocket whenever I give him a letter to Press. p o s t"— Baltimore American. m<r. »Bit » . .accliu ln l NOW by fuut flty.it Un, r > « ftmr fâmllir. It la mora .1U1 than turni. Inaura Br«, Aalt your phy.lt Ian, drupirut, or a#nS for " H . y . fou had Typhoiat" tallinp at T y p h o i d Varrtna, m ulta from ua., .Bri tan,..r from Typhoid Carriera. Not a Garden. “ Are yon going to make a garden this year?” “ No," replied Mr. Growcher. " I ’m going to rlig up a plate In the back yard ami put some seed* Into It. ami then t urn it over to the chickens for a picnic ground."— Washington Slar. Von taa Get Allen'» raot-Caae ru ff. k 'r lt r A l ie n s . Olu. ted, Ln I'.oy, N. Y ., for a free aatnplu of A lie n ’» Foot-Kaao. It eurea aveatlu if h o t»w o '.le n , s e llin g leet. It m a k e , new o f lig h t alioea oa»y. A ee rfa in e a r s lot •out», lint totting n a il» an d bnnlona. A ll d r u g ftNt.4 — 11 it. -b e . lfou 't aeeei't any aubatltute Right in Line. " I .-*e,” said his wife, “ that these basennll players havo progressive His Luck. Ideas on sanitation.” She (b itte rly )— l only wish I'd "H ow 80.” known as much about you before I "T h e paper states that they spent married you. the afternoon swatting files."— Louis lie Well, It was Just my confound ville Courier-Journal. ed luck that you didn't.— Boston Trau- sertpt. A Bad Picker. "She's been divorced twice.” Information Sought. “ Had had luck, eh?” "Brown Is a good mixer." “ No. good luck, hut mighty bad Judg "Drinks, metaphors or socially?"— ment.” — Detroit Free Press. Detroit Free Press. Believed In It. Young Lady (k in d ly)— " I hope you "Do you believe In the observance brush your toeth regularly. Maggie?” Maggie (in d ign a n tly)— "Brush me of the Golden Rule?" " I do. I always like to have other teeth? W ot would I do that for? people keep It In mind when they're There ain't no hair on mo teeth.” dealing with me.” — Boston Transcript. Ship V eal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, B utter, Eggs & F arm Produce To th « Old Reliable Kverdlnsr h o a N with a record o f 45 yearn o f Square Dealings and b « •aaured of Sounded Like It. "M y masquerade costume w ill be white with a yellow yoke.” "And what do you represent— an egg?” — Louisville Courier-Journal. BUY DIRECT » (§ Q ¿7 ’ Top Market Prices. o F. M. CRONKHITE, 45-47 From Si, P. N. U. PORTLAND, ORE No. 27, 1810 | D o Y o u r O w n P lu m b in g 1 By hnylnr direct from ua at whole#«!« price« and aave the plumber # profit*. Write ua to day your naeda. Wa will *iv « you our rock- hottom ‘'direct-to-you” price«, f. o. b. rail or boat. W a actually aave you from 10 to M per cent. All Food* guaranteed. North went headquarter# for Trader Water Syatema and Fuller A Johnaon Engine«. STA R K -D A V IS CO. O f R E I f writing to i tiaa thla paprr- i I 212 T hird Street. u r G r o c e r IS RELIABLE He wants and he He to hold your trade tries to sell you brands knows you will like. is always ready to recommend &C B aking P owder —Ask him Foot-and.Mouth In the Philippines. Officials of the Philippines reported , , _ . . . „ ___j to Washington last week that the foot- Phoebs s Voice Is Faint and 8he Car- anj . moutj, disease has again laid Its laaa fiorarpowrr, laws fo a l. talnly Is Not Pretty, but She grip on the Islands. The scourge is M o d MBcisnt for Irrigation, Hates All Beetles. called rinderpest over there, and has Mining. F ila Prctartion and Dmnruflr Uaaa. Hmall. I.iyht. ----- j been the bugbear of all cattle dealers Powerful. .No Vulve«. No After you're well acquainted with and dairies, the few that there are, Aatiaepdc, Plunycra. N o Cylin ders. Ix-stnif tive Iflyh the phoebe and catch some o f her splr- almost from thff beginning of Ameri- Cleansing Rpaada Kliminated. It of friendliness and companionship, can occupation in l898. Pump Kuna on I miw , 77 , , It Is estimated that 260,000 carabaos fHpa-d. Will Tump Healing you w on t care a snap of the Unger hav# d,ed of rlnderpeBt ,n the last W ater and A ir Himuf- that she can t sing very well, nor that year There wcre 600 deaths In the taneoualy. Will Pump toiling water Has rac- she len t good looking. You’ll wel- la8t week 0f April, when the last mail Sac* __ ord fo r vartica! aoetiaa com , her in spring Juat as lf she were report was sent to Washington. The I.ift t»f H ( f a d C m ha I natal lad hy Aayowa* Ipnpn—Ibla to Make a Miatakr Dottvon Mora a Venus for looks and Melba for voice, j loss Is about $5,000,000. WaU*r, with fa r I.aas Horaapower, than Any You'll listen for her tlrst notes and The Philippine bureau of agriculture Pum p Known. N o I'riminy Km juim l at A n y fUtaatmadjIa Suction. say: "There's Phoebe back again." asked for $250,000 to fight the scourge , .. ,, . , , . . . but the legislature only appropriated W rit» for Catalog. Price« and Testimonials bafura you buy. Bha s the earliest arrival among the h 2 i 5 oo and this Is held responsible to A LI N l M S N T flycatchers, reaching here about March a Kreat exient for the spread of the TH E V A L V L E 8 8 P U M P CO., 21, even before the flies. She seeks disease Mb Floor T ill« A Tract lUdy.. Partland. Ora. If conditions continue as they are in F o r C alla, W i r e out her last year's home under the bridge, or beneath the rafter, of the the Islands It is feared that the loss C u U , Lam eness, barn, and «tarts renovating her nest. the coming year will be fully as great. Strains> B u n c h e » , How the Spellbinder Turns the Trick. Often when an unscrupulous cowblrd Not Impressed. Thrush, O ld Sores, "T o my mind----- " usurp, th , n e t to lay eggs of her "W ant some stock In my concern?” N a il W o u n d s, Foot "1 can not do Justice to—— ’’ own. the phoebe will build another Nope." "F ar bo It from me— " Fistula, Bleeding, Etc., Etc. n e t atop th , old one and »tart house “ It’s a gold mine.” " It la hardly necessary to say----- ” keeping over again u It nothing had “ That’s no inducement I've invest- Made Since 1846. “ One word more and I have Interrupted. I ed In gold mines more than once.”— done----- ” Price 25«, 50c and $1.00 W e 'v , remarked that ,b « couldn’t Louisville Courier-Journal, " I t falls to my lot----- " ■ aa aa | OR WRIT® note U ________________________________________ elng. yet her little “ phe-bee' " I can not find words to— ” "In the last analysis----- " one of the cheeriest of springtime. "B e that as it may----- ” Ws've said she wasn't beauUful. yet " I shall not detain you longer-— " her dull ollve-browu coat with a yel- No Difficulty on That Score. " I t becomes my painful duty----- " lowtsh-wblte breast are far more at An old negro mammy who was ad "1 point with pride to----- " tractive than some birds of gay plu — Columbia State. Paid for But dicted to the pipe was being lectured mage. The phoebe 1» beautiful be t e r f lie s , In on the habit by a Sunday school teach cause she Is useful. er. Finally the latter said: sects. I buy "D o you expect to go to heaven?" From the time of her arrival until hundreds for "Yes, indeedy!" she leaves late In the fall she's busy "But the Bible says nothing unclean warring on the fanner’s enemies. museums, art-work, study purposes and She'll sit on a mullein stalk and watch private collections. 6c to $7 each paid. shall enter there. Now the breath of the smoker Is unclean. What do yon for a beetle. Suddenly she will dart 8-pp. folder FREE, Easy outdoor em- say to that?” into the air and her bills go shut with ploymenL “ W ell, I reckon I leave m t bref be s snap—good-by beetle. She Is a for llin' when I enter dar," was old mam SINCLAIR my’s response.— Boston TranscripL est conssrvatlonlsL because she eats the elm leaf beetle. She Is the farm Box 244, D 108. Los Angeles, C al soon u n d e rm in e s y o u r eris friend, because she eats the May ---------------------------------------------------- Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and health and impoverishes disappear with Doctor Fierce’ s Golden beetle# and d ick beetles, which tn- plaaaá «a p w h a r«, DAISY FLY KILLER. attract* and k ill« Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. your blood, but this may lure crops. 8ba Is the gardener's a litile *. Seat, clean, — onumtsul, conven friend becauee she eats the squaah be corrected by careful ient, cheap. Last* *11 Fearless of Consequence. sea so n . M ade o i beetle. Grubbs— I never realized until now ■seul, can'tapi 11 or tip diet and the assistance o f over; will sot soil or In fact, she ta the friend o f everyone what a convinced optimist Binks is. 1*1« —except the beetles.— Philadelphia Gu Stubbs— What made you form your Sold by dealers, o» new estimate of him? North American. 6 sent by ciprea» pro- paid lor |1. Grubbs— The fact that he la trying EAftOLD I0MXJLI. 1M DsXaik Are.. Brooklyn. » . Y. to raise chickens, roses and two bull Totem Pele Must Don 8oms Clothes. pups all on the same loL— Richmond Clothes make the totem pole, ac Times-Dispatch. cording to John Oscar Davis, collector r . — H it Register. of the port, at San Francisco. A Variation. “ Well, landlord, how’s business now Polly— Did he propose to you In the Horrified at what he saw when a adays?" It tones and strengthens “ Oh, purty good, purty good. Had a orthodox manner? Burmese specimen consigned to tho the entire digestive sys Dolly— Hardly. He asked me how Rev. J. H. East of Portland was un whole passel o f people register yis- tem and is a real aid to covered at the customhouse early In te'day. They were five gentlemen, I would like to wear hla neckties.— Judge. February, Collector Davis has now three ladles and four musicians.'' THE VALVELESS PUMP DESERVES WELL OF FARMER ________ For Thrush and Foot Diseases H A N F O R D ’S Balsam of Myrrh All Dealers « -A a sa tp One Reault of the War. A delightful old lady o f a little town In Nobraxku was dlseoveriHl one morn ing In the act of killing a chicken. "W hy. Mr», llrown, I thought that you were afraid to kill a chicken," said D R . H. L. C H A N D L E R a neighbor In surprise. "Y es, dearie, 1 did uster b ,; bat 502.14 Broadwjy llldg., Portland. Ore. since the war broke out I've done It right smart. Thia Trade Mark Means "W ell, you see. It's this way: I uster Tha finest Violins. Mandolins. think that bloodshed was an awful Guitar*. Han Jo# and Itanjo Mstulollna, that can lw made. thing, but since I've b«>en readtn' about Mini" In Orayon o f O rsyon all them men killin'« In Kurope 1 juat wood. Which la tl»r finest in tha get a rooster hy the feet, lay his head world. Had violin# malt* into •<■*! onaa. W rite fo r illu strat- on the block and say to myself: 'Now, a<l circu lar* and d«t«ki>s to Sarah, 'tatn’t near so bad as killin' a T H E C O U L T E R C O .. man. Where's your nerve?’ And then TNfek«* 227 lv lUsakai'iaa Si. tmiUad. (Xt I Just shut my eyes and whack."— Youth s Companion. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. Y o Portland, O regon Imperfect Digestion J HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters Nature in cases o f indiges tion, cramps or malaria. recovered sufficiently from the shock to announce that when the proper ha biliments have been placed on the relic it may be allowed to proceed on its way to the Indignant consignee. Painting, the collector said, had Fleeting Fame. been considered, but clothing would "Fam e doesn't last long, does It?” be better. His plan now Is to arrange tor a proper costuming of the mooted "W hat's on your mind now?” " I gave $500 to a worthy charity and totem pole at the expense of Doctor my name and the amount I donated East and that then the curio, decor were printed In all the papers.” ously accoutered for appearance “ Yes.” among the most select circles, might "And the next day my name wa dropped and the sum appeared only In be allowed admission to the land of the list o f previously acknowledged.” the free and the home of the brave. — Detroit Free Press. Wind Imprisons Woman. Imprisoned In a closet by the wind slamming a door fast, Mrs. Mollle Cor- dery. who lives near Brldgevllle, Del.. had a narrow escape from death, and when dlsoovered was nearly overcome by the shock. Mrs. Cordery was cleaning the attic and while she was looking In an old M edicine W hich M ade S u r closet a gust of wind slammed the geon’s W o rk U nnecessary. door and locked It from the outside. There was no one but herself In the Astoria, N. Y . — “ For two year, I house, and It was nearly an hour be- was feeling ill and took all kinds of fore Mrs. Cordery's screams happened tonics. I was f e t ing worse every day. to be heard by a gang o f mon who With all I had chills, my h,ad were repairing tha road. would ache, i was tha doors locked downstairs, Harry always tired. I could Rickards climbed to the second floor not walk straight and got through by a window. When because o f the pais Mrs. Cordery was found she was In in my back and I hod a pitiable state. She Is still serious pain, in my stom ly 111 from the shock. ach. I went to a doctor and h . Mid I Slight Misunderstanding. must go under sn operation, but I did "W as his crime premeditated T" " l not go. I read is don't think so. He thought It all out the p a p e r a b o u t beforehand, you know."— Life. Lydia E. Finkham's Vegetable Com pound and told my husband about I t I W ar Cuts Phqna List. ■aid ‘ I know nothing will help me but I will try this.’ I found m yself Improv There are at least 10,000 fewer tele ing from the very first bottle, and in tws phones In London as a result of ths weeks time I was able to sit down and war. business Arms In hundreds of In- sat a hearty breakfast with my hus stances discontinuing the servies In band, which I had not done for two years. I am now in the best o f health and the Interest of retrenchment The did not have thn operation.” — Mrs. governm ent which operates ths sys J ohn A. K o en ig , 602 Flushing Avenue, tem, announces that although tele Astoria, N. Y . phones have been discontinued by the Every one dreads the surgeon’s knife wholesale there bas been an Increase and the operating tabla. Sometimes tn the use of electrophones— the In nothing else will d o ; but many times doctors say they are necessary when strument which connects the subscrib they are n ot Letter a fter letter comes er with the theater and enables peo to the Pinkham Laboratory, telling how ple who prefer to remain tndoora these operations were advised and were not gloomy nights of black streets to have rform ed' or,if performed,did no good, amusement brought to their flresldes. t Lydia E. Pinkham'» Vegetable Com- poundwas used and good health follow ed Teuton Trimmings. I f you want ndvlce write t* Ad In Mexican Herald— Nice room Lydia K. Pinklinm Medicine Can to let beautifully decorated with Ger- (confidential), Lynn, “ people.— Boston TranscripL WOMAN AVOIDS OPERATION C sto p s itc h in g a n d b u rn in g I f you are suffering with eciema, ringworm, rash or other tormenting skin-eruption, try Res- inol Ointment and ResinolSoap. You will De sur prised how quickly the itching and burning »top and the skin becomes clear and healthy again. Resinol Ointment and Rastnol Soap have been prescribed by physicians for over twenty years. Sold by ill drug* ists, for free trial size of each write to Resinol Them. Co . B altim ore. Md. Resinel Shavsnt Stick makes d oty thavif g easy / » r Under-faced mem. Gives Power of Choice. "You must remember, my boy. that wealth does not bring happiness.” " I don’t expect it to. I merely want It so that I may be able to choose the kind of misery that is most agreeable to me.” — Boston Transcript. A Queer Critter. Impassioned Orator— The American eagle, whether soaring over the dusty deserts of Mexico or skimming the broad Atlantic, w ill never drajv In its horns or retire Into Its shell.— Boston Transcript. Are You Past 30 Years? Take Hot Water and “ Anurie.” People are realizing more and more every day that the kidneys, Just as do the bowels, need to be flushed occa sionally. The kidneys are an elimina tive organ and are constantly working, separating the poisons from the blood. Under this continual and perpetual action they are apt to congest, and then trouble starts. Uric acid backs up into the system, causing rheuma tism. neuralgia, dropsy and many oth er serious disturbances. Doctor Pierce of Buffalo, New York, advocates that every one should drink plenty of pure water between meals. Every day should exercise in the outdoor air suf ficiently to sweat profusely, and from time to time stimulate the kidney ac tion by means of "Anurlc.” This prep aration has been thoroughly tried out at his Sanitarium, in the same way as his "Favorite Prescription" for weak women and "Golden Medical Dlscov- ery.” the standard herbal system tonto (both of which now come In tablet form for convenience of carrying and taking). “ Anurie” Is now being Intro duced here, and many local people are dally testifying to Its perfectness. When you have backache, dlxxy spells or rheumatism, heed nature's warning. It means that you are a vic tim to uric acid poisoning. Then ask your druggist for “ Anurie" and you will very soon become one of hun dreds who dally give their thankful indorsement to thts powerful enemy to uric acid. If you have that tired, worn-out feel ing, backache, rheumatism, neuralgia, or lf your sleep is disturbed by^too fre quent urination, get Dr. ITerce’s An urie Tablets at drug store, full treat ment $1.00, or send 10c. for trial pack age to Dr. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel, falò, N. Y.