•2 THE Œ lir J a l l a (£ tty N r u ta — D. L. WOOD ft S O N . Publishers. Kutrr«<i as tu. «m#V« I*«* mail at 'he poatoftic* at Kalla t’ltj. IVlk County. Ot^go«. «»dar Iba Act of CVugrts» of Mar h 3, 1870. Ttltyhaat -Ntw iM D c*. S 3 . S u bscription R ats«: On* jpaar. 11.00; *ix m onths 60 cento; three months, tir e n t» , single copy. 6 ctn. A d vertisin g R o t« ; D u p ln y . 1 » c en t« n n I n c h . Bust tie»» N otice». S cent» • lin e . For Sole. Kent. K ich a n g r W ent en d Pay E n terta in m en t No ttcea.& ct». a lin e . Card o l Thanks J0cU :L *gm Notice», leg a l rates. Copy lo t n e e ads. and change» shou ld be sent io The New» not later th a n W ednesday. OFFICIAL DIRECTORY OE FALLS CITY H J. G u ilin , Mayor. K M. W .inderly, C ou n ctlm an -at Larga C W. B rentner, George C . March, Q I B radley, CoUMCilmtD 1 . 6 . Sin g leto n . C. L. H o p k in s, N. Sell» ,t E. M cPherren. A uditor and Polina Judge W alter L. T oore Jr.. C ity A ttorney Pat M urphy. M arshal and W ater 9up t. M. L T hom pson. Treasurer Ur. F. M. H ellw arth. H ealth OIBcer. ih ie C o u n cil m e^ tsin regular sessio n on th e first M onday n ig h t of each m on th, at 7 30 o'clock, In he n ftte of th e F a lls C ity N ews. S a t u r d a y . F ebruary 5 , 1916 dom over our person, went. We do know that it took two strong men with snow shovels ten min ute* to dig us out of the drift. . . . . Skiing is said to be a sport. It is. It is a great sport—for the spectator. We can think of no greater pleasure than to watch our worst enemy try a pair of skis for the first time. —The Amer ican Boy. " -1 r Don’t forget to call for free vote coupon in Piano (.’outest when you trade with the merchant*. Do you like to read good stories? If so take advantage of our clut- Ling offer in thie iasue of the paper Read it. It is on page 4. TO GIVE HOSPITALS IN EVENT OF WAR Two Institutions lire Pledged by Mrs. E. T. Stotesbury. NEWS AND COMMENT It is reported that a druggist at Marshfield is selling booze in tablet form. A small tablet dis solved in a glass of w ater brings about the same hilarious condi tion as ’’.three fingers” of fight ing whiskey. FALLS S aturday, February 5, lupi CITY N E W S . p ro fe s io n a l d a rte “Th e Road of A Thousand Wonders Pledge Hae Been M ade Through Penn- •y lv a n ia W o m en ’a Division F o r N a tio n al Preparedness. R ecently Or ganized In P h iladelph ia— Fou rth Of fe r of Em ergency Hospitals Mads. Philadelphia.—Tw o hospitals, one In the city and one In the country, with a combined capacity of two hundred pa tients. bare been pledged by Mrs. E. T . Stotesbury for public use In the event of invasion or national calam ity. The pledge has been made through the Pennsylvania Women's D l\ lsion For National Preparedness, recently or ganized here. I t is the fourth offer of emergency hospitals to ba made to this organization In tbe last few weeks, Mrs. A rchibald Barklle. Mrs. Alexan der V an Rensselaer and Mrs. J. G ard ner Cassatt harin g offered the use of their homes to the division. In a letter to Mrs. George W. Childs Drexel. chairm an of the division. Mrs Stotesbury said: " I w ill gladly give a unit and would choose as my particu U r field of responsibility a hospital In SKIS Did you ever live in a commun ity where the people were addicted to skis? Maybe you have. May be you own a tame pair of your own. And then again possibly you don’t even know what they are. Skis are long, narrow strips of wood, turned up at the toes, with a strap in the middle to hold your foot and they have a spirit of evil running through the whole length of them. We were inveigled into trying the things. To our ever lasting regret we admit i t The idea is to walk to the top of a nice, smooth, snowy, slippery hill, put the things on, take a pole in your hand, and slide down. Um.......... Well, we walked up all right, we even got safely to the place where we pushed off with the pole. Then, all at once, the top of the hill seemed to jump away from us, and the bottom to come surging up at us. We felt in our stomach as if somebody was trying to move it up near our front collar button. And we were going! My goodness, how we were going! We said it was a nice smooth hill, didn’t we? It w’as when, we walked up, but somebody had j meddled with it before we started to come down. There were waves and swells and gullies and every time we struck one, our right ski showed a desire to travel west, j while the left one wanted to g o 1 due north. It was disconcerting. Most of the time we wabbled. One Photo by American Presa Association. ski got tired and wanted to ride MB*, a . T. STOTaSBCBT. on the other one. In our heart we 1 knew we never would get out of « d one ta the country, l think , .. . , , I co uld safely undertake the responst- the scrape alive. And then, right blllty of caring for 200 patients, so put ahead of us, loomed up a hum- me d°wn Tor that and whatever ex mock. It was the highest hum- ; pe^ V ltvw? ! ? entf H 1 tntiMT , e , undertake Indoor duties than to ran mock we ever saw, and there I « motor.” wasn’t a chance to dodge i t We Dr. C lara M arshall, dean of the Wo Medical coUege, has made ar muttered good-bye to ourself and men's raugements by which women so deslr- kepton determinedly—very deter- lng It may be trained In the work of minedly. Nothing short of a col- f lm a,d- d,et and other ad- Mon with a locomotive could have stopped us. Swoop we went up tbe women desiring to take it up. the side of the hun n e c k — and in Mr*- E T ' stotesbury was formerly Mrs. O liver Cromwell of Washington a „ „„'iiiVnaFli millionth part of a „ second j we and was married to Mr. Stotesbury in discovered that the thing quit sud- Janu ary. 1012. with Impressive serv- denly at the top. The other side l,'es wh‘ch were "te n d e d by a number , __ _______ . . i of notables. H er first husband was a W a s a miniature precipice. May- , Iiromlnent yachtsm an and died In De- be it was four feet down, but the «-ember. 1909 four feet happened all <jf a sud-1 Kor year8 8he had bwn P«>«lnmUy IdenUfied with society life in the capi den and violently. Later ve tal and also with Its philanthropic en found out the thing had been put terprise*. H er taste In this work Is there on purpose. It was a crim ahared by her husband, who Is a sponsor for several social and civic inal thing to do. We left that movements In Philadelphia, where be hummock abruptly. The air be ts at the head of Drexel ft Co., the Philadelphia connection w ith J. P . Mor came full of us. We waved our gan & Co. arms and legs and Inst our pole— Mr. Stotesbury la a great lover of a n d . presently we came down, not painting. It w as through him that Hammerstetu was Induced to gracefully and C 2 r.tl;r, but we got Oscar build the Philadelphia Opera House. down ju s t the same. We don’t H e hold 3 a directorship In a score of know yet where our left ski went. corporations and Is an exhibitor at both the Philadelphia and New York N or do we know where a quarter horse shows, being fond of all outdoor of an acre of skin, selected a t ran- sports. P H ÏS IllA N F. M. H E LLW A R T H T O 4 PHYSICIAN AND 8UHGKON Office ene door east of I*. O. T ra in s California DaMy Six Months Round Trip Tickets On Sale and i». 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