PLANS TO PLACE
YUAN ON THRONE
H ttu n U V i December 26, 1916
THE rALLS CITY NEWS
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CHEER UP. BALDHEADS.
RUNS MOTOR AT 100.
Pew of Your Kind Are In Insane
H ardy Scot Receive* In stru ctio n s and
Asylums, S ays W isconsin Doctor.
Then Show s ’Em How to Do It.
M ounn-. \M s
l i e n Is a p m tn of
B
urlingam
e, CaL— D u n k I M et'lime, a
com fort for llio LmUltiraileil DWtl: No
m u tte r to >vbut e x te n t they m o com- h ard y Scotchm an, w ho w aa m arried at
I iH'llcd to Ix-ur (lie ridicule o f ttielr tb e age o f tlfty-nlnu y ears mid has
1 friend* tiecause of th e ir s I i I ii I uk dom es. • levvii ch ild ren an d several graudcbll
| (be fact Is th a t few tialdheuds a re lu Oreo, celeb rated hta centennial here re
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: unites o f lusauo asylum s.
i eiitly by learu lu g to drive a n autom o-
T h is Is th e d ecla ratio n of Or. Koliert | bile.
| It. ('la rk , w ho lias m ade u Itfcloui:
W ith a h u n d red y ears behind him.
| stu d y o f lusiinity a n d m ental diseases. b u t still hale itud h earty, tho old man
” 1 have exam ined severul liuudivd a ttra c te d m uch a tte n tio n r.s be scorch-
p a tie n ts reganU uj: th e ir sa n ity ,” said i-d through th e stre e ts o f (he tow n a t
l»r. C lark. ” 1 have had th e o p p o rtu n i ihe w heel of a m otorcar lieloughig to
ty o f stu d y in g m any hundreds o f otli
Ills d a u g h te r. Mrs. D. T. Ambrose.
( ers in th e asy lu m s o f th e country.
M cClaue cam e to C alifornia during
I
an
d
In
a
ll
o
f
my
experience
1
ho
ve
yet.
M u d Overcome Many Difficulties In
th e gold ru s h u u d h as been a resident
1
w
ith
u
single
exception,
to
see
uu
hi
Placing A nother E m peror on T hrone
j o f L assen county fo r m any yeurs. 11a
| .a lie m an w ho w as haldhcaded ”
; cam e lier«t fo r th e eelebratiou o f bis
W ithout Giving Offense to Believer«
! one h u n d re d th blrthduy.
In Old Chinese T radition— P etitio n to
"W hoopi" exclaim ed th e ceuteuarlan,
C onquer P resid en t’s "U nw illingness." 1 ELLS OF PIONEER TRAGEDY.
retu rn in g from b!s joy ride. "I never
P ekin g .—P resent plan s fo r tran sfo rm - j Stono T ablet Gives Story of Early knew th a t w heu I w as a t th e helm of
it snlllug sh ip «¡evenly th o y e a rs ago
Ing the republic of C hinn back to a
Days a t Spaarfith, S. D.
m onarchy are these:
P ierre. S. D .—T h e s ta te m useum hn* I'd be ru n n lu g a c ra f t like this!”
D elegates elected by th e people trill received from W. E. L ym an of S pear
assem ble In convention to form ally d e tlsh a sto n e tab let found on tb e m oun
“HOW DRY I AM!”
term in e w h eth er th e form o f g overn tain above Siw arfish by l.ouis Theon
in M arch, 1887. II is a Mat sa n d sto n e W ith Piano It Makoa T rouble For B eat
m ent sh all be changed.
ty In “ Dry Tow n.”
T h a t convention w ill ad o p t a sty le of sla b ab o u t ten Inches sq u are, upon
IV s Moines, la .— W hen A. H. Day.
ballot, an d m em bers w ill vote upon th e w hich Is sc ra tc h e d th e follow ing In
ch ief o f th e "booze b u n tin g brigade,"
question. I t Is practically c e rta in tb u t scrlption:
"C am e to th ese bills in 1833. seven a'Vouipnulod by N ight C aptain W eaver
th e vote will be u n an im o u s fo r a n em
o f us. I>e La C om pt, E zra K ind. G. W. and tw o officers, visited the borne of
pire.
Wood, E. Brow n. R. K ent. W illiam Scotty M cClure lu search fo r liquor,
Next. P resident Y uan Sliib K al w ill
K ing, In d ian Crow. All dead p u t me. for a tim e he Im agined th a t he bad
be chosen em peror.
Lxra K ind, killed by lu d beyond high l>een m isinform ed. All searched btgb
T hen Yuan w ill ascend tb e d rag o n bill, got o u r gold Ju n e. IS34 G ot all an d low, b u t fo u n d no booze.
throne, and th e nine-year-old boy em- of tb e gold we could c a rry on o u r
Scotty In sisted th a t he w as a law
lieror, w ho w as deposed n early four |>cny. all got by tb e Indians. 1 have abiding citizen. T b e raid ers were
y ears ago. will su rre n d e r to him all th e lost my gun and n othing to e a t. aud about to leav e w heu som e one thought
historic tre a su re s o f th e T sln g d y n asty . In d ian s h u n tin g me.“
c f th e piauo.
T hereupon little P u Yl’s title o f e m p e r
"H a s tb e In stru m e n t tieen tu n ed late
or w ill be canceled a n d he w ill be m ado
ly. S cotty?” Inquired one o f th e officers.
MUST
DROWN
DIAMONDS.
a hered itary prince.
" W h y —e r—yes. Oh. yes, It’s nil right.
Tbe new d y n a sty probably will be
P la y s fine." S co tty replied.
called th e Wu o r w a r d y n asty . W h at Before He G ets T h at $6,030 Left to Him
“ D’ye e v e r play 'H o w D ry I Am' on
by Friend.
tb e em peror's Im perial nam e w ill be
It?" Inquired W eaver, as he pressed his
O akland.—J. F. Yates of C orvallis. foot a g a in s t tb e pedals.
has not been announced.
R eports th a t Y uan's se v en th d au g h Ore., will receive $t>,oi )0 from th e e sta te
B efóle Scotty replied a panel be
te r w ill m a rry th e th ro n eless boy em o f th e la te E rn e st W. A rnold o f Benton neath th e keyboard w as pushed open,
peror th u s allying tb e p resid en t w ith county. Ore., provided tb a t be th ro w s revealing tw enty-one p in ts o f w hisky.
four diam ond rings belonging to A r
nold's deceased m o th er into th e i ’acltlc
RECORD BELL RINGER..
one m ile off Y aquina bay.
A rnold's w ill w as tiled fo r p robate
here recently. Y ates, A rnold's friend. South Bend (Ind.) Saxton Pulled at
R ate of 755 Mileo In Seventeen Yeare.
Is nam ed ex ecu to r a u d m ust also erect
a tom bstone over th e g rav e o f A rnold's
South B end, Ind.—Seventeen y e a n
m other.
as sexton a t St. P a tric k 's Catholic
T b e w ill is d ated May 17, 1015, aud i h u rch lu th is city , pulling th e rope on
leaves som e jew elry to a niece. M arie th e g re a t bell a t tb e c b u rch m ore th an
W hite of R uston. La. T h e reasons for 750 m iles in th a t tim e, is th e unusual
A rnold's stra n g e bequest a re unknow n record w hich h as jU9t been com pleted
.»y C h arles S. S chubert.
H e has ru n g th e bell fo r p ractically
i.OOO services. H e has av erag ed one
-•■ervlce a d ay th ro u g h th e y ear and
th re e tim es on Sunday, m aking an a n
n ual to tal o f 429 services.
In addition to this, S chubert has
ru n g tbe bell th re e tim es a day for
tb e angelus. F o r each service he rings
th e bell tw ice. H e av erag es ringing
tb e bell six tim e s on week d ay s and
nine on S unday. T h erefore In a year,
av erag in g tw enty-five stro k es to tbe
pull for th e 2.340 tim es he ring« the
bell an n u ally , he w ould give tb e bell
50,650 strokes. Now. In each pull he
M a n h a tta n . K a n .—Use of electricity
Jerk s tb e rope fo u r feet, m aking 23I.
on th e farm fo r the sake of couvcu
OOO feet a n n u ally , or 3.988.200 feet, or
lence, sa fe ty o r com fort is urged by Cl 755% miles in seventeen years.
G. M cN air, in stru c to r in electrical eo
gineering In th e K an sas S u ite Agricul
tu ra l college.
P h o to by A m erican P re s s A ssociation.
WIRELESS SICKNESS NOW.
"T w elve y e a rs ago fa rm lighting
YUAN S H I B KAI.
plants w ere a n ovelty: today they are
th e T sin g d y n asty , have been denied. rapidly grow ing in isip iilarity ." snvs T rav elers a t Sea Affected by th e T ele
phone Development.
Mr. McNair.
T be im perial concubine o f tb e late Em
P h ilad elp h ia.—"W ireless n au sea" Is
“ T hey a re usually operated by a gas
peror K w angsu objected. Only four
y ears ago Yuan w as serving tb e T sln g oline engine, b u t in th e e a ste rn states, th e n ew est Illness reported an d has
d y n asty as a m in ister T he boy em
an d especially In th e A ppalachian only com e sin ce th e w ireless telephone
peror w as th en m a s te r o f tb e m an now- m ountains, it is n o t uucotnm on to see w ith Its alm o st u n m easured voltage
president. If be w ere to m a rry Y uan's w a te r pow er used fo r th is purpose. c u rre n t p ro jected through space has
d a u g h te r he would h av e to pay hom age W here th e people have w a te r |x>wer become an esta b lish e d thing. T he dls
covery of th e phenom enon w as the re
to his fath er-in -law . w hich would re th e sto rag e b a tte ry Is not used.
verse tb e lr relative positions q u ite out
"In every s ta te w here fa rm e rs care -n lr o f tra v e le rs on shlplioard b e n m
of harm ony w ith C hinese custom s and a t alt fo r convenience one will find u Ing nntiseated a t sea when th ere was
trad itio n s. It is reported the little em- n u m b er o f lig h tin g plants. Some farm
no |iercepllble dip i<> th e vessels on
l»eror w ill m arry a M auchu princess In ers p refer tb e blaugas, acety len e or w hich they w ere trav eling.
accordan ce w ith th e tra d itio n s o f his gasoline ligh tin g sy stem s, so th a t they
T h e m a tte r w as rep orted to the Aero
d ynasty.
C lub of P en n sy lv an ia, and one of Its
may utilize th e h e a t but th e re is a cor
B ecause of the gen eral belief am ong tain elem ent o f d a n g e r In u sin g these meml>ers w as se n t ntioard a coastw ise
tho low er classes th a t tb e deposed boy system s.
liner to Investigate. W hen th e Infill
em p ero r Is tru ly tb e son o f heaven
“ P la n ts, Including engine, g en erato r.' once liegan to lie felt th e w ireless n|v
m any difficulties m ust be overcom e In b a tte ry a n d sw itch b o ard , can be bought p a ra tu s w as se t an d an extrem ely high
placing a n o th e r em p ero r on th e thro n e for $134 up. Such p lan ts are of very p otential su ch ns is used a t A rlington
w ith o u t g iv in g g re a t offense to bellev
sm all cap acity , will o p erate only a few w as discovered in th e atm osphere.
e rs In th e old C hinese trad itio n s.
d g b ts and m o s t be ch arg ed every d ay .”
T he new em peror m ust get the boy
em peror to tu rn over tb e title o f “e m
p ero r of th e g re a t p u re " a n d th e tr a d i
CANT PROVE HE’S DEAD.
tional im perial seal, w hich has been In
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiii
th e possession of C hinese em[>erors for Will of a Man M isting T w enty-one
FARMERS'
AND HOME-MAKERS' WEEK
th o u san d s o f yenrs.
To aceoinpllsh
Yesire Offered For P robate.
and RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES
th is It Is reported th a t a fte r th e resu lts
D en v er.—For th e first tim e in tbe
J a n u a r y j to 8 , 19 16
of tbe election have been announced I d h istory o f th e D enver county court the
fav o r o f tb e m ouurchy th e p resident will o f a m a n of w hose d e a th th ere Is Live In fo rm a tio n . P ractical H elp for th e H om e
th e F a rm , th e C om m unity.
w ill resign an d offer th e th ro n e to th e
no rec o rd h as been lodged w ith tb e
Convention* of O regon » G re a test I net:'atrip*
boy em p ero r H e in tu rn w ill decline
clerk o f th e court. It may become
C o nferences on O re g o n ’s Most Vital Problem s
tb e honor, bis a d v ise rs urging th a t he
n ecessary to have tb e m aker. George L E C T U R E S - - D E M O N S T R A T I O N S —
is too yonng for such a g re a t responsi
E X H I B I T I O N S —E N T E R T A I N M E N T #
T. S h eets, d eclared legally dead before
bility. T h en tb e d em an d th a t Yuao
Tw o th o u san d people a tte n d e d la st year. It is a
th
e
im
tr
u
m
e
n
t
Is
offered
fo
r
probate.
accep t tb e em p ero rsh ip will be in o r
great place to m ake friends - w ith llse
j
S h eets, a co n tracto r, m ade th e will in
th in k e rs a n d live th o u g h ts, good
der. and he will "u n w illin g ly " ascend
w orkers, au d good w ork.
1803. H e w as th en seventy tw o y ears
tb e th ro n e w ith th e co n sen t o f th e de
old. A y e a r la te r he d isappeared. T he
posed d y n asty .
W IN T ER SH O R T COURSE
To overcom e Y uan's unw illingness fa m ily did n o t know of tb e existence
J a n u a ry to to F e b ru a ry 4 , 19 16
of
t
’hc
will
until
recen
tly
,
when
A
tto
r
v ario u s n ew sp a p e rs a n d bodies th ro u g h
A Practical A g ri c u l t u r a l Course in a Nut Shell.
o u t C hina a re p re p a rin g m em orials en ney E d w in P ark e discovered th e docu
A pplied S c ie n c e in Actual Work of
m e n t In bis safe. P a rk e tu rn e d It over
t h e Fa r m a n d Ho u se h ol d .
tre a tin g him to accep t th e crow n.
Courses in F R U I T R A I S I N G . F A R M CROPS.
F o rm e r E m p ero r P u Yl w ill p resen t ho th e clerk o f th e court.
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F o reig n M in ister Lu C heng H sian g
WED UNDER WRONG NAME.
is to su b m it a p etitio n in b e h a lf o f all
tb e political elem ents.
M cCurday R epented; Ceremony Over
W an g S h lh Chlng. tb e w a r m inister,
Again.
w ill sigm a m em orial from tb e m ili
L am ar, Mo. — An un u su al m arriage
ta r y body.
cerem ony took place here recently
M ilitary G o v ern o r T u a n C hib Kuel
w hen Mr. a n d Mrs. Roy M cCurdey
o f M ok d ea w ill sign o n e from tb e mili w ere m a rrie d fo r tb e second tim e,
ta ry govern o rs o f a ll tb e provinces.
th o u g h th e y nevt»r had been divorced.
W ang K u an w ill su b m it a p etition In
F o u r y e a rs ago M cCurdey cam e to
b e h a lf o f tb e 'M o b a m m e d a n s.
th is .section and. fo r a lark, be says,
O th e r p ro m in e n t C h in ese w ill offer assu m e d th e nam e o f Roy Roach. U n
m em o rials from t!»" (“'T - e T 'd a l bodies, d e r th a t nam e he c o u rte d and wedded
R osa R ector, a L a m a r girl. A sh o rt
e d u c a tio n a l o rg a n iz a tio n s a n d from Tt
•Itue ago he a d m itte d th a t Ills right
bet and M ongolia.
M iss An T sen g S ung, w ho has been n a m e w as M cCurdey. T h e young wo
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only thin« that dove me any good.
They have relieved neuralgia In my
heed In nfteen mlnutea. I have aloo
taken them for rheumatlam. head
ache, peine In tha breaat, toothache,
earache end pain* In the bowele and
llmbe.
I have found nothing to
equal them end they ore all th at Is
claimed for them ."
J. W. HEVOK. Blue Springs, Mo.
A t oil drugglete— 25 d o ia t 28 «onto.
Never told In bulk.
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MILKS MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind.
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GIVEN QUICK RELIEF
Fein leaves almnet
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remedy for Rheuma
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Sciatica, N e u r a lg ia
and kindred troubTee.
It goee right to the
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and pains end makes
life worth living Get
a bottle of "5-Drops'
today. A booklet with
each bottle giro* full
d ir e c tio n * (or not.
Don't delay. Demand
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cept anything also In
piece of IL A ny drag-
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from a drug store send One D ollar to
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Ohio, and « bottle of “5-Drops'' will bo
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