2 Saturday, December 26, 1106 THE FALLS CITY NEW 8. (E lîP Jffa lla (C it y N a n a teach correct speech, l*ut often is FOUR LEGGED GIRL DEAD. hinderance to it. When a man \ £ tr is thinking o f syntax and tryin g LilD* V ir g in ia M c D o n a ld ol V irg in ia H a d F ou r A rm a Alee. to talk at the same time, he's do­ llarrlMouburg, Va.—Viratiti«! Mct>ou- L WOOD A SON, ing too much. There is a collision uM, h 11(11« girl « IIh four logs and four Publishers. that is fatal to either the syntax arm*. who for four years has !>eeu n tilbltod al fairs aud oilier public Kntfml in n n.ml « ia« nail at II« poatoffwv or the thought. places all over the eastern pari o f the •i Balia City. iv u Cmmif. or«*«». uu*i.p the Ad of l'Mi|ii'«a of Mar» h 3, 1879. " I t ’s a m atter o f common obser­ Lulled Slates, died receully at (he TdrphoM Mews Office. 83. vation that the pupil who parses bciiie o f her parents. Mr. and Mrs. Ms non Mi Donald, near l.ebauon Subscription Rates: One year. SI.00; aix month«. and diagrams w ith the greatest church, Shenandoah county. The child ftO centa. three month*. cent», ain*le copy, ft ct». facility in the school room is as was Ore rears one month and nlneleeu A«lvtxtomt Rates l>uptayv lft cent«an toeti likely as not the one that uses the d ais old. She waa sick Just two dare Bu*i*c*h Notice«. % cent» a line. For Bale. Rent. poorest English on the playground. with lonstlltla and membranous croup. When aererai montila old she was K is bailee. Want an«l Tay Entertainment No t ice a, ft tU. a line. Card ol Thank» ftO €ti Legra It doesn’t seem to occur to him taken to Johns Hopkins hospital, Balti­ Notice« lefal rate». that the gram m atical rules have more, where physicians and medical Copy (or utw ada. ami change» »houId be sent any application to his ordinary scientista examined her They decided that It would be Impossible to operate to The News not later than Weduea*lay. speech. Or if it does, he refuses ou tbo child without causing death to make the effo rt to speak cor­ There have been other persona born OFFICIAL DIRECTORY OF FALLS CITY with four legs sad four arms, but rectly. H J. tfillftn. Mayor. they did not live as tong as the little R M. Wonderly. Councilman at-Lar*e "People use language in the Shenandoah girl. They died either at 1‘hillip dottfreid w ay that's naturel to them. The birth or soou thereafter, according to H. C. Brown. C. J Bradley child whose parents speak good | deporta. Councilmen I. G . S in g le t o n . She leaves her |>areuts and three lit English speaks good English him­ tie brothers, aud also a large sum of C. L. Hopkins. R. A Titus. self. The child w ho is accustomed money. Her father Is a farmer. O. E. McPherren, Auditor and Police Judg to bad English at home and among W’alter L. TVwie Jr., t'lty Attorney. Fat Murphy. Marshal and Water sRipt. his playmates may arrive at a CONFUSED BY FINAL “E.” M. L. Thompson. Treasurer fairly correct manner o f speech Dr. F M. Hell"arth. Health Officer. Notified Her Brother Joined Marine The Counn l meets in regular session on the first in the course o f years, through a Corps, She Thought He W a* Dead. M.'nJay mcht of **ch month, at 7 »o'clock, in I grudUfll d ro p p in g o f his errors. I'ortbiud, Or*.—Never baring used the o®oe ol the Fell« City Sew«. ,lua* *n her own spelling o f tbe But that reform is chiefly a mat- word "corpse." Mrs. Marceltne Her S a t u r d a y , D ecember 25, 1915 (te r o f unconscious imitation. main o f Doualdsou. Micb.. was pros- is our environment that forms our (rated with grief upon receipt of an of speech. Only the v e r v exception- nclnl communication announcing the NEWS AND COMMENT . , j . fact that her brother. Joseph Ell Jolli- al child, who is a precocious p rig oouer> haJ Jolned the tnlled state* instead o f an ordinary human lie- marine corps and bad named her as CONSCRIPTION ing, retorm s his speech hv rules next o f kin to be uottried In case o f Independence, Or., Dec. 18.— death. taken out o f a book. " I f my brother Is a corps of w hat did i To the Editor o f The Journal—I "T h e personal example o f teach­ he die?" she wrote to Captain H. T. I see in The Journal o f December ers has fa r more to do with shap­ Swain. In charge o f the local recruiting station o f tbe United Stales matin» 13 where Honorable George E. ing the spee h o f their pupils than corps, who bad enlisted tbe man and Chamberlain, senator o f Oregon, the book o f gram m ar they teach. was responsible for tbe nottOcation has introduced, or is going to in Tbe recruiting officer by return mall j And the gram m atical rebel who bade the sorrowing sister cease mourn troduce a bill o f conscription, forc­ shocked the English teaehers at lug and assured ber tbat tbe "corps" to ! ing into service males from the Chicago was probably right in which ber brother had lately atlacbed i age o f 12 years to 23 years. I himself was tbe "Uvcst" kind o f an saying that reading aloud does in­ organization. don't suppose the honorable sena finitely more good than form al in­ tor from Oregon has any boys o f struction in grammar. his own eligible fo r service, to " A certain amount o f gram m at­ practice the “ gen tle" art o f dodg ical instruction must be given, ing bullets at $15 a month: how­ h w e v e r . But educators seem to ever, i f he has, fortune has smiled overdo it, and expect impossibili­ upon him sufficiently to enable him ties o f it.—Salem Statesman. to dig up the required sum o f money which would keep his boy out o f the trenches. L et us pause ( i and consider the cause o f the poor working man’s son. They all would have to go, being unable to! Dallas Citizens Prepares Against That Winslow, III.— From a well dressed banker to a day laborer In overalls Is Awful Day. furnish the amount required to the transition o f J. Bradley Fuller, j escape the disagreeable task o f who, with his sisters owned and op- sending some other poor working- j A ccording to the Polk County erated tbe private bank o f Fuller & | man’s son into eternity, or else O bserver the citizens o f Dallas, Sou at Winslow. Necessity forced tbe former banker to obtain means o f sup | facin g the iron storm o f cannon who fe el the need o f a little port. and machine gun fire and dying I "go od ch eer” are providing fo r Tbe only occupation available was upon the sodden slopes o f some the em ergencies o f the coming tbat o f helping manufacture concrete a prorcM tcm al d a rt* Go Home For Christmas 21 I'll YSICIAM F. M . H E L L W A R T H FUYHICIAN AND HUKUKON Oflica one door east of P, O. •MBc* and E holiday» w ill soon be T H here. The tim e o f hup» CHIROPRACTIC will b* *1 Falla n*T Haiti MONDAY. WKl'NMDAY *JM FRIDAY Attvriuii'i» I n li l e k . S u 0 tn c 0 0 C a t t o A re available fo r the holidays. On sale between all Southern Pacific stations in Oregon Dec. 17. 18. 22, 23. 24. 25. 31 and Jan. t. Return limit Jan. 4. From Oregon to California points on sale Dec. 22,23,24,25, 30, 31. Jan. 1st. Return limit J a n .3d. IIO T K L f a l l s ff itç I jo t e l Sámete Neeme ■ e e l AoeemmeOetlens F. Oreee*. F r*« rle le r hahi . kh favorable to the administration has constantly assured the people of, then w hy arm the young men o f the nation with the weapons o f murder and teach them the art o f prowling around along ditches and fence corners with a view o f kill­ ing in cold blood some unsuspect- ing young fellow who hasn’t ever done him any harm in all the w orld’ Thp « spp I , ., ej, trust heads, a so ne manufacturers o f all this p a ra p h ern a h a o fd e^ h should Th e fo llow in g councilmen w ere be herded at once fo r the trenphcc L . „ „ T1 . tn i i ' . r * it present; H en ry Brown, R . A. i t - pe. L et them learn th eltu e, C. J. Bradley, and I. G. Sing- real conditions o f war. Push them |e ton, and A u d itor M cPherren. oiv\ar o the flaming cannon’s A ttorn ey Tooze was absent but mout , so t at i f they ever live to had instructed the council that it come ack to the land of the free would be necessary to draw a , ey ^ d pause ere they lend w arrant on the general fund to emse ves to the idea o f arm ing pay the purchase price o f lots our boys fo r the slaughter, so that sold at Dallas Tuesday Decern- rJw r ir . T bt broui 1 bcr.u on ,idin‘iue"‘ asse8sments . , Let the gunmakers, the powdermakers and the preachers who preach w ar be hurried into the w a r’s reality. The son o f the aristoei at should Hio- » . „ . „ l , trenches aiongciae the son o f the soil, Money should never be able to let him e s c a n e th e » n n d i t i « , « .. nil. r i i . T J h!l ‘USELESS GRAMMAR" common fund, The report o f tbe auditing board, of which D. F. Graham, president o f tbe First National bank o f Freeport Is chairman, shows that tbe liabilities of the Winslow bank are $168,647. while the assets are $120,035. On tbls basis depositors will receive about 70 cents The auditor assumed od the dollar. that the asscta credited to a furniture and also to pay the recording fee depreciate. tor the deeds o f the same, which -------------------- was done. W IF E SA V ED HIM. Th e extension o f the w ater --------T , Rode 300 Mile* With Baby on Pony to line to le a l creek came up fo r Pi..d For H.r Hu.b.nd, discussion, and it was?stated that Salem, O re.-T h e hardships o f a 300 Judge Teal had offered to izra n t m,le hor8eback tr|P njad,-> by Mr* Wal •« .C,ty .t0 the.*:*«ht lay K money o f his class is able to bring pipeline over his land in consider- about in all countries. Beneath ation that the city exem pt him al w ars is the greed fo r gain. In from the paym ent o f certain all w ars the poor man is the loser street assessments, aproxim ately ev e ry time, and yet through all $60. and an additional sum o f w ars o f all time he has made the |$50. It was suggested that the costliest sacrifice fo r his country. pipeline could be laid up the bed C. L. COOPER f“ mlly tbelr reduced cln um- Stances pbUosopbically, all seeking em- pioyment in order to contribute to the I o f the creek and save the expense. The m anager o f the electric I light company registered a kick on account o f the light bill hav- According to a speaker who ad- ' nK been cut f rom to $41 fo r dressed the National Council 0f tbt' month ° f O ctober on account Teachers o f English in Chicago re-1 °F Poor lights. Th e council r e ­ cently, gram m ar is an almost use - 1 fused to re-open the m a tter and less study, and the time given to Ma' d over until such a tim e as it in the public scools is almost I M ayor could be present, Felle C ity, O regen* * h m yee cat |ct a Skavt, lair Cat, lath ar ‘Sklat* Atra! far Dallai Urtai L«««dry S O U T H E R N PACIFIC Bund!*« forward«! 1u*adt)r *v*nlu( John M. Scott, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon. MoNt'MKNTH HI piericanßoy -— , T h e SAFE b o ys’ magazine l*r»7tf »omni wooihi »(« i«ite » 'o n ly a yea r heâ!i!ifhit>riiQ(ood" il A H N '« f o ra n li n _____ o t a i hi* r»(w iB *r. H * « u a a fu ll IH fictaN plrttir*«*. nw'i '-!•«. fuller Mi. 54 to bj p.ig <« nvnrjr oonth. Munir. inapt ring «t» «* >1 Tota. 0*$r- S w holly wasted. j The council adjourned ‘Gram m ar not only does not Monday, Decem ber 27. until Kendalvlll^, Ind.—Thirty five young bachelor« o f thl* city have organized the Anti-girl club T o be caught tak­ ing a young woman to a theater. dan»o or other «octal function or home from church or even to make n social call will cost the member $5. The "blita cost o f entertainment" Is given a « tbe cause for organizing. G. L. H A W K I N S M A R B L E A N D G R A N IT E MONUMENTS D e lla «, Oregen ri'NKHAI. D 1 KKCTOK R. L C H A P M A N Funeral Directo» We e tte*» le all werfe erempMy. Delle. mmA Fell. City. Or •ai.. . iavonf ions au! N* to ral A ' o im o k Read by 500,000 b o y s MW* nitorud by Iheli parent« Subscriptions Received at this Office. TLhc O re g o n C . W . M a t t h e w s , R r e e r le t e r Prinler's Ink to Make You Think By HOLLAND. IL L IO N S o f dollars are spent In this country every year to promote think­ ing You are Induced to tbluk on all sort* o f subject» at a vast exiiendltzire of mon ey. Some com eras want you to think about clothes, others want you to study the ques­ tion o f breakfast foods, while others want you to Investi­ gate the care of tbe teeth arid think what sort o f paste, pow­ der or liquid wash Is best for preserving them. Advertising la tbe method by which these men are In­ ducing you to think They know that If you begin to think you will Insist on tbe best, and each advertiser knows that bis goods imssess . real merit. 11» knows It would not pay him to adver­ tise something that would not stand the hard test o f actual use. If yon will do the thinking tbe aim of tbe advertiser baa been achieved, for you will In time try hla goods That la all he wunta -Just a trial. He will then depend on the goods to make a favorable Impres­ sion. Advertising merely In terests-m akes you think. M ter (Jutck and baby o f I^ikevlew over mounlalnous r ,U t o plead for the re. T H E R E IS FOOD FOR tease o f ber husband from tbe state T H O U G H T IN OUR prlaon were not without avail, tbe state parole board deciding to recommend to A D V E R T IS IN G COLUMNS tbe government tbat Quick be paroled. Quick w ill be confronted with the problem o f reaching his home when Governor Wlthycombe orders his re­ lease. H e has a homestead near Lake- "D IC K ” MADISON DEAD. view, 300 mtlea from Salem, and hla only means o f transportation Is the D. A . Madison, who was in busi­ pony on which his w ife and baby made ness in this city and Falls City a tbe long trip here. Quick was sent to prison for tbe theft fe w years ago, died at Independ­ of a sack o f oats and a box o f shotgun shells. ence last Thursday, December A n t i-g ir l C lu b Formed. «nope Bohle’s Barber Shops Ask the local agent for fares, train service and other information, or w rite When Bank Failed He Was HOW DRY I AM” Glad to 6et Strenuous Job. blocks. He is paid $2 a day for ten | hours and la docked for every hour In which be la not occupied. Upon the recent - return, of FuUer let. tom orrow . provide fo r its e lf- ^ *s P °ssible that the drouth from the east, his departure taking place Just one week prior to tbe fail­ w i" not be so * reat as is Predict- ure o f tbe bank, be was on the verge ed‘ There are ways o f Settin * o f nervous prostraUon. The sympathy I o f his friends assisted in restoring bis j booze that tbe unsofisticated Ore- nerves to their normal condition, and p0n prohi has never le a r n e d of. he announced bis willingness to take any kind of work which afforded him­ self and his fam ily a living. COUNCIL MEETING A fte r seeking in vain for some oc­ T he city council met in ad- cupation more remunerative and with journea session Monday nitrht less physical labor Involved, be went J „ session M onaay nigni t0 work wlth the concre(e Br brm and with R. M . W onderly presiding expects to remain there until seme- ¡n the absence o f M ayor Griffin thing more inviting develops His Ol*|on D R . W . L . H o llo w a y Low Holiday Fares ONCE BANKER, FULLER IS NOW DAY LABORER foreign battle field. I f there isn’t |y e a r • ‘ Lay not UP treasures for any danger o f w ar, as the press y ° urselves on ea rth ,” but rather Fell« cuy, i'll I H nl'NACTIO piuces and cheer. Your 1 rieiula w ill lie expectin g you to conic home, So will mother, father, sister or brother. • tiuu HraLlvhc* I m 'llU >*«<> STORM DOES OAMAOE Report« from various section« of the coast indicates that the siorm the first ol the week has done con­ siderable damage. It is reported that IninislideR and fallen trees has blocked tli» logging roads in many places. The high water lieic swept aw.iv part o f the electric light co.'s dam, but that was expected as the part washed out was only a tempo­ rary affair. The fool bridge on Third street war considered unsafe I I'uceday nigbt and danger signals ivere plac'd at each end of the j bridge. The "wharf’’ in front of Breiitners stori was dislocated and | an appeal to th» ‘ ‘ Bar and (Hand - | spike) Harbor commission will be made. Ihr Rov Irl R Hicks 1916 Almanac. I he Rev. Irl R. Hicks 1916 Al- | manac is by far the finest, largest ; and best ever before printed. The I Hicks storm ajid weather fore­ casts for 1915 again have proven their truth and value, and this ; i splendid Almanac for 1916 should find its w ay straight into every home and office in America. The Rev. Irl R. Hicks Magazine, W ord and Works, and his unique A l­ manac should always go together, T R Y O U R C H R IS T M A S | both for only one dollar a year, j The Almanac alone is 35c, prepaid. Send to Word and W orks Publish­ ing Company, 3401 Franklin A ve., St. Ixiuis, Mo. CANDY HARRINGTON Get your butter wrappers print* ed at the Narra office. Attorney General G regory has rendered an opinion that the or­ ganization o f the Federal Reserve Bank districts is not reviewable. The law says it is not review able "excep t by the reserve board." Which is to govern? The law or 16th. He was buried there on Mr. G regory's opinion? Saturday. Mr. Madison w a s about 47 years old and is survived by his widow and a son, H arry, both living in Independence. His extra death was due to lung trouHle, from which he had been a sufferer Have fo r some tim e.—Item izer. Correspondents wanted In evei neighborhood in this section of tl country. The Womans World, Farm ar Home, Homo Life, Household an the News one year for $1.18. TGood house for sale in Fal City, part time. Enquire at Ne» The fact is, the magazines we office. sell with The New* for 18 cents Do you like to read good storic represents the biggest read­ so take advantage of our clu ing value ever offered the pntlic. l If ing in this issue of the papt you tent us your older? If Read offer it. It is on page 4. send it today.