% H o t tH # B « » t in ( h a W o r ld , T H E B IS T In P o lk VOL. XII C o u n ty FALLS CITY NEWS HAPPENINGS OF THE WEEK { F A L L S C IT Y Laugh, and (ha Warld Laucha WRh You: Waaa. and You Waap Alano O R E G O N . S A T U R D A Y . D E C E M B E R 26, 1915 W ill N O T D ISAV O W No. 17. HOW THE LOCOMOTIVE ENGINEER LOOKS AT THE AUTO. "You don’t realize what a ner­ vous strain you are putting on a Germany Accutei Administration of man in the cab," said a Sduthern Pacific locomotive engineer the Making MuoH Holio of Allogod Told by Exchanges, Reporters and Gleaned From other day to an Ashland automo Plots for Polltiol Effect bile driver, "when you dash up Other Reliable Sources. toward a crossing just ahead of By John Cftllahftii Mhi train. There he is in his cab Washington Dec. 20 Foreign his with the government of the United and he knows that he can’t stop A U S T R IA SEN D S Ambassadors in Washington ac­ his engine. States. There vuu are in your quainted with the temper of Aus­ S H A R P N O T E It must, however, in the first tria-Hungary in connection with auto speeding toward the crossing place, raise the question why that the Ancona affair have cabled just ahead. You probably know Washington, Dec. 18. The of­ government failed to give juridical their resi'ective M i.i.ter, fol. timt you >re gei„e to stop joet . t ficial text of Austria’» reply to the reasons for the demands set forth ‘ raek “ nJ *» * “f American note on the Ancona, in its note with reference to the Foreign Affair, that they expect and laugh ” f **“ at him. He doesn’t. broken diplomatic relations be­ made public here today, reveal» s|>ecial circumstances of the incri­ He doesn’t know you even that the Vienna government de­ minating events upon which it it­ tween that government and the seethe train. He that doesn’t know nies that the views presented by self lays stress and why in lieu United States. but w hat you are going to try the United States, even if correct, thereof it refused an exchange of This fact shows more clearly dash^cross ahead of him. It’s to a warrant the blame for the disas­ correspondence which it has con­ than anything else how serious is maybe to you. To him it’s a ter being placed upon the com­ ducted with another government the situation provoked by the de­ joke few seconds most intense mands made by President Wilson agony. Why of do the mander of the submarine. in other cases. you do When The reply denies also that blame Authentic Knowledge Lacking on the government of Emperor you see a train coming it? and know can be placed upon the Austro- The imperial and royal govern­ Franz Josef. that you can’t make the crossing Is Predicted. Hungariun government even if "a don’t even intend to try to is the less able to follow the One of Refusal the diplomatic authori­ and most rigorous legal construction ment make it—why don’t you slow dow n cabinet on this un­ ties with whom 1 talked today, an were applied to the judgment of Washington and give the engineer the assur­ usual path, since it by no means agent who knows what has hap­ the case.” ance that his train is not about to Itossesses authentic knowledge of pened and w'ho has been in re­ The full text of Austria’s reply all hurl vou into eternity?” the pertinent correspondence ceipt of official messages dealing to the American note on the sink­ of the ‘‘I never thought of it in that of the U nited with the subject, made the fol­ ing of the Italian liner Ancona, as States, government light,” said the auto man. “I nor is it of the opinion that lowing prediction: made public today by the state such knowledge guess we do those things in a might be sufficient ‘‘Austria-Hungary will never , department, follows: I can tell for it in the present case, which break off relation, with the Unied de':llt,\ I’m never you "American Embassy, Vienna, insofar go- as it is informed, is in es­ States. She will reply courteously ln*' douK Dec. 15,1915. —Secretary of State, sential points another nature to the second note. She may of- to. '-arrow up another en Washington; Following note re­ than the case or of cases to which fer indemnity for the American 3 ®er3es; ceived from minister of foreign the government of the United I wish they’d all quit it," said lives lost, but she will not de­ affairs at noon today: the railroad man. “ It happens a States seems to allude. The im- nounce as illegal and reprehen- Language It Highfalutin'. jterial and royal government may sible’the destruction of the An­ dozen times a day. "In reply to the much esteemed therefore leave it to the Washing­ and she will not punish the note No. 4167 which his excellency. ton cabinet to formulate the par­ cona, submarine commander who sank “ THE LO ST EV E” Mr. Frederic Courtland Penfield, ticular points of law against which Washington, Dec. — : Ef f or t s ambassador extraordinary and the commanding officer of the sub­ the ship Result Depends On Wilson. made to locate the descendants to plenipotentiary of the United marine is alleged to have offended “What will happen?” 1 asked- learn what finally became of Pri- States of America, directed to him on the occasion of the sinking of “That will depend upon the vate Adam N. Eve, United States in the name of the American gov­ the Ancona. President of the United States. Marine Corps, who deserted Jan- ernment under date of the 9th The government of the United His demands having been rejec- uary 13, 1811, from the command inst. in the matter of the sinking States has also seen fit to refer to ted, I assume he will have re- 0f Captain Anthony at Phil- of the Italian steamer Ancona, the the attitude which the Berlin cab­ course to the only remedy he has adelphia, Pa., have Gale so far been undersigned, preliminary to a inet assumed in the above men­ withdrawal of your ambassador unavailing. thorough meritorious treatment of tioned correspondence. The im­ the demand, has the honor to ob­ perial and royal government finds from Vienna and dismissal of the "Probably beat it back to the serve that the sharnness with in the much esteemed note no in­ Austro-Hungarian diplomatic and Garden of Eden," facetiously which the government of the Uni­ dication whatever of the intent to counsular officers in this count- wrote an Ohio eve. "Still raising Cain somewhere, ted States considers it necessary which this reference was made. ry.” “What will be the effect?" no doubt,” replied a member of to blame the commanding officer Precedent Hot Accepted, “Austria-Hungary will be un- the Texas branch who also dis- of the submarine concerned in the Should, however, the govern­ hampered in the future by the claimed kinship with the original affair, and the firmness in which ment of the United States thereby necessity of considering the Uni- Adam. the demands addressed to the im­ have intended to express an opin­ ted States. Her submarines will perial and royal governments ap­ ion to the effect that a prejudice be free to operate against any “Growing apples in Oregon. I pear to be expressed might well of whatever natured existed for ship Hying the flag of her en­ know him well,” was the response from another Eve who was pro- have warranted the expectation the imperial and royal govern­ emies." ably mistaken. that the government of the United ment, with respect to the jurisdic­ "And if any more Americans And now. the government agents States should precisely specify the tional consideration of the affair are killed or drowned?" directing the search, are of the actual circumstances of the affair in question, this government must, The diplomat shrugged bis opinion that certain points in the upon which it bases its ease. in order to preclude possible mis­ interrupted military career of Pri- shoulders. As is not difficult to perceive, understandings, declare that as a "Thon it is for the United States Vate Adam N. Eve, United the presentation of the facts in the matter of course it reserves to it­ to determine whether it will order Marine Corps, must remain States for- case in the aforesaid npte leaves self full freedom of maintaining Americans to keep off enemy ever cloaked in mystery, room for many doubts and even if own legal views in the discuss­ vessals plying in the Mediter- --------------------- this presentation was correct in its ion of the case of the Ancona. ranean or to seek to enforce their all points and the most rigorous In having the honor to have re­ rights to travel on them by dis­ DALLAS CLUB PLANS FEAST legal conception were applied to course to the kindness of his ex­ patching warships to take part the judgment of the case, it does cellency, Election of Officers to B e Hold by the ambassador of the in the war." not in any way sufficiently war­ United States Commercial Organization. of America, with Gorman Situation Worse. rant attaching blame to the com­ the most respectful request to be The situation between the Uni­ Dallas, Or.. Dec. 21.—As a manding officer of the war vessel good enough to communicate the ted States’ and Austria-Hungary means of instilling interest in the or to the imperial and royal gov­ foregoing to the American govern­ in the annual meet­ is not only tense, but that be- membership ernment. ment, and on this occasion to state ! tween ing, the Dallas Commercial Club the United States and Ger- that the imperial and royal gov­ many has W it n e a o s a R o t D e a ig n a t a d . , , , , „ „„„„I,, will hold a banquet the first elec_ of become bad as a result the year when the annua, in no less degree than The government of the United ernment, American government and of the Ancona, as well as preced- tjon 0f officers will take place, States has also failed to designate the under all circumstancse, most sin­ i ing incidents. It now can be and plans will be adopted for the the persons upon whose testimony cerely deplores the fate of the in­ said positively that Count Von ensuing year. nocent victims of the incident in Bernstorff, the German Ambas­ Among the most important it relies and to whom it apparent­ question, undersigned at the sador, is unable to obtain any things accomplished by the local ly believes it may attribute a same time the avails of this club during the past two years higher degree of credibility than opportunity to renew himself further concessions from Berlin the express­ was the permanent establishment the commander of the imperial ion of his most distinguished con­ with reference to the Lusitania. of a county fair organization with and royal fleet. The note also sideration to his excellency, the The German government feels fair grounds of its own. The of­ of the club expect to de­ fails to give any information what­ ambassador. in attempting to jerk Aus­ ficials — Penfield, that velop a new era of progress in soever as to the number of names tria-Hungary up with a round this section next year. —Burian. and more precise fate of the turn the United State was realy American citizens who were on agannst it. The state­ EXPOSITION CONTINUED board the same steamer at the cri­ CALLS WAR TRADE SHAMELESS moving ment is made that Germany holds Official announcement has been tical moment. London, Dec. 20. — "American that Captain Boy-ed and Captain made that the Panama California However, in view of the fact trade in war munitions is shame­ Von Papen the German naval Exposition, San Diego^will be con tinued during 1916. The Exposi­ that the Washington cabinet has less. I would rather live in the and military attaches, were dis­ tion in 1916 we understand will be now made a positive statement to poor house than earn a penny in missed on false evidence. Fur­ bigger and better than in 1915, as ther, it is asse rted, reports of Ger­ many prominent the effect that citizens of the Uni­ this industry." exhibitors at the plots in the United States, Panama Pacific Exposition ted States of America came to These sentiments were express­ man Sar which wera emphatically denied Francisco are moving theis in exhib­ grief in the incident in question, ed by Henry Ford on arrival in today, are regarded as having its to San Diego. the imperial and royal government Christiana, according to an Ex­ been inspired! by the Washington John M. Scott is in principle ready to enter into change Telegraph dispatch from Administration for political ef- General Passenger Agent. an exchange of vjews in the affair Copenhagen received here today. ' feet. SINKING T H E A N C O N A May the New Year be one of prosperity and happiness. Thanking you for favors shown in the year now nearing an end and soliciting a continuance of your valued pa­ tronage which we shall endeavor to merit. Here’s wishing you a very Merry Christmas and may the New Year bring greater returns than the one just past. FALLS CITY NEW S