Slittini»?, December I, 1 litri p r o fe s io n a l lia r te JOY IN IMPERIAL HOME. Copy for new ads. andchanL lo The New* not later thaw Wi OFFICIAL DIEFCTORY OF FALL* CITY H J. C.itmn, Mayor. R M. Wonderly, ' oun<'Uro«n at luirge Phillip «lottfreid H. C. Brown. c .). Bnttij C o q m U b « b I. G. Singleton. C. L. Hopkins, R. A. Titus. C. E. MePherren, Auditor and Polieo Judf Walter L. T o«re Jr.. City Attorney. Pat Murphy. Marshal and Water 9upt. M. L. Thompson. Treasurer Dr. F. M Hellwarth. Health Ofleer. Th«Council meets in regular session on the first Monday night of each month, at 7 30 o'clock. In the office of the Falls City*News. S a t u r d a y , D ecem ber 4. 1915 And Hi* Centrala Ars ths Ktisvss In lìtrniftn Dceks ol Carda. Berilli. - Gri man* uow play skut uud gl Iter tu votile vani gaiues wlth pie tuies of Vou llludeuburg mal olher popolar leuderi lu thè wur Insiemi of thè couysntlouul klugs, qtiveus unii kuuves, says un urtlcle III thè Berlltier Tugeblutt. The wrtter of thè urtlcle. after culllug nlteutlon to thè wlde- spic.nl populurlty of sudi decke of i urti-, suggesta thut Gennai) be sii I m II tuted for l'reneh In thè cipressino* used In cimi game*, tlltultuitlng word* llke ", urenti." “ coeur." “ piqué" sud "tretle." The ii«iv wur curda tinte u plcture of thè Kaiser Insiemi of thè usuai acca, n lille thè tour klugs nre thè klngu of Un vaila, Saxouy and Wurteuiburg. uud thè lìtui»! Duke of Badett The kuuves are repressi!ted by Herman leader*, nini sveli curde llke thè tcn bave plctures of uotables lu thè wur Ainong thè meli whose plctures now figure In curd guiues »re Coutil Zep­ pelin, Adattai vou Ttrplta. Chaticellor volt Ilei binami llollweg. Captala Wsd dlngeu. Brince Bupprocbt of ItHvurla. Ueuertil ìon Falkenbuyo uud Utueral vou Kluck F u r Which Waft Held In Cloaa In­ v. Irl U. llicks 1916 A1-’ timacies of Court Circloa That 8ha s tit FRUIT RU is ING, FJ ARM CROPS manac is by far the finest, largest tw liM SOtl.S STOCK »/\I$1NG DA \IK\ WORK Wai Drifting Into Hopoloaa Insanity . m ini ;. co<»k POP L TRY K AIM JO. H AKHKN____ .______ and l>est ever before printed. The Nov* Dupellftd— Hor Two Daughters ING Mi W ING »IJU SKHOI.D AK TS. HOMt Nt’RSING. HI’S I n KSS MKVII o DS. RO\l> Also Ara Activaly Engagad. Hieks storm and weather fore­ Rl’II.DING HARJU KNGINhhRtN«. Rl’RAI o r g a n i s a t i o n s m a r k !-: t i n g . casts for 1915 a train have proven I’etrograd.— If the war hint brought Cuiics»W*J»»dcnctr io u t* r* W ithout T uition their truth and value, and this V ixprit In stru c tio n tit Muoic. unspeakable horror to the Russluu peo­ K« dtw t'i railroad rate«. splendid Almanac for 1916 should P ot program write to The College Exchange, Oregon ple It has also brought cumfort lo the kgrtcultunl College. CooaliU. Ow 1-1 U» f-1) imperial household o f the czar, l'rlor find its way straight into every to the war It was no secret that the home and office in America. The | czarlua suffered from u marked form Rev. Irl R. Hicks Magazine, Word of meluucholla with other mental pe­ culiarities. The fear wus held la the and Works, and his unique A l­ -lose Intimacies o f court circles thut manac should always go together. | HALF SOVEREIGNS MAY GO. she w as drifting Into hopeless luauulty. both for only one dollar a year. I But since the czarina and her two daughters, the Urautl Duchess Olga Heavy Wastsgs on Coin Poinlsd Out by • The Almanac alone is35e. prepaid, j Economists. and the Grnml Duchess Tatiana, have Send to Word and Works Publish Umdon. It was In the year IHIt) entered actively Into their work as ing Company, 3401 Franklin Ave.. Bed Cross nurses the word has goue that the authorities ut the uilut resole- 1 throughout all the Itusslas that the , to discontinue (ho use of the gulueu St. Louis, Mo. GIVES HIS WANT AD. BRIDE $300,000 CASH NEWS AND COMMENT ENTERTAINMENT FOR EVERYBODY Aged Man Wins Georgia Wifa, Twenty-eight, liy Thai Gourse People hu\e a thousand and one CANAL MAY NOT BE Atlautu, bn.—William II. Durden of way o f amusu g the i s in 1 1 e OPEN UNTIL SPRING summer tim e, hut as w inter ap­ New York, who was mnrrled here re­ cently to Miss Lulu Douglas Thomson, proaches, w ill mental sickness of the czarina has been cured. To her constuut hih I »elf sacrificing labors In the court hospital ut Tsars- koe Selo, the village where the famous its Irng eve' iogs. won his bride by menus of it want ad vertlsemeut. Mr. Burden Is seventy-ala years old. Ue has been a widower for several years and has adult grandchildreu The bride is twenty-eight years old. It San Francisco, Cal., Dec. 1.— your fa m ily with a sufficient Is generally reported that Mr. Burden settled $o00,000 on her Just before the “ A t Panama the general opinion amount o f reading m atter, so that wedding ceremony. is strong that the canal blockade >>n rf member of the fa m ily may The bride Ls a niece of the late W. will not be lifted by General Goe- nave som ething useful and inlet- S. Thomson of Atlauta and of Mrs. Leouldas F. Scott of Decatur, with thals until next spring,” said -st ing to rend. whom she has made her home since Dr. W. W. Braith svaite here to­ I.o k over the club of inag.tgl childhood. She got n substantial estate day. advertised on png- 4 d ibis paper, after her parents died, but most of Dr. Braithwaite has just arriv­ there i s » IliHg izi lie for everv nielli this was spent on her art studies in Philadelphia, and she recently began ed from the isthmus, accompan­ b- r o f ilie fann y You are doubt­ to consider earning a livelihood by bc-r ied by Dr. J. W. McLean. less already f.m ilia r with the-e own efforts. A girl friend in Georgia ran across The former has charge o f the popular publications. 1'hey con­ an advertisement which appeared to hospital at Ancon and is connect­ tain bright, interesting stories, ai- ask for a companion. The friend an­ ed with the United States health ticles on f s .ion, music and art, swered It, but after a letter or two was told that she “ did not suit.” service. photographs o f the big events hi "You try it, Lulu," the friend aug The slides in Culebra cut are all parts of the woi Id and practical gested. So Miss Thomson wrote to the enormous,” continued Dr. Braith­ helps and suggestions ou every advertiser, received a paper with ques­ tions to be answered, filled them out waite. phase of daily life and returned the paper. Apparently “ H alf a mile back on the other The four magazines come to you she "did suit,” for the next mall side o f the canal, the ground is m onthly for a whole year. You brought a letter from Mr. Burden, who badly torn and cracked. The im­ will learn to look forward to these had been the anonymous advertiser. Mr. Burden came to Atlanta and mense pressure forced the dirt m onthly visits and their arrival pushed his suit so successfully that be up through the canal oottom.” w ill be bright spots throughout the won Miss Thomson. The marriage, coming year. S-nd us your order however, was opposed by Mr. Burden's children uud grandchildren, who live Do it before you forget In Macon, Ga.. from which city Bur­ “ I did not raise my boy to be a nid v soldier” is hurled with much about it. I lie , xtra cost is so lillle den went to New York several years venom at those who do not glory that u is liurdli wm tli considering ago. The first news of Mr. Burdcu's in •‘ D i) IT N O W .” in war. It is not those who tended marriage which reached the ♦ —♦ ♦ to to........ - ears of his relatives In Macon, a friend clamor for war the loudest who Bull Attacks Pastor Piety. of the family said, was tlnH the aged carry the flag inio the enemies Wabash. Ind.—The Itev. Samuel f’te man went to his bank in New York country; it is not always the ry. need sixty-two. pastor of a Disci and drew out 9300.000 In cash, tu-ked trained soldier who leads to vic­ pies of riirist church in the southern It Into a gripsack aud left for Atlanta part of the county, was seriously in Mr. Burden's children came to At tory. A t the first battle o f Bull jnred when lie was attacked by a bull lanta »from Macou and tried to stop Run the regular soldiers were Piety had smic into a liaru on a the marriage, even begging Mi s Thom whipped to a frazzle and did not frl n l's farm, when lie was uffticked son not to wed the aged man Both by the animal He was thrown almost stop running until they had put a-mss the bam and then trampled l»e Mr. Burden and Miss Thomson, how­ ever, Insisted that their marriage con­ twenty-eight miles between them fore bis cries for help brought a p-'sser cerned only themselves. After the by. who seized a pitchfork and drove and the squirrel rifles o f the ceremony the couple left for New the hull away. Piety suffered two tiro Y'ork, where they will live. rebels It was the untrained vol­ ken ribs mid 8 fractured collarbone. f Doctor Returning From Panama Says everybody read* more or less. Opinion Is General That Months You do a little V i- lt 11 g. hut Hi"st Will Be Required to Remove Block­ of your evenings are spent at horns, ade and it is a wise tilin g to previd* unteer taken from the field, the shop and the office who did the fighting in that war. Men who were fighting for their country, not driven as fat cattle to slaugh­ ter. It is well enough to have a respectable standing army, we presume, else how would some of the army snobs survive? But come to real war the man from the plow, the shop and even the corner loafer will enthuse and can be trusted to save the coun- ti without the necessity o f all this great war talk and extensive preparation. MILL MAY START MARCH 1st From reports, more or less re­ liable, perhaps, it is believed that the mill at this place will resume operations the first o f March. The report is that the Falls City Lumber company will put men to work in the woods in February and that the mill will be ready the first ot March. While there is nothing absolutely certain that the report is correct, it is fairly reliable and from the reported revival in the lumber industry on the Coast it is reasonable to ex­ pect that the mill corrqany w ill; get busy. However, a might be well to add that the residents o f this city are not unduly excited over the report, burned no bon fires nor sent any “ glowing re ports to the Oregonian,” Round T r ip WEEK END FARES to Portland and S a le m On S a le Saturday and Sunday re tu rn lim it MONDAY Falls City to Portland a n d re tu rn $ 3.10 Every Saturday and Sunday low round trip rate tickets are on sale to Portland and Salem. Tickets to Portland are good via Whlteson and Newberg or Hillsboro or via Salem. The return limit is Monday. If you wish further informa­ tion ask the local agent. SO U TH ER N PACIFIC John M. Scott, General Patscnt‘ep Agent, Portland, Oregon. / ami the half guinea, which were re- plai cil by Jhe sovereign uud the half sovereign. Now- It Is the turn of the half uover- eUn In bo scrapped. Economists point out that the wastage on the smaller gold coin In circulation ls much great­ er thnu on the sovereign, owing to Ihe huger surface exposed In proportion lo the value Everything possible bus been dune to reduce the loss from wear and tear aud to Inc reuse the du- lability of the coins, but the half sorer- •Ign btlll wears badly and Is said to chip eustly. And uow thut "Bradbury's” (oue pound notes, so culled from Ilio signa­ ture of the secretary of the treasury which they bear), uud plukuns (10 shil­ ling untesi are part of British everydoy life the abolition of the hulf sovereign bus many advocates. 1 - I I Y S K I A N F. M. HELLWARTH I’ llY 81 CIAN AND BUROKON 11 Ili ch (ilio door east o l P. O. (imo sud pi gag fall* City, K vftldtiicft I h o n « doli (In g io i CHIROI’ HACTK’ DR. W» L. Holloway CHIROPRACTIC W i|lb«,st r a il* c ity Hulftl M O N P A Y. W R o N KH U A Y a n u m i l 'A V A llrrn n o n t Iftcb W»«k. S u 0 tn c 0 0 (Ia tO o turriti. j f a lls C it y Ib o t c l S a m p le R e a m e Beut A e e o m modulions f . Orosus. Proprietor HA 1 ( 1 .t u » n o m Bohle’s Barber Shops fa lls City, Oregon Where you u a get * Skirt. Is lr Cat. lath *r T k lst' Alesi 1er Dallas lltam Liundry Hu utile» forw*r«!«d lu M tliy evening MOfUTMKNTH G. L. H A W K I N S M A R B LE A N D G R A N IT E MONUMENTS D allas, Oregon rt'NKHAI. DIRECTOR R. L. CHAPMAN Fu n tral D inctot Ws ftttftftd to all wsrfc promptly. Dalla* a a l ta ll. City, Or RAISING GOLDFISH NO JOB FOR A LAZY MAN Photo by Am erican Press Association Topeka Citizen Makes Fortune at It by Hard Work. UIEKESS ALE A AN P it A Art IlKP ( UOSH Nl'IlHK summer palace of the czar Is located. Is credited the relief which has come to her mentally. The czarina and the grand duchesses took u thorough course lu training In the care of the wounded soldiers. The czarina threw herself Into the organ­ ization of the hospital with enthusiasm and bad It eifulppcd In the most per feet manner. It was placed under the direction of the Princess Gedroyc, one of the high est nobility und who bus won a na­ tional reputation In Russia us oue of the foremost women doctors. The czarina, with her daughters, works ut the hospital every day from 0 a. tn. to 2 p. m. uud often later. So Impressed are they with the serl onsness and the humanity of their services that they ofteu return In the evenings, and when they h ue danger­ ously wounded patients they stay all night. The czurlnn has also equipped a bath train and presented It to the soldiers in the field. The court hospital has uccomtnodu tlons for 200 soldiers and thirty offi­ cers. The regular nurse's uniform which the royal muses wear Is made of white with a red cross mi the left arm The example of the czarina and her daughters has Induced many worn cn of the Russian nobility to devote themselves to Red Cross work. Some of them have turned over their residences in Petrogrnd as well as their estates In the country to the soldiers for hospitals. The Grand Duchess Olga Is twenty years old and her sister, Tatiana, seventeen. Both of them have been gazetted colonels of two crack cavalry regiments In their fa ther's service. FINDS DIET CURES CANCER. London Doctor Roports Ssvsn Complots Recoveries With Nature'* Aid. London. — Seven patients suffering from cancer have been completely cured "by assisting nature's efforts,” according to Dr. Robert Bell, head of the cancer research department of the Battersea General hospital. “ We have,” Dr. Bell recently said, "been abie to demonstrate beyond doubt that the healing power of na­ ture, If sufficiently assisted by regu taring the diet regimen of patients, together with the administration of therapeutic agents, has proved In many Instances quite competent not only to overcome the disease, but to bring •bout complete recovery." Hit Ashss In Parcsl Pott. West Palm Beach. Fla.—The ashes of A. Nlnomlya, a Japanese who died here several days ago, have been start­ ed for Japan by parcel post. Shortly before his death Nlnomlya requast-d that his body be cremated and the ashes sent to Ehlmn, Japan, where lie was born. The ashes were placed In a metal receptacle, which was henuefl cally sealed. Topeka, Kan.—Ten acres of goldfish bring Lugrne Curie of Langdon, Kan., more ready cash annually than I* cleaned up on the average 100 ucre farm. But rulalng and marketing ten ! acres of goldfish ls no lazy mun's Job. In fuet, Mr. Cntte puts In us many 1 days’ work In n year as docs tbe aver age farmer. Ills working season, bow ever, differs from that of tbe furmcr. Ills heavy work begins In tbe fall. Just about tbe time tlio heavy farm work ls over for the season, aud It lasts ul! winter. Wading lu water hip deep during tho winter months und sorting fish with tbe Uarv bands uro some of tho Inconveniences suffered by the goldfish producer. For many years Mr. Catte has oper ated a private butchery tn Reno conn ty, near tbe little town of Langdon lie took up a homestead near the fool of the sand hills, some of the land be Ing covered with bogs and springs. lie built one pond and stocked It w Itb fish, expecting to sell them on the market Boon there came n demand for »mall fish for ponds und crccka. and he quit raising for tbe market and went Into the regular hntchcry bust ness. lie gradually enlarged hi» hutchery until now It covers thirteen acres and Is composed of fifteen ponds. The In do .try grew to such proportion» that Mr Catte lias turned Ills grain farm over to tils son and now devotes bis time exeln-lvely to the production of fish. For some years he raised game fish and shipped them all oyer the west Notwithstanding that •nearly every state has n fish hatchery which sup plies small fish for Its streams, ponds and lakes free of cost, Mr. Catte has hud no trouble disposing of Ills batch. fli> still supplies hundreds of ponds In Kansas, Missouri. Oklahoma and Ne­ braska with game fish. lie sells direct to the Nebraska fish department and also to the federal government SH E WAS NO “P IK E R ” 8o She Rolled * Peanut In Omaha. Neb., Because She Lost Bet. Omaha, Neb.—Before a largo crowd Miss Minnie Kneeter, a pretty society girl, rolled a peanut arouqd tbe block staring nt Omaha's busiest corner The peanut was rolled with a tooth- pick. "I lost a b et" said Miss Kneeter "Let 'em call me crazy, but I'm no piker." Honey In Courthouee. Butler, Mo.—For weeks a »warm of bees has been noticed around tbe cu­ pola of the Batee county courthouse. Th# county court ordered the veteran Janitor, Fleetwood Thomas, to Inves­ tigate. He found the boos bad depoe- Ited about ROD pounds of honey. He took It to the grocery stores and real­ ized about |T5 from the sale. Zhc ©regon C W . M a tth e w * . P roprie to r • -«as (R-r-Avr 'Avwj Drink Sode W at«r HARRINGTON There ia a Jack for every Gill aud some oue wauta the articles you want to sell, Advertising in the News brings result». Tty on#? The Womans World, Farm and, Home, Home Life, Household and the News one year for $1.18. When you lose anything an ad in the News will put people on the lookout and probably restore to you some valued article. Correspondents wanted in every neighborhood in this section ut me country. »