a THE FALLS OITT NEWS. Saturday, November 20, 1015 f ------------------- *-------------------' H IG H SALEM , FALLS CITY & WESTERN SC H O O L N O TES i ’uuu'nger Train Schedule Procure Your Fuel Effective Oct. 4,1014 wart S'itoli) S a le m , , , 1 tu lla a , . . F a lls C i t y . B l’ k R o e k . a S a . a . a * i i it, ir i i , i y n H Itl’ k R ock F a l l r ( : it y . D u lla a . . . S a le m , . . 1*7 pm . 4 .00 i»i urn. 7 ;00 H .ir, 8 .5 0 i» i am . 9.45 11.07 11.11 12:01 |M IM am . pm . 1.05 9 .3 0 1.26 10,10 2 .0 0 11.26 3 .16 Try Chiropractic, 'I Im liest show at the ( Jem tonight (1.05 |7U pm . Go to Wotiderly’s fur hot sand wiches. 0.10 0 .40 7.45 For Hale— Fresh cow, U. Hudson. W, A. C l‘o t,«M , AulMT Chester Ward wus a visitor at Dalla* last Sunday. Mi. Geo. Lottila y ! -¡ted in Dallas this week. « Mildred (.'hupen made a trip to Dallas Saturday. L. B. Wonderly is spending a lew days on his claim. Helen Treut spent a few hours at home Saturday. It begins to look as though the drought was brokets Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Ellis have u new piano in their home. Ml. L. THOMPSON. Or. P. C. Patton. VETERINARY SURGEON-DENTIST Phone 55, or call livery Stable. Mis. H. 11. Telherow visited in Dallas last Saturday’ and Sunday Several strangers in town this week looking (or real estate deals. Candidates for the oflice of Couiiciliiiun seem to he very bash ful. Falli City, Oregon Lester Dodd went to Corvallis Friday to stay with his brother Percy. Miss Anna Percy and Miss Geral dine Selig are at home this week with the muuips. Quite a number of horses are af fected with distemper in the Pedee neighborhood'. Candi"«, Tobacco, and Cigar., at L B. W O N D E R LY’S Uev. B. L. Hicks of Newburg was in Falls City greeting friends Tuesday and Wednesday. WANTED AND FOR SALE L. B. Murray returned Wednes day from an extended trip in the Walter !.. Tooze, Jr., Lawyer, northern and middle west States. Du I la h , Oregon, tf. Mr. and Mrs. Daue Corn ter and See our clubbing offer iu thia sou Orel who have beeu spending in.ur — four papular magazines for the past week in Salem returned only 18-centa. honiu Monday. FOR S A L E — Apples and English wnlnula. See A. II. Benton, Falla 1 he hollars at the Falls City City, Or*1., Rhone 15(51. 1.umber Company’s mill were “ fired up ’1 uesduy and the machinery Fresh Bread,Cakes,Cookies, i ice, set iu motion in order to oil the and other bakery goods, every day belts. at ilie Falls City Bakery. Mrs. N. Gilbert and daughter, 'I lie Womans World, Farm and Home, Home Life, Household and Barbara visited at the home ol Fred Holman in Dallas Friday the News one yeur for f 1.18. and Saturday of last week. When you lose anything an ad in the News will put people on the Miss May Johnson, until recent lookout and probably restore to ly employed in the postoflice at you some valued article. this place, has accepted a position -------- - » , I O 0 -" — - in the telephone office at Dallas. Oakdale Items. “ Go To Sellout Day” wa9 true to its name aa a goodly number of parents ami friends were at school Friday afternoon believing their presence would he an encourage ment to teacher and pupils. Thu regular lessons were gone through thus giving those present an idea o f the way in which .the school was conducted; there is al ways room for improvement yet wa can truthfully say both teacher and pupils did very creditable work. During the afternoon a Parent- Teachers Association was organ ized. Mr Joe Murphy being chosen as President. After considerable disjussiou it was decided the Asso ciation would meet the second Fri day of each month; each one pres ent showed an interest in the woik and nt each meeting tome time will he spent in listening to Mrs. Neal and her pupils going through their regular school work thus giv ing the parents a chance to see the work their children aie doing. Met After Forty Years U. K. Blair of near Denver, Colorado arrived Monday oo a visit to his nephew, VV. B. Mc- Kowan. Although forty years hail passed since uncle and nephew- had met, Mr. McKawan recognized him at a glance. Forty years had dealt kindly with him, and “‘ Mao” said that he looked as you-ug as ever. Mr. Blair combined business with pleasme and is looking after some valuable mining interests in the West and also visiting rela tives. He visited his brother. Col. Blair of Portland aud will visit here and a niece. Mis. W in. Rid- nour of Black Rock and th on Luke in the San Francisco fair before returning to his home. Mr. Blair is engaged extensively in farming and stock -raising in Colorado and has acquired targe holdiugs in that slat*. He is an energetic business man and one that we should lik.e to see become interested in this section ot'Oregon. that he A imusun that is attracting no I 1 numerous duties required 1 little attention umong the promi remain in Salem for two years, nent politician« of this country hut recently a boatd of physicians and which will he submitted to declared him sane. The following is a brief outline the coming Congress for its rejec of our esteemed candidate’s plat tion or approval, it revised form form,formulated during his sojourn of the old “ Anti-Dumping Law ” I bis bill, in brief provides that no in Salem: (1 ) The revision o f the tariff foreigner will bo permitted to place commodities of any kind, which ate downward with the exception of produced in this country, on our the following articles: Hot air and market at a | iioi lower than the “ The Real Tobacco Che A'.’ ’ (2) A special lax law for bache standard market price for the art lors and old maids; additional war icle iu the homo country. The Administration sues the dire tax to he paid by ail pir.i<s enter m rcsity ot protection of homo In ing the fiply bonds of matrimony. (3 ) F ivors tin- abolishment of dustrie a lit tb" i od of the Europ ean rt riigglc, fir thu reason that the Federal Reserve Board and will ih i cheap labor that will follow as himself, reserve all the government a ri'suft of this great conflict will Finances that he can lay his hands give the European Producer an un upon. (4) His election of a Cabinet fair advantage over the American Competitor. It will he to their comprises the following persons: Sec. of State— M e* E lyihe John advantage to place a to 1 moodily on our market at a price lower than son. Sic. of War— Rancho Villa. tliut at home, if in so doing they Sec of Treasury—Jas.J.Murphv. ui y secure the control of our Sec. of Navy— Gunboat Smith. markets. Sec. of Interior— Ty Cobb On its face this loll appears to Sec. of Agriculture— L^sltr A be beneficial but there is a chance Bowman. that there might be a “ nigger in a Sec. of Commerce— XV. J. Bryan. wood pile ” We wonder if the pres Postmaster General— Bill Nye. ent abnormal deficit in our Nation- Attorney General— Hall Wade. ul Treasury, which, incidentally, is Sec. of Labor — Maurice Selig. a result of our present low tariff lias anything to d i with the atti ••J.ike an armed warrior, like a tude of the Democratic Adminis plumed knight, Lester W. Gardner tration in Dicing through a meas rtrides down the Hall of Fane and ure to provid ■ more revenue, yet throw* his lancg full and fair which has beeu given a misleading against the brazen foreheads of the name iu order that the unimfonu- detainers of his country aud rna- ed public will not recognize it as a ligneis of his honor. Such a man protectionist's measure? Would is worthy, indeed, to support the noi it be expedient for Mr. Wilson integrity and honors of our fair to repeal Ins War lax providing land and direct her diplomatic re lie gets a substitue in the form ot lations with the world. the proposed measure? Has not Let us all sing that familiar and the Aduiinastration come to realize well lovyd hymn * Jack the Ripper that some drastic step must be Lost his Sl'pper, Coming Through taken; either that of the revision the Rye.” of the taiili upward— An admiason The Parent-Teachers day was of Politico! failure— or a cleverly devised substuite? W ill this hill November 12th and was a success offer as great a protection as a from every stand point Tho at tendance this year was slightly protective tariff? The present War Tax has been below that of last, but this was found insufficient to overcome the cheifly due to the weather. deficit, so somethjng must he done to relieve the Administrations em- A long lanky Freshman and a harressmeul— hence the, “ Anti- short and somewhat “ sawed off’ ’ Dumping Law.” Senior were overheard the other day quarelling over the geograph At the coming e l e c t i o n the ical question:— Which is ihe best American people wilt be called up country on earth? The Freshie on to select a pilot for the Ship of( contended strenously for Beulah Stale. Public attention has bee i land, but the Senior sturdily main directed upon several men. whose tained that Fatland was the better. n"isonal integrity and high moral standing would warrant their^se- The Eighth Grade began testing lection as the chief executive ol milk Tuesday, and they invite any the greatest nation on the face of farmers, who desire to have milk the globe. Senator Burton of Ohio, tested, to send it upon Friday. Elihu Root of New York, and Su The Sixth Grade room is attrac preme Justice Hughes are most tively decorated for Thanksgiving frequently mentioned as presiden with a border of pumpkins ami leaves. The pupils of this room tial possibilities. We admit that these men are all are preparing to render a program deserving of the honor, hut since soou. “ honor to him to whom hono* is The pupils of the Seveuth and due,“ it is only proper at this Eighth Grades are receiving good great crisis to propose the name of instruction under the suprevisim .•me whose personal character and of Miss Fatland. She is not only inestimable worth as a public ser an excellent teacher but a great vant, entitles him to the greatest help aloug social lines. honor that the American people The drawing material for the can bestow on their most distin grades has arrived. Very efficient work is being done in this branch, guished citizen. Lester W. Gardner is a native of and by the end of the term it is ex our own dear Oregon. He was born pected that Falls City will contain in the great metropolis of Bridge moro than one renowned artist. port on a beamiful Sunday morn A Senior lost his dignity so far ing in June in the year 1897. Mr as to fall down on the sidewalk Gardner, or “ Brich” as he was last wtek. Street cleaning should familiarly dubbed by his numer be left to the Freshies. ous friends, showed "srtiking” originality at the early age of three One of the teachers, desiring the when he struck his older bro names of all the pupils in the study ther over the cranium with a neck- room requested the pupils to write yoke, thus allowing his aptitude in their names oil a piece of paper using thu “ Big Stick.“ At the age which was passed around the rcom of four came the turning point in One optimistic pupil, looking his career, when he inadvertently ahead to the humorous side of the swallowed a bottle of mucilage, future' added an extra name--John which unfortunately has inipeded Jones. The next day when the his How of “ hot air.” The mucil teacher assigned John Jones to his age has had the effect of making seat he was not present, nor hasJie Mr. Gardner “ stick” to everything put in his Appearance since. hut the truth. “ Brich" at the age of t* n became affiliated with the The epidemic is spreading and Royal Free and Accepted Order cl James Bohle and Loleta West, the Hen Lifters, and since has been authoress of the former iUm. has constantly under the public eye fallen a victum to it. On Parent’s and especially under the scrutiny day a mischievous pupil, slipping of Pat Murphy. Mr. Garduer's gently down the stairs, saw that For N ext Year fig! ■ m /*?, ; j 1 Y on Will N m N Saar«, A i m , WeSgM an« Splltttef Maate. Wa carry a complete llao of the Taate that yea arM aaaN. Wi ALSO CARRY GENERAL LINE OF FURHIYURE AND HARDWARE J C. T A L B O T T & CO. R. E. W illiam s , President M. L .T hompson , W. F. N ichols , R. G. W hite , Vice-President Cashier Assistant Cashier Bank of Falls City F alls C it v , P olk C ounty . O regon Does a General Banking Business. Interest Paid on Time Deposits. Exchange sold on all points in the United States. Notary Public officially connected with the Bank. Esther Cleveland was entertaining Chester Ward during the absence of Myrtle Stamm; going iuto the next hall he saw that Windfield Johnson was similarly engaged io entertaining Sylvia Phillips. Kenneth^ Oxfjrd of the Third Grade is si -k with the mumps. Free Methodist Church Sunday School 10:00 A. M. Preaching 11:00 A. M. Class meeting 12:00 P. M. Evening service 7:30. H. A. W alter , Pastor. M. E. Church Sunday Services Sunday School Morning Service 1 Mrs. Gertrude Moyer visited the Epworth League High School last Thursday. Evening Service 10:00 A 11:00 A. 6:30 P. 7:30 P. M. M. M. M. A memory gem found in a High Weak-Day Sarvieae School Teachers text book, “ a stitch Church Orchestra Practice Thurs in tune saves embarrasse ment,” day 7 P. M. Choir Practice, Thursday 8 P. M. Tell me not in mournful numbers Prayer Meeting, Friday 7:30 P. Freihies are not what they seem M. That they are not like cucumbers W. J. W arren , Pastor. Which are such a lovely green. Tho questiin has been asked why Wm. Ellis of Dallas was in the Loleta West and Ward Haley get city Thursday. to tho post office first. It has been suggested that they slide. L. M. Robertson has secured a — Writen hv a freshie. position ae filer at a mill at New- burg and will go there Monday. Bank of Falls City Report of the condition of the at Fall« City. In the State of Oregon, at the cloae of business. Nov., 10th, 1915: RESOURCES Loans and discount« M4.6S5.76 Bonds and warrants 11,862.67 Furniture, and fixtures 1.712.CO Due from banks.(not reserve banks) 2,697.86 Due from approved reserve banks 6,641.93 Checks and other cash items Cash on hand 2,193.3$ Expenses 1,370.60 Other resources ' T otal , . 1X1.884.17 LIABILITIES Capital stock paid in I5.000.n0 Sumius Fund 4,050.00 Undivided profits, less expenses and taxes paid 1.083 90 Postal savings bank deposits 3.797.93 Individual deposits subject to check 40.262.78 Demand certificates of Deposit. 198.00 Time and saving deposits 6 491 56 T otal . . 170.884. State of Oregon ) __ County of Polk. ) ss* I. P.. G. White. Ast. Cashier of the above- named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true, to the best of my knowledge and belief. R. G. WHITE. Assistant Cashier. Hay for ealc— Oat and Vetch and Cheat hay at $12 per ton. W. F. Good, Phone 328. 20-27-4. Elliott Warner of Toledo. Ohio was here Tuesday on a short visit with his cousin, A. A. Quick. He also visited a niece aad nephew at Portlaud. He came to the Coast to attend the San Francisco E x position. If You Wish To Buy, Sell, Or Trade; Any Real Estate, Stock, Properties of any kind, list it at Mickalson's Real Estate Office. Falls City, Or. Tice-Throckmorton Robert Throckmorton and Mis. Hattie Tice were married last Sun day at 10:30 at the Methodist Subscribed and sworn to before me this Church in Salem. After the cere 17th day of November. 1915. [L.8 ] W .F NICHOLS mony they took the train for Port Notary Public. land for a short houey-moou. Commission expires Oct. 6,1915 Correct - E. G. White ) The happy couple are well and Attest: Ira C. Mcbrling J Directors favorable known here in Falls City and their many friends extend them greeting and wish them Mrs. Mix. Mrs. Pat Murphy and many happy days. Mrs. Josh Talbott were in Dallas Thursday. Shall We Vote s Special Road Tax Saturday, November 27, is the W. J. Reece will leave today for day set for voting on a special levy northeast Oregon where he has a for roads. The election will be wood cutting contract. held at 2:00 P. M., at the Oakhurst school house. This is a question The Ladies’ Aid of the Christian that toe majority of the taxyayers Church had an all day’s meeting should determine: but will they? in the basement of the church It too often happens that people Thursday. Sixteen ladies were are indifferent at the time of the present. Two quilts were made. election and afterwards register a kick. Last year a 3-mill levy was Mr. and Mrs. N. Selig departed voted and the people have had an Sunday for the San Francisco fair. opportunity of knowing if it served They stopped in Southern Oregon the best interests of the people a few days to attend to some busi and if it was judiciously used. ness. They expect to he away Turn out and vote your senti about ten days. ment«. The Dallas papers can’ s oquize over the taxes at City beiug higher than any city in the State this year. have been reduced here and up a notch or two at Dallas. solil Get your batter wrappers print Fall« ed at the New« office. other They Good house for sale in Falls pried City, part time. Enquire at News office.