T H E F A L L S C ÎT Y N E W S . J l l.Y 3. lO lf» (J-51 MADE TRIP TO (AVE MUSICAL RECITAL - CONSTANTINOPLE Æhr .Talla Æilii Nriim D Katrr*d ^ L. W O OD k SON. P u b lish ers. M ias H am m ond a Pupil* Do E xcellent In M u sical R ecital a t th e 0 am T h a a trs T uesday N ight. •• owh J , i « m mail at tha poatoffu'r • t Palla City. IVU County. Orafo*. uud#r lb» Art o f LVofraaa it March 3 . 1879 Ttlryhonr Netss Office. U. Subscription Ratai: O h h m ì 11.00: tlx month* •4 « n u . thra* mon Ou. li e n t* , »tapi» cup y. i cU A d rartU in c R a t« D uplay, l i e n t * i n Inch Rtialne«* Notte»*. S ecuta a Un» . «or Sai*. K«nt. Kxobang». W ant a n d Dar K n tcrtain m cn l No • loca. Seta, a lin e . C ard ot Thank* S oci*: Lega Notices, legai rate* Cop) lor new ada. e n d e tta n te * should be a*nt to The Newa not later th a n W ednesday. Captain Tells Ho« He Took Submarine 3,000 Mlles. 00D6E0 MANY ENEMY SHIPS A t t a c k e d F o u r T tm a a o n V o y a g s F r o m W ilb o lm e h a v o n but E scap e d D a s e r ib a s OFFICIAL DIRECTORY OF FALLS CITY H. J. Griffin, Mayor R. M. W ouderly. C ouncilm an a tL a rg e P h illip G ottfraid H. C. Brown. C. J Bradley. C ouucllm rn I. G. Singleton C. L. H opkins, R. A. Titna. C. E. M cPberran. A uditor an d Police Judge W alter L. Toose J r.. City A ttorney. P at M urphy, M arshal an d W ater 8upt. M. L. Thom pson. T reasurer Dr. F. M. H ellw arth. H ealth Officer. B r it is h to Each Haw Ha th e D a r d a n e l le s T im a Sank by D iv in g . Tw o B ig W a r s h ip s . “ W e left W llhelm ahaven April 25." C ap tain U ersln g said. “ W hen 1 w as The C ouncil m eets in reg u lar session on th e Aral an d th ird Tuesday n ig h ts of each m onth, a t 7 90 told th a t I w as going to C onstan tin o p le I said . ‘Good! T h a t Is w u rtb w hile.' o ’clock, in the office of th e F alls City News. I let on ( th e first officer a n d th e chief engineer Into tb e eecret to explain tb e S a t u r d a y , J u l y 3. 1915 increased suppUes ta k e n aboard. We slipped q uietly o u t o f W tlh elm sh aren . William Jennings Bryan will as h a re so m any o th e r su b m arin e« go­ orate at th San Francisco Expo­ ing Into tb e w a r are«. W e k ep t ou tb e au rface m oat o f th e tim e, w atc h in g for sition July 4th. big sh ip s of th e enem y, b u t failed lo see a n y for a tong tim e, to o u r g reat “ Lumber Boom Is Indicated,” d isa p p o in tm e n t “O ff th e c o ast o f Englnmd we w ere says the Portland Telegram. Per- finally fired upoD by a d « tr o y e r and that is the reason so many mills had to d ive fo r sa fe ty , b u t along th e F ren ch co ast w e en co u n te re d no en are shutting down. emy. W hen 100 m iles Crum G ib ra lta r we w ere fired upon by o th e r B ritish Pedigogical Buncum destroyers. W e w aited o u tsid e G ib ra l­ The Oregon Messenger has ta r an d passed th ro u g h th e s tra it early in th e m orning In p lain v ie w , b u t w ith taken the bull by the horns and out d ra w in g a single sh o t o r a ttru c tlu g given the ‘‘credit system ” prac­ tb e le a st attenU on. T h o se w ere ten se ticed by many teachers a much but g ra tify in g hours. “O nce w ith in th e M edltia-rtineau th e needed drubbing. Such methods w atch, alread y ex actin g , wv.s ledou are an outrage not only upon the bled. H ere again w e en co u n te re d ships taxpayers but the students them­ of th e enem y n ear » sm all lsbind. but dived to safety u n d e r fire W hen selves. What doth it profit a boy passing M alta we w vre fired upon by a if he excel at baseball and know- F re n rh destroyer. Irot w e re u n touched eth not the multiplication table? We th en proceeded so u th o f G reece into th e A egean se a and to th e D a r­ The Messenger says: danelles. ‘‘L^ R. Alderman, who used to “ W e arriv e d th e re on th e n ig h t p re­ be state superintendent of schools, ceding May 25. h av in g com e fre*u WII heitnshaven in e x actly pne m onth. In but is now superintendent in Port­ the early m orning lig h t we s a w th e land, has written a book. He T rium ph and th e M aje stic lying off the calls it ‘‘School Credit for Home coast, co n sta n tly e n circled by dcstiviy- ers. T hro u g h th e periscope 1 sa w a Work.” By this is meant a sys­ d estro y er com ing d ire c tly for us W e tem whereby Susie washes the dived, and th e d e stro y e r pa*sed Itn dishes for her mother and receives ®edlaie,y over us wflb 11 a,,a“ 1 like credit m arithmetic. Every time “W e cam e up Im m ed iately 1 took Willie takes a bath he is given a aim th ro u g h th e p e ris eope u u d pressed credit for the same in his studies. j th e button, au to m a t ¿ a lly tiring tbe | torpedo, and th e pffojscttte slipped If Willie is a little shy on gram­ noiselessly Into ¿b e w a te r. We dived mar he can turn on the shower again. T h e explosion w hldh follow ed w as a s terrific a s th o u g h it had been and catch up with Jimmie, who | In th e fore p a r t of tine s u b m a rin e Itself. doesn’t take so many baths, but “T hen we lay hld<’ien tw o d a y s and knows how to parse a verb. If a h alf," continued C a p ta in H orsing, Jimmie milks the cows, up goes “a fte r w hich we c a m e n p ag ain in . TT jo * * r*. ! th e m id st o f th e B ritish sh ip s. J u s tb e - niS S t a n d i n g in United States His- fore noon, looking th ro u g h th e perl- tory. Perhaps he doesn’t know scope. I saw th e M a je stic su rro u n d e d that George Washington ever cut by ‘*n ,h 'p* aro™<> ■ , * *, »■ e o n sta n ; circle fo r h e r pro tectio n . 1 dow’n a cherry-tree, or that Abe could see th e M a je stic 's sailo rs on the Lincoln wielded a nicked ax to deck ta k in g th e ir n o onday nap. ‘Shall split the family firewood. But | « " * » * > r 1 th o u g h t T hen, see- , ., ., . mg a w elcome rjpace b etw een th e en- wnat S the use Of being familiar clrclifig ships, L pressed th e electric with those inconsequential things? button an d th e to rp e d o w as going r ig h t Jimmie may make up for these 11 eau*ht ^ a little to th e re a r o f am id sh ip s. deficiencies by sweeping the walk “ W e dived a g ain . W e noticed th a t and collecting the eggs for his the b o m b ard m en t fro n tb e sh ip s bad ceased, fo r th e y had l*een shelling tbe lazy dad. T u rk ish land positions. Of course, these credits do not “W e rem ained subm« rg e d fo r several entirely replace the work of the hours, an d th e n cam e I v th e su rfa c e to find th e B ritish sh ip s 1 m l disap p eared , boy in school, but the system and all search fo r tbei u v a s in vain seems to contain numerous glar­ We reach ed C onstant tn o i’ie. having ing inconsistencies. When we at­ passed fo rty -tw o d a y s It* th e su b m arin e tended school our school credits w ith o u t re s t o r ch an g e.” came to us from the class room and our home work credits from NAVY D E S E R T IO N S D E C R E A S E a two by four which father used S t a t is t ic s S h o w T h a t F o w Ar. » a rie a n S a i l o r s L s a v a t h e S s r v ic o . to keep secreted in the woodshed. W ashington.—S ta tis tic s compll M by We never illuminated the class th e navy d e p a rtm e n t o f th e num h e r of room with our brilliancy, but on d esertions from th e navy sh iw a the appearance of the two by four m arked d ecrease since th e s y a te n r w * our home work credit rose by lnau*urate<1 °f p u ttin g d e w rte r s and leave b re a k e rs on p aro le In s te a d of leaps and bounds. It always sending them to Jail. seemed to us that father had the D uring tb e fiscal y e a r e n d e d J u n ? proper system for developing 30, 1915, th ere w as a n a v e ra g e o f 211' d esertions a m onth. A d m lin l F le tc h e r home work in children. There is has notified th e se c re ta ry t h a t d u rin g small equivocation in connection APrtL tots, o f th e 55,000 m en in th e with a properly handled two by 1 navy only *tx ty deaerted from tiie At- lanUc fle e t R e tu rn s laav e n o t y e t four, and, consequently, we never been received from t h e Pacific an d forged any credit cards when we A siatic squadrons, b u t Mr. Dsmlels said th a t It w as sa fe to. p re d ic t t h a t th e were kids. n u m b er w ould be a gre: i t d e a l lesu th a n In fo rm er years. ... - *—. — I 'l l YSICIAN J u ly 2 , 1016 . F. M . H K L L W A U T H Myrtle El.ls came home Sunday for a frw (lava visit. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Kied Fiaktu wao vLiting hie slater Mrs N H Gimmick bun- Mias Mary Hammond gave a day. musical recital for Lei pupil* at Mr and M r s , J a u i f g P a y l e f t tlie Gem theatre Tuesday night. Miss Vola S»iig ami Mrs March Finlay for a few ally to play they did exceedingly well. News, cabled from C o n stan tin o p le ou In three weeks another program Ju n e 0, C ap tain O tto U ersln g bus told (be sto ry of his voyage in th e ticru m n will be arranged and a small a d ­ su b m arin e I ’-fil from W U helm shureu mission fee will he charged. to C onstantinople, a b o u t 3.0U0 miles, Those taking part were: Mercie to w ard tb e close of w hich he sunk th e ¡Sheppard, Miss Hammond, Viola nriU sh batU eehlpa T riu m p h and Mu jeetic. profcoBtonnl dnrbo BLACK RUCK ITEMS Mrs. Holland, Mrs. IV McGowen and Mia. Geo. l’ye made a busi­ ness trip to Falla City Thursday. Mrs. Urown and Miss Velma Miller of Falls City made a busi­ ness trip to lilack Rock Wednes­ l.aue, Lucile Hubbard, Geraldine day. Selig, Ira Lane, Anna Percy, Opal Miss Clarice Kimbuugli of Falls Ward, Clara Wiser, Victor Droege, Gladys Estev, Helen Selig, Ethel City wa-> visiting with Mrs Joan* Estty, Ruby Johnson, Eva Chap­ MtCutchen tbe later par t ol last pell, Olive Stamm, Ruth Sayre, week I.aViia Howell, Mable Otte, Rut h Mr. Holland's iillle (toy of lial- Gottfried, Mrs. March, Miss Vola di-ree’s c amp was very l-ndly i nj ur ­ Selig, Mable Sheppard. ed Tuesday by falling on a pair of scissors. THINGS YOU HAVE ALW AYS sv (J. Price reports more log-, taken out of Itlack Kook last week W ISH E D TO KNOW. than there has been for some lime Corre*ponilenc«i School co u rt« * u re y e a r ­ ly becom ing m o re p o p u tai L e a rn in g In in one w-eek c o n d e n se d fo rm Is th e o rd e r of th e day H e re yo u h a v e It. H ead th e ll*t an d sen d in th e coupon. '•C ulttm ltie*—W hy P e rm itte d “ W h ich 1» th e T ru e O ospal? * “ W h e re A re th e Deuel “ W h a t Is B aptism ?*' “ R ich M an In H ell.” “ G a lte rin g th e L o rd ’s Je w el* .“ “ W h a t Is th e S o u l? ’ “ Im m o rta l W o rm s, U n q u en ch a b le Fire.'* “ W o rry W ill S u re ly K ill.’’ “ W hen God W as Alone “ T h e B egin n in g of G o d 's C re a tio n ’’ “ P rin c e L u c ife r Now P rin c e of D em on».“ “ H ene. T ekel. I ’p h a rsin “ S ocial Ills Beyond M un's P o w er." “ T he B a ttle o f At nm geddon *' “ C h riste n d o m In G r r a t D a n g e r.“ “ W h a t Is iia p tls m ? “ “ C hief C a u se o f C rim in al)!} *’ N am e ......................................................................... S tre e t ........................................................................ C ity a n d S t a t e ........................ ............................. U pon re ceip t of th e ab o v e coupon we will sen d a n y o n e of th ese Bible S tu d ies F R E K ; an y th re e of th em fo r 5 cen ts (sta m p s) o r th e e n tire 18 fo r 10 cen ts S E N D A*T O N C E TO B IB L E A N D T R A C T S O C IE T Y 17 M icks St . B rooklyn. N Y Ofüc» une door east uf I’. O. ( IBll'P Eliti || * Keilileucu * IlO flD o h i» tkxttj Pull. • I I . I'll YF ICI AN S u 0 inc 90 (Tarto m > m . jf ¿ills City? Ifootcl S a m p t* R o o m s B o at A e o o m m o d a tlo n s F O,o»o*. Froprlotor H UU.KU tutors f* Bohle’s Barber Shops F a lla C ity , O ra g o n W htrt you cos |c l * i h m . Hoir Cal, lo d i ar 'i k l a c A |*al lar Pollas ilro a t Laundry R u n d í» forw urdsd 'lu»*.Uy » te n liif MoSVMKNTS G. L. H A W K I N S M A R B L E A N D G R A N IT E MONUMENTS D a lla s, O ragon h Miss Op-1 Wallace and Miss Ted Marts left Friday lo spend the Fourth with Miss Matt's parents at Molulla, Ore. Cliae. Wallace of Spaulding ra mp got the fingers ol his right hand maslnd Friday and was taken to the hoipi.al that evening Mr. and Mis Fred Holman ol' Dallas amt Mr. Turner, Mr Brown mill the | rust master of 8li*rnlan at tend' d the dance here Saturday night. E G. Balderree and wife, Mr and Mrs. Bodeiatiun, Kd bodeietion and Miss Leo all from the \V V. L Co., attended tile dance Saturday my lit. Mi. and Mrs. T»d Cochran, Mr "Situation Critical in City of Mexico,” would make a standing and Mrs. Geo. Graves a n d Mr. a i u I from headline for some of the Big City Mrs. Adam Donamover Spaulding camp attended thedanci papers. tiere S a t urday night. We acknowledge the receipt cd two season tickets to the Iltllas An exchange sagely remarks: Chautauqua through the courtesy ‘‘War in Europe is Expensive.” of Mr. Miles. Who’d a thunk it? The Glorious 4th r i ’NKHAl. IllHKCTOK R. L CHAPMAN Fu r u r a l D irector W o at land to all work promptly Da lla* aad Fall* City, Or P I A N O T t ’ NICK LEE PERIN, Piano Tuner Haa re tu rn e d to Kalla C ity and will tu n e your piano. Call Phone 434 • a t K. Paul'» reuidenre Œbc © r e g e n C. W . M a ( t h « w * , P r o p r i e t o r l 'N O N I 127 will be celebrated in various towns along the Southern Pacific and special Low Round Trip Fares Zhc lit o b o V11X, I*f»oi*niBToM Between all stations in Oregon (where the one way fare does not exceed $15.00) will be in effect July 3, 4 and 5, with final return limit July 6th. Convenient Train Service T o All Points Kf «1 Call on nearest Agent f o r full in­ formation, fares,.train schedules, etc. Southern Pacific John M. Scott, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon Best Ice Cream at HARRINGTON Good boum for tale in Fallu City, part time. Enquire at New» office. <