7nnni THE FALLS OITT NEWS. Getting Back at Kansas iwK ' w fo 1/W f/ f v) w R i 5<[*i| W ir t îW v M w ' säum , cur* w e s t « falls » ' PoMenger Train Schedule* Effective lh*c. 1, HUM (HIKIUAP Salem . . • Dalian. . • Fall« City. HI1 k Hock. s u t iu n r o Bl’k Heck Falla City« Dalla*. . . Salem . . . Ibi am . 6 .3 6 8.46 8.50 hi am . 9 .46 11.00 11.36 11.66 IM - I* “ pm . e in . 1.06 9 ff) 1.26 10.15 2 .00 11.25 3.15 l U I Ml ^ in pm . 1.10 2 .60 3.26 117 pm . 3.26 5 .00 5.36 lie l>m. liiT pm . 3.46 4.25 6 .80 5 .4 0 6 .40 7.46 .. . H GRANITE WARE YOUR CHOICE~io CENTS. ----- --------- * Mr. Hama Saehae— ra iL t c it y , o m o o n ] and In). Orahard Land tln lc n fra r— 3 n n ., 1 0 1 5 ie a . 3 10 17 24 31 M ob . 4 H 18 25 T a ts . 5 12 19 26 Wed. Than. 6 7 13 14 20 21 27 28 F ri. Bank o f Falls City JOB P R IN T IN G flcweof jfallsCity 'I lie beat allow at tbe Gem tonight Sal. Watch for a blue mark on your 1 2 pu (Mir. 8 9 Three pigs for tale, apply to J.C. 15 16 March. 22 23 Good farm for aale, enquire at 29 30 this oflice. Roy Bowman of Monmouth ia home for vacation. Feels Good to Your Feet A HOT WATER BOTTLE For Bale— Oat and Vetch hay. Mra. Clara Emmitt. 3t. J. C. Talbott made a trip to : Dallas Wednesday. Fritz Droege was in Portland Monday on business. If. Whitaker of Umatilla county is visiting with J. 8 8. Powell this week. Mr. and Mra. J. M. Walter left Wednesday morning for a visit at Philomath. Insures warm fec i at night) no need lying awake waiting R. B. Harrington and wife are for your feet to get warm if, spending a few days in Portland a nice hot water bottle is a*{' thie week. the foot o f the l»ed. Our Hot Water Bottles A re made o f the best rubbe every one warranted. All Styles, Sizes and Prices. M. L. THOMPSON. Percy Dodd of Benton county is visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. A H. Dodd. Clarence O’ Brieu was down to Falla City Tuesday having some dental work done. For P. & O. plows for stubble and sod, call at N. A. Lui.de’s blacksmith shop Miss Gertrude Rodgers of Mon mouth is visiting wiib the Treat family this week. Mr. and Mrs. Cliae. Trimble of near Black Rock spent Christmas The Rev. Irl R. liick* Almanac, iiere w ith friends. now ready, grows more popular After spending Christmas with and useful with each pacing year. his family A. E. Seymour returned It is a tixoU necessity in homes, to his work at Buell. tdiopK mid commercial establish Fresh Bread,Cakes,Cookies, Pies, ments all over this continent. Tlii < and other bakery goods, every day fatuous and valuable year hook oi at the Falls City Bakery. astronomy, etormr, weather ami earthquakes should he in every Mrs. W. K. Kurtz of Dallas spent home and cilice, [’releasor Hick« Saturday and Sunday with her completes Inin beat issue of hi. friend, Mrs. J. G. Singleton. great Almanac at the close of hia Frank DeWitte and family spent seventieth year. The Almanac w ill Christmas day with his 6ister and be mailed for 85 cents. The Rev. mother at the Singleton home, Lrl R. flicks line Magazine, Word Abstracta of title promptly fur and Works, is sent one year, with nished. Rates reasonable. Brown A a copy of bis Almanac, (or only Sibley, 10 Mill St., Dallas, Or. one dollar. Send for them to Word and Works Publishing Com Merlon EIU b came in from The pany, 3401 Franklin Ave., St. Dalles and spent Christinas with Louie, Mo. You will never regret his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. your investment. Try it for 1915. Ellis. IRL R HICKS 1915 ALMANAC. Mrs. J. PR Beezley and children of Salem came this week to visit n Notice of Stockholders Meeting of few days with friends and rela Bank of Falls City. tives. Notice is hereby given that the Mis. I. G. Singleton bad her regular Annual Stock holders’ me et mother, Mrs. J. P. DeWitte of ing of tho Bank of Falls City, Monmouth with her during the located at Kalla City, Oregon, will holidays. be held at the Banking rooms of Mrs. M. Florence and daughter, said bank on Tuesday, the 12th day of January, 1916, for the pur Eehel of Ephrele, Wash., came pose of electing eight directors for Wednesday to visit her brother, the ensuing year and such other G. W. Brentner. business as may regularly edme Mrs. Jessie Moyer and-Mrs, Em before the meeting. ma Hinshaw went to Portland W. F. N ichols , Cashier. Date of first publication Decem Tuesday morning to sped a few ber 12th, 1914. days visiting friends and take ad vantage of the sales. Frank Ilaley of Portland is Mr. and Mrs. W ill Sparks of ^.ponding a lew days with Prof. Forest Grove spent Christmas at ^Haley. the home of Mr. and Mrs Randolph L. B. Murray and son Billy re turned Thursday night from Port land w here they attended the de gree work of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows. There was a contest for a silver cup between the Haslow-Woodlawn degree teams which was won by Woodlawn by three points. I J. C. TALBOTT &, CO. c o m c to £ M R. E. W illiam s , M. L. T hompson , W .F. N ichols . R. G.W hite , Everyone has read William Allen President Vice-President Cashier Assistant Cashier White’s 42-centimeter editorial shot at Nebraska, inspired by the New York Times’ error in assign ing Nebraska instead o f Kansas F all * C i t y , P olk C ounty . O reoon as the native state of General Does a General Banking Business. Interest Paid on Time Fred Funston. Now comes Har Deposits. Exchange sold on all points in the United States. vey Newbranch, editor o f Senator Notary Public officially connected with the Bank. ; /■*)( Hitchcock’s Omaha World-Herald, \ Si; i TrSj,} with the following withering fire o f literary shrapnel: "Base envy, as the poet r e -' marked, withers at another’s joy. 9 ■ I and hates that excellence it cannot reach. So was It ever with Kan sas. "Nebraska raises corn and al falfa and wheat and pork and beef Chrislaln Church and Kansas raises hell. Nebras BR ING YO U R JOB P R IN T IN G Service on next Lord’s Day at ka piles up wealth and Kansas; T H E N E W S O FFIC E II a. in , and 7:30 p. in. piles up sand dunes. Nebraska is Bible School at 10 A. M. so righteous that she can trust Junior Endeavor at 3 P. M. herself to freedom, and Kansas so Christian Endeavor at 0:30 P. M. wicked that she must restrain herself in gyves and chains—then We Are Prepared To Do I Theme— Morning Service: “ Forfeiting the things that are cries out, ‘See how good I am!’ And Know How past und pressing forward to the Kansas tries all things and Ne braska picks up those that are Our Efforts W ill be to Please things that are before us.” good and holds onto them. Kansas Theme— Evening Service: In Quality and Price. : : : keeps the rest. Nebraska is phil “ New Year Resolutions.” A cordial iuvitation to everyone. osophic and happy, Kansas a fret ful, impatient, insomniac. Kansas Strangers made welcome. vainly seeks surcease in fads and B. I,. H icks , Pastor. follies and chimeras, Nebraska finds it in the simple virtues our M aat mothers taught, reinforced by all i Father Hogan of Salem will say the good things that a rational use . .. ,.ta s r Mass in St. Mary’s at 10:80 A. M., o f honestly acquired wealth can Luke McLuke Says. Bidding For Anotlrer Saloon? Jan. 8, 1915. procure. Nebraska is courteous Gains & Owens, who some time Once upon a time a man remem and unobtrusive, Kansas a shriek ago filed an application with the bered that the day was the tenth ing self-advertiser, boasting even Revival Meeting City Recorder for a third saloon Next Sunday, January 3, revival of her blizzards and hot winds as anniversary o f his wedding and license, withdrew their application he brought home some flowers and colder and hotter and more de meetings will h-gin at. the Free last week and when the matter candy to his w ife and gave her a structive than can be found any Methodist church. Rev. W. J. came up for consideration o f ap kiss. And it took eight doctors where else on earth. Nebraska Johnson will assist the pastor, H. plicants only the two saloons row nine days to restore the poor outranks Kansas in all the excel A. Walter. lencies and blessings and Kansas woman from the effect of the in operation had filed. The Coun cil postponed action so that any outranks Nebraska in her ability shock. Save Money The Soft Hearted men are the one wanting to engage in that as a ballyhoo artist. By having your shoes repaired with “ I f this man White really thinks best fellows and have the most kind o f business the coming year, Pacific sole leather. I t ’s the best. we are ‘a milk-eyed, placid, blue- friends. But they are usually will have ample time to make it D. M. BURTS, Prop. stockinged old maid who never working for and paying rent to known. The question will come Shop next door to McPherren up at an adjourned meeting to be had a throb o f emotion,’ let him the Hard Headed men. gallery. A fte r sizing up the people he held on next Wednesday evening. come up and try us. Let him meets every day, a man can’t un I f you want to get into the game, sneak around Lincoln, which is a Mrs. C. Dill is improving in Kansas burg transplanted by a derstand why any blamed fool you had better get your applica tion ready.—Independence Enter health. Kansas breeze and not a Nebraska would want to be a Cannibal. prise. It is funny, but it is a fact. The Mrs. West has been quite sick town at all, and make his way Rich think the Poor are Extrava straight to Omaha. Let him come but is a little better. The New Year’s dinner given by gant and the Poor think the Rich Esther Cleveland of Dullaa has with his hair in a braid and a glad, the Ladies of the Christian church mad light in his eye. He may go are Stingy. been visiting her mother. was well attended. Those who There are all sorts o f people in home fagged and dazed and bent partook certainly can say that S. S. Cook is here from southern and broke, but at the least he can the world, including the human they ate one good meal in 1915. Oregon to visit his family. s a y ,‘ I have lived!’ And he will' hog who eats five times a day and Austin Titus, L. Fry and H. have the rest o f his life to devote roars about the Evils o f the Liquor BUSTER BROWN’ S RESOLUTIONS Frink left Friday fur Seattle, to recruperating—and remember Habit. I f you hate a man you also re ing. He will have been to Carca Wash. That during the coming year I gard his dog as the sneakingest, will wear sandpaper soles on my sonne.” Fred J. Holman and wife oi Dal orneryest brute in the world. shoes if I must slip and fall it las spent Christmas with friends in W e have just had a peek at the wont be on a banana skin that I CocKerline Hansen this city. new winter lingerie. No, it was fixed for myself. I used to be Sunday morning Chris Hansen n’t being worn. It was in a fash Percy Dodd over from Monroe to able to resist anything but temp- visit a few days with Mrs. and and Miss Grace Cockerline were ion sheet, The popular garment tatioh; now I ’ m going to resist united in marriage at the home is the Umbrella Combination and Mrs. Dodd. that. This year I am going to o f the bride’s mother. Justice it is about as big as a man’s pocket Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Starr of make a real business o f being Strayer performed the ceremony. handkerchief. It begins at the Portlaud aie visiting Mr. and Mrs. hapy. Nothing is any more im The couple boarded the motor waist and it doesn't reach to the Harry Starr. portant than happiness. car at 9:30 and departed for P ort knee3. The dear things wear this H a pp y N ew Y e a r Isabel Snyder who is teaching land for a few days visit return and get prickly heat and the fool BU STER BROWN. near Astoria is spending the holi ing Wednesday morning. men wear their heavies with the days in Falls City. Mr. Hanson is employed by the bottoms rolled up into wads Mias Cecil Dodd who is teaching Falls City Lumber Co., as book around their ankles and then they at Lewisville is speudiug her vaca keeper. holler with rheumatism.—Cincin Mrs. Hanson is well known nati Enquirer. tion with her parents. here having been in the employ Mias Susie Bennett and brother o f M. L. Thompson, the druggist. Ruby of Salem have been spending Post Office Time Card Mav happiness and content the holidays with frieuds in Falls ment be theirs all the days o f City. Office hours: Daily, except Sun their lives. day, 8 a.m. to 6.30 p.ur. Mrs. M. M. Moore and two sons See Our Window Display. J V An» N! 3 JAN., 2, 1915 Bntler. Mrs. Sparks is a sister of Mrs. Butler. Mr. and Mrs. Clias. O’ Brien of Portland are visiting their sister, Mrs. I. G. Singleton and looking for a location in Falls City. Char lie thinks that Falls City is good enough for him after living in Portland a year. You Do Not Need to Send Away THE FALLS CITY NEWS. of Portland visited her sister, Mrs. Mrs. W. B. Stevens during the holidays. Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Stevens, Mr. and Mrs. W . B. Steveus, and Mrs. M. M. Moore and sons were in Black Rock Friday. Christmas trees at the various churches contributed to the hap- piuess of many a little one— and perhaps to some big ones. Family Reunion. The Starr family held its an nual reunion on Friday last at the home o f Mr. and Mrs. George Richmond, three miles north o f Dal las. Those present were M rs. J. P. Starr, Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Starr and sons, Eugene and Paul o f Falls City, Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Starr o f Portland, Mr. and Mrs. A. P. Starr and son Frank o f Dallas, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Rich mond and Earl Gee. A bountiful dinner was served.—Observer. NOTICE. The annual School Officers’ Convention will be held in Dallas. Saturday January 9th. As this is legislative year, there are some things to come up that per tain to the next session o f the legislature. It is hoped that we will have a greater number in attendance than' we ever had before. Last year nearly every district in the county was repre sented and this year we should have more. Dr. Winship o f Bos ton, an educator o f National re putation, who is spending the week o f January 4-8 in Portland, will be with us in the afternoon and will give us an address. This will probably be the only School Officers’ Association in the state to be addressed by Dr. Winship. Superintendent Churchill w i l l also be with us. T. W. B r u n k , Chairman. H. C. S e ym o u r , Sect etary. Mail arrives, from Salem 8.60 a.in., 5:85 p.m. Mail arrives from Dallas, 8:£0 Mail closes (or Salem, 9:00 a m,, 1 p. m. and 5:00 p. m. Mail closes for Dallas 9:00 a. m. and 5:00 p. m. Mail closes for Black Rock 11:00 a. m. Mail arrives from Black Rock 2 p. m. S unday O nly Mail arrives from Salem, 8:50 a. m. Mail closes for Salem, 9:00 a. m. Office hours: Sunday ouly, 9:30 to 10:80 a.in: Effective September 4, 1914. I ra C. M ehrlino , Postmaster Falls City, Polk Co., Ore. F"or service Registered Duroc Jersey Boar. Registry No. 1514*3 Registered name, Wester. 16 Owned by W. A. Teal. For N euralgia, aathing ia battar then Dr. Miles* A n t i-P a in Pills U aad b y thousand# far a generation Those who have suffered from neuralgic pains need not be told how necessary it is to secure re lief. The easiest way out of neuralgia is to use Dr. Miles’ Anti-Pain Pills. They have re lieved sufferers for so m any years that they have become a household necessity. ‘T have taken Dr. Miles' Anti-Fkin Pills for live years and they are the only thing that dose me any good. They have relieved neuralgia In my heat In fifteen minutes I have slso taken them lor rheumatism, head ache, pains In the breast, toothache, earache and pains In the bowels and limbs. T have found nothing to equal them and they are all that la claimed for them.” J. W . SEDGE. Blue Springe, Mo. A t all drugglets— 25 doses 25 cents. Never sold In bulk. i M ILE S M E D IC A L CO.. Elkhart. Ind.